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I've been looking for this everywhere.
I'm so glad you thought of the attic.

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Me, too, 'cause I've been
looking for this everywhere.

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Now I can finally organize the
family photos. Isn't that great?

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- Take off the hat, Tim.
- Sorry.

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- And the wig.
- I think it's working
with the outfit.

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- I don't think so, no.
- This is not a good idea.

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You're gonna
drive yourself crazy.

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School is winding down.
I'm just gonna make time.

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I've been feeling really bad
about neglecting the family stuff.

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This is a legacy that I
can hand down to the boys.

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I think the legacy they'd
prefer is cold hard cash.

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There's a thousand pictures.
I don't know where to start.

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I got an idea. Why don't we put
all this back in the box, seal it up,

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and put it in a place
where you can't remember?

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I wanna do this. These
are family heirlooms.

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An heirloom is a gold watch, not
Randy eating out of a garbage can.

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What is this old picture?

18
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That's when I
graduated driver's ed.

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I was the valedictorian.

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Oh, look at this picture of the kids.
This is what? The summer of 1991.

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Aren't they cute?

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Hang onto this.

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- Does everybody know
what time it is?
- Tool Time!

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That's right! Binford Tools is proud
to present Tim The Tool Man Taylor!

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[applause]

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Thank you!

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Thank you, everybody. Thank you.

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Welcome to<i> Tool Time.</i> I am, and shall
always be, Tim The Tool Man Taylor.

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And you all know the other guy.

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- [applause]
- Thank you.

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All week long we have been showing
you prototypes of new and exciting tools.

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But now it's big news time.
Heidi, our big news desk, please.

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You got it.

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We have a Binford tool
that's out of this world.

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And our two next guests have
actually been out of this world.

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Let's welcome NASA astronauts
Ken Bowersox and Steve Hawley.

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Hi!

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Welcome to the show, guys.

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We are welcoming back
Commander Bowersox.

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This is Ken's third appearance.

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Third appearance on
a low-rated cable show.

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You astronauts must have
a lot of free time, Ken, huh?

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No, we don't, but the
folks at NASA send us here

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'cause they love watching
me make fun of you.

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They don't have much to do except
organize their pocket protectors

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and swill Tang.

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Why don't you tell our audience
the real reason you're here?

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- I wanted to meet Heidi.
- Steve?

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A Binford tool's been chosen
to fly in the space shuttle.

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That's right. Many major corporations
were vying for this privilege,

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but Binford won.

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Steve, why don't you tell
us about the Binford tool?

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It's the Binford 2001
computerized wrench.

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You can preprogram the
amount of torque, turn and speed.

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It stores the data
in the computer.

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I believe I was
talking to Steve, Ken.

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Having our wrench chosen
is a great honor for Binford.

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But a prototype like
that is very expensive.

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Actually, NASA isn't
paying for it. Binford is.

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[whistles] Ho ho ho ho ho.

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Get a prototype and you don't
pay for it? Sounds like a scam to me.

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Well, there's one more
thing you need to know, Tim.

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One Binford employee gets to fly along
on the mission to operate the wrench.

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- Well, I'm a Binford employee.
- Who thinks the space program's
a scam.

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I said SPAM. It's a good luncheon
meat. You can take it up there with you...

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I, as opposed to Tim, have
always thought highly of NASA.

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And I am very pleased
that the next mission

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will be the first ever
commanded by a woman.

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Commander Eileen
Collins, if you're watching,

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Al thinks it's about time.

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[applause]

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think...
I think it's about time Al sat down

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and removed his
lips from NASA's butt.

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- Hi there.
- Oh, hi.

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- Still working on
those pictures, huh?
- Oh, yeah.

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How would you feel if I told
you I needed a little space?

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I don't know. Depends on
what you mean by a little space.

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I mean all of space.

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This sounds crazy, but I might have a
chance to go up on the space shuttle.

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How soon can you leave?

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Listen, this is serious.

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NASA picked a Binford tool
to go on the next mission.

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They need a payload
specialist to operate it...

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- And they chose you?
- Well, not yet.

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I'd have to take some physical
and psychological exams.

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Should I beat out my competition, I
train for six months and get to go up.

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- Is this for real?
- This is for real.

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What about the actual mission?
How long do you have to be in space?

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Five days, six if we get to blow up
an asteroid or something cool like that.

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Binford's OK with this?

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It's a promotion for the tools.
They think it's a great idea.

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Tim, I don't know. This whole
thing sounds kind of scary.

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If it makes you feel any better, I don't
think they'd let me drive anything or...

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- Six months. That's a long time.
- But think about it.

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But what about the kids? Brad,
he's gotta be visiting colleges.

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Randy's gonna be the editor
of the school newspaper.

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And God knows what's gonna be going
on with Mark for that entire six months.

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But it's a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.

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- It's not like
you can pass it up.
- So, let's recap.

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- Am I staying or going?
- Well, you gotta go.

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- Yes!
- It's a great adventure.

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I'm just gonna be the one stuck
with trying to make it all work here.

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Has anyone ever said you're the
most beautiful, understanding woman?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy who just
snuck out of here before you got home.

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Hi, Dad. Hi, Mom.

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Who was that?

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<i>[Tim] I enjoy: A: Taking
a walk in a meadow.</i>

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<i>B: Reading a good
book by the fire.</i>

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<i>Or C: Going on a rampage
with industrial farm equipment.</i>

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[grunts]

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<i>A.</i>

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Well, that reminds me of Mother.

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Mother.

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Mother.

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A beautiful summer's day...

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ruined by Mother.

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Sometimes after an emergency bail-out,
the parachute will keep dragging you.

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The object of this
exercise is to see how fast

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you can disengage
from your chute.

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00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,304
- Yes?
- It's a bit snug
in the crotch area.

123
00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:11,809
Further motivation for
you to unhook quickly.

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And... go!

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Oh, yeah! Oh, boy!

126
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Hello!

127
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Oh, boy! Oh, yeah!

128
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I believe you guys have got
a couple of my personal items!

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Ouch!

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- Hey, Doc.
- Hello.

131
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Pretty cool stuff. We
gonna play a video game?

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Yes. It's called Space Probe.

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This is to test how many
Gs you can withstand.

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We'll start off with three Gs.

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This is great. Hey, how
about some more power?

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OK, eight Gs.

137
00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:11,269
All right! Everything's spinning.
Reminds me of when I was a kid.

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I love this! All right,
what do we do next?

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- The group photo.
- Great.

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We're gonna be sending you
underwater in this airtight suit

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so you can simulate
working with tools in space.

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- Any problems with the suit?
- Not at all.

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I probably shouldn't have had
that breakfast burrito. Whoo!

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Next we're gonna
send you up in a plane

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to see how you respond in
a zero-gravity environment.

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- Yes?
- This means that
I will be weightless?

147
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They're astronauts,
not magicians, Al.

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[laughs] Watch this! Aaaagh!

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Watch out!

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00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:08,026
You think that's something? You guys
think you can jump high? Watch this.

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- [clunk]
- Oh!

152
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You have a million similar poses here.
Why don't you throw some of these out?

153
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I can't. They're all just
precious family heirlooms.

154
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How about this one of you
pregnant and bending over?

155
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I wasn't pregnant.

156
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Well, I'm all set.

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[Jill] All righty.

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- Wow.
- Whoa! Look at you!

159
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:44,095
This girl must be something if she
can make you look halfway normal.

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From what Mark has said,
she is adorable. Her name is...

161
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Please, Mom. It's bad
enough they know my name.

162
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What time's Dad
supposed to be back?

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Well, he's supposed to leave Houston
around midnight. I wonder how he did.

164
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Well, you don't actually
think he got chosen, do you?

165
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:06,617
Are you kidding me? There's
psychological tests involved.

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- Hi, everybody.
- [all] Hey.

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00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,566
What are you doing home so soon?

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I got an early
flight. Missed you.

169
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- Me, too.
- Hey, look at you.

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00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:18,062
You look like one of
the Brooks Brothers.

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- So what happened?
- Well, we got
our test results early.

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I wanted to share
it with the family.

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Oh, Tim. I'm sorry
it didn't work out.

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<i>Au contraire.</i> Binford's proud to
present Tim The Spaceman Taylor.

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They picked me.

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I can't believe it. It's so amazing.
You are gonna be an astronaut.

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Yeah, it's gonna be great,
blasting off into space.

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Cruising at 17,000
miles an hour.

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All the while fighting the
gravitational pull of Al's mom.

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- When is the training
gonna start?
- Next week.

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00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:05,176
Oh, my God. I've gotta get organized.
I'm gonna have to make some schedules.

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00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,446
While I'm gone, you're the
men around the house, OK?

183
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,683
You'll have to do what I
normally do around here.

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00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:17,788
Electrocute ourselves
and irritate Mom?

185
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,291
Those are big shoes to fill.

186
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:23,528
We're up to the
challenge. [belches]

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00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,533
I can't believe you're
going up in space.

188
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,269
That's what the
other astronauts said.

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00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:38,175
- You all right with this?
- Yeah. I'll be OK.

190
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:42,080
- I'm gonna pay for this,
aren't I?
- Oh, yeah.

191
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,650
Thanks for breakfast.
I gotta go to the library.

192
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,284
One more kielbasa
left. You want it?

193
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,954
One more sausage,
I'm gonna explode.

194
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,790
- Is that a yes or a no?
- I'll see you later.

195
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,726
- I'll save this for Mark.
- Bye.

196
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,872
How did Mark's
date go last night?

197
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,030
He came in late and
didn't say anything.

198
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:04,502
Can I just make one point? Nobody's
ever seen the girl and she never came in.

199
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,871
Are you saying
the girl's not real?

200
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:10,975
Who cares? Real or imaginary,
she's getting Mark out of the house.

201
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:17,415
- Hey, Dad.
- Sorry. I tried
to save you the saus...

202
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,486
- What happened to you?
- Nothing.

203
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,758
Well, something happened.
I'm not saying it's a bad thing.

204
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:29,138
- Good.
- What happened
to the Ivy League look?

205
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,963
I thought your girlfriend
liked the preppy thing.

206
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:36,333
She does. She just doesn't
like me. She dumped me, Dad.

207
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,536
Ah. Hold on a minute. Mark,
Mark, Mark, wait, wait, wait.

208
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,106
- What?
- I know this is hard
to talk about.

209
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:45,176
But if I go into space, it'll be
a long time before we can talk.

210
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:49,147
- I'm fine with that.
- I'm not fine with that. I'm your dad.

211
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,748
I wanna know what's
wrong. Come on, talk to me.

212
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,785
- Nothing's going on.
- Sure there is.

213
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:58,022
Every time a girl breaks up with
you, you gonna shave something?

214
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,559
You'll quickly run out
of options, I'll tell you.

215
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:06,030
This happens to a lot of
kids. I was just like you.

216
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:09,367
Dad, you were nothing
like me. You were popular.

217
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:13,237
With, you know, the car guys. I
wasn't popular with everybody.

218
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,140
The intellectuals, they
thought I was a jock.

219
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,909
- And the jocks thought I was...
- An intellectual?

220
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:23,413
No. They thought I
was uncoordinated.

221
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,661
Dad, what does this
have to do with me?

222
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:30,020
What I'm trying to say is a lot of
kids your age feel like they don't fit in.

223
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:33,958
And everybody gets rejected.
Believe me, other girls'll come along.

224
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,928
Not like Kathy. You know, I even
changed the way I looked for her.

225
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:41,199
You shouldn't change for
anybody. Get used to who you are.

226
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:44,535
- That's never gone over big.
- I know how you feel.

227
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,939
You don't know how I feel, Dad.
You don't know anything about me.

228
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:53,043
- You don't know anything.
- Hey, Mark. Come on!

229
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,524
What are you doing, Wilson?

230
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:12,263
Well, Tim, I'm painting my dragon
head for the Moomba Festival.

231
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,499
Aw, jeez. Is it
Moomba time already?

232
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:20,270
Oh, Tim. You know, it's
an Australian celebration.

233
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,673
I am so excited about it.

234
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,876
Probably not as excited as you
are about your space voyage.

235
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,880
But there's a lot of things around
this house that aren't so exciting.

236
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,417
Really? What happened?

237
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,987
Mark's in a real
funk over a girl.

238
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,589
Well, Tim, he is
entering adolescence.

239
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:42,560
And if I remember mine correctly,
rejection comes with the territory.

240
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:46,830
- But you didn't shave
your head.
- Actually, I did.

241
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:50,735
But I was living in Tibet and I
wanted to be like the cool kids.

242
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:54,305
I think Mark's problem
is a little more serious.

243
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,274
One minute he's a preppy,
the next minute he's bald.

244
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,110
He yelled at me, said I
don't understand him at all.

245
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:02,346
Whoa. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

246
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:06,017
It sounds like your youngest
is struggling with his self-image.

247
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:09,186
While he's struggling, I wonder
if I should be leaving home.

248
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:12,589
So you're torn between the
most exciting voyage of your life

249
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:15,793
or staying home and taking
care of someone you love.

250
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,996
- That's the question.
- Heed the words
of Thornton Wilder.

251
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,531
What did he say?

252
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:24,768
Thornton Wilder said, "When one
is at home, he dreams of adventure."

253
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:28,506
"And when one is on an
adventure, he dreams of home."

254
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,241
That doesn't answer
any questions.

255
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:35,813
No, but it does restate it
in a very interesting way.

256
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:39,183
I'm sorry, Tim. I mean, giving
up the chance to go into space,

257
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,153
that would be a big sacrifice.

258
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,755
On the other hand, Mark
has had a really rough year.

259
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,623
Yes, he has.

260
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:51,528
It is a difficult decision. Only you can
determine how much you need to be here.

261
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:55,633
Yeah, yeah. Well, thanks, buddy.

262
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:58,468
Enjoy your Dumbo Festival.

263
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,404
It's a Moomba Festival.

264
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:04,074
Moomba, Dumbo. As long as an
elephant flies, it's probably a lot of fun.

265
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:07,144
[elephant trumpeting]

266
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:09,312
- Hi, honey.
- Hi.

267
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,782
- Get everything done
at the library?
- Yep.

268
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,951
Now I gotta go work
on those albums.

269
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,054
Beat you to it. Finished
them up for you.

270
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:21,291
- Holidays, birthdays,
vacations.
- This is incredible.

271
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,461
Honey!

272
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:27,365
You have been so sweet ever
since you decided to go up in space.

273
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,401
Well, you can kiss that
goodbye because I'm not going.

274
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,637
What are you talking...?
Did they cancel the mission?

275
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:40,177
No. I just decided there were just
more important things to do here at home.

276
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:43,981
Tim, I promised you I
would take care of the cars.

277
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,253
This isn't about the cars.

278
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,589
Bye. I'm going to the mall.

279
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,460
What is that?

280
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,829
That's one of the reasons
I wanna stay home.

281
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,998
His new girlfriend broke up
with him, so he shaves his head.

282
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,500
He's back in black.

283
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:07,037
I think that kid's problems
are deeper than a bad haircut.

284
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,573
I am really worried about him.

285
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:14,178
Well, you must be if you're gonna pass
up an opportunity to go on the shuttle.

286
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,014
This is a very crucial
time in that boy's life.

287
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,517
When I was his age, my
father had already died,

288
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,986
and, boy, I wished
he'd been around.

289
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,020
Well, I know that
was tough for you...

290
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,857
But it's not just that.
It's the other boys, too.

291
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:31,128
What if Brad starts smoking pot
again? What if Randy started doing that?

292
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,898
This is not a good time
for me to leave the planet.

293
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:45,776
You know, and there's other
reasons why this is a great decision.

294
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:49,346
I can now finish the hot rod with
Brad like I promised him I'd do.

295
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,949
And this summer I can
take Randy fly-fishing.

296
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,229
We've always wanted to do that.

297
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,753
And we'll get to have
a whole year together

298
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,789
before Brad goes
away to college.

299
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,025
Yeah.

300
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:04,561
Unless, of course, they'd
let me go up in the shuttle.

301
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,965
- You're not a Binford employee.
- Hm.

302
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:11,635
Besides, I checked out the
facilities on the space shuttle.

303
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:15,239
I don't think you'd be too
comfortable pooping in a pouch.

304
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:24,281
So, Tim, you're sure that you're
OK about not going into space?

305
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:27,217
Absolutely. What's
a historic space flight

306
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:30,821
compared with hanging out
with your hairless offspring?

307
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:37,027
- You have no regrets?
- No. Why do you keep
harping on this?

308
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,765
I don't know. I just keep
picking up these little signals.

309
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,635
I don't know what
you're talking about.

310
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,472
I'm gonna need some
more Tang, instantly.

310
00:21:49,305 --> 00:22:49,425
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