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Well, I'm ready for
the big hockey game.
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You can't wear that
shirt. It's all stained.
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Mom, these happen to be the soda
stains from the '97 Stanley Cup finals.
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That's the most disgusting
thing I've ever seen.
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With one possible exception.
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JILL: What are
those? Blood stains?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that's when Yzerman
bounced a puck off of Dad's chin.
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Twice.
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But if anybody deserves to get
hit tonight, it's gotta be Wilson.
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It's his birthday. Remember
that. That's right, yeah.
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Oh, no. I didn't get him
anything. I forgot all about it.
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Don't worry. We're taking
him to the hockey game.
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And I got him
something. A little jersey.
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Look at this. Not bad, eh?
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No, no, no, no. It's
too nice and clean.
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You're gonna have to
rub some nachos on it.
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Nachos aren't right. Mustard
would look good with this.
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And for Wilson,
maybe a Grey Poupon.
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All right, Dad. I'm gonna
go warm up the car.
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Hey, don't forget
the octopi, all right?
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What do you think
I am? An idiot?
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I thought they wouldn't let you
bring those in there anymore.
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The real fan always finds a way.
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Bye. See you, Dad.
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Where are you going?
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Out with Jenny Curtis for pizza.
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I think I got a shot at
being her boyfriend.
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Jenny Curtis. Is
she in your film club?
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That really pretty one that's
president of the honor society?
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Yup. And she's actually thinking
about dating a guy like me.
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What does that
mean? "A guy like you."
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Well, you know, fairly smart,
average-looking, but kind of geeky.
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Your basic five.
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You are not a five!
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You're great-looking, funny,
smart, and you're a ten.
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Mom, I don't want to be a ten.
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Jenny thinks all tens
are pig-headed jerks.
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I'm better off being a five.
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So you're trying to be
geeky, but not too geeky?
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It's a fine line.
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Don't want to forget this.
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Hey, smell my finger.
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WILSON: Oh, Tim,
these are great seats.
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Thanks.
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What a wonderful
birthday present!
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Happy birthday, Wilson.
How old are you now?
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Counting all my
lives, 12,342 years old.
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That doesn't include
the years I was frozen.
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Yeah, lucky me, I sit
behind a human giraffe.
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Brad, I'd be glad
to switch with you.
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Yeah, will you, please?
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All right, come on, hurry up.
There's gonna be a face-off, you guys.
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All right. Did you know that hockey
originated with the Iroquois Indians?
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Their original term for
the game was "hoghee."
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The Iroquois, huh? What did
they use for a puck? Buffalo chips?
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No. In the Iroquois version,
they used actual human skulls.
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Really? No!
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You know, another
interesting fact about hockey...
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Did you realize the
first professional team
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was organized in
Houghton, Michigan, in 1903?
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Don't know. Don't care.
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Time to meet my little friend!
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(WHOOPING)
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Hey, what idiot just threw this?
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It was an accident.
I'm so sorry.
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Oh, oh, it's okay. It's probably
my fault for having my head there.
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Thanks.
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Hey, hey, yo, yo,
yo. Game's this way.
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(BUZZER SOUNDING)
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, Red Wings fans.
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That's the end
of the first period.
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So it's time for our very
special surprise giveaway.
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All right!
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Well, you seem very
excited about this contest.
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Forget the contest. It's
time for the Zamboni.
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And the winning seat is
section 12, row 8, seat 22.
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Shoot.
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It's you.
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Holy Mother Hubbard, it is me!
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We got a winner here, everybody!
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Wait, wait a second. Tim,
this should be your prize.
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You bought the ticket.
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I bought the ticket for
your birthday. It's all yours.
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Well, it should be Brad's.
He gave me his seat.
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Dad, the man's got a point.
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No, whosever butt...
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Whosever butt is in the
seat wins the prize, period.
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Well, I've got an
idea. Let's go halvsies.
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Halvsies?
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Men don't go halvsies. Men
don't even say "halvsies."
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Would the winner
come with me, please?
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TIM: Right here.
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Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me.
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Man, I can't believe this!
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Oh, be happy for him. You
wouldn't want the prize anyway.
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Last game they gave away
a year's supply of pudding.
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I like pudding.
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ANNOUNCER: This is the biggest
giveaway in the history of Joe Louis Arena.
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He's up on the
screen. Wilson Wilson,
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as the one millionth
visitor this season,
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Bay City Motors
would like to present
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you with this check for $10,000!
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Ten thousand dollars.
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That's a lot of pudding.
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Hi. How'd it go with Jenny?
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Terrible.
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Edward Meany was
at the pizza place.
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I think Jenny's
interested in him.
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How come?
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Well, he used to be
a good-looking ten.
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But now he got glasses
and started a ham radio club.
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He's a five. I'm dead.
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Hello, guys. How was the game?
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Well, the Wings
lost. But Wilson won.
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The biggest fan giveaway ever.
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Ten thousand dollars.
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Wilson won $10,000?
That's unbelievable.
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No. You know what's
unbelievable? I paid for the ticket.
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Want to know what's more
unbelievable, is that I gave him my seat.
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He's just gonna
keep all that money?
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Yeah. Because Dad told
him that guys don't split stuff.
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It's when I thought
the prize was pudding!
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I enjoy pudding.
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Look, guys, you know
Wilson needs the money.
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He hasn't painted his house in
years. And he needs a new roof.
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And a new furnace.
Maybe a new hat.
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I bet he spends that money
on something stupid like books.
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Well, hi-ho, Taylors.
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Well, Tim, I walked into my
house and I had a huge epiphany.
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After all that cotton candy, it
was bound to catch up with you.
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No. I was looking at all
my gardening magazines
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and I came up with a great idea
of how to spend my excess wealth.
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Unless, of course, you've
reconsidered. You want to split?
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As a matter of fact, I... No.
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No.
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Happy birthday, Wilson.
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Oh, Jill.
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Make a wish.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yay!
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Oh, oh, oh, thank you.
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So what are you gonna
do with all this money?
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Well, I've decided,
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instead of buying my plants,
I'm gonna grow my own.
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You're gonna grow your own?
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Brad, you can't go
over there anymore.
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Oh, no, no, no. Not
those kind of plants. No.
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All my life I've dreamed
of building a greenhouse
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and now this money
puts me over the top.
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Greenhouse. That's a great idea.
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That is a great idea.
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You know why? Why?
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We're looking for a spring
project on Tool Time.
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We could help you
design it and build it.
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Tim, that would be fantastic!
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Wait. You're gonna spend all
that money on a greenhouse?
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Yes, indeedy. I can
grow anything I want.
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Can you grow pudding?
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Does everybody
know what time it is?
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Tool Time! Tool Time!
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That's right! Binford
Tools is proud to present
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Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Thank you, everybody. Thank
you, Heidi. Welcome to Tool Time.
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I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
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And of course, you all know my
assistant, Al "The Bad Seed" Borland.
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Thank you. Well, today we're
talking about one of the greatest
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pleasures in my
life, horticulture.
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You know, that's
legal in Nevada, baby.
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I'm talking about gardening.
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I'm sure you are.
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Today we're gonna
show you how to put up
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a beautiful garden
greenhouse in your yard.
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And for that we have
a special guest today
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who's embarking
on just such a project.
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He's a good friend and
neighbor of mine, Wilson Wilson.
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Heidi, my neighbor, please.
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Hidey-ho, Tim.
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Well, let's get started.
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Now, the first step in
building a greenhouse
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is to determine site,
size and materials.
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The site will be
Wilson's backyard.
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What I've selected for him is
this pre-fab 7-by-8 unit, right?
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It's got redwood. It's
got fiberglass panels.
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And it'll fit snug up
against his house.
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Well, this is very nice, Tim.
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But I still prefer my original
idea of this Victorian style.
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Well, we already went
over that backstage.
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It's just not good for the
site. It's a little too frou-frou.
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Tim, it's so pretty.
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I rest my case.
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Well, it's more than
pretty. Look at this.
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It's all steel, real glass
windows, wooden frames.
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How big is that
gonna be, Wilson?
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32 by 20, Al.
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It's just too big.
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But, Tim, I'm gonna
need a lot of space.
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I'll be growing
plants and vegetables
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from all my travels
around the world.
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Chinese rhododendron,
Italian bellflowers.
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As nice as the design is,
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it would just take up your
entire backyard, Wilson.
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Yeah. But who needs a backyard when
you're swimming in Japanese gingkoes?
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How true!
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But your neighbor has to look
at this ugly thing though, huh?
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Maybe Wilson could
plant some decorative ivy.
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Mother's always
been partial to vines.
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That's because she
swings from them.
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Folks, whenever you take on a
construction project of this size,
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you want to consult
your neighbor.
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Yes. But Tim, you have never
consulted me at Christmas time
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when you put an entire
amusement park on your roof.
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Those Christmas decorations
that he speaks of are seasonal.
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This freakin' thing
is a nightmare!
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Have you lost your mind?
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Well, we'll find that out right
after these words from Binford.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Wilson, you can't build
this in your backyard.
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There's codes. You
gotta get building permits.
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Actually, as long as he leaves a 5-foot
easement between your properties,
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getting a variance
should be okay.
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I work part-time for
the zoning commission.
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How would you like
to make that full-time?
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I can't let you build this
thing in your backyard.
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Tim, I do not need
your permission.
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And I don't like the attitude.
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And I don't think we need to hear
about it. We're back on the air, guys.
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Well, maybe you
are. But I am not.
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WILSON: Hello and goodbye!
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You can't leave in
the middle of the show.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
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Hey, welcome back, everybody.
Good to have you here.
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Our guest had to leave
quite suddenly. So right now...
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Al, why don't you tell us your
favorite part of gardening?
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Well, I'd have to say it's getting
down and dirty with my hoe.
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(BURPS)
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Mom, when's
dinner? I'm starving.
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Oh, it'll just be a few minutes.
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How's it going?
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Great.
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00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,906
Edward got contact
lenses and a new haircut.
244
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,189
He's really looking good now.
245
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,979
Mark, is there something
we need to talk about?
246
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:32,316
No! No.
247
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:35,519
Edward's back to being a ten, so
Jenny doesn't like him anymore.
248
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,134
And tomorrow night, she's
coming over to study with me.
249
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:41,259
Maybe you should wear
that new cool shirt I got you.
250
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,694
What, are you crazy? That
would make me a seven.
251
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,978
Hi, sweetie. Hi.
252
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,702
I made my hamburger
casserole for dinner tonight.
253
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,238
We got bigger
problems than that.
254
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,053
Did you watch Tool Time today?
255
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,943
Working on the thesis.
256
00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:01,056
Wilson wouldn't
go with our design.
257
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:05,683
Instead, he wants to build some
32-foot Victorian monstrosity in his yard.
258
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:08,419
I swear the guy's gone
construction-crazy.
259
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:12,957
It's funny how you recognize
the symptoms in others.
260
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:15,337
You know, I don't think
you'll find it all that humorous
261
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:19,797
when our yard is invaded by Italian
Harvey Wallbangers and Japanese Pinkos.
262
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,568
So now you're worried
about what he's planting?
263
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:27,938
Not just that. What about the riffraff
that a big greenhouse is gonna attract?
264
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,640
What riffraff?
265
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,375
Botanist. Hello!
266
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,179
If you're so worried about this,
267
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,892
why don't you just go
outside and talk to Wilson?
268
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:40,784
I tried to talk to him at work
and he just ran off the set.
269
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,888
Well, you know, it's
Wilson's property.
270
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,901
Ultimately, if he wants
to build this thing,
271
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,370
I don't think there's
much you can do about it.
272
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,060
Oh, really?
273
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,929
I tell you one thing, when I
jumpstart this brain, I can do anything.
274
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,801
So 100 years from
now, Wilson's got trouble.
275
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,474
I'm really glad you
decided to study with me.
276
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,077
I love history. Why
don't you quiz me?
277
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,779
Okay. Who won the
Battle of the Bulge?
278
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,382
Oprah.
279
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,729
The Allies defeated
the Germans in Belgium.
280
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,753
You're right. You're very smart.
281
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:19,101
Well, I'm not that smart.
282
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,860
Well, you know, on a scale
of one to ten, I'm about a five.
283
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,763
I love a five.
284
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,432
Is it hot in here?
285
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,135
Did you want to take a break?
286
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,536
Go sit outside?
287
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,139
It's cold out here.
288
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,785
You want to go back inside?
289
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,276
No. I'm okay.
290
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:42,846
I wonder how they kept
warm during World War II?
291
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:48,686
You know, interesting
you should say that,
292
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:52,723
because their uniforms were
actually made out of a heavy-duty wool.
293
00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:58,796
WILSON: Tim! What?
294
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,231
Jenny, I'm sorry.
295
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,166
I'd better go.
296
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,604
Goodbye, five, hello, two.
297
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:11,909
Dad, I just stuck my
nose in Jenny's eye.
298
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,181
Chicks dig that.
299
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,954
Tim, what in the Sam Hill
are those lights all about?
300
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,889
What lights?
301
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,769
Those blinding
towers of halogen.
302
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,594
Oh, those. I just
got them from work.
303
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,173
I'm trying a new
security-lighting system.
304
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:34,517
You know darn well they'll
screw up my botany experiments.
305
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,335
Will they?
306
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,070
Constant light causes
photoperiodism.
307
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:43,941
My plants need 12 hours of
darkness to flower properly!
308
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,543
Do they?
309
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:50,214
I cannot believe you are being
so petty about this greenhouse.
310
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,549
The design was bogus
and overdone. Even that...
311
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,551
Even that drawing was a joke.
312
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,420
The drawing was a joke? Yes!
313
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,657
No, no, no, Tim. You, those
ridiculous lights, that is the joke!
314
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,158
Well, I'm sorry
you feel that way.
315
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,105
But this is my yard and I
can put up any lights I want.
316
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,373
And this is my property. I'll
put up a ten-foot aluminum wall.
317
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:06,975
It will reflect the
light back at you.
318
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,210
There are zoning laws, you know!
319
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:09,867
Then I'll get a variance.
320
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:12,047
Then I'll get a variance to make
my lights even higher and brighter.
321
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:13,782
Well, then I'll get another variance
to make my wall even higher.
322
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,017
Well, I guess we
got a lot of work to do!
323
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,521
Fine! Fine!
324
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,481
Hello! Is anybody home?
325
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,550
(SCREAMS)
326
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,718
What the...?
327
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,864
TIM: I guess they work, huh?
328
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,554
Tim?
329
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,190
I'm over here.
330
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,594
What is this? What
are you doing?
331
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,398
I'm adding to my arsenal.
Bigger, brighter, better.
332
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,567
This is insane. When
is this idiocy gonna end?
333
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,336
When Wilson grows up.
334
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:50,708
Wilson is your best friend. If you
keep this up, you're gonna lose him.
335
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,896
So I'll get another best friend.
336
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:57,548
I'll call Al. Maybe he knows
someone who'll be my best friend.
337
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:01,485
So you think it's gonna be
that easy to replace Wilson?
338
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,465
You talk to him
about everything.
339
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:07,325
Whenever we have a fight,
you go outside. You start...
340
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,107
How far did you say this
greenhouse was gonna extend?
341
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,831
Right over to the fence.
342
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,860
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
343
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,136
What's that supposed to mean?
344
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,139
I get the feeling if Wilson
didn't live next-door,
345
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,575
I'd be the only one
taking out the garbage.
346
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,511
Uh?
347
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:31,348
Come on, honey, we both know why
you don't want this greenhouse to happen.
348
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,250
It's ugly. Tim...
349
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:34,519
It's a Victorian monstrosity.
350
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,653
Tim...
351
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,489
It's too big. Honey!
352
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,537
It fills up the whole yard. I won't
be able to go out and talk to Wilson.
353
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,360
Exactly.
354
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:46,730
I really like to be able to go out to
the fence and talk to my friend Wilson.
355
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,645
You know, he's really
good with aluminum.
356
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,950
You gotta give
him that, you know?
357
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,377
Wilson, you're not gonna
need those panels anymore.
358
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:02,380
Why? You planning
an airborne assault?
359
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:06,216
I'm taking down the lights.
360
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,385
You're taking down the lights?
361
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,554
Yes. It's your property.
362
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:14,157
If you want to, you can load it up
with Japanese geishas. I don't care.
363
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:19,430
You're tunneling in, aren't you?
364
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,733
You know, this isn't about
building a greenhouse.
365
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,446
Well, then what's it about, Tim?
366
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:27,371
It's so... It would... It
came all the way to...
367
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,774
I would not... I... I really...
There's... It's hard...
368
00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:34,578
I come out... I like
coming to the fence.
369
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:38,215
To articulate the deep feelings you
find difficult to communicate to other men.
370
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,349
Yes!
371
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:46,189
You know, Tim, if I build this
greenhouse the way I intended,
372
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:47,870
you'd have to come
around the house,
373
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,005
knock on the door
if you wanted to talk.
374
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:53,764
I could do that. I could just call
you on the phone if I wanted to.
375
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,066
I could get a computer.
We could e-mail.
376
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,801
Yeah. Yeah. We could do that.
377
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,582
Yeah. You want to do that?
378
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,305
Nah! Nah!
379
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:02,718
You know, Tim,
to tell you the truth,
380
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,352
I rather enjoy being
able to come out here
381
00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:07,077
and extemporaneously
converse with you.
382
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,980
Not me. I just like
shooting the breeze.
383
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:16,887
You know, I know I was being
stubborn about this greenhouse, but
384
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,489
there was a reason.
385
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,058
I know. Christmas, '85,
386
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:23,728
I shot the Lamb of God right
through your living room window.
387
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,028
No. No.
388
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,501
Well, what was the reason then?
389
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,080
You know, when
my wife was alive,
390
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:35,238
we always dreamed of
having our own greenhouse
391
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:38,948
where we could grow the
plants we saw all over the world.
392
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,781
So you wanted to build
this in honor of Katherine?
393
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,751
Yeah. She drew that sketch.
394
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:50,721
The one I called stupid.
395
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,088
Yes.
396
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,602
I feel terrible. I
wouldn't... I'm sorry.
397
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,226
Why didn't you
just tell me this?
398
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:59,296
Well, Tim, sometimes it's difficult
for me to talk about my past.
399
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:02,600
I guess you and I just weren't
in the backyard at the right time.
400
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,315
I don't want you to give up
building the greenhouse now.
401
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,682
Well, I don't want
to give it up, either.
402
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,651
But I'm gonna move
it to the side yard.
403
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:10,885
You don't have
enough room over there.
404
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,809
So I'll scale her down.
405
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,847
There's good afternoon sun over
there. I can grow some orchids.
406
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,395
I'd still like to
help you build it.
407
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,884
Great. All right!
408
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,387
Well, I'd better get these
lights down and back.
409
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,722
Tool Time set's kind
of dark without them.
410
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,625
You need some help?
411
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:29,960
No, I'll get them...
412
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,662
Hey!
413
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,930
Are any of those
reflectors parabolic?
414
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,099
Well, yes. Why?
415
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:39,370
I've got an idea of some fun we
can have a little later on tonight.
416
00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,956
Hey, good morning, Wilson.
417
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,658
Well, hidey-ho, Tim.
418
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,995
I'm really glad we
worked things out.
419
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,864
Yes, indeedy. Now we can
come out here and talk all we want.
420
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,667
Yeah. Come out here
and talk all we want.
421
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,370
(SIGHS)
422
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:15,339
So, Tim, is something
on your mind?
423
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,309
No, not really.
424
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,644
Maybe you had a quote or an
anecdote you want to share?
425
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,312
No, not a one.
426
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,750
Well, maybe this situation will
427
00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:29,319
remind you of a story
or someone you met.
428
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:30,687
Nothing comes to mind.
429
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:31,955
No?
430
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,224
(YAWNS)
431
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,992
Well, all right then.
432
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,028
Just take out the garbage.
433
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:41,799
Yeah. I'll go back to grooming
my squirrels for St. Paddy's Day.
434
00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:46,736
Hey, later on, you want to
go moon Borland with me?
435
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,205
I'm there!
436
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,945
Hi-ho, Tim. Hey, Wilson.
437
00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:56,458
Greetings, Al. Greetings.
438
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,917
Well, let's get down to
it. Now, the first step in...
439
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,088
I really wanted to go out to...
440
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:10,094
I'd be taking out the
garbage all the time.
441
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,162
Uh?
442
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:14,698
Come on, honey. You both...
443
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:17,167
Sorry.
443
00:22:18,305 --> 00:23:18,552
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