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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com

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- Hey!
- How are you?

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It's a great day for it, huh?

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- (Laughing) Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Are you doing the walk of shame?

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You know, shame/fear/ oh, yeah.

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Ooh/nice/up high. (Chuckles)

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Wait, why are you doing the walk of shame?

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I found the ring.

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I-I know that Brody's gonna propose to me.

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What?! He didn't tell me.

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I'm his best friend.

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You don't hide secrets like
that from your best friend.

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Get back in that bed. You have work to do.

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(Giggles) Oh! Hi, Jenny.

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(Door closes)

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You slept with Brody's ex-girlfriend?!

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Okay, see, that is a secret
you keep from your best friend.

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So, what are you gonna tell Brody?

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Nothing. I don't want
Brody to propose to me,

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so I'm just gonna avoid him all weekend.

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Yeah. Good plan.

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You got a better idea?

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No, that is a good plan.

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That's what I'm gonna do.

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Hey, guys. What's going on?

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- Eh, it's a hallway party.
- Nothing.

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(Laughs)

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Whole lot of nothing, right?

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I got to go. I have so much work to do.

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- Hey, do you?
- Excuse me. No, I do.

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It can't be that important, right?

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- I got to do it.
- Okay.

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(Laughs)

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So...

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I know you said you didn't
want to, but I have to ask.

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I've got to go.

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Okay. Fine. I'll go to the gym by myself.

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$260,000.

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We're millionaires.

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Let's celebrate!

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Okay!

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(Laughing wildly)

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Oh, my God! What are you doing?

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Are you crazy?!

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These macadamia nuts are like $30!

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No, they're not, they're free!

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Everything in this suite is comped.

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They want us to stay in
the hotel and keep gambling.

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Oh, my God.

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That's so diabolical.

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Do you want to go gambling?

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No! I do not want to gamble.

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Anything else.

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Man, there has got to be something we
can do in Las Vegas with $260,000!

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Okay. Let's just be careful.

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Las Vegas can be a very
dangerous place for me.

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I have, in the past, had some
serious self-control issues.

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Don't you worry.

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I can be your rock.

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- Vegas!
- Vegas!

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- Vegas!
- Whoo!

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- Vegas!
- Vegas!

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(Both cheering)

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Vegas!

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- Come on, Charlie.
- Winner!

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Yes! All right!

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Hot shooter coming out.

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Oh, Jenny! There you are.

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I didn't know you played craps.

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Oh, me?

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Yeah, I've been rolling
these bones my whole life.

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Hands off the table.

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Sorry.

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You don't have any chips.

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Not anymore I don't. (Chuckles)

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Rrgh! Crap. Hence... The name.

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Uh, is that Mansfield over
here? Let's go talk to him.

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Oh, sure.

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Hey, Mr. Mansfield. Do
you mind if we join you?

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Who's we?

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She was... what the hell is going on?

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Please, have a seat.

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I'm about to meet my daughter's fiancé.

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I still can't believe
you're first meeting him now.

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It was a whirlwind romance.

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They met overseas.

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He comes from a very good family.

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His father has a license to print money.

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- Oh, what does he do?
- He prints money.

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Oh.

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Daddy!

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Oh, my little pumpernickel. Come here.

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Ohh.

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Oh, I want you to meet Ned.

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Oh, dear God.

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He's... Just like I pictured him.

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I'm guessing he's behind
the centurion, sir.

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Mr. Mansfield!

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You, uh, you must be Ned.

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There... there's five good ones.

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How... wow, your handshake
is as advertised, sir.

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Oh, show him the gift you got him.

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Oh, it's... it's nothing.

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I know you like scotch,
so when I was in Scotland,

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I tracked down your ancestral distillery.

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Huh. Mansfiddich.

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Huh.

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Isn't he the best?

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Oh, it's just a little
something to say thank you

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for giving me the
greatest gift in the world:

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Your daughter.

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Really looking forward to finally
spending some quality time with you, sir.

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Outstanding. Just outstanding.

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Great.

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What a terrific guy. Congratulations.

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I hate him.

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Where in the hell are you taking me?

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It's not that horrible French
circus with no elephants, is it?

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No.

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I got you something even better.

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You know how you're always giving me
good advice whether I ask for it or not?

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Well, consider this my wedding gift to you.

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- Ned.
- Oh, now come on!

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Sir, this man is going to be your
son-in-law in less than 24 hours.

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You need to get to know him.

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You're right.

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The only way to figure out what's
wrong with Ned is to break Ned.

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That's not at all what I said.

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You and I are gonna go for a
little stroll out in the desert.

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Should I tell Amanda where I'm going?

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Let's not worry her. Come on.

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Keep your cellphone on, bro.

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They always say money can buy happiness,

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but what they don't tell you
is that it can also buy taste.

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You are looking foxy, by the way.

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Well, a lot of that credit
has to go to the fox.

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But I'm so glad we spent the extra 10 grand

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to get one that died of natural causes.

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Mm.

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But, babe, you got to
promise me from now on

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we are gonna rein in the spending.

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I totally hear what you're saying.

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I am your rock.

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Barkeep, I need enough
champagne to fill a hot tub.

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Go ahead and put that on the room.

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You're not buying all this
on Mansfield's dime, are you?

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I don't know if you've heard or
not, but I'm quite wealthy now.

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Perhaps you've noticed my painting.

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Where is your painting?

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You got me.

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I'm not rich because I
don't carry a painting.

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I feel sorry for you.

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Here, have a bag of lobster.

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Lindsay and I went to a ritzy
seafood place down the strip.

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We ordered a dozen lobsters, like you do...

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...and I could only finish nine.

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All right. Enjoy.

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I don't think I'm gonna really
want to eat your leftover lobster

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that smells (Sniffs) like a buttery dream.

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Can I get a tiny fork, please?

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(Knocking)

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Threepeat!

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Come on, it's time for us
single guys to get turned up!

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Hi, Derrick.

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Threepeat is, uh, tied up right now.

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Nice try, Heather, but I did
go to magic camp, so...

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Please stop saying things like that.

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I'm trying to stay attracted to you.

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(Chuckles)

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Dude, that's your best
friend's ex-girlfriend.

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I know, man, but she's hot. And she's mean.

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And that's, like, my favorite combo.

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I'm happy for you, okay?

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I never knew a guy who
needed ass as bad as you.

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But you got to tell Brody.
You got to break it off.

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I'm gonna break it off.

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Threepeat, now! Or I start without you.

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I'm going to tell Brody.

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Thank you for coming down.

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I hope you're enjoying your stay.

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Oh, I am.

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I especially like the golden shower.

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I know the fixtures are gold, honey,
but I don't think they call it that.

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We don't.

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Anyway, I just need a credit card

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to put on file to cover
charges made to your room.

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Oh, there's no need.

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The room is comped.

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Yes, the room is comped, but you've charged
a few... incidentals, totaling $50,000.

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Oh, that's impossible.

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"Hot tub full of truffles, "hot tub
full of caviar, hot tub repair."

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And you paid two of our centurions
to "fight to the death."

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Which they did not do, by the way.

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That will be going in my yelp review.

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And you also ate a jar of macadamia nuts.

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(Chuckles) That was her.

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So, how would you like
to take care of this?

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Uh, well, we are just
gonna step right over here

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and discuss our many, many, many options
of how to sort this whole thing out.

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(Laughs)

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We've got nothing!

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This is exactly what I
was afraid would happen!

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I told you I have no self-control!

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Tell me about it.

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The way you just ripped
into those macadamia nuts.

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Hey, Derrick. (Chuckles)

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Hey, remember how you owe me that $50,000?

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I don't owe you $50,000.

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Gah! That was our last shot.

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Maybe not.

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Remember when I told you I don't gamble?

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It's not exactly true.

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I used to be a professional gambler.

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What are you talking about?

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(Sighs) When I was at M.I.T., my friends
and I got run out of Atlantic city

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for counting cards.

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I could probably get us our money back.

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But it would mean returning to a
very, very dark time in my life.

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A time it's taken me
years to put behind me.

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Hey...

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I'm okay with that. Derrick?

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Sounds good to me.

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I promised myself I was out of the game.

225
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But it looks like I got to do one last job.

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Who are you talking to?

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(Toilet flushes)

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(Shudders) What was I thinking?

229
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I never should have eaten
Harvard's used seafood.

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Oh!

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(Door closes)

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No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Oh, babe, I'm so sorry.

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I-I thought I would have a little
bit more time before you got here.

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Oh...

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I love you, honey, but I am
...I am not ready for this.

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Babe, we're living together, all right?

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This was bound to happen sooner or later.

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Oh, God. I can't breathe.

240
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Come on, I feel
self-conscious enough as it is.

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Okay.

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The answer is no.

243
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Okay? I'm sorry, I can't marry you.

244
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What's that now?

245
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The ring. I found the ring in your bag.

246
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The ring for Mansfield's daughter?

247
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What's that now?

248
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Yeah, I'm holding it for him.

249
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You thought I was proposing?

250
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Oh, my God.

251
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

252
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- Wait, you said "no."
- Oh, my God.

253
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We need to talk about this.

254
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No, no, no! I want to hide!

255
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Babe...

256
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Not in there.

257
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258
00:10:20,337 --> 00:10:22,538
Hey. Jenny.

259
00:10:22,573 --> 00:10:24,173
Oh, God. Please go away.

260
00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:25,308
I feel awful.

261
00:10:25,342 --> 00:10:26,809
You do not get to feel awful.

262
00:10:26,844 --> 00:10:28,778
I feel awful. 'Cause of the lobster?

263
00:10:28,812 --> 00:10:30,413
No. Well, yeah, a little bit.

264
00:10:31,448 --> 00:10:33,182
Look, I just can't believe

265
00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,118
that you said no to marrying me
without even a second thought.

266
00:10:35,152 --> 00:10:36,719
It wasn't a no to you.

267
00:10:36,754 --> 00:10:38,621
It was a no to marriage.

268
00:10:38,655 --> 00:10:40,256
To you.

269
00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:42,458
If that helps, which I
can't imagine that it does.

270
00:10:42,493 --> 00:10:44,427
Oddly, it does not.

271
00:10:44,461 --> 00:10:45,862
Brody, you know that I'm
not the marrying type.

272
00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,330
I've told you that.

273
00:10:47,364 --> 00:10:49,565
I know, but it doesn't make sense to me.

274
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,301
I mean, what are you
picturing? Some boring life?

275
00:10:52,336 --> 00:10:56,305
2 1/2 kids, a white picket fence, me
reading the paper in my slippers?

276
00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:58,508
You do read the paper in your slippers.

277
00:10:58,542 --> 00:10:59,776
Yeah, but you gave me those slippers.
You said you liked those slippers.

278
00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:01,444
- I love those slippers.
- Too fuzzy for you?

279
00:11:01,478 --> 00:11:03,179
Look, it's not about the slippers. Okay.

280
00:11:03,213 --> 00:11:06,416
When I think of marriage, I think
of my mom and all my step-dads.

281
00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:08,651
A few more of them and
you could form a jury.

282
00:11:08,685 --> 00:11:11,854
Which is ironic, 'cause
most of them are in jail.

283
00:11:11,889 --> 00:11:16,592
Look, I am sorry that your family tree
looks like a weird, mangled bush,

284
00:11:16,627 --> 00:11:19,829
but you seriously think
that we would be like that?

285
00:11:19,863 --> 00:11:24,367
I mean, we would be
fantastic and fun and...

286
00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:25,968
Us.

287
00:11:27,504 --> 00:11:31,240
I can't believe that after all this
time you still don't see that.

288
00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:33,643
No, I... I do! I do.

289
00:11:33,677 --> 00:11:35,611
Interesting choice of words.

290
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:42,318
Wow, just isn't my day, I guess.

291
00:11:48,258 --> 00:11:49,959
Oh!

292
00:11:51,328 --> 00:11:52,562
Hello, stranger.

293
00:11:52,596 --> 00:11:54,797
Did you lose these glasses?

294
00:11:54,832 --> 00:11:56,899
Yes, I did. Thank you.

295
00:11:56,934 --> 00:11:59,936
Oh, look at that. An open
seat right next to me.

296
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,804
(Chuckles) Not you!

297
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:07,877
Ooh, Blackjack. I guess
I'll give this a shot.

298
00:12:07,911 --> 00:12:09,345
I'm Derrick, by the way.

299
00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:10,646
I'm Derrick, too.

300
00:12:10,681 --> 00:12:11,781
Seriously?

301
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,349
There can be two of us.

302
00:12:13,383 --> 00:12:15,384
I bet it's spelled differently.

303
00:12:15,419 --> 00:12:17,186
It's spelled the same.

304
00:12:17,221 --> 00:12:20,256
How in the hell is there gonna be
two derricks at the same table?

305
00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:22,425
The human brain can only
remember so many names.

306
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,393
Blackjack.

307
00:12:24,428 --> 00:12:25,795
Yes! Nice job, Lindsay.

308
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,230
Harvard! Derrick!

309
00:12:27,264 --> 00:12:28,464
What did I do?

310
00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:30,700
Let's find a new table, strangers.

311
00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:32,301
Yeah.

312
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,337
(Chuckles) My real name's Lindsay.

313
00:12:34,371 --> 00:12:36,906
It's spelled differently,
of course. (Chuckles)

314
00:12:37,975 --> 00:12:39,375
Hey, Heather.

315
00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:40,843
Uh... mm?

316
00:12:40,878 --> 00:12:43,412
We need to talk. Listen,
this has been great.

317
00:12:43,447 --> 00:12:45,915
But we both know it can't continue, right?

318
00:12:45,949 --> 00:12:49,418
So, uh... I'm breaking up with you.

319
00:12:49,453 --> 00:12:50,987
- No, you're not.
- What do you mean?

320
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,889
'Cause I don't accept it.

321
00:12:52,923 --> 00:12:55,491
If you want, we can go upstairs
and discuss this like adults.

322
00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:56,559
Face to feet.

323
00:12:57,794 --> 00:12:59,695
Yeah, I think that deserves a conversation.

324
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:05,635
$50,000!

325
00:13:05,669 --> 00:13:07,770
I can't believe the
casino lets you do that.

326
00:13:07,804 --> 00:13:10,006
Yeah, they don't love it. (Chuckles)

327
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,707
Give me the money.

328
00:13:11,742 --> 00:13:12,708
You gonna turn it in?

329
00:13:12,743 --> 00:13:15,244
I'm gonna turn it into $2 million.

330
00:13:15,279 --> 00:13:16,412
Wait, what?

331
00:13:16,446 --> 00:13:17,947
We're just getting started.

332
00:13:17,981 --> 00:13:20,383
They don't have me in the system here yet.

333
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:23,953
By the time they're onto us, we'll
be on the midnight bus to Reno.

334
00:13:23,987 --> 00:13:25,755
Then on to monte-Carlo, Macau,

335
00:13:25,789 --> 00:13:28,591
and then we lay low in
havana until riverboat season.

336
00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:31,727
Well, it does sound like you
know what you're talking about.

337
00:13:31,762 --> 00:13:33,362
Here you go.

338
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:34,997
You're just gonna give me the money?

339
00:13:35,032 --> 00:13:37,567
After everything I told you
about my self-control issues?

340
00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:38,968
You're supposed to be my rock!

341
00:13:39,002 --> 00:13:41,404
Yeah, well, I'm a terrible rock, okay?

342
00:13:41,438 --> 00:13:43,306
At best, I'm a leaf. (Sighs)

343
00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:45,575
I have to get out of here.

344
00:13:45,609 --> 00:13:48,377
Wait, we're missing $10,000.

345
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:50,112
Okay, this is why I need a rock.

346
00:13:52,683 --> 00:13:55,785
Barkeep! Cup of your best water, please.

347
00:13:55,819 --> 00:13:58,654
Oh, how did it go with Ned?
Please tell me it went well.

348
00:13:58,689 --> 00:14:00,656
- He didn't make it.
- He died?

349
00:14:00,691 --> 00:14:02,959
No. His weakness is that he's weak.

350
00:14:02,993 --> 00:14:05,728
Any man who can't handle a spontaneous,

351
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:09,065
12-mile desert stroll has
no business in my family.

352
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:11,467
It was a test, and he failed.

353
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:13,569
I made it.

354
00:14:14,805 --> 00:14:17,907
Nine waters, please. God, I hope it's real.

355
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,742
I've drank so much sand.

356
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,677
Look at that! Good old Ned.

357
00:14:21,712 --> 00:14:22,878
He passed the test.

358
00:14:22,913 --> 00:14:24,580
Wait, this was a test?

359
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:27,049
Yes. And you failed.

360
00:14:27,084 --> 00:14:30,453
The real test was you shouldn't
let me push you around like that.

361
00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:31,454
Show some backbone.

362
00:14:31,488 --> 00:14:32,922
All right.

363
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:36,392
You dragged me out into the middle of
the desert, and you left me there.

364
00:14:36,426 --> 00:14:37,793
What is the matter with you?!

365
00:14:37,828 --> 00:14:41,097
Aha! That was the real test!

366
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:44,100
You don't talk to your potential
father-in-law like that.

367
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,401
I'm sorry, sir.

368
00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:48,104
Why would you apologize
when you're clearly right?

369
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,072
He's been doing this to me for years.

370
00:14:50,107 --> 00:14:51,440
There's no winning here.

371
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:52,842
He's right. Give up.

372
00:14:52,876 --> 00:14:54,977
Don't. It's a test.
That was a test for you.

373
00:14:55,012 --> 00:14:56,812
Will you stop with these tests?!

374
00:14:56,847 --> 00:14:59,782
This man is going to marry
your daughter in four hours,

375
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:03,452
so whatever you feel for him you
cannot take into that wedding.

376
00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:05,655
I won't go to the wedding. Thank you.

377
00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:07,523
That's not what I meant at...

378
00:15:07,557 --> 00:15:09,792
I am having the worst day today.

379
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,993
What about me?

380
00:15:11,028 --> 00:15:12,828
Everything's not about you, Ned.

381
00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:14,630
(Scoffs)

382
00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:26,732
Jennifer: Mr. Mansfield?

383
00:15:26,766 --> 00:15:28,300
Mr. Mansfield.

384
00:15:28,334 --> 00:15:29,668
Ooh, fish!

385
00:15:29,702 --> 00:15:33,538
Wait, no. Mr. Mansfield!

386
00:15:33,573 --> 00:15:37,342
How can a hotel room be
bigger than my high school?

387
00:15:37,377 --> 00:15:39,978
Yeah, it's, uh... It's cozy.

388
00:15:40,013 --> 00:15:42,347
What, uh...

389
00:15:42,382 --> 00:15:45,017
What can I do for you, there, Ms. Miller?

390
00:15:45,051 --> 00:15:48,020
Well, Brody and I got in this big argument

391
00:15:48,054 --> 00:15:50,922
after I said I didn't want to marry him.

392
00:15:50,957 --> 00:15:52,591
Why don't you want to marry Brody?

393
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:54,860
- I have my reasons.
- Well, they sound stupid.

394
00:15:54,894 --> 00:15:57,529
- You didn't even hear them.
- Well, go ahead.

395
00:15:57,563 --> 00:16:01,366
Well, you know, my mom
married a lot of losers.

396
00:16:01,401 --> 00:16:02,634
Brody's not a loser. Next.

397
00:16:02,668 --> 00:16:04,469
I don't know. It's just a... a feeling.

398
00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:05,904
I don't know.

399
00:16:05,938 --> 00:16:09,574
Sometimes you know things are
real but you can't explain them.

400
00:16:09,609 --> 00:16:10,776
Like electricity.

401
00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:12,344
Everybody knows that's real.

402
00:16:12,378 --> 00:16:13,678
Nobody knows how it works.

403
00:16:13,713 --> 00:16:15,380
Everyone knows how it works.

404
00:16:15,415 --> 00:16:17,449
There are power plants and turbines.

405
00:16:17,483 --> 00:16:20,685
Holy shit, I have no idea
how electricity works.

406
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,655
Hey, why aren't you dressed
for your daughter's wedding?

407
00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:25,757
I'm not going. I don't
like my son-in-law.

408
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:27,392
- Why not?
- I have my reasons.

409
00:16:27,427 --> 00:16:29,027
- They sound stupid.
- (Whistles)

410
00:16:29,062 --> 00:16:30,395
Careful.

411
00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:32,764
Sorry, sir. (Sighs)

412
00:16:32,799 --> 00:16:35,067
Well, how about we just agree that,

413
00:16:35,101 --> 00:16:38,336
you know, whatever reasons
we have, they're real,

414
00:16:38,371 --> 00:16:39,938
and we don't need to justify them.

415
00:16:39,972 --> 00:16:41,573
That sounds pretty good to me.

416
00:16:41,607 --> 00:16:44,076
You, uh... You ever play golf indoors?

417
00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:46,078
I've never played golf anywhere.

418
00:16:46,112 --> 00:16:47,479
Well, then follow me.

419
00:16:47,513 --> 00:16:49,648
(Breathes deeply)

420
00:16:49,682 --> 00:16:52,551
Hey. You're packing?

421
00:16:52,585 --> 00:16:55,787
- Where are we going?
- We're not.

422
00:16:55,822 --> 00:16:57,722
I don't think this
relationship is good for me.

423
00:16:57,757 --> 00:16:58,924
How can you say that?

424
00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:05,497
In one day, I squandered $300,000,
broke a promise I made to myself

425
00:17:05,531 --> 00:17:08,333
and to the New Jersey
state gaming commission,

426
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:11,870
and got two tickets for indecent exposure.

427
00:17:11,904 --> 00:17:14,005
Well, look, we are gonna fight that, okay?

428
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,641
They can't charge you for
each boob independently.

429
00:17:18,444 --> 00:17:21,379
Besides, you're...
you're really good for me.

430
00:17:21,414 --> 00:17:24,483
Do you or do you not have
a tattoo of me on your arm

431
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,786
that you got put on and burned
off three separate times?

432
00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:29,888
It's bleeding through
my shirt again, isn't it?

433
00:17:31,591 --> 00:17:36,862
Harvard, you are cute, you are funny,
and I could live in your beard.

434
00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:39,731
But I know myself, and the longer
I stay in this relationship,

435
00:17:39,765 --> 00:17:41,066
the darker and more
desperate I'm gonna become.

436
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,001
That's my type. (Sighs)

437
00:17:43,035 --> 00:17:45,704
Goodbye, Harvard.

438
00:17:49,575 --> 00:17:52,144
Wait.

439
00:17:52,178 --> 00:17:53,879
One last golden shower?

440
00:17:53,913 --> 00:17:56,548
It's not called... okay.

441
00:18:00,987 --> 00:18:03,088
Ugh! Son of a bitch.

442
00:18:03,122 --> 00:18:04,789
You got to keep that shoulder down.

443
00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:06,458
Here, let me show you how it's done.

444
00:18:06,492 --> 00:18:08,460
Get over the ball,
transition the weight...

445
00:18:08,494 --> 00:18:10,061
What's going on?

446
00:18:10,096 --> 00:18:14,099
What... you don't talk to a
man when he's over the ball,

447
00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:15,800
for God's sake, Mr. Moyer.

448
00:18:15,835 --> 00:18:19,404
Thought I was safe since
we're in a hotel room.

449
00:18:19,438 --> 00:18:21,072
I am done with this.

450
00:18:21,107 --> 00:18:23,742
I brought the ring, and
you're gonna give it to Ned.

451
00:18:23,776 --> 00:18:25,844
Oh, wait a minute. I'm not going.

452
00:18:25,878 --> 00:18:27,078
And he has his reasons.

453
00:18:27,113 --> 00:18:28,680
Even though he can't explain them

454
00:18:28,714 --> 00:18:30,815
doesn't mean they're not
real, like electricity.

455
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,184
Nobody knows how that works.

456
00:18:32,218 --> 00:18:34,619
It's a current created by the
movement of charged particles.

457
00:18:34,654 --> 00:18:36,221
Oh. Okay.

458
00:18:36,255 --> 00:18:37,756
I probably should have known that.

459
00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:42,561
Look, you keep saying that Ned is
not good enough for your daughter,

460
00:18:42,595 --> 00:18:44,863
but I think you're just scared.

461
00:18:44,897 --> 00:18:47,832
What in the hell do I have to be scared of?

462
00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:49,701
You're scared of losing your daughter.

463
00:18:49,735 --> 00:18:50,969
I'm not scared.

464
00:18:53,239 --> 00:18:56,675
I'm terrified.

465
00:18:56,709 --> 00:19:00,212
I love that little girl so much.

466
00:19:02,582 --> 00:19:04,983
Well, you know what you tell me, sir?

467
00:19:05,017 --> 00:19:09,988
That when you love someone, it's worth
doing something that you're scared of.

468
00:19:12,024 --> 00:19:13,692
I would say that, wouldn't I?

469
00:19:13,726 --> 00:19:15,227
You know what you'd also say?

470
00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:20,065
That the only risks you regret in
life are the risks you don't take.

471
00:19:20,099 --> 00:19:22,734
I'm kind of on fire here.

472
00:19:24,637 --> 00:19:27,239
You're kind of crushing it.

473
00:19:27,273 --> 00:19:28,873
Oh, hell.

474
00:19:28,908 --> 00:19:30,976
I guess I was a little rough on that Ned.

475
00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:33,678
But he's just not what I
...what I pictured as a son.

476
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:35,880
Maybe that's okay.

477
00:19:35,915 --> 00:19:38,483
Because maybe I already have a son.

478
00:19:38,517 --> 00:19:40,852
Thank you, sir.

479
00:19:40,886 --> 00:19:43,855
Go ahead and toss me that ring, will you?

480
00:19:43,889 --> 00:19:45,190
There you go.

481
00:19:45,224 --> 00:19:49,094
Oh, and I think I saw your tuxedo
about a 10-minute walk that way.

482
00:19:49,128 --> 00:19:51,162
I love this goddamn room.

483
00:20:00,139 --> 00:20:03,141
It's like we're back in Paris, huh?

484
00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:07,012
I'm scared.

485
00:20:07,046 --> 00:20:09,180
I know.

486
00:20:09,215 --> 00:20:16,621
But being with you this last year, it's
been the best year of my life, Brody.

487
00:20:18,157 --> 00:20:21,092
I mean, I was terrified
to move in with you,

488
00:20:21,127 --> 00:20:24,663
and now it's like I can't
imagine living without you.

489
00:20:24,697 --> 00:20:26,264
(Sighs)

490
00:20:26,299 --> 00:20:28,633
We are fun.

491
00:20:28,668 --> 00:20:32,103
We are fantastic. (Chuckles)

492
00:20:32,138 --> 00:20:34,339
We are us.

493
00:20:34,373 --> 00:20:38,076
So... What are you saying?

494
00:20:40,346 --> 00:20:42,714
I guess I'm saying...

495
00:20:42,748 --> 00:20:45,650
Brody Moyer,

496
00:20:45,685 --> 00:20:47,719
will you marry me?

497
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,763
What have I done? What have
I done? What have I done?

498
00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:55,293
(Sighs)

499
00:20:55,328 --> 00:20:57,962
Just to be clear, you're
taking my last name.

500
00:20:57,997 --> 00:20:59,197
(Giggles)

500
00:21:00,305 --> 00:21:06,674
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