1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:05,549 Today we show you how to build a man's bed. 2 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:07,551 We'll be using materials 3 00:00:07,575 --> 00:00:09,953 that make a man feel all warm and toasty inside - 4 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:13,357 cold, hard steel. 5 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:16,926 That's right. We'll be cutting that steel with the Binford 6100 chop saw. 6 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,729 She's a beauty, isn't she? 14-inch cut-off blade. 7 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,731 Make sure your steel is fastened securely. 8 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:24,867 Use a smooth pull, makes for a smooth cut. 9 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:27,471 Now, this is the steel for our headboard and frame rails. 10 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:30,228 And this is the backup steel for when Tim screws up. 11 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:34,332 Have a little faith, Al. 12 00:00:39,406 --> 00:00:42,307 All right, well, here are the two equal side rails Tim cut. 13 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:48,725 Luckily, I cut some side rails earlier. 14 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,427 Now we gotta weld our flanges to our frame rails. 15 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:53,329 I love welding. 16 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:54,864 You might say... 17 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:58,801 I carry a torch for it. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 18 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:01,371 We finished our frame. We're gonna attach it to the headboard. 19 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,174 And to form our design, we'll be using the Binford 6100 bender. 20 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:06,576 Do you suppose they call this a bender 21 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,979 because it's been out partying all weekend? 22 00:01:09,003 --> 00:01:13,004 Party. Oww. Oww. 23 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:16,886 I don't think so, Tim. 24 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,789 The bender allows us to form our headboard 25 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:21,825 into any manly pattern that we choose. 26 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:24,527 A moose, a beer mug, jockstrap. 27 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:28,798 A moose holding a beer mug wearing a jockstrap. 28 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,032 We've chosen - 29 00:01:30,056 --> 00:01:32,635 Doesn't matter what we've chosen. 30 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:35,772 Let's face it, men - no matter what design we put on the bed, 31 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:38,876 once your wife gets ahold of it, it will look like this... 32 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,345 Men, it's time we fight back. 33 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:44,781 We've got to de-frill, de-lace, 34 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:48,451 de-froufrou de bedroom. 35 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:50,754 That's why next time on Tool Time, 36 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:55,758 we'll show you how a man designs his sleeping quarters and why it's called... 37 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,482 (both) The master bedroom. 38 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:05,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 39 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:53,349 Hi, sweetie. Hi, Mom. 40 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:56,819 When I was at the mall, I picked up some shirts for you. See if you like them. 41 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,509 I don't like them. 42 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:03,114 You haven't even looked at them. 43 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:09,099 Hate it. 44 00:03:09,123 --> 00:03:11,468 Hate it. 45 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:13,491 Really hate it. 46 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:19,898 I don't care what anybody says, you're still my son. 47 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:23,568 Hi, sweetie. Hi, Dad. 48 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,349 Hi, honey. 49 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,185 What is that smile about? 50 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,676 Mm-mmm. 51 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,758 Are you planning something sexy for us tonight, 52 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:37,761 or have you been welding? 53 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:39,196 I've been welding. 54 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:41,664 Hi, Mom, Dad. Hi, sweetie. How was your day? 55 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:44,022 Unbelievably excellent. You were welding? 56 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:49,439 No. I got an "A" on my English test. 57 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:50,874 All right. 58 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,410 Great! I told you, you could do it. 59 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,978 I'm real proud of you. All your hard work pays off. This is the second "A." 60 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:57,980 This is really good news. 61 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,149 Last year, the only "A" I got stood for "absent." 62 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:01,472 Yeah. 63 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,589 (Brad) Hi, Randy. Hi. You're a little late. 64 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:08,091 Yeah, I got kept after school for detention. 65 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:10,293 (all) You? 66 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:13,930 Mr. Moreno wants to see you guys about it. 67 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,531 Mr. Moreno? 68 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,933 He's that science teacher. We met him at the open house. 69 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:20,270 What'd he say? None of your business. 70 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:22,338 He's also my guidance counselor. 71 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,774 He says I've been goofing off in class. 72 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:27,244 This isn't like you at all. What's going on? 73 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:29,845 Nothing. Bad answer. 74 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:31,681 I would have gone with, 75 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:34,718 "It wasn't my fault. It was the kid next to me." 76 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:37,208 That never worked for me. I was the kid next to me. 77 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,959 Randy, teachers don't give detention for nothing. 78 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,762 Actually, they do. It's a new program. Just started. 79 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,630 Randy. 80 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:50,734 What's the big deal? Brad always gets detention all the time. 81 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:52,601 I'm not getting detention anymore. 82 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:56,272 I just got my second straight "A" in English. Of Mice and Men. 83 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,307 Ha-ha. 84 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:00,851 Finally teaching pest control in school. That's good. 85 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:09,486 All right, science class. 86 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,643 Oh, I remember this smell. 87 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,747 Formaldehyde and frog guts. 88 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:20,552 (gruff voice) I love frog guts. How about you? Yeah, yeah. 89 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:26,269 Would you look at the size of the liver on this guy. 90 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:29,806 I hope he had a designated driver. 91 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,509 I can't believe you're not worried about Randy. 92 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:35,645 Would you relax. This is the first time we've been called in. 93 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,780 When I was his age, my mom was at school so much, 94 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:41,451 they thought she was an eighth-grader with a station wagon. 95 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:44,954 My parents first got called in in seventh grade. 96 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:47,056 Mrs. Manougian, Home Ec. 97 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,547 She gave me a "D" in casseroles. 98 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:53,184 So the problem goes back that far? 99 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:01,070 Mrs. Taylor. Oh, oh, hi. 100 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,406 Good to see you again. Nice to see you again. 101 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:07,076 Mr. Taylor, thanks for coming in. 102 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,512 I'd say thanks for having us, but that's... 103 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:12,115 that's probably not what most parents say at this point. 104 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,539 You would be the first. Please sit down. 105 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:19,789 I must admit, 106 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:22,491 we were a little surprised to be called in for Randy. 107 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,593 He's never been in trouble before. 108 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:28,230 Well, we feel the reason Randy's having problems in class is that he's so bright. 109 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:30,300 He's always ahead of the other students. 110 00:06:30,324 --> 00:06:33,369 Well, what are we doing here? 111 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,793 Shouldn't you be talking to the parents of the dumb kids? 112 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:46,616 What's happening is Randy finishes his work so quickly 113 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,952 that he gets bored and becomes disruptive. 114 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,687 What should we do? 115 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:53,490 We have a program where we send a few exceptional students 116 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,525 to the high school for certain classes. 117 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:59,362 We should send Randy to a high-school science class? 118 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,998 And a math class. He's way ahead there, too. 119 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:06,403 Wow! I hadn't realized he was that advanced. 120 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,993 Well, it's not that surprising. 121 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:14,633 His dad skipped intermediate shop, went right to advanced metal. 122 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:19,004 Ah... you were a shop prodigy. 123 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:24,521 Well, let's just say I was metallurgically well-endowed. 124 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,892 Excuse me. Can we get back to Randy? 125 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:32,561 Well, all in all, I think it would be great for Randy. Don't you? 126 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:36,565 Yeah, but what about Brad? We already have a son in the ninth grade. 127 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:40,369 I'm not sure how he'll react to having his younger brother move up to the same grade. 128 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,872 He said it was just two classes - science and math. 129 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,675 We'd make sure they weren't in any of the same classes. 130 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:48,877 This is a big decision. We should give it a lot of thought. 131 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:51,301 Yeah, we should. Let's do it. 132 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:57,086 You shouldn't make any decisions until you see how Randy feels. 133 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,422 Talk it over with him and give me a call. 134 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:01,190 OK, we will. Thank you. 135 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,192 You bet. My pleasure. Thanks for your time. 136 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,736 You bet. My pleasure. After you. No, please. 137 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:33,211 Just asked him one question, and he spilled his guts. 138 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:45,268 I can't believe it. Mom and Dad are still at that teacher's conference. 139 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,070 I'm dead. 140 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:50,640 As someone who's been through this many times, can I give you advice? 141 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:52,575 Shoot. All right. 142 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:56,312 As soon as Mom and Dad walk through that door, you gotta say, "I'm sorry." 143 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,776 You know, like you really mean it. 144 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,919 All right, how's this? 145 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,309 I'm sorry. 146 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,848 Nope, not buying it. 147 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:13,228 Hi, Randy. Hi, Brad. Hey, guys. 148 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:14,785 I'm sorry. 149 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,163 Not buying it. 150 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:30,313 It's OK, Randy. You're not in as much trouble as we thought. 151 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,647 I'm not? 152 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,683 No. Your teacher feels that you're goofing off 153 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,751 because you're not being challenged. 154 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:38,821 They want to move you to high school for science and math. 155 00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:39,922 Really? 156 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:42,659 He's gonna be in my grade? 157 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:45,128 Just for two subjects. He won't be in your classes. 158 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,130 Are you OK with that? 159 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,932 I don't know. Why should I care? 160 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:51,288 Hey, that's the spirit. 161 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:55,138 So, Randy, this is a big decision. 162 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:58,474 I think you're gonna have to take some time and think about it. 163 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,364 You're right. Let's do it. 164 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:06,215 Randy, these kids are gonna be a lot bigger than you are. 165 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,952 Mom, the kids are always bigger than me. 166 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:12,588 You gotta love this guy's spirit. Always a positive thinker. 167 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,323 Ow. 168 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,625 What's in your pocket? Oh. 169 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:17,748 Pancreas. 170 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:27,070 Actually, that's a colon. 171 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:31,440 Unbelievable. I think I'm in trouble, and I'm actually going to high school. 172 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,477 I'm gonna go tell Jeremy. 173 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,479 I guess it's settled. 174 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,514 I'm gonna call the school and see if I can catch Mr. Moreno. 175 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,549 If you find him, let him know that... 176 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:43,308 Yeah, I know. The colon's in the mail. 177 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,424 Can I talk to you for a second? Sure, Dad. 178 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,494 If Randy makes this move to high school, 179 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,496 I'd really like you to look out for him, 180 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,731 make sure people don't push him around. 181 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:58,467 I'm sure Randy will do fine. 182 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,702 OK. 183 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:02,271 All right. Attaboy. 184 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:05,007 Dad, I had a pretty cool day at school, too. 185 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,209 Yeah? What happened? 186 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:10,279 I went to classes, had a great lunch... 187 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,304 went to a few more classes and, eventually, I came home. 188 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,242 So, all in all, we all had a great day. 189 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,779 Yeah. 190 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:24,115 Real great. 191 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,666 Welcome, ladies and gentleman, 192 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,502 to the Binford 6100 man's bedroom. 193 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,071 (cheers and applause) 194 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,629 (♪ fanfare) 195 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,587 Yeah, this is no babe's boudoir. 196 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,322 No honey's hideaway. 197 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:56,459 No wench's way station. 198 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:59,729 Men, you've had lace in your face for far too long. 199 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:02,265 Now it's time to come home... 200 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,701 to chrome. 201 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:07,402 That's why we built the man's bedroom - 202 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,404 So he feels as comfortable here 203 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:12,074 as he does in his neighborhood bar. 204 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:15,867 In fact, in the man's bedroom, we have the neighborhood bar. 205 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,653 Well, Milton, how's business? 206 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,344 Slow. 207 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,758 What'll it be? 208 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,226 A perfect Manhattan for me 209 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,295 and a Shirley Temple for Al. 210 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,465 While Milton's mixing my highball, let's look at the carpet. 211 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:40,002 Marv, if you want to come in here, we have 100% Astroturf. 212 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:43,372 It's good for Saturday golf and Monday Night Football. 213 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,007 Milton, I'm open! 214 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,408 Ooh. Ha-ha. 215 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,078 Looks like it's gonna be my day. 216 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,102 (dinging) 217 00:12:56,943 --> 00:13:00,022 All right, let's take a look at the nightstand. 218 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:03,781 On my side... a mesquite barbeque grill. 219 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,721 On your side... 220 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,960 You have a phone, place for your beer and a virtual-reality system. 221 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:22,245 This way, when your wife's reading about Fabio, 222 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:25,370 you could be racing Indy with Mario. 223 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,550 In this case, guys, 224 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:31,854 a fast-finishing bed is not a bad thing. 225 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,856 And if you do make your wife happy, 226 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:37,326 she's got the little red button. Press this... 227 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,884 (applause) 228 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,523 Thank you, honey. I do what I can. 229 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,640 I'd like to show everyone my favorite part of the man's bedroom - 230 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,642 the man's closet. 231 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:56,279 Most men don't like to take the time to coordinate their clothes. 232 00:13:56,303 --> 00:14:00,516 But in the man's closet, all the work is done for you. 233 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,386 Shirts, ties and pants are on rotating drums. 234 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,788 You just push the button for the appropriate occasion. 235 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,790 I'm going to my mother-in-law's for dinner. 236 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,814 My wife's nagging me about looking nice, so I push "nag 1." 237 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,155 (bell dings) 238 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,648 That's a very nice ensemble, Tim. 239 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:33,804 Thank you, Al. 240 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:39,154 Now let's get to the problem of making that man's bed. 241 00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,190 That's right. After a man's slept in it, 242 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,814 it might look something like this. 243 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,530 Now, who wants to waste time 244 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,066 with hospital corners and fluffing up sheets? 245 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,524 You just press the button, and the man's bed becomes... 246 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,215 The man's pool table. 247 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,207 Of course, we're gonna need some cues, Al. 248 00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,296 Hi, guys. Hey. 249 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,732 OK, Randy. Let's hear it. 250 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,734 How was your first day at high school? 251 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,736 Great. Except for the guy who asked me 252 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,439 if I wanted a phone book to sit on. 253 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,997 Did you tell the teacher? It was the teacher. 254 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,282 It's cool. He doesn't mind if you call him Baldy. 255 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,950 We had a teacher we called Baldy. 256 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,941 She minded. 257 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:49,658 Well, I've finished my math, and I'm done with my homework. 258 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,227 Already? Wow, you're doing really well. 259 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:54,229 Uh, I'm done, too. 260 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:57,666 You too? Good for you. I have a couple of smart guys here. 261 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,768 I gotta go to the mall. Can I come with you? 262 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,770 Sure. Do you want to come, Brad? 263 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,473 I can't. I have to return a call to Angela. 264 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,497 OK. We'll see you later. 265 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:32,802 Hey, Wilson. 266 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,770 Well, hi-ho, Tim. 267 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:37,139 Going skiing? Mm-hmm. 268 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,142 I don't know if I told you - I'm a biathlete. 269 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,434 Hey, whatever you do behind closed doors is your business. 270 00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:47,984 Well, actually, we do it outside. 271 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,252 Huh? 272 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,189 You see, Tim, the biathlon is a combination 273 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,258 of cross-country skiing and target shooting. 274 00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,894 I would have invited you, but I figured you were busy. 275 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,396 Oh, has it ever been a busy week. Mm. 276 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,598 Brad is becoming a really good student. 277 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,902 Randy's so exceptional, he's moved up two classes. Whoa! 278 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:11,107 And more importantly, I built a really cool man's bedroom. 279 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,408 Hey, Wilson. 280 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,276 Neighborette. 281 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,379 Tim, I just got a call from the school about Brad. 282 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:18,414 Another "A"? 283 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,415 No. He flunked his last two tests, 284 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,385 and he hasn't been turning in his homework. 285 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,220 What? He's been doing so well. 286 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,988 You know what's going on, don't you? 287 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:29,057 Well, it doesn't take a genius to figure it out, no. 288 00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:30,459 He can't concentrate, 'cause the other kids 289 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,383 are asking him about the man's bedroom. 290 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,069 Well, what's your theory? 291 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,905 Brad's problems began 292 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,407 when Randy started going to the same school. 293 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,276 I would tend to concur with Jill's theory. 294 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,311 He's been working so hard, 295 00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,847 and then Randy just swoops in and outshines him. 296 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,716 It's awful. Brad was starting to feel good about himself. 297 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,119 I don't want him competing with Randy getting discouraged. 298 00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,488 What are we going to do? 299 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:03,125 Well, maybe you could remind Brad of the famous Hindustan proverb - 300 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,461 "True nobility lies not in being superior 301 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,262 "to another man, 302 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,765 but in being superior to one's previous self." 303 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,401 Ooh, yeah. That is so perfect. 304 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,738 Like it. Where do you keep coming up with these things? 305 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,373 Oh, neighbor, neighbor. 306 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,375 I've spent my life studying the wisdom 307 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,144 of intelligent thinkers and philosophers. 308 00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,768 However, this one I read in a fortune cookie. 309 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,551 Well, thanks. See ya later. 310 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,840 Mm. 311 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:37,359 Brad, we got a call from your school. 312 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,295 You did? 313 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,698 They say you're not turning in your homework, and your grades have slipped. 314 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,700 So? Things are back to normal. 315 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,702 What? Up until last week, 316 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,871 you were having the best year ever. 317 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,872 Does this have to do with Randy going to your school? 318 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,308 No. 319 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,798 Does this have anything to do with the man's bedroom? 320 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:05,354 Brad, there's got to be some reason that you stopped trying. 321 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,489 You were becoming such a good student. 322 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,292 Randy's the good student. You're both good students. 323 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,094 He finishes his homework before I can put my name on mine. 324 00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:15,764 This is not about who finishes first. 325 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:19,701 It's about getting the work done and absorbing what you've learned. 326 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,770 Yeah? Well, he's better at that, too. 327 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,306 Everything comes easier to him. 328 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:28,544 Honey, you shouldn't compare yourself to Randy or anybody else. 329 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,312 That's right. Um... 330 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,736 this famous man - Hindu Stan - 331 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:37,408 he never compared himself to his brother Hindu Bob. 332 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,277 Hindu Bob? 333 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,715 Look... 334 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,865 honey, you should take pride 335 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:53,068 in how hard you've worked and how much you've improved. 336 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,070 School's hard for me, Mom. 337 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,572 I know. 338 00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,908 Brad, your best quality 339 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:04,213 has always been that you don't give up when things get difficult. 340 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,248 I remember when you were a baby 341 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,651 and you first started eating solid food, 342 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,686 the spoon never got near your mouth, 343 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,722 you had applesauce all over your hair. 344 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:17,559 Peas in your nose, which wasn't very attractive because you sneezed a lot. 345 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,395 (imitates Brad's sneeze) 346 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,862 Yeah. 347 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,864 The important thing is you wouldn't let us help you. 348 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,301 You did it till you could do it yourself. 349 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,870 Or when you started learning how to ride a bike. 350 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,872 Remember the bike I built you? The Stingray? 351 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,440 We did the metal plate paint job on that. 352 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,735 It had a banana seat, and it had a heated 353 00:20:34,759 --> 00:20:37,278 seat in that. We had a coil run through that. 354 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,515 The point that your father will eventually get to 355 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,517 is that no matter how many times you fell, 356 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,686 you wouldn't let us hold onto the bike. You were determined to do it. 357 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,155 I'm a genius. 358 00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:49,724 I taught myself how to eat and ride a bike. 359 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:54,963 You also taught yourself how to get A's in school. 360 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,132 You were very proud of yourself about that. 361 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,301 Yeah, but I had to bust my butt. 362 00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:02,504 When I was in school, English was my worst subject. 363 00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,506 I thought it was history. History and English. 364 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,508 What about-What about Spanish? 365 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:10,066 Put an el corko in it, senõrita, all right? 366 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:17,352 The worst part of English to me was creative writing, 367 00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:20,255 where you had to express all these great ideas I had. 368 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,025 It was really hard for me, but I worked at it, and I worked it out, 369 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,828 and I got better grades, and I felt great because of that. 370 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:30,599 Yeah, I gotta admit, getting those A's felt pretty good. 371 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:34,169 The greatest accomplishments in your life 372 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:37,239 are gonna be the things that you really have to work hard for. 373 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,608 I guess you're right. 374 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,410 Of course she's right. Look at me. 375 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,311 I was finally able to express my ideas, 376 00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,903 and one of them eventually became the man's bedroom. 377 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,259 Hey. 378 00:21:58,283 --> 00:21:59,928 Hey, Randy. 379 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:02,864 Could one of you pick me up after school tomorrow? 380 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,233 Yeah. High school or junior high school? 381 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:09,103 Junior high school, but then you have to take me to the high school. 382 00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:11,862 Extracurricular activity? Uh-huh. Detention. 383 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,445 You're getting detention in high school now? 384 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:20,015 It wasn't my fault. Well, who's fault was it? 385 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,150 I was trying to concentrate on my work, 386 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,276 and all these kids kept on bugging me about the man's bedroom. 387 00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:40,924 Really? In your dreams, Pop. 387 00:22:41,305 --> 00:23:41,495 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/8d5qt Help other users to choose the best subtitles