1 00:00:01,368 --> 00:00:04,201 Welcome back to Bachelor Week right here on Tool Time 2 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:07,433 lf you remember, yesterday Tim showed us how to shave in the car 3 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:09,805 when you're running behind. 4 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:17,878 Today, it's Al's turn, with a look at the rough-and-tumble world of... 5 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:22,047 lroning. Now, ironing used to be a woman's domain. But not these days. 6 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:24,181 Because they won't do it for us anymore. 7 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:27,454 More importantly, a man should know how to do his own ironing. 8 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:30,018 Now, l think of an iron as just another tool. 9 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:32,690 You can even hang it from your tool belt. 10 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:38,398 But you don't want to plug it in, 'cause there are things you don't want ironed. 11 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:41,065 Historically, men have been ironing for ages. 12 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:44,474 The first irons were made of iron heated by fire. 13 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,944 This iron here was developed to be heated by coal. 14 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:52,212 Then came the nine irons, your tire irons, and my personal favorite, 15 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:54,014 your Jeremy lrons. 16 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:57,056 He's so wonderful. 17 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:59,284 All right. Let's get to ironing technique. 18 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:03,796 l start with the sleeve and move on to the body of the shirt. Marv, if you come in here. 19 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:07,697 l also like to start with a light spray from my mist button. 20 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:10,793 Let me show you how the pros do it. l mean the European tailors, 21 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:12,838 Chinese tailors, Hong Kong tailors. 22 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,170 Tim Taylors. 23 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:18,210 We use the old gravity-feed professional iron. 24 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,610 Yeah. 25 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:26,149 1 ,000 watts, 1 20 volts, 2 75 degrees. 26 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:28,380 (grunts) 27 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:32,887 l like a little starch in my shirt, so l'll starch her up. 28 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,723 Actually, Tim, too much starch can irritate the skin. 29 00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:38,593 Yeah. Too much Al can irritate Tim. 30 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:43,158 lf you iron like Al, it'll take forever. 31 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:46,728 European way, professional way, do it quick. 32 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:49,138 Steam going there. 33 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:57,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 34 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:03,019 And there you go. 35 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,671 (Brad) My life is over. 36 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:03,511 Randy, l've got a pimple. 37 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:08,076 l don't see anything. 38 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:11,282 lt's one of those under-the-skin ones. 39 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:14,892 lt's gonna come out tomorrow. 40 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:19,296 Well, maybe we can throw it a coming-out party. 41 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:23,895 lnvite all the other pimples in the neighborhood. 42 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:28,407 Randy, you don't understand. Tomorrow night's my date with Jessica Lutz. 43 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:30,203 What am l gonna do? 44 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:34,440 Send her fries and a chocolate bar, hope she breaks out too. 45 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:36,842 Hey, guys. 46 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:41,683 Hey, Dad. l got a pimple on my nose, and l got a date with Jessica Lutz. 47 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:46,020 Come on. lf she's a real woman, she's not gonna notice a little zit on your nose. 48 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:50,290 - She's a 1 4-year-old girl. - You're in trouble. Big, big trouble. 49 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,160 What works for me is a hot compress, 50 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:56,965 you bring the zit to the surface, you pop it, ding dong, the zit is dead. 51 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:59,766 Cool! Come on, Randy, let's go soak my pimple. 52 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:03,570 Brad, l'm looking for a hobby, but that's not it. 53 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,140 Hi, sweetie. 54 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:09,442 - Hey, baby. - Hi. 55 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:12,746 - You're a little late. - l took my teacher Judith out for coffee. 56 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:18,519 Great move! That'll guarantee you a C, but if you want the A, you gotta give cash. 57 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:22,721 That's not why l'm doing it. l really like her. 58 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:27,164 Great. Anyway, l'm doing the hot rod. l got the dash panel up. Wanna take a look? 59 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:30,930 l just hate knowing that Judith's going home to an empty house, though. 60 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:34,872 A wonderful woman like that should not be alone. 61 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,406 You know who would be perfect for her? 62 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:40,537 Wilson. 63 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:44,640 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, no! You keep your filthy little mitts off Wilson. 64 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:48,050 Admit it, l'm on a roll. l'm the one who set up Al and llene. 65 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:53,252 You could have set Al up with a mop with a wig on, he would've been happy. 66 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:58,389 Matter of fact, l think you did. They went to Chicago. He had a great time with her. 67 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:01,865 - Wilson is lonely. - l think he likes being alone. 68 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:04,801 You can't set Wilson up with some woman off the street. 69 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:09,399 She's not just some woman off the street. She's faced incredible adversity. 70 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:14,344 Her husband left her with two children and no money when she was 24 years old. 71 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:19,147 - She still managed to get a Ph.D. - Like that's hard to do. 72 00:05:20,219 --> 00:05:23,916 - What exactly is your problem here? - What do you know about this woman? 73 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,424 Ph.D., kids - what about the important things? 74 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,926 What kind of car does she drive? 75 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:31,726 l don't know. Some sort of station wagon. 76 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:34,767 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 77 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:38,235 l dated a station wagon once. lt was a nightmare. 78 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:41,865 Tim, l'm setting her up with Wilson, not with you. 79 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:45,502 Well, if she's lonely, have her get her own Wilson. 80 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:47,512 Aha! 81 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,639 l see what's going on here. 82 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:52,480 You're afraid that if Wilson spends time with Judith, 83 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:55,521 he's not gonna have any time for you. 84 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:02,154 lf they got married and went on honeymoon, who would l talk to? 85 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:05,459 lt could be a very difficult week for me. 86 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:11,901 Well, that's true, because then we'd have to talk, 87 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:16,840 and that would be a very difficult week for me. 88 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:23,508 Hey, Wilson. 89 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:28,111 - Well, hi-ho, neighborette. - What are you doing? 90 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:33,420 Hanging replicas of ancient clay bells from Crete. They're to attract friendly spirits. 91 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:37,486 - What do you know? Here l am. - (Wilson chuckles) 92 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,361 l know we're supposed to come to you for dinner tomorrow, 93 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:43,095 but l was wondering if you'd come to ours instead. 94 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:45,000 Well, l do appreciate the invite, 95 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:49,167 but l've already made the koftas for my Malai Kofta curry. 96 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:55,036 l just wanted to introduce you to this professor that l really like. 97 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:58,914 l have a cornucopia of koftas. Why doesn't the good professor come to my place? 98 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:03,820 That would be great! You are really gonna like her, Wilson. 99 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:08,960 Her? 100 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:11,793 Yeah. She is incredible. 101 00:07:11,864 --> 00:07:15,265 She's funny, and smart, extremely attractive, 102 00:07:15,334 --> 00:07:17,359 and extremely available. 103 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,270 Jill, this wouldn't by any chance be a setup, would it? 104 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:25,470 A setup? No. No, no, no. Definitely not a setup. 105 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:28,309 Well, l guess it'd be OK, as long as there's no pressure. 106 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:31,077 - Absolutely none. - Good. 107 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,977 You might wanna wear those gray slacks 108 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:36,783 and that blue sweater that brings out the blue in your eyes. 109 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:41,759 And you should puff up your hair, 'cause you get that hat-head thing. 110 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:47,325 Thanks, Dad. 111 00:07:57,743 --> 00:08:02,703 Because of your hot compress idea, my zit is the size of a tomato. 112 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:08,109 l knew it'd bring the blood to the surface. l didn't think it'd make a home there. 113 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:11,719 Little kids will come up to me and think that l'm a clown. 114 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:15,283 Come on, Brad, get over it. They're not gonna do that. 115 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:20,128 Just in case, maybe you should practice making those little balloon animals. 116 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:24,761 This is a nightmare. l'm going out with Jessica in a half an hour. 117 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,897 OK. This problem needs a woman's touch. 118 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:29,999 Brad? 119 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:32,169 Wake up to makeup. 120 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:36,309 No, no. l am not wearing makeup. 121 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:39,579 lf l were you, l'd be open to suggestions. 122 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:45,052 Rudolph. 123 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:52,797 (Wilson) Welcome, Taylors! My, my, my, what a lovely bromeliad. 124 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:55,163 Wilson, l'm sorry Jill roped you into this. 125 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:58,135 l did not rope him into this. He's excited. Aren't you? 126 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:02,538 Well, actually, l'm quite nervous. l haven't really dated in 20 years. 127 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:05,577 - Well, l can give you some pointers. - Oh, great. 128 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:11,743 This from the man who, on our first date, brought me a bouquet of spark plugs. 129 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:16,413 When you're dating a woman, they like to hear stories that tell how sensitive you are. 130 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:20,687 l knocked Jill out with this one where l saved a kitty-cat drowning. Remember? 131 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,524 You said it was an old lady. 132 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:27,498 Kitty-cat, old lady. You married me, didn't you? 133 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,695 Don't listen to him. Just be yourself. 134 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:34,035 You know, tell her about all that interesting stuff that you do. 135 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:36,904 Well, maybe l could tell her of the time l was in lndia 136 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:42,608 and danced naked while my body was pierced by the swords of Siva. 137 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:46,744 Then again, you don't want to reveal too much on your first date. 138 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:51,078 (gong and panpipe doorbell) 139 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:57,787 - OK, l'll get it. - (Wilson groans) 140 00:09:57,863 --> 00:09:59,694 Oh, my. 141 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,028 Are you OK? 142 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:06,231 Actually, l'm experiencing extreme diaphoresis. 143 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:10,501 l'm sweating like a pig. 144 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:14,137 - Thank you. - Judith, this is my husband, Tim. 145 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:16,647 - Hello, Judith. - Nice to meet you. 146 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:21,346 How's Jill at school? Does she follow directions? Work and play with others? 147 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:25,652 Yes, but she gets a little rambunctious during nap time. 148 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,187 You should see her at home. Whoa! 149 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:35,025 And this is Wilson. 150 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,092 - Well, nice to meet you. - You too. 151 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:40,332 Jill has told me so much about you. lt's all been great. 152 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:43,569 - Well, l am flattered. - But she didn't tell me your last name. 153 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:47,010 - lt's Wilson. - l thought that was your first name. 154 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:49,843 Wilson is my first name. 155 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:58,984 lt's not that unusual. l'm actually Tim Tim. This is Jill Jill. 156 00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:02,027 Sorry sorry. 157 00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:04,528 - Would you like some white wine? - Yes, please. 158 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,656 - l'll give you a hand. - Sure. 159 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:09,166 This is a very interesting house, Wilson. 160 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:12,068 Or should l call you ''Wilson''? 161 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:19,270 Judith, in addition to being my professor, mentor, friend, is also a renowned author. 162 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,371 Hardly renowned. My book sold about four copies. 163 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,882 Two of which were to my children. 164 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:29,512 l wrote a book once. How To Maintain Your Bench Grinder 165 00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:34,922 - That sold no copies. - lt was probably more exciting than mine. 166 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:39,021 lt was called The Psychophysiological Indices of Amorous Connections 167 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,965 Among Termites of the Southwest 168 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:48,273 - How did you know that? - Because l have read it. lt is wonderful! 169 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:53,869 l mean, it's practically the Bible for anyone interested in the mating pattern of insects. 170 00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:56,278 All two of you. 171 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:02,354 You see, l am quite the devotee of what l humorously term ''insexuality.'' 172 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,787 (Judith laughs) 173 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:08,588 - l can't believe you actually read my book. - l've got it here, l'll show you. 174 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,686 We'll have to talk insects over dinner. 175 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:15,257 Yeah. 'Cause usually over here we eat insects for dinner. 176 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:17,734 (Wilson) Here it is. 177 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:23,838 You even dog-eared the pages. Now it's my turn to be flattered. 178 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,900 (Wilson chuckles) 179 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:31,778 l gotta start a dating service. 180 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,614 # You made me love you l didn't want to do it 181 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:42,388 # l didn't want to do it 182 00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:46,124 # You made me want you And all the time you knew it 183 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:48,758 # You know you really knew it 184 00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:52,270 You're darn right... (sings) l knew it. 185 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,898 - Well, hi-ho, Tim. - Hi, there, Wilson. 186 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:57,340 l haven't seen much of you in a couple of weeks. 187 00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:59,809 l've been spending a lot of time with Judith. 188 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:04,009 As a matter of fact, l'm sculpting her bust right now. 189 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:11,280 - So things are going pretty good, huh? - They are incredible. 190 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:15,225 As the Japanese would say, Judith has become my aijin 191 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,819 - l don't follow. - Well, as they'd say in Tanzania, 192 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:21,060 Judith has become my rafiki yangu mpenzi 193 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,264 ln America, near Detroit, what would they say? 194 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:29,796 They'd say l am crazy about her. 195 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:34,107 l'd love to chat, but l have to make dinner. l promised Judith something romantic. 196 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,080 - Oysters? - No, l'm making haggis. 197 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:39,413 lt's a sheep's stomach served dumpling-style. 198 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:42,844 Mmm. 199 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,261 - Hey! - Hi, sweetie. 200 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:55,596 Great news. Wilson is making Judith's breasts out of clay. 201 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,930 What? 202 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,937 You were right about them. He's crazy about her. 203 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,700 Oh, no. 204 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:06,535 What do you mean, ''Oh, no''? This is what you wanted. 205 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:10,309 l just talked to Judith. She's having doubts about the relationship. 206 00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,748 Oh, no. 207 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:17,779 Judith says that Wilson has a problem with intimacy. 208 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,846 Oh! 209 00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:21,688 So he can't... Oh. Oh, God. Oh! 210 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,153 Oh! 211 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,323 Well... Oh, honey! 212 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:30,266 l mean, l would have never known. He wouldn't talk about something like that. 213 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:35,239 No wonder he's got all this... Probably an old war injury or something. 214 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:39,437 Not that kind of intimacy! l'm talking about emotional intimacy. 215 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:43,208 Thank God it's nothing important. Whoo! 216 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,012 He doesn't share his feelings. 217 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:50,715 She's spent the last two weeks with him and she doesn't know who he is. 218 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:54,281 l've spent the last 1 5 years with him, and l don't know who he is. 219 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,952 lt doesn't hurt our relationship. 220 00:14:56,028 --> 00:15:00,727 She wants more from the relationship. She wants to go to the next level. 221 00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:06,431 What is it with women and the ''next level''? What's wrong with the level we're on? 222 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:10,464 Just take the elevator and leave us the heck alone. Hm? 223 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:14,069 Every time she asks him about himself, all he does is intellectualize 224 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:15,841 or say something weird. 225 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:20,750 He always says something weird. That's what makes Wilson Wilson Wilson. 226 00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:29,085 You should talk to him. You're the only one who can get through to him. 227 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:32,653 l'm supposed to go talk to that man about emotions and intimacy? 228 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:35,359 Granted, you're not the obvious choice. 229 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,732 Desperate times call for desperate measures. 230 00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:41,671 lf he doesn't open up to her, he is gonna lose her. 231 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,603 (grunting) OK, moving to the next level. 232 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:51,542 - Wilson, you home? - l'm in the kitchen, Tim, making haggis. 233 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,982 Hey. (snis) 234 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,816 You know, that stuff doesn't smell half-bad. 235 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,789 - Pretty excited about having Judith over? - Yes, indeed. 236 00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:00,916 - You really like her? - Oh, yes. 237 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:05,521 - Oh, no. Oh. - ls there something you want to tell me? 238 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:08,395 No, there's something Jill wants me to tell you. 239 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,866 Uh... 240 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:12,165 Judith is having a problem. 241 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:15,934 - What kind of a problem? ls she all right? - Oh, she's fine. 242 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,306 The problem is with you. 243 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,178 l don't understand. Things were going so well. 244 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:24,408 We made plans to go to the Megalesia Festival 245 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,816 to commemorate the end of the Punic War. 246 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:34,722 She... She says that... She told Jill that she doesn't even think she knows you. 247 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:38,923 That every time she tries to get you to open up you just say something intellectual. 248 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,024 My, my, my. l must be displaying the symptomatic behavior 249 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,501 of the classic male emotional distancer, 250 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,300 precipitating her to overfunction in the relationship, 251 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:50,706 therefore causing deep-seated resentment. 252 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:53,370 So knock it off. 253 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:56,642 Tim, l don't take easily to personal or emotional revelation. 254 00:16:56,715 --> 00:17:02,017 No guy does. Opening up emotionally is just a horrible thing women make us do. 255 00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:05,750 Well, Tim, l'm just not sure that l can do that. 256 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:16,599 Yes, you can. Just use the word ''feel'' more. 257 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:20,126 You know, like, ''l feel hungry.'' ''l feel tired.'' 258 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:23,299 ''l feel big.'' ''l feel small.'' ''l feel bloated.'' 259 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,843 Tim, l think that Judith and l weren't meant to be. 260 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:30,439 To be or not to be, that is not the question. 261 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,218 You've got to learn how to open up to this woman, 262 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:38,689 otherwise you're gonna be all by yourself at that milk of magnesia festival. 263 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:48,794 - So, are you enjoying your haggis? - lt's very tender. What's in this? 264 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:52,098 That is sheep's liver and other assorted organs. 265 00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:54,503 lt's very filling. 266 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,140 These are lovely candles. 267 00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:01,775 Well, thank you. 268 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,839 l've always found it fascinating how a candle burns. 269 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,886 The hot flame moves downward, thus melting the wax, 270 00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:12,890 which rises through the wick through capillary action... 271 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,756 Oh, boy, that was dull. 272 00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:19,292 Wilson, l think we should talk. 273 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:23,860 l know what you're gonna say, Judith. l haven't been very open to you. 274 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,269 l don't understand why a man who can talk brilliantly about anything 275 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:31,275 can't tell me about the one thing l really want to know. 276 00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:35,370 Well, my family never really talked much about personal matters. 277 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,712 Especially my father, Wilson Wilson Sr. 278 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,915 What was he like? 279 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:48,983 He was a scientist who didn't put too much stock in emotions. 280 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:52,121 Must have been very difficult to grow up with a man like that. 281 00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:53,960 lt was. 282 00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:56,626 You know, l loved my father. 283 00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:59,967 lt always hurt me when he kept me at a distance. 284 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:03,966 And the last thing l ever wanted was to be like him. 285 00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:08,069 But you're not. You believe that feelings matter. 286 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:14,214 l know that, because l see the way you care about mine. 287 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:21,051 You know, Judith... 288 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:26,190 l've never been open with a woman since my wife died. 289 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,995 But l would really like to try with you. 290 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:32,229 l'd like that too. 291 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:41,439 Well, maybe we can talk about it tomorrow at the Megalesia Festival. 292 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,243 lf you still want to go. 293 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:48,753 l wouldn't want to celebrate the end of the Punic War with anyone else. 294 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:53,917 Even though l have absolutely no idea what the Punic War was. 295 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:57,450 Well, actually, it's fascinating. lt was when Rome saved itself by... 296 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,054 Oh, who the hell cares? They'll have beer. 297 00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:08,638 You know, Judith, not to bore you with more facts... 298 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:19,282 but primitive man believed that the air he breathed had magic powers. 299 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:22,218 l'm not bored. 300 00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:28,851 And when a man and a woman kissed, it was as if their souls were mingling. 301 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:05,425 Oh, look, Mark. lt's the sister we've always wanted. 302 00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:09,091 Hello, Bradina. 303 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:12,728 Laugh all you want. But l've been going out with Jessica for two weeks, 304 00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:15,272 and she hasn't noticed one zit. 305 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:20,243 Yeah, but that doesn't explain the lipstick and the mascara. 306 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:25,046 l dumped out all Mom's makeup. Which do you think covers my zits better? 307 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,052 Bashful Beige or Nearly Nude? 308 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,388 This is too weird. 309 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,754 - (doorbell) - l got it! 310 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,185 Hi. ls Brad here? 311 00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:41,198 Yeah. He's in the kitchen, putting on his makeup. 312 00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:49,070 Hey, Brad. 313 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:56,308 Hey, Jessica! What are you doing here? 314 00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:59,714 l, um... l just thought maybe we could go to practice together. 315 00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,013 Well, um... 316 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:05,318 Brad, are you trying to cover up that zit on your chin? 317 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:11,729 Oh, man. l knew l should have gone with Bashful Beige. 318 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:19,337 No. No, l think that Bashful Beige is too dark for you. 319 00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:24,000 You'd look better in Posy Pink. 320 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:27,273 l think l have that. 321 00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:34,242 All right. Now, guys, you need to remember to apply it gently and blend thoroughly, 322 00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:38,756 because you always want that natural boy-next-door look. 323 00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:46,725 There you go. Good job. 324 00:22:47,305 --> 00:23:47,446 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/46cqm Help other users to choose the best subtitles