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This condominium is part of the
estate of the late Mrs. Wallis Danforth.
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Late? Heck, I bet she
doesn't even show up.
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Tim, Mrs. Danforth is dead.
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Mmm. That would explain
the tardiness then, wouldn't it?
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- I guess we'll just
go on without her.
- That's right.
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- As will Mr. Danforth.
- Tim.
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With a swinging bachelor pad,
he's gonna have big parties.
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What we'll be doing today is
we're going to take this wall out
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so we can increase the flow from the
living room into the dining room area.
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But before there's
construction, there's destruction.
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And who would know more
about that than you, Tim?
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[grunting] I love destruction.
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Before you take out any wall, you want
to make sure that it's non-load bearing.
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Simplest way to do that is
check out your blueprints.
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This wall is non-load
bearing, so we can rip it out.
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And the safest, quickest
way, is using a claw hammer.
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[Heidi] And to handle our debris,
we'll be using this trash chute.
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It goes directly down
to the dumpster below.
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Good thing to remember: One square foot
of wall equals one cubic foot of debris.
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Remember that when
reserving a dumpster.
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- Thank you "Humpty-Dumpster."
- All right.
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Now, we also have these
buckets here for easy cleanup.
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Tim, do you have to
make such a mess?
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No, I don't have to, but I
want to. I really, really, want to.
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Next, we'll show you
how to take out a stud.
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Just buy me a meal baby.
We'll do the town together.
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I don't think so, Tim.
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[saw buzzing]
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I'm using a reciprocating saw on these
two-by-fours, it doesn't seem to work.
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A reason for that, Al, is because
these boards are hard and brittle,
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and maybe some knots in them.
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That's why I'm going to
use a 30 pound sledge.
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Actually, a 20 ounce hammer
would do the same thing.
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Where would the fun be in that?
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And I got kinda a clever idea.
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In order to get a solid grip on this, I
put some sticky stuff on my gloves.
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Same stuff the NFL players
use to grab onto the ball.
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Got it from my buddies
at the Lions. Thanks.
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Well, that "sticky stuff"
is against NFL rules.
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[snickering] I mean, I got
it from the Chicago Bears.
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[groaning]
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Sorry.
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Hey. I know what
I'll do next time.
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I'll put the sticky stuff on my
hands, put the gloves on top,
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then put another coat.
That way I'll get a firm grip.
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Always think safety.
I'll do it right now.
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Speaking of safety, it's always a
good idea to clean up as you go along.
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Tim, this is really heavy.
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Let me see it. Oh, wait, get your
hands off of there. All right look at this.
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Use your own momentum,
Heidi. Watch this.
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Swing it back, and right
out the window. Look at this.
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[Tim yelling]
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
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"Genetic Mutations in the Second
Half of the Twentieth Century?"
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That's ambitious for a
high school newspaper.
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I'm excited about this one, I've
been working on it for two weeks.
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Great.
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You know, you're commitment to
quality comes from my side of the family.
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What makes you say that?
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Tool Time.
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- [gasping] Hi, honey. Hey Randy.
- Hey.
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Guess what? I have
a surprise for you.
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- [grunting] Oh, I love surprises.
- We're being audited.
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- [grunting] I hate surprises.
- Yep.
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No.
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They want all of your business
receipts from three years ago.
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- They do?
- Yeah.
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These guys are nosy.
Who do they think they are?
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They're the IRS. They can take away
your possessions, your house, cars...
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No, no no. I love my country,
but no feds are touching my cars.
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How are we set with ammo?
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- Find the receipts.
- This will take forever.
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I know.
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[Brad] Hey everybody.
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Hi guy.
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I talked to my college advisor, she said
I need more extracurricular activities.
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You can help me and your
mom start our own country.
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I talked to the editor of the school
newspaper about writing articles.
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I didn't know you liked writing.
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I didn't think you
knew how to write.
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Randy, instead of putting your
brother down, you could help him out.
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First you want to come up with an
idea you're interested in writing about.
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I got something
you can write about.
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How big government
bullies the little car guy, huh.
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- I'll think of the ideas
on my own.
- Good luck.
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Randy, haven't you learned that luck
has nothing to do with my success?
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What success? You live with you
parents and share a bathroom with Mark.
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You live in the basement, with
no windows, and a laundry chute.
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Yeah. But it's mine.
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All mine.
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At the end of my article I
will introduce statistical data
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from the EPA and the DEP.
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Now will that data include the number of
people who fall asleep reading the data?
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I thought you'd take more interest in
mutation, seeing as how you are one.
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Randy, don't stoop
to his level. Let me.
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You're a geek.
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Hey everybody. Sorry I'm late, I got my
hand stuck in the soda machine. [laughs]
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Well, since you're the brother of
our top reporter, we'll go easy on you.
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Everybody, listen up.
This is Brad Taylor.
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- Hi Brad.
- Hey.
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Have you thought
about your article?
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Yeah. I wanna do
something on sports and stuff.
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That'd be great if our paper
were called News and Junk.
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What specifically
did you have in mind?
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Articles on Lakeside High
sports, like the locker room buzz.
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We can get workout tips from our
athletes, and ask them questions like...
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"Hey yo, so what do
you look for in a babe?"
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So that's my idea.
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- And it sounds really cool.
- It has some promise.
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Matt, I can work with Brad, and help him
come up with something more substantial.
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Why don't we let
Brad run with his idea?
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Brad, have your article in by Friday,
and we'll see what you come up with.
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- OK?
- All right, cool, thanks.
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Hey, yo. So, did you ever think I'd be
working with you on this newspaper?
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Hey, no.
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Tim, do you have those
receipts we talked about?
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Got them right here, all
categorized and alphabetized.
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Next time, I'm not letting
the government off so easy.
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I'm gonna claim all
seven dependents.
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- [chuckling] Seven?
- Three boys, four cars.
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[laughing] You can't count
the cars as dependents.
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Why not? I buy them things,
I feed them, I bathe them.
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Guess what? They loved
my idea for the paper.
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- Hey, good for you.
- Congratulations.
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Hey, you and Randy are going to
be the next Woodward and Bernstein.
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Excuse me? [chuckles]
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I think Joanne Woodward
married Paul Newman.
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Is that the spaghetti sauce guy?
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Not only does he make spaghetti
but salad dressing and popcorn,
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and, the dude races cars.
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Now that's a talented guy.
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This is a bill for when you shorted
the circuits, how is that an expense?
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'Cause I put out the fire with
a Binford fire extinguisher.
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- Hey guys.
- Hello Randy.
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We heard Brad's going to be
working on the paper with you?
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The editor's going
to let him write.
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But now the real work begins, he's
gotta have his article in by Friday.
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All right. See you guys,
I'm going to the mall.
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Shouldn't you start
writing your article?
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I've already done it. I did it during
Spanish class, it's muy bueno.
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You wrote an entire
article in 45 minutes?
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Si Señor.
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Adios.
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Hey Brad, do you mind
if we look at the article?
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- No, go ahead.
- OK.
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- Thanks. See ya.
- All right. I'll be home before dinner.
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"Hey Yo.
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By Brad Taylor."
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I like the title.
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"A locker room survey shows
that our baseball team prefers
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boxers to briefs eight to one.
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The one wearing the tightie
whities declined to comment."
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That's probably because the
strap was cutting his breath off.
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[Randy] This is pure fluff.
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"Tennis team's Drew Levin is now dating
his doubles partner Debbie Silverman."
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Way to go, Drew.
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Mom, they'll never
put this in the paper.
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Look, it's not a hard-hitting exposé,
but I bet the kids will find it fun.
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If every paper had reporting like this,
we'd have a nation filled with idiots.
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[chuckling] This is great.
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- Hey Randy.
- Hey.
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This weeks paper is out.
That was a really great article.
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Thanks, there was more I wanted to say,
but I didn't want to hog the front page.
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Um, technically, you're
not on the front page.
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Technically, where am I?
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You know, I don't think
that's really important.
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What matters is that you
got your message across.
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My message is on the page
with next weeks lunch menu.
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I'm buried under
Salisbury steak.
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Randy, it's not that big a deal.
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It is to me. What could be so important
that it bumps me off the front page.
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"Hey yo, look who's got
a remedy for jock itch?"
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- Great article.
- Ah, Gracias.
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Randy, I'm sending the paper to everyone
I know, what class I should send it?
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How 'bout low class?
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Whoa, I sense some hostility.
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And why would that be, Brad?
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Could it be because I spent
two weeks writing my article,
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to have it bumped off the front
page with your mindless drivel?
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Maybe yours got bumped
off because mine was better.
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Let's see. Ecosystem on the verge
of collapse, or rash in the groin area.
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- Hi Guys.
- Know what your problem is?
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- You're jealous of me.
- Please,
what would I be jealous about?
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That people like my article better,
or maybe people just like me better.
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- Brad.
- Jill.
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I'm more popular, more
athletic, and a better writer.
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You are such a
deluded egomaniac.
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You're the one that's deluded. You
think people want to read your boring crap.
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- Knock it off!
- Guys, guys, guys, stop!
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What is the problem here?
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The problem is your older should
be writing an article called Hey Duh.
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Hey, I'm taller than you too!
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Good comeback, Brad.
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Oh well. It's good to know they're
both getting along real well at the paper.
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00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,691
Well, look. Hey Yo
is on the front page.
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00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,460
Oh, Great.
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00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,063
Randy's article is
way back here by the...
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00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,801
Look, they make Salisbury
steak the same way I do.
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Oh man, Randy must
just feel awful about this.
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00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,643
Why? Because his mom
cooks like a cafeteria lady?
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Brad stole the spotlight, we're
going to have to help them out.
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00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,218
Honey, no. I grew
up with four brothers.
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00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,487
The last thing these two
need is their parents interfering.
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I know it's better to let them
work this out on their own,
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but I'm their mommy, and they're
being so mean to each other.
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- Their mommy?
- Well.
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- Do you think
they'll work this out.
- Yes, yes.
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My brothers and I fought all the
time, we always worked through it.
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And after the cast came off
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and Jeff got used to his glass
eye, we were best friends.
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Of all the people that they could
have audited, why'd they pick us?
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Seems pretty obvious they
go after the major celebrities.
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00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,056
Mind if I put Brad's article
up on the refrigerator?
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00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,792
No, I think that's so sweet
that you're so proud of him.
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00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:18,396
Actually, I'm doing
it to annoy Randy.
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00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:22,400
See, the more they fight,
the less they rag on me.
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00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:25,503
You guys know where
Randy is? I need to talk to him.
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00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,571
Talking is good.
That's a good idea.
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00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:30,975
Hey idiot. Why didn't you
tell me Samantha called?
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00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:35,846
Oh, well I'd figured she'd call you back
seeing as how you're popular and tall.
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00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:40,117
It doesn't get any
better than this.
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[Randy & Brad] Shut up!
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00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:46,424
You know what my
next article's gonna be?
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Hey Yo, guess who beat
the crap out of his brother.
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00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:52,930
I have a new title. Guess who beat
the crap out of his pea-brain brother.
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- So what are you trying to say?
- Tim, do something.
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I'll handle this.
Boys! Take it outside.
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- All right, let's go.
- All right.
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Look, you go talk to one
of them, I'll talk to the other.
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Let them take care
of this themselves.
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[Randy yelps]
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Maybe you're right.
Maybe I'm underreacting.
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Guys, guys, guys. Come
on. Split up. Come on.
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Come on. Come on, guys.
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Stay out here, I want
to talk to you, all right?
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[door slams]
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- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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Look, I want to tell you a
story about when I was 14.
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Oh God, not the
flute story again.
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It's not the flute story, OK.
241
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Now, this is a story about my mother.
She bought me my very first tuba.
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Oh, this is the flute story!
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It's a good story.
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I know, but I can't
sit through it again.
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You know how much I
hate it when you guys fight.
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Then you should be telling
your flute story to Mr Hey Yo Yo.
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I wouldn't interfere if
you guys worked this out.
248
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What's the big deal if we don't?
249
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The big deal is that Brad's
going away to college in a year.
250
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,579
And you only have
so much time left,
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that you could hang out together,
you should take advantage.
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That would work, if we could
stand the sight of each other.
253
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I don't believe that's true,
I don't think you do either.
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I do.
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- What's going on with you?
- I don't want to talk about it.
256
00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,119
Look, all brothers fight, OK.
257
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[sighing] When I was a kid, I
got in a fight with Uncle Steve.
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I borrowed his 56
Chevy without permission.
259
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- Dad, what's your point?
- I drove it into Corton Lake.
260
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,064
Oh man, I bet when Uncle
Steve beat you up, it hurt.
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He roughed me up a little bit.
262
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This fight put a big distance between
us, it really hurt our relationship.
263
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Well, Uncle Steve's a lot bigger.
I mean he's got those huge arms.
264
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What I'm saying is, this fight can
hurt your relationship with your brother.
265
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,716
Well yeah, I bet Uncle
Steve whooped your butt.
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He didn't whoop my butt.
267
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As a matter of fact, if he were
here right now, I'd whoop his butt.
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He's bigger and softer now. I'd
grab Mr Porkbelly by the flab and go
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Who's the kid now, huh?!
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Dad. Dad!
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- In a minute. I tell you...
- Dad!
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What?!
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I know what
you're trying to say.
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00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,737
But if you think I'm gonna
talk to Randy, you can forget it,
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[sighing]
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I would hate to think a newspaper
article would come between you.
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00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:23,114
Yeah, well why don't you
go tell that to Mutant Boy.
278
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,915
And I don't like you
calling him names.
279
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:28,953
You just called Uncle
Steve Mr Porkbelly.
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Well, that's a term of affection,
you know, because I like bacon.
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- Well hidy-ho, Taylor-teen.
- [Randy] Oh hey, Wilson.
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Shouldn't you put those
newspapers in the recycling bin?
283
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:48,506
Nah, thanks to Hey Yo,
this paper is definitely trash.
284
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,709
Oh, I take it you
didn't like Brad's article.
285
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,010
Did you read it?
286
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,579
Yes, he gave a copy of it
to me a few moments ago.
287
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,515
I'm surprised he
didn't frame it for you.
288
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:01,185
Well actually, he did.
289
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:08,692
I've worked two years at that paper
trying to produce quality journalism.
290
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,863
Then Brad waltzes in
and steals your thunder.
291
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:16,434
It's not so much that he stole my
thunder, it's what he stole it with.
292
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,436
Jock itch.
293
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,171
You got it.
294
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:23,007
[sighing] Randy, let
me ask you something.
295
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:27,478
If Brad had written a brilliant
article, would you feel any differently?
296
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I might be a bit jealous, but
at least I would've respected it.
297
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:37,688
Despite what anyone may think of
Brad's article, it doesn't diminish yours.
298
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,123
You know, Robert
Kennedy once said:
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Each time a man stands up for an ideal,
he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope.
300
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I'd like to believe that, but how do I
keep pouring my heart into my writing
301
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if people are more interested
in who's scratching where.
302
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:59,142
You know Randy, once I was a
young columnist for the Wichita Star,
303
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then I got bumped from my feature column
by this hot-shot named Walter Winchell.
304
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,361
- Walter Winchell?
- The God of Gossip,
305
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,953
The Earl of Innuendo,
The Duke of...
306
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,095
- Wilson, I get it.
- No, I've got one more.
307
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:14,191
The Baron of Baloney.
308
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,926
What were you gonna say?
309
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,630
I was so outraged by being
upstaged by Winchell, I wanted to quit.
310
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:25,703
And then suddenly, I realized, if more
people buy the paper to read Winchell,
311
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,583
more people are gonna read mine.
312
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:31,442
So maybe Hey Yo can do for
me what Winchell did for you?
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Absolutely.
314
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:38,315
Because of him, the readership
doubled for my column, Rock Beat.
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00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:41,919
- You wrote about Rock and Roll?
- No, no, no, no, no. Rocks.
316
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,458
Here's your research, Brad.
317
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Cheerleader Jenny Morrison
is doing some major padding.
318
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,497
[chuckling]
319
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:59,069
A baton twirler has actually
seen Jenny wad the tissues.
320
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,741
- Nah, I'm not gonna print that.
- Why not?
321
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Because this is Hey
Yo, I have standards.
322
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:12,215
Brad, you printed the names of the
guys who don't shower after gym class.
323
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,653
Yeah, you're just mad because
your name was on the list.
324
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,892
Hey Brad?
325
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,529
Yeah, if you need the
computer, I'm almost off.
326
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,097
Nah, it's all right.
327
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,934
- Listen,
I wanted to talk to you.
- About what?
328
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,971
Well, I just
re-read your article,
329
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:37,441
and I took some shots
at it that weren't fair.
330
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,478
And you liked it?
331
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,947
Well, I thought there
was some good things in it.
332
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,418
You know, I didn't know our
mascot was allergic to cats.
333
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,087
Thanks.
334
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,558
You know, you're kinda like a
modern day Walter Winchell.
335
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,960
The donut guy?
336
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,834
OK.
337
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:09,306
So, what are you planning
on writing about next?
338
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:13,410
I haven't really thought about it.
Still coming down from my last article.
339
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,545
Yeah, it was pretty intense.
340
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,281
You actually read it?
341
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:21,519
Yeah, I read it. I didn't really
understand what I was reading, but,
342
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:24,455
I can definitely tell you
are a talented writer.
343
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,123
Thanks.
344
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,794
Maybe one day we can combine our
talents and write something together.
345
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,998
Hey Yo, did you see what Ralph
Nader wore to the latest EPA conference?
346
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:37,802
Well if he's got jock
itch, we've got a story.
347
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,874
This auditor is in
for a big surprise.
348
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:49,613
After adding together all the receipts,
we overpayed, we're getting a refund.
349
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,182
Hello speedboat.
350
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:55,720
Uh, three dollars
and seventeen cents.
351
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:59,389
- Hello sunblock.
- Yeah.
352
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:02,059
You know, as long as
we're in this tax mode,
353
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:06,130
I think we should finish this
years taxes, and mail them in early.
354
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,265
Why would we want to do that?
355
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:13,271
Because, every year we wait until five
minutes before midnight on April 15th,
356
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:17,207
and then you get in the car and drive
150 miles an hour, your heart pounding,
357
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,777
your face drenched with sweat.
358
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:22,880
Please don't take
that away from me.
359
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:28,819
Welcome back to
Tool Time on location.
360
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:32,423
Thank you, Heidi.
We're back on [inaudible]
361
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:36,993
Well I'm using a reciprocating saw
on these two by fours but it does...
362
00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:39,396
- You all right there, Heidi?
- [beeping]
363
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:43,767
I talked to my college advisor, she said
I need more extracurricular activities.
364
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:46,003
You can start by helping
your mom and me...
365
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,639
- [inaudible]
- [beeping]
366
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,808
Well, I have a new
article for your title.
367
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:54,378
No I don't, I have a
new title for your article.
368
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:58,082
You're overreacting, let
them deal with it themselves.
368
00:21:59,305 --> 00:22:59,481
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