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We were on a manly
mission today, honey.
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I initiated Mark.
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I took him down to
Kelley's hardware store.
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We went through
every inch of that.
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Mark, where are the router bits?
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Aisle 2A.
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All right. Screwdrivers?
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Aisle 3B.
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What's on the top shelf?
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Phillips head.
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What kind of
handle do they have?
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Square shanked, slotted?
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(growls) Yeah!
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(growls) Yeah!
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You are a man today, Mark,
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and, you know, a
man just isn't a man
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without his own... Hank
the Handyman Drill.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Oh, honey, you should
have been there with us.
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It was the winter
warehouse sale.
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Everything was half off.
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Yeah, and I suppose
you only got the essentials.
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You bet.
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Butterfly hinges, casing
knife, point driver...
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Oh, well, every house
needs a point driver.
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What is this essential thing?
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
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This is the ultimate power tool.
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Binford's best. 4000 series...
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reciprocating saw.
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3/4-horse motor.
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No tool arsenal is
complete without this thing.
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Pure power.
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You could saw through the
refrigerator with this thing.
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Wouldn't it be easier
to open the door?
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Mom, Dad... Yeah, honey.
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Jennifer Sadarski
wants to take me
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to her parents' anniversary
party tomorrow night.
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Wow. That sounds like fun.
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First date. Hot stuff.
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It's not a date.
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Me and Jennifer are just gonna go
to her country club and have dinner.
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Not a date. No.
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So, when she introduces you, it'll
be, "Hi, this is Brad, my eating partner."
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Dad...
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Oh, the country club.
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You're gonna get
to get all dressed up.
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But you know what?
You need a new tie.
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What's wrong
with the tie I've got?
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Well, nothing,
except I don't think
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the Slurpee stains
go with your shirt.
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Karen and I are going shopping.
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We'll pick you up a new
one. OK. Thanks, Mom.
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Karen's coming over here?
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Yeah. She'll be here any minute.
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Every time she comes over,
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she twists everything I say
into some feminist argument.
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Why don't you meet
her at the store?
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Oh, come on, Tim.
She's my good friend.
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I like her. (doorbell rings)
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She just comes over
here to make fun of me.
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That's why I like her.
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(both) Hi!
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Oh, you look so pretty.
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I love your skirt. Thanks.
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You want to have some coffee and
fat food before we go? Yes, let's do.
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Tim is so looking forward to
seeing you. Oh, and me him.
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Hello, Tim.
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Hi, Karen. How's work?
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Good. What in the world is that?
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Come on, Karen,
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don't you know a reciprocating
saw when you see one?
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It cuts through
any thick surface...
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refrigerator, walls, Tim's head.
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Ar-ar-ar.
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I think we know
why Tim bought that.
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OK, here we go.
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What are we gonna
make fun of today?
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My show? No, grunting. Tools.
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Oh, well, Tim, I mean,
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it is a very big powerful tool.
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I see. You think
I've gotta have this
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just to prove my manhood.
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You said it. I didn't say that.
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I bought the saw
because it saws.
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That's what saws
do, Karen. They saw.
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Uh-huh. It certainly
is a large saw.
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Well, thank you very much.
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I'll be in the garage
where I belong.
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Oh, men get so insecure
when you make fun of their tools.
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Tell me about it.
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I am not insecure.
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Honey, when we say "men,"
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we're not talking about you.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Oh, you gals go ahead and laugh.
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I just want you to know
I'm a very secure man.
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You know, Jill, I can understand
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why men like all these
big powerful tools.
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Do tell.
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All right.
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They feed right into their
destructive and aggressive...
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tendencies.
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Well, thank you, Oprah.
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Oh, come on, Tim, look at
all the wars you've started.
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Jill, how many
wars have I started?
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She just means that most
wars are started by men.
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Women start wars, too.
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Did you see the film
War of the Amazons?
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Whoa, he got us there.
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Oh, boy, does he ever.
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I'll have you know those
are very fierce soldiers.
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I had nightmares
about that movie.
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Oh, so you're intimidated by strong
women? Is that what you're saying, Tim?
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When they're in
groups and naked, yeah.
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Now that we've sanded
down our tabletop,
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it's time to apply the
decorative laminate.
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Al, you wanna spread
the glue for me, please?
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I live to laminate, Tim.
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While Al does that,
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I'd like to speak
to you, if I could.
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I'm a little cheesed.
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Some people say the
reason men are into tools
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is because we're insecure.
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These same people say
that men are into more power
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because we're
destructive and aggressive.
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Well, let me explain
something to you.
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We're neither
destructive or aggressive.
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What we are is creative.
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Let's look at some of the
things built over time using tools.
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The Great Pyramids of Egypt.
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The Great Wall of China.
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Indy...
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of Indy.
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa.
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Uh, Tim, I believe
the Leaning Tower
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was considered a
huge structural mistake.
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Well... look at that.
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That's an accomplishment.
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This tower has been
leaning for over 800 years,
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and it hasn't fallen over.
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Kinda reminds me
of my mother-in-law.
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(laughs)
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I'm kidding, Nana.
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Well, the glue is spread, Tim.
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Oh, is it, Al? OK.
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Before we get to gluing,
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I want to introduce
Binford's new miracle glue.
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Tim, you might wanna
remind our viewers
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to be careful when
using this glue
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because it will bond
instantly to your skin.
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Al, we learned
in the first grade
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you're not supposed
to play with glue.
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Well, I was just worried
about our viewers' welfare,
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as well as your welfare.
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Al, these negative thoughts
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can hurt people on the job site.
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I don't have negative thoughts.
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You do, too. No, I don't.
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Do too. Do not.
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Do. Not.
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Well, maybe it would be better
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if I just swept up here, then.
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Maybe it would be better if
you just swept up, Mr. Negativity.
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Not. Do.
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You wanna set your laminate securely
on your shimmies, front and back.
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Ohh...
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Al!
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Al!
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We'll be right back
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after these messages
from Binford.
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Al.
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Al, I know you're back there.
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Dad's home.
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I better go. I don't think
Tim wants to see me.
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No, no, stay. We'll
just take it easy on him.
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OK. No more making fun of him.
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What is this thing on your head?
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It's a little piece of table.
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What happened?
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Oh, Mr. Negativity...
Al... distracted me,
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and I got my head
cemented to this table.
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They had to take a saber
saw to get me off of that table.
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Don't you think you should
go to the emergency room?
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I was just there. They
said I wasn't a priority.
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Why? Was there a guy with a
whole table stuck to his head?
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(laughing)
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Sorry. I'm sorry, honey.
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We'll be good. If you
notice, I'm not laughing.
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Yeah, well, we'll be good.
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Come on. Randy, set the table.
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OK. Dad, bend over.
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Ouch. Are you sure
this is gonna work?
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Yes. The hospital said that nail polish
remover would soften the glue. Ow.
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You must have felt pretty
silly walking in there like that.
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Oh, no, nonsense, Karen.
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There are a lot
of people in there
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with furniture
stuck to their heads.
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I still don't understand
how you did this.
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I did it because of you two. Us?
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What did we do?
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I was trying to make
a point on the show
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that men don't just destroy things
with hammers and nails and tools.
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No, they also glue.
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I'm sorry, honey. We
shouldn't make fun...
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Although I did hear
a great joke today.
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Knock, knock.
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The point I was trying to make
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is that men don't
just start wars,
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they build things with tools,
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like this house, your
car, office buildings.
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Of course they do.
They have all the jobs.
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Oh, here we go.
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Oh, come on, Tim, face it.
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It's a male-dominated society,
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and women have to
make all the compromises.
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I don't know what world you live
in, but here at the Taylor household,
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we have an equal relationship.
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Oh, do you really
believe that, Tim?
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We're a '90s couple. We share
everything 50/50 right down the middle.
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Come sit down. OK, OK.
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Let me give you a little test.
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Jill gets a high-paying
executive position.
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Ooh, I like this test already.
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Do I get to have a male
secretary? You got him.
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Can't type, but he looks
really cute in jeans. Perfect.
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OK, so, Tim, should
she take this job?
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If he's gay.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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The job's in Seattle.
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So, it's fine. It's fine.
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Well, maybe Jill doesn't
wanna uproot the kids.
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No, no, the kids love the idea.
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Do we move, Tim?
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Karen, this is stupid.
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OK, OK, let me ask
you another question.
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Tool Time goes national, but
you have to move to New York.
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Do you go?
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Yeah, it's my job.
It'd be a perfect...
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If it's OK with Jill.
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Oh, so you're saying that your
job is more important than hers?
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She doesn't have a job.
Answer the question, Tim.
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Do you move to
New York or Seattle?
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I think a lot depends
on where you'll be living.
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(laughs)
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Which is it, Tim?
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She's just trying to confuse me.
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You're avoiding the question.
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I am not avoiding the question.
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Is it Seattle or New York, Tim?
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Detroit.
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That's not answering
the question.
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New York or Seattle?
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New York, Seattle... You
know, I don't care where we live.
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Just leave... leave me...
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00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,639
leave me... alone!
258
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:11,741
Ohh!
259
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,876
That had to hurt.
260
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:17,246
No, it didn't.
261
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,115
Ohh.
262
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,873
Ahh!
263
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:27,256
Mom, I'm not gonna
go to the party.
264
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,991
What's the matter, hon?
265
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,493
I just found out there's
gonna be an orchestra.
266
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,495
That means I have to dance.
267
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:34,864
Well, that'll be fun.
268
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,933
No, it won't.
269
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,235
I'll have to do
old-people dancing.
270
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,104
Old-people dancing?
271
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,394
Yeah, the kind you and Dad do.
272
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,943
Oh, you mean really old?
273
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,145
Like, where you have
to touch and junk?
274
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,679
Yeah.
275
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,681
Well, what if I teach you
276
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,684
how to do that old-people
touching-dancing-junk thing?
277
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,054
Would you go to the dance then?
278
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,322
I guess.
279
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:03,492
Well, it's really very simple.
280
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:08,264
I can't believe I get to teach
my oldest son how to dance!
281
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:13,202
OK, come here. Come on. Come on.
282
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,703
Come on.
283
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:17,874
You're gonna have to stand up
real straight like a soldier, OK?
284
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:21,077
Put this hand on my back and
this left hand in my hand here.
285
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,680
Ew! I can't dance
with my mother.
286
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:28,217
Hey, I used to change your
diaper and powder your butt.
287
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,052
Now, get over here.
288
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,188
You'll just follow me.
289
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,190
It's a real simple box
step. Real easy, OK?
290
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,293
Go left, together,
left, together,
291
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,795
right, together...
292
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,897
What's going on?
Left, together...
293
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,899
Mom's teaching me how to dance.
294
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,802
He's got a slow dance
tonight and he's a little scared,
295
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,804
but he's doing
great. I'm doing awful.
296
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:51,740
Oh, you'll be great. You
got a real good teacher.
297
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,010
Ready? Mm...
298
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,945
Left, together, left, together,
299
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,579
right, together,
right, together.
300
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,248
That's right. Good.
301
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,583
Left, together, right, together,
302
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,219
right, together. Very good.
303
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,388
Wilson, do you think
I'm a peace-loving guy?
304
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,157
Well, definitely, Tim.
305
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,293
You ever known
me to start any wars?
306
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:14,030
No, but I was out of
town that one weekend.
307
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,866
Every time Jill gets together
with her friend Karen,
308
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,868
they accuse me
of being aggressive
309
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,569
and destructive, starting wars.
310
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,571
They blame me for everything.
311
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,241
Well, Tim, that's just
the burden you bear
312
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,609
for living in a
patriarchal society.
313
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,646
Yeah. Patriarchal.
Dominated by men.
314
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,203
(grunts)
315
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,754
That's right, Tim.
316
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,523
Mm-hmm, from the Latin
pater, which means "father."
317
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,893
(laughs) Well,
shiver my timbers.
318
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,527
Tim, I am impressed.
319
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,129
Well, don't be.
320
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,932
I saw it on a rerun of Mannix.
321
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,101
The point is, it's not my fault
322
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,671
that women have not ruled the
world, men have ruled the world.
323
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,907
Well, that hasn't
always been true, Tim.
324
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,075
Huh?
325
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:02,544
There was a time when
we had a matriarchal society.
326
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,380
Matriarchal society.
327
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,983
Mm-hmm.
328
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,718
Run by maitre d's?
329
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,356
No, Tim, it's when
women rule the world.
330
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,025
Get out of here.
331
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,895
What, they didn't have
wars, they had Bake-Offs?
332
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,864
No. No, Tim, you'd be surprised.
333
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:25,501
Actually, the female of the
species can be very aggressive.
334
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,504
So, what you're saying is that,
when women ruled the world,
335
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,073
things weren't all
that peaceful and nice.
336
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,276
No. No, no, no, no, Tim.
337
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,511
Absolute power
corrupts absolutely,
338
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,679
with women as well as men.
339
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:41,217
In ancient Africa, they
had entire female armies.
340
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,753
In Babylon, they would burn a
man at the stake every spring
341
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,290
to ensure the
fertility of the crops.
342
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,791
Ugh.
343
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,849
That's a hell of a price
to pay for zucchini.
344
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,131
Well, I don't know, Tim.
345
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:58,935
Maybe one day men and women
will learn to share the power,
346
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:01,225
to cooperate rather
than dominate.
347
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,979
Tim, honey, this is
Jennifer Sadarski.
348
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,981
Jennifer, this is Brad's father.
349
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,482
So you're Jennifer.
350
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,484
Hi, Mr. Taylor. It's
nice to meet you.
351
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,486
Nice to meet you. Sit down.
352
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:20,389
Thank you.
353
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:24,226
(no audio)
354
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,217
What's the matter with her?
355
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,936
Jennifer, I love your dress.
356
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,004
Thank you.
357
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:37,095
And your little coat.
358
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,011
My dad watches
your show, Mr. Taylor.
359
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,013
He's a real big fan.
360
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,315
Hey, I'll get him an
autographed picture.
361
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,317
Oh, that would be great.
362
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,976
Uh, could you make it
of Al? He really loves Al.
363
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,894
We all do.
364
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,219
Brad, get on
down here, will ya?!
365
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,701
(Brad) I'll be down
in a minute, Father!
366
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,404
"Father"?
367
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,607
Bradley's so polite.
368
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,110
Mom, Dad, guess
what happened to Brad.
369
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,611
What is it?
370
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,636
(whispers) He got his
tie stuck in his zipper.
371
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,818
I'll be right back.
372
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:26,022
Hey, Brad, don't
fiddle with that.
373
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,424
(knocks on door)
Son, you all right?
374
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,426
I got it out of my zipper,
375
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,428
but I can't get
this tie straight.
376
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,930
Oh, come on, relax.
Come here, come here.
377
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,433
It's just a simple tie.
You did a good job.
378
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,569
The old Windsor knot.
Always gives you trouble.
379
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:44,340
Dad... I'm scared.
380
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,975
Ohh, it's good to be scared.
381
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,977
All guys are scared.
382
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,279
They are?
383
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:53,082
Yeah. Goes way back to Babylon,
384
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:56,218
when men were scared of
being burned at the stake
385
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,543
by a bunch of maitre d's.
386
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:04,193
Dad, I'm just scared
when I hold her
387
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,430
my hands will get
all sweaty and gross.
388
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:11,534
Oh. Simple trick I
used to do, all right?
389
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:15,104
Wad these up, put them
in your pants pocket. OK.
390
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,473
All right, the first
hint of dampness,
391
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,975
shove your hands in
your pockets, dry them off,
392
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,478
bring them back out, and
you're back in the ball game.
393
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:26,082
Yeah, but what if I
lead with the wrong foot
394
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,250
or step on her toes?
395
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,519
Dancing's not
about who's leading.
396
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,521
Mom says the man always leads.
397
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,491
Well, when men and
women are dancing correctly,
398
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,259
no one's leading.
399
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,261
You just move with the music.
400
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,263
You don't know
how you get there,
401
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,931
but you just get there.
402
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,933
It's kind of like how
your mom drives.
403
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,124
(laughing)
404
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,672
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
405
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:53,842
Brad, you look so handsome.
406
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,978
And you got a very
excited young lady
407
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,269
waiting downstairs for you.
408
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,851
(Tim) Brad?
409
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,052
Go get 'em, tiger.
410
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:07,278
(both grunting)
411
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,059
Good evening, Jennifer.
412
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,195
You look real good.
413
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:16,865
You know, pretty, I mean.
414
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,201
Thanks. So do you.
415
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:22,871
Not pretty, but, well,
you know, handsome.
416
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,607
(gagging noises)
417
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,564
(Tim) Come here, you little...
418
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,513
I guess we should get going.
419
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,181
My father hates to wait.
420
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,483
His stomach gets upset,
and then he starts to burp.
421
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,985
OK, well, I just wanna
take one picture, OK?
422
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,621
Oh, Mom.
423
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,122
Better hurry up, honey.
424
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,666
Remember, Mr. Sadarski's
in the car getting gassy.
425
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,262
OK, give me big
smiles. Say "cheese."
426
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,130
(both) Cheese. Oh, it's stuck.
427
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,632
You always do this. I know.
428
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,776
(camera clicks) Ahh.
429
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:57,773
OK, this time for
sure. Say "cheese."
430
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,708
(both) Cheese.
Oh, that was great.
431
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,177
OK. You kids get going.
432
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,913
All right, now, listen,
you two have a great time.
433
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,305
(Jennifer) We will! Bye-bye!
434
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,479
(sighs)
435
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:27,503
Tim, what you said
upstairs was very nice.
436
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:31,495
Well, I was just trying to
remember my first dance.
437
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,114
Wanna dance?
438
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,450
Promise I won't lead.
439
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,940
Me, either.
440
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,976
All right.
441
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,996
This isn't working.
Somebody's gotta lead.
442
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,966
All right... together.
443
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,401
On three.
444
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,569
1... (grunts)
445
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,803
2... (grunts)
446
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,739
3.
447
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,474
(hums)
448
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,476
Oh, boy. Isn't this fun?
449
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,245
(chuckles)
450
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,614
All right, now I'll lead.
451
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,738
All right. It's a
beautiful rhythm.
452
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,018
Hands and tools.
453
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:18,654
Hands and tools.
454
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,656
Ever looked in the eyes of a man
455
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,325
who's building something like a
bamboo fly rod, mahogany boat
456
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,661
or a billeted steel
piece of a hot rod?
457
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,663
Do you see aggression
and destruction? No.
458
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,164
You see contentment.
459
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,166
Hands and tools, hands and tools
460
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,668
can change the world,
461
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,670
from building the
smallest hobbyist train
462
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,938
to the largest outboard
motor engines.
463
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,607
Look at this bad boy.
464
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,609
Most of you see
just a hunk of metal.
465
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,178
Not me. This is hundreds
of parts working a high RPM,
466
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,180
800 horsepower,
tolerances of 1,000,
467
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,516
machined by hand,
blueprinted, ported and polished.
468
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,886
Ar-ar-ar-ar.
469
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,989
But men aren't just
into power and steel.
470
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:57,693
Craftsmanship, like this
exquisite artwork here.
471
00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:01,297
Not Al, the panel.
472
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:04,199
This antique Chinese
privacy screen,
473
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,935
on loan to us from the
Detroit Institute of Arts,
474
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,305
is composed of
intricate carvings.
475
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,873
I think 2,000
man-hours, correct?
476
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,576
2,000 man-hours. Imagine that.
477
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,178
Intricacy beyond belief.
478
00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:18,180
Every delicate
little nuance as...
479
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:19,915
as delicate as crystal.
480
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:24,041
Each piece is so delicate, it
could be snapped off just like that.
481
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:32,950
Very often they made a few
movable pieces in these pieces...
482
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,632
kinda like those
little Chinese boxes
483
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,734
that you don't know
how to open 'em.
484
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:40,836
They're movable parts.
485
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,828
Al, do you suppose this
is movable, this piece?
486
00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:48,076
I don't think so, Tim.
487
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,111
Go get me that glue.
488
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:53,103
What for? Are you gonna
glue it to your forehead?
488
00:22:54,305 --> 00:23:54,300
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