Jade: Help!
Jackie, can't hang on!
Need... Food.
You are not starving to death, Jade.
You could have some of uncle's mung beans.
I'll never be that hungry.
Unh! Tohru went to get dinner forever ago.
What, did he get attacked by ninjas or something?
(Chanting)
(Gasps)
(Chanting)
(Tohru roars)
Ayah!
Tohru, no! He is a holy man!
(Whimpers)
Heh. Welcome to uncle's rare finds.
Kindly forgive the brutish behavior of my apprentice.
He offers you his meal as an apology.
(Slurping)
Ooh, we would never eat his food.
You do not like mushu?
We monks of the Ben shui order
have followed signs and omens
to this place in search of the chosen one.
Haven't seen him. You?
Wha... Hey!
Accept this offering, o chosen one.
But he can't be your leader.
He's our tohru.
The chosen one has lived a thousand lifetimes.
When one life has run its course,
the chosen one's life energy... his chi...
Returns in a new vessel.
That's why tohru's so big.
All that extra chi.
Why did you not tell me you were a leader of holy men?
I did not know.
No doubt it is due to my good influence.
Come. We must journey
to our temple in Bhutan,
where the high mystic
will awaken your chi.
You're leaving now?
The chosen one's chi
is vulnerable while it sleeps.
If the dark forces were to destroy him now...
Destroy?
Let 'em try.
Big t can take care of himself.
(All gasp) Oh, no, no, no.
The chosen one is a being of peace,
not of war.
It is foretold that a champion
will come forward to defend him.
Huh?
Uh, so, uh,
what sort of dark forces are we talking about?
The Ben shui have located the chosen one.
I, tao LAN wong, cannot allow
his chi to be awakened,
for evil must prevail.
Dark chi must reign!
Gon! Chui! Ran!
Seek out the chosen one and annihilate him!
All: Ohh!
The chosen one is a river of enlightenment,
not a beast of burden.
Ahh.
The champion will serve.
Huh? Unh! Uhh! Oof!
Behold, chosen one... But-
Your sacred garments.
Silk. Very chic.
I am losing my assistant shopkeeper.
Jackie will just have to help more around the shop.
Come, you will both serve. the chosen one well.
Uh, serve?
Really, this is not necessary.
Ohh! The chosen one's glory
must be celebrated, not concealed.
Tch! So those dark forces can find him?
Unh! Ohh! Argh!
Rise, champion.
Our temple is still many miles away.
(Yawns)
Ohh! The chosen one requires rest.
We will stop for the night.
Grr.
Uncle is too old for this.
Tch! I'm too old for this.
Let's just try to make the best of... oh!
When the chosen one sleeps well,
everyone is rested.
(All grumbling)
(Snoring and wheezing)
Ohh.
Ooh... Tohru, uncle has the willies.
Willies?
Dark chi must be near.
How near?
Ohh!
Whoa! Freaky eyes.
A dark chi warrior!
Chi master fung warned me of such dark entities.
Uh-uh-uh!
The chosen one is a being of peace.
Ohh.
Pillow fight... unh!
You are too young to wage battle
with the forces of darkness!
Aww!
One more thing...
Both warrior and weapon share the same dark chi.
They function as one.
How nice for them.
Gone! Jackie, you smoked him!
This was but a test.
And Jackie aced it, right?
Hmm, let us say
more extreme challenges lie ahead.
Tohru: Not anymore.
We are going home.
I do not want anyone to be hurt
on my behalf.
Ohh! Such selflessness
in the face of danger!
There can be no doubt.
He is the chosen one!
Auughh.
Jade: Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Patience.
Before the chosen one reaches our temple,
he must greet his worshippers.
Worshippers?
Man: It's the chosen one!
Woman: Look, it's him!
(All calling out)
W-what do they want?
To bask in your glory.
Villagers, chanting: Chosen one!
Chosen one!
Ohh! Where did he go?
Ohh! The chosen one has vanished!
Tohru!
Ow!
You are a lousy champion!
You let the chosen one out of your sight!
We must find him.
Who knows. what the dark forces intend to do?
Tohru? Tohruuu!
Big t, where are you?
Dark forces, huh?
Ahem!
(Imitating monk) The chosen one is a cleanser of souls,
not a washer of dishes.
(Sighs) But I do not want to be the chosen one.
Tch! Why not? You have your own personal champion
and servants who wait on you hand and foot.
I am not accustomed to such treatment, Jade.
I enjoy serving people,
especially those I like.
Well, maybe washing dishes
isn't the only way to help.
Did you see how happy you made those villagers?
The chosen one serves, too,
in a... Different kind of way.
Ohh, perhaps you are right.
Good, 'cause you missed a spot.
You are so fired.
Jackie? Uncle? I've found...
Trouble.
Dark chi guy brought some freaky-eyed friends.
Let's take 'em.
But the chosen one is not allowed to fight.
Eh! Nobody's lookin'.
Ohh!
Wah!
Bah!
Hyah!
You are still too young!
Ohh...
Chopped salad.
You're fixing a snack?
How can uncle cast a chi spell
without the ingredients?
Ooh, you better get cooking!
Huh!
Daaaah!
Huh?
(Both chanting)
Ohh.
We really smoked 'em this time. Right, uncle?
My disappearing spell is only temporary.
Our temple is near.
The chosen one will be safe
once the high mystic awakens his chi.
So, a champion is not enough for the chosen one.
He brings his own chi wizard as well.
Then it will take a chi wizard
to beat a chi wizard.
Do not worry, champion.
Good chi protects our temple.
The dark entities cannot enter from outside.
Greetings, friend.
Are you prepared to accept your destiny?
(Chanting) Chosen one. Chosen one.
I am.
Then let us begin the awakening ceremony.
Ah... Mmm...
When you awaken from this trance,
your chi will awaken as well.
You will remember your thousand lifetimes
and lead us once again.
(Chanting)
(All chanting)
(Chanting)
Ooh, the willies.
(Gasps)
The dark warriors!
But I thought the dark entities
could not enter from outside.
A dark chi trick.
They were summoned from within the temple.
If the dark ones destroy the vessel,
the chosen one's chi will be lost forever!
(Gasps) And we'll lose tohru forever.
Destroy the chosen one!
Unh! Ha! Unh! Ha!
Step aside, wizard!
Your tepid spells cannot stop me.
Be warned.
I was a student of chi master fung.
And I am tao LAN wong,
the dark master who defeated fung.
(Gasps) You will pay for that!
(Chants)
Hyah! Nyuh! Uhh!
Mine!
Yours.
(All chant)
Ooh...
How did you do that?
Master fung taught me well.
How long is this ritual?!
This walking stick belonged to the previous chosen one,
the yak Shepherd chop yep. It will help you.
How?
It is full of his good chi.
Use your chi to control it.
How?!
Heh. I have a stick.
Doh! Uhh! Oh! Ooh!
A very good stick.
If it works for them...
Yes!
No! Ohh!
(Gasps)
Stop!
Whoa.
Waah! Hyah!
Cool.
There goes my chi.
No! Leave him alone!
(Chanting)
Huh?
No.
(Grunts)
The awakening is complete, great leader.
Your memories have been restored.
They have?
You do not remember your thousand lifetimes?
Mm-mmm.
Not even your once trusty walking stick
or your most favorite yak?
Mmm... I am sorry.
No.
He is not the chosen one.
I am not?
I am not!
Guess what that means?
(Tohru growls)
Rahhrrrr!
When the true chosen one is found,
I shall return.
That is what you think!
Ow!
Yaaah!
Go, uncle.
Now your temple is safe.
Tao long and his dark warriors
may not enter again.
Duh! Grr...
Gyuh... Gyuh!
I insist.
Um, my apologies about the mix-up.
The chosen one will be found
when the time is right.
Go in peace, friend.
Could it be that you found the right place,
but the wrong vessel?
Did you see how the girl child
wielded the chosen one's walking stick?
It is as if her chi and his were one.
Perhaps we should see if she remembers the yak.
Hey, Jackie.
Yes?
Are the characters in the show
based on people you know?
I think, yes.
When I look at the uncle,
the way he speak, "ooh, ooh, ooh."
Half like my father, half like my manager.
Jade, yes. So many young girls like the niece.
Of course, not the bad guy. The shadowkhan.
He's got... that's... That's... you make somebody.
Tohru?
One of my stunt guys.
The character of myself, sometimes very comedy,
sometimes very serious.
That's me.