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Oh, that must be
Bud's new truck.
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I told you he was
getting one. Yeah.
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Hi, Mr. Harper.
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So, what brings
you out on location?
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What brings me out here
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is I'm your boss and
I sign your paycheck.
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And what lovely
penmanship you have, sir.
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Al, nobody likes a suck-up.
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Oh, by the way, Tim,
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thanks for the
custom gear-shift knob
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you got me for my truck.
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It's OK, boss.
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Bud, there's a telephone
call for you inside.
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Thanks, Heidi. Sure.
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All right, Al, once
we go on the air,
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I'll go up and nail
that facia board
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and you'll give the tips
on winter painting, all right?
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Be careful. You don't want to
drop anything on Bud's new truck.
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Well, why don't
you just move it?
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Heidi, I'll need some masking
tape. Sure. Here you go.
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Thanks. Hey, Tim!
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This new gear-shift knob doesn't
have any numbers or letters on it.
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Which one is Reverse?
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Uh, over and down.
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No, up and over that -
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OK, my left. Your
left would be -
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My - My left.
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Yeah.
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Aah!
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Tim! Are you all right?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
The truck broke my fall.
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(groans) Oh, no,
look at this truck.
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Do you think we can clean
the paint off before Bud sees it?
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Oh, no!
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Hey, Mark, lookin' good.
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Thanks. I only got one more
decal to put on, and I'm done.
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How are you doin'?
What do you think?
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Doesn't really
look like a Spitfire.
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That's because it's a
combination Spitfire and Mustang.
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I don't what to call it - a
Spitstang or a Musfire.
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I've never seen mag
wheels on a plane before.
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Or a real spoiler and
dual exhaust. Huh?
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Why would you
need all that stuff?
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In case you pull up next to a guy on
a cloud who wants to race, that's why.
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Hi, guys. Hi, honey.
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Dad and I finished
building our planes.
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Oh, wow.
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Mark, your Spitfire looks great.
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How about mine?
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I think you should spit
on it and set it on fire.
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I think this is the best
one I've made so far.
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I'm gonna go put it with
my others. It's beautiful.
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I'm so glad you found a hobby.
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It is so great he finally found
something he likes doing.
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No one could be happier than me.
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One thing I've always said about my
boys - if they can't learn to love cars,
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please, God, let them love
something with an engine.
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You know where you could take
him? The Yankee Air Museum.
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I just read they're having
some kind of special exhibit.
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That's a great idea.
I'll take him Saturday.
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I won't have to suffer through
one of your piano lessons again.
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Excuse me. Did you say "suffer"?
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Well, suffer in a good way.
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We all know that...
suffering makes us stronger.
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Tim, do you have any
idea how lame that was?
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I'm never sure till I'm done.
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(♪ Beethoven's
"Moonlight" Sonata)
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(plays wrong note)
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(wrong chords)
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(wrong notes)
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You know, I really need
to get this piano tuned.
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I don't think it's the piano.
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You obviously
haven't been practicing.
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Oh, yes, I have.
Thirty minutes a day?
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Yes. Every day?
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Every day, almost.
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Which means once a week.
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And when she is playing, she's
usually talking on the phone.
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Complaining how
annoying her teacher is.
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Really?
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No! No, not you. That's
my psychology teacher.
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Thanks a lot, boys.
You've been a big help.
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Hey, any time.
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Jill, why do you want
to play the piano?
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Well, um, when I was a child,
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everybody said that I
showed a lot of promise.
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Apparently that promise
has been broken.
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Are you saying I
should just give up?
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No, I'm saying that if
you want to learn to play,
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you have to commit
to it and focus.
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I am focused. I'm focused!
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I just - I have a
very hectic schedule.
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I have three boys, and my
husband is insane, and I go to school.
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I had tons of homework
this week - Can it!
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I've been teaching for 50 years.
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I've heard every
excuse in the book.
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"I broke a nail."
"Dog ate my music."
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"Had to go fight
in World War II."
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Fighting for your country
is not a good excuse?
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Not for me.
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Jill, I have no
tolerance for slackers.
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If you want to be my student,
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you have to practice
30 minutes every day
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and focus, focus, focus.
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You know, I love what
you're doing with your hair.
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(playing badly)
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Man, I thought
when you practice,
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you're supposed to get better.
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That only works if you have
a little thing called talent.
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You know, maybe it's just us.
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(wrong notes)
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It's not us.
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Hey, I've got an idea. Come on.
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Hey, Mom, the music
sounds fantastic.
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You think?
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I actually thought I
was listening to a radio.
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Well, I still have the rest of
the half-hour to do, you know.
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I gotta play this...
four more times.
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That would be a big mistake.
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Really? How come?
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There is a danger
in over-practicing.
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There's a bigger danger
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in trying to pull a fast
one on your mother.
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Now listen, guys, I'm going
to play this until I get it right.
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All right, but don't blame us
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when you miss your
grandchildren's weddings.
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Sounds great, honey. I thought
I was listening to the radio.
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Brad and Randy
already tried that.
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Really? Did they try this?
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If you don't stop playing that
piano, I'm going to kill myself.
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No, they didn't. How
was the airplane museum?
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The best. You should see
what they have there, Mom.
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A B-52 Stratofortress
and our favorite -
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an F-102 Delta Dagger,
and best of all, no piano.
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And they let us go up in
one of those turboprops.
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Ooh, one of those simulator
things? No, a little plane.
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You took him up in a
little plane? (both) Yeah.
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Those things are
disasters waiting to happen.
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They're like Tool
Time with wings.
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No, they're not.
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Dad said I could
take flying lessons
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if you said it was OK.
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Oh. Did he?
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He might have.
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So, what do you say?
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I say that this is
one of those things
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your father and I need
to discuss in private.
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OK, but just remember,
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I've never wanted to do
anything more in my entire life.
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Only you could turn a trip to the
museum into a journey to death.
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Before you get all
bent out of shape,
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let's just take a look at the
facts in here. No, here is a fact.
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There is no one who's
going to convince me
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that an 11-year-old child
should be taking flying lessons.
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They teach a lot of kids how to
fly, a lot of them younger than Mark.
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That doesn't make it safe.
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They have a lot
of sistis-sti-sis-stit-
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There's sta-stistis-
There's ta-ta-ta-
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There's facts in here that
show that flying a small plane
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is safer than driving a car.
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Well, sure, the way you drive.
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Look, he'd be trained by a
highly experienced instructor
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who's logged over
1,00 hours in this plane.
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I don't care if it's
a million hours.
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It only takes ten seconds to
crash. Honey, honey, honey,
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we in the aviation business...
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don't use the word "crash."
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It sounds so negative.
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Well, honey, some of us think
a plane going down in flames
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is kind of a negative thing.
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These planes are perfectly
safe. They're checked.
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Every 100 hours, they
inspect the engine, the airframe.
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Do they inspect the
brains of the parents
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who sign their kids up for these
classes? Maybe. Read the brochure.
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I haven't read the whole thing.
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There is no way I'm
gonna let Mark do this.
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He's finally found
something he likes to do.
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He's got a hobby now.
No, fishing is a hobby.
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Building model
planes - that's a hobby.
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Flying kamikaze missions
over Detroit - not a hobby.
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Kamikaze missions?
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You know what happens when
a mother babies her son like this?
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He turns into Al.
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So, can I take flying lessons?
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I'm sorry, honey, but your
father and I discussed it,
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and we decided that
it's really not a good idea.
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In other words, Mom
said no and you caved.
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I didn't cave. She thi-
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She and I... think it'd be
better if you got a little older
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to take these lessons.
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How old?
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Ever heard of a man
named Methuselah?
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Hi there. Welcome back
to a very special Tool Time.
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Al, I guess we should move
back to our interview area.
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Better yet, let's have the
interview area move to us.
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Good idea. Heidi, the
interview area, please.
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Here you go, Tim.
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Two years ago, we
were fortunate enough
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to have the crew of the
Space Shuttle Endeavour.
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Today we're honored
to meet the crew
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of the Space Shuttle Columbia.
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(cheers and applause)
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It's amazing that
they're here, right?
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Yes, it is, especially
after you tried to steal
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one of the Endeavour
crew's space tools.
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I borrowed it in case I was
taking my family to the gas giant.
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That would be Jupiter,
not your mother.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
let's have a warm welcome
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for the crew of the
Space Shuttle Columbia.
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(cheers and whistles)
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First let's welcome
Ken Bowersox,
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who's been here with
us before on Tool Time.
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He was with Endeavour last time.
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Welcome aboard. Thank you, Tim.
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For the record, I'd like to say
that you did try to steal that tool.
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And for the record,
I'd just like to say
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"Bowersox" is still
a real funny name.
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Next to Ken is Cady Coleman.
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(cheers and applause)
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And next to her,
Kathryn Thornton,
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who's spent over
1,000 hours in space.
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That's right, Tim.
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Tim, and 21 of those hours
were outside the cabin.
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Anything to get
away from Ken, huh?
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No, Tim, we were doing things
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like trying to repair the
Hubble Space Telescope.
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Aw, you don't have
to cover for him.
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And last but not least
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Payload Specialists
Fred Leslie and Al Sacco.
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Let me ask a question I'm
sure most of us want to know.
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Do your mothers worry about
you being in outer space? Ken?
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No, my mom never has a problem
with me orbiting around the Earth.
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She only gets nervous when
I fly in those small airplanes.
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(mutters) ...Jill, I'm sure
he's just kidding around.
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So, Al, guess what I have in
common with all these astronauts.
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You've all had a
fire lit under your butt
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and shot into space?
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Well, that, and a Ph.D.
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If you remember a couple
months ago, I got a Ph.D.
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All the astronauts
also have Ph.D.'s.
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Actually, Tim, that's not true.
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Everyone has one but me.
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Well, isn't that a shame, Ken?
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Do you guys razz him
for not havin' a doctorate?
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No, we don't, Tim. Why not?
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'Cause he's the commander.
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Fred, why don't you tell us a little
something about what you guys did up there?
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Al, we had a 16-day
mission, where we
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conducted a number
of scientific experiments.
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And we focused on things
like the physics of fluids.
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(chuckles) Give
me a couple beers,
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I'll teach you all you need to
know about physics of fluids.
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Then I guess our mission
was completely unnecessary.
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Before the astronauts
went up in space,
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I put a little care package
together for NASA -
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a special screwdriver I made
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and some classic
episodes of Tool Time.
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They came in very handy.
Who got to use the screwdriver?
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That was me, and I brought along
a videotape of me using it in space.
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Thanks, Kathryn. Heidi,
let's take a look at it.
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Congratulations, Tim,
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on your first
intergalactic screwup.
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00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,410
Well, you enjoyed the Tool
Time episodes, didn't ya?
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We watched 'em every night. It really
helped us unwind after a hard day in space.
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(Tim) Let's take a look at that.
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Ah, the Porta-Potti episode.
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(Al on video) ...truly
the unsung hero...
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We never slept better, Tim.
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(muted notes)
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Brad!
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Randy!
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00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,616
Yeah, Mom?
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How do you explain this?
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We were looking for the hamper
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in the middle of the night,
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and obviously
we were a little off.
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Am I that bad?
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Let me put it this way.
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Have you ever seen us pick
up our dirty laundry before?
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No, you're right, but
now you can pick it up
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and go put it on the
washing machine, OK?
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00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,850
Hi, Mark.
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You're still not talking to me?
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00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:54,390
Ohh, honey. Look, look.
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I got you something really cool.
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This is a P-38
Lightning. Keep it.
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I don't care about
planes anymore.
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00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,367
Well, couldn't you
find another hobby?
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Like what, stamp collecting?
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Well, that'd be good. Or
coins. Or paperweights.
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I, as a child,
collected butterflies.
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I, as a child, could care less.
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(grunts)
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Wilson?
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Well, hi-ho, good neighbor.
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Are you trying to get pneumonia
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or rehearsing for a
production of No, No, Nanette?
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00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:49,077
No, no, no, Jill.
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00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,781
Have you ever heard
of the Polar Bear Club?
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00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:55,517
Yeah, it's that group of maniacs
that swim in the middle of winter.
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00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,941
Well, say hello to
the head maniac.
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Boy, this could be
an invigorating hobby.
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At least it's less dangerous
than the one Mark wants to have.
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00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,829
He wants to take flying lessons.
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00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,964
Oh. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Uh-huh.
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00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,801
And Tim is trying to
convince me of how safe it is.
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As an experienced
pilot, I can assure you
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that learning with a licensed
instructor is quite safe.
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I didn't know you were
a pilot. Oh, yes, indeedy.
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I've logged over 1,000 hours since
I flew spy planes during the war.
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You were a spy?
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Which war?
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I'm not at liberty to say.
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00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:36,692
Well, I just hate the idea of
Mark flying in those planes.
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My father flew in those small
military planes all the time...
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Right... and even
though it was peacetime,
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my mother was always a
basket case until he got back.
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You know, we all were.
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00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:49,305
Well, Jill, from what
you tell me of your family,
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I am reminded of the
behavior of baboons.
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The studies have shown
that the offspring of baboons
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pick up their parents' fears
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whether those fears
are justified or not.
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00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,051
So you're saying
that I'm afraid for Mark
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because my mother
projected her fears onto me.
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00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,590
Well, I can't say that for sure.
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00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,292
Jill, have you ever
been up in a small plane?
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00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,294
Of course.
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The Dumbo ride at Disney World.
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00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,200
Well, I think what
would really help you
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is to take a ride
in a small aircraft
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just to see how darn
safe they really are.
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00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:26,575
I don't think so.
I'd be too scared.
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00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:31,212
Well, are you really scared, or are
you just echoing your mother's fears?
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00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:32,948
I don't know.
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00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:36,518
I'd hate to think that I was passing
my fears on to the kids, though.
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00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,387
Thanks to their father, they're
already afraid of glues, hammers
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00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:42,057
and anything in reverse.
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00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,926
Well, I'd be glad
to take you up.
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00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:48,185
It's just that there are a
few countries I can't fly over.
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Which ones?
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00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,592
I'm not at liberty to say.
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00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,609
How am I doin', Wilson?
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00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,433
Very well.
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00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:08,049
Especially for someone who's
never taken a flying lesson.
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00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,552
You seem to have
a natural aptitude.
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00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,053
He sure does.
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00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:14,989
Hey, Mark, watch out for
the skydiver by the crosswalk!
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00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:16,691
(laughs)
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00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,727
How's it goin' back there, Jill?
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00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,228
Pretty good!
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00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,965
It's not near as scary
as I thought it would be.
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00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,633
Well, then perhaps
you'd consider
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00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,236
removing your
fingernails from my thigh.
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00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,338
Sorry.
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00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,539
This is really
cool, isn't it, Mom?
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00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,509
Way cool!
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00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,744
Boy, you can sure
see a lot of stuff.
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00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,414
Look, the Silverdome's
over - Aah!
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00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,648
Whoops! Oh-oh.
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00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,050
What'd I do?
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00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,084
"Whoops" is not a
word I want to hear
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00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:45,186
2,000 feet up in the air.
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00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:46,922
(engine dies)
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00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,491
Oh, my God. Oh, my
God, what's happening?
367
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:52,962
Tim hit the mixture control,
which caused the engine to die.
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00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:55,464
"Die" is even worse
than "whoops"!
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00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,432
Don't panic, Jill.
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00:20:57,456 --> 00:21:00,002
I'll just readjust the mixture,
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00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,470
and I'll level the course.
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00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:05,841
There, that's better.
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00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:09,044
I'm sorry, everybody. Is there
something I can do, Wilson?
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00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:12,281
Well, actually, Tim, there's a
very special job I have for you.
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00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,450
Great. What is it?
Take your hands...
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00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:18,653
Got 'em. Place them
firmly under your butt...
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00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:19,922
OK.
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00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:24,193
And leave them there
for the rest of the flight.
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00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:26,895
So, Mom, can I
take flying lessons?
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00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:30,966
Yeah... as long as you
leave your father home.
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00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,202
Wilson, can we land now?
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00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:36,138
Land? I never
learned how to do that.
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00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:37,573
Oh, no.
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00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,208
He's kidding.
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00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:42,966
You're kiddin', right?
I'm not at liberty to say.
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00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:49,740
(playing badly)
387
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:04,032
What happened to
focus, focus, focus?
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00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:08,237
It went out the window,
window, window.
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00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:11,806
Jill, you were supposed
to practice every day.
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00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,343
I... I tried, I
tried, but my kids,
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00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:19,481
they just kept stuffing their
dirty laundry in my piano.
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00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,483
Laundry in the piano?
393
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,918
Yeah. Yeah.
394
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,354
Jill, if you weren't
going to practice,
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00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,722
you might have spent the time
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00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:30,414
coming up with a better excuse.
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00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:35,797
You know, Bowersox, up in
space, you may be commander,
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00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:39,267
but down here, I
am... mission control.
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00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,970
You guys are good at
getting out of tight situations?
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00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,994
Try this.
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00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:56,573
We'll be right back after these
few messages from Binford.
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00:22:57,305 --> 00:23:57,534
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