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[drill whirring]
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Does everybody
know what time it is?
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- Tool Time!
- That's right.
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Binford Tools is proud to
present Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
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[cheering]
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Hey. Thank you.
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Thank you all. Oh, please.
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Thank you very much. Thank you,
Heidi, and welcome to Tool Time.
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I am... hm... Tim
"The Tool Man" Taylor.
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Of course, you all know
my assistant, Al Borland.
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[aucience cheering, applauding]
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Wow.
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We have a very special
show for you today.
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Tim and I are proud to be
building something for my church.
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Thank you, Heidi.
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This cabinet will become
a place for the piscina.
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Be very careful. They're worth a lot
of money, especially the old piscinas.
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You gotta make sure
the piscina fits well.
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The new modern piscinas aren't as nice
as the old piscinas, but always be careful.
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You have no idea what
a piscina is, do you, Tim?
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No.
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A piscina is a special basin used
in the disposal of baptismal water,
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- leftover wine...
- And maybe those annoying oils?
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- Anointing oils.
- Those, too.
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So, basically, it's a sink.
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It's not an ordinary sink.
See, it has no faucets.
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So, it's not even
as good as a sink.
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Why don't you take that
up with our special guest?
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Let's have a warm
Tool Time welcome
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for the minister of the St.
Stephens Episcopal Church.
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Heidi, my minister
please, Father Mike Weber.
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[audience cheering, applauding]
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Father, it's really good
to have you on this show.
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I wonder how you feel being the
first holy man to ever be on Tool Time.
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Well, I'm not
basking in the glory.
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I just hope I get out alive.
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You don't have much to worry about,
since you have an in with the big guy.
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And I'm not talking about Al.
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Father, I was trying to explain
to Tim exactly what a piscina is.
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- Would you care to elaborate?
- It's a sink.
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[mocking]
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The difference is, it's a
sink that's been blessed.
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So, you need to find a
blessed plumber. That's hard.
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"Oh, Father, forgive
me. I've overcharged.
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Your trap wasn't stuck at all."
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You don't need a plumber, actually,
Tim. It's a very simple concept.
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It's a basin, with a pipe that
goes directly into the ground
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so that the sacred fluids
go right back into the earth.
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The piscina is a thousand
year old tradition in the church
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and it's symbolic of
many wondrous miracles.
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Thank you, Father. [mocking]
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The most wonderful miracle
is, it's so simple to install,
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- even you can't destroy it.
- [laughing]
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We'll finish our
installation here.
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We really appreciate
this. Al, thank you so much.
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Our pleasure.
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We're very excited about
receiving it on Sunday.
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Is there a special prayer you have
when a sacred object is destroyed?
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Yes, there is.
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You break it, you buy it.
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Breathe in and out.
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And in and out.
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Beautiful.
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[groaning]
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Now, every yoga session ends
with a very special sensation.
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Pain?
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Inner peace.
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This exercise is
Uncle Wilson's favorite.
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It's called Shava-asana. Lie
down in the position of a corpse.
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[door opening]
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You guys had some of
Mom's meatloaf, huh?
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I heard that.
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- Hey, Tim.
- Hello, Willow.
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You ever try yoga?
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Nope. No matter what they do to
it, it still doesn't taste like ice cream.
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Well, I hope you guys
enjoyed your first session.
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- [groaning]
- Yeah, I loved it.
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It's the first time I've ever
seen the back of my neck.
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Now that you've
seen it, wash it.
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- See you guys.
- Where you going?
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To school to sign up to
volunteer at the hospice home.
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It's great you're doing it,
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but working with people who
are dying isn't gonna be easy.
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I know, but think how
tough things are for them.
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I could have never handled
this at your age. It's really cool.
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Dad, this isn't about cool.
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The concept of hospice is an
alternative to the medical establishment.
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Which is a greedy,
doctor-controlled bureaucracy
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that's death-oriented
instead of life-oriented.
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They never heat up
those rubber gloves, either.
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What will you be
doing at the hospice?
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I'll be spending my time
with a woman named Elaine.
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We'll play cards, watch videos.
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Why don't you take her
some old Tool Time videos?
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The woman has suffered enough.
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Hi, I'm here to
see Elaine Jenkins.
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You must be Randy.
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Elaine's not back from
her walk. Have a seat.
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OK.
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[sound of flatulence]
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Well, I was wondering
where I left that.
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I also misplaced my
darn seltzer bottle.
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I just keep losing all my props.
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- Wilson?
- No, no, no, not today.
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When I volunteer for the
children I am Bubbles the clown.
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- [squeaking]
- [chuckling]
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Oh, Becky, would you like
to put these in some water?
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Bubbles, I don't have any water.
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Well, you do now.
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[chuckling]
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I didn't know you volunteered
here at the hospice.
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- Today's my first day.
- It's a wonderful place.
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I think you're gonna get
a lot of good stuff out of it.
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I don't know. Ever since I
got here I've been nervous.
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I don't want to say
or do the wrong thing.
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Ah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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You know, Randy, I'm
reminded of the Book of Sirach,
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which says a faithful
friend is a medicine for life.
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So, I should just relax
and try to be supportive?
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Exactly. If you want you can always
borrow my size 52 clodhoppers.
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They're a great icebreaker.
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Well, hello, ladies.
How are you?
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- [squeaking]
- See you, Randy.
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- Randy, Elaine's back
from her walk.
- Oh.
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Hi. I'm Randy Taylor. Are you
OK? Do you want to sit down?
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I probably should after
that two mile power walk,
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but she's Elaine. I work here.
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She's my nurse.
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I keep telling her to live
life and get off her bony butt.
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[chuckling]
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Wow. You power walk?
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I also dress myself
and cut my own meat.
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- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
- Hey.
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I'm having fun with you.
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- Aren't I allowed to have fun?
- Oh, yeah, of course.
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Fun, fun, fun!
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Well, Randy, would
you like to see this place?
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Sure. I'm dying to.
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I mean, I'd love to.
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- This is home.
- It's very nice.
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Thank you.
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Is this your family?
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Yes. That's my son, Steven
and my daughter, Nancy.
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- Both asked me
to move in with them.
- Why didn't you?
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Well, one lives in California
and one lives in Florida.
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I hate surfing and old people.
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You know, the worst
is old people who surf.
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[imitating old man] Get out of
my pipeline. I'm surfing here.
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I am staying here in Detroit
until the Lions win a Super Bowl.
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You're gonna be here awhile.
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I'm counting on it.
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You know, Randy, when the
doctors diagnosed me with cancer,
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they said I only had
six months to live.
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That was three years ago.
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- That's fantastic.
- Doctors! What do they know?
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Tell me about it.
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They run 400 tests, come
up with their expert diagnosis,
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toss people in the hospital
for thousands of dollars.
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If they're not sick enough to die,
they've got no money left to live.
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You seem a little bitter.
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I've been reading about the
health care crisis in this country.
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It just makes me really mad.
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It is so refreshing to
meet a young person
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who has such strong
convictions and beliefs.
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I've been questioning
a lot of things lately.
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Corruption of the
political establishment,
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lack of ethics in
corporate America,
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hypocrisy of organized religion.
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There are just so many things in
this world that people follow blindly.
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Never be a follower.
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You stick to your guns
and don't ever lose your fire.
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You sure haven't lost yours.
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Well, that's what
keeps me going.
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That, and hiding props
from that annoying clown.
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[beeping horn]
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Oh, hi. How did it
go at the hospice?
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Unbelievable. Elaine
was so full of life.
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She was an inspiration.
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Speaking of inspiration,
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Al has invited us to
his church this Sunday.
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They're honoring
your father's sink.
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It's not a sink. It's an
extremely religious basin.
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It's called a Pasadena.
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Look, uh... I don't want to
make a big deal out of this,
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but I'm not going with
you guys on Sunday.
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- Do you have to
work at the hospice?
- No.
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Does going to Al's church
make you a little uncomfortable?
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No. Going to any church
makes me uncomfortable.
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I've been thinking
and I just realized
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organized religion doesn't
make any sense to me.
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It doesn't make any sense to
anyone, but they still go to church.
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Randy, this family's always
gone to church together.
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I know, but for a long time I've
been questioning why I'm there.
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Question all you want to, as
long as your butt's in that pew.
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Dad, I just believe people can
experience God in different ways.
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Does this have anything
to do with the hospice?
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Yeah. Being there reminded me
how important it is to question things.
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The answers don't have anything
to do with organized religion.
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I think it's great that you're
examining your life on a deeper level.
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Are you sure that you want to
abandon everything you've believed in?
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- Especially a religion.
- Dad, I'm not abandoning God.
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It's just, sitting in that church goes
against my convictions and beliefs.
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Convictions and beliefs?
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What do they have
to do with religion?
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What makes Randy think he can
get away with not going to church?
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I don't think he's trying
to get away with anything.
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Randy's wrestling with
major philosophical issues.
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We can't force him
to share our beliefs.
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We're gonna have to be open-minded
and allow him to find his own.
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What if he starts believing
something we don't like?
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What if he joins a cult that
worships chicken parts?
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He'll never go hungry.
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I don't think this
is real funny, Jill.
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What is this? You're
not exactly Mr. Religious.
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Half the time in
church you fall asleep.
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But I'm in the
building, so I get credit.
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Is that what this is about?
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- That's God's plan.
- God's plan?
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Yes, you go to
church, you get credit.
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You fall asleep,
you lose a credit.
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You understand the
sermon, you get extra credit.
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If you get enough credits, you can
bypass hell and upgrade right to heaven.
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That's a real
spiritual approach.
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My parents forced me to go to church
and I'm a better person because of it.
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My parents forced me to go.
I'm a better person in spite of it.
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So, either way it works, huh?
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Man, I'm never doing yoga again.
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Hey, Dad, you know a lot about
pain. What do you do for back spasms?
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I go to church and
I don't ask why.
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Gin. [laughing]
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One, two. Well...
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You owe me $362,000.
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- Settle for a stick of gum?
- No.
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Cash or your pants.
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I'll owe ya. You're one
heck of a card player.
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That's what they said in Vegas.
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Before they kicked me
out for counting cards.
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Luckily, I got a
gig driving a truck.
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Wait a second.
You drove a big rig?
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An 18-wheeler.
242
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I met my husband at
a truck stop in Reno.
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I divorced him at the next one.
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- You think that's funny?
- Yeah.
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No.
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- Is any of this true?
- Some of it.
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- You ever been to Vegas?
- Yeah. Went last year.
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Got a fake i.d., hooked up with
a showgirl, and won 12 grand.
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- Any of that true?
- Not a word.
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[laughing]
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- [knocking on door]
- Come in.
252
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Well, hi-ho!
253
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,911
Well, clowny, you
just come right in here.
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I think somebody
wants to be entertained.
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Well, entertain this.
256
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Great news. I have a
date for Saturday night.
257
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Oh, yeah? Where are
you and your mom going?
258
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[chuckling] No, no.
259
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My date's name is Gina and I'm
gonna be double dating with a friend.
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- Hey, Al. All set.
- There he is. Right.
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Gina can't wait to meet you. The
four of us are going to the Blues Barrel.
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I dig the blues.
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♪ Ba da da da dah ♪
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♪ I was born on a Monday ♪
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♪ Ba da da da dah ♪
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♪ It sure was a fun day ♪
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Hey, this is working.
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Now I got the blues.
269
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Wait a minute. You
two are double dating?
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Why? Don't you think a
minister can go have fun?
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Not with Al.
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After the blues club maybe we can go
to Mr. Tasty's for some soft-serve cones.
273
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All right, you wild
man! Come on!
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Gina will love that. She's big.
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All right.
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- I'll dig you later.
- We'll have fun Saturday.
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- The piscina looks great.
- Thanks.
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I hope you and your family
come to the dedication.
279
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Yeah, me too. Um...
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- Can I talk to you
for a minute?
- Sure.
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Want me to bless the flathead?
282
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:04,962
Not today. I'm having a little
trouble with my 15-year-old son.
283
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:08,198
- Is it serious?
- I think so.
284
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,434
He's having a
problem with your boss.
285
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The bishop?
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The boss?
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Springsteen?
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His boss.
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- Oh, oh.
- Yeah, yeah.
290
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He doesn't want to go to church.
I don't know how to make him.
291
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Make him go? I've
got a teenage son.
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- Can't make a
15-year-old do anything.
- Yeah.
293
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That's what I'm afraid of.
294
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:36,827
But if I don't try,
then the kid may...
295
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,664
- Wind up on the wrong path?
- Well...
296
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:43,735
It's like he's been cruising
along 275 in a great line,
297
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:48,305
then all of a sudden he gets off an
exit and there he is, on Telegraph.
298
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:52,343
Yeah. Potholes,
permanent construction.
299
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,680
- I used to race on Telegraph.
- There were some
sporting races.
300
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,650
One night some kid took this
beautiful Chevelle Super Sport, a '67.
301
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:04,122
He just corkscrewed off a
turn and the idiot wrecked it.
302
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,802
- I was there. I was there, yeah.
- That was a cherry car.
303
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,560
The guy must have built
it but he couldn't handle it.
304
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,529
No, no, no, he
could handle it. Look.
305
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:16,133
It was a '68, it was a Nova, and the
kid did all... Let's talk about Randy!
306
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Tell me a bit about him.
307
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,239
- He's a great kid.
- Mm-hmm.
308
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He does stuff I would
never think of doing.
309
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At 15 I was always spending
time around garages.
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Every day... Except
Sunday morning.
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00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:36,354
Yeah. Let me ask you, what kind
of stuff does he do in his spare time?
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Volunteers. Last year he
worked at a soup kitchen.
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00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:41,392
This year he's volunteering
at a hospice house.
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- That's very admirable.
- Yeah.
315
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What kind of stuff do you
do in your spare time, Tim?
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00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,568
Well, I work on
the hot rod here.
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I'm gonna drop this flathead
into a '46 Ford convertible.
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- That's gonna cook, man.
- Yeah.
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It's kind of funny, you know.
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Some people, uh, take their
spare time and work on their cars
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and go to church on Sunday.
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Others take their spare
time to help their fellow man
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and then choose
not to go to church.
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Are you saying I'm not as
good a Christian as my kid?
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- It's not a contest.
- If it were, who would
you give better odds?
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00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,845
Look, I'm not the Lord's bookie.
327
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:27,437
I'm sure you're familiar with the last
words of a typical Episcopalian service?
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"We're number one!"
329
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What I always say is, "Go in
peace to love and serve the Lord".
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If you think about it, that's
what Randy's doing, isn't it?
331
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I never thought of it that way.
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- He's in good shape.
- Thanks for talking to me.
333
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,524
- OK, sure. Well,
see you Sunday.
- You bet.
334
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:50,461
Unless I find some other
way to do the Lord's work.
335
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:54,398
Nice try, but I don't think dropping
a flathead into a convertible
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qualifies as the Lord's work.
337
00:18:57,036 --> 00:19:00,237
Unless you donate the car to me.
338
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- See you Sunday.
- See you Sunday.
339
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,882
- Hey, Becky.
- Oh, Randy, hold on a sec.
340
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,950
Elaine can't see anybody today.
341
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:16,820
- When should I come back?
- She took a turn for the worse.
342
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,363
She doesn't want
visitors anymore.
343
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,626
But, I mean, come on, it's me.
344
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,096
I'm her gin partner. I
gotta win my money back.
345
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,831
I know. Listen, she
told me to give you this.
346
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,574
[beeping horn]
347
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:48,452
So, what did Father Mike
say that changed your mind?
348
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:51,722
Well, he made me understand that
even though Randy has a problem
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00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:57,261
with organized religion, volunteering
is his way of going to church.
350
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,697
- Thought I should
be more open-minded.
- That's what I said.
351
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,835
I know, but it had more
impact coming from a minister
352
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:08,439
who bar hops with Al.
353
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,342
Just the man I want to talk
to. Randy, hold on a sec.
354
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:15,046
I think I understand how you
feel about not going to church.
355
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:17,114
That's great, Dad.
356
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:21,285
- Is there something wrong?
- Elaine didn't want to see me.
357
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,620
Why not?
358
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,756
Doctor said she took
a turn for the worse.
359
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,491
Oh, Randy.
360
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:31,361
It's amazing. It's just like
yesterday she's sitting there laughing,
361
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:35,565
telling me stories, hiding the
whoopee cushion from Wilson.
362
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:40,537
I know it's not easy, but you knew
something like this was gonna happen.
363
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,105
I thought I did.
364
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:45,276
I guess I convinced myself
that my spending time with Elaine
365
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,311
would make some
kind of difference.
366
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,513
Hey, come on, buddy.
You made a difference.
367
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:52,449
You brought a lot of
happiness into her life.
368
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,152
Yeah, but she's still gonna die.
369
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,822
You know, here I think I
have all my beliefs figured out.
370
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,025
It's sure not
working for me now.
371
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:05,496
It's not easy for anybody to
understand sickness and death.
372
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,532
We spend our whole lives
trying to figure stuff like this out.
373
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:13,437
I've spent a long time trying to
understand why my father died so young.
374
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:16,874
- How'd you ever get through it?
- Patience, grieving,
375
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,109
a little bit of prayer.
376
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:20,745
Maybe I should say
a prayer for Elaine.
377
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,846
It would be a good idea.
378
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:27,218
There's a place where people get
together and pray for God's protection.
379
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,620
Dad, I'm not going to church.
380
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,722
I was talking about Tool Time.
381
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,595
This is really cool
that you're doing this.
382
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,563
Dad, this isn't about cool.
383
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:42,199
I mean, the whole
s... Um... Sorry!
384
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,371
Dad, this is more than
cool. That's not it, either.
385
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,240
This isn't about cool.
386
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:53,076
This isn't about
cool. [laughing]
387
00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:58,482
I can't look at him!
388
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:00,350
Just hold that there.
388
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