Previously. On Jackie chan adventures...
Prepare for battle.
Daolon wong!
Enforcers: Argh!
Aah! Unh!
Ugh! Guh!
Busted.
Quickly, Jackie.
We must find deja vu stone before daolon wong.
Can you believe dark wizard was released from jail
for good behavior?
I do not think the justice system is prepared
to comprehend crimes of magic, uncle.
(Gasps)
Blowfish indicates stone is near.
What is so important about a deja vu stone?
Whosoever possesses stone
can transport himself into his own past
and back again,
simply by willing it.
Daolon wong could revisit all his past defeats.
(Grunting)
Ow!
Why would anyone want to be defeated
over and over again? Ow!
You are slow on uptake!
Daolon wong is now powerless.
He would change past outcomes
to regain his magic.
(Footsteps)
(Gasps)
The dark chi master himself?
T'ch! The sly niece-meister herself!
(Gasps) The deja vu stone!
Jade!
Come on, Jackie.
I've helped save the day 72 times,
the world half a dozen times,
and your butt more times than I care to count.
And you have made a mess of things
more times than I care to count.
But I always clean up after myself.
Just admit it, Jackie. You need me. Hey!
Ha!
All: Daolon wong?!
Many thanks for the memories.
Hyah!
Jackie?
(Echoing) Jackie?
Uh, where'd they go?
Somewhere in time.
We must locate their whereabouts.
How? History's a big place.
Deja vu stone allows one to travel
only into their own past.
Jade: Whoa! Mondo rewind.
But which Jackie is the one we're looking for?
According to uncle's locator spell,
that one.
Funny. I have the strangest feeling
I have been here before.
Chan! The tal...
Oh, tohru! Am I glad to see you!
One moment, I was in the far east
confronting daolon wong.
The next, I am here in...
Yargh! Waah!
Grr!
Yargh! Waah!
Tohru, what has gotten into you?
It is as if you are...
The talisman.
Working for the dark hand.
The deja vu stone! I have been here before!
Aah! Yargh!
And I do not think I enjoyed myself!
Whoa!
Grr!
Yargh!
I do not see deja vu stone.
Daolon wong must have it.
So Jackie's stuck there?
And why isn't wong with him?
Perhaps because the ex-wizard
was randomly hurled
somewhere into his own past.
We must help Jackie with portal magic.
Unh!
Heh! I knew you were going to do that.
I'm sorry to leave a future friend
in the lurch, tohru.
Chan!
Both: Aah!
Ooh!
Hey, didn't Jackie get out of this scrape
in one piece the first time around?
When one revisits past,
one risks changing its outcome.
Ooh! That's is not
what happened the first time.
But this happens next.
Unh! Waah!
You did it, unc!
So where's Jackie?
Portal magic good for quick escape,
but only way back to present time
is through the power of the deja vu stone.
(Gasps)
Portal magic will allow Jackie
to visit more memories,
where he will hopefully locate daolon wong
and the stone.
How did I...
Where am I?
Oh, no!
Oh! This is one memory
I have been trying to forget!
I outran the train before,
I will do it again!
Unh! Aah!
I must be out of shape!
Uncle, when you said the past could change,
did you mean...
If Jackie makes wrong move,
he may never come out alive.
Yaah!
Aah!
Whew! The past sure is tense.
Humph! Jackie must learn to be more careful.
So, where to next?
Where Jackie stops, nobody knows.
Ugh! Aah!
A broken leg?!
But I did not even hit the ground!
Jackie! Oh, Jade!
Do you see the mess you have gotten me into?
Gee, Jackie, I already admitted
it was totally my fault
you slipped on my gnomekop action figure
and busted your leg.
No, not that!
If you hadn't gotten in the way
and allowed daolon wong to take the deja vu stone,
I wouldn't be lost in time.
Huh?
Ugh! Never mind.
You are the past Jade.
You wouldn't know about that.
Uncle, do you think Jackie's right?
Did I really mess things up?
Humph! Nonsense, Jade.
Jackie needs to watch where he's walking.
Not the broken leg! The deja vu thing!
I stood there like a dummy
while wong snaked it from me.
It's all my fault Jackie's stuck in rerun-ville.
Ohh!
Jackie!
Aah!
Gee. Couldn't you send Jackie
to a less life-threatening roller coaster,
like the pukinator at moose world?
Uncle has no control over portal direction.
It is process of trial and error.
Bad day, bad day, bad day!
Mostly error.
Aah!
Whoa!
After him!
Oh, magic hole, please open up!
I do not know where you come from,
but I am ready for you to take me away from here!
Whoa! Look at Jackie go!
Hmm. Guess he does do ok without my help.
Aah!
I'll give Jackie a 9.2 for thinking on his feet,
but we really work much better as a team.
Jackie: No! No, Jade!
Do not get on that plane!
Heh heh! See? Teamwork!
You never listen.
Not this. Anything but this!
(Huffing and puffing)
Aah!
Ohh!
Ok, things can't get any worse for Jackie.
Unh!
Turning into statue is better?
Heh heh. Depends who you ask.
Jackie: Quick, Jade! The antidote!
No!
T'ch, you'd think I woulda got it right
the second time around.
Your past self does not know then
what you know now, Jade.
Maybe... urk...
This is preferable to... ohh...
Being cursed to relive all the... uhh...
Worst moments of my life!
Whew!
Jackie was very close to becoming pigeon roost.
Uh, let's hope he doesn't become
dragon chow.
Uhh!
Of all the villains, I had to bump into shendu?
Uhh!
Cute.
Bwaaa!
(Gasps) Invisibility.
Bwaaa!
Monkey see, monkey do!
Aah!
Ooh! If memory serves,
here's where I make a star entrance
and save the day.
The strength talisman. Good one.
I know, Jade... bwaaa!
Jade?! How did you...
Your hands!
I get it, that must be
some uncle magic and... (Gasps)
Bwaaa!
Ugh! I blew it again!
I distracted Jackie just like I did today.
Does twice make a pattern?
Oh, no!
Valmont has the dragon talisman power!
Ah, now things are getting interesting.
Uhh!
Ohh!
Respect your elders.
Ohh!
Uncle! How do you spray for bugs?
Ow!
One more thing...
Ha ha!
Who else wants a piece of uncle?
Ok, but have you saved Jackie's butt
72 times?
I'm the one who always gets him out of binds.
Uhh! Uhh!
Do not waste your strength.
Someone will come.
This is a job for supermoose!
♪ Dope Dee dope Dee Doe ♪
Guh-huh.
Heh. Well, almost always.
Could it be?
Jackie: A view?
In a nice, cozy, danger-free hotel?
A happy memory?
Wha? Bwaaa!
Jackie, don't worry. I can explain everything.
(Creaking)
(Together) Heh. Hi, Jackie.
So I'm quite the rascal.
But it's not like I'm evil or anything.
Jackie: Jade?
I couldn't help it. I was possessed!
Did uncle ask you to tattoo demon face
onto your leg?
No?
You do not see uncle walking around
being evil, do you?
Uh... Unc?
(Snarling)
Uncle could not help it,
was victim of chi vampire.
Oh, yeah, and I had a piece of your mind.
You must keep vampire uncle busy
while I learn how to subdue him!
My master will feast upon your chi!
Please, learn fast!
And while you're at it,
learn a way to send me back to the future
where I belong!
Uncle, isn't there some way to,
I don't know, make the portal magic work faster?
There is one way,
but it is very risky.
Riskier than an up-close look
at po Kong. the mountain demon's tonsils?
Megadose of garlic.
Whew! Too close.
(Gasps) It is as I feared!
Bad day! Bad day!
What's happening, uncle?
Garlic has accelerated portal magic,
causing Jackie to bounce against walls of time.
Jackie: Bad day! Bad day!
Bad day! Bad day!
One more thing. One more thing.
One more thing.
Duh. T'ch.
Duh. T'ch. Duh.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
If this doesn't end soon,
I'm gonna hurl.
Uncle becoming very dizzy.
Aah!
Ohh. Where'd he go this time?
Ah!
Brrr!
We have found daolon wong,
but not deja vu stone.
Their struggle must have caused
stone itself to be randomly lost
in one of their past experiences.
Uncle!
Aah! Uhh!
Huh?
Uh... Hello.
Uhh!
Hmm.
Portal magic?
See the oinker at 12 o'clock?
Yes, that is very nice, Jade,
but I am really not supposed to be here...
Oh.
There!
Check it out! I helped!
The deja vu stone.
Uh, yeah, whatever. Aren't we looking for the pig talisman?
Uhh!
Tohru!
Many thanks
for leading us to the prize.
You are not welcome.
You!
Why so afraid? He is an old man.
Uhh! Ohh! Uhh! Ohh! Uhh! Ohh!
Uhh!
That will teach foolish tohru
to mess with uncle when he is powered
by immortality talisman.
Oh. Do not tell faithful apprentice
uncle said that.
Come on, Jackie! Grab the stone
and will yourself back here.
Hyah!
Since you seem to have things well in hand, uncle,
I will take my leave. (Gasps)
The stone is mine!
Who is that?!
And what is with this stone
you all keep jabbering about?
Whoa. Wong snaked his way in!
Aiyaaa!
(Breathing hard)
Take me back to the beginning!
So here we are,
back in the old fool's trash heap.
That is old fool's rare trash heap to you!
Wait a sec.
Jackie went to the wrong beginning:
The first time we met!
Wait. This can't be right.
Where are uncle and...
Give me that!
Ohh!
Jade.
Jackie is right. I do get in his way.
You're Jackie chan, the archeologist?
I bet you are looking for the shield
I brought back from Bavaria.
We're looking for... How'd you know?
He has it.
Chan is lying!
Do you not recognize your master?
The only master we have is big v.
Chow: And he's gonna wanna hear all about
where you stashed the shield.
Way to rewrite history, Jackie.
Did they buy anything? No.
You are terrible salesman!
Who are you calling?
Jade's parents. She must return to Hong Kong.
But she just arrived!
What? No way!
Who's gonna help save the day?
The world? Jackie's butt?!
Uncle, you must trust me.
It will be better for Jade,
for us, if she does not stay.
No, Jackie. Hang up the phone.
You need me.
Hyah!
Jade is in the house.
I got your back, Jackie.
Man: Hello?
Uh, sorry. Wrong number.
Uncle: Jackie,
next time you make crank call,
phone local.
Living with you guys is gonna rock!
(Sighs) You have no idea yet just how much.
(Gasps) You speak English!
Now, return me to the present.
Jackie! You do need me!
Jade, how did you know?
Where did Jackie go?
I'm glad you decided to keep me around.
Let us just say, I realized that perhaps
you have saved me a time or two.
T'ch. Try 72.
Hey, Jackie, do you believe fortune tellers can predict the future?
Uh, actually, I don't believe.
I only believe myself.
Work hard, learn more, helping people,
always give people second chance,
then you have a good future.
That's what I believe.