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Okay, girls, gotta
go to work. I'm late.
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Where are you
working today, Daddy?
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Oh, um...
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Actually, today I'm working
for a governmental contractor
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under the auspices of the
Michigan Department of Highways.
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Wow. Yeah.
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(CHUCKLING)
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I'm fixing potholes.
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Well, have fun.
Bye-bye, Marty. Bye.
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Okay, girls, we gotta get busy.
You know what day Sunday is.
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Valentine's Day. Yup.
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And I bought cards
for all your friends.
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I always loved Valentine's Day.
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Except for when I was in sixth
grade and I got braces on my teeth
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and the only valentine I got from
was this kid named Jason Schumacher.
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The kid with head lice.
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Then, in eighth grade, the
braces came off, the bra came on,
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and then, "Hello, valentines."
I was swimming in them.
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Aunt Jill...
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I'm sorry. Okay.
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Claire, I have your
class roster here.
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And your first name
is Gary Adams.
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Now, the key is to write a really
personal little message on them.
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Next?
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(CHUCKLES) Well,
that's a way to go. Okay.
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Uh, Gracie, your first
name is Tommy Anderson.
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I'm gonna write a special
one to him. He likes me.
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That's because
he thinks you're me.
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Well, that's not a nice
thing to say, Gracie.
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I'm Claire.
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I knew that. Ooh. Hey, guys.
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Guess what's happening
on Sunday? Well, we know,
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but we're frankly
surprised that you know.
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I think I'd remember the day I get
my custom shift knob for the hot rod.
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Shifter-knob Sunday.
And me without a ham.
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Custom-made, you know?
It's the last piece of the puzzle.
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Found it up in Lansing.
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Guy's gonna scoot it down
here. It'll be here Sunday.
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Once I screw it on,
the hot rod is complete.
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Finished? Done? Over?
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As in over with,
finito, that's it.
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Wow, girls, your Uncle Tim
finally finished the hot rod.
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You're finishing your hot
rod for Valentine's Day?
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That's right, Claire.
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I'm Gracie.
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I knew that.
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So, do you have any ideas
about what to do on the big day?
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Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking we
could go to Sorrentino's for dinner,
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and then go listen to
some jazz and then...
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You're not talking
about Valentine's Day.
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You're talking about
finishing the hot rod.
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Absolutely not. I'm talking
about unveiling the hot rod.
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Oh.
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Well, once I get it finished, I
gotta think of some exciting way
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to show it to the audience.
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Well, how about this?
Okay, you start up the engine,
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you drive it out. I like it.
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People everywhere are
cheering. They're cheering.
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Then you make this
big announcement.
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"This is the last hot
rod I will ever build."
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Good one.
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(JILL SIGHS)
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Well, we're off to school.
You gonna be able to drive?
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Yeah. I'll be fine. I just...
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I don't know how I'm gonna carry
home all those valentines I'll be getting.
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I'm sure you'll have plenty of
cargo space in that swelled head.
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See you, guys. All right.
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You guys aren't leaving till
you both come up with an idea
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about the hot rod show for me.
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Dad, I got a geometry test.
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Mark, this is important.
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How about a real
emotional Tool Time?
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Go with it. Come on. What
could be more dramatic
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than giving your eldest son
the keys to that '46 Ford?
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Good one.
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Why don't you just make a video?
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A video, sure. What about?
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Like a tribute to the hot rod.
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Um, you know, with interviews
with the people that made it.
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A video tribute. That's good.
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That's a great
idea. I like that idea.
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Maybe you could work on it.
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You mean, like, create it?
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Sure. You did a great
job on Brad's soccer video.
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But this is a big,
professional project.
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But it's just a small segment.
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I think he can do it. He's been
interning down at Tool Time.
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He's been doing a great job.
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Thank you, Dad.
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I promise, I won't
disappoint you.
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Don't disappoint me.
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But there's ground rules.
Three of them. Big ones.
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My show, my show, my show.
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(HORN HONKING)
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I gotta go. All right.
And remember,
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I want the video up to Tool
Time high standards, okay?
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Gotcha. I'll blow something up.
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(TIM LAUGHS)
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It's really nice, your
giving Mark this chance.
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I've got a lot of
confidence in that kid.
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And he might be able to
bring a younger audience in.
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I could reach young
tool men and mold them
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before their minds
are fully functioning.
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And after 24 hours,
you'll have the appearance
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of natural wood grain
on your aluminum door.
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Now, that's what I call a
simply fabulous faux finish.
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And that's what I call simply
spending too much time
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with your mother.
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We'll be right back after
these words from Binford.
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Well, Tim, Al and Heidi here.
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You might recognize
us from over there.
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Poor air quality is an
issue we all deal with.
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Many of us in urban areas are
forced to breathe noxious fumes.
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Heidi's the one that
had the breakfast burrito.
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To protect ourselves from
pollutants and particles in the air,
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we're proud to introduce the
Binford 6100 sports respirator.
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It's lightweight,
and fashionable.
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Plus the mouthpiece comes in
designer colors, a full array of them.
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Mmm-hmm. Mine's kiwi.
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Breathe cleaner, healthier air.
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Breathe Binford.
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Well, that finishes up
another Tool Time show.
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Al, why don't you tell everybody
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about the big show
we got coming up?
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That's right. Be sure
to tune in Tuesday
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for a very special Tool
Time, when Tim presents
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his totally restored
'46 Ford convertible.
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Plus a little video tribute directed
and created by my son, Mark.
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You know, you have
your family working here.
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What would it take to
get Mother on the show?
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Hmm...
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We'd have to widen that door
and put some brisket down.
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Tell us about the engine.
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Well, she's got 225
horsepower at 5500 RPM.
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Ooh, and she's ported,
polished and relieved.
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Full... Full race cam
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and three Stromberg 97s.
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(GRUNTING)
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MARK: Dad, you're in my shot.
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The electrical on this '46
Ford is wired like a computer.
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It's all parallel,
no crisscross.
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The connectors, heat-shrunk.
Prevents corrosion.
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Yeah, no corrosion on
those babies. No corrosion.
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(GRUNTS)
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Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm
Tim's body shop guy.
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MARK: So tell us what you see
when you look at my dad's hot rod.
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(CHUCKLES) I see dollar signs.
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See? Oh, yeah. I see Eddie
Junior going to Harvard.
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I see early retirement.
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I see a little place in Rio.
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I see a fake passport and a
new wife. Young. I like 'em young.
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Hey, cut, cut, cut. Whoa...
They gotta be young.
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Eddie, family show, baby.
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Oh.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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I really loved
working on this car.
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I can't believe the
odyssey is finally over.
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Seems like only
yesterday that Tim
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asked me to match
the ruby-pearl exterior
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with the beautiful
distressed leather upholstery.
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And then the joy we both felt on
the day we found the right color
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and fabric for the
convertible top.
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I can still smell that
German canvas.
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Like the top of a baby's head.
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(CRYING)
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to do this. Thanks, Tim.
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Hi. Hey. Tough day
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out there on the blacktop?
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Ah, yeah.
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You know, it's not filling
the potholes that I mind,
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it's the groupies.
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Where are my girls?
They're on a play date
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with a friend of theirs, and
Jill took them all to the mall.
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She's probably getting me something
really cool for Valentine's Day.
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You get her something special?
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I did something she's
been wanting me to do
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for three years,
finish the hot rod.
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Yes, I'm getting her
something special.
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You know, it's funny.
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All the time that Nancy
and I were together,
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I always figured Valentine's Day
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was just some annoying holiday
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that women made up.
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It's true. Legend has
it it was a little town
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called Climax, Michigan.
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1964, group of women
around a salad bar.
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One was making
up Valentine's Day.
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The other two were inventing
stuff like, "Dressings on the side,"
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and, "I just want to be held."
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What's the matter?
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Ah, you know, just...
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Seeing all the couples buying
each other cards and presents.
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You know, I miss it.
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You know, what
you're going through,
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it takes a lot of guts.
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You mean living with you?
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That, too.
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(CHATTERING)
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She'd never do that.
Hi, guys. TIM: Hi.
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Hi. Hey, who's this?
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This is our friend Christy.
She's staying for dinner.
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Well, I'm cooking tonight.
So you're real lucky.
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We'll see about that.
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Feisty little thing. Huh?
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Hey.
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You guys are a little late.
Where have you been?
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Mark was in the editing
room for two hours,
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and I had to stand in
the hall on my bum leg.
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Why didn't you just sit down?
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Oh, shoot.
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Finished the video. Well, good.
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Let's take a look
at it. Come on.
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Dad, Dad.
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So, how did it come out?
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I think it's the best
thing I've ever done.
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All right.
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Thank you so much for
giving me the chance.
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I can't wait to see it.
220
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She's got 225 horsepower
at 5500 RPMs. She's ported...
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00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,094
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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Yeah.
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Heat-shrunk. Prevents corrosion.
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00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:11,503
Hi. I'm Eddie, Tim's
body shop guy.
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(LAUGHING)
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I see early retirement.
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I see a little place in Rio.
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00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,789
I see fake passports and a
new wife. Yeah, and she's young.
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I like 'em young.
She's gotta be...
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Finally got the right color and
fabric for the convertible top.
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(CRYING)
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So, what'd you think?
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It stunk.
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Christy, it did not stink.
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Anybody else?
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00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:57,515
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to go with Christy.
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Brad.
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It didn't stink.
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Thank you, Claire.
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It was scary.
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Dad? Huh?
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00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,693
Well.
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That was different. I liked the
way you switched the guys' heads.
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That was good. But...
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00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,068
But what?
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You know, I hate
telling you this.
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I mean, it was...
It's a new policy,
248
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just came down at Binford today.
249
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It's a union thing, and since
you're not part of the union...
250
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,145
You're not gonna
show it, are you?
251
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:30,714
Well, I'd like to show
it, but it's a union thing.
252
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:32,917
He thinks it stinks, too.
253
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,564
Look, I know the
video was bizarre.
254
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,933
But isn't there something
that you can do?
255
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:53,637
Sure. I could present it
to the devil as an offering.
256
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:57,208
Couldn't you do some sort
of special blooper show?
257
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:01,045
Mom, Dad already has
one. It's called Tool Time.
258
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,859
Well, what about
re-editing it, so it works?
259
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:06,284
And what if it doesn't?
Then I disappoint him twice?
260
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:09,053
Well, all I know is we've got
a 14-year-old who's crushed.
261
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,566
Seems to me you should have
thought this through more carefully
262
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:14,491
before you made a
promise you couldn't keep.
263
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,331
Maybe there's something
in it I can use, you know?
264
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,536
(SIGHING)
265
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:33,978
(GROANS)
266
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:37,114
Happy Valentine's
Day, good neighbor.
267
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:40,251
Why don't you just
send a greeting card?
268
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,165
Well, some historians claim
that Valentine's Day can be traced
269
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,201
to the ancient
festival of Lupercalia.
270
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,035
See, in Rome, people
would slap each other
271
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:50,228
using animal pelts,
to heighten fertility.
272
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,797
We used to do
that in high school.
273
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:55,366
Using a wet towel would
just heighten people's voices.
274
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,769
(FAKE GROANING)
275
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,715
It is great fun, I'll tell you.
276
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,384
I bet Jill would love to strike
you with an animal hide.
277
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:05,876
Mmm-hmm. I bet you Mark would
like to take a whack at me himself.
278
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,580
Ah. Yeah. Jill told
me about the video.
279
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,881
I cannot show that
video on Tool Time.
280
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,150
On the other hand, I don't
want to discourage the kid
281
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,086
from doing something
he's passionate about.
282
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,700
So, in the words of the
Anglican leader Lorenzo Dow,
283
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,536
"You're damned if you do,
and you're damned if you don't."
284
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:24,361
You can go back to
your lubrication festival.
285
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,808
Tim, let me ask you something.
286
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,232
When you asked Mark
to create this video,
287
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,245
did you give him
any guidelines? Yeah.
288
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:33,004
I said, it was my show,
my show, my show.
289
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,372
Aha, aha, aha.
290
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,276
Not much to go on, is it?
291
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,657
It's like telling a guy to build
a house without blueprints.
292
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,258
Which is something
you wouldn't do.
293
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,783
I might.
294
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,920
I actually did once. That
house was a disaster.
295
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,733
Yeah. But the ratings
went through the roof,
296
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,122
just like the water heater.
297
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,924
(CHUCKLING)
298
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,539
You know, Tim, Mark has his
own vision and you have yours.
299
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,641
Now, if you want to
hire him for your show,
300
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,732
you've got to
communicate what you want
301
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,000
in an articulate and a
professional manner.
302
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,980
I love articulating. Yeah.
303
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,882
Maybe the two of
you can work together.
304
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,418
They say, sometimes, that
two heads are better than one.
305
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,542
So, you did see the video?
306
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,149
(GROANING)
307
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,988
Hey, Mark. Hey, Brad.
308
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,563
(SIGHING)
309
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,266
Hey, Brad, could
you give us a minute?
310
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,838
Don't worry about it. I
don't feel like talking.
311
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,284
Brad, please. Come on.
312
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,086
Yeah. Is there anything
you want me to get you?
313
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,155
Not now. But come
back in a minute, yeah.
314
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:49,024
I want to talk about your video.
315
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,415
What about it?
316
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,295
Well, I looked at it again. And
it's real creative, you know?
317
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,920
And it shows a lot of humor.
318
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:57,466
Come on. You thought it sucked.
319
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,034
No, I didn't. Not at all.
320
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,703
I mean, when Sparky
was crying there,
321
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:04,094
I got goose bumps. At least I
think that's what those were.
322
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,166
Well, I looked it over again,
and I thought it sucked.
323
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,836
What did you think
was the matter with it?
324
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:14,104
It was just too
flashy and overdone.
325
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,641
It had nothing to
do with your show.
326
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:20,069
That's true. But I think
I know why you did it.
327
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,712
You do?
328
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,159
Yeah. It all comes
back to Tool Time.
329
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,383
It's called "The Lost Episode."
330
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,852
Never heard of it.
331
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:31,689
Hence the name "Lost Episode."
332
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,602
Nobody's seen it. Not even Mom.
333
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,737
When I got out of college,
334
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,505
I was just fresh out of
two film classes, right?
335
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,039
I got my own show,
and I wanted to show off.
336
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,409
You know, my creativity was
just burning through me, right?
337
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,411
So, I did my first episode
about building a table
338
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,802
from the perspective of the saw.
339
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,104
Oh, man.
340
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,918
Yeah, that's what Binford said.
341
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,252
That's what the crowd said.
342
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,376
That's what the saw
blade actually said.
343
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,145
(IMITATING SAW BLADE)
344
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,557
The saw? It talked.
345
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,281
(CHUCKLES)
346
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,295
Binford didn't like it too
much. So, what did they do?
347
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,797
Well, they sat me down and we
had a nice conversation about it.
348
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,432
And they gave me
some directions,
349
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,489
not the dumb
guidelines I gave you.
350
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,369
And I'm thinking
that if we brainstorm
351
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,037
with some of the guys
down at Tool Time,
352
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,539
we could come up with a
great episode for next week.
353
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,274
You're giving me a second
chance? You bet I am.
354
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,609
Come on, this is
about our hot rod.
355
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,611
I'm not just letting
anybody do this.
356
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,646
All right. Let's get
started. All right.
357
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,148
We need some notes first,
on that first scene. You thirsty?
358
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:21,617
Yeah. Hey, Brad,
359
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,922
will you bring down
some root beers, please?
360
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,845
Well, we're just about to
reveal Tim's '46 Ford convertible.
361
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:30,659
Hey, Tim, you want to tell us a
little something about this car?
362
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,916
♪ Why, this car is chopped
363
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,853
♪ It's shaved
364
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,789
♪ It's recessed
365
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:44,061
♪ Why, it's Greased Lightning
366
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:47,731
♪ I love the overhead lifters
And four-barrel quads, oh, yeah
367
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,604
♪ Fuel injection cut-off And
chrome-plated rods, oh, yeah
368
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,686
♪ With a four-speed on the floor
369
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,321
♪ They'll be waiting at the door
370
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,979
♪ You know without a
doubt I'll be really making out
371
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,247
♪ in Greased Lightning
372
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:06,617
♪ Go, go, go Go,
Greased Lightning
373
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,886
♪ You're burning
up the quarter mile
374
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,489
♪ Greased Lightning
Go, Greased Lightning
375
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:12,990
♪ Go, Greased Lightning
376
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,937
♪ You're coasting
through the heat lap trial
377
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,060
♪ Greased Lightning
Go, Greased Lightning
378
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,328
♪ You are supreme
379
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:21,131
♪ The chicks'll dream
of Greased Lightning
380
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,934
♪ Go, go, go
381
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:27,004
♪ I'll have me purple French
tail lights and 30-inch fins, oh, yeah
382
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:32,877
♪ A palomino dashboard
and dual muffler twins, oh, yeah
383
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,691
♪ With new pistons,
plugs and shocks
384
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:38,635
♪ She could beat
the super stocks
385
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:41,129
♪ You know that I ain't bragging
She's a real dragon wagon
386
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:44,488
♪ Greased Lightning Go, go, go
387
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:48,259
♪ Go, Greased Lightning
You're burning up the quarter mile
388
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:50,294
♪ Greased Lightning
Go, Greased Lightning
389
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:51,829
♪ Go, Greased Lightning
390
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,931
♪ You're coasting
through the heat lap trial
391
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,877
♪ Greased Lightning
Go, Greased Lightning
392
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,468
♪ You are supreme
393
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,571
♪ The chicks'll scream
for Greased Lightning
394
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,606
♪ Go, go, go
395
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,833
♪ Go, Greased Lightning
You're burning up the quarter mile
396
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,403
♪ Greased Lightning
Go, Greased Lightning
397
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:33,870
♪ Go, Greased Lightning
398
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:35,850
♪ You're coasting
through the heat lap trial
399
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,954
♪ Greased Lightning
Go, Greased Lightning
400
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,610
♪ You are supreme
401
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:43,347
♪ The chicks'll scream
for Greased Lightning ♪
402
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:21,685
(JILL LAUGHING)
403
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:23,765
Pretty proud of you. It looks
good. Looks great, actually.
404
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,522
Thanks, Dad.
405
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:28,658
Ah. God, it was such a good idea
for you to think of Greased Lightning.
406
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,261
Yeah. Wow. Heidi was great.
407
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,399
What about us?
408
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,101
Oh, you were in it?
409
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,783
By the way, Dad... Nah,
don't even bother thanking me.
410
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,051
It was all you. It
was a good idea.
411
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,887
Actually, I wasn't going
to. I went way over budget.
412
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,845
Can I get reimbursed?
413
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,914
Son, you have a lot to
learn about the film business.
414
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,898
♪ Well, it's got
overhead lifters
415
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,922
♪ And four-barrel
quads, oh, yeah
416
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:04,728
♪ Fuel injection cut-off And
chrome-plated rods, oh, yeah
417
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:08,777
♪ With a four-speed on the floor
418
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,412
♪ They'll be waiting at the door
419
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,903
♪ You know, without a
doubt I'll be really making out
420
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,672
♪ in Greased Lightning
421
00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:17,575
♪ Go, go, go Go,
Greased Lightning
422
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:20,211
♪ You're burning
up the quarter mile
423
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,413
♪ Greased Lightning
Go, Greased Lightning
424
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,880
♪ Go, Greased Lightning
425
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,916
♪ You're coasting
through the heat lap trial
426
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,119
♪ Greased Lightning
Go, Greased Lightning
427
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,319
♪ You are supreme
428
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:32,188
♪ The chicks'll dream
of Greased Lightning
429
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,291
♪ Go, go, go
430
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,995
♪ I'll have me purple French
tail lights and 30-inch fins, oh, yeah
431
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:43,901
♪ A palomino dashboard
and dual muffler twins, oh, yeah
432
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,716
♪ With new pistons,
plugs and shocks
433
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,639
♪ She could beat
the super stocks
434
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,308
♪ You know that I ain't bragging
She's a real dragon wagon
435
00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:55,345
♪ Greased Lightning Go, go, go
436
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:59,716
♪ Go, Greased Lightning You're
burning up the quarter mile ♪
436
00:22:00,305 --> 00:23:00,815
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