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Hey, look at that.
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I guess we're finally getting
some new neighbors.
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I tell you, if that boy handles a football...
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half as good as he handles
a cardboard box...
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Arlen High's got herself a new tight end.
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Hey, you think the dad's a good bowler?
Yeah, he looks like a good bowler.
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Maybe he needs someone to bowl with.
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Notice how he lifts with his legs.
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I think they're gonna fit in just fine.
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Howdy, fellas. What brings you to Arlen?
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This family hired us to move their stuff.
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HANK: Well, I'll be damned.
BILL: They look Japanese.
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DALE: No, I think they're Chinese.
BILL: How can you tell?
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Japanese guys usually have glasses...
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and a suit and a tie, and stuff like that.
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Well, a neighbor is a neighbor.
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Let's go over and say hi.
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Do you reckon they even speak English?
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BOOMHAUER: Yeah, man, them Chinese,
you can't understand a word they say.
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They just try living
all upside down, what-not.
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Hi there, I'm Hank Hill, I live next door...
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which means I'm your neighbor,
and you're my friend.
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I think you'll find we have
a great little community here.
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What do you think of it so far?
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I am Kahn Souphanousinphone.
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So that's pronounced "Caan," right?
Nice to meet you.
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What the hell are you trying to do?
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So are you Chinese or Japanese?
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I live in California last 20 year,
but first come from Laos.
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Laos. We Laotian.
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The ocean? What ocean?
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We are Laotian! From Laos, stupid!
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It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia.
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It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay?
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Population 4.7 million.
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So are you Chinese or Japanese?
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PEGGY: This is so very exciting.
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It's like we get to travel to the Orient
without having to worry about diarrhea...
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or being jailed
for our pro-democracy beliefs.
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At the beauty academy, they teach us...
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that people aren't black or white
or yellow or red...
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but their hair can be.
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I'm going to invite
our new neighbors to dinner.
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We can't expect them to break the ice.
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These people are by nature
shy and reserved.
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I read somewhere
that the Chinese language...
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has 72 words for "rice,"
but no word for "friend."
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KAHN: "Howdy, you all."
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"Howdy, howdy, howdy."
Can you believe this crap?
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You want to live in this country,
learn to speak English! I'm not going!
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- But you promised.
- Why go?
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I could just stay home, order a bucket
of chicken, watch Hee Haw, same thing.
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For once, try not to piss off neighbor.
We kick out of Laos.
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We kick out of Anaheim.
I'm tired of running!
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Hello, Kahn.
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Hank. Oh, damn!
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You have damn fine house.
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Lead-free since 1988.
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This is my wife, Minh,
and daughter, Kahn Jr.
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And this is Peggy Hill.
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On behalf of Arlen, Texas, I would like
to welcome you to our country.
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Please make yourselves at home,
and take off your shoes.
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Why? You just shampoo carpet?
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Come on, Bobby. Have some seconds.
The girl's lapping you.
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I've never had beef chop suey before.
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Really? Oh, you poor dear.
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You know, I read somewhere...
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that in certain parts of China...
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meat is as scarce as toilet paper.
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- Where you read that?
- Who can remember?
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As a substitute teacher, I have
to review all sorts of learning materials.
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- Maybe it was on a place mat.
- So you're a teacher.
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Maybe you can tell me
why Arlen test scores are so low.
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I know why. It's because Kahn Jr. Not there
to bring up average.
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My boy here might not be
the best test-taker...
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but he's got near perfect attendance.
Tell them, Bobby.
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I hope you all saved some room
for my famous Apple Brown Betty.
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The recipe's a closely guarded
family secret...
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passed on from my mother's mother,
to my mother, to me.
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And someday, I will give it to my Bobby.
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- At least the Brown Betty was good.
- You must give me recipe.
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Oh, Minh, you know I can't do that.
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But what I can do
is offer you some leftovers.
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Here, now just reheat this
for 10 minutes at...
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I've already said way too much.
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Well, y'all come back now, y'hear?
That's Texan for "sayonara."
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Oh, my! Peggy Hill,
what big feet you have! Like boat!
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That's just the way God made me.
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Look at me!
I'm like little girl in Mama shoes!
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Okay, bye-bye now!
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Honey, she didn't mean anything by it.
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You do not come into a woman's home...
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and insult her feet! You just don't.
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Come on, Peg, remember when
you first moved here from Montana?
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You called pop "sody pop."
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And you thought 93 in the shade was hot.
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Our new neighbors are just like you.
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All they need is a little bit of time,
and Hank Hill to watch out for them.
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Well, do you think my feet are too big?
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No, there's just more of you to love.
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Ow.
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Sorry.
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Be careful, Bobby.
That's one of them Chinese fighting dogs.
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No, it's a West Highland Terrier.
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- Yeah, that's it. So what's his name?
- Doggie.
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Yes, Kahn Jr., he's a doggie.
Now can you tell me his name?
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He's called "Doggie."
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And that's called a doggie, too,
but her name is Ladybird.
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She's a purebred Georgia Bloodhound.
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Her mama tracked down James Earl Ray.
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Aren't kids great?
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They're too young
to know about fear or prejudice.
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They won't have to learn that
till high school.
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There's a real lesson here for all of us.
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Move, please, you're standing on my hose.
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Dad, look, Ladybird and Doggie
like each other.
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Of course they do, son, they're neighbors.
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You know, Kahn, I just found
a breeding partner for my Ladybird.
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If you're interested in having
a real American dog, I can give...
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What the hell? Get him off of her!
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Your Ladybird, she real slut!
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Ladybird is not a slut. She is in heat.
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Her hormones have overwhelmed
her natural modesty.
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For Pete's sake, would you tie up your dog?
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You tie your dog. She seduced my Doggie.
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That's ridiculous, Ladybird can only love
another purebred Georgia Bloodhound.
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You know what I think, Hank Hill?
I think you a narrow-minded redneck!
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Oh, I get it. Just because I'm from Texas,
I got to be some kind of redneck!
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The Chinese and their stupid stereotypes!
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Get off my property!
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Sorry, Ladybird, I know you didn't mean...
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to have relations with that dog.
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But I got to tie you up anyway, if only
to protect your virtue and good name.
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BOOMHAUER: Man.
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Well, hey, look at that.
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Maybe Kahn'll let you borrow
his sexy little import.
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I'd cut my entire quarter acre
with a Lady Bic...
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before I'd borrow that man's mower.
I just don't like him.
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- Why? Because he's Chinese?
- No.
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I thought he was Korean.
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What the hell's the difference?
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I don't like the man. That has
nothing to do with where he's from.
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I'm no redneck.
He could be from Mars, for all I care.
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Believe me, Hank,
if Kahn were from Mars, you'd care.
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Especially after he's stolen every last drop
of Earth's drinkable water...
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to transport back to his home planet...
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Mars.
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PEGGY: Come on, stop dawdling.
We have to pick up that pizza...
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before the cheese gets cold
and the pineapple gets hot.
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What's the rush?
If we're not there in 30 minutes, it's free.
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MINH: Peggy Hill!
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LUANNE: Wait! Aunt Peggy, it's Minh!
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MINH: Stop.
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Why, Minh, I almost did not see you there.
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Peggy Hill!
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I feel deeply sorry about dinner.
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We get off to bad start.
I say things I should only have thought.
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Oh, Minh, thank you.
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It must've taken a lot of courage
to apologize like that.
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And I know.
I was once the new girl in town, myself.
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Me, Kahn, Kahn Jr.,
have a barbecue tomorrow.
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It mean so much if you come.
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Well, thank you, Minh.
We would be honored to come.
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If you need any help with the barbecue...
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or if you just want to know
what a barbecue is, you give me a call.
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Uh-uh, Peggy.
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I can't go, I won't.
Not after what he said about Ladybird.
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Oh, Hank, come on.
Minh and I just made up.
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We have to go, and if you stay home...
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people will think you don't like Kahn
because he's Oriental.
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That is ridiculous.
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I hate the man
because he's rude and nasty.
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Not because of what
his people did to us in WW II.
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Hank, I know that. But everyone else,
they'll say Hank Hill is a racist.
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What the hell kind of country is this,
where I can only hate a man if he's white?
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Hank Hill, you will go to that party,
you will pretend to like Kahn...
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and you will drink until you actually do.
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Go on.
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- Howdy, Kahn.
- Howdy, howdy, howdy.
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Here you go.
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I thought you might enjoy 7.5 gallons
of pure, premium propane.
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Are you kidding? No, I cook with mesquite.
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Give meat nice taste of wood.
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And I cook with propane.
Gives meat nice taste of meat.
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- Hank Hill.
- Hey, whatever.
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Some cultures like mesquite,
some prefer propane.
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Doesn't mean we can't all get along.
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Just because I happen to sell propane
and propane accessories...
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Okay, go stick tank on the table.
Keep napkins from blowing away.
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- Kahn Souphanousinphone.
- Okay.
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You honor me by giving me gas.
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Doggie's just like me.
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He's new in town,
and he's only got one friend.
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Yeah.
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But at least you're not tied up.
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If I were, I'd just dislocate my shoulders
and slip out of the knot.
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I'd chew through the leash.
I bet it tastes just like a Bible cover.
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Hey...
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Let's untie him. They belong together.
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And it's fun to watch them play piggyback.
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There you go, boy. Go play with Ladybird.
Be with your true love.
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Wait, come back! You're in love!
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KAHN JR: Doggie! No, come back!
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Look, it's Peggy Hill! My new best friend!
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She's so pretty in her
little yellow sundress.
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Oh, Minh, you are so sweet.
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I could just mix you up in some Jell-O,
and eat you for dessert!
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Peggy Hill, look at husbands!
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Too bad men don't get along like we do.
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We get along. Men stupid, women smart.
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The whole world over.
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Hey, look what I make,
Peggy Hill Brown Betty.
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But that's impossible,
I never gave you the...
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Where'd you get my granny's recipe?
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I figure it out myself,
and then make it better.
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Her recipe missing one thing. Flavor!
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- I beg your P?
- I add flavor, nutmeg flavor.
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Now taste much better, don't you think?
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MINH: Please to try Peggy Brown Betty.
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Would you like Peggy Brown Betty?
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It's tasty, delicious.
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To be honest, I have always had trouble
keeping your Brown Betty down...
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but this here is pure heaven.
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HANK: Those burgers look done to me.
KAHN: Not yet.
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- You might want to turn them now.
- Too soon.
244
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Okay.
245
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246
00:13:27,772 --> 00:13:31,105
- You might want to turn them now!
- No! Please go away.
247
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Please, Kahn, you're burning them.
That's too much char!
248
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Shut mouth and open mouth!
249
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Boy, howdy!
That is the best damn burger I ever ate.
250
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Stop! Stop pushing!
There's enough for everyone...
251
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if three people go home right now! Joke!
252
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Doggie.
253
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,322
Doggie?
254
00:13:56,935 --> 00:13:59,062
- Kahn Jr?
- Yeah?
255
00:13:59,337 --> 00:14:02,864
- Why are you named "Kahn Jr."?
- My father wanted a boy.
256
00:14:03,074 --> 00:14:04,666
Yeah, so did mine.
257
00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,142
My dad is so lame.
258
00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:08,611
He makes me practice violin
five hours a day.
259
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,945
My dad won't let me watch TV
more than five hours a day.
260
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:16,215
Well, my dad's making me memorize
2,000 words for the SAT.
261
00:14:16,354 --> 00:14:18,219
He's such an autocrat.
262
00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:21,017
What's a S- A-T?
263
00:14:21,893 --> 00:14:25,989
I tell you, Peggy, there's nothing
these people can't make better.
264
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:30,559
First the automobile, then the color TV,
and now the hamburger.
265
00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:32,029
How do they do it?
266
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With a dash of nutmeg, Hank!
A dash of nutmeg!
267
00:14:35,607 --> 00:14:36,631
Oh, Peggy Hill!
268
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:39,939
Your husband like burger so much,
I give you recipe.
269
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Now you can please him.
270
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I don't care what country he's from.
271
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Any man who can make a burger like that
is okay by me.
272
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273
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You said it!
274
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It was so good, it's almost a shame
to lose it to the process of digestion.
275
00:14:56,027 --> 00:14:58,723
I tell you what,
that dang old onion soup powder, man.
276
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Just put a little bit of that,
you don't need no grilled onions.
277
00:15:01,966 --> 00:15:04,594
How about you, Dale?
How many you got under your belt?
278
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- Zero.
- How come?
279
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I don't eat dog.
280
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Okay, here are the facts as I see them.
281
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- Kahn served you dog.
- Kahn did not serve us dog.
282
00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:28,356
That's just an awful stereotype.
Chinese people don't really do that.
283
00:15:28,426 --> 00:15:29,393
I don't know.
284
00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:32,453
Anyone crazy enough
to put nutmeg in Brown Betty...
285
00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:34,725
well, they'd be crazy enough
to do anything.
286
00:15:34,799 --> 00:15:38,792
Even if they did feed us dog,
you know, who are we?
287
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:42,697
Who are we to judge other cultures?
Maybe they're on to something!
288
00:15:42,707 --> 00:15:42,934
Who are we to judge other cultures?
Maybe they're on to something!
289
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:45,937
They did invent paper, you know.
290
00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:49,275
Quit talking like that!
Dog is man's best friend.
291
00:15:49,346 --> 00:15:51,814
- Would you eat your best friend?
- Of course not!
292
00:15:51,882 --> 00:15:54,749
Are we talking about
some kind of lifeboat situation, here?
293
00:15:54,819 --> 00:15:57,014
I don't want to paint myself into a corner.
294
00:15:57,088 --> 00:16:00,615
Look, I can settle this right now.
That woman gave us the recipe.
295
00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:04,921
See, right here. It says
"chopped meat," not "chopped dog."
296
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DALE: Dog is meat.
297
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You said it, friend.
298
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I was just trying to get that awful taste
off my fingers.
299
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300
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301
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HANK: Doggie?
302
00:16:30,821 --> 00:16:32,584
MINH: Hello? Dog pound?
303
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Hello? I'm looking for dog.
304
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Sweet, sweet, dog.
305
00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:40,692
Have big barbecue today and dog run out.
306
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About 20, 25 pound.
307
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,097
Good Lord, it's true!
308
00:16:45,202 --> 00:16:49,536
I call you back.
Hank Hill, what a nice surprise.
309
00:16:49,607 --> 00:16:52,440
Kahn, come quick! Your best friend is here!
310
00:16:52,543 --> 00:16:54,977
Oh, no, that's okay.
311
00:16:55,045 --> 00:16:56,808
What you doing here?
312
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:01,747
I can't hear you over my Weed Whacker!
313
00:17:02,086 --> 00:17:05,578
- Where you going, Hank Hill? Stop!
- I can't hear you.
314
00:17:05,656 --> 00:17:08,887
My chrysanthemums! What you doing?
315
00:17:09,093 --> 00:17:11,857
KAHN: You ruin my yard!
You crazy redneck!
316
00:17:11,929 --> 00:17:13,055
317
00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:17,226
We're never gonna find Doggie.
318
00:17:17,301 --> 00:17:20,031
I know. Want to ride bikes?
319
00:17:20,905 --> 00:17:25,740
Hey, Ladybird's a Bloodhound.
Maybe she could find Doggie.
320
00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:26,999
Yeah!
321
00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:28,736
Come on, Ladybird!
322
00:17:28,813 --> 00:17:30,474
Lead us to Doggie!
323
00:17:31,215 --> 00:17:32,204
324
00:17:36,086 --> 00:17:37,451
325
00:17:39,223 --> 00:17:41,054
326
00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:43,282
327
00:17:45,796 --> 00:17:49,664
My God, Dale! You were right!
Their dog is gone, all gone.
328
00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:53,169
I caught Minh on the phone
with some kind of doggie butcher.
329
00:17:53,237 --> 00:17:54,966
She was placing an order.
330
00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,666
This is very dangerous.
331
00:17:56,774 --> 00:17:59,800
They know that you know.
And now, they got to come after you.
332
00:17:59,877 --> 00:18:01,174
HANK: They do?
DALE: Yep.
333
00:18:01,245 --> 00:18:03,975
They'll get you with a blow dart.
That's their way.
334
00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:07,108
You'll just think it's a mosquito bite,
until you die.
335
00:18:07,184 --> 00:18:08,674
Then you'll know the truth.
336
00:18:08,752 --> 00:18:12,210
Why would they shoot people?
Human meat's tough, flavorless.
337
00:18:12,289 --> 00:18:15,019
They should be out hunting for more dog!
338
00:18:15,392 --> 00:18:16,381
339
00:18:18,696 --> 00:18:21,290
Good God! He's got Ladybird!
340
00:18:25,102 --> 00:18:27,593
It's still wet. Maybe there's time.
341
00:18:28,005 --> 00:18:30,701
Come on, guys! We got to save Ladybird!
342
00:18:34,578 --> 00:18:38,344
I've been hit!
Quick, somebody suck out the poison!
343
00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:41,383
344
00:18:48,592 --> 00:18:50,890
345
00:18:55,399 --> 00:18:57,367
Oh, no! Ladybird!
346
00:18:57,501 --> 00:18:58,525
347
00:19:00,871 --> 00:19:02,839
That psycho redneck is back.
348
00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:05,603
Why he so mad? I do something wrong?
349
00:19:05,676 --> 00:19:07,803
You're the one who insulted his propane.
350
00:19:07,878 --> 00:19:10,938
You're the one who made fun
of Peggy Hill's monster feet!
351
00:19:11,015 --> 00:19:14,610
HANK: Open up, Kahn! Open up, now!
KAHN: Get my bat.
352
00:19:14,685 --> 00:19:16,209
HANK: I know you're in there!
353
00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:18,380
Go away! I do nothing wrong!
354
00:19:18,455 --> 00:19:23,119
Kahn, I understand that life is valued
differently in your part of the world...
355
00:19:23,193 --> 00:19:26,651
largely as a result
of overcrowding and famine.
356
00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:29,190
But you're in my country now.
357
00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:31,461
You're a crazy man! I call the police.
358
00:19:31,535 --> 00:19:34,527
If anyone's gonna be calling the police,
it's gonna be me!
359
00:19:34,605 --> 00:19:37,073
KAHN: Please! What you want from me?
360
00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:40,133
HANK: I want my Ladybird!
You understand me?
361
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:42,235
Give me my dog back, or else!
362
00:19:42,313 --> 00:19:43,974
363
00:19:44,048 --> 00:19:47,347
Tough guy, I so scared.
You want a piece of this?
364
00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:49,443
- Dad, no!
- It's all our fault!
365
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:50,680
BOBBY: We lost the dogs.
366
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:53,416
They wanted to play with each other,
so we untied them.
367
00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:55,515
They ran away. Now we can't find them.
368
00:19:55,592 --> 00:19:58,288
You what? You mean, you...
369
00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:01,195
The dogs? They're still alive?
370
00:20:01,265 --> 00:20:04,860
- What you think happen?
- Well, I... Nothing.
371
00:20:04,935 --> 00:20:08,962
- We're sorry, Dad. We looked everywhere.
- We really did.
372
00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:11,439
Bobby, you really screwed up this time.
373
00:20:11,508 --> 00:20:14,102
Kahn Jr., you fall in with a bad crowd.
374
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,043
You made me fight with my neighbor.
375
00:20:16,113 --> 00:20:17,808
You made the neighbor man crazy.
376
00:20:17,881 --> 00:20:19,712
BOTH: Go to your room!
377
00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:22,951
What? You say, "Go to your room"?
378
00:20:23,988 --> 00:20:27,014
I say, "Go to your room." You spank?
379
00:20:27,091 --> 00:20:31,687
- No, sir. Don't believe in it.
- No, me neither. I think it barbaric.
380
00:20:31,762 --> 00:20:34,856
HANK: How about bed without dessert?
KAHN: Never fail.
381
00:20:35,699 --> 00:20:38,065
Wouldn't figure a child
could be motivated...
382
00:20:38,135 --> 00:20:40,865
by a fortune cookie and an orange slice.
383
00:20:41,538 --> 00:20:45,531
The cookie may be small,
but it contain great wisdom.
384
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:47,871
And orange is sweet and juicy.
385
00:20:47,945 --> 00:20:52,746
You know, Kahn, we may deny our kids
completely different desserts...
386
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:57,048
but they both go to bed hungry,
and that's what really matters.
387
00:20:57,421 --> 00:20:58,445
388
00:20:58,522 --> 00:21:01,616
Guess we're not so different after all.
389
00:21:02,526 --> 00:21:03,891
Boy, howdy.
390
00:21:03,994 --> 00:21:05,393
391
00:21:07,064 --> 00:21:09,032
- Ladybird!
- Doggie!
392
00:21:09,299 --> 00:21:10,926
393
00:21:11,168 --> 00:21:12,601
Doggie Kahn!
394
00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:15,936
Welcome to the neighborhood, Kahn...
395
00:21:16,006 --> 00:21:19,066
Soup-ha-nousinp-hone.
396
00:21:19,143 --> 00:21:22,044
Just call me Kahn. I don't got all damn day.
397
00:21:24,048 --> 00:21:25,242
398
00:21:25,315 --> 00:21:29,547
I'm running out of time!
Give me the antidote, man.
399
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:32,723
400
00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:44,663
This is my granny's Five-Alarm Jambalaya.
401
00:21:47,204 --> 00:21:50,799
You want less hot, more spicy.
Add nutmeg.
402
00:21:51,108 --> 00:21:54,305
"Less hot, more spicy,
add nutmeg." Of course, okay.
403
00:21:54,945 --> 00:21:57,539
Aunt Laverne's Chicken Fried Chicken.
404
00:21:58,115 --> 00:22:00,777
Too much Mrs. Dash, add nutmeg.
405
00:22:00,851 --> 00:22:02,580
"Too much Mrs. Dash."
406
00:22:02,652 --> 00:22:05,587
And this here is my very own rabbit stew.
407
00:22:06,022 --> 00:22:09,822
Rabbit! You rednecks will eat anything!
408
00:22:10,305 --> 00:23:10,476
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