Jackie: Traveling through Scotland
is like walking in pea soup.
How can you think of food
when the forces of darkness are near?
I meant it is difficult
to see in this fog, uncle.
Fog not important!
Locator spell is.
The enchanted moth is drawn
to enchanted wool.
Its light leads us through the fog
toward the power of the sheep.
Ha ha ha! But we are heading
toward the lake.
I do not think that the loch ness monster
is one of the animals of the Chinese zodiac.
(Gasps)
What is that?
Loch ness monster!
(Gasps)
Jackie: Jade?
Hey, Jackie. Uncle.
You are supposed
to be at the bed and breakfast,
where there is no daolon wong,
no dark chi warriors...
No cable.
Jade: Whoa.
Whole lotta lamb.
We must seek the most noble
of the beasts.
Baa, baa, black sheep,
have you any magic?
Eh... Next.
One down, 199 to go.
Jade: don't start countin' sheep yet, Jackie,
'cause I see one woolly bully.
We found it?
Tsk! We?
Quiet!
Startling the beast may activate its power
of astral projection.
Finn: Evenin', chan.
I'll have the roast lamb.
(Gasps) Dark chi warriors!
Wow.
Dude fainted.
The sheep released its astral form!
Hyah!
Hee-yah!
Ohh! (Laughs)
You've been fleeced!
Uncle: Jade...
Uncle must borrow this.
Uh, you're welcome?
Uncle needs this.
My belt?
Ohh!
Ohh. Like a... uhh!
Baby elephant! Ohh.
(Gasps) Oh, no!
The loch ness monster!
Where?! Where?!
Phthht!
Made ya look!
She... uhh!
Whoa. Ohh... uhh!
Ohh, ohh!
Time-out.
Yo, yo. Careful with lambchop.
If we mess this one up,
wong will have our hides.
No kiddin'.
Last time I brought him the wrong tea,
he turned me into an ottoman.
Daolon wong: Minions!
Have you claimed my talisman power?
Wrapped in wool and ready
for winter, d-master.
Uh, it's just hard to lift
when it's sleepin'.
It is not sleeping, you fools!
It has released its astral form!
Uhh!
Ohh!
Heads up.
Aah!
Uhh!
The sheep!
Mine! Mine! Mine!
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Big d! Hiya!
Uh, we're pumped for round 2.
Daolon wong: I have no further use
for those who allow themselves
to be waylaid by unconscious livestock!
So...
We're free to go?
Uh, when the wongmeister said
he had no further use for us,
you think he meant today?
Or forever?
Ohh! Why are we leaving the sheep here, uncle?
Sheep not important.
Astral form is.
That is where the power lies.
So we just wait here
for Casper the friendly ram to trot home.
No.
We must find its astral form
before daolon wong does.
How will we find an astral sheep
if we cannot see it?
With proper eyewear.
(Reciting incantation)
Awaken from shadow.
Serve your new master.
Take this...
And bring the astral sheep to me.
Cool specs!
They're better than 3-d.
Ohhh.
They are 4-d, Jade,
and they are not a toy.
If I were an astral sheep, where would I go?
Lookin' for some astral turf?
Hot-cha!
Sheep flies this way!
(Man snoring)
Sheep has entered Shepherd's head.
Why would a sheep do that?
To drop in on a dream.
I was astral once, remember?
We must maintain contact.
(Reciting incantation)
Whoa, uncle!
Your spells keep getting more awesome!
Must keep up with forces of darkness.
Tasty grub you're serving here, laddie,
though it's not as filling as the real McCoy.
Say,
what's this I hear about shaving me in winter?
Talking sheep?
Cool!
Uh-oh.
Jade: Shadowkhan.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
All: Aah!
What's happening?
Who invited ninjas?
Aah!
(Gasps) The cube of tang shan!
It absorbs astral forms.
The shadowkhan are working
for daolon wong?
Larry, moe, and curly
must be on spring break.
I am needed.
I'll cover you. Wha...
Too dangerous.
Grrr!
Eh, you wouldn't hit a guy wearing glasses,
would you?
Grrr.
Now we are even Steven.
The astral form did not return to its body.
Poor fella's probably scared.
What do we do now, uncle,
lead it back with an astral sheepdog?
We talk sheep.
Ohh. No exit.
And no magazines.
Maybe the wong-man's just tryin'
to make a point.
I bet he calls us back any minute.
Yo!
We're waiting!
Wanna play charades?
Well?
Ohh! Why is good help so hard to find?
Jade will lure the astral sheep
to her dream
so that she may communicate with it.
Uncle, even if the sheep returns,
the shadowkhan may be right behind.
You're right, Jackie.
Why don't I mix it up
with the legions of darkness
while you get some shuteye?
You are the first line of defense,
and, failing that,
shadowkhan cannot physically penetrate
a tae ho han circle
as long as Jade sleeps.
Ohhh.
Time to count sheep.
(Snoring quietly)
Jade as sheep: Baa! Baa!
(Snoring)
Uncle!
(Clicks tongue)
I haven't seen you before.
I'm baaab.
I'm Jade,
and I'm not from around here.
Yaa! The old wolf in sheep's clothing ruse!
'Cept I'm no wolf.
You have to trust me, baaab.
You're in danger,
and the only way I can help is
if you get back to your body, asap.
Now, where's the fun in that?
I like flying about.
You won't be flying for long
if those guys in black pjs get a hold of you.
I'll explain everything on the way to section 13,
where you can mingle with other exceptional animals
like yourself.
This section 13 is like a club?
A very elite club.
12 members only.
I thought the shadowkhan couldn't penetrate your circle!
They have entered Jade's dream
through the shadow realm.
We must wake her. Uhh!
Uncle, I can't penetrate your circle!
Uh...
Might I request bagpipes be played
at our dream funeral, Lassie?
Oh, no! The loch ness monster!
Didn't think that thing existed.
It does in my dream. Now, hurry!
We'll meet you back at your body
in 2 shakes of a lamb's tail!
Let's move.
Ahh.
Come on, uncle!
(Wheezing) You two run.
Uncle. Will power walk.
(Gasps) Ohh!
(Chants)
The power of astral projection
now belongs to me.
Tsk! That didn't hurt one bit!
Hee-yah!
Ha ha ha!
Jade, get back here!
We must return to our... ohh!
Uhh! Uhh!
A little finishing spell
to seal your human forms
makes both of you as good as ghosts.
Ha ha ha!
Jackie!
No sleeping!
No "ow"?
Uncle, we're right here!
Hello? He can't see or hear you.
Then how will he know where we are?
(Gasps)
Daolon wong now possesses the power
of astral projection,
which he has inflicted upon Jackie and Jade
and then applied a finishing spell
so that they cannot return to their bodies!
And you doubted him.
Returning astral forms to your bodies
will be very complicated.
(Reciting incantation)
Ohh.
It worked?!
Jade's voice: Uncle, you rock!
Now let's find daolon wong
and kick some shriveled... aah!
Jade's voice: Why are there 2 of me?
Jackie's voice: W-why is your voice
coming out of my body?!
Aah! Aah!
I told you spell complicated.
Jackie's voice: Uncle, you returned our astral forms
to the wrong bodies!
You must switch us back!
No time.
With the power of the sheep,
daolon wong can travel the astral plane
and easily seek the location
of the other talisman powers.
Jade's voice: Hyah!
Hyah!
Jade's voice: I'm ok with this.
The moth indicates
that the sheep's power lies in there.
Jackie's voice: There is only one way inside.
Jackie's voice: Ohhh. Uhh!
Jackie's voice: Eh. I forgot who I wasn't.
Jade's voice: Tryin' to do this, Jackie?
Jade's voice: Cool, huh?
Jade is better at being you
than you, Jackie.
Jackie's voice: Ohhh.
Jade's voice: Yoga?
Daolon is in a trance.
Jade's voice: The better to turn his lights out!
No! His astral form wanders,
but the sheep's is trapped within.
I must free its astral form
before daolon wong's returns.
(Blowing)
Jackie's voice: Jade, how do you keep these
out of your eyes?
Jade's voice: Uh-oh.
Jackie's voice: Stay back, Jade.
Jade's voice: Yes, Jade,
maybe you should stay back.
Jackie's voice: Uh...
Ok,
but I am giving you permission
to defend us... (Blows)... This one time only.
Jade's voice: I'm gonna do you proud.
Hee-yah!
(Reciting incantation)
Jade's voice: Oohh.
Jackie's voice: Ooh, I'm going to feel that tomorrow.
Jade's voice: Ooh!
Now I know why he does that.
Jade's voice: Who da man?
I da man!
Wha...
Heh. You wouldn't hit a little girl?
Jackie's voice: Tsk. When in Jade,
do like Jade.
Hee-yah!
Jade's voice: Cool!
Jackie's voice: Jade, do not try that at home.
Jackie's voice: Bad day, bad day, bad day!
(Chanting)
Jackie's voice, gasping: Oh, no!
The loch ness monster!
Jade's voice: Nightie night, ninjas.
Jackie's voice: What do you know?
I made them look.
(Chanting)
Baa!
The sheep has been released.
Phthht!
Huh? (Gasps)
Jackie's voice: But, uncle, what about him?
Uhh!
Daolon wong is not the only one
with recipe for finishing spell.
Grrr.
Shadowkhan... pah!
Gan! Ren! Chui!
Big d! Dude, I knew you'd take us back!
Did you lose weight? Looks good!
You should apologize to us.
I will pulverize you
if you do not assist me
in reversing the old man's finishing spell!
Apology accepted. Works for me.
Mm-hmm.
Jade's voice: So, uncle,
can I keep the skin a while longer?
If Jackie agrees to do your homework
in the meantime.
Jade's voice: Please, Jackie?!
Jackie's voice: Eh, no, Jade, you cannot.
Jade's voice: Ohh!
Hey, Jackie? What's your favorite dessert?
Ice cream with tiramisu.
I eat everything.
I eat all junk food.
Ice cream, tiramisu,
ice cream, tiramisu.
But, most important, exercise.
Exercise... you can beat all the calories, all the bad food.