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Welcome to Tool
Time on location.
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And now the star of the show,
Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
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Thank you, everybody,
and welcome to Tool Time.
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I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor,
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and, of course, you all know
my assistant, Al Borland.
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To give something
back to the community,
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Binford has designed this
complete workshop on wheels.
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We'll be coming into
your neighborhood
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to help with your
household repairs.
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That's right, we're equipped to fix
your tools, your car, your plumbing.
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And on a good
day, your schnauzer.
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Let's take a look at
this van, shall we?
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It's a custom-made Chevy
half-ton. Custom-made flares.
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It's got a duel rear
axle, aluminum wheels,
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440 horse 350, but
inside is the real story.
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This thing is equipped
to fix anything
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from a Hoover vacuum
to the Hoover Dam.
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Complete set of Allen wrenches,
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circular saw, cordless
drill, table vise.
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Even one of Al's vices.
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And here we have a laptop
computer with a complete set
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of home repair
manuals on CD-ROM.
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We call it the brains
of the operation.
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Something we've
never called Tim.
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Moving on.
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We even have our own
paint department on this van.
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You can create the custom color
of your choice, right over here.
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And paint isn't the only
thing we make to order.
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Because a working man
works up a hearty appetite.
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That's why our circular
saw doubles as a deli slicer.
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We'll make you a
salami and oak sandwich.
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Or how about a
dagwood, extra lean?
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This brazing furnace?
Well, it's also a barbecue grill.
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So while we're sharpening
your ax, "ax us" for a hamburger.
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You can wash it down with
a Binford 6100 milkshake
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because our paint mixer
doubles as a blender.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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What flavor's that?
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White semi-gloss.
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I don't get it. We've been
driving around for 20 minutes.
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Where is everybody?
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Maybe nobody has
anything broken.
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Something is always broken, Al.
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Guys, we forgot something.
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(TOOL TIME THEME
PLAYING ON STEREO)
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There you go, Smitty.
Brand-new peephole.
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That should cut down
on those unexpected visits
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from your ex-wife, huh?
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God bless you, Tool Man.
You have given me hope.
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Okay, Larry. I finished
working on your weed hacker.
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Did the work myself, so I gave you
a little bit more power. Gratis, man.
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Added a little bit of weight, so
the balance is a little different.
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So let me show you
about handling this bad boy.
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Al, help me out. Hold it.
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All right, safety first, folks.
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Always use your goggles.
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But now the motor's a little
heavier now. Starting is the same.
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All right. Hold on to here. Gotta
give it a crank, there. Oh, yeah.
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(MOTOR REVVING)
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Little weed here.
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Little weed there.
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Just like butter!
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(INAUDIBLE)
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There you go, Larry.
Start some hacking, buddy.
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Nicely done, Tim.
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Thank you, Al.
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Okay, well, that's
it for Tool Time.
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Hey, Mom, what do
you think of my face?
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It's the most precious,
adorable little face I've ever seen.
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No, I'm actually
going for a goatee.
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Where?
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Oh, no, wait! I see a
little something here.
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No, that's a pimple.
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Oh, come on, Mom. There's
gotta be something down here.
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Why are you suddenly
growing a beard, anyway?
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Well, 'cause the
whole team's doing it.
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We decided not to shave
until our winning streak's over.
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Well, I'm sure you'll
win lots of games
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and your beard will
grow in nice and thick.
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Yeah. But I don't know why
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anybody would want to cover
up that sweet, adorable little face.
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Come on, Mom.
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(SIGHING) Hey, Brad. Hi, honey.
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Hi, sweetie.
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Dad, you can see
the goatee, right?
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Yeah, but your mom
prefers if I don't bring it up.
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Would you...
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I'm gonna go wash up for dinner.
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What are we having for dinner?
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Well, the boys are
having leftover something.
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And you and I are going to
Al's new girlfriend's for dinner.
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We are? Yeah.
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He said that he
told you all about it.
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Don't you ever listen
to anything he says?
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I don't have to listen
to Al. He's my assistant.
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He gets paid a handsome
wage to listen to me.
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When are you gonna get used
to the fact that the whole world
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does not revolve around you?
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I'm used to that fact.
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I'm working right
now on "Why not?"
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Well, regardless, we're having
dinner with Al and Trudy tonight.
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Gee, I can't wait!
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He said that they've known
each other for about a month,
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and she's really nice.
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I know her. They met on Tool
Time. Don't you remember?
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She was that frumpy kook
with the rat that did the wiring.
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She wasn't really the rat lady,
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but the real rat bit
me on the nose?
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It's gonna be a nightmare.
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It'll be fine.
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Oh, you say that now, but wait
till after dinner, Al undoes that belt.
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(GROANING)
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And those three bloodcurdling
words, "Let's play Twister!"
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Do we have the right address?
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Yeah, this is it.
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She probably lives in the guesthouse
around back. Let's go back there.
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I thought I heard
voices out here! Hey!
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Hi!
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Al, does the owner know
you're in the main house?
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Of course she does. The
owner's Trudy. Come on in!
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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY)
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Wow! What an incredible house!
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Yeah. This thing's gotta
be worth a million bucks.
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I mean, a million-two if it's
been re-piped with copper.
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This is my home away from home.
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And here's Trudy. Oh, hi.
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Trudy, good to see you again.
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Nice to see you, Tim.
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So nice to meet you, Jill.
Al just raves about you.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Well, I brought a
three-bean salad.
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Oh, you shouldn't have.
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I tried to stop her.
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Don't be silly. I'm sure it'll be a
perfect complement to the pheasant.
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Pheasant? That's
my favorite fowl!
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Here! Let me take that.
Dinner's almost ready.
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Come on. Sit down. Great.
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Wow! You have an amazing house.
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Oh, thank you. It's been
in the family for years.
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You've heard of
the Rockefellers?
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Well, of course.
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One of them ran
over my grandfather.
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That's awful!
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How many times did they hit him?
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All right, so would anyone like
some wine? I have a lovely pinot.
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I'm sure you do. I'll
have the wine, though.
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Oh, Al. Let's not do the pinot.
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I have a '91 Chevalier-Montrachet
I've been saving
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for a special occasion.
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Well, that sounds wonderful.
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Oh, then I'll run down
to the wine cellar, get it.
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Oh, you know, I'd better go with
you because the white Burgundies
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are hidden in the
east grotto. Excuse us.
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I can't believe Al never
told me that Trudy was rich.
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Well, you know, that stuff's
just not important to Al.
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He doesn't date for money.
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He'd date for an onion ring.
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She's got a grotto?
A wine cellar?
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When I was a kid,
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the only thing we had in the
cellar was my grandmother.
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"Let me out of here! This duct
tape's starting to hurt me! Come on!"
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Well, Trudy seems very
nice. And Al seems so happy.
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And I feel so stupid for bringing
a three-bean salad to a mansion.
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FYI, that three-bean salad wouldn't
taste any better in a Turkish prison.
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Trudy, that was an
incredible dinner.
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Thank you. I love to cook.
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And I love to eat.
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We're perfect for each other.
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Excuse me, Trudy. I got
lost going to the bathroom.
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Is it left of the bowling alley
or on the other side of it?
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Left. Right.
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It's hard to believe that you guys
have only been dating a month.
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You seem so comfortable
with each other.
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I know. Al and I clicked
the minute we met.
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Yes, we did.
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Although, I was a little gun-shy about
getting back into a serious relationship.
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My last relationship
ended badly, too.
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(BALL ROLLING)
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(BOWLING PINS CLATTERING)
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TIM: Strike!
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My current relationship
is about to end badly.
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Tim's great, but Al, well,
he's sensitive and deep
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and he never stops giving.
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You make me want
to be a better Al.
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I'm gonna go bowl
one more frame.
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Tim, come here. Sit down.
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We're both so happy for you.
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Thanks.
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Al, did you know that today's
our one-month anniversary?
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Did I know? You're darn tooting!
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Happy anniversary, Gertrude.
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Oh, thank you, Albert.
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I've always wanted one of these!
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A cockroach on a chain.
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No, it's a scorpion.
It's my birth sign.
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It's beautiful.
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Thank you.
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Oh, and I also got a little
something for you, too.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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I like to save the paper.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Look! Oh, this is the perfect
addition to my exotic car-key collection.
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Thank you.
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Let me take a look at that.
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Look at that!
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Wow!
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That's vintage. It's a Ferrari.
What year was this for?
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A '66. For Al's '66 Ferrari.
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You know, the one that you
like so much in the garage?
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It's yours. Happy anniversary.
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It's not just a
Ferrari. It's a classic!
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The car is completely
inappropriate.
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Wrong. It's perfect.
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It's dressy, yet casual.
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You don't think that it is
slightly insane to give a Ferrari
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on a one-month anniversary?
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Trudy is loaded.
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Her giving him a car is like
you giving me boxer shorts.
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You'd have to be shallow not
to see what is going on here.
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I see what's going on here.
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Al got a Ferrari after
sticking it out for one month!
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He holds on for a year,
he'll get the Duesenberg
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she's got parked in the garage.
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Trudy is a really sweet woman
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who has some very serious
self-esteem problems.
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She obviously feels that she has to
buy Al to keep him in the relationship,
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and I think that Al is
uncomfortable with this.
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And he was masking his
discomfort with all that giddy laughter?
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So? It's a case of
classic overcompensation.
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Oh, stop it. Why are you
picking apart something wonderful
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that happened in Al's life?
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What? The
relationship or the car?
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Both! There wouldn't be a
car without a relationship.
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So you're saying that Trudy
is the perfect woman for Al?
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You know, you know, I've always
had a good feeling about her.
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You said she was a frumpy kook!
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The same thing I've called
Al. They're an ideal couple.
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You don't care about
Al. Yes, I care about him.
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You just care about
that stupid Ferrari!
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Stupid Ferrari?
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(SIGHING)
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For the sake of our marriage, I'm
going to pretend that you never said that.
244
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,581
Where's Al?
245
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,042
You've asked me 15 times.
246
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,577
Why are you so
anxious to see him?
247
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,245
(CAR APPROACHING)
248
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,255
(EXCLAIMS)
249
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,034
The car looks great, Al!
250
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,758
Thanks, Tim.
251
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,139
But there's one thing that
would make it look a lot better.
252
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,373
Me behind the
wheel. Can I drive it?
253
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,775
Please, please, please,
please? I don't know.
254
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:26,842
Come on, once
around the parking lot.
255
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,066
We'll see.
256
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,033
I'm having trouble
with this car.
257
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,481
Well, it's a 12-cylinder
Ferrari. It's probably a plug.
258
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,383
I know a guy that'll fix
it. Give me a half hour.
259
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,418
Give me the keys.
I'll take it over there.
260
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,242
It's not a mechanical problem.
261
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:42,179
I'm having a problem accepting
such an extravagant gift!
262
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:45,783
I mean, all I gave Trudy
was that scorpion pendant.
263
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,519
Well, Ferrari, bug on a chain...
264
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:50,433
It's the thought
that counts, isn't it?
265
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,268
I don't know. You've
worked really hard
266
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,625
your whole life, right?
267
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:54,858
Yes.
268
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:59,463
And what do you have
to show for it? Nothing!
269
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:03,734
Now, you have a woman who
appreciates the real Al Borland.
270
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,670
The competent, trustworthy,
nice, wonderful human being.
271
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,373
It's you, Al. You deserve it.
272
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,409
Enjoy this.
273
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:12,610
I suppose you're right.
274
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,156
Yes. I should just
hold my head up high.
275
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,324
Hold your head up real high.
276
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,792
Yeah! And put the
pedal to the metal!
277
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:17,893
Pedal to the metal!
278
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,683
And enjoy the
ride that is my life!
279
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,563
Ride that is your life! Yeah!
280
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,265
Here are the keys!
Here are the keys!
281
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,400
There they go!
282
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,556
There they go.
283
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,924
You were fantastic.
284
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:29,405
I don't understand why you're
so upset about this game.
285
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,730
Mom, it was a disaster. We won
eight to nothing and I scored three goals.
286
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,999
To most people that would be a
good thing. What am I missing here?
287
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,846
No, Mom. I'm missing
something. Facial hair, okay?
288
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:42,206
The rest of the team looks like ZZ
Top and I look like a four-year-old.
289
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,508
Oh!
290
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,222
Poor baby. I mean, you're
the best player on the team,
291
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:51,549
and everyone else is gonna get
those coveted facial-hair scholarships.
292
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,565
So what you're saying is I really
shouldn't worry about my looks,
293
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,900
and I should more or less
focus on what's important in life?
294
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:00,024
Exactly.
295
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,092
(SCOFFS) You're so way off.
296
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,741
Hey, the goatee's coming in!
297
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,131
You're funny.
298
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:11,001
All right! House looks
good. You look great, honey.
299
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,615
Al let you drive the Ferrari?
300
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,038
Bada-bing!
301
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,919
So how's the relationship going?
302
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,943
Perfect! It's like the
car and I are one.
303
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,823
No, I mean the relationship
with Al and Trudy.
304
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,526
Oh, Al's sitting on top
of the world right now.
305
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,451
Do you mean that he
is 100% comfortable
306
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,054
with accepting
this expensive gift?
307
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,890
Eighty percent,
308
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:36,159
but I'll have him all the way
there by Friday, guaranteed.
309
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,463
Hey, buddy. How's it going?
310
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,733
Well, hi ho, Al.
311
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,080
You look like you're getting
ready for the Grand Prix.
312
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:47,505
Well, I thought I would
embrace the Ferrari lifestyle.
313
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,241
What do you think?
314
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:54,278
Well, to quote my old friend, the
famous race-car driver, Stirling Moss,
315
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,546
"You look fine."
316
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,326
I stopped by to see if
you'd like to take a lap
317
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,895
around the neighborhood with me.
318
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,920
Well, I'd love to, but I gotta
finish checking this wiring.
319
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,555
Well, no rush.
320
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:08,226
We still have to wait for Tim to
come back from his test drive.
321
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,960
(CAR SPEEDING)
322
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,635
Assuming he comes back.
I'd hate for him to run off
323
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,337
with Trudy's generous gift.
324
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,750
You obviously are
enjoying it very much.
325
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:26,844
Oh, I am. I am. I mean, at
first I was a little uncomfortable,
326
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:30,314
but then, Tim gave me
some very deep insights.
327
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,087
(TIRES SCREECHING)
328
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:42,126
Yeah, he said not to worry
about how much the car costs.
329
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,673
He said even though I thought
it was an inappropriate gift
330
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,608
that I should just
relax and enjoy it.
331
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,752
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
332
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,079
And you should've seen the look on
Trudy's face when she gave it to me.
333
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:53,070
Oh, she was so happy.
334
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,905
So Trudy was happy
335
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,908
and Tim was happy, but
you don't sound so sure.
336
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:03,114
Well, this kind of puts a little
pressure on the relationship.
337
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:06,884
I mean, suddenly, you know, the
emotional stakes are much higher.
338
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,986
And what if it doesn't work out?
339
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:12,623
How can I walk away
without feeling guilty?
340
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:17,728
You can always drive away.
You've got a really fast car.
341
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:24,768
Oh, Albert, I'm sorry. Have
you talked to Trudy about this?
342
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:28,039
Oh, I can't. I don't
want to hurt her feelings.
343
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,974
Well, what about you?
344
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:32,388
You know, the patriot Thomas
Paine said, "It is necessary
345
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:36,313
"to the happiness of a man
that he be faithful to himself."
346
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,316
I suppose you're right.
347
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,051
(TIRES SCREECHING)
348
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,288
(TIM EXCLAIMING)
349
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,756
I have just been to heaven,
350
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,385
where, by the way, they
still give speeding tickets!
351
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,638
Gosh, Al. I am so
glad you stopped by.
352
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,201
Guess what I picked
up for you today?
353
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,502
A plane?
354
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:02,540
No, just driving gloves.
355
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,508
Would you like a plane?
356
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,343
No.
357
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:09,012
Trudy, I wouldn't. I...
358
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,915
The fact is, I really
don't even want the car.
359
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,631
Are you breaking up with me?
360
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,820
No.
361
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,533
Why would you even think that?
362
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,169
Isn't that the first sign?
363
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:23,026
The man returns the Ferrari.
364
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:26,730
Oh, no. Trudy,
I really like you.
365
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,799
You do?
366
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,501
Oh, yeah.
367
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,170
I remember the first time I
saw you, you had that wire
368
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:36,374
in one hand, and the
rat in the other hand,
369
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:40,644
and I said to myself, "Oh, boy,
Al! Don't let this one get away!"
370
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:47,050
Wow. You really don't care
about my money and my cars
371
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,163
and my wine cellar?
372
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,053
No. I care about you.
373
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,356
(STAMMERS)
374
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,236
I just... I would feel a
lot more comfortable
375
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:57,094
if material things
didn't come between us.
376
00:19:58,263 --> 00:20:01,423
I'm not letting you get
away so fast, either.
377
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,906
"Dear Trudy, I know Al feels
it's best to return the Ferrari,
378
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,108
"and I respect that.
379
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:16,012
"In the short time I was with
the car, we became very close.
380
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,895
"And if at any point you need
someone to be its big brother,
381
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:23,654
"please know that I'm here.
382
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:29,593
"Sincerely, Tim Taylor, the man who
controls whether Al works weekends."
383
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,568
Hi, sweetie. Hi. It
just may be over.
384
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:39,803
Al and Trudy?
385
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:43,741
No, no. Me and the car.
386
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:48,245
Al decided it was a bit too
extravagant, so he gave the Ferrari back.
387
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:50,714
I'm sorry for your loss.
388
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:56,587
It's not hopeless. I'm petitioning
to be the car's big brother.
389
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,067
I'm actually pretty happy. I think
Trudy's gonna be good for Al.
390
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:03,493
Yeah, I like her. And she
gave me her pheasant recipe.
391
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,930
(WHISTLES)
392
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:10,300
Fresh pheasant, fairly fatty,
fricassee it with a flick of fennel,
393
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,209
fling it on the fire, fabulous.
394
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,620
Hey, everybody. Great news!
395
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,210
Hey. Your soccer
team finally lost!
396
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,079
We got killed. All right!
397
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,760
I'm excited. Now I don't
have to grow a beard anymore.
398
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,951
Yeah, and when I come to your
next home game, I'll actually be able
399
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,686
to cheer you to win.
400
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,766
Yeah. I'm excited 'cause
now I can fit in with the team.
401
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,030
We decided to wax our legs.
402
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:36,660
Whoa, waxing!
403
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,775
A pretty weird way for
the Westside Warriors
404
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,965
to wind their way
to the World Cup.
405
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:48,605
They've known each other for
about a month, and she's really nice.
406
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:51,908
I know her. They met on Tool
Time. Don't you remember?
407
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:56,013
She's that frumpy,
kooky... What?
408
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,463
Yeah. She met on Tool Time.
She came there just to be with Al.
409
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,331
She's that frumpy,
kooky woman. Right?
410
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:04,466
WOMAN: Okay, one more time.
411
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:05,589
Okay.
412
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:12,129
She met him on Tool Time.
That frumpy kook that had the...
412
00:22:13,305 --> 00:23:13,851
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