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[Tim] Oh, honey, this
is gonna be a great day!
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The steering column
showed up for the hot rod.
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I'll pop open the champagne.
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Am I ever gonna experience a wife
who savors the thrill of a new auto part?
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Not till you re-marry.
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- Hi.
- Hi, Marty. How are you doing?
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- [Tim] Marty.
- You got the steering column!
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We install this today, maybe
get to the turning indicators.
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Great. Before we start,
can I ask you guys a favor?
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- Sure. What's up?
- It's our anniversary
next week.
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Nancy and I want to
weekend at Houghton Lake.
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Oh, it's so romantic there.
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Oh, especially this time of
year. Mmm, Houghton Lake.
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Walking hand-in-hand across
a frozen lake, 30 below zero.
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Wind chill, 90 below zero.
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You can just admire
each other's snot-sicles.
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Could you get any
grosser, do you think?
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- Give me some time.
- [Jill] All right.
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Mom said she'd baby-sit the twins.
But both of them's a little much.
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- Could you take Gracie?
- Absolutely!
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Great, we love
having the girls here.
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- Hi, Uncle Marty.
- Hey, Mark.
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I'm going to the
mall. I'll be back soon.
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OK, honey.
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Tim?
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Is Mark wearing black lipstick?
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It goes with everything.
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Look at all this cool stuff I
borrowed for my play time with Gracie.
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Look at all the cool stuff I
got for my play time with Brad.
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We're gonna put the gauges
in the dash panels today.
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- Oh.
- Well, Auto Boy,
ready to do some work?
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Something came up. I talked to Samantha,
I'm gonna go meet her at the mall.
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What about the dash panels?
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Well, let me see,
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a beautiful blonde goddess
who loves me, or dash panels?
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And gauges.
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Adios.
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What's that all about?
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He promised to help work
on the car, and he bails?
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Oh, Tim, when you were his
age, which did you want to be with?
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A girl, or...
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Oh, never mind.
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- [Brad] Hey, Gracie.
- Just in time. How are you doing, man?
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Here she is. Here's the guest
of honor and some of her stuff.
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Hey, sweetie. Ready to spend the
weekend with me and Uncle Tim?
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[funny sounds]
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- I think so.
- [Jill laughs]
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OK, here's her stuff.
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- Here's emergency numbers.
- OK.
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- Here's the rundown. No candy.
- No candy.
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No soft drinks. No bedtime
stories until she's brushed her teeth.
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- Honey, are you getting this?
- I got it.
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And don't let her watch
any more Tool Time.
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It gives her nightmares.
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Me, too.
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Nap between 2:00 and 4:00,
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don't let her sleep
more than two hours
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- or she'll keep you up.
- I got it under control.
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I've got all these fun
activities planned for us.
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We're gonna have a
tea party, play dress-up.
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Dress-up? That'll be so much fun
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'cause I've got this darling
off-the-shoulder number to die for.
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- Have a great time
up at the lake.
- OK, thanks.
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OK, honey.
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I'll see you in two sleeps.
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Be a good girl for your
Aunt Tim and Uncle Jill.
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I think he means
Uncle Tim and Aunt Jill.
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Oh, right. I was thinking
of you playing dress-up.
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These suitcases are so heavy.
Do you have rocks in here?
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- Yes.
- [Jill laughs]
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- I'll take her stuff upstairs.
- [Jill] OK.
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So, do you want to introduce
me to your animal friends?
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No. They're shy.
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That explains why
they're so quiet.
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- [telephone rings] - Excuse
me, honey... just a second.
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- [phone beeps]
- Hello? Oh, hi, Dr. Ashley.
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Yes. Actually, I did
sort of have plans.
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Yeah. Well, OK. I'll
see what I can do.
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All right. Bye. Tim!
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[imitates Jill] Jill!
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[sighs] One of the
therapists didn't show up
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for her group at 11:00.
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- Can you cover for me?
- I've never done
therapy before.
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But how hard can it be?
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I mean, can you cover
for me with Gracie?
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- By myself?
- Tim, you raised
three kids.
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I raised three boys. This is a
girl. I don't know about girls.
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Everything is the same as with
boys. You read to them. You feed them.
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- Is she potty trained?
- She's four years old.
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Well, Marty wasn't potty
trained until he was, like, nine.
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And I still think he's
wearing something at night.
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[Jill] Thank you.
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[Tim in deep voice] No. Leave the girl
alone. Give me my bamboo. My bamboo.
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Oh, Mr. Panda, thank you so much
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from saving me from Mr. Monkey.
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Oh, don't thank
me. Thank Mr. Tiger.
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That's Mr. Lion Cub.
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Sorry. I've never
been a lion cub before.
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Well, I have.
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You know, I gotta tell
you, it's a tough gig.
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Everyone expects you to be king.
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- Hi, Randy.
- Hi, Gracie.
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Cousin Randy, you
play with Cousin Gracie,
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so Uncle Tim can go
play with Mr. Hot Rod?
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Well, uh, Cousin
Randy would love to,
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but I gotta spend a couple hours
with Uncle Chemistry and Aunt Algebra.
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- See you later.
- OK.
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What do you want
to do now, Uncle Tim?
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Hmm. Hey, I got an idea!
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Why don't we ask Mr. Gorilla
what he wants to do?
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OK.
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No! Really?
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- Mr. Gorilla wants
to play hot rod.
- He does?
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Tell her. [gruff voice]
Love the hot rod.
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[grunting] Love the hot rod.
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Now, this is what Uncle
Tim likes to play with.
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- Cool.
- That's right. '46 Ford convertible.
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- Wow!
- Wow is right.
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I've got it lowered,
independent rear suspension.
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Motor City Flathead in
Ypsilanti built me the motor.
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- Neat!
- [laughs] Yeah! Look at this.
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It's a convertible. So we can
sit in here. It might start to rain.
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I suppose a girl like you
would like to put the top up?
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- Yeah.
- This button right here,
flip it up.
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[motor whirring]
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[laughs] Hey, now I got an idea!
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You and Mr. Gorilla go by
the workbench, hand me tools,
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I'll finish the dash panel?
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- Let me ask Mr. Gorilla.
- Don't.
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[whispering sounds] He
wants to have a tea party.
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I'll be the princess
and you be the queen.
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You want me to be the queen?
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OK...
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but if I take you to the hardware
store, this never happened, OK?
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Here's your crown.
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My crown, huh?
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[female British accent]
All right, Princess Gracie,
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we'll have ourselves
a spot of tea.
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It's very hot. Now,
don't burn yourself.
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After our tea, maybe we'll take the
Corgis out for a walk and a wee-wee.
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Princess Gracie, is there something
you'd like to eat with your tea?
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- A cookie.
- You want a cookie?
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We only have muffins.
Hold on a minute.
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Squire, the good
princess wants a cookie!
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Now, what would Her
Royal Figidness like to have?
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How about a lobotomy?
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Well, look who's here.
It's the village idiot.
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Off with his head! Now go!
Run! Get his head! Go! Go!
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Run!
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"'Rabbit, let's bounce together.'
Rabbit couldn't believe his ears.
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'Me, bounce?' he said.
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'Well, sure, ' said Tigger.
'You got the feet for it.'"
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I wouldn't call those "feet." I
would've called those "gunboats."
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Those are big feet. No
wonder he can bounce them.
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I mean, these feet are
gigantic. These are...
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Looks like somebody
else lost their bounce, huh?
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[whispers] Let's lie down.
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[chuckling]
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Tim?
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Where are you?
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Tim?
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Oh, adorable...
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[loud snore]
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Was I drooling?
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[whispers] No. You just fell asleep
with Gracie. She looks so sweet.
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[Tim groans] Well,
she may look sweet,
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but don't play
Candyland with her.
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She marks her cards.
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- [Tim groans]
- So, how'd it go?
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Well, we had a tea party, played with
the stuffed animals, read some books.
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It was one of the best
afternoons of my life.
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- Oh, yeah, right.
- I'm serious.
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She's really cool, you know?
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She's different than the boys. They want
to roughhouse. She has stories to tell.
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She even liked my Queen Mum.
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[laughs]
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I'm glad you had a
good afternoon together.
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- We had a great afternoon.
- All right.
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I started thinking about what we
missed by not having a daughter.
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This from the man who used a magnifying
glass on every one of my sonograms,
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praying for a prenatal winkie?
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Well, that was then,
you know. This is now.
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It just took me a little while to
figure out how cool little girls were.
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- I like this new side of you.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah, it's sweet.
- Really?
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- Yeah. It's kinda sexy.
- Hold that thought.
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- There's something
I've been thinking.
- Mmm, yeah?
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Let's have a daughter.
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[laughing] Excuse me. Did you...
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[clears throat] Did
you say "daughter?"
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I say let's be open
to the possibility.
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There is no possibility.
You had a vasectomy.
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They can be reversed.
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Or better yet,
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what if we had sex every day?
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[Jill laughs]
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If we had sex every day,
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then maybe one of my little guys who's
been hiding is ready to make his move.
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Tim, you obviously
haven't thought this through.
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- I want us to think it through.
- OK. OK, we will. All right.
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- Suppose one of these guys...
- Let's call him, uh, "Bob."
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What is gonna
guarantee that "Bob"
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- [whispering] is gonna get us a girl?
- Bob won't let us down.
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Bob let us down three times!
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That wasn't Bob. That was Steve.
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And... And if we want to make
sure, we... we could adopt.
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Tim... Tim, just
listen to yourself.
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You spend one afternoon with a niece
and all of a sudden you want a baby?
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- Because I thought
it would be fun.
- Fun?
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- [scoffs]
- Fun, we'd build
a room to keep her.
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Think.
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This is a child, not a Corvette.
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Yeah. But I wouldn't love
her any less, I tell you that.
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All those years ago when we
decided not to have any other children,
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I re-routed my whole life.
You know, I have a career now.
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- Maybe we can work
around that.
- Honey...
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a child is a lifelong
commitment.
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I don't want to
work around a child.
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Are you shutting
the door on this?
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I think it is so great...
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that you're having
all these feelings.
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I just don't really
want another child.
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I think if you think about it for a
while, you're gonna feel the same way.
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Well, I can speak for me,
but I can't speak for Bob.
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Welcome back to Hobby Week.
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Yesterday we showed you how to build
this doll house I built for my nieces.
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And today the
focus is on furniture.
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That's right. And to build tiny
furniture, you need a tiny tool.
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[snorts] Who knows
more about a tiny tool?
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Tim.
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Well, I used a Binford
61 miniature scroll saw
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to cut the pieces
for my little table.
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We modeled it in
the Chippendale style.
235
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Actually, at this size, it would
be perfect for Chip 'n' Dale.
236
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[chittering]
237
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:17,632
Well, Heidi and I used the
Binford 61 miniature lathe
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to shape the post
for our canopy bed.
239
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When using small tools, it's a
great idea to use magnifying glasses
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so you can see
what you're doing.
241
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:33,037
I can actually see the
cameraman's brain from here.
242
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While these guys
finish the posts,
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I'm gonna use more
glue on my table top here.
244
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Now, the great thing
about these microtools
245
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:47,118
is that they allow you to shape
your posts almost effortlessly.
246
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,231
All right, Heidi, why
don't you finish that up
247
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,121
while we, uh, check in with Tim.
248
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- Tim, you OK?
- Mm-hmm. Yes.
249
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- Where's
the dining-room table?
- Here.
250
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All right. Now... Well, let go.
251
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:15,980
Wait. What happened
to all those chairs?
252
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We'll be right back after
these words from Binford.
253
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,592
Hey, guys.
254
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,361
Did, um, any of you
see Tool Time today?
255
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,764
Unfortunately, yes.
256
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Dad's lost it.
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00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,635
Yeah, it was his second
girlie Tool Time in a row.
258
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,871
What's next, a Pantyhose Week?
259
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,107
Or a "Salute to
Feminine Hygiene"?
260
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,243
I don't know about
you, but I stop watching
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00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,646
the day Dad turns
to Al and says,
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"Do you feel fresh?"
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00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,666
- Hi, everybody.
- [Jill] Hi.
264
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,956
Hey, Dad. So, how
many more shows
265
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,902
are you planning
on doing about dolls?
266
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:02,493
Oh, two.
267
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:06,631
Doll Patio Furniture and The
Best of Hot Rod Barbie, huh?
268
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,394
Guys, guys, just go
wash up for dinner.
269
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:13,304
What's with them?
270
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,273
I can't believe
you're still on this.
271
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:18,676
You know, you gotta get a grip.
You're obsessed with this daughter stuff.
272
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:22,713
You know, that's what the
lady at the adoption agency said.
273
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,583
I should be open to a boy.
274
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:29,353
But then I explained about the
boys we have, she understood.
275
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,855
You went to an adoption agency?
276
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:35,526
No, no. I just called a few on my
lunch hour. I wouldn't do that without you.
277
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:39,563
Well, that's good because I don't
want to go to an adoption agency.
278
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,298
I don't want to
have another child.
279
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,812
If you need time to think,
take all the time you want.
280
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,103
OK... no.
281
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:52,643
And I want you to take
this "no" seriously this time.
282
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,690
If I took it seriously
every time you said no,
283
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,148
we wouldn't have any kids.
284
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:03,954
Is everything all
right over there?
285
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:06,590
Oh. Hey, Tim.
How's it going, bro?
286
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,793
Hi, Willow. What's
with the fire?
287
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:12,630
Uncle Wilson built this for
some sacred Hindu ritual.
288
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,432
But I'm using it to
dry my nail polish.
289
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,702
This color's called
Back to the Fuchsia.
290
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:21,572
When you little girls paint
your nails, you're so cute.
291
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:26,410
I'm 26 and I got a fungus under my
thumbnail like you wouldn't believe.
292
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,712
You were probably
cute when you were little.
293
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:31,648
Yeah. But then there
was that awkward period
294
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,251
between three and twenty-five.
295
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,657
Speaking of periods,
I'm starting to bloat...
296
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:43,060
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wilson!
297
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,007
[Wilson] Willow,
Vince is on the phone.
298
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,831
He wants to stop by after
he visits his parole officer.
299
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,801
- [Willow] Cool.
- Parole officer?
300
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,337
Well, this boyfriend's
better than the last one.
301
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:56,307
- At least he's out.
- [Tim laughs]
302
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:59,376
This is great, though. You get
to spend time with your niece.
303
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,378
I get to spend time with mine.
304
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,480
[sighs]
305
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,217
She's making me want
to have a daughter.
306
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,753
I thought in your case,
that was no longer an option.
307
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,589
Well, you can
reverse a vasectomy.
308
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:15,960
- Well, what about Jill?
- She's not reversible.
309
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:22,766
Are you serious about having
another child at this point in your life?
310
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,336
I don't know what's come
over me. I really don't.
311
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,072
Everything changed the
moment I spent time with Gracie.
312
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:31,141
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Instead of wanting
to play G.I. Joes
313
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:34,211
and cap guns, I feel like
making cute things, you know?
314
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,313
We had a... [laughs]
We had a tea party.
315
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:39,427
[British accent] A tea
party, you say? Delightful!
316
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,786
[British accent] Quite,
quite. Yes, it was.
317
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:47,391
- I used to think boys
were the ticket!
- Right.
318
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:51,395
But, boy, Gracie's so different. She's
got such an imagination, you know?
319
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,631
She brought out the queen in me.
320
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:57,293
No, no, no, no... That's a whole
other direction right there. Whoa!
321
00:18:58,671 --> 00:18:59,803
I don't know why this is.
322
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,273
You know, I spend a lot
of time with my nieces.
323
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,443
- Maybe it's because
they're older.
- Maybe it's you getting older.
324
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:09,046
You know, in the words
of Oliver Wendell Holmes,
325
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,681
"Men are like peaches and pears.
326
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:15,519
They grow sweet a little while
before they begin to decay."
327
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,956
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
328
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:25,262
So, you're saying I'll
get soggy before I rot.
329
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:29,967
No. I'm saying you're able to appreciate
a side of life you never could before.
330
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,837
But what about this idea
about me having a daughter?
331
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,740
Well, Tim, if you like
to build cute things
332
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:39,710
and you like to have tea parties, you
can always have them with your nieces.
333
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,212
Maybe you're right.
334
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:44,915
And that way I can avoid that
unpleasant diaper-changing phase.
335
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,118
- Zero to eight.
- [Wilson laughs]
336
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,660
- I want to talk
about something.
- I'm afraid to ask. What about?
337
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:59,797
I want to talk about what Sherlock
Wendell Holmes said, all right?
338
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,767
The reason men want daughters
339
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,536
is because they're
like rotten peaches.
340
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,873
I should just play
with my pears.
341
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,779
It would be better
for all concerned
342
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,447
if you didn't father
any more children.
343
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,229
I don't have to. When I
miss having a daughter,
344
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,364
I can spend time
with Gracie and Claire.
345
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,587
Well, that's a great idea!
346
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,300
When our kids
grow up, are married,
347
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:28,492
maybe they'll crank
out a couple chicks.
348
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:31,995
Well, I hope they do
some of that "cranking."
349
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:34,231
I sure would like to have
some granddaughters.
350
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:38,001
Grandparents have the best of all
worlds. They can play with the kid,
351
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:41,838
- when trouble starts...
- Pass that kid
right off to the parent
352
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:45,175
and bolt for the Early
Bird Special at the IHOP.
353
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,978
Well, we're a long way
from being grandparents.
354
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,616
I'm glad. Because it gives
me more time to play with you.
355
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,395
Oh, yeah. Big girls are fun.
356
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,052
[Jill] Mm-hmm.
357
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,688
What's that Bob doing tonight?
358
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,257
He's all tied up.
359
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:08,366
All right. The fuse panel's in
place. Marty, hand me the sockets.
360
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,133
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
361
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,770
OK. Perfect.
362
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,438
OK, girls.
363
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:18,142
[grunts] I've tightened
down the fuse panel.
364
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:21,412
And now, how would
you guys like to watch
365
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,915
Uncle Tim and your dad
wire the car from scratch?
366
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,118
[both grunting]
367
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,234
We should also
ask this guy, though.
368
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,071
I am Buzz Lightyear.
369
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,941
No, I am Buzz Lightyear.
370
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,178
No, I am Buzz Lightyear.
371
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,313
No, I come in peace.
372
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,150
I come in peace.
373
00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:00,717
No, I come in peace.
373
00:22:01,305 --> 00:23:01,422
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