We should be home preparing to celebrate Chinese new year,
not running around on a wild goose chase.
Uncle's new chi detector
registers disturbing levels of dark chi.
Are you sure, uncle?
You jury-rigged an old metal detector,
and we are in a...
Is it just me,
or is this place a dump?
Aah! Jade, what are you doing here?
Spending Chinese new year with my loved ones.
(Chi detector crackles)
(Gasps)
Dark chi!
You're not supposed to be here.
I must be running late.
For what? Halloween?
Look, Jade has to get out of here... Now!
Me? What'd I...
Hey! How do you know my name?
Who are you,
and what do you want with Jade?
Not me. Him!
(Gasps) Dark chi.
Look out!
Aah!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Dark magic?
He won't be down for long. Let's go!
Jade is not going anywhere.
Hyah! (Grunts)
Whoa!
Sorry, but I don't have time to negotiate.
I said Jade stays.
Who is this stranger?
Beats me, but she kinda rocks.
Heyee!
Nephew has slow reflexes,
but if you want piece of uncle...
Jade!
(Sniffs)
Stranger uses good chi magic?
Good or bad, she kidnapped Jade.
You find Jade.
Uncle will find dark chi.
I think I'm gonna hurl!
This from the girl who rode the pukinator
10 times in a row at moose world?
Jade: Hey... How'd you know that?
Talk later.
Now, wait a second!
We have to keep moving, Jade.
Trust me.
Uncle Jackie told me...
To never trust strangers,
never chew. With your mouth open,
and never spit into the wind.
Duh.
Whoa. Time out.
Are you...
You?
Took you long enough.
If you're me, then you must be...
From the future!
Double bonus score.
But how? Why?
I'll give you the download on the way.
(Whistles)
I learned to whistle like that?
Cool!
Jade!
(Ice cream truck jingles)
Follow that cab!
I will buy an ice cream.
A dozen.
Deal.
Jade: So they have. - Time machines in the future?
How old do I look?
I used one of uncle's spells.
Hey... Do I ever get braces?
No.
Acne?
Some.
Wild threads like those?
Section 13 standard wear.
I grow up to be a section 13 agent?!
Boss. You take...
I took over for captain black
after he was transferred to the east coast
to start up section 14.
Me?! The big cheese of section 13?!
We rock!
So why didn't you just tell Jackie and uncle who you were back there?
Didn't have time to convince them.
Too busy trying to save the future.
From what?
Him! Shendu's son.
Please. Call me drago.
Hey, you two related?
Because I definitely see a resemblance here.
Resemble this, junior!
Aah!
That's how you blasted him in the junk yard.
The dragon talisman:
Never leave the future without it.
Whoa! Whoa!
(Grunts)
Drago's a hothead.
Like father, like son.
Dive! Unh!
Fire magic. It does a talisman good.
Good news is
we still have one just like it
in the vault at section 13.
Bad news is we're not at section 13.
Whoa! Whoa!
Heh. Parade float.
Heh. Chinese new year.
Well, Jade...
We played follow the leader into the past,
so why not hide-and-seek?
You distract lizard lips,
and I'll jump him from behind.
Wha...
If drago bumps you off in the present,
I could pop right out of existence,
and the future'll be history.
Whoa. This time travel stuff is freaky.
Kick some tail!
(Grunts)
Look, Jade has nothing to do with this.
Talk later! Talk later!
Ahh, Mr. Jackie chan. My dad sends his best.
Your father? Who is your father?
Aah! Never mind! I have a pretty good idea, thank you!
(Grunts)
There's nothing more festive than fireworks!
(Gasp)
No!
(Whimpers)
Aah!
Happy new year, everyone.
(Chuckles)
It's gonna blow!
Aah!
(Grunts)
Jade!
Yes, Jackie? Yes, Jackie?
Explain?
I didn't intend to involve you guys,
but I arrived a lot later than I'd hoped.
Heh. Never tested uncle's spell.
Oh! And I thought one Jade gave me a headache.
But why did you come back here?
Duh! Isn't it obvious?
Future me is so mega-bad
that dragon-boy had to come back to the past
to rub me out while I'm just a squirt.
So I surfed the time waves here to protect myself
and his kick his scaly butt all the way back to the future.
Then why did drago leave without charbroiling you?
Well, because...
Yeah, why did drago leave?
Because he has bigger fish to fry.
How much bigger?
I didn't follow drago here.
Drago followed me
to keep me from putting the kibosh on the age of dragons.
Age of dragons?
I do not like the sound of that.
Soon after I became section 13's head honcho,
Sonny boy made it to the top of our most wanted list.
Luckily, I convinced you and uncle
to become section 13's official magic consultants.
You mean I never leave section 13?!
But even you and uncle couldn't prevent what happened next.
Junior dusted off an old spell of his dad's
and conjured up an army of dragon minions,
giving him more than enough muscle
to take over section 13.
I soon realized the only way
to save the future...
Was to change the past.
It took some doing,
but I escaped drago's troops.
But junior got wise to my plan
and hitched a ride on uncle's spell.
Whoa! So all this already happened?!
In the future?!
There is one thing you have not told us.
What exactly is drago trying to stop you from changing in the past?
He's trying to stop me from preventing
the resurrection of his father.
Shendu.
Uncle: Hmm.
Source of dark chi must lie here.
(Gasps) Ayah!
Dragon teeth!
More dark chi?
Hey! What do you know?
I'm off the scale.
Drago's racing to protect the magic dragon teeth
that'll revive his father.
I have to get to them first
and destroy them by midnight.
Why midnight?
The moment I left the future it was sunset...
The evening before Chinese new year.
The exact time you arrived here.
And in the future, drago has already cast the dragon teeth spell.
So if we don't destroy the teeth,
shendu makes his big comeback
at the stroke of Chinese new year.
Big whoop.
Future Jackie and future uncle can beat future shendu.
They've done it before.
Jackie and uncle were taken prisoner
during the dragon raid on section 13.
They're set to become shendu's "welcome back" snack...
In 15 minutes.
(Both grunt)
The good news...
I know where the teeth are buried.
And the bad news?
The can only be destroyed by magic,
and there's no time for a talisman run.
No problem. Uncle's always packing hocus pocus.
We're too late!
Jackie: Uncle.
You don't think he's...
Jackie!
We must retrieve teeth!
Oh!
I imagine. Grampy's referring to...
These little choppers!
You're taking a risk hanging around here, aren't you, drago?
Can't go anywhere without my ride.
What's he mean?
Time-travel spell.
Never leave the future without a return ticket.
Dad's homecoming is just minutes away,
and I really don't want to miss the appetizers.
No deal, drago.
How about this...
Hand me the spell,
or the old guy goes bungee jumping
without a bungee.
(Snarls)
Have it your way!
Ayah!
(Grunts)
Stay here!
Oh!
Hyah!
Like old times.
Sorry, scaly.
I'm not the sentimental type.
Hyah!
Hurry, slowpoke!
Uncle at end of his rope!
Ayah!
Jackie, do not know what young dragon's up to,
but teeth are very evil.
You do not know the half of it.
Unh!
Sometimes the future is now.
(Growls)
Apologies for my bad breath.
Hyah!
(Grunts)
You were supposed to stay put.
Tch. You know me better than that.
My, what big teeth you have.
We're almost out of time.
(Imitates buzzer)
You lose.
Dad just got his wake-up call.
I live again!
No finer way. To emerge from a slumber
than to a nice hot cup of revenge.
Say, are you sure he's shendu's kid?
Who? The tooth fairy here?
Tch. I mean, shendu had edge.
But this drago dude's more like...
A gecko with zits?
No!
No! Not again!
Aah!
Teeth do not disintegrate all by themselves.
Jade. Jade.
I shall destroy you now and forever!
Told you a thousand times,
magic must defeat magic.
Where did teeth go?
Dragon's firebreath is magic. Duh.
Who is smarty-pants, good chi magic know-it-all
who looks like Jade?
Ayah!
The dragons will rise again!
(Echoing) Again! Again! Again!
I really appreciate you saving me the hassle
of hauling drago's scaly tail
all the way back to the future.
Aww, do you have to go back so soon?
We haven't gone rollerblading
or... or mastered the pukinator at moose world!
Been there, done that.
Besides, don't you think...
Hanging around with myself is a little weird?
Yeah. We'd probably just sit around all day...
Both jades: Finishing each other's sentences?
One more thing.
Future uncle allows you to use his spells?
Oh, uh, yeah. Total access.
You really mellow out as you age.
Tch. As if.
Oh, almost forgot.
Pop quiz tomorrow in spelling.
Study chapter 8.
Uh, Jade...
Thank you for saving our, uh, lives.
Be careful.
And I just wanted you to know,
I am proud of who you turned out to be.
I owe who I turned out to be
to one person, uncle Jackie.
You. Duh.
Hey, Jackie, how do you celebrate Chinese new year?
We do a celebration that everybody wear red.
Everything's... new socks, new shoes, new tee shirt. Everything is new.
I would book the hotel with all my staff together.
I sing karaoke, play a little bit of games,
and I give a red envelope.
We have, like, a Chinese tradition of red envelopes.
Put some money inside,
then I will say "gong xi fa cai,"
it's "happy new year,"
traditional Chinese new year.