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Hi, guys! Hey, Mom.

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OK, clear off the refrigerator

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for the "A" I got
on my Psych test.

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I thought you said
grades didn't matter.

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Yeah, I thought you said the
important thing was learning.

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I was wrong.

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Now, both of you
go up and study.

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I want your grades
as good as mine.

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But you also said that in this family
we shouldn't compete with each other.

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I was wrong again.

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Hi. Oh, hi, honey.

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Notice anything different
on the refrigerator?

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Someone took down the
coupon for a free lube job.

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No! I got an "A" on
my Psychology test.

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You didn't throw away
the coupon, did you?

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Here is your stupid coupon.

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Hey, Randy. Hey, Dad.

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When is Michelle coming
over? Any minute now.

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I hope her dad gets here quick.

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Old Bert's gonna help me put on the
independent suspension on the hot rod.

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Oh, well, that's good, because a
dependent suspension can be so needy.

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In my Psychology class that
would've gotten a huge laugh.

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And yet here in
the kitchen - death.

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Here.

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So, you and Michelle have been
seeing a lot of each other lately.

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I guess.

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I think she really likes
you. What do you think?

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I think I don't want to talk
about this with my mother.

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Oh, come on!

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Sorry, Mom. I'm past the age where
you give me a cookie and I spill my guts.

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I loved those days.
Hey, look, look, look.

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I've got chocolate
chocolate chip.

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Give it up, Mom.

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Well, at least I
still have Mark.

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Oh, hey, honey.
You want a cookie?

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Forget it. I'm not
spilling my guts.

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You think your mom's weird?
My mom was driving the car pool,

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she started singing this
weird song: "Do Wah Diddy."

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Yeah. Must've been from when
she was a teenager in the 30s.

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That's nothing. Remember
at the seventh grade dance

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the chaperone who started
doing the Funky Chicken

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with the principal?

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Oh, man! You got the
Funky Chicken mom?

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♪ There he goes just
a-walking down the street

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♪ Singing do wah
diddy diddy dum diddy do

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Your mom is weirder.

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♪ Snapping his fingers
and shuffling his feet

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♪ Singing do wah
diddy diddy dum diddy do

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Hey, Mom. ♪ He looked good

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Mom! What?

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We're gonna head
on over to the mall.

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You want a ride?

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No, thanks. We can "do
wah diddy" without one.

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So, did you decide
on an engine yet?

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Are you gonna go with a big
block? No. I decided on a flat head.

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Flat head? Taylor,
you are an animal.

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Just as I have you
pegged as a big-block guy,

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you surprise me
with a flat head.

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Well, I like to keep
you on your toes, Bert.

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Usually you're
dropping things on 'em.

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Don't quit your day job, OK?

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Let's do the rack and pinion, then
try to get to the brakes if you can.

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OK. I'm really glad
we're doing this today.

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You like hanging with
the "Tool Man," huh?

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Yeah, especially when my
in-laws are visiting. Been there.

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Dana, she really gets crazy
when her parents are around.

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Not as crazy as my wife, boy!

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When her parents come
to visit, she's a psycho.

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They're not running
on all cylinders.

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They're, like, a couple pistons shy
of a V-8, if you know what I mean.

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What do you mean, Tim?

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Huh? Honey, I'm... Bert was telling
me about how crazy his wife was,

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and I wanted to make
him feel a little better.

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So I made up stories about your
wonderful, understanding, lovely parents.

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I'm sure Bert didn't
say his wife was crazy.

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Yes, I did.

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Dana, she's a total nut case
when her parents are around.

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She spends the whole time
trying to make her daddy happy.

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Whoa! Do I sense
a little hostility there?

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Well, she lets him
run her entire life.

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He's a vet. So she became a vet.

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Yeah? What branch?
Army, Navy, what?

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Animal.

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You know, Bert, I was just
reading something about this.

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Maybe your wife hasn't
individuated from her father.

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Individuated?

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No, no, no, no, no! Time out.

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Honey, I've told you a million times,
psychology has no place in the garage,

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just like a car does not
belong on a shrink's couch. OK?

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Unless the car is in denial

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and has a big block
to work through.

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That would've killed
in Psychology class.

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And yet here in
the garage - death.

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Can we get back to this
individuated thing? What is that?

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It's a two-hour discussion
that'll suck the life out of ya.

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It's an over-attachment
to one's parents

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that continues
through adulthood.

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Here we go.

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Was your wife an only
child, by any chance?

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Yeah. As a matter
of fact, she is.

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Well, then, could
be a classic case.

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Really? Yeah.

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You know, if this is a
problem in your relationship,

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you really should talk
with your wife about it.

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I don't know. I've
brought it up before,

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and every time it
ends up in a big fight.

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Maybe I should just
leave well enough alone.

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That's good advice
for anyone, Jill.

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Avoidance is never a good idea.

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Really?

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Maybe we should
talk more about this.

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Sure. You want a cookie?

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Is something wrong? Yeah.

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You know how I used to
be so cool in junior high?

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No.

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Well, I was.

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But now that I'm in
high school, I'm nobody.

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Well, here comes Mom.

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Why don't you grab a
cookie and talk to her about it?

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I'd rather talk to the cookie.

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<i>(doorbell)</i>

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Hi. I'm Dana, Bert's wife.
I'm just here to pick him up.

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Oh, come on in. It's
so nice to meet you.

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Bert was just talking about you.

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Nothing bad, I hope.

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Oh, no. Good, good, good, good.

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All right. Let's pull
down that sway bar.

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Now, we would've been at
this job an hour and a half ago

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had you not spent most of the
time in the kitchen with Mrs. Freud.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Dana, this is my husband, Tim.
Tim, this is Dana, Bert's wife.

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Hi. Hi. Nice to meet you.

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Good to meet you.
You ready to go, hon?

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We're just getting started
on this front stabilizer bar.

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I'm sorry. But we gotta pick up Michelle
at the mall and meet Mom and Dad.

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You know, they really want
to make the early-bird dinner.

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Great. Another night of your
dad telling that stupid joke.

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"Hey, Bert. How about
an early-Bert dinner?"

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Oh, boy! That's
not very funny, is it?

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It'd be a lot less funny
if your name were Bob.

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Well, we'll finish up later.

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I'm so sorry that having dinner
with my father is such torture for you.

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Well, it is.

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And it's all because you haven't
individuated from your father.

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Oh, boy!

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What?

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Jill, she explained
the whole thing to me.

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How your over-attachment to your
father is poisoning our marriage.

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You know, I think that Tim was
wrong about that "early-Bert" joke.

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Yeah, it'd be just
as funny with Bob.

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"What about an
early-Bob dinner?"

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Funny, funny
stuff. "Bob dinner."

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How could you talk about
our private life with a stranger?

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For your information, Dana,

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Jill happens to be a
highly-respected psychologist.

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Well, uh, technically,
I'm not a psychologist.

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Well, technically, what are you?

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Technically...

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the word that you would best
use to describe me would be...

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a psychology student.

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<i>(both)</i> A student?

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But a very promising,
highly-respected student.

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I thought you were a teacher!

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You criticized me based
on something a student said?

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I didn't know she was a student!

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And your problems
must be pretty obvious

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if a stupid student
can recognize them!

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Well, for the record,
I should tell you

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I just got an "A"
on my last test.

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Now, I'm guessing, honey,
that this psychology test -

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the "A" was based
on some sort of curve?

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I don't think what I
did was so terrible.

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I was just trying to get Bert to
open up the lines of communication.

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Which is exactly why I've told you over
and over again communication's a bad thing.

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It can lead to
nothing but disaster.

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This is not a
disaster. Oh, really?

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Then why did Bert and Dana run
out of here yelling at one another?

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They were just expressing
some strong feelings.

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I'm sure they're gonna calm down,
they'll have a nice, rational discussion.

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And their relationship
will be healthier for it.

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Hey, Randy. How was the mall?

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Wild. When Michelle's parents came
to pick her up, they had a huge fight.

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Was it a healthy,
rational sort of thing?

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No. It was more of a screaming,

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"I can't believe I married
you," sort of thing.

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Right there in the mall? Oh,
yeah. Right in the food court.

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The falafel guy had to
restrain Michelle's mom.

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Oh, my God! What have I
done? I've ruined two lives.

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Let me think about this.

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I would guess that
in a Psychology class

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your advice would have
been huge. And yet...

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here in the garage
with real people - death.

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Advance! Advance! Thrust! Parry!

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00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,811
Hey, Wilson.

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00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:12,081
Well, en garde, Taylorette.

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00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,617
I didn't know you fenced.
Oh, Judith loves the sport.

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00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:17,019
I find that a little sword
play puts her in the mood

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to "parry and thrust."

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00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,458
So, I guess you and
Judith are still a hot item.

201
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,862
Oh, yes, indeed. I find
the embers are still glowing.

202
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,731
You know, I've taken quite a fancy
to your former Psychology professor.

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00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,399
Oh, that is so good.

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00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:33,235
I mean, I'm glad that I helped
nurture one relationship,

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because last night in the
garage, I destroyed another one.

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Oh, not Tim and Bert, I hope.

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00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:43,512
Oh, no, no. That relationship
still has a new-car smell.

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00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,649
No. This is the relationship
between Bert and his wife.

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I really need some advice. Well,
rattle my saber, good neighbor.

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OK. I was...

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Oh, Judith! Hi. Hello, Jill.

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I am so glad you're
here. I need to talk to you.

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I thought you wanted to talk
to me? Oh, that's OK, Wilson.

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00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,265
Oh. Well, fine. I'll
just go over here

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and thrust and parry
by my lonesome.

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So, Judith, last night I
talked to a friend of Tim's.

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And in five minutes, I may
have ended a 20-year marriage.

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What on Earth did you say?

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I just made the obvious
assessment that his wife

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was in denial about her ability
to individuate from her father.

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And you came up with this diagnosis
after meeting her for only five minutes?

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00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:24,987
Actually, at that point,
I had never met her.

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Jill, one of the first
rules of psychology is:

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First you meet, then you treat.

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I know. I know. I
was just overzealous.

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But what do I do now?

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Well, I'm reminded of a
fifth-century Indian book,

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the<i> Panchatantra,</i> which says,

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"The first mark of intelligence
is not to start things."

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So I shouldn't do anything? But
the<i> Panchatantra</i> goes on to say,

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"The second mark of
intelligence is to pursue to the end

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what you have started."

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00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,415
Well, actually, Judith, I was
just about to finish that quote.

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So I should go and
apologize to them?

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I'm sorry. I thought
you'd finished.

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I was merely
pausing for the effect.

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The effect was it seemed
like you'd finished, dear.

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Well, I hadn't, dear.

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You know, when couples bicker

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the way that you're
doing right now,

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sometimes I find
that it's useful...

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for me to just say bye-bye!

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00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,714
Al, where have you been?
We're supposed to do a show here.

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I'm sorry I'm late. It's
just I've been turtle-sitting.

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Turtle-sitting? Yes.
Mother's turtle, Scooter.

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Hi, Scooter.
Looks just like her.

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00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,283
Except with a
little softer skin.

248
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,567
She's not feeling well. She didn't
eat her lettuce last night for dinner.

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00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:48,104
Well, maybe she
had a salad for lunch.

250
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,873
No. I think she's depressed

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00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:53,142
because she's
separated from Mother.

252
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She should talk to Jill.

253
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,614
Probably hasn't
been individuated.

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Is she an only turtle?

255
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,086
I'm serious, Tim.

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00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:07,523
Al, we're doing<i> Tool
Time,</i> not<i> Turtle Time,</i> OK?

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Here we go, guys. Stand by.
All right. Where's your trowel?

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It's in the truck. Well, get it!

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00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:16,966
Put Scooter someplace where
she can see me during the show.

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OK. I'll get her
her own monitor.

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Standby in five...

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four... three... two...

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Welcome to a special live
<i>Tool Time</i> with your hosts,

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Tim Taylor and Al Borland.

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Thank you, Heidi. And
welcome to<i> Tool Time.</i>

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Today, Al and I are
at our project house.

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And we're gonna show you
how to lay a brick walkway.

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Now, the first thing you want to
do is pick out your brick pattern.

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So you just go to your bridal
registry at your local brickyard.

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Today we're going with
the classic basket weave.

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All right, for this section we've
already laid a concrete slab

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using Binford's
quick-dry cement.

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This will be a perfect
foundation for our brick pavers.

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That's right. Gary, if
you want to come in here.

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This is gonna dry very fast. So you want to
quickly use your trowel to smooth it out.

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While Al does that, I'll compact
and level the next section

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using Binford's 6100
Power Compactor.

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<i>(grunts)</i>

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Normally, you wouldn't use a
power compactor on a job this small,

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but Tim's not normal.

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Don't talk to me about
normal, turtle nanny.

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Tim! Look out! What?

283
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:30,828
Tim! Behind you! Tim! Ow!

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Scooter!

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What's the matter with you?

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What's the matter with me?

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You cover Scooter in cement,

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and then you nearly kill
us speeding over here.

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Sorry I had such a heavy foot.

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I should never
have let you drive.

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Scooter is now shell-shocked.

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00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,461
Dana, when I said your father
was obnoxious and overbearing,

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I meant it in a nice way.
Not in the office, Bert.

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00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,067
Hey, Bert, what
are you doing here?

295
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:34,069
Hey, Tim. It's Dana's office.

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00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,905
Your GTO is out front.
I saw it. Looking great.

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00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,975
Thanks. I just got it
detailed. I got this great...

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00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,510
Excuse me! Can
we cut the chitchat?

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I have a turtle in crisis!

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00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:49,151
What happened to your turtle? Oh,
he got with some real bad reptiles.

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00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:53,455
They put him in a cement overcoat.
We're investigating right now.

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00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,858
I think she'll be fine. Let's put
her in the back and soak her.

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I want Scooter to have
the best of everything!

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You know, your finest
lettuce, her own television...

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She likes to watch
the<i> Ninja Turtles.</i>

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00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,906
Tim, what are you doing
here? What are you doing here?

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00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,408
Well, I came to
talk to Dana. Oh, no.

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Nice foot.

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00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:19,970
Is this where you come when
the emergency room is filled up?

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That's not a bad idea.

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Dana!

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00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,592
Oh, Dana. I really
need to talk to you.

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00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,494
I'm sorry. I'm a
little busy right now.

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00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,829
I am sorry. I feel so terrible
about what happened.

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00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:38,534
I gave Bert advice that was
unsolicited and unqualified.

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Not to mention uninteresting.

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00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:44,172
I should never
have gotten involved.

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I am not going to
say another word.

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I promise. Good!

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After I say this teensy-weensy,
one more little thing.

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00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,514
Oh, boy!

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00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:56,218
I think I'm gonna individuate
myself away from this conversation.

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00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,654
I'll go see how that
little turtle's doing.

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00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,924
Scooter! Scooter...

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00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:05,794
Look, um... before
you do anything rash,

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I hope that you'll consider
talking to somebody first.

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00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:13,401
Not me! I mean, you know,
somebody who actually has her degree.

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00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:17,639
Well, I think we've gone just about
as far as we can go with a student.

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00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,875
Look, if you want
to talk to somebody,

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and only if you
really both want to,

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00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:25,847
I know a woman who is
sensitive and incredibly qualified.

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00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:30,752
It might not be a bad idea.
What do you think, Dana?

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00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,755
I suppose we
could give her a call.

334
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,191
She's great. You'll love her.

335
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,559
In fact, she was my teacher.

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00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:40,551
I think we'll find
our own person.

337
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:53,442
Hey, Randy. Hey,
Dad. Where's Mom?

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00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,611
She'll be back in a minute.
She's just got some stuff to do.

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00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,814
What's she doing? Breaking
up another marriage?

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00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,618
You found out she was the cause of
the problem between Bert and Dana?

341
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:06,021
Oh, yeah. It's all over school.
"Don't go to Randy Taylor's house.

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00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:09,358
His mom will split
up your parents."

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00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,761
Well, they're not getting split up.
Your mom went and apologized.

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00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,030
And it looks like they're
gonna try to work things out.

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00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:18,200
Well, that's great.
But I still don't get it.

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00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:22,103
Why is Mom starting fights
in other people's families?

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00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:24,105
My guess is that
starting fights here

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00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,964
has just become
too easy for her.

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00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,014
Why does she always
have to open her big mouth?

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00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,983
Hey, hey, hey! You don't
talk about your mom like that!

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00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,820
You know why she
opens her big mouth?

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00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,822
She likes to solve
problems, you know.

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00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,424
She's not the type of person
that will sit on the sidelines.

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00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,527
How do we get her to
be one of those people?

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00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,429
Never gonna happen.
And besides, you know,

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00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:51,099
helping other people solve
their problems is not a bad thing.

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00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,869
You know, the best way to get
people to work out their difficulties

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00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,672
is to talk about them.

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00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,273
Hi. Hi.

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00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,464
I need to talk. Oh, no. No.

361
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,947
You just said talking's
a good thing. He did?

362
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:08,817
I meant about cars. That sort of thing.
Sports. Anything like that, you know.

363
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:12,721
You know what my problem is?
No. But I bet we're gonna talk about it.

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00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,458
I am the kind of person
who is so eager to fix things

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00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,828
that I don't take my time, and
then they just blow up in my face.

366
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,453
You married the right guy.

367
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:28,503
This whole thing with Bert
and Dana's got me doubting

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00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:30,940
what kind of a
therapist I'm gonna be.

369
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:33,341
Well, if you keep giving
advice like you gave them,

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00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:36,367
you'd better adopt some
kind of a refund policy.

371
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:40,014
Now, come on. Seriously.

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00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:42,484
Do you guys think that
I'm the kind of person

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00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,754
to go into psychology?

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00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:49,724
As a patient or a doctor?

375
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,260
Well, there's my
answer. Come on.

376
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,861
I'm kidding around. Don't
be so hard on yourself.

377
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:55,097
You're gonna make
a great therapist.

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00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:57,833
Thanks, I guess.

379
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,735
I really don't want to
talk about it. Uh-uh-uh.

380
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:04,273
You don't want any unresolved
issues. You gotta talk about it.

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00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:07,298
I'll get the cookies.
I'll get some milk.

382
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:15,839
I'll get the cookies.
You get the milk.

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00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:25,994
Today's<i> Tool Time</i>
is a rousing salute

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to semi-gloss and gloss latex.

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00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,566
But first, on a personal note, I would
like to thank our<i> Tool Time</i> audience

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for their generous
outpouring of concern

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00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,938
for Scooter the Turtle.

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00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:40,442
We were both overwhelmed by the amount
of cards and flowers that you all sent.

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00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,378
Unfortunately, because
of Scooter's sugar allergies,

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00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:46,215
he was not allowed to eat
the chocolate that you sent.

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00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:50,040
Bet that didn't stop you and your
mom from scarfing all that stuff down.

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00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,523
Ladies and gentlemen, let's
have a warm welcome back

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00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:57,982
for Scooter - the
fully recovered turtle!

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00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:04,632
Scooter! Scooter!

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00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,201
Ah!

396
00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,770
I wonder if little Scooter
remembers me. Do you remember...

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00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:10,874
<i>(crunch)</i> Ow! Ow!

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00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:15,844
Obviously, he does remember you.

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00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,679
Ow! Ow! Scooter, release.

400
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,770
Oh!

401
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:27,622
You know...

402
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:30,058
What is your name?

403
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:34,229
Bert! "Early-Bert dinner."

404
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:38,534
I started to say "Mark".
OK. Bert. As in Ernie.

405
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:42,137
You know, lately, Judith, it seems
like you're always interrupting me.

406
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,205
No, I don't! Well,
do, do, do, do.

407
00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:46,930
You did just then.

408
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:57,119
Are we still on?
<i>(director)</i> Yeah.

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00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,176
Was it a technical problem?

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00:23:00,305 --> 00:24:00,544
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