According to our GPS unit,
we are directly in the heart of the Sahara desert.
Heh. Wyoming is not in Africa, is it?
Hmph! Technology!
Carrot will tell us when we are near.
So where in yellowstone park
would a talisman-powered rabbit hide?
It's gotta be in one of these giganto rabbit holes.
Jade! Yeah, yeah, I know.
(As Jackie) You are supposed to be on the tour.
No, Jade! Those are not rabbit holes!
"Danger! Geysers"?
(Rumbling) Uh-oh.
(Grunting)
Jackie, I'm stuck!
Grab on!
Whoa-oa-oa-oa!
(Gasps) Jackie, dark warriors ho!
Finn: D-master wong wants the power of superspeed, chan.
So hand over the bunny pronto!
But we haven't even found it yet.
Be that way.
(Gasp)
Aah!
Whoa! Timber!
Jade!
Uh, ratso?
Aah!
Nice catch.
Oh, thanks. That was close.
Hey!
Come on!
So the dark warrior wants a piece of unc... aah!
(Chuckles)
A geezer in a geyser.
Jackie!
Stay in here.
Oh!
Hmm.
Unh!
I'll teach you to mess with Finn 2.0.
Whoa!
(Chanting)
And I will teach you to mess with uncle original recipe.
Heh. Occupied.
Oh!
So that's where you're hiding Peter cottontail.
You caught me, Sherlock.
Ooh.
Short ears.
Uh...
Yours?
(Snarling)
Aah!
Yup. That'll leave a mark.
(Rumbling)
Aah!
Sayonara, chan.
Huh?
Finn: Gah!
You mean, "cowabunga."
Come on, uncle.
Something tells me we are close to finding our rabbit, uncle.
Aah! What manner demonic creatures are these?!
Midget deer.
Uncle, they are rabbits. Ow!
Rabbits do not have antlers!
He's right, you know.
Howdy, folks, and welcome to Douglas, Wyoming,
home of the jackalope.
Whatever it is, it's not packin' talisman heat.
(Gasp) It destroyed the locator!
Uh, sir, I am hoping you can help us.
It is very important that we locate a particular rabbit.
Heh heh, well, you're barkin' up the wrong tree, partner.
I said this was jackalope country.
Look, we both know jackalopes are rabbits
who wear fake antlers for the tourists.
(Chuckles) No sirree.
I assure you that Douglas jackalopes are the real deal.
Now, that was an ugly thing to do.
Jade, you know the dark warriors could return at any time.
Uncle and I must search for the rabbit alone.
But, Jackie, I'm an essential member of clan chan!
Which is why I am giving you an essential mission.
Go to the nice library down the block,
and do your homework.
Ooh. Highly classified.
When is Jackie gonna realize I'm his secret weapon?!
Tch! His loss if he can't figure out
I have a nose for sniffing out magic.
Whoa!
I got it, coach!
Psyche!
Good arm.
Thanks for making me look bad, kid.
Coach: Hey, chip!
Ready for me, coach?
How about some h-2-0 for the troops?
Oh, right away, coach.
Nice work, chip.
Now, let's get all that equipment stacked nice and neat.
Then can I get in some practice
for the big game tonight?
We'll talk.
Now hustle!
Hey, sorry I goofed on you back there, chip.
Whatever.
It's tough enough getting coach to take me seriously.
I don't need your help in that department.
Tch! Listen, chip.
If there's one rule Jade chan lives by, it's this.
If coach won't give you a shot,
you have to put yourself in the game.
You're just a little girl.
What do you know about football?
Let's just say my coach doesn't always put me in the game,
but I know you can't make the big plays from the sidelines.
Totally.
I mean, I'm as good as any of the other players.
Well, I could be faster.
Faster shmaster.
I can see you've got what it takes.
You can?
Sure thing.
So are you gonna just stand there and look pretty
or are you gonna belt this pigskin to the moon?
Go jackalopes!
Coach: Hey, chip!
Huh?
You need me coach?
Yeah. Did you feed lucky?
Ohh.
Right away, coach.
Lucky?
Our mascot.
Yeah, we never lost a game he's been at.
The other schools try to steal him just to jinx us.
Lucky wouldn't happen to be a rabbit, would he?
Jackalope.
Chip: Mmm.
There you go, luckster.
Hmm, can a rabbit wear silly antlers and still be noble?
Let's find out.
Shoo.
Vamoose!
Come on, super-speed,
and you're off.
Activate already!
Oopsy.
(Pants)
Jackie, I found our bunny.
You... wha... you did what?
(Sighs)
Jade, what was the bunny doing at the library?
Uh... crrrrrr.
Uh, you're breaking up.
Meet me at the town square...
Crrrr... and make it snappy.
Chip!
You need me coach?
You wanna explain that?
Locator carrots also make good rabbit bait.
Jade: Here comes turbo-hare.
Jackie: Got you!
Aaahhh!
Aah! Ugh!
Nooo... oof!
Aah... oop!
Oof!
Ohh.
Whoa!
Jackie, you are terrible rabbit catcher.
You have to go about this the right way, Jack-rabbit.
Speed catches speed.
Jade: Go get 'em.
Come to Jackie!
Eeeyaaah.
Bad day, bad day, bad day!
Jackie: Yes!
Come to Jackie!
Jackie: Huh?
Daolon wong.
Daolon: Ah, super-speed.
Chip: I know I shut the cage door.
I bet that Jade girl took lucky.
She's gotta be a ringer for the other team.
Oh, if coach ever finds out
I led her to our mascot,
I'll be benched forever.
Whoa.
Lucky.
Whoa... agh!
(Chants)
Sir, you are in possession of
Warren oates memorial high
football team property.
Haaa! Whoa!
What school are you from?
I will not bring it back later!
Thank you!
How many schools are trying to nab him?
Because of you, I have lost the rabbit.
(Gulp)
Um, it's a jackalope.
Mondo blading, Jackie.
Listen carefully...
Aah! Shoo! (Blows air)
For you will bring the rabbit to me
tonight at the town square.
Tch! In your dreams, creepopotamus.
If you do not,
this child's fate shall haunt your dreams.
(Jade gasps)
Chip!
Jade: Jackie.
It's all my fault.
We have to rescue chip.
Of course, and we will... ow!
We cannot hand over the rabbit
to forces of darkness.
Of course, and we won't.
Jackie?
I just had a light bulb.
Come on, jackalopes.
We don't need lucky to win.
Announcer: Touchdown, bears.
That chip better find lucky soon.
Chip: Please let me go, mister.
The game already started,
and it's homecoming,
and this could be my...
Silence!
If I must hear about
your cursed big chance once more...
Jackie: Daolon wong.
Hand over the boy.
Not until you deliver the power of the...
That is not the rabbit.
Uh, yes, it is.
Then why does it not move?
Um, it is napping?
(Chants quietly)
Wake up!
See? It moved.
If this is indeed the rabbit,
why does my scepter not glow bright red?
Um.
Because it is really a jackalope.
Aiyaah! Whoa! Bwaa!
(Chants rapidly)
Huh?
Jackie, what's taking you?
Jade? You are supposed to be at the motel,
guarding the...
Rabbit.
Daolon: Hoo!
No sweat, Jackie.
As long as I have the rabbit,
old rigor mortis can't catch me.
Don't worry, chip.
You're in good hands.
So you did kidnap lucky.
It was me or the forces of darkness.
Duh.
Yaah!
Lucky's more than lucky.
He's magic.
Jade: I'm greased lightning.
Jade!
Whoop! Ooh!
Jade.
Give me that.
Chip: Hand-off.
Time to put myself in the game.
No, wait!
Ball hog.
Grrr!
Both my running backs are out of the game?
Ready for me now, coach?
What do I have to lose?
Only one way we can win this one, lucky.
Announcer: Touchdown, jackalopes.
He's fast.
I knew it. There's chip.
Jackie, you must retrieve the rabbit.
How can I get near him?
Oh, wardrobe.
Announcer: Unbelievable!
Another touchdown, jackalopes!
Yeah, chip! That's my boy.
You know, he's like a son to me.
Show 'em what you got, chan-man.
Gan! Ren! Chui!
Hey, football.
Bonding time, eh, big "d"?
We knew you were one of us.
Ugh!
The rabbit.
Let's win one for the wongster.
Go dark warriors.
Grrr.
I will destroy you.
Uncle, singsong: Hey, ugly!
(Daolon and uncle chant)
Hey!
Chip, please give me the rabbit.
No way. I'm on a major streak here.
Listen, you are in grave danger.
Hike.
Time-out.
Baaahhh!
He's going the wrong way.
Who is that guy?
(Chants) (Chants)
Uh-oh, uncle needs an assist.
Hey, girls, wanna learn a new cheer?
(Pants)
Huh?
Whoa-oh.
Chip!
Jackie: Buh!
Dah! Egh!
Yaah!
Sorry.
That's not how I drew up the play.
Uh, I don't have the ball, guys.
But you do have Mr. floppy ears.
Chip: Baaah!
Oh ho ho.
Ohh.
Lucky?
Fumble!
Catch!
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Please do not run, little bunny rabbit.
Come to Jackie.
It's ok.
Good bunny.
Give me a "d"!
"D"! "D"! "D"!
Give me a zho!
Zho! À zho! À zho!
Put that together, and what do you have?
(Cheering in Chinese)
Erggghhh.
Urggghhh.
Gaah!
Go, jackalopes.
Jade, where's lucky?
There's only 10 seconds left in the game.
Lucky's taking 5, chip,
but that's all right
because you don't need no stinkin' rabbit.
You can win it on your own.
You think?
I know.
Now go out there, show us what you're made of,
and win one for the jadester.
Hey, buddy, that's our mascot.
Uh, you must be mistaken.
No antlers.
Quarterback: Hike.
(Slow motion) He's gonna make it!
Crowd: Chip! Chip! Chip!
Chip! Chip! Chip!
Player: You the man!
Who knew you had it in you, son?
Let's try starting you in the next game.
Aw, keep your rabbit.
That kid's my good luck charm.
Yep, he's a chip off the old block.
Hey, Jackie, how many push-ups do you do a day?
There's a lot of things to train.
Push-ups, lift-ups,
kicking, punch,
30 each for 6 times.
It's not like I can do 1000 push-ups, then what?
After you do 1000 push-ups,
you can't. You cannot do anything.