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Randy, don't fly
that in the house.
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Go brush your teeth. Brad, hurry
up, you're gonna miss the bus.
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OK. I'm just trying to figure out
what to write for Jennifer's valentine.
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Ooh, you got Jennifer
a valentine. Gag me.
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OK. All right, all
right. None of that.
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All this mushy stuff is stupid.
You're too young to understand.
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Hey, I'm only 13
months younger than you.
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When you get to be my age,
you'll look at girls differently.
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How, like this?
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Hey, enough. Enough.
Randy, go brush your teeth.
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So, you got Jennifer a
valentine. That's really sweet.
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It's no big deal. I'm just gonna
give it to her at school today.
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What do you think?
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Hmm. G.I. Joe
valentine. That's nice.
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What's this thing he's
holding? It's a flame thrower.
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Hmm, how romantic.
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What do ya got? A
G.I. Joe valentine.
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Boy, wish I had one
of these for your mom.
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Ha.
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I have a box full of
them up in my room.
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Do you have any with armored
personnel carriers on them?
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I'll go see. Great!
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So, you're gonna go
all out this year, huh?
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Honey, don't worry. I'll stop
by the carwash after work,
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pick you up something special.
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Oh. I could use a
hot wax and a buff.
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You know what would
have been a great idea?
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Is to go to that Stone Creek
Lodge. Oh, I would have loved that.
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Let's go. Oh, come on, honey.
You have to call way in advance.
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It's Valentine's Day weekend.
It's the busiest time of the year.
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You're right. Darn.
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Oh, but... but what
do you suppose this is?
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Look at that. "Reservations
confirmed for Mr. and Mrs. Tim Taylor
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at the Stone Creek
Lodge." You didn't?
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You did! Oh, honey.
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I just hope you like your
room. Any room will be fine.
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Because you'll be staying
at the Honeymoon Suite!
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The Honeymoon Suite! Oh, good.
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You must have made
reservations, like, two months ago.
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Three. Three! Oh!
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OK, we're going to
start early in the morning,
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drop the kids off at
Aunt Helen's on the way,
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then I whisk you to a weekend
of bliss at the Stone Creek Lodge.
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Oh, Tim, I love it
when you surprise me.
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Wait till we get to
the room. (growls)
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(growls)
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Ooh!
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Welcome back, everybody.
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I finished installing that
trailer hitch on the bumper.
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Luckily, Al was able to
find that fire extinguisher.
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Who would have thought that
chrome cleaner was that flammable?
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I guess whoever put the
warning on the label, Tim.
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OK, Al. Well, we're
almost finished for today.
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And I want you to remember that
next time, all next week on Tool Time
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we do our salute... to camping.
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To preview what's coming up, I'm
gonna ask Lisa to bring out our sponsor
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and the president of Binford
Tools, Mr. John Binford.
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(applause)
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Hi, Tim. Good to be
here. Good to be here.
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Thank you. Well, you know, Lisa,
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it looks like John's decked
out in Binford's latest line
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of camping gear,
huh? That's right.
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Everything Mr. Binford's wearing is
totally insulated and electro-heated.
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The entire ensemble
has a 120 volts in it.
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Boy, you step out in the
rain and you're a goner, boss.
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Not true, Tim. The entire Binford
line is completely water-resistant.
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Just like you.
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You know, just seeing
him in this camping gear
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makes me want to take
my whole family camping.
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Now that's a good
idea, Tim. What?
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Camping. You should take your
whole family and go out this weekend.
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Well, actually, I got some big plans
this weekend. Then change them.
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How would you folks like
to see some home movies
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of Tim and his family camping?
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(applause)
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Well, that's settled, then.
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By golly, next week Tim is gonna
have home movies on Tool Time.
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Thank you very much.
Goodbye, everybody.
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Damn, I'm hotter
than a hen in a sack.
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Get me out of this
damn crap, will you?
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John, I can't go
camping this weekend.
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You're not gonna let
me down, are you, Tim?
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No, I promised Jill a valentine's
romantic getaway this weekend.
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Oh, golly. Well,
maybe I can help.
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Mr. Binford, why don't I take
Tim's place? Oh, great idea.
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I can take videotapes of me
enjoying the camping equipment.
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Who would want to watch a
bachelor talk to himself in the forest?
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Wait a minute. Al is real popular
on the show. A lot of people like him.
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Well, I'm gonna have to get
cold-blooded about this, I guess.
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Tim, you know that
you're the finest salesman
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that I've ever
had. Thanks, John.
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That's the reason that
you're host of the show. Yep.
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Tim, I've never said
this before, but, well...
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you're kind of the
son that I never had.
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Oh. No, it's true.
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I'd trade all six of my daughters
straight up for one of you.
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Don't say that.
No, it's the truth.
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Well, I've got a whole damn
warehouse full of camping stuff,
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and I've got to move it.
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To put it bluntly,
my ox is in the ditch.
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Can I count on you? Absolutely.
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(doorbell rings)
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I'll get it!
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Hi, Bradley. Hi, Jennifer.
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Oh, hi, Jennifer.
Come on in. Sit down.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs.
Taylor. I can't stay.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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I didn't see you
at school today,
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so I couldn't give you
your valentine. Here.
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Oh, that is so sweet.
All those little hearts.
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Mom. Sorry. I'll
be in the kitchen.
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Don't you have a
valentine for me?
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Uh... no.
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Oh.
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But I'll have one to you by
Monday. It'll be a good one.
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OK. Bye.
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Bye.
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Bradley, why didn't you
give her your valentine?
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Because Bobby Pilsky gave her a
huge one, and he made it himself.
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I'm not gonna give her
a dinky G.I. Joe one.
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Well, why don't you make one
yourself? I'm not good at that stuff.
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Well, I am.
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Go get some construction
paper. I think I have... yes, yes.
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Some red glitter, and
maybe some doilies.
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Oh, no. Not doilies!
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Oh, oh, honey. I have
something I want to show you.
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This is all I'm gonna be
wearing this weekend.
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Boy, are you gonna be cold.
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There's been a
little change in plans.
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Change. What change?
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Jill, you really love me,
don't you? Of course.
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And we're always
gonna be together, right?
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Yes, unless we're not going to the
Stone Creek Lodge this weekend.
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Oh, no. We're going to
the Stone Creek Lodge,
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but we're taking a
little side trip. To?
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You're gonna think this
is really funny. Try me.
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OK. Today on on Tool Time,
I started telling everybody
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how we like to go camping as
a family. And we do, don't we?
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Just get to the
really funny part.
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OK.
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Oh, let me gather myself.
This is just so funny.
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I told Mr. Binford...
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that I'd take you all winter camping
and videotape it this weekend.
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Well, I guess I
won't be needing this.
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Jill, I didn't plan it like this. He
cornered me. He offered me a bonus.
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It's some camping thing.
I couldn't make him mad.
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But you can make me mad. Yeah!
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No. No.
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But I've got a good idea.
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We don't have to camp
for the whole weekend.
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We just have to
look like we did.
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Keep talking. OK, OK.
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Now, Wilson says he goes to
this place called Crystal Lake.
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It's on the way up North.
It's near Aunt Helen's.
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So, I say we go to
this Crystal Lake,
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we go look like we're camping, a
couple of hours, have lunch or something,
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videotape it, get back in
the car, drop the kids off
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and we are at the lodge
in front of a cozy fire.
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It might work. Oh! It
will work. Trust me, OK?
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The last time I trusted
you, we had Mark.
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Boys, sing with me.
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♪ A-camping we will
go, a-camping we will go
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♪ Hi-ho, the dairy-o...
ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho
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Well, that's the spirit, Brad.
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Dad, I'm trying to come up with
a poem for Jennifer's valentine.
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Oh, I'm sorry. You're
a little stuck there, huh?
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Yeah. Take a look.
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OK. "I think you're swell,
I think you're sweet..."
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You know what could
follow this? What?
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"How'd you like
to smell my feet?"
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Here comes Mom.
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Wow, this is great, Mom.
Cut, honey. Just cut, cut.
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What took you so
long, honey? I had a little
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problem with that
hill. I slid down it.
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Are you all right? No, I'm fine.
I'm fine. A tree broke my fall.
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Oh. I don't wanna sound like
I'm complaining or anything,
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but I'm so cold, I
can't feel my toes.
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Did you turn on your
electric socks? No.
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I did, and my feet are
roasty-toasty warm.
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Look, let's just pitch
the tent, build the fire,
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sing "Kumbaya,"
and get out of here.
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Give me those instructions. OK.
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I'm with you 100%,
my little valentine.
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OK, guys, we need some
firewood. So, go collect me some.
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But stay together.
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OK, Jill. I want you to start
reading me the instructions
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and we'll put this up, take some
pictures, and be all set. Oh...
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This new Binford stuff
doesn't look like our tent.
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OK. Here it is. It says, "Spread out the
tent body with the floor to the ground."
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Piece of cake. All right,
keep... keep reading.
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"Join the shockcorded pole
sections to form four poles,
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"each 13 feet long.
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"The pole sleeves
begin approximately
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15 inches up from any floor
webbing loop." Are you getting this?
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Does it look like
I'm getting this?
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"Insert the first two
poles into the two sleeves.
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"After getting two complete
poles through the sleeves,
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"you place the
aluminum-tipped end
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into the grommet of the floor
webbing loop." That's this.
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Floor webbing... this. OK. Yeah.
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"By now it should
be partially erect."
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(both) The tent.
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All right. Now, let me have
that. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, you see, it goes over here.
Honey, let go, please. Let go of it!
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OK. Ow! Oh, oh. Honey, honey.
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Are you OK? Oh, you
punctured my sock battery.
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No, you punctured
your sock battery.
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Can you do something
else? I'll do the tent.
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Well, OK. I'll set
up the camp stove.
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(sniffs) They burning tir...? It
smells like burning tires, doesn't it?
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It's your feet!
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And your breath
smells fresh, too.
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No, no, no, I mean it. It's your
feet, your feet, your feet, feet!
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They're smoking!
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Aah!
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Man, I'm starving. Me, too.
When are we gonna eat?
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As soon as Daddy gets back
from the car with the food.
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He's been gone a long
time. Maybe he's lost.
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If he doesn't come back, you
know what the rule of the forest is?
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What? We eat the youngest first.
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Hey, Dad, where's the food?
It's in the trunk of the car.
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Why didn't you bring
it? We're hungry.
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I got halfway to the
car, I turned right around,
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because I think my boys need
some wilderness training. What?
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Listen, you can get lost
in these woods pretty easy.
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So, I have a
little test for you.
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Where do you think the car is?
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You lost the car, didn't you,
Dad? It's right where I left it.
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Right. I'm gonna go
tell Mom you lost the car.
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There's no reason she should
know this. Come here. Stop!
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Well, don't you think she's gonna
figure it out when we start walking home?
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How long do you suppose you
can survive out here on your own?
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You're right. Mom
doesn't need to know.
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Hey, honey, you got
the tent up, a fire going.
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Yeah, it's easy, you know?
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As long as you just are patient
and you follow the instructions,
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and you have your wonderful, cooperative
boys to help you. We even got it on video.
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Great. Now all we
need is the food.
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Aah. Food?
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Yeah. Where is it?
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I can't find it.
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What do you mean, you can't
find it? It's in the trunk of the car.
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Oh, my God. You lost the car?
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Honey, don't panic. Don't panic.
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I came up here to
get my compass.
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What good is that gonna do?
Honey, now I know where north is.
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So? How does that
help you find the car?
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It's so technical. It's
hard to explain, honey.
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Tim, why don't
you just admit it?
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There is no way we're gonna
make it to Stone Creek Lodge.
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Oh, yes, we are.
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All we got to do is find
the car, get the food,
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bring it down here, cook a
lunch, make a video, pack it up,
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put the kids in the car,
take them to Aunt Helen's,
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and we whisk away to the romantic
weekend at Stone Creek Lodge
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just like I promised. No matter
what you think, we're going.
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Well, I don't think it's gonna happen.
Well, I'm gonna make it happen.
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Tim, you already burned up your
socks, you lost your rod and reel,
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now you can't find the car. You're trying
to do too much. It's not gonna happen!
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You're insinuating
this is my fault?
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No, I'm not insinuating
it's your fault.
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I'm saying it. It's your fault.
You. Fault. You. Your fault!
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I am not gonna stand here and
listen to this. I'm going to the car.
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Fine. Fine.
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The car is that way.
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Shows how much you know.
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Told you.
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Brad? Hey, Randy,
is that you? Hello?
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Hey. Hi-ho, neighbor.
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Wilson? Didn't mean
to startle you, Tim.
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What are you doing up here? Well, I
always come up here for Valentine's Day.
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Spend time with my
true love, Mother Nature.
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Well, I'm glad
you're here. I'm lost.
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That's why I come up
here, Tim. To lose myself.
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Only when you lose yourself
can you begin to find yourself.
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I must be really found,
because I'm completely lost.
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You got a minute? Well, Tim,
I think I can squeeze you in.
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For three months I've been planning
on this romantic weekend with Jill,
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and I said nothing was gonna
interfere with it. Mm-hmm.
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So, me, Mr. Bonehead, I
go ahead and tell Mr. Binford
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that I'm gonna have a weekend winter
camping with my family the same weekend.
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Mm-hmm.
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Why did you do that, Tim?
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Wilson, I thought I could do both,
you know, and make everybody happy.
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00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,737
Well, Tim, let me
tell you a little story...
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about a doe, a
deer, female deer.
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You're not gonna break
into a song, are you?
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00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,681
No, no, no, no, no, Tim.
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00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,683
Anyway, once, when
I was driving up here,
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I came across a young deer
standing in the middle of the road,
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and my headlights were
shining directly into its eyes.
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She started to move one way,
then she moved another way.
294
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,296
Then she panicked, she froze.
295
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I had to swerve the car to avoid
hitting her. Ended up running into a tree.
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Whoa. Now, the deer
was happy, but I wasn't.
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00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:18,174
If she had chosen one direction
and ran, we both would've been happy.
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(mumbles)
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You see, Tim, when you try to
go in too many directions at once,
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you end up going nowhere.
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I know what direction I wanna
go... right to that Stone Creek Lodge.
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00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,791
Good for you, Tim. But
first, I've got to go get my car.
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00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:40,129
Well, I parked my truck right next to
it. It's 300 yards south by southeast.
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00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,353
Thank you, Wilson.
I'll walk with you, Tim.
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Thanks, Mom. This hot
chocolate is great. Thank you.
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You want some more, sweetheart?
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Yes, please.
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(howling)
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What was that?
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00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,941
Oh, I don't know, but don't worry
about it. You're completely safe here.
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Hey, Mom, this camping stuff is really
fun. I'm glad Dad wanted to do this.
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00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,760
You are?
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Yeah. You didn't have fun putting
up the tent and making the fire?
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00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:19,335
Well, actually, I've been real
focused on getting to the lodge,
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00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:23,305
but... I'm having
a real good time.
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Do you mind if we go over
there and build a snow fort?
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00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,065
No, as long as you
don't wander off alone.
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00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,787
Oh, thank God. I
was getting worried.
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00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:41,690
I heard this awful howling.
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00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,326
Oh, that was me.
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00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,784
Couldn't find any leaves,
I had to use a pine cone.
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00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:01,610
What are you drinking? Oh, it's
hot chocolate. You want some?
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00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,612
Where did you get hot chocolate?
324
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,248
Well, the boys had a candy bar.
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00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,585
So, I just melted
some snow with it.
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00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,820
Wow. It tastes like mint.
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00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:15,191
I added some toothpaste.
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00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,193
What is the deal
with that string?
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00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:21,197
Well, ahem, I found the car,
and I moved it up to this little hill,
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00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,399
so I wouldn't lose it this
time. But just to make sure,
331
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,602
I took this 200-pound test fishing
line, tied one end to the bumper
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00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,905
and the other end's being tied to
me. We're not losing the car again.
333
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,140
You know, Tim,
it's getting dark.
334
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,109
I don't think you're gonna
be able to finish that video.
335
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:37,779
Oh, forget the video, and I'm
sorry I dragged you into this thing,
336
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:41,450
but right now, I've got one
direction... that Stone Creek Lodge.
337
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:45,487
Look, Tim, let's be realistic.
338
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:48,156
By the time we pack up
here, drop off the boys,
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00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,594
drive to the lodge, we're only gonna
have time to fall asleep, check out,
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00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,696
pick up the boys, and go home.
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00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:58,166
What, do you suggest
we stay here? Yeah.
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00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:01,069
We can do it. It'll be fun.
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Boy, I love you, Jill.
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00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,341
Besides,
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00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:08,310
it doesn't matter where
you are on Valentine's Day,
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just who you're with.
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00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,610
This is all I'll be wearing
tonight. (Jill laughs)
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00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,726
Tim? Yeah.
349
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:27,996
Did you say that you parked
the car on a steep hill? Uh-huh.
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Did you set the parking brake?
Why would I wanna do that?
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Oh, jeez!
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00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,038
I'll be right back.
353
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,325
What's the matter?
I can't do this.
354
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:59,662
What if she thinks it's stupid?
She won't. I helped you make it.
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00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,597
And I helped you write the
poem. She'll think it's great.
356
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:04,288
Go on. Don't leave her standing
out there by herself. Go on.
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00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,746
Here. I made this.
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Oh, Bradley.
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00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,619
"I'll give you candy
and I'll give you a flower.
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00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,243
Forget Bobby Pilsky,
I have more power."
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00:22:27,305 --> 00:23:27,768
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