Hey, mahoney, what is that?
Some kind of monkey puppet.
"To free me of glitches
"and put you in stitches,
"this merry ape begs
pull my leg."
(Evil laugh)
The monkey king is back!
Mucho thanko for the leggo yanko.
Mahoney?
Wax him up once a week to keep his shine up.
Now tell me,
man to mandrill,
know where I can find these two?
Who are they?
(Manic cry)
They are the ones who chucked me back to woodville
and tried to cement my fate.
Me,
the maharaja of monkeyshines!
But the last laugh will be on them...
'Cause it's payback time!
(Evil laugh)
Uncle: A little bit more to the left, tohru.
Now raise your right leg.
Hot-cha!
Uncle has reception!
The monkey talisman.
Its power.
You destroyed the talismans.
Now let us hope this locator spell
will reveal the whereabouts
of the animal who possesses this power,
before the forces of darkness can find it.
(Chanting)
Aha!
The signal is strong.
Hmm...
Interference.
Tohru!
I have not moved, sensei.
What?
Whoa!
Daolon wong!
(Hisses) You are in my soup!
Our locator spells have intersected.
I will seize control of the chi waves, novice.
My power is far greater than...
Eeeeeeee!
One more thing:
(Blows raspberry)
One more thing:
(Blows raspberry) One more thing:
Urghhh!
I have blocked daolon wong's access to our chi wavelength,
but I do not know for how long.
Hopefully long enough for us to beat daolon to...
Hawaii?
That is where we will find the noble monkey
who now holds the power of shapeshifting.
Uncle: We must leave immediately!
(Straining) Shall I stay and watch the shop?
Sensei?
( Helmut and ulf theme àplaying)
(Humming)
(Groans)
Uhh!
Uuuuhhhh!
Sumo, ho!
(Gasps) Not you again.
Tell me where your pals are, puny,
or I'll harpoon a whale!
Uh, they're gone, uh, far away.
How far?
They did not say.
(Imitates buzzer) Wrong answer!
(Gong)
(Laughs) That was not funny.
Huh? I don't amuse you?
Not funny? Not funny?
I'm the grand pooh-bah of ha-ha!
Tell me where I can find your pals,
or I'll show you "not funny."
Nurse.
Oh, please,
anything but that.
No, no, no, no!
No!
(Crazed laughter)
Uncle,
I am beginning to feel foolish.
Monkeys are not even indigenous to Hawaii.
And if the monkey has the shapeshifter power,
how do we know it's even a monkey anymore?
Why do you both question uncle?!
To find the monkey in any shape or form,
you must feel the power within the peel.
But I do not feel any powerrrr...
Brakes!
Hello.
Status report?
I do not think he is a monkey.
Ahem. I am ambassador shimizu of Japan.
(Monkey squeaks)
This is a monkey.
Cute!
Thank the nice man for the banana, haiku.
(Belches)
Uh, Mr. ambassador, sir,
it is, uh, vital that we take possession of your pet.
What? Haiku is a very rare breed from hokkaido.
Mm-hmm. Noble.
Uh, yes, uh,
that is why some very bad men are after him.
Jackie!
(Gasps)
Aiyaa!
Who ate my locator spell?!
Oh.
Wha?
Did we say monkey? We meant pigeon.
Oh!
Jackie!
Monkey's flying away!
Haiku?
How will we know which one is haiku?
Duh.
(Kissing)
Birdy want a banana?
Got you!
Whoa!
Got...
(chuckles) Hello.
Jackie, I had him eating out of my hand.
Ee! Ow! Oh!
Oh! Ee! Oh!
Don't take it personally.
Haiku doesn't know you're trying to help.
No offense...
Ow!...Taken
perhaps we should find a way to communicate with the beast.
How? Haiku doesn't speak English,
and we don't speak monkey.
No problem!
I just happen to be bilingual!
(Evil laugh)
Nice chimp,
but why settle for second banana when...
The king is back!
(Imitating Elvis) ♪ uh-huh ♪
Thank you very much.
Monkey talisman and monkey king?
Co-inki-dink?
(Gasps)
Forget monkey king.
We must catch monkey magic before daolon wong does.
♪ Uh-huh ♪
Oh!
Leaving so soon?
(Chuckles) How have you been, uh, Mr. king?
And how did you know where to find us?
Let's just say someone you know ratted you out.
Uhh! Aah!
Stop! Stop! Oh!
Please! Please! Make it stop!
Um, and you went to all the trouble to see us... Why?
Let's see, maybe,
oh, a little something I like to call...
Revenge!
So, you want a piece of uncle?
Haiku.
Come here, boy. Come on.
(Gasps)
(Tires screech)
Ohh!
Where's a banana when you need one?
(Chanting)
Huh?
(Hums Beethoven's 5th death knocking Melody)
Uhh! Uhh! No! Uhh!
Dwaaah!
Uhh!
Uh, you know, uh,
this isn't a very humorous revenge for "the king of comedy."
Sweet simpering simian!
You have a point!
We're going to laugh it up at a luau.
Ahem!
For the main course...
Hams a la chan!
(Imitating Groucho Marx) With a little tenderizer for the old bird, of course.
And for the entertainment...
My tribute-to-pele fire dance.
(Chanting in native language)
Uh...
It's all right, folks.
All part of the show.
(Chanting)
Get 'em while they're hot!
Haiku.
(Blowing)
Ole!
(Groaning)
And aloha, chuckles.
Oop!
(All gasp)
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hang on, uncs! Uhh!
Jade! The monkey!
Right!
(All gasp)
(Applause)
(Spits)
Where's the little matador?
Bingo!
But who's bongo?
Uh...
Mahalo. And...
don't forget to tip your waitresses.
(Gasps)
Time I buried you in cement!
(Gasps)
(Roar)
(Cheers and applause)
That upstart's stealing my shtick!
Aw, he's nothing, folks.
If you want entertainment, get a load of me!
I do animals, too.
(Whinnies)
Ta-da!
(Chirping)
Wise guy!
(Cheers and applause)
Jade.
(tarzan yell)
(Gasps) (Gasps)
Sorry, gang,
but before I destroy you,
I'm going to destroy the thing you love most!
(Evil laugh)
Anchors aweigh!
Monkeys can't swim, can they?
(Evil laugh)
Wait here!
I'm sorry. I'll bring it back.
Thank you!
Sayonara, sea monkey.
(Cheers)
Release him!
Monkey king: Go fish!
Hey!
That was a figure of speech!
Uhh!
Uuuhhhhh!
Chim-chim's got a hot date,
and you've got a burial at sea!
(Evil laugh)
Ooohhh! Oh!
Bad wave! Bad wave! Bad wave! Bad waaaavvve!
Rad!
(Groans)
Cowabunga.
Where's haiku?
Jade: The kilauea volcano.
Uh-oh. My simian senses are tingling.
We want our monkey, monkey.
Oh, it's all about him, isn't it?!
You think he's funnier than me, don't you?
Uh, of course not.
Everyone knows that the monkey king
is the funniest ape of all.
I do not think he's so funny.
Well, you'll really love my weird sense of humor
when you and monkeyboy are swimming in lava,
'cause I'm going to make kilauea blow sky-high.
The monkey king cannot activate volcanoes.
Just watch me, gramps.
I know a family recipe.
"Magic monkey syrup, pure cane sugar,
"one carton of aged goat milk..." yeech!
"An untuned Hawaiian guitar,
"a fine-tuned tuning fork,
a tuna on rye, hold the Mayo..."
talismon power, be mine!
Paws off the fur, Shakespeare!
I'm busy here!
Huh?
Ah...
That is the monkey I seek.
Soon to be monkey toast,
along with his pals.
Jackie!
Give me that!
And to the winner...
Uhh!
And to the loser...
Uhh!
Never thought I'd be rooting for daolon wong over anybody.
Come on!
All: Oh!
On second thought, go, monkey king.
Monkey king?
(Groaning)
Ah, I should have recognized the antics
of the the famed prankster puppet made flesh.
And I've got a payback gig
with an exploding volcano finale that you're messing up!
So why do I see no lava? Ha ha!
(Mumbling)
(Gasp)
I'm still 3 pounds of wood short of a gusher!
Then for your lousy spellmaking,
you shall return to wood.
Everybody's a critic!
Come on, buddy. Say something, pal.
Anything.
Get your hand out of my shirt, Mac.
And now, the shapeshifter power.
(Chanting)
All: Whoa!
(Groaning)
Uhh!
The puppet.
3 pounds of wood!
Jackie: Giddy-up!
Whoa!
Uncle: Hot-cha!
Cha is not so hot.
Ptaah!
Cherry gelatin?
It's not banana flavored, but I think it'll do.
Well, grab some to go.
We have to get him back to section 13.
Jackie: It looks like the last laugh is on the monkey king.
Hey, Jackie. Yes?
Was it hard to learn English?
Yes! Very, very difficult.
I learned from TV, news, and documentaries.
Word by word, just like a puzzle.
Now I... I know perfect cantonese, of course, my mother's language,
mandarin, Chinese, shandonese,
ok English, Korean, Japanese.
You have to know more, not just one language.
Not enough. You have to learn second language.
You're proud of yourself.
Remember, learn more language.