(♪ "Tool Time" theme)
Welcome to Green Week here on Tool Time.
That's right. We'll be demonstrating how you can use recycled material
to build a beautiful home like this.
The walls in this home are made out of recycled paper.
The studs from recycled old cars.
Studs from old cars. That clears up the mystery.
I used to be an old car.
All right. Well, we're gonna show you
how you can use old tires and aluminum cans
to build walls.
It's very simple, actually. You stack your tires like so.
To stabilize them,
put a little dirt in there... like that.
Making sure to put aluminum cans in the holes
before you put the dirt in.
Use light-beer cans, and your wall's less filling.
You know, our friends in the animal kingdom
have been using recycled materials
to build their homes since the beginning of time.
How many friends do you have in the animal kingdom?
"A hippo's coming over, bringing that casserole I like."
"Oh, look. I'll play charades with the cheetah."
You know, the African hornbill
builds his own nest out of his own dung.
That's an interesting piece of news.
You go to his house, you can actually say this without him getting mad,
"Boy, this house smells just like..." Tim.
We're gonna finish off our wall with adobe,
which is a mixture of sand, straw and mud.
Just trowel her on.
You can use a trowel, or you can use your bare hands.
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Ah, there's nothing like the feel of fresh adobe
underneath your fingernails.
Pile it on, Al.
I might add that, for you ladies at home,
adobe makes a wonderful mudpack for the face.
Why don't you show them how to do that, Al?
I'd love to, Tim.
Brad, you don't need to take apart the flathead.
We're not putting this old motor back in the new hot rod.
Dad, this engine's in better condition than we thought.
Doesn't matter. I wasn't gonna use it, anyway.
What kind of engine are we going with?
I haven't decided yet.
You haven't decided for five months.
I'm gonna think about it.
Putting a motor in a hot rod is the most important decision a man can make.
I thought marriage was the most important.
Well, marriage, engine in a hot rod -
they'll be debating that till the end of time.
I still think we oughta use this flathead.
Look, this is a serious hot rod.
It's gonna need some serious power, buddy.
Power isn't everything.
Bite your tongue, Brad.
This whole car will be retro.
We can soup up this flathead and get plenty of power.
We can't get the same horsepower as we can get
out of a big-block - a 427, 454.
We got time to go to Batten Performance. We'll check out what they're doing.
Aw, I can't go now. I promised Mom I'd get a haircut.
Hey, great. Maybe this time, you'll let the barber
actually touch the scissors to your hair.
What are you talking about? Last time, he took off almost a quarter of an inch.
Quarter of an inch? I got more hair in my nose than that.
Would you stop bugging me, Dad? It's my hair.
Yeah, but your hair lives in my house.
Why do we go through this every time?
We wouldn't have to if you'd get a decent haircut. Get something more traditional.
Like yours? Yeah.
What's the matter with my hair?
I hate to tell you, but that look went out with those machines
that played those round black things on them that spun.
Record player. Ah.
Record player? We were just reading about that in our history class.
Hi. How'd the audition go? Should I call you Randy or Romeo?
Well, until they make up their mind, you can call me "Randy-o."
What does that mean?
They narrowed it down to three guys, and the final auditions are Tuesday.
Cool. That is so great. You're in the final three.
Out of the original four.
Well, I'm sure you're gonna get it, anyway.
I don't know. One of those kids has been the lead in all the school plays.
But I'll bet that he doesn't come from a theatrical family.
I hate to break this to you, Mom, but Tool Time isn't exactly great theater.
Even though it does usually end in tragedy.
I'm not talking about your father. I'm talking about me.
I was the best Juliet ever
at the Hockaday School for Girls.
I was also their best Othello.
I'm sure you were a very convincing black man.
I'd be happy to rehearse lines with you.
No offense, but if I'm gonna play a love scene,
I'd rather not do it with someone who was around when the play was written.
I only hope that you look as good as I do
when you're 350 years old.
Hey, everybody.
I think I just found my Juliet.
Brad, your hair is so, um...
Cool, isn't it? I was gonna go with my usual quarter of an inch,
but at the last second, I decided to go for something just a bit different.
And you got it.
I was a little nervous at first,
but I think this look's really working for me.
Well, it's interesting. It's short, it's long.
It's got a tail. It's interesting.
You don't like it, do you? No, I didn't say that.
It just takes time to get used to. I'm getting used to it.
I'm sure, eventually, that I'll like it.
I'm there. I like it. All right.
Who wouldn't like it?
Hey, everybody. Hey, Dad.
What the hell happened to you?
I got a haircut.
With what, a weed whacker? Tim.
What is this thing? It's a ponytail.
Why did you do that to yourself?
I went to the barber, I saw the picture, and I thought it looked cool.
You look like an idiot.
Just give it some time. You're gonna get used to it.
I don't want to. Yes, you do.
No, I don't. None of your other friends have haircuts like this.
You're always telling me not to be like my friends.
If all my friends jumped in a lake, would you want me to?
With hair like this, I'd ask you to join in.
You're real funny.
I'm not taking you to the hot-rod shop looking like that.
Just because of my hair? You got it.
You promised you'd take him.
No. I don't want to go anymore. I don't give a crap about his hot rod or engine.
Don't talk to me like that.
I won't talk to you. I won't talk to you, either.
Fine. Double fine.
(both) Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Well...
that was mature.
Don't blame him. He's just a kid.
I was talking about you.
You like that haircut?
No, but it's no big deal. It's just hair.
He looks like Pebbles Flintstone.
Tim, what Brad is doing is perfectly normal for his age.
He's just expressing himself. He's being an individual.
So how do we get him to stop?
Why get so whipped up about something as unimportant as hair?
It's more important than you think.
You let him get away with that, next, he wants his earring.
Earrings turn to tattoos, tattoos to crime.
Crime turns to jail and another bad haircut.
Well, I'm glad you're taking the rational approach.
We should let him get away with whatever he wants?
No. I am saying we should pick our fights.
Well, I'm picking this one.
You're too lenient because of the way you were brought up.
Lenient? Hello. I was raised in a military family.
Hello. During peacetime.
Tim, my parents were so strict
that none of us ever had a chance to express ourselves.
As soon as I left the house, I went wild. Yeah.
Your famous bra-less years. Whoa.
You know I did worse stuff than that.
It's not the same with boys. We need to be strict with them.
If my mother weren't tough, I'd have gotten in a lot of trouble.
You did get in a lot of trouble.
Yes, but I had a neat and attractive haircut.
"Farewell, farewell. One kiss, and I'll descend."
"Art thou gone so, love, Lord, ay, husband, friend?
"I must hear from thee every day in the hour.
For in a minute, there are many days."
Ohh.
Mom, do you think your Juliet might be a bit over the top?
Look, acting is all about passion.
You have to convey the passion to the back row of the theater.
With acting like that, don't worry about the back row.
The whole theater'll be empty.
OK, OK. One of my best qualities as an actress
is I can take direction,
so I'm gonna just take this down a notch, and let's do it again.
Can I remind you I'm the one trying out for the play?
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Come on, come on, come on.
"I doubt it not, and all these woes shall serve
for sweet discourses in our times to come."
"O God, I have an ill-divining soul.
"Methinks I see thee, now thou art below,
as one dead..."
You know, me thinketh she stinketh.
Ice-cold pop for my favorite son.
I'm your favorite son?
Well, you're my last hope.
One son looks like a sumo wrestler,
the other one's in there putting moves on his mother.
Dad, I hope you never get mad at me
like you did at Brad.
I won't have to get mad at you like I got at Brad.
You'll never come home with a haircut that looks like the back of Mr. Ed.
You're measuring for the new engine?
Obviously you're not listening to me.
I thought you didn't care about the hot rod.
I don't. If you want to mess it up by sticking in the wrong engine,
that's your business.
You won't have my help anyway. I don't need your help.
Fine. Well, fine.
Double fine. (both) Fine, fine, fine.
Did I mention that you're my favorite son?
"When he bestrides the lazy puffying of the clouds
and floats upon the bosom of the air."
"O, Romeo, Romeo...
"Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name."
Oh, Wilson, I gotta tell you,
you're a much better Juliet than Mom.
Well, thank you, young Randy.
I wouldn't want to disparage another actor,
but at the Greenville School for Boys,
I was known as quite a breathtaking Juliet.
And it wasn't easy playing a love scene
opposite that pimple-faced Herman Dilbert.
You know, I got nothing from him.
It was like acting with a head of lettuce.
Wilson, could we?
As you wish.
"Or if thou wilt not be but sworn my love,
and I'll no longer be a Capulet."
Well, I guess I'm the one that's no longer a Capulet.
Apparently I've been replaced.
No, you haven't.
I was just out here rehearsing with Wilson
so I'd be good enough to rehearse with you.
Jill, I am so sorry.
I had no idea I was usurping your role.
Oh, come on. You've had your eye on this part all week.
Now, that is not true.
Young Randy came out here and beseeched me to step into the role.
You beseeched him?
I didn't beseech anybody. I don't even know what "beseech" means.
There's no way that Wilson's Juliet is better than mine.
You know, the Hockaday Herald said
that my Juliet was so moving
that they didn't even need Romeo.
Ah, well, my school newspaper
said that I was "an astonishing Juliet.
A vision of budding femininity." Oh, pfft.
Girls?
My audition's tomorrow. Who's gonna help me?
I will. I will. Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
Or if thou wilt not be but sworn my love...
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
"What's in a name?"
(both) "That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
So, Rom - So, Romeo.
Yo, Romeo.
Welcome back to Green Week here on Tool Time.
We'll show you how to make your car more environmentally friendly.
First, let's talk about how we can reduce
those foul fumes that pollute the air.
You might help out by knocking off those breakfast burritos.
Getting back to engines,
let's talk about the octane in your gasoline.
If you're using premium, you may be using more octane than you need.
You're not getting more power, just polluting the air more.
That's right. In most cases, 87 octane
is all you need for proper combustion.
Speaking of combustion... Hold on a second.
Any of you guys blow up at one of your sons
'cause he came home with a bad haircut?
Oh, yeah. Yeah? You?
Yeah.
You feel like talking about it? Sure.
Come on, give him a Tool Time welcome. Get the guy down here.
We're supposed to be talking about the environment.
This is called hair pollution.
Tim. Tim. Tim. Tim!
My kid destroyed the environment at my house
by coming home with a psycho Barbie haircut.
Who do we have here? Kendall.
Welcome to Tool Time. Give him a round of applause and sit over here, Kendall.
When you get back to engines, give me a call.
So, Kendall, tell us about your boy.
Well, Cloyd's 19.
Cloyd?
Well, I wanted "Clem," the wife wanted "Lloyd," and we compromised.
You're kidding, right? No.
All right. So tell us more about the haircut.
When he was 15, Cloyd came home with one of those punk haircuts,
the kind with those spikes sticking out all over.
What you do is just grab him by the heels
and use him to aerate your lawn.
You're kidding, right? Yeah.
(mouths)
So when he came home with the bad haircut, you -
I can tell by you, you laid down the law.
I grounded him till he agreed to get hisself a normal haircut.
Boy, was he mad at me.
Get past it. A kid's gonna be mad at you.
Don't worry, 'cause you just want the best for him.
You want him to be someone you can be proud of. Right?
That's right, Tim. So he's 19 now.
Years have passed. How's Cloyd doing now?
Well, it's kinda hard to say.
I haven't heard from him since he shaved his head and joined that cult.
Huh?
The wife says they gave him one of those silly names. Now he's Baba Ram Cloyd.
You're kidding.
What do you think?
It's getting pretty darn hard to tell right now.
Well, unfortunately, I'm not kidding, Tim.
Well... we'll be right back with Tool Time
after these messages from Binford Tools.
Hi, honey. How's it going?
I got a problem.
What's the matter?
Wilson's a more convincing 13-year-old girl than I am.
And you think you have the problem? Is Brad home?
He's up in his room. You're not gonna yell at him again.
No. Calm, rational discussion.
What are you gonna say?
First, I need him to help build the hot rod. It's our project.
Second, I don't want him running off with a cult
and calling himself Baba-Raba-Lama-Ding-Dong Brad.
(knock on door)
Come in.
Man. Hey, Brad, are you in here someplace?
Can we talk for a minute?
If it's about my hair, forget it.
It is about your hair. Now listen up.
I've been thinking about it, and I'm able to look past your hair...
right into your bald scalp.
That's OK if that's the look you're going for.
What are you saying?
I'm saying wear your hair however you want it.
So you're really OK with it?
I'm OK with it.
Why'd you get so crazy about it in the first place?
'Cause I didn't like what I saw when I first walked in the house.
Didn't you ever get a haircut your parents didn't like?
Ay!
I wanted to, but they wouldn't let me.
At your age, I would've killed to look like Ringo.
Who?
Ringo.
Fab Four. "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Let's move on.
So you're treating me
the way your parents treated you, then.
It just happens. Eventually, you turn into your parents.
And one day, you're gonna turn into me.
Oh, boy. I'm gonna need a lot of medical insurance.
I need some help measuring the chassis for the new motor.
Can you help me?
I guess. But I guess that means you're going with the big-block?
Yeah, I have to. Everybody's doing it, you know.
So if everybody jumped in a lake, you would do it, too?
(grunting) Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where have I heard this before?
We can still soup up the old flathead and get the power you want.
I mean, look at this guy. He's got 350 horsepower on that flathead.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
The retro look might work for the hot rod.
See? It sounds pretty good.
There's a place in Dundee. Motor City Flatheads. We'll go check them out.
All right, let's go.
When we get back, maybe you'll wanna clean up your room?
I just cleaned it. Looks good.
It's kind of chilly outside. I suggest you wear a hat, son.
Sorry. I won't wear the hat,
but I would be willing to stop by the barber shop.
You would?
Yeah. We can get you that Ringo cut you've always wanted.
There's one problem. We'd have to find a barber old enough
to remember who that guy is.
I hope he gets the part. Don't you think it would be cool to see Randy as Romeo?
You know,
I don't think it's cool to see Randy as Randy.
Well? What happened? Did you get the part?
Well, I...
You don't wanna tell me because you're afraid I'll want to rehearse with you.
Will you? Did you get the part?
I asked you first.
OK. If you don't want to rehearse with me,
you don't have to.
I got the part.
Oh, please, please, please let me rehearse with you. I promise I'll be better.
Why get whipped up over something as unimportant as hair?
It's important than you think.
Let him get away with the haircut, next he wants an earring.
Earring turns to tattoos, tattoos to crime. Crime turns to...
(gibberish)
Welcome back to Green Week here on Home Improvement...
No, that would... no, no.
That would be the name of the show that we do.
It's Tool Time. Tool Time, Tool Time, Tool Time.
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