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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, babe. I'm home.
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- I'm in the office.
- Oh!
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Now I'm in the kitchen.
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I can't hear you. I'm in the bedroom.
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You know, I love that we can have sex
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in every room of the
house at the same time.
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What you doing? I got
my first take-home test.
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Oh. It's the first test I've taken in years
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that doesn't require a urine sample.
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Ah!
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- Econ 101.
- Mm-hmm.
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If you need me to look over
your answers, I could do...
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No, I feel pretty good about it.
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Pretty good?
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Multiple choice, huh?
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Mm-hmm. Do you feel like you chose
the right answer for number four?
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Because I "c" what I would have done.
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Do you...
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"C" what I "c"?
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I see what you're trying to do right now.
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Yeah, you're right. It's totally your test.
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But number nine, though, can you "b" sure?
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I would... "B" wondering.
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Brody, Brody. Yeah.
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I'm gonna go take a shower.
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If you would like to be with me and see
me naked, stop being such a d... Ick.
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All right.
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Don't do it.
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And I have to do it.
God, I am such a d-ick.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey, babe!
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Aww, this is a nice surprise.
Aww, this is a nice surprise.
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Mm. That's so sweet.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Does it bother you that you and Jenny
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aren't the only happy
couple around here anymore?
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You're crushing my uterus!
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Naughty.
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Well, anyways,
better get back downstairs.
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I don't want the boss to know I'm gone.
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- So, I have some big news.
- Oh.
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Guess who got an "A" on her first test.
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Correct answer... me.
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- Ah! We did it!
- "We"?
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No, like, whee! You did it!
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Oh, hey, um, is Mansfield around?
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I want to thank him again
for paying for my tuition,
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so I'm gonna invite him over to dinner.
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And I'm gonna invite the pope
over to watch "Scandal."
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Okay, what's that supposed to mean?
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Look, Mansfield has never
accepted an invitation
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to do anything social with any of us.
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He always says it's his wife's birthday.
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She had like 19 birthdays last year.
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When I invited him over
to watch the world series,
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she had seven of them in two weeks.
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Uh, well, I've got two things
that you guys don't have.
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I have a hat and a sweatshirt from the
campus store that I bought, okay?
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- You're gross.
- What?
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We didn't say anything.
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I was thinking it.
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So, so, so, Richard branson, Bono,
and Joe Montana walk into a bar.
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Ah, I love these jokes.
What happened next, sir?
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It's not a joke.
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They invited me to join them,
and we had a lovely evening.
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You got us again, sir.
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You think we would've learned
our lesson when you told us
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how you and the prime minister
of Poland changed a light bulb.
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Yeah, it, uh... it only took two of us.
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He held the ladder, and I turned it.
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Uh, sir, I wanted to thank you
again for paying for my classes,
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so I got you a couple of presents,
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and I-I wanted to invite you
over for dinner tomorrow night.
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Oh, that's very nice.
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As it turns out, it's my wife's birthday.
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- Happy Birthday.
- That was a fast year.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Which she'll be
celebrating with her sister,
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so I'm free to come over to your place.
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You'll be what, when, why?
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Great! Okay. Um, so it's at 8:30.
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There's my address. Oh, look at that.
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Do you realize when I was a little boy,
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this was the neighborhood
where hobos went to die.
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It still is.
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- I'll see you there.
- Okay.
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He's actually coming.
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Sir, I have two tickets to the Niners...
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It's my wife's birthday.
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I can't believe Mansfield's
actually coming over for dinner.
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This is the next logical
progression in our relationship.
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I went from employee to
right-hand man and now... Friend.
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You know, I wonder how
many of his "friends"
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live in a zero-bedroom,
half-bath apartment
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that was once featured in the show "cops."
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Look, man, Mansfield
knows where Jenny lives.
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It's just gonna be a
casual dinner with friends.
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Mr. Moyer, about tomorrow night...
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Now, Jenny invited me to "dinner"
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at 8:30, which makes it supper,
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so are we talking evening
wear or formal wear?
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It's obviously not casual.
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Uh, I-I'll check with Jenny.
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Great.
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Now let's get down to business.
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The financial news channel called.
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They want us to do the on-air
market wrap-up tomorrow,
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and they asked me for my best man.
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- Me?
- No, me.
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I'm my best man. Right.
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But I have already committed to your
very unusual supper-dinner hybrid.
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Ooh, me.
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- Who? Who? Who?
- Me. Me. Me.
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- Who keeps saying "me"?
- I'm saying "me." Me, me, me, me.
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- Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
- You do it!
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Yeah! All right, Mr. Wen!
Just don't screw it up!
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Yeah!
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Well, I'll see you
tomorrow at, uh, "meal tbd."
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Okay.
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Oh, and... and I'm sure you already have
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your menu prepared, but
please write this down.
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I am allergic to pheasant...
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Pheasant... And grackle.
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Well, we had grackle last night, so...
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- What's grackle?
- What's grackle?
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I don't know.
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Hey. Good news.
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Instead of having Mansfield
over to your place,
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I made us a reservation at Solasse.
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I can't afford Solasse.
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Look, I get you. I
understand you. I'll pay.
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No, no, this is my thank-you present
to Mr. Mansfield, not yours.
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Babe, I am hearing you. I am
listening to you right now.
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Okay, okay, first, stop reading my Cosmo.
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And you know what? I
want to do it at my place.
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That's the whole point.
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You don't understand Mansfield.
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When he sits down to dinner,
he expects to see four forks.
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Well, I've got five forks.
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Per person.
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Jenny, if we do it at your place,
we're gonna have to rent forks.
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Uh-oh. Awkward.
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They're fighting.
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We're not fighting.
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Oh, you need privacy?
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No. He needs a consultation with Dr. Love.
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Brody, as another man in
a sexual relationship...
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Yes, my relationship has become sexual,
but I do not want to talk about it.
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I really don't want to talk about it.
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Good. Because it's private.
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And by private, I mean...
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Spectacular.
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So, I finally took
Harvard shopping because...
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He dresses like a lesbian librarian.
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No, because he refuses
to spend money on himself.
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Wait till you see what I bought him.
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He has such a rugged sensuality.
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I mean, I don't have to tell you.
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No, you don't. Ever again.
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And as someone who is having
coitus non-interruptus...
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Harvard.
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Did you just bring me over here
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so you could tell me you're
having sex with Lindsay?
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No. Because that's private.
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What I will tell you, though, is
that Lindsay and I do not fight,
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so if you need any help,
I am here for you...
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Mm-hmm... As a friend...
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And a sexual being.
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E-excuse me for a second.
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Hey, uh, Jenny, I know you really want
to have Mansfield over for dinner.
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Don't you think that a dinner party
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with three people is
gonna be a little awkward?
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Yeah, actually, you're right.
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Hey, Lindsay, do you and Harvard want
to join us for dinner tomorrow night?
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We'd love to!
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Great.
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This will make it so much less awkward.
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And the dow closed up six points,
ending the week up 1 1/2%.
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This has been Mike "Threepeat" Wen
signing off from Remington Trust.
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What do you think?
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Be honest. Do not sugarcoat it.
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That was the worst thing I've ever seen.
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You could have put a little sugar on it.
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I did.
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Dude, I'm so screwed.
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I think I'm gonna be sick.
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It's dry-heave time.
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Dude, come on. Calm down.
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If you need some acting
tips, I can give you some.
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Oh, what do you know about acting?
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I don't like to talk about
this, but I used to be on TV.
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You might have seen my
work in the late '80s.
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With nine kinds of
lasagna and our endless pasta bar,
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vito's has something for
everyone in the family.
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I love the pasghetti!
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You were pasghetti kid? You were huge!
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They played that commercial
for eight years straight.
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I bought all my weed at
high school off of that.
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Man, I-I've always
wanted to be that famous.
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You got to do it for me.
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Oh, I'm out the game.
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Come on, man. Please. I'm in a dark place.
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Just... Tell me what you love.
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I don't... ohh.
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I love the pasghetti! I love the pasghetti!
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I love the pasghetti! I love the pasghetti!
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Yes!
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Oh, wow! The place looks so nice, babe.
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Oh, thank you.
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The secret is Christmas lights
and don't look under the bed.
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See? I told you didn't have
anything to worry about.
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I guess not.
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So, is this your mom's famous meatloaf?
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Actually, she calls it a "meatload."
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Because it's... it's loaded with meat.
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Oh.
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You just gonna put a hot dog in there?
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Oh, not just a hot dog,
a layer of hot dogs.
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And how much bourbon are
you gonna pour right on that?
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I don't know. I'm just eyeballing it.
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You're not even looking.
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Oh, buckle your meat belts, right?
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Oh, uh, someone's here
early. I'll get it. Great.
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What's that?
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What's up?
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Did you order food?
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No. Yes.
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But only because I didn't
know you were making meatload,
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and now we have what I can only assume
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is a delicious three-course
rack-of-lamb dinner for five.
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So we could have it with the meatload,
before it, you know, instead of it.
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What do you think we should do?
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Oh, what do I think we should do with this?
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There must be a nice spot
for it right over here.
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What the hell?
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Brody, I don't need your
help with this party,
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just like I didn't need
your help with my test, okay?
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Well...
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What do you mean by "well"?
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Nothing, nothing.
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You got an "A." Raise the roof.
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Should I throw another dog on the load?
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Wait. Let me see this test.
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Don't jump to any conclusions.
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Oh, my God. You changed my answers.
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Only the wrong ones.
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Brody Moyer, how dare you?
That is so unbelievably...
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00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:18,855
Our guests are here.
250
00:11:18,889 --> 00:11:20,857
No, no, no, no, no. We
are gonna talk about this.
251
00:11:20,891 --> 00:11:23,426
No, we can't. We've got a dinner
party. Please, please, please.
252
00:11:23,461 --> 00:11:25,562
This night is too important
for you to be mad at me, okay?
253
00:11:25,596 --> 00:11:27,464
Let's just fight real
quick and get it over with.
254
00:11:27,498 --> 00:11:28,765
We're not gonna do that.
255
00:11:28,799 --> 00:11:30,433
Oh, we're not gonna have a fight?
256
00:11:30,468 --> 00:11:33,837
Oh, no, we're gonna have a big,
big fight, just not right now.
257
00:11:35,272 --> 00:11:36,573
Hello! Oh, good evening.
258
00:11:36,607 --> 00:11:37,907
Oh. Good evening. Here you are.
259
00:11:37,942 --> 00:11:40,810
Thank you.
260
00:11:40,845 --> 00:11:42,812
What a, uh...
261
00:11:42,847 --> 00:11:44,447
What a colorful neighborhood.
262
00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:49,285
I just saw two hobos
fighting over a rack of lamb.
263
00:11:50,988 --> 00:11:52,722
This is gonna be quite a night.
264
00:11:52,757 --> 00:11:56,493
Yes. Yes, it will be.
265
00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:09,523
Now, I know there is tension in the air,
266
00:12:09,557 --> 00:12:11,858
so let's go ahead and address
the elephant in the room.
267
00:12:11,893 --> 00:12:15,762
Mr. Moyer was unclear with his
invitation, and as a result,
268
00:12:15,797 --> 00:12:20,467
I'm wearing a dinner
jacket with a supper tie.
269
00:12:20,501 --> 00:12:24,071
I can only hope I don't look quite
as ridiculous as I truly feel.
270
00:12:24,105 --> 00:12:26,173
Not at all, sir. Oh, no,
you look like James Bond.
271
00:12:26,207 --> 00:12:27,874
Well, thank you.
272
00:12:27,909 --> 00:12:30,577
Why don't we go ahead and
give me the grand tour?
273
00:12:30,611 --> 00:12:35,615
Well, uh, starting right here, this
is the entire apartment.
274
00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:36,783
Well, I love it.
275
00:12:36,818 --> 00:12:38,652
It looks like you live in a play.
276
00:12:40,588 --> 00:12:42,489
Can I offer you a drink, sir?
277
00:12:42,523 --> 00:12:45,158
I'm... I'm whipping up
a traditional pimm's cup.
278
00:12:45,193 --> 00:12:49,596
Why, uh, Mr. Moyer, would you serve
me a digestif as an aperitif?
279
00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:53,166
Because... Google is a liar.
280
00:12:53,201 --> 00:12:54,668
I'll have a beer.
281
00:12:54,702 --> 00:12:56,136
Yes, coming right up.
282
00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:59,673
Okay, you were 100% right,
and I was 100% wrong,
283
00:12:59,707 --> 00:13:01,475
and your test was only 70% right,
284
00:13:01,509 --> 00:13:03,677
and I don't know why
I just brought that up.
285
00:13:03,711 --> 00:13:06,079
We're not gonna do this.
286
00:13:06,114 --> 00:13:07,814
Please. Come on. You're killing me.
287
00:13:07,849 --> 00:13:09,716
Aha!
288
00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:14,888
Never mind. I, uh...
289
00:13:14,922 --> 00:13:17,758
I thought I just found a room
that you didn't know about.
290
00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:20,627
I'll be darned if it doesn't seem
to happen in my house every day.
291
00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:22,863
Uh, here you go, sir.
292
00:13:22,897 --> 00:13:25,732
Oh, Jenny, thank you.
293
00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:28,602
Straight out of the bottle.
294
00:13:28,636 --> 00:13:29,636
Yee-haw.
295
00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:35,609
Uh, excuse me just one second.
296
00:13:37,845 --> 00:13:39,980
What are you doing?
297
00:13:40,014 --> 00:13:41,681
You can't put a pin in a fight, okay?
298
00:13:41,716 --> 00:13:43,917
Just call me an asshole
and get it over with.
299
00:13:43,951 --> 00:13:46,153
I am not giving you the satisfaction.
300
00:13:46,187 --> 00:13:50,290
Well, Harvard, here we are at the
party, having overheard nothing.
301
00:13:52,126 --> 00:13:53,627
Hang in there, buddy.
302
00:13:53,661 --> 00:13:55,862
Here, I got you a rack of lamb.
303
00:14:04,138 --> 00:14:07,140
While the dow was down, spirits
were up at the closing bell.
304
00:14:07,175 --> 00:14:09,743
This is Mike "Threepeat"
Wen from Remington Trust.
305
00:14:09,777 --> 00:14:11,111
Ooh! See? You got it, man.
306
00:14:11,145 --> 00:14:12,813
Okay, let's do one for the camera.
307
00:14:12,847 --> 00:14:14,147
Okay.
308
00:14:14,182 --> 00:14:18,318
The market was mixed...
309
00:14:18,352 --> 00:14:20,854
With a small cap index...
310
00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:24,991
...of 10 points reacting
to European jitters.
311
00:14:25,026 --> 00:14:27,260
What are you doing? Do
what you was doing before.
312
00:14:27,295 --> 00:14:28,728
I-I can't, man!
313
00:14:28,763 --> 00:14:30,230
When the camera's on, I just get filled
314
00:14:30,264 --> 00:14:31,944
with all this nervous energy and...
315
00:14:31,966 --> 00:14:35,769
Ooh. Oh, man, calm down, okay?
316
00:14:35,803 --> 00:14:37,938
Let's get some protein in
you before you pass out.
317
00:14:37,972 --> 00:14:39,940
Here have a p3, okay?
318
00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:44,044
And I'm gonna take a
couple of these for later.
319
00:14:44,078 --> 00:14:46,179
Look, m-m-maybe I'm just
too nervous to do this.
320
00:14:46,214 --> 00:14:48,048
Hey, man, I once knew a kid
321
00:14:48,082 --> 00:14:51,017
that was too nervous to
say "spaghetti" correctly.
322
00:14:51,052 --> 00:14:53,687
But he channeled that energy into a dance.
323
00:14:53,721 --> 00:14:56,690
That dance changed the world,
and he had kids everywhere
324
00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:59,126
just singing and dancing,
"I love pasghetti!"
325
00:15:00,294 --> 00:15:03,296
Six months later, the
Berlin wall came down!
326
00:15:05,032 --> 00:15:07,367
You can do this, too,
all right? Do it with me.
327
00:15:07,401 --> 00:15:08,902
"I love the pasghetti." Let me hear you.
328
00:15:08,936 --> 00:15:10,170
Come on.
329
00:15:10,204 --> 00:15:11,805
"I love the pasghetti!" Let me hear you!
330
00:15:11,839 --> 00:15:13,373
I love the pasghetti.
331
00:15:13,407 --> 00:15:14,941
All right, yeah.
332
00:15:14,976 --> 00:15:17,878
"I love the pasghetti."
I love the pasghetti.
333
00:15:17,912 --> 00:15:19,679
"I love the pasghetti."
I love the pasghetti!
334
00:15:19,714 --> 00:15:21,314
"I love the pasghetti."
I love the pasghetti!
335
00:15:21,349 --> 00:15:23,116
"I love the pasghetti!"
I love the pasghetti!
336
00:15:23,151 --> 00:15:24,818
"I love the pasghetti!" I love pasghetti!
337
00:15:24,852 --> 00:15:26,319
"I love the pasghetti!" I love pasghetti!
338
00:15:26,354 --> 00:15:27,888
"I love pasghetti!"
339
00:15:30,424 --> 00:15:34,094
This meatload is fantastic.
340
00:15:34,128 --> 00:15:37,063
I-is it possible that I'm
getting a buzz off of this?
341
00:15:37,098 --> 00:15:40,133
It's not just possible, it's very likely.
342
00:15:41,202 --> 00:15:43,637
Honey, you did a great job.
343
00:15:43,671 --> 00:15:44,704
I love you.
344
00:15:48,009 --> 00:15:50,710
Doesn't Harvard look nice?
345
00:15:50,745 --> 00:15:52,145
Lover.
346
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:55,182
It's all from the Lindsay collection.
347
00:15:55,216 --> 00:15:56,783
He's my little Ken doll.
348
00:15:56,817 --> 00:15:58,919
She even bought me my underwear.
349
00:15:58,953 --> 00:16:00,420
Mesh.
350
00:16:00,454 --> 00:16:04,124
Speaking of almost anything else,
351
00:16:04,158 --> 00:16:06,126
uh... I see that, uh,
352
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,129
someone got an "A" on their test.
353
00:16:09,163 --> 00:16:11,198
Yes, sir. Someone did.
354
00:16:11,232 --> 00:16:12,799
Yes, someone who meant well.
355
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,835
Someone who doesn't trust someone
else to live their own life.
356
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:17,837
Someone is confused by all these pronouns.
357
00:16:17,872 --> 00:16:19,439
Now, what the hell's going on?
358
00:16:19,473 --> 00:16:22,142
I'm sorry, sir.
It's... it's not important.
359
00:16:22,176 --> 00:16:23,936
Yeah, we don't need to
fight in front of you.
360
00:16:23,945 --> 00:16:25,845
Oh, no, no. Now, don't hold it in.
361
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,080
That's not healthy.
362
00:16:27,114 --> 00:16:31,718
If you want your relationship to last,
you can never bottle things up.
363
00:16:31,752 --> 00:16:34,054
Sometimes you have to fight.
364
00:16:34,088 --> 00:16:36,690
Otherwise, resentments fester.
365
00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:38,858
And sure as shooting, sooner
or later they'll explode.
366
00:16:38,893 --> 00:16:42,128
So just... Let it out. Okay.
367
00:16:42,163 --> 00:16:46,066
I'm not your Ken doll!
368
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,068
I can dress myself!
369
00:16:48,102 --> 00:16:49,769
Yeah, well...
370
00:16:49,804 --> 00:16:52,005
I want to have sex in
more than one position.
371
00:16:53,374 --> 00:16:55,275
Well, I don't know the other one!
372
00:16:55,309 --> 00:16:57,377
Bottle that up. You bottle that right up!
373
00:16:57,411 --> 00:16:58,945
You know what?!
374
00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:01,481
I'm taking off all the
clothes that you got me!
375
00:17:01,515 --> 00:17:04,184
I gave you all of those clothes!
376
00:17:04,218 --> 00:17:08,788
Well, then, I guess I will just be naked!
377
00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:16,263
So... thank you for college.
378
00:17:16,297 --> 00:17:18,131
You're very welcome.
379
00:17:18,165 --> 00:17:21,001
Now, won't you please
tell me about your "A"?
380
00:17:21,035 --> 00:17:23,336
You know what? It's not
my "A." It's Brody's "A."
381
00:17:23,371 --> 00:17:24,904
He changed my answers.
382
00:17:24,939 --> 00:17:26,406
I'm sorry.
383
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,341
But I couldn't just sit
there and watch you get a 70.
384
00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:30,277
Babe, it's my 70. It's my test.
385
00:17:30,311 --> 00:17:32,512
You should have just stayed out of it!
386
00:17:32,546 --> 00:17:34,214
I am very disappointed.
387
00:17:34,248 --> 00:17:35,215
Thank you.
388
00:17:35,249 --> 00:17:36,216
In you.
389
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:39,386
In... in me?
390
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:41,821
W-why... why in me?
He changed my test.
391
00:17:41,856 --> 00:17:43,156
Well, I expect that from him.
392
00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:44,824
He's a... he's a smug know-it-all.
393
00:17:44,859 --> 00:17:46,559
That's why I hired him in the first place.
394
00:17:48,329 --> 00:17:51,831
But it... it sounds to me
like you half-assed that test.
395
00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:54,034
What? A 70 is okay.
396
00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:55,268
Okay is not good enough.
397
00:17:55,303 --> 00:17:57,971
You think NASA should settle for okay?
398
00:17:58,005 --> 00:18:04,244
"We, uh... we only made it 70% of the
way to the moon, but that's okay!"
399
00:18:04,278 --> 00:18:07,447
With all due respect, sir, I don't
think I'm exactly NASA material.
400
00:18:07,481 --> 00:18:10,917
Yeah, plus NASA doesn't really
send people to the moon anymore.
401
00:18:10,951 --> 00:18:13,853
Oh, say, sir smuggy. Not about you.
402
00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:17,457
Now, tell me this...
403
00:18:17,491 --> 00:18:20,327
Do you think you could have
done better than that 70
404
00:18:20,361 --> 00:18:22,829
if you'd worked just a
...a little bit harder.
405
00:18:22,863 --> 00:18:24,964
Yeah.
406
00:18:24,999 --> 00:18:26,466
I can't hear you.
407
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,834
Yes.
408
00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:29,836
I want you to understand something.
409
00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:33,173
I invested in you because
I saw unlimited potential,
410
00:18:33,207 --> 00:18:37,043
and I am never wrong about my investments.
411
00:18:37,078 --> 00:18:38,211
Is that clear?
412
00:18:38,245 --> 00:18:39,946
Yes, sir.
413
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:41,514
Good. See? That's what I'm saying.
414
00:18:41,549 --> 00:18:42,709
If she just pushed herself...
415
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:45,251
Oh, give me a break, will you, Mr. Moyer?
Are you kidding me?
416
00:18:45,286 --> 00:18:46,519
I can't help myself.
417
00:18:46,554 --> 00:18:48,421
Oh, look at that.
M-m-Mr. Wen is on.
418
00:18:48,456 --> 00:18:50,423
Why don't we go to the media room?
419
00:18:55,029 --> 00:18:56,863
As home sales surge on news the fed
420
00:18:56,897 --> 00:18:59,532
plans to keep interest
rates low, low, low, low,
421
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:02,469
that means new construction's
gonna raise the roof
422
00:19:02,503 --> 00:19:06,005
on millions of single-family homes.
423
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:09,242
You know, this, uh, may very
well be the meatload speaking,
424
00:19:09,276 --> 00:19:13,213
but I find this strangely compelling.
425
00:19:13,247 --> 00:19:15,548
And tech markets are
up, so don't forget to...
426
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,552
...Invest in robotics.
427
00:19:19,587 --> 00:19:23,623
I'm Mike "Threepeat"
Wen from Remington Trust.
428
00:19:40,574 --> 00:19:42,409
Okay.
429
00:19:42,443 --> 00:19:44,310
Hmm?
430
00:20:02,299 --> 00:20:05,435
Great party last night.
431
00:20:05,469 --> 00:20:07,971
Sorry things got a little awkward.
432
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:12,809
The good news is Lindsay and
I are now closer than ever,
433
00:20:12,843 --> 00:20:14,744
so if you guys need any advice...
434
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,913
Oh, no. I-I think we're good.
435
00:20:16,947 --> 00:20:18,581
Yeah. We were concerned, though.
436
00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:20,950
What were you guys doing in
my bathroom for over an hour?
437
00:20:23,454 --> 00:20:24,988
Oh, no.
438
00:20:25,022 --> 00:20:28,358
Yeah, we had makeup sex.
439
00:20:28,392 --> 00:20:30,526
That's right... both positions.
440
00:20:33,464 --> 00:20:36,933
Okay, it is time for a new segment we call
441
00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:38,935
"so you think you can
dance, but you're wrong."
442
00:20:38,969 --> 00:20:42,305
Check out this guy who I can only assume
443
00:20:42,339 --> 00:20:45,842
is now a former money
manager in San Francisco.
444
00:20:45,876 --> 00:20:47,677
As home sales surge on news the fed
445
00:20:47,711 --> 00:20:50,613
plans to keep interest
rates low, low, low, low...
446
00:20:50,648 --> 00:20:53,783
I do not think they are laughing with you.
447
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:56,786
Oh, oh. Definitely at me.
448
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,956
So why do you seem so happy about it?
449
00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:01,958
I'm famous.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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