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What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm doing research for a
magazine article. It's about Finland.
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Look at this. Isn't
that gorgeous?
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Oh, yeah. I'm a huge Finn fan.
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Especially those fine
feminine Finns in that hot tub.
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Hot tubs are really
popular there.
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But when they get out,
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they beat themselves gently
with leafy birch branches.
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Well, we've got that
whirlpool upstairs.
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Next time you get out, I can
snap you with a wet towel.
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But this is a little
more romantic.
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See? They're outside
under the stars.
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Can you imagine you
and me in a hot tub,
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staring up at the
moon? It'd be great.
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Especially with a couple
of those Finnish girls,
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Yorgie and Pecka.
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Nice hit. Guys, over here.
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I think I figured out what to
get Mom for Mother's Day.
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She told you? No, she
dropped a few hints, though.
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So what does she want?
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She wants to go to Finland.
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They got this real big
deal with midnight hot tubs.
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When they get out, they
get spanked by trees.
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Cool! Let's all go!
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So we're gonna
send Mom to Finland?
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No, no, no. We can
bring Finland to Mom.
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I say we put in a
hot tub. Yeah! Cool!
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We'll put it right over here,
get rid of the swing set.
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You guys don't use
this anymore, do you?
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Yeah, we do. Last
week we tied Mark to it.
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What do you think? Could
we put the kids in the middle?
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Welcome to Tool Time. I am
Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
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You all know my
assistant, Al Borland.
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There's a lot of stereotypes
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about construction
workers today.
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But the times, they
are a-changing.
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(imitates harmonica)
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And today, to talk about
some of these changes,
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one of our friends from K
& B Construction Company
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in Bay City, Michigan. Let's
give a big Tool Time welcome
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for Pete Bilker!
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(whooping and cheering)
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Pete, it's good to
have you with us again.
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And it's great to
be here, Timmy!
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Pete. Hey, Al.
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Nice to see you. All right.
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Pete, have a seat, will you?
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Pete, do you
consider yourself a...
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oh, I don't know, a
construction worker of the '90s?
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Well, Tim, nowadays when a
hot rivet drops down in my shirt,
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I'm not ashamed to cry.
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Something you should
remember, Al, next time
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I drop a hot rivet
down your shirt, huh?
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The most common stereotypes
about construction workers
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is their hootin' and hollerin' at
every pretty woman that passes by.
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That's pretty much a thing of
the past, Tim, especially at K & B.
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Our new foreman, Les,
doesn't go for that kind of stuff.
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Maybe one of these days we should
get Les down here to talk about it.
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Actually, Tim, since we are discussing
changing attitudes on the job site,
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I brought my new foreman with
me. Would you like to meet Les?
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Yeah! Let's bring him down here.
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(laughs) You're the
foreman? Uh-huh.
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You're a woman. (guffaws)
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Can't put anything past you.
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Please, sit down. Take a seat.
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Well! A woman foreman.
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It must be kinda hard gettin' the guys
at the construction site to listen to you.
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Why would it be hard?
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(nervous laugh)
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Some guys have trouble
taking orders from women.
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Not me, 'cause I take orders
from my wife all the time.
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Huh. Well, it hasn't
been a problem. I mean,
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I've been working
with the guys for a while
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now and they realize
I know what I'm doing.
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Tim, I must tell you that Les is
probably the best overall worker we have.
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The best-looking
worker in overalls, too.
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Nope, that would
be Pete. Aw, heck!
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Anyway, Timmy, there's no
one more qualified than Les,
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and no one knows more
about tools than Les.
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No one?
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You heard him, Tim.
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Oh, yeah? Then why does
everybody call me "The Tool Man"?
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Because it's your show
and you made up the name?
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I like her.
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I'd be willing to stake my
tool reputation against anyone.
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Well, how about me?
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Les. Leslie. I wouldn't
want to embarrass you.
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Anybody who challenges me,
it always ends up the same way.
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You lose?
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I love her!
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All right. Got electric in,
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you guys got the holes filled
in, we're ready for the hot tub.
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Where is it? Al's
supposed to be delivering it.
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Well, shouldn't you help
him? That thing's pretty heavy.
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He's got his mom with him.
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Dad, here comes Mom! No, no, no!
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Hey, guys, it's really late.
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What are you doing out here?
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We all have problems. We're
waitin' for Wilson to wake up.
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Come on, boys. It's
midnight. Go on to bed.
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Thanks, guys. Wash your hands,
OK? Wash up. Brush your teeth.
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Good night, sweetie. Good night.
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I'll bet I know what
you're doing out here.
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Oh, do you?
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Well, let's see.
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You're out here in
the middle of the night,
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carrying shovels,
covered in dirt.
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I didn't want to tell you, but Wilson
wasn't feeling well so we buried him.
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Could you possibly be
working on my Mother's Day gift?
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Possibly. Ohhh...!
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Thank you for listening to all
those hints I've been dropping.
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I'm just gonna love my new
herb garden. Your what garden?
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Well, I've always wanted to grow
my own basil. It's gonna be great.
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It's a good thing I built you an herb
garden and didn't buy you a hot tub.
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Well, yeah. What would
I need with a hot tub?
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I've got a whirlpool upstairs.
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That's where I'm gonna put
your herb garden, right here.
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Where did you
move the swing set?
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I gave it to Pete Bilker, one of
the guys from K & B Construction.
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It's for his little boy.
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Were the boys OK with that?
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Yeah. They don't use it
anymore, except for tying Mark up.
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Yeah, I know. It's just...
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It looks so strange
out here without it.
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I mean, you built that thing...
well, when Brad was a baby.
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Now you can raise basil.
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Remember how much fun they had
playing on it when they were really little?
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How we marked their heights every
year, everyone's, on that wooden post?
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I was always the tallest.
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I will never forget
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how hard it was for Randy
to learn to swing on his own
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and how happy he was
when he finally got it.
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Jill, are you upset that I
gave the swing set away?
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No! No, no. I'll get
used to it. Herbs are fun.
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You know, it's... gosh,
it's chilly out here.
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I'm gonna go up to bed.
I'll see you later. Good night.
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(door closes)
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(maracas rattling)
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Wilson, what are you doing?
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Hi-ho, Tim. I'm just
testing my maracas.
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Usually when I have mine tested, the
doctor makes me turn my head and cough.
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No, no, Tim. These are hand-carved
maracas made from hollowed-out gourds.
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I'm using them to practice the
national dance of Venezuela, the joropo.
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At midnight?
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Is it really that late?
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Well, it just shows you - time flies
when you're dancing the joropo.
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Could you keep it down?
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Tim, have you got a problem?
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I'm just mad at myself.
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I thought I had the perfect
Mother's Day gift for Jill, but I don't.
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Now I got a flatbed truck comin' over
with Al and his mom with a hot tub on it.
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But the worst thing is, I
gave away the swing set,
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and it looks like it
meant a lot to Jill.
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I remember when you
built that swing set, Tim.
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It was 14 years ago.
You'd just moved in.
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I'd never seen anyone attach an
outboard motor to a swing before.
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That swing set was the first thing
I made for my boys. You know?
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I picked out the
best redwood for that.
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I had six coats
of sealer on there.
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I worked night and
day on that thing.
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Sounds like it meant an
awful lot to you too, Tim.
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Yeah. I remember
the day Brad was born.
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I had the swing set all set up so
he could use it when he got home.
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Babies - who knew
they couldn't sit up?
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Psst! Tim!
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Is the coast clear?
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Mother and I have the
hot tub off the flatbed.
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The hot tub is out.
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Tell your mom to
hoist it back up there.
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Oh, man!
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Dad, how come you're trying
to get the swing set back?
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Because that's what your
mom wants for Mother's Day.
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I thought she wanted
an herb garden.
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I thought she wanted a hot tub.
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I thought she wanted
to go to Finland.
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I thought she wanted me
to snap her with a wet towel.
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I'll save that for her birthday.
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(doorbell rings)
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Hey, Dad, isn't
Pete gonna be upset
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when you ask him
for the swing set back?
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He'll understand. He's an adult.
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Hey, Pete! Come on in.
Hey, Timmy. How are you?
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I'd like you to
meet Little Pete.
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Hi, Little Pete.
How you doin'? Hi.
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I brought him with me today because
he has something he wants to tell you.
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Thank you for my
swing set, Mr. Tool Man.
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Oh.
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(nervous chuckle)
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Uh... come on in, you guys.
You want a cookie or somethin'?
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Thank you, Mr. Tool Man.
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You're in luck. My
favorite - chocolate chip.
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Help yourself. Put some
on the table over there.
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Pete, can I talk to
you for a minute?
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You bet, Tim. But before you do,
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I wanna tell you,
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that swing set has made
Little Pete real happy.
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Well, looks like anything
would make him happy.
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He's a happy-go-lucky kid.
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No, Tim. He's neither
happy nor lucky.
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You know, he's had a pretty
rough go of it this past year,
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what with his mother
leaving and all.
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I should've seen it comin' -
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goin' to the grocery store with
nine pieces of luggage in the car.
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These are great
cookies, Mr. Tool Man.
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Can I take some for when
I'm playing on my swing set?
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Little Pete, about
that swing set.
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Yes, Mr. Tool Man?
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How... How would you feel
if I took that old one back?
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It has a lot of splinters in it -
and built you a brand-new one?
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Now, Tim, that's
not really necessary.
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Oh, yes, it is.
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Is it gonna have a
teeter-totter? You bet.
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Is it gonna have a sandbox?
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Yeah. A huge sandbox!
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Is it gonna have a tree house?
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A what? A tree house?
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Swing sets don't
have tree houses.
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They have one at
the park. Why not?
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We'll put a tree
house on it for you, too.
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Thank you, Tim. You bet, buddy.
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Mr. Tool Man, can you come
to my school for show and tell?
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Welcome back to Tool Time. We have
a very special competition comin' up.
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You've heard of the Rose
Bowl. Well, put away your flowers!
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Plug in your tools, 'cause
we got... the Tool Bowl!
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I will be serving as
moderator and impartial judge.
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This will be simulcast on Al's favorite
station, the All-Flannel Channel.
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As impartial as I am, remarks
like that could affect the judging.
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All right, let's meet
the competition.
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The reigning tool champion
of the universe: me.
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And the challenger: the new foreman
for the K & B Construction Company.
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Let's give a big Tool Time
welcome for Les Thompson.
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(cheering and whooping)
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How's it goin' today,
Les? Just great.
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Listen, I'd like to invite you both to a
little party I'm having after the show
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to celebrate my...
upcoming victory.
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(snorts)
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I'd be careful
saying stuff like that.
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I might just nail it up on
the board for inspiration.
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I've seen your show, Tim,
and if you want it to stay up,
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maybe you'd
better have Al nail it.
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(audience boos)
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Did I mention just
how much I liked her?
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All right. Let's get to it.
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Les, since you
are the challenger,
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you have the first
choice of categories.
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I'll take "Epoxy Putties
and Liquid Metals."
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(musical tone)
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Excellent choice.
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Heidi?
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Thank you, Heidi.
You're welcome.
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"To repair a hydraulic ram, what type
of epoxy putty would you use, and why?"
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I'd go with titanium, since it resists
temperatures of 350° Fahrenheit
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and has a compression
strength of 18,000 PSI.
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It also provides a
nonrusting, machinable finish,
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and features excellent resistance
to a broad range of chemicals.
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Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm.
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It was an easy
question, all right?
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All right, Tim. Your
question. Heidi? Thank you.
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"In a nonrusting aluminum epoxy, what
are the percentages of aluminum and epoxy?"
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Easy. Everyone knows that.
70% aluminum, 30% epoxy.
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Actually, that's 80%
aluminum and 20% epoxy.
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70%, 80%. What's the difference?
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One is right and one is wrong.
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All right. Round one goes to...
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(♪ fanfare) Les.
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Yes! (applause)
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By the way, what type of food are
you going to have at your victory party?
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Buffalo wings and three
kinds of dipping sauces.
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Buffalo wings? Ladies?
Ladies, could we...?
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All right. Our next
category - "You Auto Know."
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All right.
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Les, your question is,
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"You're building a '79 Pontiac with a
151-cubic-inch, four-cylinder engine
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"and you want to
run roller tip rockers.
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"Are the 151 rockers
interchangeable with
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the stock rockers on
a small-block Chevy?"
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That's a really tough question.
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(effeminately) Well, if it's too tough for
you, Ms. Buffalo Wings and three sauces...
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I can take that one.
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Luckily I know more
about cars than tools.
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Really?
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No, they're not interchangeable.
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The 151 rocker arm fulcrum-to-tip
distance is greater than a small-block's,
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so it can't be used if you want to
maintain acceptable valve train geometry.
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(bell pings)
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(cheering)
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I'll also be having a cappuccino
bar and assorted sorbets.
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All right, Tim, this
is your question.
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Let's forget the rest of the questions
and go right to the bonus round.
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What bonus round?
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Winner take all. Heidi,
the bonus board, please.
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And what is that?
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It's the Tool Bowl
Super Bonus Screw-off.
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First person to screw those
screws in takes the whole thing.
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I'm game. Great.
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Heidi, my electric
screwdrivers, please.
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Here you are. Pick your weapon.
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Ooh, nice grip. All right.
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I'll just pick mine. Let's see.
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No, no. I'll just take
this one down here.
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All right.
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Your electric screwdriver
has a gas engine?
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Got a problem with that, fella?
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OK, go.
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(powerful motor sound)
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I'm done! I won!
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All right! The champion and
new tool world record holder!
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Come on. You're gonna love this.
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Honey, it is 6:00
in the morning.
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I was really kind of hoping that I
could sleep late on Mother's Day.
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Well, I just finished your gift and
I couldn't wait to show it to you.
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OK.
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Oh, my gosh!
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This is beautiful!
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Wait a minute! You said you were
gonna make me an herb garden.
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Look around. I had the boys
plant something special for you.
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Basil!
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Basil, basil... and more basil.
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Well, I knew it was your favorite
because I read between the lines.
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Tim, I told you
that I liked basil.
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Which is how I'm able
to read between the lines.
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Sit down. Oh. All right.
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Wow! This is really comfortable.
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Oh, honey, this is the
best Mother's Day ever.
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And there's still
so much of it left.
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Don't go to sleep.
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What's this over here?
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Those are Randy's initials.
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Mm-hm.
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And right back here
are their measurements.
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You made this out
of the old swing set!
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What a great idea!
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00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:55,831
But I thought that you said that
you gave it to Little Pete, Pete's son.
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I took it back.
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Hope you gave
him something else.
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Don't worry about that kid.
By the time he's done with me,
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I'll have an amusement
park built in his backyard.
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00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:13,215
I can't believe you did
this. You are so brilliant.
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Well, I saw how upset you were
when I gave away the swing set.
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I guess that seemed
kind of silly, huh? No.
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I have a lot of memories
locked up in this too, you know.
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Time goes by so fast. Yeah.
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Here's something I don't
ever remember seeing before.
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"Tim loves Jill."
When did you do that?
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About 3:30 this morning.
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Happy Mother's Day.
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Here you go, Mom.
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Basil omelet.
Happy Mother's Day.
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That's so sweet of you,
honey. Looks delicious.
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And Mom,
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don't forget your basil
butter with your toast.
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00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:12,608
Basil butter. Well,
that's original.
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If you think that's original,
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wait till you taste your
fresh-squeezed basil juice.
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We also made you coffee.
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Is it green?
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And for dessert,
fresh-baked basil cream pie.
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I should've said
I like diamonds.
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Looks like anything would make
him happy. Happy-go-lucky kid.
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00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,041
No, Pete, he's neither...
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00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:49,845
You're not Pete, are you? No.
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I'm Pete. You'd be Pete.
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You'd be Tim. I'd be Tim.
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And has a compression
strength of 18,000 PSI
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It also provides
a nonrustable...
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machinable finish and...
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00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,695
I'm going to have to start over.
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00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,000
Psst! Hey, Tim!
Is the coast clear?
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00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:16,360
Mom and I have the hot
tub off the hot bed. (laughs)
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00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:20,831
(men) Kill him! Kill him!
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One line! One!
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00:23:29,305 --> 00:24:29,548
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