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[Irish music playing]

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Welcome back to our St.
Patricks Day Tool Time.

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And our salute
to everything Irish.

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[with Irish accent] There once
was a lad from Nantucket...

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Tim.

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First off, thanks to Seamus O'Connor
for showing his antique Waterford crystal.

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- It's priceless.
- Yeah.

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[glass shattering]

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And somewhat
fragile. Sorry, Seamus.

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Thank you, Seamus.

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You knew this was a possibility
when you came on the show.

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A little later on in the show,
we're gonna repaint this little table.

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This beautiful Irish coffee table.
And I'm gonna use Kelly green.

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And I'm gonna finish
tatting this lovely Irish lace.

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Very McMann-ly, Al.

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Before we get to that, we have
some very special guests for you.

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That's right. Nobody knows
how to celebrate St. Patrick's Day

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like the working man.

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And we're talking about the
working men from Bay City.

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Let's give a warm welcome to the
boys from K&B: Rock, Pete and Dwayne!

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[all cheering]

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Hi. It's great to
have you guys here.

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Always great to be here, Timmy!

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I guess you guys really know
how to party on St. Patty's Day.

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That's right. It's a
big holiday up at K&B.

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It's right up there with
Christmas and Friday.

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Since St. Patty's falls on a Tuesday,
how do you find time to celebrate?

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It is a challenging dilemma.
But being skilled craftspersons,

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we've designed our own
accouterments for just such a situation.

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Well, your accouterments look
suspiciously like just a green tool box.

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Well, to the untrained
eye, Tim. Open her up.

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- Aww...
- Voila. A traditional Irish feast.

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- Look at that. Corned beef and cabbage.
- Yeah, you betcha.

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And look down in
this compartment.

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Instead of your nails and screws,
you got your spuds and stews.

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- It's a little oily there.
- That's where
we keep the WD-40.

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Well, so much for the food portion
of our St. Patty's Day celebration.

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Why don't you tell the audience
why you really came down?

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During breaks up
on the high steel,

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we like to sing
traditional Irish folk songs.

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I love Irish music. It's
magically delicious.

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[in Irish accent]
And I like it, too!

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Well, perhaps then
we should regale you

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with one of our most captivating
numbers entitled<i> Mountain Dew.</i>

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[chuckling] Go ahead.

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- Heidi, my guitar.
- All rightie.

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- [Heidi] Here you go, laddie.
- Thank you, lassie.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
the boys from K&B.

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[vocalizing]

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<i>♪ Let grasses grow and waters
flow in a free and easy way ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just give me enough of that fine
old stuff that's made near Galway Bay ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The police men from old
Donegal Sligo and Lietrin too ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We'll give them the slip and we'll
take a sip Of that real old Mountain Dew ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ah didlee ay dum
Ah diddlee ay dum... ♪</i>

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Hey, Al, Al, watch
for that oil there...

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[crashing]

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<i>♪ Ah doo ray diddlee ai ay ♪</i>

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Happy St. Patty's Day!

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[cheering]

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Ladies and gentlemen,
the boys from K&B.

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And Al Green.

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Tim? Where are you? I thought you
were gonna help me with these bulbs.

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I'll help you with
those bulbs, all right.

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- What is that?
- It's my bulb blaster.

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Is this really necessary?

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Probably not. But it's gonna
be a lot of fun. Now, stand up.

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OK. Stand back.

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[gun blast]

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It's tulip time in
Beijing. Look at that.

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[Jill laughing]

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Well, top o' the morning
to you, Taylor twosome.

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Good morning.

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I wanted to bring you a basket of St.
Patrick's Day goodies before I leave.

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Thank you. What a nice thing
to do. Where are you going?

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I'm spending three days with my
good friend Sean McCormack in Dublin.

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You're going to Ireland
for just three days?

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Dublin, Ohio.

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Then the three days'll
be plenty, won't it?

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No. It's very good timing since my
house is gonna be filled with nerve gas.

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[chuckling]

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- I thought he said nerve gas.
- So did I.

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Well, I did. I did. I'm trying to
get rid of the bats in my attic.

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You know, I've tried every other
way. But, alas, it comes down to gas.

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It always does... always does.

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Thank you again for
these. Have a good time.

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There's something bothering me.
My niece still hasn't got a place to stay.

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I thought she had
tons of friends.

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Well, yes. But have you met them?
They're wild. They're irresponsible.

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I know it's a big favor, but could
Willow stay with you for three days?

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I would love that.

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[gun blasts]

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In fact, I'd like to
trade her for Tim.

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Hi.

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- Hey.
- Hi, Willow.

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Uncle Wilson, the guy
with the gas is here.

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And I may have a
lead on a place to stay.

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Tim and I talked. We'd
like you to stay with us.

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Oh, I wouldn't want
to put anybody out.

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You wouldn't be. We'll
have the boys double up.

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If that doesn't work,
Jill and I will double up.

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So, what do you think?

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I'd be happy to stay... provided
your husband puts down his weapon.

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I have a constitutional
right to bear these bulbs.

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I'll get my stuff.
I'll be right back.

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- [Tim] Great.
- [Jill] OK.

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Well, hi-ho, Nick.

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Oh, is that Nick the exterminator?
Nick, the nerve gas guy. What's shaking?

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[Wilson] His entire body.

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Willow, thanks for
making us dinner.

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Oh, it's delicious.

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Making dinner's fun when you
get to cook for people you like.

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Mmm... maybe that's
been my problem all along.

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I love this Moroccan food.
You get to eat with your fingers.

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How's that different from
the way you normally eat?

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He licks his fingers a lot more.

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I love squab. Mm.

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No kidding. You've practically
eaten the entire flock.

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I appreciate your asking
me to stay with you.

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And tomorrow if anyone needs
a massage, I brought my table.

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[all] Oh, me. I'll go...

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Hey, guys! Guys.
Don't be rude. Me first.

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I guess we should
start to clean up.

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- I love her.
- When she's around,
these boys start acting...

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What is it? Human?

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[Jill] Mm-hm. I really like having
another woman in the house.

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It's OK for you. But when I want
another woman in the house, no, no, no...

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Oh, man. Look at the time.
You know what? I gotta call a cab.

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Where are you going?

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- I'm meeting some friends
at a club.
- Cool.

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- Any idea what time
you'll be back?
- Mmm, probably around midnight.

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Midnight? You shouldn't be
out looking for a cab that late.

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- We should lend her one
of our cars.
- Too bad they all have flats.

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Here. Here. Take
mine. Take my Healey.

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That is really great.
Thanks a lot, Jill. Bye, guys.

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[Mark] See ya.

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Be careful.

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Keep a close eye
on that oil gauge.

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Two centimeters to the
left means you need oil.

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Try to find an English
mechanic if you can.

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OK, Mom and Dad, you
guys can take it from here.

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Aw, man. They are such
show-offs. The girl leaves, they bail.

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Well, we have to rest up
for our massages tomorrow.

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Hold on a second, guys.

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Finish those dishes or Daddy'll give
you a massage with the ol' bulb blaster.

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What are you still doing up?

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It's two o'clock. Willow's still
not back. What are you doing up?

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That Moroccan
food was a bit spicy.

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That Marrakech Express
has been running all night.

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I wonder if something's
going on with Willow.

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I've seen girls like
her in counseling.

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Because they don't have a parental
role model, they lack direction.

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They get lost and stay
that way all their lives.

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[groans] Excuse me.

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You came up with that based on
the fact that she's two hours late?

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No. I came up with that
theory the minute I met her.

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Never had the opportunity
to obsess about it.

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Honey, don't do this.

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First, she's not our daughter
and she's 26 years old.

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Second, she's always lived liked
this. She's doing pretty well at it.

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Have you seen people who seem
OK, but inside they're racked with pain?

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[groaning]

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[grunts] You are
singing to the choir.

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Hi, Tim. Hi, Jill.

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- Hi, Willow.
- Oh, hi.

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You weren't waiting
for me, were you?

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Oh, no. No, no, no.
I'm a real night owl.

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I love the night
life; I love to boogie.

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[Willow chuckles]

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Well, I have other issues.

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So, what was it like? Did
you have fun at the club?

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The bouncer wouldn't let my friend
Dirk in because he didn't like his pants.

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And I tell Dirk, Take them off.

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So he takes them off. Then other
guys take them off. And they all get in.

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Where do we keep the barium?

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Tim, put a cork in it.

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Well, there's an idea.
Where do we keep the corks?

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Upstairs in the attic.

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- Goodnight, Willow.
- Goodnight, Tim.

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[phone ringing]

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It's two o'clock. Who'd
be calling at this hour?

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That's probably for me.

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Hi. How is it going, Dirk?

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Sure. Yeah. I'll
see you there. Bye.

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Well, I am off.

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- Where are you going?
- Out to breakfast.

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You sure it's safe to
go out at this hour?

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Yeah. Well, I appreciate your concern,
Jill. But I'll be fine. I'm not a kid.

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It's not a matter of how old you
are. I wouldn't go out this late.

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Well, you also wouldn't get a
bunch of men to take off their pants.

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Not now. But when I
retire, I'll need a hobby.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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[Tim] Honey, on your way
up grab the stick matches.

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Well, it's almost noon and Willow's
not back. This is getting serious.

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You're right. That Healey's
gonna need some oil.

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Will you forget about the car?

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OK, let's get this straight.

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After she got home, she went
out to breakfast with that guy Dirk.

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- Dirk was the guy that she...
- took off his pants
at the club.

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Ah, to be young again...

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I'm concerned. What if something
bad has happened to her?

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Nothing bad happened
to her. Come on.

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We'll tell her if she wants to
stay out all night, give us a call.

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I'll let her use my cell phone.

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[phone ringing]

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Hello? Hello, Dirk.

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We were just talking about
you. A little drafty today, are we?

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Why would Willow be here?

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Really. Well, yeah. If she gets
back, I'll have her call you. Bye.

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- What did he say?
- He said Willow
never showed up.

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He's a little worried about her,
too. I should have gotten his number.

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Oh, God.

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Wilson asked us to look after
Willow. After one night, she's missing.

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Wait, you lost Wilson's niece?

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We didn't lose her. We just
don't know where to find her.

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Oh, my God. We've
lost Wilson's niece.

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OK. You guys think you
have any idea where Willow is?

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- Maybe she's at
a friend's house.
- Could be working.

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Maybe she fell in a big
hole and can't get out.

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What? It could happen.

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We gotta find that guy Dirk's phone
number. How are we gonna do that?

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Maybe she has an address book.
She's been staying in Brad's room.

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- We should check there.
- Or at Wilson's.

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Wilson's house is being bombed
with nerve gas. Who's gonna go in?

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[grunting]

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Woo! Ow! [mumbling]

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Take off the mask.

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00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:37,514
What a rush! Walking through
dark, poison-filled hallways.

229
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:41,652
A mission where it could cost me my
life! It was unbelievable! It was great!

230
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:45,623
Dad, are you sure that mask
is completely leak-proof?

231
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,425
Who said that?

232
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:55,933
Well, OK. If she turns up, you
know where to call. Thanks. Bye.

233
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:59,270
I've checked the police, the
emergency rooms, and the hospital.

234
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:03,341
- You found the address book!
- Better yet, her day planner.

235
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,476
DayMinder. Oh, look at this.

236
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:09,380
There's names and addresses.
There's gotta be something that'll help us.

237
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:13,717
Hey, look. It's a receipt from a
place called Just Jam and Jelly.

238
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:16,821
And on the 15th she went
to a body-piercing parlor.

239
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:21,358
Hey, that's pretty cool. Three more
visits and she gets a free tongue stud.

240
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:24,829
Look, there's pictures of Willow
taken at one of those photo booths.

241
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:30,234
You guys could go to these places.
Find out if anybody has seen her.

242
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:33,037
I'll go with you, Mark.
Randy, you go with Brad.

243
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:36,807
Here. And I'll just stay
here and see if she calls.

244
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:42,479
Look at this. She spent a lot of
money at Great Value Hardware.

245
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:47,785
You go to the hardware store.
You go to the body-piercing parlor.

246
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,320
[Brad and Tim] Oh, man!

247
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:58,495
Well, call me if she
turns up, OK? Thanks.

248
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,831
Hi. Did you find out anything?

249
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:04,602
I found that even though the
Healey's an English car, I still miss it.

250
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,838
No. Did you find
anything out about Willow?

251
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:13,444
Yes. I stopped by Just Herbs. It seems
Willow has a thing for ginkgo biloba.

252
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:19,951
According to her psychic, Janice, in a
past life, Willow was Vincent Van Gogh.

253
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,933
In other words, you
found out nothing.

254
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:26,491
No. I found out in a past life
I was Mary, Queen of Scots.

255
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,827
Brad and Randy called. They
don't know anything either.

256
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,630
Let's think. Assuming
that Willow is OK,

257
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:36,100
what would motivate her to
stay out all night and not call?

258
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:40,504
She wants attention. She's acting
out. All of this is just a cry for help.

259
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:46,143
Maybe there's another explanation.
She's really inconsiderate.

260
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,278
I don't think it's that simple.

261
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:52,216
Sure is. She takes the car and
doesn't bother calling. What's that about?

262
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,553
I'm sticking with
the big-hole theory.

263
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,489
What are you suggesting?
Should we stop looking for her?

264
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:01,459
The boys and I have spent
all day looking. She's nowhere.

265
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,961
- We haven't checked the clubs.
- [Tim sighs]

266
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,363
We're going clubbing? All right!

267
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,399
You can't go to the clubs.
You're not old enough.

268
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,169
Well, what am I supposed to do?

269
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:14,338
Find a big hole and
wait till you're 21.

270
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:23,281
Another club. I have enough stamps
on my hand to mail myself to Caracas.

271
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,716
Let's try this last place
and then we'll go home.

272
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,218
I'm not waiting in line.
Tell them it's an emergency.

273
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,188
- OK.
- Get us in.

274
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,891
Excuse me. I'm sorry. Uh, this is
an emergency. You have to let us in.

275
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,327
We're searching for a missing
person. Her name is Willow.

276
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:41,598
She's about five-foot-three. She
has reddish/blondish/ brownish hair.

277
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,235
She sounds like this.
[imitating Willow] Hi.

278
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,037
Just go in. Just go in.

279
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,816
- Thanks a lot.
- Wait. Not you.

280
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,741
- I'm with her.
- Yeah. But she is cool.

281
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,376
Stay here, I'll be back.

282
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:56,380
Hold on. Apparently, you don't know
who I am. I'm Tim "The Tool Man Taylor.

283
00:16:56,482 --> 00:17:00,450
And I'm Lance I Hate
Your Show Smith.

284
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,521
[jazz music]

285
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,524
Excuse me. Do you know
a girl named Willow Wilson?

286
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,293
Yeah. Willow. Too bad
what happened to her.

287
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,428
Oh, my God. What happened?

288
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:16,334
Her uncle left town and she had to crash
with a really straight suburban family.

289
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,839
Uh, you two, come on in.

290
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,875
What kind of a line is this? I
was here before they were.

291
00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:26,477
This isn't a line.

292
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,714
The bouncer picks
who gets to go in.

293
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,149
You know, I think
tonight is my lucky night.

294
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:36,487
[chuckling] It's gonna happen
for you. You know, I can feel it.

295
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,322
What a loser.

296
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,891
- So, Lance, you like football?
- Yeah.

297
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,093
I got connections with
the owner of the Lions.

298
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:46,297
- I played for the Lions.
- Yeah?

299
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,798
They cut me.

300
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:53,237
Yeah, look what
happened to them. Oh, boy.

301
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,012
OK, everybody, it's swing time.

302
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,379
[swing music plays]

303
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:05,549
Say, good-looking, let's dance.

304
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:10,288
- Oh. Do you know Willow Wilson?
- You mean... [imitating Willow] Hi?

305
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,823
- Yes. Yes, that's her.
- Yeah, poor kid.

306
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,594
Because she had to stay with that
boring, suburban straight family?

307
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,163
No. She drives this
really ugly old car.

308
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,198
Oh. Willow!

309
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:22,500
Jill!

310
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:27,404
Uh... thank you for the
dance. Here. Take her.

311
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,751
I've been looking
all over town for you.

312
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,609
- Why?
- Because you didn't come home.

313
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,578
And Dirk said you
didn't meet him.

314
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:37,414
Oh, yeah. Well, on the way I met
some people and we got to talking.

315
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:41,184
And the next thing I knew, I
was bowling with drag queens.

316
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,754
Willow, why didn't you call?

317
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,824
I didn't know you liked to bowl.

318
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,594
I'm not a phone person.

319
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:55,466
You gotta find change,
and dial all those numbers...

320
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,402
Do you act like this
when you're at Wilson's?

321
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:02,372
- What's wrong with how
I'm acting?
- You're not being considerate.

322
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,275
You're not taking
responsibility for your actions.

323
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:08,779
You're 26 years old,
Willow. It's time to grow up.

324
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:12,215
Hey, lighten up.
You're not my mother.

325
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,151
I know. I know.

326
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:18,355
Look, I'm talking to
you as your friend.

327
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:23,193
Remember you said you wanted to move
to be around people who cared about you?

328
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:25,228
Well, we care about you.

329
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:31,201
So, if you disappear or don't
check in, that affects people.

330
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:35,573
I'm sorry. I mean, I know
Uncle Wilson's a worrier.

331
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,642
I didn't realize that you
guys would be worried, too.

332
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,913
Wilson is like family to us.

333
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,117
That makes you family.

334
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:50,421
Wow. That means a lot to me.

335
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,290
I mean, I've never
really had a family.

336
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:57,528
At least not one who cared
enough to go out looking for me.

337
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,331
Well, you have that now.

338
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:07,170
And that means you gotta
learn to pick up a phone, OK?

339
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:09,173
- I will.
- All right.

340
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:12,276
Thanks, Jill.
You're pretty cool.

341
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,446
Well, at least cooler than Tim.

342
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,059
- Come on in.
- Thank you.

343
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,016
- Not you.
- Oh.

344
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,218
Him.

345
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:25,322
Who's the loser now?

346
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:30,761
[imitating Todd]
Who's the loser now?

347
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:39,470
- Well, hidy-ho, niece
and neighborette.
- [both] Hi!

348
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,440
My bats are gone. And I see
my niece is still in one piece.

349
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,376
- Everything went great.
- How was your trip?

350
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,122
I was sick the entire time.

351
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:50,580
I ate a piece of green cheese
thinking it was for St. Patrick's Day.

352
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,283
Actually, it was
just bad cheese.

353
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:56,119
- Tim had some
stomach trouble, too.
- Oh, really?

354
00:20:56,222 --> 00:21:01,692
It was my Moroccan cooking.
He must be squab-intolerant.

355
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,895
Oh. And also, we went to this
club and he got rejected there.

356
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:09,633
And he's been obsessed with
trying to get in there ever since.

357
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,205
Hi, Wilson.

358
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,674
- [Jill laughing]
- What? What do you think?

359
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,744
I think some nerve gas
might've leaked onto your side.

360
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,980
[all chuckling]

361
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,186
[mumbling]

362
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:34,592
What?

363
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,026
[beep]

364
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,230
[mumbling]

365
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,071
- [beep]
- [Tim] Woo!

366
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,940
[mumbling]

367
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,458
- Dad?
- What?

368
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:54,979
Take off your mask.

369
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,361
Oh! What a rush!

369
00:21:57,305 --> 00:22:57,360
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