1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,834 (logo) Three, two, one, oh! 2 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:09,505 - Jill, Jill, look at this stuff. - Excuse me. l'm working here. 3 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:13,034 lt looks like you need a break. Look at this. l was going through... 4 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:15,877 l found some stuff l made in my old shop class. 5 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,610 Huh? 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,720 First year assignment, a tool box. 7 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:25,314 That's good for carrying around lopsided tools. 8 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:27,656 That's real funny, honey. 9 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:31,288 l got this stuff out because l talked to my old shop teacher today. 10 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:32,854 - Mr...? - Leonard. 11 00:00:32,932 --> 00:00:37,801 Leonard. The man who first recognized your unnatural need for more power. 12 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,362 That was Fire Chief O'Malley. 13 00:00:41,908 --> 00:00:44,240 When was the last time you saw Mr. Leonard? 14 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:49,270 Uh... Gotta be 20 years ago. He's in town seeing his niece. He saw me on Tool Time 15 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:51,874 l'd like to meet him. Why don't you invite him over? 16 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:54,886 Did it. He's coming to dinner tomorrow night. 17 00:00:54,954 --> 00:00:57,616 You'll make his favorite - corned beef and cabbage. 18 00:00:57,690 --> 00:01:00,625 What will l be wearing, Your Toolness? 19 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,195 l'm hoping for something in a wood or a metal. 20 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:11,427 - l'll go with that aluminum Miracle bra. - (Tim laughs) 21 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:15,099 You'll love him. Watching him spot-weld would bring tears to your eyes. 22 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:18,941 Yeah. Spot-welding does bring up so many emotions. 23 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:23,005 This is the guy who encouraged me to make this. 24 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,678 - What is that? - lt's a toilet paper dispenser. 25 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:31,957 l would like to see the toilet that that goes with. 26 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:36,462 This isn't an indoor dispenser. This is for TPing the great outdoors. Watch. 27 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:38,360 No. 28 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,290 Clear! 29 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:44,199 Ooh! 30 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:52,074 Use the free code JOINNOW at ���www.playships.eu 31 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:47,862 - Well, how do l look? - Oh, you're so cute. 32 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:51,461 You're trying to impress your teacher. 33 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:57,306 l'm making up for the last impression l made on him, a gash in his forehead. 34 00:02:57,377 --> 00:03:01,006 Mom, promise me you'll never invite one of my teachers to dinner. 35 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:04,880 Dad, do you think if you misbehave, Mr. Leonard's gonna give you a detention? 36 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:09,581 Yes, Brad, that's what he's gonna do. (fake crying) 37 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:12,056 lt wouldn't hurt you to show me a little respect. 38 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:17,358 Well, we always try and show you as little respect as possible. 39 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,522 Sir. 40 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,126 (doorbell rings) 41 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,901 You'd better show my shop teacher some respect. This guy is a tough guy. 42 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:30,204 His handshake could crush a gorilla. 43 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:32,608 l wonder what he's been up to since he retired. 44 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:35,944 l hope he's not working at the zoo. 45 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,317 - Mr. Leonard! - Hey, Tim Taylor. 46 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:43,287 Oh, no handshakes. l'm still getting over that 1 97 1 crush you gave me. 47 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:47,087 - Don't worry about it. How are you? - How you doing? You look great. 48 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,492 Boys, boys, come on, line up. 49 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:53,554 - These are my boys. The youngest, Mark. - Hey, Mark. 50 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:57,125 - Randy. And the older one, Brad. - Randy. Brad, nice to see you. 51 00:03:57,203 --> 00:03:59,262 - My lovely wife, Jill. - Ah. 52 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:02,934 Works a good lathe, but not much of a welder. 53 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:06,339 But l'm great with a fire extinguisher. 54 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:11,112 And you're not bad with a put-down. Nice to meet you. 55 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:15,314 lt is so nice to meet you. Tim has been talking about you for so long. 56 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:18,755 You know, l think he even mentioned you on our honeymoon. 57 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:21,157 - Did you, now? - Mm. 58 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:26,392 What l said was, if Mr. Leonard had built the bed it wouldn't have collapsed. 59 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:33,437 Mr. Leonard. Dad says you're the greatest shop teacher of all time. 60 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:37,272 - You can stop kissing up. l passed you. - All right. Anything to drink? 61 00:04:37,343 --> 00:04:39,903 - Anything cold. - Would you sit down, Mr. Leonard? 62 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:42,243 - Only if you call me Art. - There you go, Art. 63 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:44,840 You can still call me Mr. Leonard. 64 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:50,815 lt is so great to see a mentor and a student reunited again. 65 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:54,451 l used to have an English teacher that affected me the way you did Tim. 66 00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:56,757 Um, Mrs. Holloway. 67 00:04:56,829 --> 00:04:59,730 She introduced me to Shakespeare. Gosh, l loved Macbeth 68 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:04,361 l used to walk around going, ''Out, damned spot! Out, l say!'' 69 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:10,904 Well, enough of your laundry stories. 70 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:15,040 - How'd you like Tool Time? - l loved it, Timmy. 71 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:20,450 l was so shocked when l turned on the tube and there was your ugly kisser. 72 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:25,856 - Surprised l had my own TV show? - No, surprised you're still alive. 73 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:30,589 - l'm telling you, he gave us a lot of scares. - You too? 74 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,598 - You retired. How's that going? - lt stinks. l hate it. 75 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,260 The only good thing is the golf clubs they gave me. 76 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,804 - l never pictured you as a golfer. - l'm not. 77 00:05:38,871 --> 00:05:41,772 l melted them down and made a lamp. 78 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:45,902 - l melt down gifts all the time. - And not always on purpose. 79 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:50,973 Randy. 80 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:52,574 Sir? 81 00:05:55,521 --> 00:06:00,390 l swear to you, it's the truth. l mean, your father is a genuine original. 82 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:03,827 l got another one for you. Even l can't explain this one. 83 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:05,989 He is gluing a table together one time. 84 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:09,592 Somehow a piece of the table gets stuck to his head. 85 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:16,869 There's a mistake l didn't let happen again. 86 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:22,305 - Dad, didn't you do that...? - Here, have a cookie, will you, pal? 87 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:26,512 Boys, it's time for you to go finish your homework. Would you clear your plates? 88 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:29,054 We wanna hear more stories about Timmy. 89 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:34,185 Randy, l got a million of 'em. After you finish your homework l'll tell you more. 90 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:37,388 Brad, don't forget to practice your saxophone. 91 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:41,365 - Mom, why do l have to practice so much? - Because she said so. 92 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:44,403 And because practice makes perfect. 93 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:46,904 You ever heard of Charlie Parker? 94 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:50,968 The guy who played Davy Crockett. 95 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,910 That was Fess Parker. 96 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:00,077 Charlie Parker was one of the greatest saxophonists ever. 97 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,917 My teacher played a record of his. He's really great. 98 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:06,425 That's right. And before he started practicing 1 6 hours a day, 99 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:10,588 he used to sound like a foghorn. Ships used to dock at his front door. 100 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:14,997 - Now, get up there and toot your horn. - All right. Gotcha, Mr. Leonard. 101 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:18,503 - Mr. Leonard, it's great to see you. - Timmy, it's wonderful. 102 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:21,438 lt brings back such memories. (laughs) 103 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:27,002 Do you remember your first semester, the thing with the acetylene torch? 104 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:31,916 Yeah. l burned a little hole in the principal's office wall. 105 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:34,316 You remember his reaction? He was fuming. 106 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,685 Literally. 107 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:40,887 Oh, yeah. He wanted me to take you out of shop class permanently. 108 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:45,363 - The principal wanted me out? - And the school board and the PTA. 109 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:47,865 l think l even got a call from the mayor. 110 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:51,392 And l told them all, ''Thank you. Go stick it in your ear.'' 111 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,268 Why did you stick up for Tim? 112 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:57,901 Because l had never seen a kid with so much enthusiasm before. 113 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:01,674 When l got you to calm down and stop trying to set the principal on fire, 114 00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:04,181 you showed some real talent. 115 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,275 And that's why l told them to shove it. 116 00:08:06,352 --> 00:08:10,186 Because l knew you were gonna be great, and l was right. 117 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:13,020 That's a very moving story. 118 00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:17,426 l mean, the way that you saw Tim's potential early on. 119 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:22,161 That makes me think that l should look up my old English teacher, Mrs. Holloway. 120 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:25,500 (Brad playing saxophone badly) 121 00:08:28,374 --> 00:08:31,172 l think l'll just go close his door. 122 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:35,941 - Why'd you get out of teaching? - Timmy, l had no choice. 123 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:39,143 l put 30 years in the system. They just put me out to pasture. 124 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:41,618 - They let you go? - They said l'd passed my prime. 125 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:42,881 That's crazy. 126 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:45,446 l can weld circles around the kid that replaced me. 127 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,392 They can't replace a legend. This... 128 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,725 Wait a minute. l got a great idea. 129 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:53,765 On Monday's show, l can do a salute to shop class, 130 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,892 you could be my guest star. 131 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:58,095 - Me? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 132 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:00,365 Remember first year we did that tool box? 133 00:09:00,439 --> 00:09:03,033 You could make one of those quick as a wink. 134 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,703 l don't know about quick as a wink with this arthritis. 135 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:08,941 You can do it. l'm sure you can do it. lt will be great. 136 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:13,179 You can show a whole generation of men how to do stuff with their hands. (grunts) 137 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:15,413 What was that? 138 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:22,590 You never heard the grunt. l figured that out in college. 139 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:25,690 You got into college? 140 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:34,564 - Does everybody know what time it is? - Tool Time! 141 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:40,340 That's right. Now, here he is, the star of the show, Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor. Whoo! 142 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:44,042 Thank you, Heidi. Thank you, everybody. Welcome to Tool Time 143 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:47,950 We have a very special guest today - Tim's old shop teacher. 144 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,853 The man that taught me everything l know about tools. 145 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:54,791 And despite that, we're still happy to have him here. 146 00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:58,655 A big Tool Time welcome for the original ''Tool Man'' himself, 147 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:03,225 my old shop teacher Mr. Art Leonard. Come on out here! 148 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:09,072 - Good to have you here. - lt's great to be here. 149 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:13,635 lt's nice to meet someone who knows the trials and tribulations of working with Tim. 150 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,078 Al. Let's... 151 00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:19,709 You know, we could start our own Twelve Step program. 152 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,379 Adult survivors of Tim Taylor. 153 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:27,589 l got a program. How about Al-Be-Gone? Adults who fire Al. 154 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:31,494 Boys, do we really have to review shop rules? 155 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,032 Sorry, Mr. Leonard. 156 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:39,060 Our first project is a tool box. lt's a perfect project for young tool men out there, 157 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:44,474 and for us veterans, it's a... it's a warm look back at a kinder, gentler tool America. 158 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:48,843 - That was very moving, Tim. - You guys ever stop yapping? 159 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:50,848 Sorry, Mr Leonard. 160 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:53,350 Just a minute, we have a little surprise for you. 161 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:57,446 l've invited some of your old shop students down to do a cut with the master. 162 00:10:57,523 --> 00:11:02,460 Heidi, bring out Mr. Leonard's old shop students, please. 163 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:09,261 For Pete's sake. Frankie, my best student. You sure churned out a lot of ashtrays. 164 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,826 Thank you. They came in handy. 165 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:18,471 Hey, remember me, Mr. Leonard? Larry Lindover. 166 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:21,445 Larry! Great attitude, bad hands. 167 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:26,615 - What are you up to these days? - l'm a neurosurgeon. 168 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,284 And you are, uh...? 169 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,290 - Benny Barony. - The reason l almost quit teaching. 170 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:36,192 You remember. Hey. What happened to the hand-crusher? 171 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:39,720 l got a little arthritis in there. Hey, don't you owe me a birdhouse? 172 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:45,260 l had a lot of extra homework. Uh, l'll have it for you Tuesday. 173 00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:48,135 Mr. Leonard, l actually won a prize with my birdhouse. 174 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,198 Good. 175 00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:58,208 Here's $ 20. Make me a birdhouse by Tuesday? 176 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:01,282 All right. Let's get right to our project. 177 00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:04,754 We've marked our designated areas off on our 24-gauge steel. 178 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:07,384 - Now it's time to make our cuts. Ready? - OK. 179 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,190 l'm gonna hand over my tin snips to a higher authority. 180 00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:13,425 Thank you, Tim. Gentlemen, the important thing to remember 181 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,933 is to cut the notches to their proper depth. 182 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:20,301 Marv, would you bring the camera in here? Let's watch the master make his first cut. 183 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:23,671 Now, it's thin metal, so the cut'll be very easy. 184 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:28,009 Well, actually it's 24-gauge metal, so it won't be that easy. 185 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,878 - You want me to help you with that? - No, thank you. 186 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,077 Dammit! 187 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:36,451 l'll make the cut and you tell everyone how we'll bend our notches. 188 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:40,515 l'll tell you what. Since l'm running this class l'll do the cutting, OK? 189 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,187 You have students that could do the cutting, sir. 190 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:46,891 Who? Frankie ''The Lung'' or Dr. Butterfingers? 191 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,127 No, thank you. 192 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:54,665 - Let's make that first cut... - Hey! l was doing the cutting. 193 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,937 Don't you ever take a tool away from me! 194 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:05,339 W-w-we'll be right back with a warm look at a kinder, gentler tool America 195 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,614 after these words from Binford Tools. 196 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:15,451 - Mr. Leonard... - Don't you tell me what l can and can't do! 197 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:20,227 l don't need some punk kid with a stupid TV show telling me that l can't cut metal! 198 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:26,636 - l just didn't want you to be embarrassed. - Little late for that now, isn't it? 199 00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:36,712 l wonder if l'm off the hook for the birdhouse. 200 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:44,451 Um, it was great to talk to you. Thank you for calling me back. Goodbye. 201 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:46,150 Hi. 202 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,053 Hi. 203 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,118 - What's the matter? - l called my favorite teacher. 204 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:55,156 All she wanted to talk about was her favorite student, Robin. 205 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:58,533 Problems with your favorite teacher? See Mr. Leonard on my show? 206 00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:00,936 What was the deal with him? 207 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:05,801 l broke the cardinal rule with men. l offered help to a man that didn't want any. 208 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,073 - He seemed to need it. - That didn't matter. 209 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:11,014 By offering him help, it made him feel like less of a man. 210 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:16,043 Wait. You're trying to tell me that if you saw a guy trapped underneath a boulder 211 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:21,252 and he didn't ask for your help you wouldn't move the boulder? 212 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,851 That is insane. 213 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:27,365 lf l moved the boulder the guy would feel like half a man. 214 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:31,836 lf you didn't move the boulder the guy would be half a man. 215 00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,736 But that half would thank me. 216 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,674 And men say that women are illogical and irrational? 217 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:43,203 They are, but what does that have to do with this? 218 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,842 - Forget it. - l tried to talk to him after Tool Time 219 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:49,979 He wouldn't even talk to me. Just packed everything up and went back to Toledo. 220 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:53,320 - (phone rings) - Maybe that's him. 221 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,859 Mr. Leonard? 222 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,487 No. Hi. Yes, she is. 223 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,963 Yes, l'm sure she does. Hold on. 224 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:03,229 lt's Mrs. Hiawatha, or whatever her name is. 225 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:06,465 Mrs. Holloway? l'm kinda glad she called me back. 226 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:09,598 She wants Robin's phone number. 227 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:20,151 - Hey, Wilson. Let me ask you a question. - Sure. 228 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,756 lf a boulder fell on you, would you ask me for help? 229 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:30,326 Well, that depends. Are you the reason the boulder fell on me? 230 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:35,396 - That doesn't matter. - Well, it does to me. l'm under the boulder. 231 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:39,403 Let's say it's my fault. Wouldn't you be too proud to ask for my help? 232 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:43,737 - Why would l be too proud? - 'Cause you're... 'cause you're a man. 233 00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:48,644 Well, l guess that would depend on what part of me was crushed by the boulder. 234 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:53,617 - Tim, are you speaking metaphorically? - No, l'm just making a comparison. 235 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,551 Hm. 236 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,221 Hm. 237 00:15:57,289 --> 00:16:01,783 Let's say you couldn't use your hands real well anymore and l tried to help you out. 238 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:05,990 - You'd feel like you had no dignity left. - ''Boulderdash.'' 239 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:09,728 Well, it would if you were a tool man like my old shop teacher and me. 240 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:16,002 - We lose our hands, we lose everything. - There's more to a man than his hands. 241 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,100 You have to look at his gestalt. 242 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:22,637 That's a good way to get a black eye in a locker room. 243 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,783 No, no, no, Tim. 244 00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,718 ''Gestalt'' is a psychological term 245 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,689 meaning that the whole is more than the sum of the parts. 246 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:36,421 Take you for an example. You're a lot more than just Tim The Tool Man. 247 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,430 Yeah, but you know for guys what we do is who we are. 248 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:44,162 Well, sometimes society pressures men to define themselves in terms of their work. 249 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:47,171 l don't feel any pressure. l like being Tim The Tool Man. 250 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:51,505 Yeah. What happens when you're no longer able to be Tim The Tool Man? 251 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,568 (whimpers) Ho-ho-ho? 252 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:58,041 That'd be horrible. l'd feel useless. l wouldn't be myself. 253 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:05,080 Tim, you are also a great husband. You're a great father. You're a great neighbor. 254 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:10,595 l think you might find your true happiness lies in being Tim the man. 255 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,493 That's a good point. l like that one. 256 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:15,624 Would you drive to Toledo and tell my old shop teacher that? 257 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:19,660 l think it would have more meaning coming from you, even though l enjoy Toledo. 258 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:23,367 They say it used to be the glass capital of the world. 259 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:27,003 Well, if l'm going l'd better get my glass in gear. 260 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,377 - (knock on door) - Yeah? 261 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,387 What are you doing here? 262 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,655 l came to ask a question. What did l do wrong? 263 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,356 Was it the measurements or the spot-welds? 264 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,331 Now, let me get this straight. 265 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,594 You drove an hour and a half to ask me 266 00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:53,195 why a tool box you made 20 years ago is a piece of crap? 267 00:17:55,908 --> 00:18:02,108 Three hours. lt would've been an hour and a half had you a porch light that worked. 268 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,678 What do you want? 269 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,709 l wanna talk about what happened on Tool Time 270 00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:12,723 - Boy, l must've looked like a real jerk. - You didn't look like a jerk. 271 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:16,852 Yeah, but you were right, Timmy. l can't do it anymore. l've been trying all day. 272 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,729 My brain tells me l can do it, but my hands just won't work. 273 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:26,830 l have the opposite problem. My hands can do it. lt's my brain that won't work. 274 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,238 When l was in high school and played football 275 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:33,107 l used to catch anything that came near me. 276 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:36,147 Now l can't even cut a piece of stupid metal. 277 00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:38,706 You're more than a set of hands. 278 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,151 Timmy, l was a shop teacher. What do you think l taught with? 279 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,485 How about look at the big picture? 280 00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:50,893 You know, if a boulder falls on you, society likes to pour ge-salt on your wounds. 281 00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,266 What are you talking about? 282 00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:03,807 - You weren't good because of your hands. - Oh, don't start that garbage again. 283 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,605 Look, Mr... Look, Art. 284 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:08,771 You were a good teacher 'cause you stood up for guys like me. 285 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:11,475 You made all of us think that we could do something. 286 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:12,676 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 287 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:16,209 Listen, when l called all those guys to be on Tool Time. they lined up. 288 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:20,657 A lot of guys wanted to do this because you made an impression on them. 289 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,524 - Really? - Yeah. And you're the same guy. 290 00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:27,691 Look at Brad. The Charlie Parker story? He won't leave the saxophone alone now. 291 00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:30,929 - That old chestnut worked again? - Just like it worked on me. 292 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,801 But l believe it was A.J. Foyt for me, right? 293 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:39,868 lt's been a lot of people over the years. Tommy Lasorda, Mahatma Gandhi... 294 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:43,642 Two guys with very different eating habits. 295 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,954 Will you tell me how l ever passed you? 296 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,586 - lt's not that bad. - You tried to eyeball that, didn't you? 297 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,653 Maybe. 298 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:05,059 - These spot-welds show promise. - That is a spot-welding disaster. 299 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:09,471 - You're starting to rile me up. - Maybe if l rile you up, you'll do it properly. 300 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:14,205 l got a piece of sheet metal over here that's already etched. Let's see if you can do one. 301 00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:15,268 Right. 302 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:20,478 This time we do it. Let's make a solenoid- operated top so it pops up when you... 303 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:24,648 Come on, for Pete's sake. You don't have to improve everything, for Pete's sake. 304 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:28,124 - All right. - Just concentrate on what you're doing. 305 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:32,027 - First cut. - That's it. Now, keep your hands steady. 306 00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:36,056 Cut it to the proper depth. There you go. 307 00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,961 That's it. OK. Now, steady. 308 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,767 (Brad playing ''When the Saints Go Marching In'' badly) 309 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,315 Brad! 310 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:59,323 Um, why don't you take a break and watch some TV? 311 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,723 (continues playing) 312 00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,284 Would you like to have a snack? 313 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,129 You can have junk food! 314 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,998 How about taking the car out for a spin? 315 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:16,063 (stops playing) 316 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,270 (Brad) Can l? 317 00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:21,509 No. 318 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,775 Will you just take a break, please? 319 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:26,010 Sure, Mom. 320 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,585 - Hi. - Hi. How'd it go with Mr. Leonard? 321 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,488 - Patched everything up. - Good. 322 00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:35,822 Plus l got a chance... 323 00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:37,862 to make this. 324 00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:39,294 Wow! 325 00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:41,423 This is great. 326 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:46,995 But l thought you said Mr. Leonard couldn't cut metal anymore. Who did this? 327 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:51,201 l did, Ms. Sarcastic Pants. 328 00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:55,508 With the greatest shop teacher in the world helping me. 329 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:58,378 lt looks great. lt looks like you made no mistakes. 330 00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,714 Well, there was a slight accident. 331 00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:03,380 Oh, no. Did you blow up that lovely old man? 332 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,617 Just most of his garage and half the block. 333 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,752 Just kidding. 334 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,854 - l had enough time to make this, though. - What is that? 335 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:16,731 lt's an indoor toilet paper dispenser. 336 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,963 - Clap. - Uhh. 337 00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,268 Yes! 338 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,689 - Clap. - Uhh. 339 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:44,690 Yes! 340 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:52,030 And now you just...' 341 00:22:53,305 --> 00:23:53,215 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today