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- [both] It's Storm Watch '98!
- [fan whirring]

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[fan stops]

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Hi. I am Tim "The
Weatherman" Taylor.

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And of course, you all know
my assistant, Al "Niño" Borland.

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- [imitates wind]
- That's right.

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We're here to show you how to
protect your house and property

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from the ravages
of a winter storm.

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It's gonna be a long winter.
Al's mom saw her shadow.

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Which is hard to do because she
can't see her feet at this point, can she?

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And later in the week, we expect
a huge storm to hit our area.

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[deep voice] There's a cold front
cruising across the Great Plains.

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Gonna collide with a
northeaster out of the southwest,

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causing precipitous weather.

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And a small-craft advisory.

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In other words, it's
going to be windy.

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Now, a storm can be devastating.

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But there are precautions
you can use to protect property.

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Right. Especially those
living along the lakes.

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Tie down and secure anything
that might cause some damage.

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The first thing...

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Ha ha ha ha. Gee,
Al, funny as always.

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All right, we've already
had a very bad ice storm.

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What we want to do now to prevent
further damage is prune these trees.

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That's right. You want to cut
back any rotting or dead wood.

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Right. Or you can recycle that dead
wood and build yourself an assistant.

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Now in some areas the wind is going
to get as high as 60 miles per hour.

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It's a good idea to protect your
windows by three-quarter-inch plywood.

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Hey, guys!

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Holy moly, guys! You oughta see
this branch near Wilson's house.

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It's a disaster
waiting to happen.

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It's got, uh, stress
cracks in it. Big ones...

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- [branch creaking]
- Very, uh...

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very similar to the ones
I got on this branch here.

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Tim, are you OK?

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We'll be right back with
some gazebo repair tips.

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- Are you sure
you're all right?
- Yes, Al.

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A big splinter in my
butt broke my fall.

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Well, here. Let me give
you a hand with that.

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[groans] Oh, I
guess we'll just...

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- Well, hey! What's this?
- What's what, Al?

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Looks like oregano. Does Jill
keep it out here so it stays fresh?

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Let me see that.

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- It's not oregano.
- Tarragon?

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- This is marijuana.
- Jill cooks
with marijuana?!

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No, you idiot. Somebody's
hiding this out here.

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Oh... I can't believe
I touched this bag!

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Oh, now my
prints are all over it!

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- Oh, man!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! Calm down!

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This makes me an accessory.

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I could be charged with...
with possession of illicit drugs!

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Al, Al, Al, stop, stop!
Think for a minute.

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You found marijuana on my
property. What does that tell you?

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I can no longer run
for political office.

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[laughs] Yeah. Bye.

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Look what I found.

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This is a joke, right?
Is this what I think it is?

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It was taped to the
underside of the seat out there.

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- Oh, my God! It's marijuana.
- That's right.

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Do you think that this
belongs to one of our boys?

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Well, not unless we have a
chipmunk that has glaucoma.

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You never know! There's
other possible explanations.

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Could be one of your
crew. They could've hid it.

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My crew doesn't smoke pot!

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You can't be high when you do a
show like<i> Tool Time.</i> Look at the quality...

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precision.

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We gotta face this.
This is our kids.

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I know. You're probably
right. Oh, God! Oh, God!

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OK, just stay calm. We
gotta think about this.

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Which one is it?

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- Has any of them been
acting strange?
- All of them.

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Have you noticed anybody
eating any more than usual?

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- All of them.
- What about smelling funny?

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All of them.

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Well, this is it.
They've formed a cartel.

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When they get home from school, we'll
just have to sit them down and ask them.

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They're not gonna come clean. It'll
drive the user further underground.

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- We may never
find out who's using.
- What should we do?

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- We gotta trap them.
- Trap them?

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It's Friday night. Whoever owns
this is gonna want it for the weekend.

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My guys fix the seat. I put it
back. We go to Wilson's house.

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We watch the guilty
party come and nab him.

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I don't know. I don't like the
idea of spying on my own children.

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There's your mistake,
thinking of them as children.

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If we love them, we gotta
think of them as potential felons.

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Don't call my babies "felons."

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I said "potential felons."

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Let me try the stakeout, please?

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All right. If this doesn't work,
we're gonna be honest with them.

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- And what if that doesn't work?
- We grill them,
shake them down.

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Eventually one
of them will crack.

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Don't say "crack."

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[footsteps crunching snow]

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- I don't believe this.
- I don't either. It's ten degrees here.

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No, no. Brad is picking
his fingernail with a fork.

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- That's disgusting.
- No, this is really
disgusting.

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- He put the fork
back in the drawer.
- Gross!

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- [Wilson] Here's
some hot chocolate.
- Oh, thank you, Wilson.

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You're out here all the time.

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Ever see the kids do
anything suspicious?

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I haven't ever seen a thing.

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I find it hard to believe

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any of the boys would
experiment with cannabis.

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My boys aren't flesh eaters.

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I just don't get it.

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We have been so much more open
with them than our parents were with us.

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- We communicated with them.
- We respected them.

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Where did we go wrong?

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Hello?

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Remember the dad?

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I'm sorry, Tim, just sometimes

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I tend to think of your
children as my own.

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We should've
prepared them better,

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shared more of our
concerns about drugs.

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- [Wilson] Mmm.
- We shared up the yin-yang!

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We should've been
tougher on them!

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If it were up to you, we'd
never let them out of their rooms.

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That's right. A couple of
good, substantial police locks,

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hungry rottweilers sitting out
there. [imitates dog growling]

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I've read about kids and drugs.

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But it never really hit home until
it happened in my own backyard.

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It's ironic, isn't it?

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First we rebel against
the authority figure.

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- Then we are
the authority figure.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

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- Our dope fiend
is making his move.
- [Jill] Which one is it?

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- [Tim] It's Brad.
- [Jill] No, not Brad.

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That's right. He's making his
move. He's going for... his coat.

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[Wilson] I knew it
couldn't be our first-born.

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It's been two hours. I'm
freezing. I want to go inside.

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[Tim] Hold on...
wait, wait, wait!

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- [Jill] What?
- [Tim] Randy.

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Walking through the living
room, opening the yard door.

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[Jill] Not sweet little Randy.

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Don't let baby face fool you. He's
got "pothead" written all over his face.

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- He's reaching
to pick up something.
- [Jill] The drugs?

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- [Tim] No. It's his boots.
- I knew it wasn't him.

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He's going back inside.

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Ronnie just walked in!

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- [Jill] Ronnie?
- [Tim] Mark's friend.

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Mark didn't say anything about
Ronnie coming over. That's weird.

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Oh, my God, that's it.

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The drugs belong to Ronnie.
He's just hiding them here.

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What a little jerk! Oh, wait a
minute. Wait a minute. This is great!

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We're not the lousy parents. The
lousy parents belong to Ronnie!

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Well, even if it's Ronnie's
pot, Mark could be smoking it.

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Oh, that's true.

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Thanks a lot. I get my
hopes up, you gotta crush 'em.

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Why do you have
to be such a downer?

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Don't say "downer."

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[Tim snoring]

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[Tim snorts, grunts]

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[resumes snoring]

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Tim?

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Tim?

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- Tim!
- [Tim grunts]

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- What?
- Honey, I've had it.

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- [grunts]
- Nobody's making
a move for the pot.

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- I'm freezing. You're falling asleep.
- [Tim yawns]

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Give me 15 more minutes.

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- OK, 15 more.
- Yeah.

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But not a second more than that.

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You know, I'm gonna go out to
the car and get a thermal blanket.

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[Jill] Tim!

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Tim!

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Well, what do you
have to say for yourself?

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It's not mine. I was
holding it for somebody.

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- Who?
- You don't know him.

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Well, I'd like to know him.
What's his phone number?

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He just moved in. I don't
even think he has a phone yet.

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Just get in there.
Get inside. Come on.

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I thought you guys
were going out.

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That's what we
wanted you to think.

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We were over in
Wilson's yard hiding.

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You set a trap for me? That really shows
you have a lot of trust in your child.

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We catch you with drugs and
you want to talk about trust?

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Well, you raise a good point.

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Sit.

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I told you guys I was just
holding it for somebody else.

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Do you think we're
a bunch of idiots?

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You want us to believe

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you're in the
marijuana-storage business?

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- Is this your dope, or not?
- The truth.

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It's mine. I came to pick it up
after the game and take it to a party.

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- Well, now you're a supplier.
- No, Dad. A lot of kids
bring stuff.

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What is it? A "pot luck"?

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- Is this the only drug
you're doing?
- Yes.

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- How much are you smoking?
- Not much.

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- Once a week? Once a month?
- When I go to parties.

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To kick back and mellow
out once in a while.

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I see. So you kick back
and mellow out to your car,

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get behind the wheel, and mellow
yourself right into a telephone pole?

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You managed to
do that once straight.

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- Or were you straight then?
- I don't get high and drive.

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You were going to drive tonight.

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Don't you guys think you're
making a big deal out of this?

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If it wasn't a big deal,
why were you hiding it?

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- Because I knew you'd freak!
- Why do you think?

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Because what you're
doing is illegal here!

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Don't you think you're
being a little hypocritical?

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Well, why don't you
explain that to me?

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You were alive during
the "hippie thing."

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Are you telling me you
never smoked weed?

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Don't turn this around.
This is not about us.

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This is about you.

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And... And you're
grounded right now

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until we can figure out what to do
about this. Now get up to your room!

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- Fine.
- Fine.

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I don't believe that stuff. Pulls
this and says I'm a hypocrite.

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Well, he's right, at least about
me. I used to smoke a lot of dope.

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You don't tell him about that!

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It was a long time ago when you were
in college. This stuff's is stronger now.

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It was still illegal then.

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- I should've talked
to Brad before.
- No!

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He could have benefitted
from my mistakes!

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You telling him that you
smoked pot, it's like endorsing it.

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He doesn't need my
endorsement. He's already doing it.

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OK. OK. Tell him the
truth about everything now.

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How about the first time we had
sex? Huh? Rusty's barn dance?

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<i>♪ Bum bum bum-bum bum bum ♪</i>

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Yeah!

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How about the time we
cheated on our S.A.Ts?

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- I didn't cheat on my S.A.Ts.
- Oh, rub that in my face again.

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I just think that being
honest with Brad

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is our best chance
of getting him

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to stop doing drugs.

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We can't...

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I'm guessing you're not
talking about Metamucil.

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We... We caught Brad
with some marijuana.

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- Wow.
- "Wow."

230
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,608
- You smoke this stuff
too, don't you?
- No!

231
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:07,924
Is that a real "no" or
I-don't-want-to-be-in-trouble "no"?

232
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,613
It's a real "no".

233
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:14,084
- I think we can trust him.
- [sighs]

234
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:20,791
- [knocking on door]
- [sighs] Yeah?

235
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:23,761
- [Randy] It's me.
- Come in.

236
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:29,133
[chuckling] Oh,
man, are you in deep!

237
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,214
Did Mom and Dad tell you, too?

238
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:35,606
Yeah. How could you
bring drugs into the house?

239
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,887
I didn't bring them in. I taped
them to the swing outside.

240
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,845
Oh, that's much better.

241
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,848
I didn't even know you smoked.

242
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:47,485
I've only done it a couple times.
Come on. You've been to a ton of parties.

243
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,455
- Are you telling me
you never smoked?
- No!

244
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,925
I mean, the kids who are
always smoking seem so out of it.

245
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,060
I never pictured myself sitting,

246
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,830
contemplating the
meaning of string.

247
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:04,268
- Yeah. Well,
I don't do that.
- So what do you do?

248
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,071
I don't know. We just sit
around and talk about stuff.

249
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:10,141
- Like what?
- What do you care?

250
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,077
I'm just trying to figure out
what's going on with you.

251
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:16,413
You know, what's going on
with me is that I'm grounded.

252
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:19,150
- Where's Mom and Dad?
- They're in their room
talking.

253
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,585
- Good.
- Wait. Where are you going?

254
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,921
I gotta make a phone call.

255
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,872
What are you doing? Mom and
Dad told you to stay in your room.

256
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:33,864
- Just shut up. I know what I'm doing.
- You've certainly proven that.

257
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:40,437
Hey, Eric. [whispers]
Yeah, it's Brad.

258
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:43,674
No, no, no. I can't
take you to that party.

259
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:47,144
Yeah, I kinda got
busted by my parents.

260
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,346
Yeah. I won't be
smoking pot for a while.

261
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,583
- For a while?
- Hey, I gotta go.

262
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:59,857
So, you're just gonna wait till we get
off your back and start smoking again?

263
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,126
Brad, sit down, please.

264
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:06,297
[scoffs] Guys, come on. I mean,
it's not like I'm doing hard drugs.

265
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,333
You don't have to do hard
drugs to screw up your life.

266
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,903
Yep. And we know
that from experience.

267
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:15,839
- So, you were potheads?
- No! I was a beerhead.

268
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,416
But I was.

269
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,645
You were friends with a
girl who smoked a lot of pot.

270
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,615
And she got busted and
ended up going to jail.

271
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,717
And her family
wouldn't talk to her.

272
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,120
So, as I recall, her
boyfriend had to bail her out.

273
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:34,692
God knows what would've happened if
he weren't around. The guy was a saint.

274
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,198
- Was that
a story about you?
- No!

275
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,135
- Yes. Yes, it was.
- No!

276
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,738
And it's not the
whole story. I was...

277
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,242
I got stoned at a
Led Zeppelin concert.

278
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,784
I bought some dope that
was laced with something.

279
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,849
- What was it laced with?
- I don't know.

280
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,251
But I ended up in
the emergency room,

281
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:06,323
registered under the
name Charlene Fogelman.

282
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,962
You used a phony name so
your parents wouldn't catch you?

283
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:16,066
No. I thought I was
Charlene Fogelman.

284
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,904
Well, then how'd
you end up in jail?

285
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,707
Somebody turned me in.

286
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,776
I was messed up for
a long time after that.

287
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,713
She still hyperventilates

288
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,315
every time she hears
<i>Stairway to Heaven.</i>

289
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,486
But who doesn't?

290
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:40,891
Look, Brad, I know what
this is like, you know?

291
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:44,462
[sighs] When you're young,
you want to have adventures.

292
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,432
You think, "Nothing
bad can happen to me."

293
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,234
It's just not true.

294
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:55,105
Something bad can happen to you.

295
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,152
Why would you
want to take that risk?

296
00:17:57,176 --> 00:18:00,177
[sighs] Your life's, you
know, on track now.

297
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:03,547
You don't want to get it off track.
You got so much going for you.

298
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:06,951
You got so much to lose. I mean,
how about your soccer scholarship?

299
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:10,288
And the trust of a
family who loves you.

300
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:16,126
Yeah. I don't want to lose
my soccer scholarship...

301
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,332
or the other thing.

302
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,301
"The other thing" is the most
important thing in your life.

303
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:29,206
Nobody believes in or cares
for you as much as we do.

304
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,409
I know that.

305
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,111
So? What now?

306
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,647
What are you gonna do the
next time you go to a party?

307
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:40,984
Which, by the way, will be
a very long time from now.

308
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:44,388
Someone wants you to smoke
some pot, what are you gonna do?

309
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,290
I'll just say, "No, thanks."

310
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,425
"Come on! Just a toke!
What's the matter?"

311
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,094
Dad, I won't take it.

312
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:53,230
What are you gonna tell
them when they ask why not?

313
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,932
I don't know. I'll just make
up some kind of excuse.

314
00:18:56,002 --> 00:19:00,604
Here's what they tell us to
use at the counseling center.

315
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:04,574
Tell them that you can't smoke
because if you get caught again,

316
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:07,677
your parents are gonna
put you on drug testing.

317
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,982
Well, do you think my friends
are really gonna buy that?

318
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,184
Convince them.
Because it'll be true!

319
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,625
- OK. I get the picture.
- [Tim] Good.

320
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,261
Now this sensitive,
emotional moment's over.

321
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,663
You go back to your room and
I'll talk to you tomorrow after 10:00.

322
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,133
- What then?
- Sentencing.

323
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,907
- All right. I'm sorry.
- All right.

324
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:47,318
- Do you think
we got through to him?
- I don't know.

325
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,253
I hope so.

326
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,700
We can reason with
him, tell him horror stories.

327
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,691
But when he goes out that
door, it's gonna be all up to him.

328
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,861
- He's a good kid, though.
- Yeah. I think so.

329
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,198
- God!
- [sighs]

330
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,279
Do you remember
when the worst problem

331
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,237
we had with Brad
was toilet-training?

332
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,941
Well, it makes sense.

333
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:14,045
Couldn't get him on the pot, now
we're trying to get him off the pot.

334
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,820
[groans] What a miserable day!

335
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,355
You're telling me!

336
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,524
First thing you know, you're
crashing through a gazebo.

337
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:31,462
Next thing you know,
your oldest son is on drugs.

338
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:35,366
Boy, I need a beer!

339
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,039
Brad's not driving or going
to parties for two months.

340
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,675
We went easy 'cause he
was the first one to get caught.

341
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,311
However, the next one
gets the book thrown at him.

342
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:51,181
- That's not fair.
- Well, no one said
life was fair!

343
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:54,396
You have the benefit of
learning from Brad's mistake.

344
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,654
In some cultures it's
the kid who screwed up

345
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,490
who's expected to
learn from his mistake.

346
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:04,127
Well, this isn't a fancy
country like France.

347
00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:06,397
This is America,
where one person

348
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,599
can screw it up for everybody.

348
00:21:09,305 --> 00:22:09,320
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