1 00:00:01,202 --> 00:00:03,935 [Tim] Oh, honey, this is gonna be a great day! 2 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:06,304 The steering column showed up for the hot rod. 3 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:09,474 I'll pop open the champagne. 4 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:14,412 Am I ever gonna experience a wife who savors the thrill of a new auto part? 5 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,815 Not till you re-marry. 6 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:20,986 - Hi. - Hi, Marty. How are you doing? 7 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:23,388 - [Tim] Marty. - You got the steering column! 8 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:26,391 We install this today, maybe get to the turning indicators. 9 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:28,894 Great. Before we start, can I ask you guys a favor? 10 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:31,730 - Sure. What's up? - It's our anniversary next week. 11 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:34,166 Nancy and I want to weekend at Houghton Lake. 12 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,012 Oh, it's so romantic there. 13 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,903 Oh, especially this time of year. Mmm, Houghton Lake. 14 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:42,307 Walking hand-in-hand across a frozen lake, 30 below zero. 15 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:44,543 Wind chill, 90 below zero. 16 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:48,947 You can just admire each other's snot-sicles. 17 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:52,550 Could you get any grosser, do you think? 18 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:54,619 - Give me some time. - [Jill] All right. 19 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:58,321 Mom said she'd baby-sit the twins. But both of them's a little much. 20 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,191 - Could you take Gracie? - Absolutely! 21 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,172 Great, we love having the girls here. 22 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:04,897 - Hi, Uncle Marty. - Hey, Mark. 23 00:01:04,999 --> 00:01:08,133 I'm going to the mall. I'll be back soon. 24 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,468 OK, honey. 25 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,103 Tim? 26 00:01:14,008 --> 00:01:16,575 Is Mark wearing black lipstick? 27 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:18,844 It goes with everything. 28 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:26,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 29 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:13,364 Look at all this cool stuff I borrowed for my play time with Gracie. 30 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,935 Look at all the cool stuff I got for my play time with Brad. 31 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:19,438 We're gonna put the gauges in the dash panels today. 32 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:22,974 - Oh. - Well, Auto Boy, ready to do some work? 33 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:27,145 Something came up. I talked to Samantha, I'm gonna go meet her at the mall. 34 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:29,480 What about the dash panels? 35 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,216 Well, let me see, 36 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:34,678 a beautiful blonde goddess who loves me, or dash panels? 37 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:39,258 And gauges. 38 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:42,627 Adios. 39 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:44,829 What's that all about? 40 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:47,132 He promised to help work on the car, and he bails? 41 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:50,501 Oh, Tim, when you were his age, which did you want to be with? 42 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:52,404 A girl, or... 43 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:55,173 Oh, never mind. 44 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:58,643 - [Brad] Hey, Gracie. - Just in time. How are you doing, man? 45 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:03,515 Here she is. Here's the guest of honor and some of her stuff. 46 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:06,752 Hey, sweetie. Ready to spend the weekend with me and Uncle Tim? 47 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,886 [funny sounds] 48 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:11,790 - I think so. - [Jill laughs] 49 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:14,826 OK, here's her stuff. 50 00:03:14,929 --> 00:03:16,695 - Here's emergency numbers. - OK. 51 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,497 - Here's the rundown. No candy. - No candy. 52 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:23,046 No soft drinks. No bedtime stories until she's brushed her teeth. 53 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,003 - Honey, are you getting this? - I got it. 54 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:28,639 And don't let her watch any more Tool Time. 55 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,909 It gives her nightmares. 56 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:33,511 Me, too. 57 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:36,114 Nap between 2:00 and 4:00, 58 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,736 don't let her sleep more than two hours 59 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:40,017 - or she'll keep you up. - I got it under control. 60 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,065 I've got all these fun activities planned for us. 61 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:45,601 We're gonna have a tea party, play dress-up. 62 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:48,292 Dress-up? That'll be so much fun 63 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:51,663 'cause I've got this darling off-the-shoulder number to die for. 64 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:55,633 - Have a great time up at the lake. - OK, thanks. 65 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:57,169 OK, honey. 66 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,770 I'll see you in two sleeps. 67 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,306 Be a good girl for your Aunt Tim and Uncle Jill. 68 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,211 I think he means Uncle Tim and Aunt Jill. 69 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:09,848 Oh, right. I was thinking of you playing dress-up. 70 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:17,122 These suitcases are so heavy. Do you have rocks in here? 71 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:19,224 - Yes. - [Jill laughs] 72 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:21,392 - I'll take her stuff upstairs. - [Jill] OK. 73 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:24,407 So, do you want to introduce me to your animal friends? 74 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,264 No. They're shy. 75 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:29,768 That explains why they're so quiet. 76 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:33,071 - [telephone rings] - Excuse me, honey... just a second. 77 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:38,610 - [phone beeps] - Hello? Oh, hi, Dr. Ashley. 78 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:44,716 Yes. Actually, I did sort of have plans. 79 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,785 Yeah. Well, OK. I'll see what I can do. 80 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:50,021 All right. Bye. Tim! 81 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,857 [imitates Jill] Jill! 82 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:55,961 [sighs] One of the therapists didn't show up 83 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:57,562 for her group at 11:00. 84 00:04:57,664 --> 00:05:00,799 - Can you cover for me? - I've never done therapy before. 85 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,834 But how hard can it be? 86 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,172 I mean, can you cover for me with Gracie? 87 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:10,542 - By myself? - Tim, you raised three kids. 88 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:14,546 I raised three boys. This is a girl. I don't know about girls. 89 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:18,650 Everything is the same as with boys. You read to them. You feed them. 90 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:23,354 - Is she potty trained? - She's four years old. 91 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:26,558 Well, Marty wasn't potty trained until he was, like, nine. 92 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:30,829 And I still think he's wearing something at night. 93 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:34,166 [Jill] Thank you. 94 00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:38,537 [Tim in deep voice] No. Leave the girl alone. Give me my bamboo. My bamboo. 95 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:41,206 Oh, Mr. Panda, thank you so much 96 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:43,841 from saving me from Mr. Monkey. 97 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:46,778 Oh, don't thank me. Thank Mr. Tiger. 98 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,581 That's Mr. Lion Cub. 99 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,927 Sorry. I've never been a lion cub before. 100 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:54,352 Well, I have. 101 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:59,558 You know, I gotta tell you, it's a tough gig. 102 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:01,259 Everyone expects you to be king. 103 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,962 - Hi, Randy. - Hi, Gracie. 104 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:06,242 Cousin Randy, you play with Cousin Gracie, 105 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:08,667 so Uncle Tim can go play with Mr. Hot Rod? 106 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:11,702 Well, uh, Cousin Randy would love to, 107 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:16,107 but I gotta spend a couple hours with Uncle Chemistry and Aunt Algebra. 108 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,543 - See you later. - OK. 109 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,913 What do you want to do now, Uncle Tim? 110 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,582 Hmm. Hey, I got an idea! 111 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:27,485 Why don't we ask Mr. Gorilla what he wants to do? 112 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:29,120 OK. 113 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,958 No! Really? 114 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:37,929 - Mr. Gorilla wants to play hot rod. - He does? 115 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,010 Tell her. [gruff voice] Love the hot rod. 116 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:44,335 [grunting] Love the hot rod. 117 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:48,607 Now, this is what Uncle Tim likes to play with. 118 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:52,811 - Cool. - That's right. '46 Ford convertible. 119 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,514 - Wow! - Wow is right. 120 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:58,216 I've got it lowered, independent rear suspension. 121 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:01,019 Motor City Flathead in Ypsilanti built me the motor. 122 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,555 - Neat! - [laughs] Yeah! Look at this. 123 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:07,036 It's a convertible. So we can sit in here. It might start to rain. 124 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,261 I suppose a girl like you would like to put the top up? 125 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:11,963 - Yeah. - This button right here, flip it up. 126 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:14,599 [motor whirring] 127 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:18,937 [laughs] Hey, now I got an idea! 128 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,773 You and Mr. Gorilla go by the workbench, hand me tools, 129 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,007 I'll finish the dash panel? 130 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:26,444 - Let me ask Mr. Gorilla. - Don't. 131 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:29,986 [whispering sounds] He wants to have a tea party. 132 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:39,991 I'll be the princess and you be the queen. 133 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,760 You want me to be the queen? 134 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,063 OK... 135 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:49,834 but if I take you to the hardware store, this never happened, OK? 136 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:52,170 Here's your crown. 137 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,145 My crown, huh? 138 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,388 [female British accent] All right, Princess Gracie, 139 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,758 we'll have ourselves a spot of tea. 140 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:16,160 It's very hot. Now, don't burn yourself. 141 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:20,732 After our tea, maybe we'll take the Corgis out for a walk and a wee-wee. 142 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:25,929 Princess Gracie, is there something you'd like to eat with your tea? 143 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:28,172 - A cookie. - You want a cookie? 144 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,708 We only have muffins. Hold on a minute. 145 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,844 Squire, the good princess wants a cookie! 146 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:42,387 Now, what would Her Royal Figidness like to have? 147 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,923 How about a lobotomy? 148 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:51,262 Well, look who's here. It's the village idiot. 149 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:56,679 Off with his head! Now go! Run! Get his head! Go! Go! 150 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,036 Run! 151 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:03,240 "'Rabbit, let's bounce together.' Rabbit couldn't believe his ears. 152 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:04,976 'Me, bounce?' he said. 153 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:09,146 'Well, sure, ' said Tigger. 'You got the feet for it.'" 154 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:12,951 I wouldn't call those "feet." I would've called those "gunboats." 155 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,531 Those are big feet. No wonder he can bounce them. 156 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,835 I mean, these feet are gigantic. These are... 157 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,394 Looks like somebody else lost their bounce, huh? 158 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:26,097 [whispers] Let's lie down. 159 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,587 [chuckling] 160 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,393 Tim? 161 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,529 Where are you? 162 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,498 Tim? 163 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,300 Oh, adorable... 164 00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:06,070 [loud snore] 165 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,341 Was I drooling? 166 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:15,947 [whispers] No. You just fell asleep with Gracie. She looks so sweet. 167 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:19,417 [Tim groans] Well, she may look sweet, 168 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:23,220 but don't play Candyland with her. 169 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:25,556 She marks her cards. 170 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,828 - [Tim groans] - So, how'd it go? 171 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:34,865 Well, we had a tea party, played with the stuffed animals, read some books. 172 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,834 It was one of the best afternoons of my life. 173 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,771 - Oh, yeah, right. - I'm serious. 174 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,906 She's really cool, you know? 175 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:45,943 She's different than the boys. They want to roughhouse. She has stories to tell. 176 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:47,845 She even liked my Queen Mum. 177 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,180 [laughs] 178 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,683 I'm glad you had a good afternoon together. 179 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,485 - We had a great afternoon. - All right. 180 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:59,924 I started thinking about what we missed by not having a daughter. 181 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:03,895 This from the man who used a magnifying glass on every one of my sonograms, 182 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,831 praying for a prenatal winkie? 183 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:13,104 Well, that was then, you know. This is now. 184 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,841 It just took me a little while to figure out how cool little girls were. 185 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:19,544 - I like this new side of you. - Yeah? 186 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,579 - Yeah, it's sweet. - Really? 187 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:25,115 - Yeah. It's kinda sexy. - Hold that thought. 188 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:28,052 - There's something I've been thinking. - Mmm, yeah? 189 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,753 Let's have a daughter. 190 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,096 [laughing] Excuse me. Did you... 191 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,131 [clears throat] Did you say "daughter?" 192 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,378 I say let's be open to the possibility. 193 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:46,137 There is no possibility. You had a vasectomy. 194 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:50,508 They can be reversed. 195 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,177 Or better yet, 196 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,446 what if we had sex every day? 197 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,548 [Jill laughs] 198 00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,450 If we had sex every day, 199 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:03,521 then maybe one of my little guys who's been hiding is ready to make his move. 200 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,661 Tim, you obviously haven't thought this through. 201 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:13,598 - I want us to think it through. - OK. OK, we will. All right. 202 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,935 - Suppose one of these guys... - Let's call him, uh, "Bob." 203 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,904 What is gonna guarantee that "Bob" 204 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:23,707 - [whispering] is gonna get us a girl? - Bob won't let us down. 205 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,013 Bob let us down three times! 206 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:32,283 That wasn't Bob. That was Steve. 207 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:37,821 And... And if we want to make sure, we... we could adopt. 208 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:40,458 Tim... Tim, just listen to yourself. 209 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,128 You spend one afternoon with a niece and all of a sudden you want a baby? 210 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,898 - Because I thought it would be fun. - Fun? 211 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,001 - [scoffs] - Fun, we'd build a room to keep her. 212 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,969 Think. 213 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:57,776 This is a child, not a Corvette. 214 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:01,478 Yeah. But I wouldn't love her any less, I tell you that. 215 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,751 All those years ago when we decided not to have any other children, 216 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:09,320 I re-routed my whole life. You know, I have a career now. 217 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,456 - Maybe we can work around that. - Honey... 218 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,525 a child is a lifelong commitment. 219 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,961 I don't want to work around a child. 220 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,374 Are you shutting the door on this? 221 00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:22,000 I think it is so great... 222 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:25,737 that you're having all these feelings. 223 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,972 I just don't really want another child. 224 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:31,742 I think if you think about it for a while, you're gonna feel the same way. 225 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,648 Well, I can speak for me, but I can't speak for Bob. 226 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,654 Welcome back to Hobby Week. 227 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:48,058 Yesterday we showed you how to build this doll house I built for my nieces. 228 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,128 And today the focus is on furniture. 229 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:53,832 That's right. And to build tiny furniture, you need a tiny tool. 230 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,078 [snorts] Who knows more about a tiny tool? 231 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,236 Tim. 232 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:01,872 Well, I used a Binford 61 miniature scroll saw 233 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,975 to cut the pieces for my little table. 234 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,377 We modeled it in the Chippendale style. 235 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:10,047 Actually, at this size, it would be perfect for Chip 'n' Dale. 236 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:14,451 [chittering] 237 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:17,632 Well, Heidi and I used the Binford 61 miniature lathe 238 00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:20,324 to shape the post for our canopy bed. 239 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,761 When using small tools, it's a great idea to use magnifying glasses 240 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,930 so you can see what you're doing. 241 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:33,037 I can actually see the cameraman's brain from here. 242 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,473 While these guys finish the posts, 243 00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,654 I'm gonna use more glue on my table top here. 244 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,812 Now, the great thing about these microtools 245 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:47,118 is that they allow you to shape your posts almost effortlessly. 246 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,231 All right, Heidi, why don't you finish that up 247 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,121 while we, uh, check in with Tim. 248 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,825 - Tim, you OK? - Mm-hmm. Yes. 249 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,929 - Where's the dining-room table? - Here. 250 00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,531 All right. Now... Well, let go. 251 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:15,980 Wait. What happened to all those chairs? 252 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,985 We'll be right back after these words from Binford. 253 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,592 Hey, guys. 254 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,361 Did, um, any of you see Tool Time today? 255 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,764 Unfortunately, yes. 256 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,965 Dad's lost it. 257 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,635 Yeah, it was his second girlie Tool Time in a row. 258 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,871 What's next, a Pantyhose Week? 259 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,107 Or a "Salute to Feminine Hygiene"? 260 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,243 I don't know about you, but I stop watching 261 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,646 the day Dad turns to Al and says, 262 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,015 "Do you feel fresh?" 263 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,666 - Hi, everybody. - [Jill] Hi. 264 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,956 Hey, Dad. So, how many more shows 265 00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,902 are you planning on doing about dolls? 266 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:02,493 Oh, two. 267 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:06,631 Doll Patio Furniture and The Best of Hot Rod Barbie, huh? 268 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,394 Guys, guys, just go wash up for dinner. 269 00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:13,304 What's with them? 270 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,273 I can't believe you're still on this. 271 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:18,676 You know, you gotta get a grip. You're obsessed with this daughter stuff. 272 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:22,713 You know, that's what the lady at the adoption agency said. 273 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,583 I should be open to a boy. 274 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:29,353 But then I explained about the boys we have, she understood. 275 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,855 You went to an adoption agency? 276 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:35,526 No, no. I just called a few on my lunch hour. I wouldn't do that without you. 277 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:39,563 Well, that's good because I don't want to go to an adoption agency. 278 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,298 I don't want to have another child. 279 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,812 If you need time to think, take all the time you want. 280 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,103 OK... no. 281 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:52,643 And I want you to take this "no" seriously this time. 282 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,690 If I took it seriously every time you said no, 283 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,148 we wouldn't have any kids. 284 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:03,954 Is everything all right over there? 285 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:06,590 Oh. Hey, Tim. How's it going, bro? 286 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,793 Hi, Willow. What's with the fire? 287 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:12,630 Uncle Wilson built this for some sacred Hindu ritual. 288 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,432 But I'm using it to dry my nail polish. 289 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,702 This color's called Back to the Fuchsia. 290 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:21,572 When you little girls paint your nails, you're so cute. 291 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:26,410 I'm 26 and I got a fungus under my thumbnail like you wouldn't believe. 292 00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,712 You were probably cute when you were little. 293 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:31,648 Yeah. But then there was that awkward period 294 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,251 between three and twenty-five. 295 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,657 Speaking of periods, I'm starting to bloat... 296 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:43,060 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wilson! 297 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,007 [Wilson] Willow, Vince is on the phone. 298 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,831 He wants to stop by after he visits his parole officer. 299 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,801 - [Willow] Cool. - Parole officer? 300 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,337 Well, this boyfriend's better than the last one. 301 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:56,307 - At least he's out. - [Tim laughs] 302 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:59,376 This is great, though. You get to spend time with your niece. 303 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,378 I get to spend time with mine. 304 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,480 [sighs] 305 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,217 She's making me want to have a daughter. 306 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,753 I thought in your case, that was no longer an option. 307 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,589 Well, you can reverse a vasectomy. 308 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:15,960 - Well, what about Jill? - She's not reversible. 309 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:22,766 Are you serious about having another child at this point in your life? 310 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,336 I don't know what's come over me. I really don't. 311 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,072 Everything changed the moment I spent time with Gracie. 312 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:31,141 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Instead of wanting to play G.I. Joes 313 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:34,211 and cap guns, I feel like making cute things, you know? 314 00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,313 We had a... [laughs] We had a tea party. 315 00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:39,427 [British accent] A tea party, you say? Delightful! 316 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,786 [British accent] Quite, quite. Yes, it was. 317 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:47,391 - I used to think boys were the ticket! - Right. 318 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:51,395 But, boy, Gracie's so different. She's got such an imagination, you know? 319 00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,631 She brought out the queen in me. 320 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:57,293 No, no, no, no... That's a whole other direction right there. Whoa! 321 00:18:58,671 --> 00:18:59,803 I don't know why this is. 322 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,273 You know, I spend a lot of time with my nieces. 323 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,443 - Maybe it's because they're older. - Maybe it's you getting older. 324 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:09,046 You know, in the words of Oliver Wendell Holmes, 325 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,681 "Men are like peaches and pears. 326 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:15,519 They grow sweet a little while before they begin to decay." 327 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,956 - Hmm. - Hmm. 328 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:25,262 So, you're saying I'll get soggy before I rot. 329 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:29,967 No. I'm saying you're able to appreciate a side of life you never could before. 330 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,837 But what about this idea about me having a daughter? 331 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,740 Well, Tim, if you like to build cute things 332 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:39,710 and you like to have tea parties, you can always have them with your nieces. 333 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,212 Maybe you're right. 334 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:44,915 And that way I can avoid that unpleasant diaper-changing phase. 335 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,118 - Zero to eight. - [Wilson laughs] 336 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,660 - I want to talk about something. - I'm afraid to ask. What about? 337 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:59,797 I want to talk about what Sherlock Wendell Holmes said, all right? 338 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,767 The reason men want daughters 339 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,536 is because they're like rotten peaches. 340 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,873 I should just play with my pears. 341 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,779 It would be better for all concerned 342 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,447 if you didn't father any more children. 343 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,229 I don't have to. When I miss having a daughter, 344 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,364 I can spend time with Gracie and Claire. 345 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,587 Well, that's a great idea! 346 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,300 When our kids grow up, are married, 347 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:28,492 maybe they'll crank out a couple chicks. 348 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:31,995 Well, I hope they do some of that "cranking." 349 00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:34,231 I sure would like to have some granddaughters. 350 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:38,001 Grandparents have the best of all worlds. They can play with the kid, 351 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:41,838 - when trouble starts... - Pass that kid right off to the parent 352 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:45,175 and bolt for the Early Bird Special at the IHOP. 353 00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,978 Well, we're a long way from being grandparents. 354 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,616 I'm glad. Because it gives me more time to play with you. 355 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,395 Oh, yeah. Big girls are fun. 356 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,052 [Jill] Mm-hmm. 357 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,688 What's that Bob doing tonight? 358 00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,257 He's all tied up. 359 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:08,366 All right. The fuse panel's in place. Marty, hand me the sockets. 360 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,133 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 361 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,770 OK. Perfect. 362 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,438 OK, girls. 363 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:18,142 [grunts] I've tightened down the fuse panel. 364 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:21,412 And now, how would you guys like to watch 365 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,915 Uncle Tim and your dad wire the car from scratch? 366 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,118 [both grunting] 367 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,234 We should also ask this guy, though. 368 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,071 I am Buzz Lightyear. 369 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,941 No, I am Buzz Lightyear. 370 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,178 No, I am Buzz Lightyear. 371 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,313 No, I come in peace. 372 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,150 I come in peace. 373 00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:00,717 No, I come in peace. 373 00:22:01,305 --> 00:23:01,422 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org