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- Hey, Dad.
- Hello, Randy.

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Wow. Nomad's looking great.
Never seen it look this shiny.

3
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After hours of deliberation,

4
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I have selected this car for
you to take your driver's test in.

5
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Over the Mustang and the
Austin Healey? How'd they take it?

6
00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:22,321
Well, the Mustang took it OK.

7
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But the Austin
Healey's in a bit of a snit.

8
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I wanted to talk to you
about my driver's appointment.

9
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OK.

10
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I called to make an appointment.

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They were all booked up on
Saturday, so I made it for tomorrow.

12
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- I can't go tomorrow.
- Mom'll take me.

13
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. There
are certain first times in a boy's life

14
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you don't want your mom with
you, and this is the main one. Um...

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- A week from Saturday.
- I don't wanna wait a week.

16
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- Wait a week for me.
- I'll have Brad take me.

17
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A father's supposed to be there for
the great moments in his son's life.

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Dad, you weren't
there when I was born.

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But this is big.

20
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I know how important
this is to you.

21
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No, this is really
a big deal for me.

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- There's gonna
be other occasions.
- What other occasions?

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First dead battery,
license renewals, tickets.

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- You'll be right
by my side for 'em.
- You're not just saying this?

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- I promise.
- God bless you, son.

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Welcome back to<i> Tool Time.</i>

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For those of you who just joined
us, where the hell have you been?

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We've shown you how to run wire through
a frame wall before the drywall is up.

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Next, we'll show you how to
run wire through an existing wall.

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Which can be tough. You'll
find yourself in a tight spot.

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Which Tim is very
good at getting us into.

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Al is good at getting into tight spots.
You wedged yourself into those trousers.

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Sometimes, you know,
conduit, water pipes, insulation,

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can make it very
difficult to run wire.

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- Tim, give me a hand here.
- All right.

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As you can see
from this cutout wall,

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running wire through
here would be very difficult.

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Not for our next guest. A warm<i> Tool
Time</i> welcome for master electrician,

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Judy McHale.

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- Hi, Al.
- Hi, Judy.

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Tim.

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- Judy, welcome to the show.
- Thank you.

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You have a unique way of
running wire through tight spaces.

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That's right, Tim.
I call it Judy's way.

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Well, fascinating. Do you
have a unique tool that you use?

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You betcha. Right
here in Judy's tool box.

48
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OK. Why don't you
open it with Judy's hand?

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OK.

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- It's a rat.
- Yeah.

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- What do you call this?
- I call it Judy's rat.

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A welcome addition to any
toolbox. Does he come in metric?

53
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Um, Judy, tell the audience
what you've trained that rat to do?

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I've taught him to run all
kinds of wire through walls,

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including computer
wire for schools.

56
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So, you need that rat before
you can use your mouse.

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Judy takes her
work very seriously.

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Judy needs a man.

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Judy heard that.

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It's true, though.

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I've taught this little fella how to run
wire through walls filled with asbestos.

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[coughs]

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Well, that would explain
the cough, then, wouldn't it?

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Why don't we put the little
electrician through his paces, OK?

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Judy'll put the rat in
the opening up here.

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Tim is going to reward him with
a piece of cheese at the bottom.

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You can see by the complexity of
this wall, it'd be hard to do this by hand.

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When the rat comes
down to the bottom,

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we'll have a little wine and
cheese party to celebrate.

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- There we go.
- All right.

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- What's next?
- We need the cheese.

72
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- Heidi?
- I left it
on the work... bench.

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Sorry.

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It won't work
without cheese, Tim.

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I can motivate
a rat. Watch this.

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We'll get him out.

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OK, come on. Go on down there.

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Put your hand down
there. Come on. Ratty.

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- [squeaking]
- Come on!

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Meow! Meow!

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Psst! Psst! [screams]

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- What's the matter, Tim?
- Judy's rat bit Tim's nose.

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Judy has a confession to make.

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Judy's rat doesn't know how to wire
this wall because it's not Judy's rat.

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- What?
- And I'm not really Judy.

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- Well, who are you?
- I'm Judy's sister Trudy.

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I just wanted to meet Al.

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Hey, guys. What's up?

89
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Well, the bass player in Ronny's
band quit, so I'm taking his place.

90
00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:06,664
Hey, that's wonderful. Well,
except you don't know how to play.

91
00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,768
Didn't stop the last guy.

92
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Besides, Ronny's teaching me.

93
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- What do you play in the band?
- Ronny's our singer.

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Yeah.

95
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You know, that
makes a lot of sense.

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Because normally you're kind
of a quiet and private person.

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And I'll bet that
when you're on stage,

98
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that allows you to open up emotionally
and connect with the audience.

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No.

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Come on, Ronny. Let's play.

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Later.

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- Hi. What happened to you?
- I don't wanna talk about it.

103
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Randy's not back
from his driver's test.

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- Yeah, and I've been
thinking...
- Oh, no.

105
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I still think that we shouldn't
let him drive at night for a while.

106
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You take away his night-driving
privileges, that's humiliating.

107
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You might as well just put him in
a dress and give him a bus pass.

108
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Look, a lot of states have
passed nighttime driving laws

109
00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:06,224
because teenagers have
more accidents after dark.

110
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I've driven with him at
night and he's a good driver.

111
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I just want him to have more experience
before we send him out in the dark.

112
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You know, night isn't as dark as it
was when we first started driving.

113
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- What?!
- El Niño.

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He's gonna be just fine. And we can't
have different rules for different kids.

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We let Brad
drive his first night.

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Yeah, and he
rear-ended somebody.

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- Could happen to anybody.
- Then he lied about it.

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- He was scared.
- Then the guy he hit
tried to sue us.

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Our insurance rates went
through the roof and so did you.

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- Yeah, I did, didn't I?
- Yes.

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I got bit by a rat today.

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- Hey.
- What happened to you?

123
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Forget about it,
Brad. It's Chinatown.

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- Well, what happened?
- Well, I got some bad news.

125
00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,850
Oh, God. You failed the test.

126
00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:09,554
The bad news is you have
another teenage driver to insure.

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- You! Congratulations! Yeah!
- Congratulations, honey.

128
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- All right!
- Yeah, I'm glad I took him.

129
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It brought back a lot of old great
memories from when I started driving.

130
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- I'm proud of you, kid.
- Thanks, Pops.

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This is great. I can't
believe I have my license.

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Randy, your father and I
wanna talk to you about that.

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I know, I know. Buckle up, drive
slow, and always yield to a classic car.

134
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- Uh, actually, there's more.
- Well, could you make it quick?

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I'm taking Lauren out for dinner
and a drive up to Grosse Pointe.

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That's great.

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What might be an even greater idea
is you drive up there during the day.

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You check it out, so if
you ever got there at night,

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you'd know night
would be a little darker,

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darkness would be
different than the day...

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What are you talking about?

142
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Your father is trying to say we're
uncomfortable with you driving at night.

143
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:05,076
Don't worry. I'll be fine. The
car's got headlights, Mom.

144
00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:08,046
No, honey, honey, you
don't understand, you see...

145
00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,915
we are so uncomfortable

146
00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,417
that in order to
alleviate our discomfort,

147
00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:16,039
we're not gonna let you do it.

148
00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:18,924
What?! Dad!

149
00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,926
I'm in total agreement on
this. It's just for a short time.

150
00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,529
- Yeah, a month.
- A month?!

151
00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,533
I thought we were
thinking about a week.

152
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What we meant was a month.

153
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- This is totally unfair.
- Nighttime driving is trickier.

154
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We just want you to
master daytime driving first.

155
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Brad drove at night as
soon as he got his license.

156
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And he had an accident.

157
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I have to pay for
Brad's screw-ups?

158
00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:47,819
Well, that's kind of how
the system works, you know.

159
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,089
You pay for Brad's mistakes
and Mark'll pay for your mistakes.

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00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:55,694
- What mistakes have I made?
- Well, having Brad
as a brother.

161
00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:00,731
This makes no sense. How could
you let Mom talk you into this?

162
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,668
I got bit by a rat today.

163
00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,872
[phone rings]

164
00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:09,474
Hello?

165
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,042
Yeah. Just a second.

166
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,345
Mark, it's for you.

167
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:21,219
Another call for Mark. You know, this
band thing is making him really popular.

168
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:24,956
- His calls have doubled.
- Yeah, that's two this month.

169
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:29,561
Well, I'm back safe and sound

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00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:33,531
before the danger of nightfall
rears its ugly little head.

171
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,811
Did you and Lauren
have a good time?

172
00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:39,004
We had another lovely
wonderful afternoon date.

173
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,006
We caught a 3:30 matinée

174
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:44,175
filled with old people explaining
the movie to each other.

175
00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:49,380
Then we went to an early-bird
dinner filled with old people saying,

176
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:52,550
"Does the salmon have
bones? I hate bones."

177
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:58,456
Hey, Mom. Our band got a
rehearsal studio for the night.

178
00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:01,993
- Can I go? I'll be back by 11.
- No, honey. It's a school
night.

179
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:05,563
- Oh, come on, Mom. Just this once?
- I don't know. I...

180
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:10,068
Mom, think about it. Mark
playing somewhere that's not here.

181
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,971
Well, your grades have
been really good lately.

182
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:17,575
Get your stuff. I'll drop you off
on the way to the PTA meeting.

183
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,809
Thanks, Mom.

184
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,512
I don't believe this.

185
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,781
You never would have let me
go out this late on a school night.

186
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:27,752
You never had trouble making friends.
This thing has been really good for him.

187
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,221
Wait. Let me get this straight.

188
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:33,357
Mark gets fewer rules
because he's a dork.

189
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,962
And I get more rules
because Brad's a dork?

190
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,068
That's night-driving
dork to you.

191
00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:47,672
- Mom, I'm ready.
- Honey, I gotta go
to this meeting.

192
00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:50,808
When I get back, we're gonna
talk about this some more.

193
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,711
- Bye-bye, guys.
- Bye.

194
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:57,114
Does this seem
completely unfair to you?

195
00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:01,219
Why would you want my
opinion? I'm just a dork.

196
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,954
Good point.

197
00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:06,602
Where are you going?

198
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,693
I don't know, but I'm
driving there in the dark.

199
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,598
Mark's gonna pay for this.

200
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,245
- We're back.
- How was the PTA meeting?

201
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:33,584
Great. Me and the metal-shop teacher
heckled the principal the entire time.

202
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:37,088
Yeah. God, I was so
proud. Where is Randy?

203
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,991
I really don't know.
Maybe he's in bed.

204
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:47,665
- It's 9:15.
- Well, you know,
he ate dinner at four.

205
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,269
- You drank all the root beer.
- There's some more
in the garage.

206
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:54,372
- Actually, I'll get it, Dad.
- I'm closer. I'll get it.

207
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:58,209
- Mom, where are you going?
- If he's awake, I wanna talk
to him.

208
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,479
- I don't think
you should go down.
- Why not?

209
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:04,548
If he's sleeping,
it'll be dark and...

210
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:07,718
you could trip and
fall and wake him up.

211
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:13,024
I found the root beer. Odd thing,
though. I couldn't find the Nomad.

212
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,293
- Oh, no!
- It's not in the driveway.

213
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:19,831
It's not in the garage. Where
is the station wagon, Brad?

214
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:24,468
Well, it is called a Nomad.
Maybe it wandered off?

215
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:30,674
Enough with the jokes.
Where's the Nomad?

216
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:33,978
Randy took off with it after
you guys left. He was really mad.

217
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,624
- Where'd he go?
- I don't know.

218
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,449
Your brother's out
driving alone in the dark

219
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,584
and all you can say
is you don't know?!

220
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:44,955
Well, I saved you some pizza.

221
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,392
- Where do you think he went?
- I don't know.

222
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:52,363
- But he'll be back
in maybe a month.
- What's that supposed to mean?

223
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,332
You punished him
for something Brad did.

224
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,635
I'm not punishing him.
Besides, we agreed.

225
00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:00,504
We agreed that he shouldn't
be driving at night for a while.

226
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,974
You came up with
this 30-day month thing.

227
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,042
I'm just trying
to protect Randy.

228
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:08,279
Same way you protected him
by letting Mark stay out till 11:00

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on a school night, something
you've never let Randy do.

230
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:14,953
Well, I let Randy do other stuff. I
don't want to argue about this now.

231
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- I gotta go find him.
- He's gonna be fine.

232
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:21,359
He's doing what you
psychiatrists call acting out.

233
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- Yeah. He's acting out.
- Out, up, in, over, between.

234
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:29,600
It's just psychodribble. He just
feels like he's being treated unfairly.

235
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- That's the problem.
- He said something
about Grosse Pointe.

236
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,006
Maybe I should
just drive up there.

237
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:38,542
Yeah! Find him and his girlfriend
making out, rap on the window,

238
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"I'm just here to
protect my little baby."

239
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,649
OK. You're right. Bad idea.

240
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:47,551
We'll just wait here, give
him a chance to come home.

241
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A little bit of pizza...

242
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,658
There's no cheese.

243
00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,798
Hey, Brad! Has
Al been over here?

244
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,935
I'm kind of worried about Randy.

245
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:08,005
After you pick up Mark, will you
drive around and look for him?

246
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,741
Sure. Drive around a
city of six million going,

247
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"Randy! Randy! Randy!"

248
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,682
Tim, take the cell
phone with you.

249
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If you see him, call me. If
he comes home, I'll call you.

250
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,953
- What's my number?
- It's your phone.

251
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- I never call myself.
- I never call you.

252
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,693
- Why do we have this thing?
- I don't know. Just go.

253
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:32,463
Randy! Randy!

254
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:38,036
- [speaks Spanish] - Hi,
Wilson. What are you doing?

255
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,471
I just came from a
Cinco de Mayo party.

256
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:44,609
Might I serenade you with
a chorus of<i> Cielito Lindo</i>?

257
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Some other time. I'm
worried about Randy.

258
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- Randito?
- He took off
with one of our cars.

259
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:53,884
Ooh! Randito bandito.

260
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,553
Are you drunk?

261
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[speaks Spanish]

262
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,761
Randy's mad. I won't let him drive
at night the way I let his brother.

263
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,174
Was that because
of Brad's accident?

264
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,666
Yeah. Tim thinks
I've been unfair.

265
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,602
- I think he's right.
- Well, why is that?

266
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,038
I make different
rules for different kids.

267
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I let Mark stay out late, which I
never would let the other guys do.

268
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,811
- Right.
- I'm an inconsistent parent.

269
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:24,081
Well... [speaks Spanish]

270
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All employees must wash their
hands before returning to work?

271
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- All right, maybe I had one
margarita.
- [Jill laughs]

272
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:44,768
But I do have something to say
about you being an inconsistent parent.

273
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:49,273
- What's that?
- The essayist
Ralph Waldo Emerson said,

274
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:54,111
"A foolish consistency is
the hobgoblin of little minds."

275
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:58,182
You know, Randy and Brad and
Mark, they're totally different kids.

276
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To give them one set
of rules would be folly.

277
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:04,288
So you're saying that I was right
not to let Randy drive at night?

278
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,791
No, I'm just saying you
should treat each child

279
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according to his
individual needs.

280
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,964
Maybe Randy didn't need for me
to be overprotective of him driving.

281
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,399
I've driven with him.
He's a great driver.

282
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,503
[speaks Spanish]

283
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:24,074
So when he comes home, I guess
I'll, you know, tell him I'm sorry.

284
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:27,512
- [speaks Spanish]
- Wilson, can I give you
some advice?

285
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,013
<i>Sí.</i>

286
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:32,416
Lose the Spanish accent
but keep those toreador pants.

287
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:39,123
Brad, how can you eat such a
huge sandwich so late at night?

288
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,892
Well, Randy's gone.
I'm eating for two.

289
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,665
- I'm back. Let me have it.
- Randy, where have you been?

290
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:52,803
I was just driving around. I realize
it was stupid for me to take the car.

291
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,205
But I felt if I was
being punished,

292
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,742
I might as well do
something to deserve it.

293
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,444
Oh, God. I have
been a nervous wreck.

294
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,748
I'm sorry, Mom. I just thought
that I was getting a raw deal.

295
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:07,351
Well, you were. I know
you're a good driver.

296
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:10,988
I shouldn't have let Brad's accident
affect the way that I treated you.

297
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,892
- I was wrong.
- Wait. Let me get
this straight.

298
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,728
Did you just say you were wrong?

299
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,063
Sometimes parents make mistakes.

300
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:22,800
Yeah, but they never admit it.

301
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,703
I mean, this is huge.

302
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,105
Yeah, especially
since you stole our car.

303
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:32,210
Well, since this is your first
offense, I'll let you off with a warning,

304
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,178
and I hope you do
the same for me.

305
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,848
Hope again.

306
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,418
Would you stop
playing that thing?!

307
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:45,523
All the way in the car. Ding-ding-ding.
You're driving me crazy. Stop it.

308
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,527
Oh, look who's back.
Mr. Grand Theft Auto.

309
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:54,176
I wouldn't wanna
be you right now.

310
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,168
I wouldn't wanna be you ever.

311
00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:01,405
Mom, there's been a shake-up in
the band. I'm now lead tambourine.

312
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:02,907
Oh.

313
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:07,378
Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man,
play your song somewhere else.

314
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:14,218
You take the car, it's like stealing it.
She was worried. I need an explanation.

315
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,486
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry doesn't cut it.

316
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:20,524
- I went overboard
and you were right.
- Yeah, well, I'm telling you...

317
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:26,597
- She said I was right?
- She didn't use
your name specifically.

318
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,566
That doesn't
matter. This is huge.

319
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,639
Can we talk about the punishment
he's gonna get for taking the car?

320
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,607
Thank God he's back.
The car is all right?

321
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:40,478
It's fine, although it was pulling
to the left, so I put air in the tires.

322
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,780
- Did you get the good air?
- Yeah. Dad, I...

323
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:46,350
I went to Smitty's. Hose
across from pump number four.

324
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:49,086
- Talk to Smitty?
- He's having marital problems.

325
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,590
- His wife and him
never get along.
- I know. I can't believe that.

326
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,759
Guys, can we get back
to the punishment thing?

327
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,230
You did take the car
when we told you not to.

328
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,699
I say a week without
any driving at all.

329
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:05,669
One week? I couldn't drive for a
month after I got in my accident.

330
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,405
- Completely different
situation.
- Not to me.

331
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:11,108
How can you give him
less punishment than me?

332
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:16,547
We have to treat each one of you
differently according to your needs.

333
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,285
And who decides
what our needs are?

334
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,020
We do.

335
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:28,092
- Right, Tim?
- Huh?

336
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,726
Tim, how come every time

337
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:33,264
I try to have an important
parenting discussion, you tune out?

338
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,201
I got bit by a rat this morning.

339
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,842
- [loud, tuneless music]
- What do you think
of Mark's band?

340
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:48,713
Sounds like they're
playing my bench grinder.

341
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:53,083
I wanna make sure they're not
fiddling with my stuff out there.

342
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:07,497
He's good. We can send him to
Europe to study with the Gypsies.

343
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:15,272
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

344
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:20,111
- Take it, Mark.
<i>- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪</i>

345
00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:23,680
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪</i>

346
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,782
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

347
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:29,020
Wow, that was great, guys Great.

348
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:32,055
- Really great.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

349
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:34,925
What do you call that?

350
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,561
<i>The Happy Clown.</i>

351
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:48,305
You're a very strange
little man, Ronny.

352
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,155
Where are you going?

353
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,946
I don't know, but I'm
driving there in the dark.

354
00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:05,089
Why don't we look at our
pint-size electrician in...

355
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:08,025
[screams]

356
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:13,130
All sorts of things back here,
like asbestos and and, uh...

357
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:15,265
[bleep]

357
00:22:16,305 --> 00:23:16,699
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