Announcer: Previously on Jackie chan adventures...
Drago: Your uncle is a guest of mine,
you get all 3 of 'em back
when I get. The containment unit.
Show me the chi!
Jade: Show me the chan clan!
Drago: I told you slackers to stay in the truck.
Strikemaster ice: Yeah, well us slackers
kinda changed our minds about how it's gonna go down.
Jackie: Drago is drawing the powers to himself!
Drago: And my first order of business will be
to turn this world inside out!
(Jade and tohru grunt)
(Drago laughs)
Tohru: Oh...
(Falling cries from uncle, tohru, Jade, and Jackie)
(Falling cries from uncle, tohru, Jade and Jackie)
(Grunting)
Tohru: Puh! I hate fish.
Drago: Prepare yourselves, my demon brethren.
Your liberation awaits.
Mc cobra: So, uh, what do we do?
Strikemaster ice: Yo, if d-boy be turnin' the earth inside-out,
I'm stickin' with the man like wax on a board.
You feel me?
Black: Ok, people, listen up!
At 0300 hours, drago absorbed all 8 demon chi powers.
I'll need all available equipment and personnel
ready to deploy by Dawn.
This isn't going to be easy,
but I know you're up to the task.
The fate of the entire planet rests in our hands.
Now, let's move!
(Agents talking excitedly)
Uncle: All these years,
black has learned nothing.
Magic must defeat magic.
Black: Drago was last seen heading east.
Jade: Agent Jade reporting for duty, sir!
Let's head 'em up and move 'em out.
Black: Jade, I think you've done enough for one night.
Jade: I didn't mean for drago to keep the demon chi.
I had a plan to...
Jackie: We know you were trying to protect us, Jade,
and we appreciate it.
Black: But from here on out, little lady,
you need to leave the fight to the heavyweights.
Uncle: Drago has absorbed all 8 demon powers.
Do you know of a spell to remove them?
Shendu: And why should I help you?
Uncle: Revenge?
Shendu: My son may have betrayed me, wizard,
but I will watch proudly as he destroys your world.
Once all 8 powers have combined,
nothing can remove them... Ever.
Uncle: Then conversation is over.
Shendu: Wait!
Release me.
I will deal with drago and see that you are spared.
Uncle: Ohh, that uncle cannot do.
Shendu: Then your earth is doomed.
Black: No, Mr. mayor, this is not a drill.
We need to evacuate the entire city immediately.
Uh... Meteors... that's right...
Heading this way. Oh! Big ones,
size of, um...
Big meteors.
Gotta go.
Tohru: Hmm. Is there also a plan to evacuate
the rest of the planet?
Jade: I know I messed up,
but let me make it up to you, please, Jackie?
You can't split up the chan clan at a time like this.
Jackie: No, Jade.
Section 13 is the safest place in the city,
and you are staying right here.
Jade: Awww!
Jackie: Tohru, I need you to take care of Jade.
Tohru: I understand.
Strikemaster ice: Uh, it was a misunderstanding, yo?
Drago: I don't suffer traitors well.
Strikemaster ice, dj fist & mc cobra: Yizow! Wah! Yeeah!
Strikemaster ice: Yo, that is nasty.
(Uncle mumbles)
(Knock on door)
Uncle: Shop is closed!
(Knocking continues)
Go away!
Uncle is busy!
(Knocking)
Do you want drago. To turn world insideout?
No? Then let uncle work!
One more thing...
Aiyaaa!
Chow: Whoa, take it easy, old timer.
Hak foo: We are not here to harm you.
Finn: Yeah. We just heard about this whole
drago-turning-the- world-inside-out thing.
Ratso: I think there was meteors comin'.
Chow: Hey, the world can't end now.
We just got out of the slammer.
It ain't fair.
Finn: So whaddya say, unc?
We're freelance. We're reasonably priced.
Ratso: And we promise not to steal nothin'.
Uncle: Do not just stand there. Get cracking!
Strikemaster ice: Yo! It's 5-0.
Black: All right, you punks.
Where's drago?
Drago: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Black: You have got to be kidding me.
Jackie: Bad day.
Jade: We can't just sit here, tohru.
Jackie needs our help.
Tohru: Your safety. - Is Jackie's primary concern.
Jade: Come on, big t. We're missing all the action.
Grrr.
Drago: I was hoping you'd put up a fight.
Black: It's go time.
Strikemaster ice: Yo, we can't let drago have all the fun.
Sorry 'bout your ride, cueball.
Black: Oof!
Ah... uhh.
Mc cobra: Boo-yah!
Jackie: You don't talk much, do you?
Oof!
Drago: Mmm! Tasty.
(Burp)
(Agents yell)
(Strength efforts from strikemaster ice, dj fist, & mc cobra)
Black: Fall back!
All agents fall back!
Drago: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
It's pointless to run!
There's nowhere on earth to hide from your new masters.
Strikemaster ice: Yo, we spank those fools.
(Drago growls)
Drago: I should prepare a proper welcome
for my demon brethren.
A city in ruins will. Make them feel right at home.
Strikemaster ice: Cool! Let's get this party started.
Drago: No. I have a special task for you.
I have given you each another taste of demon chi:
Earth...
Thunder... Wind.
Strikemaster ice: Whoa. What's the dilly-yo?
Drago: I want you to eliminate section 13
and everyone in it
once and for all.
Drago: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
(Panicked screams from passengers)
Jackie: Captain black, on the bridge!
Black: I see it. Go! Go!
Clip your end to the bridge!
(Frightened shouts from passengers)
Jade: Talismans, yes!
Drago's got chi power, but we have t-power.
Tohru, we have to get them to Jackie.
Tohru: Jade...
Jade & tohru: Whoa-oh...
Strikemaster ice: Yo yo yo!
The ice crew is in the hiz-zouse.
Jade: Bring it on, crater face.
Hyah!
Tohru: Stay back, Jade.
Jade: Grrrr.
(Attack cry from tohru)
(Groan)
Strikemaster ice: Ooh...
That's gonna leave a mark.
Jade: The gecko gang got a booster shot.
Time to give 'em a taste of their own medicine...
Talisman style.
Tohru: Jade, no!
Whoa!
Strikemaster ice: Aw, you're worried about the shorty.
That's sweet, yo,
but you best be worried about yourself, big man.
Uncle: Scale of codfish!
Finn: Comin' right up. Whoa!
Uncle: Nail of groundhog.
Chow: Yeah, I got it!
Whoa!
Powdered butterfly wing!
Ratso: Monarch or swallowtail?
Black, straining: Can't...
Hang on much longer.
(Passengers fret)
(Rope whiplashes)
El toro: I thought you could use a hand, mi amigos.
Jackie: El toro!
Viper: Heard you were having a shindig, Jackie.
Jackie: Viper... eh, viper.
Paco: And do not forget El paco fuerte.
Where is Jade?
(Tug-of-war efforts from all)
(Driver sighs)
Woman: Thank you.
Valmont?
El toro: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
El toro fuerte never removes his mask.
Black: Apparently drago's lookin' to play a little ball.
Jackie: Well, he's going to have to beat the home team.
(Massive strength effort from tohru)
Jade! Jade!
Jade, what are you doing?
Jade: Nabbing the talisman so we can kick that ice twerp's butt.
Tohru: We must leave... Now!
Strikemaster ice: You ain't goin' nowhere.
Tohru: Whoa! Uhh!
Jade: Tohru!
Strikemaster ice: Peace out!
Tohru: Jade, leave here!
Jade: Rat? No. Tiger? No.
Come on, ox, where are you?
Tohru: Uhh! Do as I say, Jade!
Leave here! Now!
Jade: Hang on, t!
Monkey? Rabbit?
No! Tohru!
Tohru...
Uncle: Aiyaaa!
Spell will not work.
Chow: So... The earth is doomed?
Ratso: But I like it here. My mom lives close.
Uncle: We must get reinforcements.
(Drago chewing)
Viper: Ew. Chew with your mouth closed.
Drago: Chan!
You're just in time to watch me rip your planet wide open!
Paco: You'll have to get past the j-team first. Yulk!
El toro: Stay in the dugout, paco.
Paco: But I am ready, El toro.
I brought my own mask.
Strikemaster ice: Yo, time to play ball!
Uncle: Aiyaaa!
Section 13 is rubble.
Finn: Eh, bummer.
Chow: Eh, I never liked the place.
Ratso: They had good doughnuts.
Uncle: Stop!
You want to earn paycheck, yes?
Then start digging.
Finn: Sure thing, boss.
Chow: We're on it.
Ratso: I love manual labor.
Hak foo: Hungry gopher digs hole.
Paco: The palenque pile driver!
Mc cobra: Yo, mama, can't touch this.
(Cobra sucks in deep breath)
(Blows)
Black & viper: Aaah!
Drago: Ya gaa mee mo, à ya gaa mee chi-wah.
Ya gaa mee mo, ààya gaa mee chi-wah
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Jackie: I'll take the demon on the left.
Jade: Time for the seventh-inning butt whoop.
The amazing t-troop is in the house.
Jackie: Jade, explain.
Jade: don't worry, Jackie.
I have the dog talisman... Immortality.
And I brought enough for everybody:
Invisible snake for viper,
superstrong ox for El toro,
combustible dragon for captain black,
and speedy rabbit for uncle Jackie.
Supermoose: ♪ da-da-da-da-da-daaa! ♪
Antler action!
Paco: Hey, what about me?
(Attack cries from all)
(Big lift effort from Finn, chow, ratso, & hak foo)
All: Whoa!
Uncle: Tohru!
Tohru: Oh... Sensei.
Uncle: Uncle is very pleased you are not pancake.
Where is Jade?
Tohru: She had the talismans. I told her to run.
Finn: Hey, buddy.
Chow: Long time no see.
Ratso: Have you lost weight?
Uncle: Uncle did not tell you to visit.
Keep digging.
Finn: If big t's not our reinforcements...
Chow: Then who is?
Black: And this is for toasting my Van!
(Viper stomps foot, grunts)
Viper: 3 strikes... You're out.
Supermoose: ♪ pop goes the demon ♪
Hyuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!
Jade: ♪ hey, - batter, batter, batter ♪
♪ Sa-wing batter batter ♪
Paco: Jade, may I have a talisman, too?
Jade: Well, I was saving this one for myself,
but... Knock yourself out.
Paco: Yes!
Astro paco: Hang on, El toro! I am coming!
Jade: Kids.
Astro paco: Finish him off with the Tijuana twister
or the cabo cannonball.
Astro paco: Jade!
Drago: If that's the best you can do, chan.
Drago: The future belongs to me!
Shendu: I think not, boy.
First, you must pay for your treachery!
Drago: Dad?
Strikemaster ice: Yo, that thing's drago's pop?
Tohru: Demon must defeat demon.
Jade: Tohru!
You're ok.
Hak foo: Charging rhino flatens giraffe!
Stubborn mule kick!
Komodo dragon paralyzes goat!
Finn: Maybe we'll sit this one out.
Chow: It looks like chan's got it covered.
Ratso: You think we could go get a Hot Dog?
Drago: You're weak, old man!
Conquest is a job for a fiery young dragon.
Shendu: You are an impudent child.
Jade: Shendu's. - Getting his butt whooped.
The talismans!
Jackie: Uhh!
Uncle, you released shendu?
How? Why?
Uncle: Uncle still have tricks up his sleeve.
Jade: Throw your talismans to shendu!
Repeat: Throw your talismans to shendu!
Supermoose: Mo-o-o-ose
muscle!
Shendu: I am complete!
Tohru: Sensei,
if we cannot remove the demon chi from drago,
perhaps we can remove drago from the earth.
Uncle: A reversal spell.
Big reversal spell.
Take this.
Uncle has been saving it.
Uncle & tohru: ♪ yu-mo-gue-guai- à fie-Dee-tsao ♪
♪ yu-mo-gue-guai- à fie-Dee-tsao ♪
strikemaster ice: This is whack, yo.
Drago: Father! Help me!
Shendu: You deserve such a fate for your disloyalty.
Drago: I'm sorry, father!
Please!
Jade: Jackie, wait!
Sometimes the greatest victory is the battle not fought.
Shendu: This is my domain.
Remember your place!
Drago: Yes, father.
Psyche!
Shendu: No-o-o-o-o!
Uhh!
Uncle & tohru: ♪ yu-mo-gue-guai- à fie-Dee-tsao ♪
♪ yu-mo-gue-guai- à fie-Dee-tsao ♪
Jade: Yes!
Ratso: Aw, we missed the end.
Paco: Going somewhere?
Viper: Nice job.
We should team up more often.
Uncle: Keep it.
Graduation present.
You are full chi wizard.
Jade: Go, tohru, you're a wizard. Oh, yeah!
Black: That was some good strategic thinking back there, young lady.
We could use someone like you at section 13.
Jade: You want me to be a real secret agent?
Can I, Jackie? Please?!
Jackie: Well... We'll talk later.
Jade: Hey, that means no.
Come on, Jackie. Our country needs me.
The world needs me.
Hak foo: Bear hug!
Drago: Ohh! The earth was within my grasp!
You never let me have what I want!
Shendu: I told you not to play with your father's world!
Drago: Why not? You aren't using it!
You're always too busy fighting wizards!
Jade: Hey Jackie, have you ever worked with a crocodile?
Jackie: Never.
That I've never done in my life.
I touch rhino, lion...
Elephant...
Yeah. Not crocodile.