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Welcome back to "Gadget Corner."
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Next, we have an
air-powered appliance mover.
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This is a very useful device.
I have one of these myself.
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It's a way to move furniture without
scratching the floor or hurting your back.
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These panels are
attached to a blower unit.
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Right. Marv, close in
here. I'll show you these.
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The air is forced into
these aluminum air beams.
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Which creates enough air pressure
to lift weights of up to 700 pounds.
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Which is how Al moves
his mom room to room.
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Can we just...
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Can we just
demonstrate this, please?
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You just sling the unit over
your shoulder and turn it on...
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and move your
refrigerator effortlessly.
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Wow! Hey!
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That is very useful.
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You can see how
useful this is, but it only
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will raise it about an
inch and a quarter.
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What happens if you
have to move it up a step?
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Well, then you would
do it the old-fashioned
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way - by the sweat of your brow.
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Let me show you how I'll do it.
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Heidi, my slightly tweaked
furniture mover, please.
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Here you go, Tim.
Thank you, Heidi.
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With the few modifications
I've made on this,
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I'll now be able to lift that
thing about a foot and a half.
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Help me out here.
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All right. Thank you, Heidi.
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Just... oh.
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Switch her on.
There you go. Lifts it...
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Oh!
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Unh!
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Hey, Brad, guess what I got.
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The girls' best and worst list.
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I can't believe you
got that. What is it?
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The girls in high school
pass around this list
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that says what they like about guys, like
best hair, best eyes, best personality.
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And guess who has best butt.
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No way. Let me see.
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Look all you want.
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Not your butt, idiot. The list.
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I can't believe I'm not on here.
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How could I lose "best
eyebrows" to Joey Pagoonis?
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He only has one.
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Hi, guys. Hi, Mom.
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Why are you standing like that?
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Just appreciating a work of art.
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Do you think the kids
are getting weirder?
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They've moved way past weird.
They're into that frightening category now.
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Wait till I tell you about what
I found out at school today.
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You know my friend Patty?
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That woman you like
'cause she's older than you?
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Yeah. Get a load of
this. She's pregnant.
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That's great.
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Patty doesn't think
so. She's 43 years old.
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She's got teenagers. She was
so thrilled to be back at school,
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and now everything's
gonna change.
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Well, maybe Patty and Mr. Patty
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should have used
some precautions.
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They were using precautions.
The same kind we use.
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(grunts) Oh, no.
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I wouldn't want to
find myself in that boat.
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I wouldn't want to find
myself in that harbor.
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Tim... we're pretty
much in agreement
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that our family is
complete, right?
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No more frightening weirdoes.
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Are you sure? Positive.
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Maybe we should think about some more
definitive action, something permanent.
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Separate bedrooms? Tim...
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That's great. You want a more permanent
solution, you have my total support.
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Honey, I'm talking about
you getting a vasectomy.
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You... You...
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You've lost my support.
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I thought you meant
the tube-tying thing.
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Well, I am talking about the
tube-tying thing, except it's your tubes.
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You can back up
that clip ship right now.
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Honey, it is much safer for
a man to get a vasectomy
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than it is for a woman
to have a tubal ligation.
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Says who, the Wives
with Knives Club?
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Look, if I do this, I have
to check into the hospital,
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go under general
anesthetic and have surgery.
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But a man has a vasectomy
right there in the doctor's office.
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It's much less invasive.
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Let me tell you something. Anytime
you're dealing with the downtown area...
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it's pretty darn invasive.
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My gynecologist gave me the
name of a very good urologist.
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Can we just go talk
to this Dr. Kaplan?
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Why are we slamming the door
on having more kids, anyway?
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A minute ago, you weren't
crazy about the ones we have.
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You called them
frightening weirdoes.
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I said it in a very positive
light. I love those little guys.
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Hey, kids, get down here! Daddy
wants to tell you how much he loves you!
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Hey, guys. Hey, Marty.
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Hey, Benny. Hey, Marty.
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Nice sweater.
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Wow. That reminds
me of something -
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when one of the kids spit up
after eating a whole box of crayons.
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That's very funny. Yeah.
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Jeez, who dresses
you, your wife?
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She didn't dress me.
She just bought it and...
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made me wear it.
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You are getting very
henpecked, Martin.
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Speaking of "pecked,"
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I heard about your little visit
with the urologist tomorrow.
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Marty, that's not
public information, OK?
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What's the matter?
Are you sick? No.
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Huh? Mm-mmm.
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It's your prostate, right?
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Mine's as big as a
Florida grapefruit.
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No. Jill's making Tim
get a vasectomy. Marty!
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A vasectomy? Wow.
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Oh, my God. Jill's
getting you fixed?
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I'm not getting a vasectomy.
I'm just talking about it.
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Yeah, well, all I know is,
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I'd never let Nancy
let me get clipped.
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I mean, who'd want someone
coming at you with a set of these?
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That's not what they use!
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Then what does the
vet use to cut them off?
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What? You don't go to
a vet. You go to a doctor.
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They don't cut anything off. They
just tie something off inside of you.
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I would still never
get a vasectomy.
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Well, why would you need one?
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Al, all I know is,
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once you have that happen,
you're... you're a changed man.
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You are not. It doesn't
change you at all.
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Tell that to my dog.
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We had Boomer neutered.
He was a changed animal.
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All he does now is he just runs around in
circles all day and chews on my slippers.
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He always did that.
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Yeah, but now he does it,
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and he's got this real
sad look on his face.
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I don't want to talk about this.
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You'd better talk about it now
'cause after you get it done...
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(high-pitched) ...you're
gonna be talking like this.
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You could be your own tool girl.
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That's real funny, guys.
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I think you're all
being very insensitive.
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A vasectomy is a noble way
for a man to take responsibility.
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Tim is making a
very loving choice.
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Shut up, Al.
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What do you do, Al? Sit on the can
all day reading Ladies Home Journal?
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Hey, Tim, pass me the
potato chips, would ya?
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Do I look like a waiter to you?
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Forget the chips. Got any nuts?
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We should go. I don't think
the doctor's gonna be here.
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Honey, it's only been
about 30 seconds.
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Really? It seems like
a lot longer, doesn't it?
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(woman) Harold, get back here!
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Another happy customer.
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Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Taylor. I'm
Dr. Kaplan. I'll be with you in a minute.
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(Dr. Kaplan) Harold!
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You brought me
here to see a woman?
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I didn't know she was a woman.
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My gynecologist just said that
Dr. Kaplan was the best urologist in town.
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How am I supposed to talk to a woman
about what's going on in Manland?
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Manland?
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Now you got a theme
park between your legs?
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Honey, you don't have to have
the surgery done by a woman.
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But as long as we're here, we might
as well listen to what she has to say.
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Sorry to keep you waiting.
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So, what brings you here today?
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We're interested in a vasectomy.
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She's more interested than I am.
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That's not uncommon.
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But let me assure you,
this is a very safe procedure.
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It's done here in the office.
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And it's totally foolproof,
right? Almost 100%.
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What if I change my mind?
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In some cases, it
can be reversed,
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but you shouldn't count
on that as an option.
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I mean change my mind about
being here, which I think I have.
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Tim, Tim, Tim, wait, wait, wait.
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Um... my husband, I think,
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is just concerned about how this
is gonna affect his performance.
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Honey!
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Let me handle this. You
see, I put on a good show.
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I just want to make
sure the curtain doesn't
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come down in the
middle of the first act.
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This will not in any way
affect your sexual function.
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We simply cut off the
flow of sperm... Oh, boy.
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To prevent it from
entering the seminal stream.
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So I'm fishing without bait now.
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No bait.
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Tell us what's involved
in the procedure.
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Yeah, I'm dying to hear this.
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The morning of your appointment,
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you'd have to shave in the area
where I'll be making the incisions.
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Shave?
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Here?
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It's just a routine procedure.
Not in my house it's not.
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What do you think, I wake up, brush
my teeth and shave Ping and Pong?
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Well, you could go to a barber,
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but it might be
a little awkward.
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The first thing I do is give
you a shot that's a local.
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Local, like here in Detroit?
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No. Local, like here
in your scrotum.
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Oh, boy.
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That does sting
for a few seconds.
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You think?
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Then I make two small cuts
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and simply divide
and tie up the tubes.
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The discomfort is very minimal.
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Why don't you tell that to
the boys in the basement?
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You'll be back to
normal in a few days.
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The only restriction is you
can't drive home that day.
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What? I can't drive?
Forget about it.
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What do you mean,
"Forget about it"?
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Honey, honestly, I was
really into it up till that point.
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The driving thing iced it.
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It's just one day!
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It's bad enough to separate
a man from his sperm.
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But separate a man from
his car? That's inhuman.
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Harold, wait up.
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Aren't you getting tired
of looking at your butt?
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Surprisingly, no.
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Let me tell you something no
one's ever gonna tell you in life.
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Looks matter and... I got 'em.
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Just too bad
you're sitting on 'em.
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Hi, Brad. Hey.
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Seriously, aren't my
eyebrows better than Joey's?
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Yeah. I told you
I voted for you.
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I can't believe I lost to a guy
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with a caterpillar
over his eyes.
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Hey, Brad, Angela. Hey,
Randy. How you doing?
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Great. You happen to see the
latest list? I made "best butt."
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I heard. Allison Lewis was having
a huge fight with her boyfriend,
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who has the cutest butt, because
he was talking to Tiffany Fink,
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so she made up this list, and
instead of putting his cute butt on it,
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she picked out the
scrawniest butt, which was you.
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Maybe I shouldn't have
told you that. You think?
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Sorry.
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I'm so embarrassed. Why
didn't you tell me he didn't know?
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If I knew he didn't know, I
wouldn't have said anything,
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because I'm usually careful
about what comes out of my mouth.
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Tim, didn't you hear one
word that doctor said?
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Yeah, yeah!
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She wants to take the
zip-a-dee out of my doo-dah.
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Look, I know how hard it was
for you to even talk to that doctor.
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But I had hoped that
once we got out of there,
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we could have a rational
discussion about it.
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We did in the car
on the way home.
242
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All you did all the way home
243
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was come up with one
ridiculous excuse after another.
244
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Not true. I merely said
that, for this sort of thing,
245
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it might be better to
wait for warmer weather.
246
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I'll knit you a little sweater.
247
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,140
You heard her. Shots, shaving?
248
00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,676
You don't understand
about the pain down there.
249
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:04,313
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait
a minute! (turns off TV)
250
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:07,483
I don't understand about
the pain down there?
251
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:12,321
I, who had three children
ripped from my loins...
252
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in what is laughingly
described as "natural" childbirth?
253
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:19,094
Oh, boy. Here we go.
254
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:23,833
The pain of childbirth. Isn't there
a statute of limitations on this?
255
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:26,869
Isn't there a statute of limitations
on you being a bonehead?
256
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,605
You are totally unwilling
to accept responsibility
257
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:33,676
for what I have accepted total
responsibility for since we met!
258
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,977
This is not about
accepting responsibility.
259
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:39,804
This is about me being neutered
and chewing on my slippers.
260
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,452
Who said anything
about you being neutered?
261
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,054
Certain experts I talked
to. Harry and Benny?
262
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:49,158
Where did they get their
degrees, University of I'm An Idiot?
263
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,694
Well, they may be idiots,
264
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,085
but they think
exactly like I do.
265
00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:01,270
Oh, is that you, neighbor?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
266
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,806
Hi, Wilson. What are you doing?
267
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:07,008
I'm gathering some
twigs for my terrarium.
268
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:10,145
It's mating time
for my new spiders.
269
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,881
You know, Tim, it's
a little-known fact,
270
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,983
but the male spider's sex organ
271
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:18,087
is located at the
end of one of its legs.
272
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:21,724
Better keep that
spider away from Jill.
273
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:24,415
He won't have a leg to stand on.
274
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,266
I'm not sure I follow.
275
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:34,537
She wants, um... she wants
me to have a vasectomy.
276
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,706
Ah, I follow.
277
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:39,207
I know a lot of guys get
them. I'm not one of those guys.
278
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:42,244
I don't want anybody messing...
you know... with the, you know.
279
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:46,082
(laughs) Well, Tim,
it's perfectly natural
280
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,483
for a man to be
proud of his virility.
281
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,687
It gives him a sense of power to
be able to pass down his genes.
282
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:55,056
Yeah. I like power in
my genes. Oh-oh-oh.
283
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,993
(chuckles) In fact,
in many cultures,
284
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,296
a man is measured by
his ability to procreate.
285
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,698
In the Zulu tribe
of KwaZulu-Natal,
286
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the more children a man
has, the higher his status.
287
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,839
I don't want to have more
children. I just like knowing that I can.
288
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,574
Hmm.
289
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:16,411
When Jill first told me she was
pregnant, I never felt more like a man.
290
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:19,848
Well, that's perfectly
understandable.
291
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,417
I knew a guy would understand.
292
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:26,121
I also understand there are lots of
other things that make you a man.
293
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,756
Such as?
294
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:31,593
Well, the way you live your
life, take care of your kids...
295
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your commitment to Jill.
296
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So I should get a vasectomy?
297
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:40,068
Oh, Tim, I can't
tell you what to do.
298
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:43,372
I do know if I had a vasectomy, I
would not feel like any less of a man.
299
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,063
Well, if you had
one, neither would I.
300
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,479
Hey, Tim.
301
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,715
What are you doing here? Did you guys
come up with another vasectomy joke?
302
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:57,452
Uh, actually, we
came up with 12,
303
00:17:57,476 --> 00:18:00,289
but that's not why I'm
here. I, uh... (clears throat)
304
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:04,426
I came by to apologize for the other
day. We were a little rough on you.
305
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,095
Hey, no kidding.
306
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,764
Harry, I can take
a joke, OK? Yeah.
307
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,566
You know, Tim, lots of
guys have had vasectomies,
308
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,003
and they're just as
manly as they ever were.
309
00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:16,560
Oh, yeah? You name one.
310
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,576
Me. Huh?
311
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,834
Yeah. I had one five years ago.
312
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:29,151
Really? At least we know it doesn't
make your voice get any higher.
313
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,576
Actually, it did.
314
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:37,426
If you got a vasectomy, why didn't you
say something in your store the other day?
315
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:41,563
Oh, in front of those jerks?
Look how they went after you.
316
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,833
I can't believe you
had a vasectomy.
317
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:46,068
Delores wanted to
have her tubes tied,
318
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,336
and she was really
scared about the operation.
319
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,439
You know, she's been through
childbirth four times, and...
320
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:55,577
I've been to 'Nam. I've been shot,
stabbed, kicked, bit, mortared, bombed.
321
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:58,235
I figured, hey,
what's a snip or two?
322
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,117
You know, this is
amazing. Really amazing.
323
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,119
You know a guy all your life,
324
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,703
and you don't know what's
going on under his pants.
325
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:15,030
You know, just between you
and me, there's nothing to it.
326
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:18,734
You feel the same as you did before.
The only difference is your sex life.
327
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:22,638
What happens to it?
Anytime, anyplace.
328
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,006
(laughs)
329
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,775
Anytime, anyplace.
330
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:27,842
You got it.
331
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,812
So this helped
your relationship?
332
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,846
Well, nothing could
help our relationship.
333
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:35,016
But our sex life
is a lot better.
334
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,486
This morning, I was
getting ready to go to work,
335
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,389
Dolores came in with curlers
in her hair and nothing else...
336
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,413
Harry, you've helped enough.
337
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,365
I'd love to stay, but I promised
my mom I'd be home by 5:30,
338
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:53,068
and if I'm late, she'll lecture me,
and she goes on and on and on.
339
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,103
You can't get a
word in edgewise.
340
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,206
I don't know if you
know any people like that.
341
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,275
Just one. See ya.
342
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,509
Bye. Hi.
343
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,233
Bye. Bye.
344
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,682
(sniffs) Whoo. Smells
good. What are we eating?
345
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,717
Takeout.
346
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,720
Ah, my favorite. I
think I'm ready to talk.
347
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,655
About?
348
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,692
About what you want to talk
about that I didn't want to talk about.
349
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,094
The vasectomy? Yep.
350
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,263
I think the trouble I'm having
351
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:25,300
is that even though I don't
want any more children,
352
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:29,438
the thought that I can't would
kind of make me feel like...
353
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:32,362
Less of a man. That would be it.
354
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,577
Tim, if I had my tubes tied,
355
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,646
would you see me
as less of a woman?
356
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,981
No.
357
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,750
Why should it be
any different for you?
358
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,919
And why would it be
any different for me?
359
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,421
If you did this,
360
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,224
not only would you be
protecting me from surgery,
361
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:54,563
but you'd be making a real
commitment to me and our relationship.
362
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,098
In my eyes, that makes
you more of a man.
363
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,155
(grunts) I want to be
more of a man. Yeah.
364
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,740
What do you think? I
think I have more questions.
365
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,476
OK. Such as what?
366
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:11,379
Do they make a home kit so I
can do it right here in the garage?
367
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:13,403
I don't think so.
368
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,851
Could this count as
your birthday present?
369
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,454
Absolutely, yeah.
370
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,946
For once, I wouldn't have
to stand in line to return it.
371
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,028
And while I'm
preparing for this,
372
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:28,819
will you go out and find me
a very, very mild aftershave?
373
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,001
Yeah, I'll work on that.
374
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:34,505
Gotta be careful about
slapping it on, too.
375
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,616
We're going to the park.
We'll be back in a bit.
376
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,319
OK, dinner's at six.
All right. We'll be here.
377
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,508
All right.
378
00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,494
(gasps)
379
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:00,996
Honey...
380
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:04,554
I don't know if this vasectomy
was such a good idea.
381
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:09,626
Sure it was. Anywhere, anytime.
382
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:11,940
Kitchen counter?
383
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:15,266
No, no, no. The attic.
384
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,682
No. That was too dusty.
385
00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:23,307
Maybe we should try someplace
we haven't been in a while.
386
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,450
Our bedroom. Bedroom.
387
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:32,193
Um... while I'm
preparing for this,
388
00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:35,737
will you go out and find me
a very, very mild aftershave?
389
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,322
I'd work on it, yes.
390
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:48,304
Remind me not to use
toilet paper if I nick myself.
390
00:22:49,305 --> 00:23:49,309
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