Uncle: Push, tohru!
(Grunting)
Push!
Uncle, unlike the ox,
tohru does not have super strength.
Then help tohru push!
We must leave quickly
before daolon wong's warriors return for the ox.
Maybe this will speed things along.
Mmm! Crunchy, energizing goodness!
Finn: Hey, folks...
Hate to interrupt snack time, but...
Fetch!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
I guess one should never come between
a hungry ox and its vittles.
Grrr.
Pterodactyl snatches ox!
Uh-oh.
Aah!
Bwaa!
To the plane, quickly!
Come on, boy!
Hunh! Huhh!
Thunder fist!
Bwaa!
Huh?
Yah!
Go, go, go!
Uh, what he said.
(Panting)
Jade: Jackie, come on!
Hak foo: Tiger lands on eagle's back!
Bwaaa!
Tohru! Help Jackie!
(Gulps) Out there?
(Gulps)
Tohru: Jackie!
Gah! Eee!
Bwaaaa!
Hyuh!
Hit it!
Aah!
(Gasps)
Jade: Sit back and relax, Jackie.
You've been upgraded to an indoor seat.
Welcome to your new digs.
Hey, everyone!
Say hello to the mightiest member of the zodiac gang.
Jade of the jungle.
Hiya, boy.
This is scruffy.
(Barking)
Look, scruffy's herding again.
He's gotta be part sheepdog.
Smart doggy.
(Purrs)
And this is Sasha.
She used to be a Vegas show girl.
Good Sasha, pretty Sasha.
Ahem. You can finish introductions later, Jade.
It's almost time for school.
(Gasps) School?
All good things must come to an end,
even spring break.
No, I totally spaced!
I am so in trouble.
Teacher: It seems every other student
managed to prepare an exhibit
for tomorrow's school fair.
What is your excuse this time, Jade?
Um, would you believe I had to help rescue
a super-strong ox from the dark warriors?
What, no invisible rabbit?
Put a sock in it, drew.
And it's a super-speed rabbit.
Jade, luckily you still have one day
to put an exhibit together,
which shouldn't be too much of a problem
considering your imagination.
You could always bring your magic animals.
(Students laughing)
Yes, I could, couldn't I?
My enemies possess 9 talisman powers
and I only possess 2?
I have you to thank for that.
Hak foo.
Sheesh.
Get with the program, will you?
Grrr.
I meant all of you!
Pah!
I must locate the remaining animal
and find a way to tip the balance of power in my favor.
(Hoofbeats)
Hmm?
(Hoofbeats stop)
Good invisible snake.
Rabbit power!
Easy does it, fellas.
Bwaa!
Jade!
Oh, can you believe these strays wandered in?
Section 13 is so turning into a barn.
Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
Oh, Jade,
have you come up with anything for the fair yet?
I cannot wait to come see.
The f-fair?
Uh, you really don't want to come.
I don't? No!
Um, I decided to make an exhibit of...
Uh, mashed potato sculptures.
Snoresville. Heh heh.
Well, uh, gotta cook up some spuds.
Later!
Potato sculptures?
Young Jade has a very unique mind.
Whew! Ok, haiku,
change 'em back!
Head count!
1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4... 9.
We're off to the fair.
(Children chattering)
Now remember:
Ix-nay on the agic-may, ok?
If anything goes wrong, uncle Jackie will ground me for life.
No way!
A petting zoo?
Look. Don't touch.
Where did you get all of these?
These, drew, just happen to be the animals I,
um, borrowed from my cousin, the zookeeper.
Hey, these are the magic animals, aren't they?
No. I mean, heh heh. You got me, drew.
I was making all that magic stuff up the whole time.
Heh. Heh heh heh. Uh.
Me and my imagination.
Ahh, yes.
Reveal yourself to me.
Uhh?
The dog?
There must be some mistake.
They are vulnerable again?
Jade will be very surprised to see us.
Ooh, games.
Who wants to play whack-a-mole?
We are here to whack real animals!
And this time,
we will not fail.
Come on, Jade.
I've never seen a magic animal trick.
Uh, shouldn't you be annoying people
at your own booth, drew?
(Gasps)
(No audio)
(Woof woof)
Drew, buddy!
Hold the fort for me.
And whatever you do, don't touch anything.
Sure thing, Jade.
Step right up! Ring the bell!
Pick a prize!
I will win something for Jade.
Pfft. Games are rigged.
Uhh!
(Clang)
Supermoose.
Jade's favorite.
Hey! What are you guys doing here?
Tohru: Surprising you.
We can't wait to see your potato sculptures.
Potato? Oh! I mean... Uh...
Duh... Too bad you missed 'em!
They were delicious.
Ashley's booth features her key chain collection.
Oof!
(Gasps) Dark warriors!
What are you doing here?
Come on, bunny.
Show me your tricks.
(Falling bell. Whistles through the air)
(People screaming)
Yaaah!
Whoa! I wonder what else.
Jade's been saying that's true.
Grrr.
So you have come for the animals?
Uh, what animals?
Uh, yeah. Heh.
I don't see any animals around here.
No! Come back!
Scruffy!
Rahr! Oof!
Rrrr.
Ohh! Dark warrior!
Daolon: Enough dallying. The animals!
Evil on the loose?
Here comes supermoose!
Heh heh.
I bet you're wondering why all the animals...
I know why.
Which way did they go?
Ohh! Every way!
We must split up.
Remain here.
But, Jackie, there are 9 animals,
4 evil dudes, and only 3 of you!
We need to even things...
Jade, you have caused enough trouble.
(Sighs)
You're right. I have.
Which is why I need to make things right.
Tourists: Aah! Help!
Let's get outta here!
A tiger!
(Kissing) Pussy cat, want some fishy-fish?
Hand me the tiger.
Funny, I was gonna say the same thing.
Come to papa.
Huh?
No, no, no!
Do not eat the astroturf!
Whaddya know, chan?
You're on a roll!
Aah!
Chow: We're on astral-turf!
No.
I was not expecting to feel that.
Guess it's 'cause we're both astral.
There you are, little fella.
Come on. Let's get you some cheese.
Eeyah!
Whoa!
Uh-oh.
I will take the rat.
(Supermoose tootles fanfare)
Antler action!
You will take the moose on the jaw!
Grrr.
You the man, supermoose.
Supernova incinerates super...
Evil on the loose, you do not want to mess with supermoose!
Uncle: So, do you want a piece of uncle?
(Chanting)
Aah!
Nobody messes with the "do."
Ha ha! Time to jet!
He is one slippery character.
Please, come to uncle Jackie.
Baa!
Good sheep.
Huh?
Uncle and tohru are busy devising a locator spell
to find the remaining animals.
Let us hope. That it is not too late.
(Sighs)
Jackie, I deserve to be grounded for life,
but I'm hoping you'll settle for a month or 2.
Scruffy!
Just like I trained you.
But how?
Told you scruffy was part sheepdog,
and I taught him the way home.
Good boy. Good boy, scruffy.
Jade, would you mind explaining exactly
what happened at your booth yesterday?
Uh, would you believe...
The dark warriors, like, appeared from out of thin air,
and... and then the... the magic animals ran off
and turned invisible and stuff!
Oh, drew. I think you may be spending too much time with Jade.
(Supermoose tootles fanfare)
A flying moose!
Gee, Ms. hardman, and I thought I had quite the imagination.
- Hey, Jackie! - Yes.
Have you ever worked with any dangerous animals?
Oh, yes. I remember when I make the movies,
it's a leopard. Every time... grrr...
He try to attack me. That is scary.
Then I remember the animal really can recognize the people.
Not everybody. Except me. Only me.
I don't know why every time the leopard see me, he say attack me.