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Today we show you
how to build a man's bed.
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We'll be using materials
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that make a man feel all
warm and toasty inside -
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cold, hard steel.
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That's right. We'll be cutting that
steel with the Binford 6100 chop saw.
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She's a beauty, isn't
she? 14-inch cut-off blade.
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Make sure your steel
is fastened securely.
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Use a smooth pull,
makes for a smooth cut.
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Now, this is the steel for our
headboard and frame rails.
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And this is the backup
steel for when Tim screws up.
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Have a little faith, Al.
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All right, well, here are the
two equal side rails Tim cut.
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Luckily, I cut some
side rails earlier.
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Now we gotta weld our
flanges to our frame rails.
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I love welding.
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You might say...
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I carry a torch for it.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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We finished our frame. We're
gonna attach it to the headboard.
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And to form our design, we'll
be using the Binford 6100 bender.
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Do you suppose
they call this a bender
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because it's been out
partying all weekend?
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Party. Oww. Oww.
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I don't think so, Tim.
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The bender allows us
to form our headboard
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into any manly
pattern that we choose.
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A moose, a beer mug, jockstrap.
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A moose holding a beer
mug wearing a jockstrap.
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We've chosen -
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Doesn't matter
what we've chosen.
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Let's face it, men - no matter
what design we put on the bed,
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once your wife gets ahold
of it, it will look like this...
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Men, it's time we fight back.
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We've got to de-frill, de-lace,
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de-froufrou de bedroom.
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That's why next
time on Tool Time,
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we'll show you how a man designs his
sleeping quarters and why it's called...
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(both) The master bedroom.
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Hi, sweetie. Hi, Mom.
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When I was at the mall, I picked up
some shirts for you. See if you like them.
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I don't like them.
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You haven't even looked at them.
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Hate it.
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Hate it.
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Really hate it.
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I don't care what anybody
says, you're still my son.
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Hi, sweetie. Hi, Dad.
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Hi, honey.
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What is that smile about?
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Mm-mmm.
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Are you planning
something sexy for us tonight,
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or have you been welding?
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I've been welding.
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Hi, Mom, Dad. Hi,
sweetie. How was your day?
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Unbelievably excellent.
You were welding?
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No. I got an "A"
on my English test.
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All right.
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Great! I told you,
you could do it.
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I'm real proud of you. All your hard
work pays off. This is the second "A."
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This is really good news.
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Last year, the only "A"
I got stood for "absent."
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Yeah.
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(Brad) Hi, Randy.
Hi. You're a little late.
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Yeah, I got kept after
school for detention.
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(all) You?
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Mr. Moreno wants to
see you guys about it.
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Mr. Moreno?
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He's that science teacher.
We met him at the open house.
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What'd he say?
None of your business.
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He's also my guidance counselor.
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He says I've been
goofing off in class.
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This isn't like you at
all. What's going on?
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Nothing. Bad answer.
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I would have gone with,
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"It wasn't my fault. It
was the kid next to me."
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That never worked for
me. I was the kid next to me.
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Randy, teachers don't
give detention for nothing.
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Actually, they do. It's a
new program. Just started.
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Randy.
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What's the big deal? Brad
always gets detention all the time.
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I'm not getting
detention anymore.
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I just got my second straight
"A" in English. Of Mice and Men.
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Ha-ha.
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Finally teaching pest
control in school. That's good.
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All right, science class.
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Oh, I remember this smell.
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Formaldehyde and frog guts.
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(gruff voice) I love frog guts.
How about you? Yeah, yeah.
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Would you look at the
size of the liver on this guy.
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I hope he had a
designated driver.
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I can't believe you're
not worried about Randy.
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Would you relax. This is the
first time we've been called in.
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When I was his age, my
mom was at school so much,
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they thought she was an
eighth-grader with a station wagon.
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My parents first got
called in in seventh grade.
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Mrs. Manougian, Home Ec.
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She gave me a "D" in casseroles.
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So the problem
goes back that far?
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Mrs. Taylor. Oh, oh, hi.
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Good to see you again.
Nice to see you again.
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Mr. Taylor, thanks
for coming in.
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I'd say thanks for
having us, but that's...
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that's probably not what
most parents say at this point.
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You would be the
first. Please sit down.
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I must admit,
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we were a little surprised
to be called in for Randy.
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He's never been
in trouble before.
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Well, we feel the reason Randy's having
problems in class is that he's so bright.
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He's always ahead
of the other students.
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Well, what are we doing here?
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Shouldn't you be talking to
the parents of the dumb kids?
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What's happening is Randy
finishes his work so quickly
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that he gets bored
and becomes disruptive.
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What should we do?
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We have a program where we
send a few exceptional students
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to the high school
for certain classes.
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We should send Randy to
a high-school science class?
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And a math class. He's
way ahead there, too.
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Wow! I hadn't realized
he was that advanced.
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Well, it's not that surprising.
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His dad skipped intermediate
shop, went right to advanced metal.
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Ah... you were a shop prodigy.
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Well, let's just say I was
metallurgically well-endowed.
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Excuse me. Can we
get back to Randy?
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Well, all in all, I think it would
be great for Randy. Don't you?
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Yeah, but what about Brad? We
already have a son in the ninth grade.
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I'm not sure how he'll react to having his
younger brother move up to the same grade.
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He said it was just two
classes - science and math.
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We'd make sure they weren't
in any of the same classes.
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This is a big decision. We
should give it a lot of thought.
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Yeah, we should. Let's do it.
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You shouldn't make any decisions
until you see how Randy feels.
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Talk it over with him
and give me a call.
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OK, we will. Thank you.
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You bet. My pleasure.
Thanks for your time.
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You bet. My pleasure.
After you. No, please.
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Just asked him one question,
and he spilled his guts.
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I can't believe it. Mom and Dad
are still at that teacher's conference.
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I'm dead.
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As someone who's been through
this many times, can I give you advice?
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Shoot. All right.
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As soon as Mom and Dad walk through
that door, you gotta say, "I'm sorry."
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You know, like
you really mean it.
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All right, how's this?
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I'm sorry.
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Nope, not buying it.
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Hi, Randy. Hi, Brad. Hey, guys.
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I'm sorry.
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Not buying it.
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It's OK, Randy. You're not in
as much trouble as we thought.
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I'm not?
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No. Your teacher feels
that you're goofing off
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because you're not
being challenged.
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They want to move you to
high school for science and math.
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Really?
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He's gonna be in my grade?
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Just for two subjects. He
won't be in your classes.
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Are you OK with that?
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I don't know. Why should I care?
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Hey, that's the spirit.
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So, Randy, this
is a big decision.
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I think you're gonna have to
take some time and think about it.
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You're right. Let's do it.
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Randy, these kids are gonna
be a lot bigger than you are.
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Mom, the kids are
always bigger than me.
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You gotta love this guy's
spirit. Always a positive thinker.
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Ow.
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What's in your pocket? Oh.
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Pancreas.
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Actually, that's a colon.
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Unbelievable. I think I'm in trouble,
and I'm actually going to high school.
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I'm gonna go tell Jeremy.
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I guess it's settled.
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I'm gonna call the school and
see if I can catch Mr. Moreno.
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If you find him,
let him know that...
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Yeah, I know. The
colon's in the mail.
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Can I talk to you for
a second? Sure, Dad.
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If Randy makes this
move to high school,
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I'd really like you
to look out for him,
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make sure people
don't push him around.
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I'm sure Randy will do fine.
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OK.
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All right. Attaboy.
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Dad, I had a pretty
cool day at school, too.
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Yeah? What happened?
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I went to classes,
had a great lunch...
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went to a few more classes
and, eventually, I came home.
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So, all in all, we
all had a great day.
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Yeah.
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Real great.
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Welcome, ladies and gentleman,
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to the Binford 6100
man's bedroom.
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(cheers and applause)
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(♪ fanfare)
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Yeah, this is no babe's boudoir.
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No honey's hideaway.
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No wench's way station.
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Men, you've had lace in
your face for far too long.
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Now it's time to come home...
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to chrome.
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That's why we built
the man's bedroom -
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So he feels as comfortable here
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as he does in his
neighborhood bar.
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In fact, in the man's bedroom,
we have the neighborhood bar.
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Well, Milton, how's business?
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Slow.
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What'll it be?
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A perfect Manhattan for me
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and a Shirley Temple for Al.
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While Milton's mixing my
highball, let's look at the carpet.
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Marv, if you want to come in
here, we have 100% Astroturf.
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It's good for Saturday golf
and Monday Night Football.
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Milton, I'm open!
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Ooh. Ha-ha.
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Looks like it's gonna be my day.
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(dinging)
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All right, let's take a
look at the nightstand.
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On my side... a
mesquite barbeque grill.
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On your side...
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You have a phone, place for your
beer and a virtual-reality system.
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This way, when your
wife's reading about Fabio,
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you could be racing
Indy with Mario.
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In this case, guys,
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a fast-finishing bed
is not a bad thing.
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And if you do make
your wife happy,
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she's got the little
red button. Press this...
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(applause)
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Thank you, honey.
I do what I can.
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I'd like to show everyone my
favorite part of the man's bedroom -
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the man's closet.
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Most men don't like to take the
time to coordinate their clothes.
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But in the man's closet,
all the work is done for you.
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Shirts, ties and pants
are on rotating drums.
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You just push the button
for the appropriate occasion.
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I'm going to my
mother-in-law's for dinner.
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My wife's nagging me about
looking nice, so I push "nag 1."
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(bell dings)
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That's a very nice
ensemble, Tim.
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Thank you, Al.
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Now let's get to the problem
of making that man's bed.
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That's right. After
a man's slept in it,
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it might look
something like this.
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Now, who wants to waste time
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with hospital corners
and fluffing up sheets?
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You just press the button,
and the man's bed becomes...
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The man's pool table.
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Of course, we're gonna
need some cues, Al.
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Hi, guys. Hey.
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OK, Randy. Let's hear it.
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00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,734
How was your first
day at high school?
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Great. Except for
the guy who asked me
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if I wanted a phone
book to sit on.
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Did you tell the teacher?
It was the teacher.
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00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,282
It's cool. He doesn't
mind if you call him Baldy.
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We had a teacher
we called Baldy.
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She minded.
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00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:49,658
Well, I've finished my math,
and I'm done with my homework.
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Already? Wow,
you're doing really well.
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Uh, I'm done, too.
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00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:57,666
You too? Good for you. I have
a couple of smart guys here.
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I gotta go to the mall.
Can I come with you?
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Sure. Do you want to come, Brad?
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I can't. I have to
return a call to Angela.
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OK. We'll see you later.
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Hey, Wilson.
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Well, hi-ho, Tim.
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Going skiing? Mm-hmm.
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I don't know if I told
you - I'm a biathlete.
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Hey, whatever you do behind
closed doors is your business.
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Well, actually,
we do it outside.
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Huh?
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You see, Tim, the
biathlon is a combination
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of cross-country skiing
and target shooting.
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I would have invited you,
but I figured you were busy.
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Oh, has it ever been
a busy week. Mm.
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Brad is becoming a
really good student.
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Randy's so exceptional, he's
moved up two classes. Whoa!
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And more importantly, I built
a really cool man's bedroom.
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Hey, Wilson.
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Neighborette.
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Tim, I just got a call from
the school about Brad.
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Another "A"?
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00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,415
No. He flunked
his last two tests,
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and he hasn't been
turning in his homework.
285
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,220
What? He's been doing so well.
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00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,988
You know what's
going on, don't you?
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00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:29,057
Well, it doesn't take a
genius to figure it out, no.
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He can't concentrate,
'cause the other kids
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are asking him about
the man's bedroom.
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00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,069
Well, what's your theory?
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00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,905
Brad's problems began
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when Randy started
going to the same school.
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I would tend to
concur with Jill's theory.
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He's been working so hard,
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and then Randy just
swoops in and outshines him.
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It's awful. Brad was starting
to feel good about himself.
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I don't want him competing
with Randy getting discouraged.
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What are we going to do?
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00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:03,125
Well, maybe you could remind Brad
of the famous Hindustan proverb -
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"True nobility lies
not in being superior
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"to another man,
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but in being superior
to one's previous self."
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00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,401
Ooh, yeah. That is so perfect.
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00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,738
Like it. Where do you keep
coming up with these things?
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Oh, neighbor, neighbor.
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00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,375
I've spent my life
studying the wisdom
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of intelligent thinkers
and philosophers.
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00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,768
However, this one I
read in a fortune cookie.
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00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,551
Well, thanks. See ya later.
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Mm.
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Brad, we got a call
from your school.
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You did?
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00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,698
They say you're not turning in your
homework, and your grades have slipped.
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So? Things are back to normal.
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00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,702
What? Up until last week,
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00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,871
you were having
the best year ever.
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Does this have to do with
Randy going to your school?
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00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,308
No.
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Does this have anything to
do with the man's bedroom?
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00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:05,354
Brad, there's got to be some
reason that you stopped trying.
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00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,489
You were becoming
such a good student.
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00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,292
Randy's the good student.
You're both good students.
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00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,094
He finishes his homework
before I can put my name on mine.
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00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:15,764
This is not about
who finishes first.
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00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:19,701
It's about getting the work done
and absorbing what you've learned.
326
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,770
Yeah? Well, he's
better at that, too.
327
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,306
Everything comes easier to him.
328
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:28,544
Honey, you shouldn't compare
yourself to Randy or anybody else.
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00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,312
That's right. Um...
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this famous man - Hindu Stan -
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he never compared himself
to his brother Hindu Bob.
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00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,277
Hindu Bob?
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00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,715
Look...
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00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,865
honey, you should take pride
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00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:53,068
in how hard you've worked
and how much you've improved.
336
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,070
School's hard for me, Mom.
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00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,572
I know.
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00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,908
Brad, your best quality
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00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:04,213
has always been that you don't
give up when things get difficult.
340
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,248
I remember when you were a baby
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00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,651
and you first started
eating solid food,
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00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,686
the spoon never
got near your mouth,
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00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,722
you had applesauce
all over your hair.
344
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:17,559
Peas in your nose, which wasn't very
attractive because you sneezed a lot.
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00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,395
(imitates Brad's sneeze)
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00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,862
Yeah.
347
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,864
The important thing is
you wouldn't let us help you.
348
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,301
You did it till you
could do it yourself.
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00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,870
Or when you started
learning how to ride a bike.
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00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,872
Remember the bike I
built you? The Stingray?
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00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,440
We did the metal
plate paint job on that.
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00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,735
It had a banana seat,
and it had a heated
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00:20:34,759 --> 00:20:37,278
seat in that. We had
a coil run through that.
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00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,515
The point that your
father will eventually get to
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00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,517
is that no matter how
many times you fell,
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00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,686
you wouldn't let us hold onto the
bike. You were determined to do it.
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00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,155
I'm a genius.
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00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:49,724
I taught myself how
to eat and ride a bike.
359
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:54,963
You also taught yourself
how to get A's in school.
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00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,132
You were very proud
of yourself about that.
361
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,301
Yeah, but I had to bust my butt.
362
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:02,504
When I was in school,
English was my worst subject.
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00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,506
I thought it was history.
History and English.
364
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,508
What about-What about Spanish?
365
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:10,066
Put an el corko in
it, senõrita, all right?
366
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:17,352
The worst part of English
to me was creative writing,
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00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:20,255
where you had to express
all these great ideas I had.
368
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,025
It was really hard for me, but I
worked at it, and I worked it out,
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00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,828
and I got better grades, and
I felt great because of that.
370
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:30,599
Yeah, I gotta admit, getting
those A's felt pretty good.
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00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:34,169
The greatest
accomplishments in your life
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00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:37,239
are gonna be the things that
you really have to work hard for.
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00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,608
I guess you're right.
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00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,410
Of course she's
right. Look at me.
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00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,311
I was finally able
to express my ideas,
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00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,903
and one of them eventually
became the man's bedroom.
377
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,259
Hey.
378
00:21:58,283 --> 00:21:59,928
Hey, Randy.
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00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:02,864
Could one of you pick me
up after school tomorrow?
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00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,233
Yeah. High school
or junior high school?
381
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:09,103
Junior high school, but then you
have to take me to the high school.
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00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:11,862
Extracurricular activity?
Uh-huh. Detention.
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00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,445
You're getting detention
in high school now?
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00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:20,015
It wasn't my fault.
Well, who's fault was it?
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00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,150
I was trying to
concentrate on my work,
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00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,276
and all these kids kept on bugging
me about the man's bedroom.
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00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:40,924
Really? In your dreams, Pop.
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