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Welcome to Tool Time. I'm
Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor,
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and you all know my assistant - Al "Thinks
He's Getting A Christmas Bonus" Borland.
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Well, as you all can see,
it's yule time on Tool Time.
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Before we get into our project today,
we have a special feature for you.
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That's right, Tim.
Binford stocking stuffers.
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There's nothing that says
"Peace on Earth" better
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than a Binford power tool.
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(grunts) Yeah.
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Doesn't Al just jingle
your bell sometimes?
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Heidi, the stocking
stuffers, please.
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(♪ "Deck the Halls")
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Here you go, Tim.
Thank you, Heidi.
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Now, stocking stuffers
usually... (music continues)
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generally have... Klaus!
Whoo-hoo! (music stops)
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Thank you.
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Stocking stuffers sometimes
are difficult to pick out for men.
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But Binford has made it easy
this year with stuff like this.
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The new Binford mini
propane torch. Huh?
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Stand back. Stand back.
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It's small, but portable
enough you can fit it in a pocket.
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Whoa! Wouldn't put
it in there, though.
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You can remove
facial hair with it.
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You can do a little soldering
on the house, melt glass tubing,
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or if your wife's out,
melt her earrings down
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and make handy
fishing lures out of them.
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Also, we have the Binford
6100 digital torque wrench.
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It'll be the torque of the town
this Christmas. Ho-ho-ho.
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That's right. They'll
also be torquing about...
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the new Binford
fiberoptic flexible flashlight.
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As odd as it seems, this is
actually a great gift for guys.
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This thing can find auto parts
strewn around the garage,
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look in dirty pipes or any
dark, dusty area you have.
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In one ear, out the other.
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Just like your job, Al.
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In one day, out the other.
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Now, finally, for the
man without a vice,
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a vise. (whistles)
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The Binford Bench Buddy 2000.
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It's got a swiveling
base, serrated steel jaws
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and a clamping capacity of
seven and one-half inches.
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(to "Jingle Bells") ♪
Ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho...
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Actually, Tim, the...
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♪ Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
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♪ Ho-ho-ho,
ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho...
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The bench vise is too
big to be a stocking stuffer.
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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho,
are you ever right.
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If you want to stuff
that into a stocking,
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you need a special
stocking, like this one.
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Like one of Al's mom's
thermal hunting socks.
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Don't let her in here.
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(thundering footsteps)
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It's your mom, Al.
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What do you think? Could
we put the kids in the middle?
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(Jill) You are gonna be the cutest
little choirboy in the whole service.
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You don't think I look geeky?
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No. You look Christmassy.
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If this were Veterans
Day, you'd look geeky.
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Jill, you won't believe what
Doc Johnson's doing. Hi.
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Oh, hi, Mark. Nice robe.
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What's the "N" mean? "Naked
under this robe and no one can tell."
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Hey, show a little respect.
You're talking to the "N" in "Noel."
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I still think I look geeky.
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You look very handsome.
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Now, let's get this thing off
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before your brothers
come home and see you.
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Here. There we go.
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Jill, What would
you say if I told you
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that Doc Johnson has
dancing elves up on his roof?
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I'd say he'd better get
those elf traps out right away.
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I'm talking about the
neighborhood decorating contest.
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I hate to say it, but
I think I might lose.
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You've lost nine years in a row.
I'd think you'd be used to it by now.
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This year, I had a really good
feeling about winning. It's odd.
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Every decoration I put up,
Doc Johnson's put up before me.
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Ah, it's just a
coincidence. Coincidence?
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I went to put a plastic Santa
up there today... (laughs)
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and guess what old Doc
Johnson's got up on his roof.
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Chimney?
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A plastic Santa.
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Gosh, I wonder what
made him think of using
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a Santa Claus as a
decoration at Christmas.
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(groans)
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I'll tell you what else
he's got up there.
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My seven swans a-swimming
and my six geese a-laying.
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♪ And a tool man in a nut tree ♪
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Hey, Brad. Guys, guess what.
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Tom Wheeler's family invited
me to go skiing at Boyd Mountain.
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All right! Boyd Mountain!
I love it up there.
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Tobogganing, skiing,
fractures, sprains, broken bones,
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laying at the bottom of the hill
in a stretcher... Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
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When are you going?
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That's kinda what I
need to talk to you about.
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Well, it better not
be this weekend.
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We're running a
Tool Time marathon.
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40 straight hours of
Tim and Al high jinks.
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It's also Christmas.
It's also Christmas.
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Well, it is this weekend.
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Brad!
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But, Mom, it's perfect.
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I don't have school, and I can take your
presents with me and open them there.
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Do you feel the love
in this room? Do you?
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Brad, the family is always
together at Christmas.
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We open our stockings together,
we talk to the relatives on the phone...
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You have your new saxophone. You
could play along while we sing carols.
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And I'm gonna make
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Nana's special
oyster pecan stuffing.
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Ugh!
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Do you suppose there's room
for one more skier in that car?
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Mark is singing in
the choir. Come on.
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The Wheelers will ask you
to go skiing some other time.
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But, Mom, I don't
wanna go another time.
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It's gonna be great
skiing conditions.
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A lot of kids from school
are gonna be there.
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Honey, I can tell this
is important to you,
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but this family is always
together at Christmas.
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Even when your father fell down
the chimney, we were together.
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We were in the emergency
room, but we were together.
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So you're saying I
can't go? No way.
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Dad!
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No, no, no, no.
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Come on, it's Christmas. A
special time. Your mom's right.
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It's not gonna be a
special time for me.
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So much for a merry Christmas.
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(Tim) ♪ Jingle
bells, shotgun shells
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♪ Granny's on the run
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♪ Oh, what fun...
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Hi-dee-ho-ho-ho-ho,
good neighbor.
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And a merry Christmas
to you, too, Wilson.
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Well, Tim, I see the holidays
find you among friends.
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Yeah. This is for
the roof display.
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These are the
three wise tool guys.
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Oh. They come from so far,
yet seem strangely familiar.
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Yes, don't they? Mm-hmm.
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Halloween's over. You can
put away the witch's broom.
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Tim, this is not a witch's
broom. This is a julenek.
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A what-a-nek? A julenek.
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It's a Scandinavian
Christmas tradition.
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Families bind sheaves of
grain to a long spruce pole,
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and that provides nourishment
for the sparrows in the winter.
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I wish I could bind up Doc
Johnson and twist his little julenek.
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Tim, that's hardly
the Christmas spirit.
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I know. I really thought I could beat
him this year at the Christmas display,
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but he's always seems to
be one step ahead of me.
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You know, so I see. He just put
three wise men up on his roof, too.
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What?
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Where? Over there.
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How does that guy keep
beating me to the punch?
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Well, maybe the
good doctor's got ESP.
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Now, what does having a cable
sports channel have to do with this?
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No, I'm talking about
extrasensory perception.
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The ability to read
someone else's mind.
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Really? Mm-hmm.
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Maybe he should
try reading this.
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(♪ saxophone played badly)
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Lemme guess. Brad's
practicing on the saxophone,
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or there's an elephant
giving birth upstairs.
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Saxophone.
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Brad's so depressed about
not going on the skiing trip,
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he's trying to play the blues.
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I should be playing
the blues. Hey, Randy.
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I went to put the three
wise tool guys up on the roof,
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and guess who's
already got 'em up.
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Doc Johnson. Bingo.
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I swear to God he's
got this house bugged.
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Excuse me?
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How else is he
getting this information?
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Wait a minute.
You might be right.
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What's up, Doc?
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No, not tonight.
You-know-who's gonna be here.
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Do you actually think
that's funny? Yes.
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Honey, he's stealing
all my lighting ideas.
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Tim, you really think Doc Johnson
has nothing better to do than spy on you?
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He's a retired proctologist. Spying on us
is a lot more fun than what he used to do.
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What is that?
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It's Rudolf's nose.
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I don't even wanna
see the rest of him.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Dad. What is it?
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I think I know where Doc Johnson's
been getting his information.
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Me too. I think it's your
mom. She's a double agent.
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No.
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He's been getting his
information from me.
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Wait a minute. Say that again.
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Well, you see, I was talking to Doc
Johnson's granddaughter, Lauren,
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and I kind of
mentioned a few things.
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I can't believe you'd do that.
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You know there's no secret more important
than a family's lighting strategy.
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She's really cute.
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She kept pumping
me for information.
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No matter how hard I
tried to resist, I couldn't.
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Mmm.
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Been there.
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She smile at you like this?
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If she'd smiled at me like
that, I would've thrown up.
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(♪ grunts "Jingle Bells")
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Hey, boys! Come on,
we're gonna be late.
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Brad, you're not
dressed for church!
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I know. I'm not going.
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If he's not going,
I'm not going.
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And if they're not, I'm not.
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Hey. You are all going. You two,
you go out and wait in the car, all right?
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Brad, what do you
mean you're not going?
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Well, if I can't go skiing, I don't
see why I have to go to church.
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Because God said, "Come and
worship," not, "Go and slalom."
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Honey, you can't stay home.
Mark's gonna sing tonight.
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So?
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So get up and get dressed for
church. Be down in five minutes.
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Because Mom wants the whole
stupid family to be together?
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If that's your
attitude, stay home.
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No. Don't let him off that easy.
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If he's gonna be obnoxious, I'd just as
soon he didn't ruin Christmas Eve for us.
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You've already ruined it
for me. Well, I am so sorry.
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Stay in your room.
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No sneaking downstairs to
watch that Tool Time marathon.
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(♪ organist plays
"The First Noel")
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Oh, the Taylors! Merry
Christmas. Merry Christmas.
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You look wonderful.
Merry Christmas.
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Thank you, Tim. Same to you.
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Tim, I've never seen you at
church without your earplug.
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No football game on tonight?
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That was one Sunday,
all right, Reverend.
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I-I-I pray during halftime.
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Yeah, I remember that prayer.
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"O heavenly Father,
please let the Lions kick butt."
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Mark, maybe you should
change into your robe.
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Do I have to? I
look like a geek.
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Oh, honey, you look
great. For a geek.
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(Tim) Randy.
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(Jill) No, no, no, no, no.
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Reverend, the lights
look a little dim on the tree.
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I could boost the power, get
some lights for the service.
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No. No, thank you, Tim.
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I don't think
tonight is the night
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to test our new
sprinkler system.
236
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Where's Brad this
evening? Oh, boy...
237
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,109
He's not feeling well.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
238
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:56,779
Well, maybe we'll see all the
Taylors together next Christmas.
239
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"Not feeling well"?
240
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:01,172
You lied in church
on Christmas Eve?
241
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:05,554
Watch out for lightning bolts.
God doesn't like that stuff.
242
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,589
At least I'm not
begging the Almighty
243
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:10,159
for two touchdowns
and a field goal.
244
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,295
Merry Christmas. Hi, Al.
245
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,363
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
246
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,700
Here, scooch over. Don't
crowd. I'll take a pew behind you.
247
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,891
Most people use
the bathroom, Al.
248
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,309
Where's Ilene?
249
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,978
She had an orthodontic emergency
250
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,447
at the junior-high
Christmas play.
251
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,717
Joseph and Mary got
their braces stuck together.
252
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,253
I hope she gets here
in time to see Mark.
253
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:41,991
I just saw him down the
hall in his... his little robe.
254
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:45,335
Boy, you know, I always
wanted to be the letter "N."
255
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:50,654
That's impossible, Al. The
song specifically says "no Al."
256
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,075
♪ No Al, no Al
257
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,777
♪ No Al, no... Shh.
258
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,034
♪ Al ♪
259
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,649
Well, where's Bradley?
260
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:10,286
He's spending Christmas
Eve alone in his room sulking.
261
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,488
It's his way of rebelling.
262
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,357
Oh, yeah, well...
263
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:17,994
I remember my first
Christmas rebellion.
264
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,862
I was so mad.
265
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:23,832
My parents went out and
bought an artificial tree.
266
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:28,459
The whole Christmas I
refused to sing "O Tannenbaum."
267
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,174
Oh, my.
268
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:35,800
You were a bad, bad Borland.
269
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,738
You all right? Yeah, I'm OK.
270
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,443
It was a long time ago.
271
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,793
I mean, are you OK?
272
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:54,496
No. Mark's singing.
It's Christmas.
273
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,099
I want the whole
family to be together.
274
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,435
Why'd you make Brad stay home?
275
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,405
I'd have loved to drag
him here against his will.
276
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,506
That's a great
vision for Christmas -
277
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:08,444
the four of us singing hymns,
you with Brad in a headlock.
278
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:13,204
It just doesn't seem like Christmas
without us all being together.
279
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,257
Excuse me. Where are you going?
280
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,914
Off to the little boys'
room to take a pew.
281
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,907
Jeez, Dad, what
are you doing here?
282
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:43,212
I came home to get you. My question
is, what are you doing with the skis?
283
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,647
Uh, I... I was gonna
donate 'em to the needy.
284
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:51,454
Yeah. Yeah, that's just what they need
down there at the mission. Food and skis.
285
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,922
Look, Dad, I explained
it all in the note.
286
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,347
Well, it better be a good one.
287
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,366
"Went skiing. Brad."
288
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,901
Your mom and I specifically
said you don't go skiing,
289
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,903
and you were gonna disobey us.
290
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,872
I wasn't disobeying you.
291
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,174
You said I couldn't go with
the Wheelers, and I'm not.
292
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,877
Well, how are you gonna
get there? Hitchhike.
293
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,879
Hitchhike? Sit down over here.
294
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,181
All I wanted to do
was be with my friends.
295
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,817
A lot of people I like
are gonna be down there.
296
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:25,143
Christmas is not about
being with people you like!
297
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:30,114
It's about being
with your family.
298
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:35,231
Dad, it's just one Christmas.
It's not that big a deal.
299
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,355
Well, it is to your mom
and to me and to me.
300
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:45,207
I can't believe
you'd be this selfish.
301
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,743
Listen to me. Um...
302
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,745
In a couple years, you'll be 18.
303
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,770
You'll be off to college...
or a good trade school.
304
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,352
And we won't see you.
305
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,255
But, Dad, I'll come home.
306
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,727
You'll come a couple
Christmases. But then
307
00:18:00,751 --> 00:18:02,258
you'll get married,
and I'll never see you.
308
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:06,262
Your mom's family lives in Texas, mine's in
Colorado. We never see them for holidays.
309
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:10,466
You don't know how many Christmases we
have together. I won't be around forever.
310
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,268
What do you mean?
311
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,103
Face the facts.
312
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,105
You've seen the stunts
I pull on Tool Time.
313
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,062
I can't keep dodging the bullet.
314
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,844
I gotta get back to church
and see your brother sing.
315
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:26,837
You can sit here and think about what
a merry Christmas you've made this.
316
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,133
Well, I checked in every
stall in the bathroom -
317
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,702
men's and women's.
318
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,904
Boy, was Mrs. Lindsay surprised.
319
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:52,674
I wonder where he is.
320
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,911
Maybe he decided to go home
and set up his Christmas lights.
321
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:59,748
You really think he'd rather set
up the lights than hear Mark sing?
322
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,539
What was I thinking?
323
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,684
Who's Leon?
324
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:19,089
Maybe Leon was born
in the manger next door.
325
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,595
(pitch pipe blows)
326
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:29,345
♪ The first Noel
327
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,648
♪ The angels did say
328
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,485
♪ Was to certain poor shepherds
329
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,888
♪ In fields as they lay
330
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:43,825
♪ In fields where they...
331
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,428
Where've you been?
I-I went home and I...
332
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:50,332
I was hoping to have a little
surprise for you, and, um...
333
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,701
Hi, Mom. Brad!
334
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,936
Scooch over.
335
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,629
Oh, honey. I'm so glad you came.
336
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,366
If you're so glad, how
come you're crying?
337
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:06,982
I get a little emotional
around the holidays.
338
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,017
I see I'm not the only one.
339
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,053
Oh, no. This isn't emotion.
340
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,197
It's Al. He's not
wearing any deodorant.
341
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,252
I don't think so, Tim.
342
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:30,272
♪ Noel, Noel
343
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:34,743
♪ Noel, Noel
344
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,979
♪ Born is the king
345
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:41,850
♪ Of Israel
346
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:45,921
♪ Noel, Noel
347
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:50,426
♪ Noel, Noel
348
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,629
♪ Born is the king
349
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:57,688
♪ Of Israel ♪
350
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,774
Hey, guys, come on. Hurry
up. The contest's about to start.
351
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:09,612
Gee! I don't know, Tim.
There's an awful lot of lights here.
352
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:12,615
We'll have to take out a
mortgage to pay the electric bill.
353
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:15,251
All right, Dad. Let her rip.
354
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,486
No, wait a minute. I think
we should say a prayer first.
355
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,911
Please, Lord, don't
let our house blow up.
356
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,293
Amen. Amen.
357
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:27,529
Wait, get back. All right, guys.
358
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,320
Cross your fingers. Ready?
359
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,500
(all gasp)
360
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,636
(Tim laughs)
361
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:37,172
(Jill) Looks wonderful.
(Randy) Awesome.
362
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,141
(Brad) Cool. (Mark) Wow.
363
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:43,845
(Wilson) Oh, oh, oh, Tim,
that is a lovely use of neon.
364
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:47,349
Reminds me of the
Christmas I spent in Las Vegas.
365
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:49,151
(Tim) You really
like it, Wilson?
366
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:52,020
You've reached the apex of
your Christmas decorating career.
367
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,122
I hope I can convince
those stupid judges of that.
368
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,258
There's only one
judge. Just one?
369
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:57,526
Mm-hmm. And it's me.
370
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,396
Did I say stupid? I
meant stupendous.
371
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,598
(laughs)
372
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:06,067
If you're the judge, we've kinda
got a leg up on the competition.
373
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:09,371
Well, I don't know. Doc
Johnson's display is very effective.
374
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:12,095
Plus, I used to be a
patient of his. Huh?
375
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:18,013
Brad, you put Blitzen's
light in Rudolf's nose.
376
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,716
Tim, does one bulb
make that big a difference?
377
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,619
Yes. I'm a perfectionist. Wilson, hold
off the judging till I get this finished.
378
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:24,923
Mm-hmm.
379
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:29,991
Be careful up
there. It's slippery.
380
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,092
Don't worry, honey.
381
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:34,485
Yeah, I've heard that before.
382
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,768
Oh.
383
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:43,339
Hey, Dad, be careful
if the light bulb is wet.
384
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,673
It'll be fine.
385
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,342
(electricity arcing)
386
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:49,478
Well, good golly, Taylors,
I think you won the contest.
387
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:52,870
I did not realize there was a
full-size electric Tim on the roof.
388
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:58,476
(Brad) Hey, Dad,
we're coming up! Hurry!
389
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,261
Happy holidays!
390
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:07,663
Happy holidays!
391
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,987
(♪ all grunt "Jingle Bells")
391
00:23:10,305 --> 00:24:10,869
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