Nice day for a Tsunami.
Too nice.
Why here?
The water demon will need a palace
from which to rule her new undersea kingdom.
Here she comes, uncle.
Bai tza.
Uncle: Jackie, take the gourd.
I will prepare the chi spell.
Right... wah!
Jade?
Uh, no. I'm a moose.
Marlon moose.
Jade, you were supposed to wait back at section 13.
(Scoffs) I've been at every demon send-off so far.
Did you really think I was gonna sit out the last one?
Besides, then we can sell our story to reality TV.
Shall I turn back?
No. Please, just keep out of harm's way.
(Chanting)
The chi wizard!
No!
Ooh, fish fry. Yah!
Jade!
Jackie!
Uncle, we have to get Jade!
You have to re-open the portal!
The chi spell has sealed the portal,
like it has sealed all the others...
Forever.
(Hiss)
Uh-uh-uh.
Uhh! Uhh!
Uhh! Hurry, uncle! We must fly to Rome.
Jade is not in Rome, Jackie.
She is trapped in the demon netherworld.
Oh, why couldn't it have been me?
Aah!
There must be something we can do, uncle!
A counter spell! A stronger spell!
Some way to... ow!
I cannot think with all your noise.
The eighth door.
Uncle?
We have permanently sealed
7 portals belonging to 7 demon sorcerers,
but not the one belonging to shendu.
It is Jade's only hope of escape
from the demon realm.
But how do we find shendu's door?
There is only one way.
The pan ku box.
But shendu has it. How do we find him?
Our hideout!
It's the helms fish cannery!
Oh.
Uncle: Quickly. We must find the eighth door
before the demons find Jade.
Jade: "The demon netherworld:
"Where demon sorcerers go when they've been bad,
where no human has gone before... Until now."
My ratings will be huge!
(Sighs) If I ever find a way out of here.
Uhh! Long way down.
Whoa!
Whoa.
We have liftoff.
(Snoring)
Hsi wu: Sister po!
Uh-oh.
Sister po!
(Snorts) Hmm? Dinner time?
Meeting time.
Our sister bai has returned.
I see.
Well, perhaps she brought hors d'oeuvres.
Mmm, I love the taste of humans.
Oh, boy.
Over here!
Double oh, boy.
Shendu: You may take your leave, hak foo.
Valmont's voice: I order you to stay!
Shendu's voice: Leave!
Valmont: Stay!
Shendu: Leave! - Valmont: Stay!
Shendu: Your ruffian has outlasted
his usefulness to me, valmont.
Get rid of him.
Valmont: And be left alone with you?
I think not, shendu.
On the contrary, the both of you...
Are far from alone.
Shendu: Brothers and sisters,
so good to see you.
Your sentiment will quickly subside, shendu...
Once your punishment is underway.
P-p-punishment?
Before I've finished securing your release?
And how do you plan to do that
with all of our portals permanently sealed?
Yeah. How?
Why, through my portal, dear sister.
The eighth portal?
It remains unsealed.
All I need do is unlock it
with the pan ku box,
a task for which I have retained the services
of a mortal servant,
who may touch good magic.
Grr.
What is mine is yours, demon brethren.
Uhh... Uhh.
Uhh.
Uhh!
What in the netherworld is wrong with you, po Kong?
Uhh... Itch. Cannot reach.
Hsi wu, scratch your sister's back
so we may get on with our meeting.
Uhh. There's a lot of back.
Could take a while.
So, you want a back scratcher?
Ahhh...
It passed.
Now, about the eighth door, shendu.
It is the portal of your banishment.
Only you may pass through it.
That once was true, bai tza,
but now that I am a spirit,
my portal is vacant...
Waiting to be filled by others.
You mean another.
Only one may pass through each portal.
That is the rule.
Do you think I have been dallying here?
I have discovered a spell
which will keep the portal open
until the last of you is freed.
In fact, I was just preparing to journey to it
when you called.
Hak foo...
Bring me...
The pan ku box!
Shark snatches bait!
Bai tza: What shark?
Xiao fung: What is he talking about?
Jackie!
Shendu, what is happening?
Uh, hak foo always sounds the gong as we take our leave,
which reminds me...
See you all at my portal!
Shendu!
Can he be trusted?
Of course not!
Yet we have no other options.
But all of eternity to punish him
should he again deceive us.
Hsi wu: Then let us go to the eighth door.
Yes... Let's.
Hyah! Hyah!
Ohh... Ohh!
Why the interest in the box, chan?
You have sealed the portals.
I want a keepsake of our time together.
Hyah!
Uhh!
Unh!
Jackie: Uhh!
Buffalo tramples field mouse!
(Hisses)
You want the box, shendu?
It's yours!
Aah!
Uhh!
(Groans)
Angry crow takes...
Unh! (Sighs)
What is taking so long?!
Let's go.
Uncle: In ancient times,
shendu ruled what is now China.
I'm betting that that is where we will find his portal.
But even if we are able to make this box
provide the portal's location,
how will Jade find it from the demon side?
With proper guidance.
That is why I have brought research.
Ohh, nothing.
Ahh...
Jade is good at puzzles.
She could figure it out...
If she were here.
Uhh.
(Sighs)
I thought this rock looked familiar.
I'm going 'round in circles!
Valmont: And we are on our way to China why?
Chan has stolen the pan ku box.
Clearly, he wants to find my portal so he can seal it.
Now why would chan go to all the trouble
if he knows you don't need the portal to pass between the realms?
For good measure, I suppose.
Meanwhile, my brothers and sisters
are expecting me to open my door and free them.
I brought your spell book.
You brought the phone book, you simpleton!
I was bluffing!
So there is no way to free all of them.
Of course there is!
I... Just need to find it...
That's all.
Uncle: Hotcha!
Uncle?
He is in a trance.
He's looking for Jade.
Day number...
Ohh, I haven't the foggiest.
The good news: The demons have left
to find the eighth portal.
The bad news: I lost their trail.
Jackie, toru, uncle.
I may never see you again,
but in case you ever find this footage,
edit this mushy part out before you sell it to a TV show.
Just want you all to know I miss you.
I even miss uncle's garlic breath.
Jade!
Aah!
Uncle? How did you...
Not important,
and garlic is good for you!
Are you ok?
(Scoffs) Just lost.
Listen closely.
We are trying to find the eighth door.
Shendu's door!
You know about that?
The demons are looking for it, too.
Shendu told them he's gonna open it up
so they can all break out.
(Gasps) Shendu deceives them.
Only one being can now exit through that portal,
and that being must be you.
So how do I find the portal, uncle?
When I know where it is, I will lead you there myself.
Go, uncle.
One more thing: I cannot know where it is
unless I know how the pan ku box works.
Jackie said you are good with puzzles.
Hmm...
Those little lines on the pan ku box!
The tri-grams?
Yeah, those!
Tell Jackie the tri-grams must be the key!
I will do that, Jade!
Time flies
when you're waiting for a cell door to open.
Where's my camera?
Oh, Jade...
Say "chi spell."
Uhh!
The tri-grams must be the key.
What could Jade mean?
Shendu's tri-gram representing "fire"
is a broken line between 2 solid lines.
The tri-grams could be a morse code.
Or the combination to a lock.
If a solid line is a half turn...
And the broken lines are quarter turns...
(Sighs)
Um, perhaps the unbroken lines
tell us to turn it the long way?
Half...
Quarter...
Half...
Jade knows her puzzles.
And I know my demons!
Shendu's portal is in Hong Kong.
Jackie: Nothing yet, uncle.
According to the pan ku box,
the eighth door should lie just beyond this tunnel.
Oh! It is near!
You have to be kidding.
It is as if Jade herself guided us here.
Jackie: Hong Kong moose world.
Uncle: I will alert Jade.
Hsi wu: Brothers and sisters,
I bring you the mortal called...
Jade!
Mmm, yummy!
Uh...
If you think you're all getting out,
well, I hate to break it to ya,
but shendu's lying.
Only one of you can go through the portal.
End of story.
How do you know?
Uncle told me.
The chi wizard?
So shendu did deceive us.
There's a surprise.
So, uh...
Which one of you is it gonna be?
Surely there must be a simple way to resolve this.
Like what, alphabetical order?
Jade awaits us!
We must open the portal immediately!
Shendu: So that is why you wanted the box!
Well, I assure you, chan, the only thing emerging from my portal...
Will be a demon.
Hyah!
Gorilla grip!
Unh!
Jackie!
There is more than one way to skin a cat!
And 2 ways to open a portal!
(Chanting)
The symbol of the immortal who defeated me!
Sword slays dragon.
Aah!
Brothers and sisters!
Bai tza: The portal!
Every demon for himself!
Unh!
Age before beauty.
Unh!
Hsi wu?
One goes through, that's the rule.
No!
Uhh!
Uhh! Jade!
Did you miss me?
Not at all.
Uncle: Jade.
Dai gui: That is number eight.
Tso LAN: Which would make us fresh out of portals.
Hsi wu: Say, "chi spell."
Perhaps we should seek a tear
in the time-space continuum?
All 8 portals are finally sealed...
Forever!
Whippee!
He's gone! He's gone, gone, gone!
I've got my body back,
♪ la Dee da Dee da ♪
♪ Boom-shaka-laka-laka, boom-shaka-laka-laka ♪
♪ Oh, I've got my body back ♪
Can we, Jackie?
We're not really...
You're kind of early, but...
Awww...
(like bullwinkle) Welcome to moose world!
Hyuk!
Through. The portal we go.
Yay!
It's gone. I've got my body back! (Cheers)
Hey Jackie, do you play an instrument?
Yes, I do. Harmonica,
when I was very, very young...
And also I know how to play...
Chinese guitar.
(Humming)
But now I forget.
But I do sing.
Yeah... Actually, I'm a pretty good singer.