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<i>- Does everybody know what time it is?
- Tool Time!</i>

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That's right. Binford Tools is proud to
present Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor! Whoo!

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<i>Ah! Thank you, Heidi. Thank you,
everyone. Welcome to Tool Time.</i>

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l am Tim ''The Tool Man'' Taylor.
You know my assistant, Al Borland.

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[applause]

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<i>Well, welcome to remodeling week
here on Tool Time.</i>

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Today we're gonna show you
space-saving items around the home,

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like this clever little clap rack.

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All right, let's start
over here at the kitchen counter.

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No better way to save space than utilize
it well. Under-counter recycling bins.

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And this narrow area is a great place
for a dispenser for aluminum,

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wax paper and plastic wrap.

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- And what about my special drawer?
- What is so special about this drawer?

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lt's a drawer you can put stuff
you can't find any other place for.

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Like buttons and pins
that don't work, string, thimbles,

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you know, navel lint, rakes,

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brooms, skis, poles...

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There's even room for you in there, Al.

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l don't think so, Tim.

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All right. Now, this is a nifty idea.
This is a cooling unit in a drawer.

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Great for fruits and vegetables,
close to the cutting board.

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As well as your wine,
your beer, your vodka.

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And that extra liver you're going
to need for the transplant.

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Now, if you need
some extra space in the utility room,

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<i>this unit is a washerldryer all in one.</i>

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Oh! Finished your laundry, Al.
Oh, gosh darn it, l must've shrunk 'em.

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All right.
Now, over to the family unit here.

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Now, you can't possibly
tell me these are called briefs.

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How many flannels you have
to kill to get underwear this size?

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Well, this beautiful piece of furniture
can fit under a windowsill,

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and it can house
an entire entertainment system.

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Right. ln Al's apartment, this is
where he hides his square-dance caller.

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- [humming]
- lt opens through the lid here,

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and a motorized unit brings
the TV up to eye level.

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Right. But the standard motor
is just a bit sluggish.

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- So l...
- Oh, you didn't soup up a TV counter?

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That way it'll just pop up quicker.

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-== [ www.OpenSubtitles.org ] ==-

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- Great show today, Tim.
- Thanks, Al.

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Aw, you didn't need
to get me a gift, Al.

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l didn't.
This is llene's Valentine present.

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We've been busy planning the wedding,
l almost forgot to buy something.

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Ah! One thing
The Tool Man never forgets

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is to buy the wife
a Valentine's Day present.

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Yeah, but you usually
end up doing it late

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and buying Jill a box of waxy
chocolates from the gas station.

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Oh, how little you know,
my funny little ''Alentine.''

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l bought Jill's gift this year in July.

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So they'll be waxy and stale?

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l didn't get chocolates. Found something
l knew she'd love, bought it on the spot

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because l knew l would forget.

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Yeah? What did you get her?

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l don't remember.

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You don't remember
what you bought?

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l will when l get it out
from where l hid it.

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- Yeah? Where'd you hide it?
- [chuckles] l don't remember.

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Hey, Tim,
you got a call while we were on the air.

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- Yeah?
- Uh-huh.

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Excuse me.

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A woman named Liddy Talbot wants
to see me, says it's important.

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Who's Liddy Talbot?

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l went to high school
with a Talbot. Huh.

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Says she's in town for three days
singing at the Hotel Shipman.

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Wow! She looks you up after 25 years?
What do you think she wants?

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- l don't know.
- You know,

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last year a guy called me
out of the blue from high school.

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Seems he's had a crush
on me this whole time.

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Was his name Liddy Talbot?

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Ooh, maybe Liddy's
had a crush on you all these years.

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- She did say it was personal.
- Ooh!

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Maybe she's just left her husband
and wants to seduce you

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- with her feminine wiles.
- Yeah.

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<i>Maybe you should cancel
that subscription to Cosmo.</i>

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l'm going crazy. l don't know what
to get Lauren for Valentine's Day.

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[scoffs] l know
what l want to give Angela.

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Wow! The new Ferrari 456.

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Not a bad price: $200,000.

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That includes floor mats.

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Guys! Guys! Did you find
my Valentine's Day present for mom?

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No. lt's kind of tough
to get motivated for a $2 reward.

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- Valentine's Day is not about money.
- Obviously not.

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Five bucks.

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Ten bucks. Forty bucks.

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Now, go find her
Valentine's Day present, all right?

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- Valentine's Day present?
- No.

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- What did you get me?
- l can't tell you.

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Believe me, l can't tell you.

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How was your day?

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Oh, pretty gosh darn weird.

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Got a phone message from a girl
l think l used to know in high school.

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And she told Heidi
that it was a personal matter.

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Ooh!

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Why is everyone doing that? ''Ooh!''

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Well, let's see.

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She calls you
out of the blue after 25 years.

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- Mm-hm.
- She probably just got divorced,

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kids are grown,
she's feeling a little lonely.

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And she's thinking...

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...''Maybe l should've
just settled for Tim after all.''

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l like Al's answer better.

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Tell me some more about her.
What was her name?

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- Liddy Talbot.
- Liddy Talbot.

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Was she blonde, blue-eyed? Really...

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Bad arthritis?

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l don't even remember her.

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Well, let's look her up in the yearbook.

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You know, l'm thinking she probably
works for a big tool company, you know?

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One of those women
that sells arc welders.

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Tim, have you ever known
a woman who sold arc welders?

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No, but a guy can dream, can't he?

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R... S... T... Talbot. Talbot.

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Probably some mousy girl
with an overbite and thick glasses.

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Hello!

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She's beautiful!

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l remember her. She was really hot.

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Look what it says. ''Tim, l'll never
forget you.'' Woo-hoo-hoo!

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Maybe she does
have some sort of crush on me.

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l don't ever remember talking to her.
She was in none of my classes.

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Maybe you were in some
of the same clubs. Let's see.

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Honor Society,
Philosophy Club, Latin Scholars...

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[both] l don't think so.

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Anything about being in the Future
Transmission Workers of America?

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[laughs] Not according to this.

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Well, l don't think
l'm comfortable going to see her.

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Well, you have to go see her.
You have to find out what she wants.

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Yeah? [chuckles]

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Well, what if what she wants
is to take me away from you?

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Have her make an offer.
l'll take the weekend to think it over.

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Mmmm...

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Perfect Manhattan.

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Pretty big guitar for such a little guy.

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[grunts] lt's not a guitar.

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And if l'm a guy,
l'm paying way too much for shoes.

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- Sorry. Let me give you a hand.
- Oh, thank you.

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Oh, boy! So, you're with the band?

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Uh, yeah. What gave it away?

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- l'm here to see Liddy Talbot.
- Oh, me too.

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- l'm the replacement bass player.
- What happened to the first one?

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- Hernia.
- Oh!

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Let me get you a drink.
What's your poison?

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Middle-aged drummers.
But l'll take a ginger ale.

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- OK. A ginger ale for...?
- Tina.

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- Tina. Tim Taylor.
- How're you doing?

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- Thank you.
- Good.

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- Why are you waitin' for Liddy?
- Um, we went to high school together.

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Haven't seen her in 25 years, and
all of a sudden she gets a hold of me.

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[both] Ooh!

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Wait a minute. That must be her.

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l'll give her the bad news l'm happily
married and then she's all yours.

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Liddy Talbot, you look great.
l'd know you anywhere.

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Well, almost anywhere.

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l'm Liddy Talbot.

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Liddy Talbot, of course.

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You look great. You were one
of the earlier birthdays in the class.

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l'm 25 years older than you are.

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Ah, they held you back. Yeah.

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Tim, you went to school
with my daughter Elizabeth.

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Ah! But you're the one
with the crush on me?

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How many drinks have you had?

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Not enough.
Another Manhattan, bartender!

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Make that two.

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Come on, Tim. Sit down.

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Now, the reason l looked you up was
because l was a friend of your father's.

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Oh! [laughs] Oh, great!

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lt's always nice
to meet people that knew Dad.

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Yes. Well, l knew him very well.
We used to go together.

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Before he met my mom?

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Oh, yes. And we kind of
kept in touch afterwards too.

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After he was married?

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That's what l wanted
to talk to you about.

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What's really to talk about...?

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Tim, your father changed my life

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- in a very profound way.
- No kidding.

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Well, you know...

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...speaking of profound changes,

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this lobby, they changed it.
lt used to be a nautical theme.

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- This hotel's got...
- About your father?

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- Enough with my father! lt's just...
- l asked you here so l could talk.

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Let's talk. What about your daughter?
What is she doing?

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<i>Liz, we used to call her. She was the
secretaryltreasurer of the Latin Club.</i>

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l speak a little ''atin-Lay'' myself.

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Excuse me. l'm sorry, l hate to
interrupt high school sweethearts.

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But l'm your bass player,
and we're on in ten minutes.

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- l'll get the play list.
- Thank you.

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Tim, please stick around. l really
want to tell you all about this.

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<i>- What are we opening with?
- Once I Had a Secret Love.</i>

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lf it were up to me,
you should keep it a secret.

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Well, l just got 40 bucks richer.
l found Dad's gift for Mom.

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- Ooh, what is it?
- lt's a locket with a picture of...

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...Brad?

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What are you doing?
That's my Valentine's gift for Angela!

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lf we put a picture of Mom in there
and tell Dad it's his gift,

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we can split the 40 bucks.

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- What happens to me and Angela?
- Not our problem.

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Hey, guys!

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Anybody find Mom's Valentine's gift?

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Well, we would have
if Brad wasn't so selfish.

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Oh, you're back soon.
l'm dying to know. How'd it go?

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- Please don't ask.
- Too late.

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You have to tell me everything. ls she
still cute? Does she still want you?

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Jill, Liddy Talbot
had an affair with my father.

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Your father had an affair
with a high-school girl?

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No! No! Liddy Talbot
is Elizabeth Talbot's mother.

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That's why she looked you up, to tell
you she had an affair with your father?

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She didn't come right out and say it.

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But l'm not an idiot.
All the key words were there.

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They used to ''go together.''

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After he was married,
they used to keep in ''touch.''

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This is so shocking! Your father
had an affair that nobody knew about?

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l can't believe it. lt's
like something out of a romance novel.

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Where do you think they
had these secret little trysts?

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You know, Jill,
l didn't think to ask.

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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What if Liddy and your father
had a love child?!

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Would you stop it!

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You were saying how hot Elizabeth was.
What if she's your sister?

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Now l want to vomit!

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What if you had
married her instead of me?

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Would you let this go?

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What if you and your half-sister
had had children?

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Well, then l would be the best father
and uncle to those kids possible.

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<i>[beeping]</i>

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- [Wilson] Hi-ho, neighbor.
- Hi, Wilson.

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Using a metal detector
at night in the middle of winter...

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You know, Tim, l'd be glad to help out
if you're having a cash flow problem.

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lt's not about that.
l hid Jill's Valentine's present.

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l can't find it anywhere in the house,
so l thought maybe l buried it out here.

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What'd you get her? A bone?

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So how did the meeting go
with your alluring school chum?

230
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:53,551
lt was actually a meeting
with my school chum's mum.

231
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,390
Apparently, she and my father
were very good friends.

232
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:59,464
She was about to tell me they
had an affair and l just ran away.

233
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:03,626
Well, l could see how painful it would
be for you to hear something like that.

234
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,670
l know how much you idolized your dad.

235
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,831
l spent my whole life
trying to be like him.

236
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,673
Well, Tim, there's nothing wrong
with modeling your life after someone.

237
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:15,508
But it is dangerous to try to live up
to an ideal that can't possibly exist.

238
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,242
What are you saying?

239
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:20,285
l think it's important you think
of your father as a human being

240
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,253
with flaws like everybody else.

241
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:26,485
You know, l'm reminded of the
English statesman, Oliver Cromwell,

242
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:31,029
who told an artist, ''l want
my picture painted, warts and all.''

243
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,530
My dad didn't have any warts.

244
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:37,529
He just had a big scar on his neck
where l shot him with a staple gun.

245
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,037
lf you don't find out
the truth about your father,

246
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,576
you may spend your life
wondering who he was.

247
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,545
Maybe l should
go back down to that hotel.

248
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,673
<i>- [rapid beeping]
- Ah!</i>

249
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,615
Sounds like you found Jill's present.

250
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:58,146
No. This is just an area l bury stuff
l blow up so Jill won't find them.

251
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,825
<i>[beeping]</i>

252
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,862
That's a curling iron there.

253
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,991
<i>[rapid beeping]</i>

254
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,624
Crock pot.

255
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:16,270
<i># Your looks are laughable</i>

256
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:21,905
<i># Un-photographable</i>

257
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:27,384
<i># Yet you're
my favorite work of art</i>

258
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,982
Tina, shouldn't you
be up playing with the band?

259
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,390
Yeah. l had to take a break.

260
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:38,487
lt's the drummer. l want him.

261
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,498
And who wouldn't?

262
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:56,238
<i># Each day is Valentine's</i>

263
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,116
<i># Day #</i>

264
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:09,824
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
please enjoy the instrumental stylings

265
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:14,195
of the wonderful
Hotel Shipman trio. Tina?

266
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:18,168
l just hope l can make it
through this without jumping him.

267
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:25,510
l'm so glad you came back, Tim.

268
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:29,707
Well, Liddy, l did some thinking
about what you were trying to tell me.

269
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,340
What l wouldn't let you. And l...

270
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:36,547
l think it's time l heard the whole
story. Um, would you like a drink?

271
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:40,183
- Oh, sure. Scotch and soda.
- Scotch and soda.

272
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,920
You know, when l saw you last night,

273
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:44,861
l just couldn't get over
how much you resembled your father.

274
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:49,094
- Really?
- He was really a very special guy.

275
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,533
Yeah, he was,

276
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:54,504
- which is why...
- [bass playing]

277
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,701
- Which is why this is so difficult.
- [bass playing]

278
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,973
lt's very, very tough for me...

279
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,416
Could you put a lid
on that for a minute?

280
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:08,544
Guys, take a break.

281
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:15,953
Well, it's tough after so much time to
find out after my father was married

282
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,861
- that he, you know...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

283
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:23,698
Your father adored your mother. He
wouldn't even think of having an affair.

284
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,634
An affair?! No way!

285
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:28,798
No! No! Not my dad! No!

286
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:31,638
Drinks for everybody, huh?

287
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:36,842
Except for these two.
Mel, you're a married man.

288
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:41,579
Tim, just sit down and let me
tell you why l looked you up, please.

289
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,653
Yeah, l'm sorry. l'm sorry. What?

290
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,691
Well, while l was dating your father,

291
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,921
l broke up with him for a drummer.

292
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,963
Drummers, they're bad news.

293
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,998
So it would seem.

294
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:59,730
Well, after we had Liz,
he just took off.

295
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,365
Left me broke, stranded.

296
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,601
Your father, bless his heart,

297
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:08,237
gave me money so l could
buy a piano and start giving lessons.

298
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:11,441
Wow! So he loaned
you money to help you out.

299
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:17,456
Yeah. And by the time l
was able to repay him, he'd died.

300
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,957
So then l saw you on TV yesterday,

301
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:23,256
and l realized this
was my chance to settle up.

302
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,660
This was a long time ago.
lt was between you and him.

303
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,699
- Oh, no. Please.
- l can't take your money.

304
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:30,427
Tim! Tim!
lt's very important to me.

305
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:37,633
Well, you know, what's funny is
that my mom is moving back in town.

306
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,438
Dad wanted her to have a china hutch.

307
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,342
And maybe that's
what l'll use this for.

308
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:42,903
That's a great idea.

309
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:46,747
Um, buy it, don't build it.

310
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,285
<i>l saw yesterday's Tool Time.</i>

311
00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,555
Well, gotta get back to work.

312
00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:59,563
l'm very happy l got to meet you.

313
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:03,089
Me too. Oh, do you have any requests?

314
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:04,726
Um... uh...

315
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:08,432
<i>Um...do you know
Hey, Hey, We're the Monkees?</i>

316
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:13,444
[laughs] You've inherited
your father's taste in music.

317
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,950
Tina? Mel? Got a minute?

318
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:31,361
<i># Here we come
Walking down the street</i>

319
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:34,330
<i># We get the funniest looks</i>

320
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,425
<i># From everyone we meet</i>

321
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:42,599
<i># Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
People say we monkey around</i>

322
00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:46,132
<i># But we're too busy singing</i>

323
00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:49,237
<i># To put anybody down</i>

324
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,214
<i># We're just trying to be... #</i>

325
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:57,049
Well, my Valentine's present
was a big hit with llene.

326
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,818
ls she gonna wear
that flannel nightie on your honeymoon?

327
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,626
Wouldn't you like to know?

328
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,155
No.

329
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:09,132
Just being polite, Al.

330
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,931
- Did you ever find Jill's present?
- No, l didn't.

331
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:15,132
l had to get her a chocolate tanker
truck from the Exxon station.

332
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,505
- Guys, we're on.
- All right. Thanks.

333
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,066
[theme song plays]

334
00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:21,669
<i>Hi. Welcome back
to remodeling week here on Tool Time.</i>

335
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,977
Right. Next,
we're going to strip the paint off

336
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,279
this beautiful old lrish cupboard.

337
00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:29,081
And, of course,
we'll be using Binford paint stripper.

338
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:32,419
Remember, it's very caustic so
you'll want to use goggles and gloves.

339
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,654
That's right, Al. One thing
l like about this particular piece,

340
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,594
it's got a real nifty
hidden drawer in here.

341
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:41,224
You picked this up
when you were up in Petoskey, right?

342
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,062
Yeah. Last July during the...

343
00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:52,336
Oh, look at this.
lt's a beautiful hand-painted box.

344
00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:55,811
lt's a one-of-a-kind antique jewelry box

345
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:58,315
l bought for Valentine's Day
for my wife, and l hid it

346
00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:00,647
and couldn't find it.

347
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:03,449
l think she's going to be
very happy with this. Can l...?

348
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:04,853
Watch out!

349
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:18,836
Don't have to worry
about her finding it now.

350
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:24,908
Well, but on the upside,
it's got a real nice grain to it.

351
00:22:25,305 --> 00:23:25,463
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