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Hey, this is great. What
are you guys doing?
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Checking to see if
these ice skates fit Mark.
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So, if he falls out,
they don't fit? Right.
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Put him down. Put him down.
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Randy, come on over here and
help me load up some firewood.
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Your mom's really cold.
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How come Mom's always cold?
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Guys, I'm gonna tell you
something about women.
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They're always cold.
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It's our job as
hot-blooded men...
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(grunts) to heat the women up.
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If men are hot-blooded,
are women cold-blooded?
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Out of the mouths of babes.
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Hey, Dad, maybe we should
get Mom a heater for her birthday.
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Birthday. Dad forgot
Mom's birthday.
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Did not. Did, too.
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Did not.
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Are we gonna do something
special for her birthday Saturday?
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Yeah. Saturday, yeah!
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Oh... we'll have a big party.
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We'll cater some food, her favorite
restaurant, balloons, everything.
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Won't she be disappointed? Why?
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Her birthday is Friday.
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Oh, honey, this is the season,
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Jack Frost nipping at my nose.
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This is the season for
somebody's birthday.
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You remembered. Of course I did.
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Which one of the boys told you?
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Come on. Honey, I'm insulted.
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Really? Yeah.
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You've been so busy at work,
I figured you'd for sure forget.
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As a matter of fact,
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I had to remind the boys it
wasn't Saturday, it was Friday.
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It is Saturday.
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Gotcha. What?
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It's Friday. Oh.
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Well, now that we have
the day established,
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let's move on into
the gift category.
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Oh, honey, you don't
have to get me anything.
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Let's say I was gonna
get you something.
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What would you
want me to get ya?
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Well, if I have to
tell you what to get,
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I might as well go
out and buy it myself.
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Now you're talking.
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You put that money
back in your pocket,
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or I'll break both your legs.
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Oh, Tim, come on. We've
been married 12 years,
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and every year I put a
lot of thought into your gift.
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I tune in to who you are,
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and I get you something
you really want.
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Hey, I do that, too. Oh, yeah?
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This is how you tuned
in to me last year.
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A pressurized window washer?
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It shattered a window.
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Every piece was clean,
though... all of them.
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And what about this thing?
You never even used it.
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Well, I didn't know what it
was. I was afraid it might eat me.
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Honey, honey, it's a de-nubber.
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It de... It de-nubs things.
Forget about this thing.
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Tim!
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A gift doesn't have to
be any kind of a big deal.
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You know, you should
just close your eyes
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and think of who I am.
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A tape deck. Tim.
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A waffle iron. (laughs)
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Ukulele! Stop it!
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I want you to get me
something thoughtful,
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just something from your heart.
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Arteries!
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We have a special guest for
you on Tool Time. As you all know,
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we're in the midst of our project
house up there in Keego Harbor Heights.
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Next Friday we'll be there. I've got
the gentleman who owns the house,
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Eugene Ingram. Let's give him a
big Tool Time grunting welcome.
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(grunts)
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Hi, Eugene. How ya
doin'? Oh, just call me Ink.
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My friends all call me Ink.
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Ink, you live up there in
Keego Harbor Heights...
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That's right. We're-We're
a planned community.
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Uh, 48 peas in a pod.
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Right, and...
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we're gonna make your
pod a little more distinctive
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by pushing out the wall and
adding a huge living room
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onto an existing porch for you.
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Well, actually,
it's for my wife.
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See, she wants a little
more space in the living room.
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Did she tell you that, or
did you have to guess?
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Oh, no. She tells
me what she wants.
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Does she? We call her Pink.
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Pink and Ink, see?
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I've got a picture of Pink
standing right in front of the house.
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Let's look at that house.
Actually, it's hard to see the house.
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She's a lot of woman.
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Yeah, a whole lot of woman.
We'll see you up there Friday, Ink,
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it'll be good to get
started on your house...
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Hey, Al! Here's something
you don't see every day.
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Now-Now, this is Pink last
summer on the old Slip 'N Slide.
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Boy, she went like a rocket.
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Now, no one was hurt in this.
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Those kids lying there
were just stunned.
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Maybe we shouldn't have spent all
our allowance on these baseball cards.
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Hey, we had to
get the Tiger infield.
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Yeah, but now we're broke.
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Where are we gonna
get money for Mom's gift?
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Play along. Yeah.
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Hey, Mark. You know,
you're a real smart kid.
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You saved your money. Thanks.
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Now you have enough to
pay your little brother tax.
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My what?
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The younger brother pays the
older brother a tax when he's seven.
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I'm not paying you anything.
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Fine. Have it your way,
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but we just might hide some
strange animals in your bed.
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Unless you pay the tax.
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How much is it?
How much you got?
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$4.77.
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Sorry. It's $5.00.
Come on, Randy.
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He's our little brother.
Give him a break.
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OK. We'll help you
empty this thing out.
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Thanks, guys. Don't
run in the house.
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Honey, I said stop
running in the house.
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Hi. Hi.
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Got a list of things
for your birthday.
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You haven't gotten
me a gift yet?
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Yeah, sure I have. I just wanted
you to guess which one it is.
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Why don't you surprise me?
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At your age, a
surprise could kill you.
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Well, let me give you a hint.
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Never give a woman
anything she has to plug in.
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Tim, I want you to be
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completely honest with me.
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Do I look, like,
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a whole lot older than
when you met me?
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A whole lot older? Just
answer the question.
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Of course you don't
look a whole lot older.
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Well, you have to
admit I'm not that same
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skinny little peanut you
married. Yeah, I know.
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You look better.
That's what I meant.
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No, you look a
lot better. You do.
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You don't think I'm too fat?
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No, you look perfect.
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Don't lie to me!
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You wish that I looked
like that for my birthday.
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That would be for my birthday.
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Come on, honey! Come on.
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Dad, did you get Mom another
dorky birthday gift this year?
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Yeah, should I make
room for it in the closet?
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Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Real funny. What'd you two
brainiacs get her that was so wonderful?
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Well, Brad and I got her
this really neat perfume.
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You sure you got enough of it?
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Oh, Treasure Island perfume.
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This came in a
gift set, didn't it?
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Little parrot and
a peg leg for her?
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(imitates pirate) Ar, matey, ar.
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Look like a pirate, and
I smell like one, too.
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I made her a crayon drawing,
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and I used every
color in the box.
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You know, that's good, see?
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It's nice to make stuff for her.
You tuned right in to her, Mark.
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I tuned in to her, too. I got
her a neat gift, too. What?
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Well, do you know how she's
been exercising a lot, right?
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Well, I got her a
lifetime membership
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at that Galaxy Health Spa.
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Can't wait to see the look on
her face when she opens that.
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Shh, shh. Here she
comes. Sit down.
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Good morning. Morning.
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(all) Happy birthday!
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What's the matter? I am never,
ever going to exercise again.
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I was actually thinking
of joining a health club.
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That'll be a cold day in...
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Detroit.
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Mom, open our gifts.
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Yeah. Dad, you want to go first?
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It's her birthday all day. Why
give her every gift at once?
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You didn't get me anything, did
you? Yes, he did. He got you...
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(all) ♪ Happy birthday to you,
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♪ Happy birthday to you,
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Mom,
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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Al, what am I gonna do?
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I have to get Jill
a birthday present.
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It's gotta come from
the heart, I can't plug it in,
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and I can't rewire it. What
the heck does that leave?
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Tim, concentrate. We're
going on the air live in a minute.
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Now, where's the owner
of this place, Mr. Ingram?
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I don't know. He's supposed
to meet us here, isn't he?
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We'll go without him if he's
not here, I'll tell you that.
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OK, here we go. In five... Think
about a gift for me, all right?
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Three, two... Gift, gift.
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Hi, everybody. I'm Tim Taylor.
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Welcome to this special
edition of Tool Time
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here at our project house in
beautiful Keego Harbor Heights.
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Howdy, Al. Howdy, Tim.
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Al, what are we doing
today? Well, Tim,
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we'll be expanding
the Ingrams' living room
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out here onto the porch.
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But first we get to
dismantle the existing porch.
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We'll be carting the
debris away in this...
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The beautiful Tool Time truck,
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Blood, Sweat,
and Gears. (grunts)
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This is not your
standard Detroit issue.
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We've made a few
engine modifications.
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Of course, when you
say "we," you mean "you."
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That's right, Al, because
if I left it up to you,
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we'd be on a
skateboard and a moped.
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(engine starts)
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Ooh!
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Hear that? That's
a Big Block Chevy,
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454, two four-barrel carburetors
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nestled on an
aluminum high-rise,
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manifold headers,
and dual exhaust.
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(grunts)
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Let's back her into
position, Al. All right.
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Uh, we'll be back live
right after these messages.
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Tim, I'm going
back to the truck.
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Come on, Al. I need a
second opinion. Come on.
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Well, it's just, I
feel a little awkward.
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I've never been in the
women's department before.
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Hi, Al. Why did that
woman say "hi" to you?
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Maybe I remind her of someone.
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Remind her of someone named Al,
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who looks like you, with
a hammer in his belt?
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Hi, Al.
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OK, I'm not gonna to lie to you.
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Sometimes I come here
to try and meet women.
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What? (woman) Hi, Al.
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Chapman.
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I wanted to mention
there's a sale tomorrow
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in the full-figured
ladies' department.
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Maybe you wouldn't be
interested in that type.
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Well, no, my mother
was quite large.
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Good luck.
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You scare me, Al.
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Well, what do you expect
me to do? Dating's tough.
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I go where the women are...
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Art galleries,
Laundromats, immigration.
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Don't tell me this stuff, OK?
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Let's get mov...
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Immigration?
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Oh...
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Let's try to tune
in to my wife, Jill.
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Just look around. Do you
think she'd like anything in here?
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Well, if I were Jill,
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well, I'd like any
of these things.
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Al, please.
247
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Now, what about these dresses?
But I'm a little bit confused.
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Six, eight, ten, 12...
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00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:26,375
Does that mean 12 inches?
250
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,367
Well, that doesn't sound right.
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Let's figure this...
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I've got a 32 waist,
right? I wear a 32 pant.
253
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:42,091
Jill's smaller than me.
She's gotta be... 20.
254
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,916
Well, here. That would be this.
255
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:51,200
You look like a hang glider, Al.
256
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,470
Well, a more personal
gift would be lingerie.
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00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,839
Hey, hey, hey! Bingo!
258
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Jill loves lingerie. Yeah?
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00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,478
How do you know if
it's her... or anybody?
260
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Could you picture her in this?
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Not now.
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Excuse me, are
you looking for a gift?
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I need some help.
What do wives like?
264
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,896
I'm not sure. I'm
not married myself.
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(coughs)
266
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:29,005
Oh, I'm so sorry. Is the smell
of my perfume bothering you?
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No, no. It's a lovely fragrance.
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What is it called? Available.
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Really?
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We have a full line
of men's cologne.
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Would you be
interested? Yes, I am.
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Hey, Al, you're gonna help me.
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00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,859
You know, I haven't
seen you here before.
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00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,895
Al! This is a temp job.
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00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:56,198
Actually, I'm an actress.
Really? I'm on television.
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I have my own show.
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OK, boys, I'm going
out for some aspirin
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and some Epsom salts.
279
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,349
When your daddy comes
home, tell him I'll be right back.
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00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,052
Mom, since you're going out,
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why don't you wear some of our
Treasure Island perfume? Yeah.
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Well, I was saving that
for a special occasion.
283
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,527
Well, there's plenty of it here.
284
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You can wear it all the time.
285
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:35,871
Yeah... I could
do that, couldn't I?
286
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,707
(Brad) Well... go ahead.
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00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,632
OK, I will.
288
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:49,273
Whoa! That is so unique.
289
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:54,556
Ohh, it tingles...
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and burns.
291
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,461
Well, you know,
that is always a sign
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of a really good perfume.
293
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,799
Well, I'm glad you like
it. We almost didn't buy it.
294
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,402
Yeah. We were
gonna buy you flowers.
295
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:10,139
Oh. Well, God, guess I
really lucked out, you know,
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'cause flowers die, and
this I'm gonna have...
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forever.
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Wilson. Wilson!
Hi-di-ho, neighbor.
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Oh, Wilson, great.
300
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,953
You got to help me.
I'm in big, big trouble.
301
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:28,557
Oh, it's Jill's birthday, right?
302
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,893
Yeah, and she wants
me to get something
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00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,229
that's in tune with
her and from the heart,
304
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,364
and I don't know
what to do, Wilson.
305
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,766
Tim, I am reminded of a story.
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00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,735
Wilson, I don't
have time for this.
307
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:43,972
Well, neighbor, what is
time but "Tim" with an "e"?
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00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,930
Huh?
309
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:54,483
Anyway, there once
was this little boy in Africa
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who wanted to give his teacher
a gift, but he had no money.
311
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,457
So, he walked two
days to the ocean,
312
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,427
and he picked up
a handful of sand,
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and walked two days
back, and he gave it to her.
314
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,267
Well, she was greatly
moved by the gift,
315
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:14,703
but she said, "It was
so far for you to walk."
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And he said, "Teacher,
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the journey is
part of the gift."
318
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,147
Yeah, but Wilson, I've
been on the journey.
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00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:29,185
It's the destination. It's the
sand. I don't know what to get her.
320
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,753
Well, Tim, maybe
you're just trying too hard.
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00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,890
She's not being any help. She's
being so sensitive about this.
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00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:38,760
Well, sometimes birthdays
only remind us of how old we are.
323
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,763
Maybe...
324
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,200
Jill needs to be reminded
of all the simple joys
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she had in getting there.
326
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,270
What kind of gift would do that?
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00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,406
Well, I don't know, Tim.
328
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,674
You'll have to listen to
that little voice inside you.
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It'll tell you what to do.
330
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,235
What's it sound like?
331
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:03,941
It sounds like this.
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Ohh... Shh.
333
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:14,051
(grunting)
334
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,136
What are you doing?
335
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,139
Dad wants to talk to you.
336
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,007
Mark and I were
talking in the garage.
337
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:28,032
Do you guys know anything
about a little brother tax?
338
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,582
No. No.
339
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:37,441
Maybe I should tell you
about the large angry father tax.
340
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:42,224
All right, all right.
We'll pay Mark back.
341
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:45,961
Darn right you'll pay him back. Next
two weeks, your allowance goes to Mark.
342
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,664
Come on, let's go.
343
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,033
I want you to go
upstairs and tell your mom
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to come down here right away.
345
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,707
(shouting) Mom, Dad wants you!
346
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,365
I could have done that.
347
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,540
(clears throat)
348
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:16,358
What are you up to? I
finished your birthday gift.
349
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:20,462
Oh, you gave me... tools!
350
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:23,854
No. Open it up. All right.
351
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,337
(♪ Happy Birthday)
352
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:32,575
This is the gift. What?
353
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:35,177
Honey, too often in our
lives we look at birthdays
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as just a signpost
of the years we lived,
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00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:42,384
instead of relishing the wonder
of the journey to get the sand.
356
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:45,821
What?
357
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,045
Shh, shh. Watch.
358
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,444
Oh, my gosh. Where
did you get that? Shh.
359
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,312
(♪ You Are So Beautiful)
360
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:15,183
Oh, that's the first time
I ever saw the ocean!
361
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:18,409
(laughs) And there I
am in my princess dress.
362
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:24,627
Oh, and that's my cat,
Samantha. I called her Sammy.
363
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:28,118
(laughs) And... Oh, who is that?
364
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,934
That's a man you'll meet
years later, and marry you,
365
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:37,072
and he loves you very,
very much. That is so...
366
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,441
What is that?
367
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,944
I had to record over
this gladiator movie.
368
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,748
There's that pause
button I slipped off.
369
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,116
Stick him, Demetrius. Get him!
370
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,286
Ohh...
371
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:53,422
Oh, honey, this is
the best gift I ever got.
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00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:56,292
I can't believe you did
this. I love you so much.
373
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,048
I love you, too.
374
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:08,225
Ohh!
375
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,648
Oh, oh, jeez.
376
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:22,150
(telephone rings)
377
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,241
It burns.
378
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:28,290
Hello? Hi, Ink.
379
00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:30,659
Oh, you heard about it, huh?
380
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,260
That truck took
off like a rocket...
381
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:35,197
just like Pink on
the Slip 'N Slide.
382
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:37,566
We didn't stun any kids, though.
383
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:40,035
Al and I will be by
Monday. Uh-huh, early.
384
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:43,461
We'll finish up that living
room then. OK, thanks.
385
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,764
Huh?
386
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,798
(engine starts)
387
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:12,167
(Tim) Ooh!
388
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:15,804
Hear that? That's a
Big Block Chevy, 454,
389
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,606
two four-barrel carburetors
390
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:20,208
nestled on an aluminum
high-rise, manifold headers,
391
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,645
and dual exhaust. (grunts)
392
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,180
Let's back her
into position, Al.
393
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,705
All right.
393
00:23:28,305 --> 00:24:28,400
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