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Oh, nice hit!
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Yes. Oh, yeah, that'll
be fine. OK, bye-bye.
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Tim, you know
what my problem is?
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(louder) Tim! You know
what my problem is?
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Huh? You know
what my problem is?
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You repeat yourself.
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No. I am just too nice.
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That's what I was gonna say.
Can I watch this fight, please?
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No. Here. Wait.
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(turns sound down)
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Why are you turning the sound
down? I need your help. Here...
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What's the point of
listening to the fight
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if I can't hear their skulls
being batted around?
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You know that woman
- Marilyn Sanders -
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who's always raising
money for everything?
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Cute blonde with
the really big... eyes?
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Those "eyes" are way bigger
than they were six months ago.
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Anyway, she talked me into
heading up this library fund-raiser.
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I don't have time for this.
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I got the job and the boys
and... my inattentive husband.
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Huh?
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Tim, come on.
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Tell you what you do. What?
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You call her up
and you lie to her,
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tell her you gotta spend all
this time with your husband
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'cause he's got a
severe mental problem.
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Where's the lie?
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What do you think, could
we put the kids in the middle?
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Al has just cleaned this window
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with Binford's
standard-size squeegee,
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perfect for daily jobs.
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For the big job, you might want to
turn to Binford's mega squeegee.
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This can clean the windshield
of a big rig in one stroke.
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And a storefront
in under a minute.
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And Al's mother's back
in less than an hour.
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Now remember, if it
doesn't say "Binford" on it,
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somebody else probably makes it.
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(musical flourish)
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That brings us to the final
segment here on Tool Time.
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When men get done
doing a real hard job,
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sometimes we don't look like
we want to, right, Al? No, we don't.
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I'm usually hot,
greasy, sweaty...
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And bleeding.
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But help is on the way.
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To give us some grooming
tips from the job site,
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we've invited those boys
from Bay City, Michigan, back -
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the guys from K&B
Construction Company.
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Let's give 'em a big Tool Time
welcome. Come on, everybody.
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Timmy!
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You all remember Pete and
Dwayne. You got a new member - Gus.
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Gus, what'd you do before
you joined up with K&B?
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Tim, I spent nine years
teaching 12th-grade math.
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Dwayne spent nine years
taking 12th-grade math.
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Could we? Great.
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What kind of grooming
tips you got for us?
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Well, Tim, probably the biggest
concern in construction today
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is when you've got to go somewhere
really fancy straight from the job site.
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That's right, buddy. You
can't show up looking like this
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to Vegas Night at the Kiwanis.
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So... what's a guy to do?
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Well, Tim, we like to use the
tools of our trade to clean up our act.
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Let me show you.
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Tim, I want you to take a look at
my boot and tell me what you see.
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All right. Marv, move in
and let's take a look at this.
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Oh. Good golly, Molly.
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I see a little bit of concrete
shavings, maybe some tar...
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something maybe you should
have wiped off before you came in.
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It's not gonna look
like that for long,
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'cause all I have to do
is take an ordinary sock,
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roll it around my
screwdriver like this,
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stick the screwdriver
in my drill... All right.
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And voilà, I've got
myself a nifty boot buffer.
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(whirring)
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Hey, hey!
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Now there's a
tip we can all use.
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I've always said you can tell a
man by the shine of his shoes.
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And by how clean his nails are.
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You need a little
work on those nails.
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That's why we've got this line of Binford
hand-care products in attractive packaging.
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Environmentally sound.
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I know they're dirty now, Tim,
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but sometimes on the job
site, when you ain't got no water,
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you can't get your nails clean.
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So before I step
out to the discos,
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I take a ten-penny nail,
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and I scrunch out
all that filth and crud.
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Marv, you wanna
come in for a closeup?
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No, let's not do that now. Out of respect
for people who might be having a meal,
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we'll forgo that demonstration, but
thanks so much for showing us that.
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OK, OK. Anything else
you guys got for us?
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Well, Tim, probably the
biggest grooming problem
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out on the construction
site is... well, helmet hair.
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Oh, yeah, hat head.
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Not a real big problem
on your end, is it?
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Why don't I just buff
that up to a high gloss?
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Tim, I've found that a good,
strong air compressor...
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works beautifully to add
bounce to a lifeless hairdo.
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You wanna give it a shot?
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Right here. All right.
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OK, that's better.
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That's all the time we have.
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Next time we get to more grooming
tips, the guys can come back.
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Al, why don't you tell us
what's on the next show?
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Next week, we'll be doing
our salute to electrical...
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(air hisses) wiring!
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That's all the time we have.
Thanks for joining us on Tool Time.
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I'm Tim Taylor.
See you next time.
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Al. Hi.
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Did you hear what
happened? What's that?
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Mr. Binford died.
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Mr. Binford?
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Yeah, he had a heart
attack this morning.
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Oh... I can't believe that.
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Does Tim know? I don't think so.
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Oh, boy, he's
gonna be devastated.
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Mr. Binford was
like a father to him.
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And don't do that again.
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Oh, that was a fun show.
Thanks, guys. A lot of fun.
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Brace yourself, Tim.
Something awful has happened.
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You saw your mom in the shower?
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Mr. Binford died.
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How can you play
darts at a time like this?
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Because the foosball
table's broken.
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Mr. Binford passed away. Don't
you think we should talk about this?
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He's dead. Now get outta my way.
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I think you need to grieve.
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I think you need
to get outta my way.
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If you don't wanna talk
about it, I certainly do.
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Oh, come on.
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Mr. Binford's death was
very traumatic for me.
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There was... there was something
left unresolved between us.
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Between you and John? Yes.
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Last week, I asked if we
could have a hot-water spigot
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on the water cooler.
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He said he didn't
think it was necessary.
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So the next morning, I was
very curt to him when I said hello.
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Yeah?
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Well, that's it.
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Now I have to live with that
for the whole rest of my life.
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Boy, that's a
terrible burden, Al.
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I know. It's probably nothing
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compared to what you
must be going through.
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I'm not going through anything.
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When was the last time you
spoke with him? Yesterday.
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You did? How'd he sound?
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Alive!
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Did he say anything
about my being curt to him?
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Did he say...?
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As a matter of fact, that's...
that's all we talked about.
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I'm convinced that
that's what killed him, Al.
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Al, it was a joke. Ooh-ooh.
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Al, come on!
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Sorry, Tim, but I... I don't
have my usual sense of humor.
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And frankly, I find your attempt
at levity a little inappropriate.
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What am I gonna
do, cry in my beer?
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If you did, I wouldn't
look down on you.
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It's not gonna bring
him back. All right?
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That's not the point.
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You suffered a big loss.
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We all did.
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Pull it together, will you, Al?
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I just... I didn't really
need that spigot!
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I just thought maybe
it would be nice
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to have some hot
chocolate once in a while.
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It devastates him when
they run out of corn nuts.
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00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:04,113
Oh, good. Guys,
hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
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00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:08,151
I got 250 flyers I gotta send
out for the library fund-raiser.
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I gotta stuff 'em, fold them,
stamp them, address them tonight.
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Who wants to
volunteer? Good luck.
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See ya. Bye.
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Who wants their allowance
this week? I'll help.
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So will I. Me too.
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I knew I could count on
you boys. There you go.
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Looks like Mom's suckered
you guys into helping out.
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Uh-huh. You're next. Hi.
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So how was your day?
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John Binford died.
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What? He had a
massive heart attack.
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You're not gonna make
us go to the funeral.
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There's no way I'm going.
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Hey, guys, be quiet for a sec.
When is the funeral gonna be?
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Tuesday at noon.
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A school day.
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Oh... poor Mr. Binford.
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Yeah, I really loved him.
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Will you guys show
a little respect?
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Yeah, please.
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Why don't you guys get changed?
Let's go play some basketball at the Y.
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Yeah!
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00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,739
Honey, why basketball?
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What about John Binford?
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I don't think he can
play in his condition.
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Tim, don't you wanna
talk about this? Not really.
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Well, I'd like to talk about it.
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Why don't you call Al?
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I don't wanna talk to
Al. I wanna talk to you.
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00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,995
I mean, John Binford
meant a lot to both of us.
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He not only gave
you your first job,
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he loaned us the
money for this house.
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He was the first person there
when all the boys were born.
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He was a sweet, wonderful man.
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00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:40,042
You're not gonna cry, are ya?
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00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,910
Well, yeah, I might.
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00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:44,480
What is it with everybody
today? You're crying.
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00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,583
Al, today at Big Mike's,
was blubbering like a baby.
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00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,952
Honey, there is nothing
wrong with crying
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when somebody close to you dies.
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00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:55,380
It wasn't just his crying. He
was singing "Oh, Danny Boy."
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00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,028
Dad, we're ready.
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00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,198
All right. Why don't you
guys head out to the car?
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00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,868
You are avoiding your emotions. I
know you've gotta be feeling something.
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00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,137
I'm feeling like playing
a little basketball.
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00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,873
And I wish everybody would
mind their own business about this.
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John is dead. He's
gone. End of the line.
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00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,401
Next stop, tool heaven!
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Ball.
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00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,737
All right, sodas for the winners
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in the biggest basketball
victory in YMCA history.
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00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,076
Huh. Yeah, some victory -
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you and Brad
beating me and Mark.
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00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:53,148
Who you gonna take on
next? Nana and Grandpa?
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00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:56,807
Forget about it! Nana's way
too tough under the boards.
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I think we should take
on Nana and Grandpa.
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00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,092
Good, Mark.
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00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,793
What do you wanna drink?
227
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,562
How about a brewski?
228
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,197
How about a root brewski?
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00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,433
Dad, I was real
proud of you tonight.
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00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,336
Thanks. It wasn't easy driving
to the basket against Mark.
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I'm talking about what
happened with Mr. Binford.
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I think you've been
taking it like a man.
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00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,643
Well, I don't think
Mom thinks so.
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She thinks I should get all
teary-eyed over this thing.
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That would be stupid.
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00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,483
It wouldn't be stupid.
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Dad, guys don't cry.
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00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,620
Yes, guys cry.
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00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,921
Like when?
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00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,145
If you scratch the paint
on that hot rod, you watch...
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00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,194
Yeah, but you don't cry.
How do you know that?
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00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,196
'Cause you don't
let stuff get to you.
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Stuff gets to me.
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Well, the great part
is, no one can tell.
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(Wilson humming)
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(door shuts)
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Hey, Wilson. Hi-ho, Tim.
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What are you doing?
249
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I'm aerating my lawn with my
new steel-tipped aerator sandals.
250
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Do you ever cry, Wilson?
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00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:18,967
Anytime I step on my foot
with one of these silly sandals.
252
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Yeah, I can understand that.
253
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No, seriously. Do you ever cry?
254
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,809
Well, Tim, I have been
known to weep on occasion.
255
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:30,379
Well, I'm not much in
the tears department.
256
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:33,982
I'm afraid Brad is growing up
thinking that's the way it should be.
257
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And that bothers you?
258
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Kind of, yeah.
259
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:42,525
Hmm. Does this have
anything to do with Mr. Binford?
260
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How'd you hear about that?
261
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Jill told me she needed
somebody to talk to.
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She said you were
out shooting hoops.
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You know, Wilson,
the trouble is,
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Binford and I were
really, really close,
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and I seem like I'm the only
person not crying about this.
266
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Why do you think that is?
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I don't know. As long as I can
remember, I've been like this.
268
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When my father died, I know I was
real sad, but I don't remember crying.
269
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Well, Tim, maybe
crying isn't your outlet.
270
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The shedding of tears is just
one way that people mourn.
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(grunts) Oh? Oh, yes.
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In parts of Mexico, the bereaved
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decorate the grave
with smiling puppets,
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and then they eat
chocolate coffins.
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Melts in your mouth,
but not in the ground.
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On the Solomon Islands,
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they hang the dead
man's arms on his hut.
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And in feudal Japan,
when a lord died,
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the ronin samurai
would show their loyalty
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by disemboweling themselves.
281
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Whew, talk about guts.
282
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Point is, Tim, when you lose
somebody who's close to you,
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you have to find a way to mourn.
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It's what enables
you to accept the fact
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that person is really,
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truly... gone.
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(grunts) Yeah.
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Thanks, Wilson. That was real...
289
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Hey, where have you been?
290
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Well, let's see.
291
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:21,290
After I ate dinner alone, then I went to
the mailbox and mailed the 250 flyers
292
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which I stuffed, stamped
and addressed myself
293
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because you took the
boys to play basketball.
294
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,231
I should have stuck
around and talked to you.
295
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,322
I would have
preferred that, yeah.
296
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I'm sorry, Jill, but, you know, I
didn't know how to talk about this stuff.
297
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I'm really uncomfortable
with this death thing.
298
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Which is why we have
kids instead of pets,
299
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'cause they last longer.
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Honey, I knew that
you were upset about it.
301
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But, you know,
you didn't know why.
302
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John Binford
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was the greatest
guy in the world to me.
304
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:07,035
And you know what the first thing I
thought about when I heard he was dead?
305
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Are they gonna cancel the show?
Am I out of a job? That is so selfish.
306
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,275
I don't think that's selfish.
307
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,444
You were thinking about the
welfare of your family. It's not selfish.
308
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What if I told you I was worried
if the show went off the air,
309
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no one would
recognize me at the mall?
310
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That would be a
selfish thing, yeah.
311
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I just don't know how to
mourn for John Binford.
312
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Is there anything I
can do to help you?
313
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:33,328
No. I'm pretty sure that people have
to learn how to mourn for themselves.
314
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People mourn in different
cultures in different ways.
315
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In some cultures, they put
chocolate puppets in coffins.
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In the Chinoogie
Islands, or someplace,
317
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they actually hang
arms on aluminum siding
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as a way to do this.
319
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:49,979
And Ronny the samurai -
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you don't even wanna
know what he does.
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I don't know, Tim.
It may take a while,
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but I think that you're
gonna find a way to grieve.
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You know, I just hope that
you don't cut anything off.
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Does everybody
know what time it is?
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(all) Tool Time!
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That's right. Binford
Tools is proud to present
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Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
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Whoo!
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(grunting)
330
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Thank you, Heidi, and
thank you, everybody.
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Welcome to Tool Time. I am
Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
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You all know my assistant -
Al "Cry Me a River" Borland.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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If I didn't let my
feelings out, Tim,
335
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I would not be the
man I am today.
336
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,225
That's food for
thought, isn't it?
337
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,862
Anyway, today, we're
gonna talk about John Binford.
338
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Founder of Binford Tools.
339
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,935
Uh, John Binford passed
away this Thursday.
340
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:49,237
And, um... John Binford
was a heck of a guy.
341
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:52,007
He was the kind of guy you could call 24
hours a day if anything as bothering you.
342
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,409
He was always there for you.
343
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The kind of guy who would
forgive someone for being curt.
344
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,539
Or Russell or whatever
your name might be.
345
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,556
Uh... John Binford
believed in me
346
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when I was just a tool
salesman many years ago.
347
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He handpicked me to host
what has now become...
348
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:16,253
Michigan's fourth-highest-rated
cable tool show.
349
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:26,063
I owe a lot to John Binford. In his honor,
I've made him a special tombstone. Al.
350
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,616
This is outta one piece
of Michigan limestone.
351
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,751
I'm very impressed, Tim.
352
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,252
Thanks, Al.
353
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,688
I chiseled this out of limestone
in the shape of a claw hammer,
354
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,824
which is the first hammer
that Binford designed.
355
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,125
Yes, it was.
356
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,527
John once told me that...
357
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with the right tool,
you can fix anything.
358
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,365
Huh.
359
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,701
Unfortunately, um...
360
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:56,071
there's no tool that can fix
how I'm feeling right now.
361
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,762
I'm gonna miss you, John.
362
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:02,911
You know, I think we
should bid John farewell
363
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in the Tool Time fashion -
364
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,916
a little tribute to John Binford
365
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:11,508
with a Binford 21
nail-gun salute.
366
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:21,329
Do you... think this is
a little dangerous, Tim?
367
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,654
No, wait. Warren, the
protective drop cloth, please.
368
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,301
Have you tried this?
369
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,004
The drop cloths will collect
all the nails. It'll be perfect.
370
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,173
You've tried this?
Hold on, hold on.
371
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,730
(electronic whirring)
372
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,579
Klaus, some music, please.
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(♪ Taps)
374
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So long, Johnny.
375
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:49,980
(chuckling)
376
00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:59,569
Tim, just be careful.
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00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,507
Get the...
378
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,598
Pull the... pull the plug!
379
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,569
(nail guns continue firing)
380
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,285
Hey. That's all of
our show today.
381
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:20,144
I'm Tim "The Tool Man"
Taylor. I gotta get outta here.
382
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,597
Hi, guys. How was the funeral?
383
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,799
It was great. There was
tool reps from everywhere.
384
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,801
All these I remember
from the old days.
385
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,437
You never saw so many
tear-stained beer bellies.
386
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,996
And poor Al, blubbering
about some water spigot?
387
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:42,510
He was broken up
about that, wasn't he?
388
00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:45,313
Not as broken up as you were.
389
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:46,514
You cried?
390
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:50,219
He cried more than the widow.
391
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:54,022
That's 'cause she didn't
have to pay for parking.
392
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,859
I'm gonna go change.
393
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,594
Dad, I can't believe you cried.
394
00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:01,596
I can't believe I did, either.
395
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,598
I thought I said
goodbye on Tool Time.
396
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:06,368
Once I started talking with
those guys, it just came out.
397
00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:11,195
But you know what? After I was
crying, I felt like a pathetic old woman.
398
00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:20,783
Remember, if it doesn't
say "Binford" on it...
399
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:23,118
somebody else's
name is probably there.
400
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,909
(musical flourish)
401
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,658
Stay down! That brings
us to the next segment...
402
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,961
I don't feel so good.
402
00:22:44,305 --> 00:23:44,710
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