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[Jill] Hi, sweetie.

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- Hey, how ya doing?
- All right.

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- Good news,
I finished the kitchen.
- Finally!

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I, uh, like it. It's airy.

5
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Well, Tim, when you said done, I
had a whole different image in my mind.

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I finished my part. I
got the cabinets in, huh?

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- Well, they look great.
- Thank you.

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Now we just gotta find the right
granite guy to put in the countertops.

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Tim, you fired the last two 'cause
you didn't like the way they measured.

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And then you interviewed another
100 guys. Can't you just pick one?

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Honey, you cannot pick a
granite guy out of the phone book

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like you would a
doctor or a lawyer!

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I got my feelers out.

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When, realistically,
do you think

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we can expect to have
our kitchen finished?

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[scoffs] If I could predict the future,
I'd be down at the racetrack right now.

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- [phone rings]
- Cross your fingers.

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Hello... this is him.

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Hi.

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Perfect. That's the information
on your answering machine.

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Can you be here tomorrow, 8:00?

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Perfect. I can't wait.
Thank you very much. Bye.

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The god of granite
just smiled on us!

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Meaning?

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- We hired the best guy
in the state.
- Yes!

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Well, apparently the couple he
was working for split up. [laughs]

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She got the sport ute and
the house, he got the Shih Tzu.

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And we got the granite guy!

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Hustle up, he'll be here any minute.
I want everything neat and tidy.

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Of course, we mustn't be
messy for the granite guy.

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Do I look OK for
the granite guy?

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You don't look OK for anybody.

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I'm serious. It's important to project a
good image for your sub-contractors.

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Is that why you're not gonna be
here today? Good thinking, Dad.

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I'm not gonna to be here
because I'm supporting my family.

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I tell you, it'd be easier
getting a new family

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than getting a new granite guy.

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And on that psychotic
note, I'm leaving for school.

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[Mark] Me, too.

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Hey, uh, hugs and
kisses to the granite guy.

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Bye, guys, have a
good day. Good morning.

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Is that what you're wearing?

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What's wrong?

45
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Nothing, if we're going to
a tractor pull or something.

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- But the granite guy is coming.
- [doorbell rings]

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Put on lipstick, do
something with your hair?

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Sure, and I'll put on some
pearls for the plumber. God!

49
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Oh, hi. Patty. You're just
in time for the granite guy.

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I don't know what you're talking
about. It's not the first time, though.

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- Brought your psych book.
- Thank you.

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Look at Patty. She
looks great, doesn't she?

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She is ready for
the granite guy.

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- Will you shut up?
- [doorbell rings]

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- God. He's nuts!
- What's that about?

56
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- Tim Taylor?
- Hey, that's me! Huh.

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And I don't need to know who
you are. Your work speaks for itself.

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- I want to introduce you
to my kitchen.
- Wow.

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Tim, you did a great
job on these cabinets.

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- And this is my wife, Jill.
- And her friend, Patty.

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Pleased to meet you, Patty.

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Jill, I believe
we've met before.

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- Yes, I... I think we have.
- Where?

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At the Y. As a matter of fact,
Tim, I've seen you there, too.

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- Don't remember.
- Small world, isn't it?

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Yeah. Here I thought
you were just a gym guy,

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and you're the granite guy.

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That's me. Hey, uh, Tim, I need a
workspace. Do you have a garage?

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Do I have a garage?

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I got something out there, a '46
Ford convertible all retro-ed out.

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Ooh, what do you
have under the hood?

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What do I have under the hood?

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Oh, man, is he gorgeous! It's
like he walked out of a dream!

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Tell me about it!

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He's the guy!

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- What guy?
- The guy! The guy! The guy!

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- Who I had the dream about!
- The guy that asked you out?

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- Yes!
- The widower with
the four daughters?

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No, no! That was just
in my dream, you know.

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I don't know anything
about this real Ian.

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- You gonna tell Tim
he asked you out?
- I can't.

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I mean he's driven us all crazy
looking for somebody to do the counters.

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- He's finally found
someone he likes.
- So?

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If I tell him he could get
jealous and he'll fire him

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and then I'll be looking at
holes in my kitchen forever.

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Yeah. I'll bet you'd much
rather look at the granite guy.

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Stop.

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All that happened was
he asked me on a date,

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found out I was
married, that's it.

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- Right. But what about the dream?
- The dream was just a dream.

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Ian is just a symbol.

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Yeah, a sex symbol. Well, OK!

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- I gotta go! See you guys later.
- Bye, Patty.

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Bye, Tim.

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Oh, well, I gotta get to work. If there
is anything you need, just ask Jill.

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- OK.
- Give this guy
whatever he wants.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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Well, this is certainly
a coincidence, huh?

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Yeah, I'll say!

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What's your husband gonna say
when he finds out I asked you out?

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Well, I don't think I
am gonna tell him.

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Tim tends to get jealous and
nothing happened, so what's the point?

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If that's the way to handle
it, you're secret's safe.

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I gotta get stuff
out of the truck.

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Yeah, I have to work
on this psych paper.

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You know, I used to
teach sculpting in college.

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- Really?
- Uh-huh.

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How did you get
involved in granite?

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It pays a lot better, and I like
working with my hands, you know?

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Hmm, lucky us.

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Welcome to<i> Tool Time</i> on
location from Al's living room.

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We're gonna show you
how to conserve energy.

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Now, a good place to start would
be replacing all your old insulation.

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- I would recommend
that you...
- Heidi?

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- Yes?
- Tell us when
the camera is rolling.

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OK!

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Hi, I am Tim "the
Landlord" Taylor

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and, you all know
my tenant, Al Borland.

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Now, in winter, homes
consume more energy,

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which is why I like...

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- double glazed windows.
- And double glazed donuts.

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Along with replacing windows,
we came from the basement

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where we put in furnace filters.

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For maximum efficiently

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I recommend replace
the filters every 30 days.

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Al's on a 30-day cycle.
That explains the bloat.

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All right now, next
up, next up we're, uh,

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we're gonna look for the greatest
source of energy loss, air leaks!

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You can find one
underneath the front door.

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Right, to simply fix that, put
in a door sweep as a barrier.

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- An easy do-it-yourself fix.
- Let's get to work.

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Ooh, Al, I see another draft.

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[sighs] It's a cold one.

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Would you like some
of this old olive loaf?

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At least I think those
green things are olives.

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I think I'll stick
with what I brought.

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Matter of fact, would you
like some chicken Florentine?

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- I got plenty.
- Ooh, that smells great.

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- Grab a plate.
- OK, great. Thanks!

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I'm, uh, not much of a cook.

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My meatballs are harder
than these countertops.

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I have a killer
recipe for meatballs.

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- Really? What do you
put it in it?
- Cayenne and chili peppers.

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- That sounds hot.
- Oh, it is hot. I like hot, don't you?

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Yeah, I like hot. Hot's good,
nothing's wrong with hot.

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Well, then you have to
try this jalapeño corn bread.

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Oh.

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Mm-mmm, that's really good.

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- Isn't it something?
- Mm-hmm.

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- That enough?
- You bet.

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God, it's nice to have a
break from this stupid paper.

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Yeah, you seemed a
little stressed over it.

153
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I have this teacher, Professor
Nimmelman. He's impossible to please.

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- Norm Nimmelman?
- You know him?

155
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,580
Yeah, I play guitar
in a band with him.

156
00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:11,449
Norm Nimmelman is a musician?

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00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:16,721
Yeah. Well, let's just say he has an
instrument and sound comes out of it.

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Welcome back to our continuing
effort to make Al's place energy efficient.

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Thank you, Heidi.
We now give you...

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<i>[fanfare plays]</i>

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[both] The board door!

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Now, a board door is
the most effective way

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to detect air leaks
in your home.

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By creating a vacuum
inside the house,

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it pulls outside air
through any cracks.

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- Since you can't see air...
- Unless you live
in Los Angeles.

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Oh, that's not pollution,
that's a marine layer!

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We're gonna use this
generator to create smoke

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so we can then see our leaks.

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Thank you, Tim. Now have
you sealed up the house,

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- all doors, windows, vents?
- You bet I have.

172
00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,212
We're ready to see leaks.

173
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:06,371
But first off, let's make sure
that the fireplace flue is shut.

174
00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:10,275
A good way to remember that is
to close the flue, pull towards you.

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00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:13,611
Push away, make fire today.

176
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,680
My grandfather taught me that.

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00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:20,062
All right, Tim, why don't you go
outside and crank up the smoke?

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00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:23,154
- Can I turn on the blower?
- All right.

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00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,924
It's a great control panel.
Look at this bad boy, huh?

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00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,059
[machine whirring]

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00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,527
[whirrs much faster]

182
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,663
You might not want
to tweak it that high.

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00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:35,166
The faster we tweak,
the faster we find our leak.

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00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,735
My grandma taught me that one.

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00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,840
All right, now we'll
just seal this up.

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00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:47,111
And wherever we see smoke,
I'll just mark that with my adhesive

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and we'll caulk
and seal the leak.

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00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:53,450
All right, here's one.
Pretty common place for it.

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00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,287
Smoke will come in
under the siding there.

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00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,924
Turn off the fan!

191
00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:04,262
Tim probably wants me
to turn up the fan. No way!

192
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:07,298
Al, I was wrong about the flue.

193
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,668
To close the flue, it's push
away from you... Close the flue!

194
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:14,738
Ah, well, boy, that would
defeat our purpose, wouldn't it?

195
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,242
So we'll, uh, we'll just
close that up there.

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00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,445
Seems to be stuck.

197
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:37,061
OK, I'll see ya. Bye!

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- Well, I'm back.
- What happened?

199
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,599
- Truck won't start.
- Oh.

200
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:45,069
Can I use your phone? I'll
call a buddy and get a lift.

201
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,305
- Where do you live?
- Ferndale.

202
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:50,575
- Ferndale? I could give you a ride.
- Ah, you don't have to do that.

203
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:54,712
After you shared your lunch
with me, that's the least I can do!

204
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:57,715
OK, do you mind if I
leave my tools here?

205
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,417
Uh, yeah, yeah, sure. Oh, oh!

206
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:03,421
But cover them up or Tim will
want to play with them all night long.

207
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:08,058
I gotta get rid of that truck,

208
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:11,529
- My girlfriend
told me trade it in.
- Oh, so you have a girlfriend?

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00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,732
Well, not anymore.
She traded me in.

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00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:18,870
- Ah, she was too good
for me anyway.
- What's that about?

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00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:21,840
You seem like a great
guy... you're the granite guy!

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00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:27,411
You seem smart and talented. Any
woman would be lucky to have you.

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00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:31,116
That's nice of you to say. This is
my place, the red one on the right.

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00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,718
Barn red.

215
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:36,921
- Oh, that is so cool!
- Thanks.

216
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:40,157
- And thanks for the lift.
- Oh, it's my pleasure.

217
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:43,428
You know, when I got
to your place this morning

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and, you know, we
saw each other again,

219
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:50,134
I... I was afraid it was going to be
just awfully uncomfortable all day long.

220
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:53,037
- But it wasn't, not at all.
- No, it really wasn't.

221
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:56,374
You know, we had a nice
talk and a nice lunch and...

222
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,259
What are you doing?
What are you doing?

223
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,183
What I thought you
wanted me to do.

224
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,220
No, no, no, no, no, no.

225
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,856
I just wanted to give you
a ride home, that was it.

226
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,993
Oh, I am sorry. I couldn't
have misread everything.

227
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,106
Oh, yes, you did. You did.

228
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,297
- What about the signals
you're sending?
- What signals?

229
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:23,601
You didn't want to tell your
husband about me asking you out.

230
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,736
You jumped at the
chance to take me home.

231
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:28,773
- I did...
- You checked out my butt.

232
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,509
- I did not!
- You did so.

233
00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:34,045
I did not!

234
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,926
How could you tell if
someone's checking out your butt

235
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:40,718
if it's, you know,
right in your face.

236
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,421
Well, because I saw your
reflection in the window

237
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,723
because I was checking you out.

238
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,325
Well, you had no business

239
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:51,562
checking out a reflection in
a married woman's window.

240
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,732
I know. Look, I'm
sorry, I feel like a idiot.

241
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:57,836
Tomorrow everything's
going to be strictly business.

242
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:01,005
Uh, uh. No. I don't think
there should be a tomorrow.

243
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,606
What do you mean?

244
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,788
I'm not going to feel
comfortable having you finish this.

245
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,811
[sighs] Who's going
to install the rest?

246
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:11,433
Well, I do happen to be married
to Tim "The Toolman" Taylor.

247
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,820
Well, good luck.

248
00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:26,964
Hi! Why is Ian's truck still out there?
You said he was gone. Where is he?

249
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:30,868
Ian's truck broke down
and I gave him a ride home.

250
00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,905
Look at this, these beveled
edges, you can't even see a seam.

251
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:38,342
This guy's work is great! Imagine
what this'll look like tomorrow.

252
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,645
Pretty much the same.

253
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:45,116
- Why do you say
something like that?
- I fired Ian.

254
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:50,521
For a minute there I thought
you said you fired my granite guy.

255
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:54,225
I did. When I gave him a
lift home, he came on to me.

256
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,995
You fired the granite guy?

257
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,326
Did you hear what I
said? He came on to me.

258
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:06,303
- Did he say you have
a nice outfit?
- He kissed me.

259
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,972
[silent mouthing]

260
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,410
- [stammers] What did you do?
- I pushed him away.

261
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,479
- Well, you should've fired him!
- I did fire him!

262
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,216
You fired the granite guy!

263
00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:22,986
He's here one day and hitting
on my wife. What is that about?

264
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:27,024
I should have told you the whole
story the minute Ian walked in the door!

265
00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:31,062
The whole story?

266
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,532
You and Ian
have... have a story?

267
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,679
Well, you remember
when I told you

268
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:40,571
that a guy at the Y
asked me out on a date?

269
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,740
Ian's the guy that didn't
know you're married?

270
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,977
- Yeah.
- Well, why didn't you
tell me this?

271
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:49,847
I thought you'd get jealous
and it would make you crazy.

272
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,616
What did it make you, Jill?

273
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,318
Now, come on,
you're getting paranoid.

274
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,354
Am I?

275
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,368
I had no idea that this
was gonna turn out this way.

276
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,912
All I wanted was for you
not to fire another guy

277
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,862
and for us to get
our kitchen finished.

278
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,697
Did you?

279
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:11,902
Maybe you secretly have
the hots for the granite man.

280
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,204
I don't have the
hots for any man!

281
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,807
Hmm.

282
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,487
Look, you know
what I mean, well...

283
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:21,390
You... You probably have
plenty of secrets from me!

284
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,115
No, I don't. You talk
about trust in marriage.

285
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,417
You do something like
this and you break it.

286
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,797
I feel terrible, I
am really sorry.

287
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,354
Are you?

288
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,593
Or maybe inside you're
jumping for joy? Huh? Huh?

289
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:39,497
Maybe you and Ian are just
spinning a web of twisted little lies.

290
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,999
And I am just your prawn.

291
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:51,842
Tim... a prawn is a big shrimp.

292
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:57,381
Right. You can't play
chess with a crustacean.

293
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,319
What I am asking you is,

294
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,422
how honest is a person
supposed to be in relationship?

295
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,224
[Wilson] I always believed
in being totally honest.

296
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:10,527
- You have?
- I haven't had
a decent relationship

297
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,663
in over 20 years.

298
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:16,033
[sighs] So, maybe it's not such
a good idea to be totally honest.

299
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,135
Well, it depends
on the relationship.

300
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,438
What made you think
you couldn't be honest?

301
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,609
Well, I told myself it was because
I thought he would get jealous.

302
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,245
- There might be
more to it than that.
- Ah.

303
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,980
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

304
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:33,395
You know, I am reminded of
the English writer Aleister Crowley

305
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:38,489
who said that "falsehood is
invariably the child of fear."

306
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,025
What am I afraid of?

307
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,727
I don't know.

308
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:46,096
Maybe if Tim knew that
I was attracted to Ian...

309
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,200
- He would love you less?
- Well, yeah.

310
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,969
I mean, what kind of a
person does that make me?

311
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,737
A human person.

312
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:57,674
Well, I was extremely
human today.

313
00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:01,979
I even snuck a peek
at this guy's butt.

314
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,532
Well, Jill, that's no big deal.

315
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,401
If I had a nickel for every
married woman at the library

316
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:16,293
who checked out my butt, I could
pay everybody's overdue fines.

317
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,562
Well, I wish that I could,

318
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,530
you know, go ahead
and be honest with him

319
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,532
and tell him I was
attracted to Ian.

320
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,001
Maybe you should.

321
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,670
You know, when it comes
to the really big stuff,

322
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:30,374
- Tim doesn't keep
any secrets from me.
- Or me!

323
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,581
Tim?

324
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,129
I know, you're still mad at me.

325
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,520
You see the shine on this stone?

326
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:47,992
Your stud-muffin must have spent
three hours polishing this thing.

327
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,860
Tim, I'm really sorry.

328
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,795
I should have been
up front with you.

329
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,497
Yes, you should have.

330
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,735
I want us to have
a trusting marriage.

331
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,338
I'm going to be more honest
with you about everything.

332
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,874
- You are?
- Yeah.

333
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,904
- About Ian...
- About Ian,

334
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,106
are you really
attracted to that guy?

335
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,781
Initially or today?

336
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:14,418
Any time since the
dawn of civilization.

337
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,254
Yes.

338
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,389
How attracted were you?

339
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,959
Not enough to even consider
putting our marriage in jeopardy.

340
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,907
But you were still
attracted to him.

341
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,597
Yes, I was.

342
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,167
You've been attracted
to other people?

343
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:34,504
Yeah, but no one
with his type of skills.

344
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,110
Come on, Tim.

345
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:43,058
Isn't there somebody we
know you've been attracted to?

346
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,781
- No.
- Come on, Tim.

347
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:47,084
- Maybe. Patty.
- Who? Patty!

348
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,921
- She's kinda hot.
- You think Patty is hot?

349
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,357
Warm.

350
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,326
I shouldn't have
told you. Why did I?

351
00:19:55,428 --> 00:20:00,464
No you should have... 'cause
these feelings are perfectly natural.

352
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:04,267
All that matters is that we
are committed to each other.

353
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,409
- Can I ask you something?
- What?

354
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,278
- Now go with me on this.
- OK, OK.

355
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,647
- Let's say
you weren't married.
- Yeah.

356
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,316
Who would you
pick, me or slab boy?

357
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,155
Did you drop some
polish on the floor there?

358
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:32,029
I'd pick you.

359
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,566
Would you?

360
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,507
[knocking on door]

361
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,280
[grunting]

362
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:54,952
[muttering]

363
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,124
[grunting]

364
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:05,563
[grunting]

365
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,467
[grunting]

366
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,171
[grunting]

367
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,176
[short grunt]

368
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,548
[grunts]

369
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,750
[grunts]

370
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,189
[grunting laughter]

371
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,476
- [crash]
- [groan]

371
00:21:53,305 --> 00:22:53,549
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