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Does everybody
know what time it is?
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- Tool Time!
- That's right!
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Binford Tools is proud to
present Tim The Tool Man Taylor!
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Great. Thank you all. Hey!
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Whoo! Boy, nice audience. Thank
you, Heidi. Thank you, everyone.
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Welcome to Tool Time. I
am Tim The Tool Man Taylor.
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But, of course, you know that.
That's probably why you tuned in.
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And you all know my assistant,
Al Borland. Give it up for Al here.
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Thank you. Thanks a lot.
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As you might have noticed by our clever
sign, it is Hot Rod Week on Tool Time.
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And we are just
counting down the days
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when I finish my '46
Ford convertible right here.
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We're calling this our
Countdown to Coolness.
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[engine revs]
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We never devote
a week to my car.
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That'd be exciting. Tool Time
salute to old station wagons.
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[yawns]
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- Can we get on
with the first segment?
- Why don't we?
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There's been big historical
moments in all of television.
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Remember the first step
on the moon? Right in a...
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Oh, yuck!
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The Berlin Wall falling down.
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[German accent] Those big
bricks, they hurt me, dude! Look out!
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But today we're gonna break all
records in the history of television.
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I'm gonna pick out the color
of my convertible top. Huh!
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So why don't we bring out the man
who will show Tim all of his color choices,
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auto design specialist,
George Sparky Henderson!
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- Hey, Al.
- Welcome to the show.
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- Thanks for coming, Sparky.
- Tim.
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It's an honor, your having me
here as part of this historic moment.
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Let's take a look
at some colors.
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Love to, Tim. We've
got lots of samples here.
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But our wheel, thank you,
Heidi, is going to help determine
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what is the best color
for the top of your car.
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Now, we have here the color that
you've used for the exterior, a ruby pearl.
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- Excellent choice, Tim.
- Well, yes.
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Then the interior, Tim. You chose
Rhone, so we line up these two colors,
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and then the inner wheel will show
which color will best complement these two.
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- The burgundy's
awfully tasteful.
- Wrong!
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Now, you have an awful
lot of options here, Tim.
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Stop right there. I think I
know exactly what I want.
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You still haven't seen
all of your options.
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Once I make a decision,
Al, I've made my decision.
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That's right, Al. When a man
sees something, he buys it.
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- That's it. Case closed.
- Not like a woman
buying a purse.
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"I don't know. Does
this go with my house?"
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All right. So what color
are you going with?
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I'm gonna go with...
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- Klaus, a drum roll, please.
- [drum roll]
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I'm gonna go with honky.
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- Honky?
- White.
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Oh, white, white. Yes.
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I get that. White. Well, now,
that's a very bold choice.
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But tan is very nice.
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No, no. Absolutely positively
going with white... or beige.
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So much for a man being
able to make up his mind.
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Well, you have an awful
lot of beiges to choose from.
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Ecru. Now, there's
a fun beige, hm?
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- Let's not forget eggshell.
- Oh, I love eggshell.
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- Snappy, snappy, snappy.
- What do you think
about cashew?
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Al, we're talking about convertible
tops, not what you store for the winter.
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Sparky asked me to call. We're looking
for a fabric for a new convertible top.
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Well, is Big Jim there?
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How about Spanish Bob?
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One-Eyed Ned?
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It sounds like he's
calling a pirate ship.
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Hi, guys. You'll never
guess what happened today.
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- You bought me a Ferrari.
- Even better.
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I was asked to be on
that talk show, Talk to Me.
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- I'm gonna be on television.
- Not now.
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I'm talking to One-Eyed
Ned. He's got a bum ear.
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No, no, no! I have
no gum in my rear!
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Look, when Big Jim comes,
just have him call me. Thanks.
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Now, what do you wanna...?! What
would you like to watch on television?
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No, I'm gonna be on television.
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Did you witness a
crime or something?
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No. I'm gonna be on
Barbara Canfield's talk show.
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This particular segment
is called Women on Top.
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I rented that once.
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It's about professional
women who want it all.
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That's the one.
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OK, I won't bore
you with the details.
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Come on. Tell
us all the details.
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- How much are they paying you?
- I'm not doing this for money.
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This is an honor. I'm gonna be on a
panel with two very distinguished women.
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One's an economist.
The other one's a doctor.
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Wow. You really balance out the
group. Part-time student with no income.
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The chairman of the psychology
department recommended me.
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They wanted somebody
who'd raised a family
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and is about to
re-enter the work force.
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That is great. What
do you think, guys?
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- Yeah, it's cool. When's the show?
- Four o'clock tomorrow.
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Oh, too bad. I gotta go with
Sparky to check out some car colors.
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It's very important.
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Well, what am I thinking?
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Not as important as watching my wife
on a show talking about women's issues.
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- What are you writing, Benny?
- A birthday note to my mom.
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How do you spell I.O.U.?
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Timmy.
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Oh, Tim, what's it gonna be?
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- The dusty sand
or the sandy beach?
- What's going on?
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We've been all over
town fabric shopping.
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For my top.
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I always saw you in a slinky
off-the-shoulder number.
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Convertible top for
my car, you idiot.
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You thought of a
toasted marshmallow?
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Not as often as you have, Al.
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I'm late for my step-aerobics
class. I'll leave this here.
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Make a decision. I'll be
back in a half an hour.
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So, Tim, we haven't
seen much of you lately.
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Should I take that personally?
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Yes. I'm working really
hard on my hot rod.
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I was trying to get this
thing done by Friday.
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You must have been busy. You
haven't spent any money here in weeks.
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I had to cancel
my trip to Hawaii.
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I just talked to Dolores. She
didn't say anything about a trip.
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Dolores wasn't invited.
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Besides, she's on her own vacation.
She's scaring the bulls in Pamplona.
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Oh, man. Look at the time.
I'm supposed to watch Jill on TV.
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- Tell Sparky I'll be back
in an hour.
- Hey, watch it here.
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- Hey, good idea.
- What's she doing?
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She's on that talk show, Talk to Me.
The segment's called Women on Top.
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That was a video, wasn't it?
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And welcome to Talk to Me.
Today's topic is Women on Top.
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We'll meet women
who had it all, gave it up,
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got it back, and are
doing it better than ever.
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This looks good.
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My guests today are Kathleen
Fitzsimmons, mother of two,
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now an economist
with Allied Bank.
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Jill Taylor, mother of three, just about
to complete her masters in psychology.
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And Dr. Diane Peck, mother
of two, now a pediatrician.
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This reminds me of my
first appearance on TV.
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Yeah, when you
set your hair on fire.
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My first question is how
did your husbands react
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when you told them you were going
to re-enter the work force? Diane?
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It's amazing. I get a job with one
of the top pediatric groups in Detroit
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and all husband could say
was, "Who's gonna cook for me?"
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What's wrong with that?
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Jill, how did your husband react
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when you told him you
were going back to school?
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Tim?
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If that's your husband.
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Well, as memory serves,
he was very supportive.
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Boy, I wish I had a
husband like yours.
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- Mine's a total caveman.
- Mine, too.
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When I told him I wanted my own
career, he couldn't even articulate words.
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- He just kind of went...
- [grunts]
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- How did you know that?
- Lucky guess.
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What kind of dirt you got on
Jill? She's making you look good.
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What do you think it would take
for me to get a date with the host?
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A miracle not even
God could pull off.
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Jill, you're the psychologist.
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What is going on under
the surface with these guys?
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Well, it's very common.
Often a man feels threatened
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when a woman usurps
his role as hunter-gatherer.
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That's why their husbands
reacted the way they did.
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Why is your husband so
understanding, the exception to the rule?
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Well, Tim is one of a kind. I
mean, Tim breaks all the rules.
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Tim breaks everything.
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Upon closer
inspection, Jill's looking...
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Hey! Hey!
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You're very lucky to have a husband
who's made the transition easier.
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I wish my experience had
been a walk in the park like Jill's.
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It wasn't exactly...
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In a perfect world, I guess we'd
all be skipping through life like Jill.
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I'm not skipping through life. I mean,
I've struggled like the rest of you.
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Believe me, my husband
is far from perfect.
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Look out. Incoming.
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What did your husband say when you
told him you wanted to be a psychologist?
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- His exact words?
- Yeah.
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"What for? You should
become a turret lathe operator."
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- Yeah.
- They make good money!
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I never talk to him
about what I'm studying.
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He thinks psychology
is totally bogus.
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- So you must
be pretty resentful.
- Oh, no.
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Don't misconstrue what I'm saying
as anger towards my husband.
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I could never be angry at a man
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who's in such a
vulnerable state.
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[groans]
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Exactly what do you
mean by a vulnerable state?
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Well, he's in mid-life crisis.
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I mean, he's
emotionally fragile.
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Oh, you poor
hunter-gatherer, you.
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Let me get you a tissue.
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Would a hug help?
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It's really wonderful that
you can be so empathetic.
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Well, I have to be. Tim
is emotionally off-center.
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He's... crying out for help.
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Hey, you guys hear something?
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Help! Help!
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It's very interesting the
way that this manifests itself.
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Tell us.
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He comes up with all
kinds of crazy ideas.
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He wanted to buy and
move up to a hunting lodge.
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- With the kids? The whole family?
- Yeah.
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- And he wanted to fly
into outer space.
- Oh, now, that is crazy.
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In the middle of writing
my masters thesis,
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he decided he wanted
to have another baby.
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- At your age? That's a lot of nerve.
- Oh, you poor thing.
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No, no, no, no, wait. No,
he's the one that's suffering.
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That's why it is so important
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for me to listen
to all of his ideas,
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no matter how
stupid or pathetic.
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I think we should give a big
hand to the woman who has it all
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in spite of the man who wants to
take it away and keep it for himself.
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That went well.
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Man, Dolores rags on me,
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but it's in the privacy
of a bowling alley.
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At least this is on
late in the afternoon.
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Who's gonna watch the stupid thing?
Eight people watch this damn thing.
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- Tim.
- What is it?
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I saw what Jill said
about you on the TV.
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- Where?
- The guys in the gym
felt your pain.
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A lot of them tried to
cover up by laughing.
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Were you one of them, Sparky?
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I'd rather not say.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hey, Mom. Great job on the show.
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Really? So you don't
think that I went overboard?
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Well, it's hard to say. Why don't you
ask your stupid, pathetic husband?
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Is he upset?
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Never came home
to watch the show.
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- Oh, thank God.
- We taped it. You want us to hide it?
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No, I want you to burn it.
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Hello, Jill.
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Goodbye, Mom.
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So I heard that you never
made it home to watch the show.
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No, I didn't make it home.
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That's OK. It was
really not interesting.
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- You don't think?
- No.
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I was able to catch it at the
hardware store in front of all my friends.
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How are they doing? You know,
I really have been missing Benny.
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Benny's really great. He's
been laughing a lot lately.
234
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They've all been laughing a lot.
235
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They thought your
performance was really funny.
236
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:49,420
You should remember some of the things
you've said on Tool Time about women.
237
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Such as women aren't decisive,
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uh, my wife this, my
wife that. [mimics nagging]
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I am paid to be a
character on Tool Time.
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Your character just happens to be
married to a character named Jill?
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Jill's a very common name.
242
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The Jill you said
drools in her sleep
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and the Jill you said had bad
morning breath was this Jill.
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The only two times I've
mentioned your name.
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You said I was suffering a
mid-life crisis, told everybody that,
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that it was stupid to
want another child.
247
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You called me fragile.
248
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I was just trying to get a psychological
perspective on men in general.
249
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I didn't mean you.
250
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,229
The only one you
mentioned was me.
251
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I wasn't talking about you specifically.
I was referring to the global you.
252
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- Oh, yeah. The global me.
- Yeah.
253
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Well, now the global me is
walking around without any globes.
254
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That's why it's so important
that I listen to all of his ideas,
255
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no matter how
stupid or pathetic.
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[rewinds video]
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that I listen to all of his ideas,
no matter how stupid or pathetic.
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What was I thinking?
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[Wilson] Oh, oh, oh, oh...
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Wilson, is that you?
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Oh! I am so sorry, neighborette.
Good thing I wasn't juggling chain saws.
262
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Yeah.
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- I didn't know you juggled.
- Oh, yes, indeedy.
264
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I'm a little bit rusty. [groans]
265
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But in my younger days...
266
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I worked in the circus.
267
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I roomed with a two-headed man.
268
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,397
Did you split the
utilities three ways?
269
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No, five ways.
270
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We also lived with Nicky The Lobster
Boy and Margo The Human Corkscrew.
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I'm rooming with Tim
The Ticked-Off Tool Man.
272
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I was on a talk show and I said
some things I shouldn't have said.
273
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,352
Well, Tim's done that
to you on Tool Time.
274
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,950
Yeah, but I said that he
was stupid and pathetic.
275
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Oh, my, my, my! What
caused you to do that?
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I don't know. All these women
were trashing their husbands.
277
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And I didn't wanna do that, you know.
I wanted to explain Tim's behavior.
278
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,862
Well, who were these women?
279
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They were very successful
professional women.
280
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One was a doctor. The
other was an economist.
281
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Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
282
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Oh, I see what you're saying.
283
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All I said was, "Mm-hm,
mm-hm, mm-hm."
284
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But what you meant was
that I was analyzing Tim
285
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was because I was
insecure around these women
286
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and needed to show off how
much I knew about psychology
287
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Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
288
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,857
You make another good point.
289
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I mean, I was validated for what
so I went on and on and on and o
290
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Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm.
291
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,270
I sold Tim out to
make myself look good.
292
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Mm.
293
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[sighs] Wow. You're really
tough on me sometimes, Wilson.
294
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:05,115
But you don't make me
feel judged. You know?
295
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,784
You are just a genius.
How do you do that?
296
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:10,421
I just tell it like it is.
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- Hi.
- Hi there.
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How are you doing?
299
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Not as good as the woman
that had it all, got it back,
300
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:27,405
dumped it on the ground
and rubbed my nose in it.
301
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,308
What's all this?
302
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,722
I know I shouldn't
have said what I did,
303
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:37,515
so I cooked your favorite
meal as a sort of peace offering.
304
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:42,153
Hm. Bratwurst, knackwurst.
305
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:46,290
And as an appetizer, liverwurst.
306
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:49,960
I guess you could say
this is my "wurst" meal.
307
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,832
- I say that
about all your meals.
- Yeah, I know.
308
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:58,135
I didn't mean to talk about
our private life on television.
309
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:01,538
I guess once I got surrounded
by all those successful women,
310
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my self-esteem issues were
triggered and I wanted to impress them.
311
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:08,378
- So I overcompensated by...
- Honey, honey, honey.
312
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,381
Back the Freud Fairlane up here.
313
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:15,118
You got carried away. You
were trying to show off for the girls.
314
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:18,956
- I was the butt of your tirade.
- Yeah, that's right. You got it.
315
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:22,693
I do it all the time on Tool
Time. Now I know how you feel.
316
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,897
So you're not gonna
hold this against me?
317
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:31,202
No, I'm a guy. I let this stuff go. I
do wanna ask one thing, though.
318
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:35,873
Are you ticked off at me for making
you go through this mid-life thing?
319
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:39,710
Sometimes it is hard for me to keep
up with the changes you're making.
320
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:44,515
But I love that you're experiencing new
emotions you never thought you'd have.
321
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:49,920
I hate new emotions.
I hate all emotions.
322
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,857
It did make me appreciate what
you have to go through every day.
323
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:57,261
What? Being married to you?
324
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,699
Being in front of the camera, putting
it out there in front of everybody.
325
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,978
How do you get
over being nervous?
326
00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:06,069
There's a little
thing I do to relax.
327
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:08,772
I... I make fun of women.
328
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:16,480
It's spring again, the time when
a young man's fancy turns to...
329
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,616
[all] Cheese!
330
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:22,285
That's right. And check out
Saginaw's new line of spring cheeses.
331
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When it's springtime,
it's string time.
332
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:31,428
Sparky, pull me off a little bit of
that string cheese. Saginaw Cheese.
333
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,664
[all] Cheese, it's good!
334
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,671
Welcome back to Tool
Time. It's that magic moment.
335
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:46,277
That's right. We're about to
reveal Tim's completed hot rod.
336
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:55,152
Oh, thank God. I can't wait.
337
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,988
I've never seen you this
excited about a car before.
338
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,457
I'm excited because
it's finally finished.
339
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:03,193
Yeah, we can get our lives back.
340
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:06,630
If I were you, I'd go
with a whole new one.
341
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,643
OK, on three,
we're going to reveal
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00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:12,336
Tim's totally tricked-out
'46 Ford convertible!
343
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:16,140
Everybody... One! Two! Three!
344
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:19,043
- Yeah!
- All right!
345
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:26,683
Hey, Tim, there's no
upholstery, nothing.
346
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,030
You were supposed
to finish this.
347
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:31,021
After we changed
the color of the top,
348
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,558
the seats didn't match,
neither did the side panels.
349
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,628
The maroon didn't match the
rim, so I'm gonna repaint that.
350
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:42,233
- That's gonna take,
like, three months.
- Oh, yeah.
351
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:45,268
[all] Oh, no.
352
00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:52,609
- Klaus, drum roll, please.
- [weak drum roll]
353
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,113
- Funny color, Tim?
- It's a funny color.
354
00:21:57,215 --> 00:21:59,583
That Jill was this Jill.
355
00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:04,254
The only two times I've ever mentioned
your names were that time... [gibberish]
356
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:07,658
How are they? I've
been missing Benny.
357
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:13,797
In my younger days,
I worked in the circus.
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00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:16,099
Ah!
358
00:22:17,305 --> 00:23:17,820
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