1 00:00:04,237 --> 00:00:06,831 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:14,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 3 00:00:31,697 --> 00:00:34,791 PEGGY: Now, Minh, the game of Boggle is really quite simple. 4 00:00:34,867 --> 00:00:38,325 The goal is to make words out of these 25 letter cubes. 5 00:00:38,504 --> 00:00:39,493 6 00:00:40,572 --> 00:00:42,267 Bametomyam. 7 00:00:42,341 --> 00:00:44,400 It's gotta be a real word, honey. 8 00:00:44,476 --> 00:00:47,377 Yes. Bametomyam. Thai spicy noodle soup. 9 00:00:47,513 --> 00:00:48,741 Tasty and delicious. 10 00:00:51,183 --> 00:00:55,813 I tell you, I hate to see Nancy cooped up all Sunday, playing that Boggle. 11 00:00:56,088 --> 00:00:57,680 It's a beautiful day. 12 00:00:57,756 --> 00:01:00,350 She ought to be outside, hanging my laundry. 13 00:01:00,426 --> 00:01:03,293 ANNOUNCER: Sunday! Sunday! And Saturday. 14 00:01:03,362 --> 00:01:05,728 It's the 9th Annual Dallas Mower Expo. 15 00:01:05,798 --> 00:01:10,258 Be there, as the biggest names in mowers unveil the latest grass-cutting technology. 16 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:13,601 Thrill to the spectacle of the Snapper Precision-Mowing Team! 17 00:01:13,672 --> 00:01:17,199 See King Mulch take on a Texas-sized pile of twigs! 18 00:01:17,276 --> 00:01:20,006 Over 10,000 oil paintings must be sold! 19 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:24,243 Don't miss the Dallas Mower Expo! Be there! 20 00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:28,881 PEGGY: "Pad Thai" doesn't count, Minh. I guess I win again. 21 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:32,788 Boy, Aunt Peg, the words I don't know could fill a dictionary. 22 00:01:32,858 --> 00:01:37,056 The Elks are having a Boggle tournament to raise bail money for their treasurer. 23 00:01:37,129 --> 00:01:38,528 Maybe you should enter. 24 00:01:38,597 --> 00:01:41,031 Me? Oh, fish. I just play for fun. 25 00:01:41,133 --> 00:01:42,896 Minh, you owe me $13. 26 00:01:42,968 --> 00:01:47,701 Thank you for Boggle lesson, Peggy Hill. Maybe next week I teach you mahjong. 27 00:01:47,873 --> 00:01:49,431 Bring your checkbook! 28 00:01:49,508 --> 00:01:53,000 Hank, I'm thinking of entering a Boggle tournament over at the Elks. 29 00:01:53,078 --> 00:01:56,377 Boggle? Boy, the Elks will do anything for a dollar. 30 00:01:56,448 --> 00:02:00,817 Are they still playing that game where the cow's gotta drop dung in a square? 31 00:02:00,886 --> 00:02:04,845 Boggle is nothing like Cow Bingo, Hank. Boggle is a game of wits. 32 00:02:04,923 --> 00:02:07,289 Now, Cow Bingo is a game of strategy. 33 00:02:09,061 --> 00:02:10,426 34 00:02:11,330 --> 00:02:12,319 Hoo-yeah! 35 00:02:15,601 --> 00:02:19,196 All right, Peggy, I replaced my watch battery, ate a Cinnabon... 36 00:02:19,271 --> 00:02:22,672 and bought a P-trap. I can't kill any more time. Let's go. 37 00:02:22,741 --> 00:02:25,141 Shh, Hank. It is only Round 5. 38 00:02:25,377 --> 00:02:26,366 39 00:02:27,479 --> 00:02:28,810 "Impatient." 40 00:02:30,983 --> 00:02:33,918 Okay, that's time. Pencils down. Let's tote 'em up. 41 00:02:33,986 --> 00:02:38,582 I hope you don't mind, but I only used words that appear in Patsy Cline lyrics. 42 00:02:38,657 --> 00:02:39,646 43 00:02:46,865 --> 00:02:47,957 Okay. 44 00:02:48,467 --> 00:02:49,491 Hoo-yeah! 45 00:02:49,568 --> 00:02:52,162 Boy, that wife of yours is pretty good. 46 00:02:52,237 --> 00:02:55,434 I guess that's why they call her your better half. 47 00:02:55,607 --> 00:02:57,336 Who calls her that? 48 00:02:57,976 --> 00:02:59,068 They. 49 00:02:59,144 --> 00:03:02,170 And I hope that your leg gets better real soon... 50 00:03:02,247 --> 00:03:04,112 Zachary Quinn Jr. 51 00:03:04,216 --> 00:03:05,547 52 00:03:06,151 --> 00:03:07,846 MAN: How does she do it? 53 00:03:09,354 --> 00:03:11,515 LUANNE: Oh, my goodness! Congratulations! 54 00:03:11,590 --> 00:03:12,784 BOBBY: You won, Mom! 55 00:03:12,858 --> 00:03:16,487 Looks like someone is gonna have to clear some room on his trophy shelf. 56 00:03:16,562 --> 00:03:19,497 HANK: Hey, easy, Peggy. That's my MVP trophy. 57 00:03:19,631 --> 00:03:22,065 Mom's trophy is bigger than yours. 58 00:03:22,801 --> 00:03:24,928 Oh, pooh. I don't care about the trophy. 59 00:03:25,003 --> 00:03:29,099 The real honor is getting to represent Arlen in the State Boggle Championship. 60 00:03:29,174 --> 00:03:32,007 You're going to State? That is so exciting! 61 00:03:32,077 --> 00:03:35,478 Just like when Uncle Hank went to State for high school football. 62 00:03:35,547 --> 00:03:38,311 Oh, yeah. It's exactly like that, Luanne. 63 00:03:38,383 --> 00:03:42,410 PEGGY: Oh, well, it might not be football, but there are over 200 competitors... 64 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:45,753 and you're allowed to bring a coach. You wanna be my coach? 65 00:03:45,824 --> 00:03:47,883 A Boggle coach? What would I do? 66 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,793 You don't have to do anything. You just have to be there. 67 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:53,423 Unless you want me to go off to Dallas by myself. 68 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:56,332 Dallas? I don't want you going to Dallas at all! 69 00:03:56,401 --> 00:03:59,768 That place is crawling with crackheads and debutantes! 70 00:03:59,838 --> 00:04:01,931 Half of them play for the Cowboys. 71 00:04:02,007 --> 00:04:05,704 Come on, Hank. It's just for the weekend. We'll be back on Sunday. 72 00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:08,642 ANNOUNCER: Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! 73 00:04:08,947 --> 00:04:13,111 Guess who's going to the mower show? If you guess right, you can come with me. 74 00:04:13,185 --> 00:04:15,676 It's you. Right? Did I win? 75 00:04:15,921 --> 00:04:17,286 Am I going? 76 00:04:17,356 --> 00:04:19,881 Boy, how'd you manage to swing that with Peggy? 77 00:04:19,958 --> 00:04:22,756 She don't like mowers like we like mowers. 78 00:04:22,828 --> 00:04:25,524 Simple. I found a Boggle tournament in Dallas... 79 00:04:25,597 --> 00:04:27,929 to keep her busy, while we have some real fun. 80 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,969 Check it out, man. Talk about road trip. The Big D Motel, man. 81 00:04:31,036 --> 00:04:34,767 You're talking about "The biggest names in mowers and clippers! Be there!" 82 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,740 Man, it's gonna be fun. 83 00:04:37,409 --> 00:04:38,671 84 00:04:38,810 --> 00:04:42,644 Let's go, Peggy! We gotta get to Dallas before the gangs wake up! 85 00:04:42,714 --> 00:04:45,615 PEGGY: Hank! Shh! It's 4:00 a.m. 86 00:04:46,151 --> 00:04:47,982 Can I go back to bed, Aunt Peggy? 87 00:04:48,053 --> 00:04:51,545 I need to get eight hours of beauty sleep and then write a paper on it. 88 00:04:51,623 --> 00:04:54,387 In a minute, honey. Now, it is very important... 89 00:04:54,459 --> 00:04:56,552 that we know we can trust you two. 90 00:04:56,628 --> 00:04:58,994 Now, no parties while we're gone. 91 00:04:59,064 --> 00:05:00,156 Okay. 92 00:05:00,532 --> 00:05:01,760 Bye-bye. 93 00:05:02,601 --> 00:05:06,264 On behalf of the Arlen Boggle Boosters... 94 00:05:06,338 --> 00:05:09,136 I'd like to present you with this jacket. 95 00:05:09,374 --> 00:05:11,342 Good luck, Peggy! W-l-N! 96 00:05:12,344 --> 00:05:16,678 I promise to make Dairy King, Mr. Lube, and Rivera Sump Pumps proud! 97 00:05:16,815 --> 00:05:20,478 This weekend, Peggy Hill is gonna put Arlen, Texas, on the map! 98 00:05:20,552 --> 00:05:23,783 Okay, Peggy Hill. Good luck and maybe goodbye. 99 00:05:23,855 --> 00:05:24,844 Maybe? 100 00:05:24,923 --> 00:05:28,723 Where I come from, either you come home a winner or you not come home at all! 101 00:05:28,794 --> 00:05:31,262 Good luck, Peggy Hill. Goodbye. 102 00:05:47,813 --> 00:05:49,906 103 00:05:55,587 --> 00:05:58,283 - What are you watching? - Risky Business. 104 00:05:58,423 --> 00:06:01,915 Luanne, that movie's got bad words and adult situations. 105 00:06:02,094 --> 00:06:04,927 Not anymore. I rented it at Blockbuster. 106 00:06:05,797 --> 00:06:10,427 I also got a fire-safety video starring Chuck Mangione! Want to watch? 107 00:06:10,502 --> 00:06:13,835 No, thanks. I'm kinda in the middle of doing laundry. 108 00:06:13,905 --> 00:06:15,964 Okay. But remember... 109 00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:19,533 Chuck says, "Always unplug your iron after use." 110 00:06:19,611 --> 00:06:21,078 BOBBY: Thanks for the tip. 111 00:06:28,954 --> 00:06:32,822 It's okay, honey. Valet parking is included in the price of the room. 112 00:06:32,891 --> 00:06:35,223 I don't like the looks of this one, Peggy. 113 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:38,195 He's just itching to take my truck for a joyride. 114 00:06:38,463 --> 00:06:39,452 115 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:43,595 116 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:44,761 117 00:06:44,836 --> 00:06:46,098 PEGGY: Oh, Hank! 118 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,865 It's lovely. Look at that. 119 00:06:52,511 --> 00:06:56,709 Look, everyone. It's Peggy Hill. Boggle champ of Arlen, Texas. 120 00:07:01,353 --> 00:07:04,447 JOAN: I'm Joan, Boggle Hospitality Coordinator. 121 00:07:04,523 --> 00:07:08,926 Here's your tournament tote bag, a schedule of events, and a Boggle lei. 122 00:07:10,929 --> 00:07:12,089 123 00:07:12,164 --> 00:07:14,428 Joan, this is my husband, Hank. 124 00:07:14,499 --> 00:07:18,799 Wonderful! We have tons of activities to occupy you while Peggy plays Boggle. 125 00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:22,431 You look like you could use a wallet. Would you like to make a wallet? 126 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:26,845 I don't think so. Harley Davidson already made one for me. 127 00:07:26,978 --> 00:07:30,106 Now, Hank is not just my husband. He is also my coach. 128 00:07:30,181 --> 00:07:33,014 Well, then you'll be needing one of these. 129 00:07:35,553 --> 00:07:38,750 Come on, Peggy. There's a Parker Brother I want you to meet. 130 00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:42,885 TV: So take it from me, Chuck Mangione... 131 00:07:42,961 --> 00:07:45,657 unplugging the iron feels so good! 132 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:47,254 Can you dig it? 133 00:07:50,702 --> 00:07:52,693 LUANNE: Bobby, wait! Use a coaster! 134 00:07:52,770 --> 00:07:53,759 Uh-oh. 135 00:07:55,773 --> 00:07:59,971 What have you done? That coffee table is trashed! 136 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:03,411 Your parents trusted us, Bobby, and we let them down. 137 00:08:03,982 --> 00:08:07,543 They won't be home for 48 hours! I'll think of something. 138 00:08:08,553 --> 00:08:11,181 Hey, I got it! You think of something. 139 00:08:11,589 --> 00:08:14,217 HANK: I'm checking in. The name's Hank Hill. 140 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:19,853 - Nope, I have a Peggy Hill. - Yeah, that's it. Hank and Peggy Hill. 141 00:08:19,931 --> 00:08:21,489 I have a Peggy Hill. 142 00:08:21,566 --> 00:08:22,897 She's my wife! 143 00:08:22,967 --> 00:08:26,130 Oh, okay. "Mr. And Mrs. Peggy Hill." 144 00:08:26,204 --> 00:08:28,069 Now, you listen to me! 145 00:08:28,139 --> 00:08:31,597 The name is Hank Hill! Mr. Hank Hill! 146 00:08:31,910 --> 00:08:34,538 Peggy married me! I didn't marry her! 147 00:08:35,113 --> 00:08:37,081 What are you looking at? 148 00:08:38,249 --> 00:08:40,649 Oh, look, Peggy, it's Cissy Cobb... 149 00:08:40,718 --> 00:08:44,347 Boggle champion of Dallas for seven non-consecutive years. 150 00:08:45,790 --> 00:08:48,281 PEGGY: Oh, excuse me, Cissy. 151 00:08:48,359 --> 00:08:50,884 I am fellow Boggle champ, Peggy Hill. 152 00:08:50,962 --> 00:08:55,524 My, my. What an interesting jacket. Did you patch that together yourself? 153 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,626 Actually, it was given to me by the Arlen Boggle Boosters. 154 00:08:58,703 --> 00:09:01,103 They got local businesses to sponsor my trip. 155 00:09:01,172 --> 00:09:03,834 Oh, how exciting. 156 00:09:04,175 --> 00:09:07,941 Why, you're at the very beginning of a rags-to-riches story. 157 00:09:08,246 --> 00:09:09,645 158 00:09:13,751 --> 00:09:17,346 BOBBY: Okay. The guy at Home Depot said all we gotta do... 159 00:09:17,422 --> 00:09:20,619 is strip, sand, varnish, buff, varnish... 160 00:09:20,692 --> 00:09:22,785 buff, varnish, wax, buff. 161 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:26,557 Oh, God! Your parents are gonna be home in 47 hours! Hurry! 162 00:09:27,632 --> 00:09:28,656 No! 163 00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:33,994 BOBBY: That was close. 164 00:09:39,377 --> 00:09:41,277 BURNETT: Why, hello there, Peggy Hill. 165 00:09:41,379 --> 00:09:44,314 Name's Burnett, Cissy Cobb's husband-coach. 166 00:09:44,382 --> 00:09:45,815 Actually, my name... 167 00:09:45,883 --> 00:09:48,909 You don't have to explain. I got an uncle named Leslie. 168 00:09:48,987 --> 00:09:52,115 And the Duke himself, John Wayne, was really named Marion. 169 00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:53,418 You take that back! 170 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,727 BOBBY: The stain's not coming out! I'm gonna put it on high. 171 00:09:59,597 --> 00:10:01,224 172 00:10:07,505 --> 00:10:08,494 173 00:10:08,639 --> 00:10:10,334 174 00:10:13,478 --> 00:10:14,740 PEGGY: Oh, Hank. 175 00:10:15,513 --> 00:10:19,677 I have dreamt of this moment ever since I reached ages-8-and-up. 176 00:10:19,984 --> 00:10:23,886 Yeah. So I'll see you at dinner. I gotta get to the mower show. 177 00:10:24,522 --> 00:10:28,424 You can't leave now. You are my coach. I need you. 178 00:10:28,659 --> 00:10:31,924 You, of all people, should understand, I am at State. 179 00:10:32,563 --> 00:10:34,190 This is my moment. 180 00:10:34,298 --> 00:10:37,859 You know, when I close my eyes, I see myself in the winner's circle. 181 00:10:37,935 --> 00:10:41,803 And you are right there next to me. My coach. My man. 182 00:10:42,073 --> 00:10:46,134 And we drive back to Arlen with that big-ass Boggle trophy... 183 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:50,374 mounted on the hood of your old truck like some beautiful, gold-plated... 184 00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:52,848 bare-breasted, Rolls Royce angel! 185 00:10:53,651 --> 00:10:57,451 Well, when I close my eyes, I see myself at the mower show... 186 00:10:57,955 --> 00:11:02,221 and you're there, too, like some beauty queen of yore... 187 00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:06,059 wearing a fur coat and a gold hat. 188 00:11:07,298 --> 00:11:09,061 Oh, all right! I'll stay. 189 00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:11,567 EMCEE: Coaches, please clear the gaming floor! 190 00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:15,663 Oh, I forgot. Coaches have to watch from a closed-circuit TV room. 191 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,230 Hold my purse? 192 00:11:38,696 --> 00:11:40,926 Well, hello, Patches. 193 00:11:41,365 --> 00:11:44,095 You must be here for your Boggle lesson. 194 00:11:44,836 --> 00:11:46,827 EMCEE: Bogglers, take your marks! 195 00:11:47,672 --> 00:11:48,696 196 00:11:48,773 --> 00:11:50,035 Oh, yeah. 197 00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:53,336 198 00:11:53,611 --> 00:11:55,340 199 00:12:08,493 --> 00:12:09,482 200 00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:14,623 Vowel cubes are running cold. 201 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:18,427 Coaches note. It's a good day for "sometimes Y." 202 00:12:18,736 --> 00:12:23,230 Hey, Cobb, for $7.50, I can ride the mower that cut the Grassy Knoll. 203 00:12:23,908 --> 00:12:28,368 "Patina, pendant, panoply, and lobster." 204 00:12:28,913 --> 00:12:31,438 Cissy Cobb, 73 points! 205 00:12:31,649 --> 00:12:33,947 Peggy Hill, your words, please. 206 00:12:35,286 --> 00:12:36,378 "Dang." 207 00:12:36,454 --> 00:12:37,443 208 00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:41,688 "Dang" is not a word! That's just some backwoods patois. 209 00:12:42,393 --> 00:12:46,124 Winner, Cissy Cobb! 73-0. 210 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,422 Dang. 211 00:12:52,670 --> 00:12:55,036 I am so stupid! 212 00:12:55,907 --> 00:12:59,365 Oh, you're not stupid. Heck, you're smarter than me. 213 00:12:59,443 --> 00:13:01,240 Oh, big deal. 214 00:13:02,613 --> 00:13:05,309 Well, you're smarter than anyone else in Arlen. 215 00:13:05,616 --> 00:13:07,447 Well, whoop-dee-doo! 216 00:13:07,518 --> 00:13:10,954 I am the smartest hillbilly in Hillbilly Town! 217 00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:15,217 I'm trying, Peggy, I just... 218 00:13:15,426 --> 00:13:19,829 You know, Coach said something that would fire us up when we were behind. 219 00:13:20,531 --> 00:13:21,896 Yeah? What? 220 00:13:21,966 --> 00:13:25,561 Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry for yourself? 221 00:13:25,636 --> 00:13:29,834 Well, you should be, 'cause you are dirt! You make me sick, you big baby! 222 00:13:29,907 --> 00:13:32,535 Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle? 223 00:13:32,777 --> 00:13:35,109 Why are you yelling at me? 224 00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:38,708 I'm trying to be your coach! 225 00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:41,413 It's inspiring. 226 00:13:41,485 --> 00:13:44,852 Well, thank you. 'Cause I feel worse than ever. 227 00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:47,551 Well, it worked for the team. 228 00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:50,691 PEGGY: No, it didn't. You went to State and lost. 229 00:13:51,062 --> 00:13:55,226 Oh, jeez. I think I need one of those $8 beers. 230 00:13:58,769 --> 00:14:01,567 PEGGY: You were right, Hank. I am a loser. 231 00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:05,438 I am 255 out of 256. 232 00:14:05,509 --> 00:14:08,706 Oh, come on now. You're still doing better than... 233 00:14:09,046 --> 00:14:10,911 Boggle Playing Chicken. 234 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:18,516 EMCEE: Coaches! Please clear the gaming floor. 235 00:14:18,589 --> 00:14:21,922 Well, I guess that's my cue. You want me to hold your purse? 236 00:14:21,993 --> 00:14:25,896 Fine. This shouldn't take very long anyway. 237 00:14:27,497 --> 00:14:29,897 BILL: Wow, would you look at this place? 238 00:14:29,966 --> 00:14:32,628 I feel like the Pretty Woman. 239 00:14:35,405 --> 00:14:36,497 DALE: Hank? 240 00:14:36,706 --> 00:14:38,173 Oh! Hi, guys. 241 00:14:40,176 --> 00:14:43,612 - What are you doing with that purse? - I'm holding it for Peggy. 242 00:14:44,247 --> 00:14:45,236 Uh-huh. 243 00:14:45,415 --> 00:14:48,543 Come on, man. We're missing the mower show! Let's go! 244 00:14:52,255 --> 00:14:54,382 Well, maybe tomorrow. 245 00:14:54,457 --> 00:14:56,254 What's going on here, Hank? 246 00:14:56,326 --> 00:15:00,456 I got a pretty good dang old idea what's going on. I tell you what, man. It's a... 247 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:01,724 248 00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:06,292 Two days ago, you were like a little boy, all excited about the mower show. 249 00:15:06,569 --> 00:15:09,800 Now, you're this strange man holding a purse. 250 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,234 Which is it, Hank? 251 00:15:11,308 --> 00:15:14,505 Are you some kind of man? Or are you a little boy? 252 00:15:14,577 --> 00:15:16,875 I am still a little boy, damn it! 253 00:15:16,947 --> 00:15:21,350 And I am still excited about going to the mower show. Come on, let's go! 254 00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:22,941 255 00:15:27,057 --> 00:15:28,046 256 00:15:28,725 --> 00:15:30,590 Winner, Peggy Hill! 257 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:34,187 Oh, I don't believe it! You played a great game. 258 00:15:38,568 --> 00:15:41,833 ANNOUNCER: And on display in Booth 5, the blade from Slingblade. 259 00:15:44,607 --> 00:15:47,337 DALE: "Liberace's Mower, no flash photography." 260 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,079 261 00:15:57,554 --> 00:16:01,513 BOBBY: You sure you can get that ring out? I can't afford any more screwups. 262 00:16:01,591 --> 00:16:05,584 I just spent my last dollar on deodorizing carpet sealant. 263 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,627 What color is that? Is that Eggshell White? 264 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:13,266 It's gotta be Swiss Coffee! 265 00:16:14,037 --> 00:16:15,163 Oh, baby! 266 00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:18,368 Oh, man! 267 00:16:27,183 --> 00:16:28,343 268 00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:30,147 Winner, Peggy Hill! 269 00:16:31,421 --> 00:16:33,514 Winner, Peggy Hill! 270 00:16:34,924 --> 00:16:37,017 Winner, Peggy Hill! 271 00:16:38,628 --> 00:16:40,721 I did it! Guess what, Hank? 272 00:16:40,797 --> 00:16:42,890 We are going to the finals! 273 00:16:46,469 --> 00:16:50,462 Look at old Boomhauer, rolling and dodging and such. 274 00:16:50,874 --> 00:16:53,468 BOOMHAUER: Dang! Somebody pick up that dang old rock! 275 00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:58,207 I tell you, I haven't had this much fun since our last football road trip. 276 00:16:58,581 --> 00:17:00,879 Remember? When we went to State? 277 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:03,475 And even old Peg was there. Remember? 278 00:17:03,553 --> 00:17:05,180 Yeah, I remember. 279 00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:08,791 Cheering her heart out when we were down 28-0. 280 00:17:14,631 --> 00:17:17,691 Man, this dang old piece of crap. Dang old blocked up. 281 00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,894 Get the grass out. There it is. 282 00:17:19,969 --> 00:17:20,958 283 00:17:21,037 --> 00:17:22,231 I ain't got no fingers! 284 00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:26,141 JOAN: I'm sorry, Peggy. We have to start the finals. 285 00:17:26,209 --> 00:17:29,337 Okay. As soon as I find my husband. I mean, coach. 286 00:17:29,446 --> 00:17:32,040 He's probably just refilling my rosin bag. 287 00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:36,381 CISSY: Don't kid yourself. He's probably too embarrassed to watch me beat you. 288 00:17:36,453 --> 00:17:37,818 PEGGY: Cissy Cobb? 289 00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:40,946 That's right, Patches! 290 00:17:41,324 --> 00:17:44,088 Looks like it's you and me in the finals. 291 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,388 292 00:17:46,129 --> 00:17:47,221 Hank? 293 00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:50,558 BRENT: Hello, and welcome to the Texas State Boggle Championships. 294 00:17:50,633 --> 00:17:54,467 We're coming to you live on the Dallas Grand Plaza Hospitality Channel... 295 00:17:54,537 --> 00:17:58,496 I'm Brent Steel and with me is Boggle grand master, Alexi Golgarin. 296 00:17:58,575 --> 00:18:01,408 Thanks, Brent. This should be a great final match. 297 00:18:01,478 --> 00:18:03,844 Two great Bogglers. Only one will be winner. 298 00:18:03,913 --> 00:18:06,939 All right, it's gonna be best of three. I want a clean game. 299 00:18:07,016 --> 00:18:09,917 No foreign words. No foreign objects. Shake! 300 00:18:14,557 --> 00:18:15,751 PEGGY: Oh, Hank. 301 00:18:15,825 --> 00:18:18,851 BRENT: Cissy Cobb is off to an excellent start in Round 1. 302 00:18:18,928 --> 00:18:20,520 ALEXl: Peggy Hill hesitated. 303 00:18:20,597 --> 00:18:23,998 That's going to cost her at least a four-letter word. 304 00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:26,632 BRENT: There goes Peggy Hill's pencil! 305 00:18:26,936 --> 00:18:29,928 ALEXl: With no coach, she's really at a disadvantage. 306 00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:36,444 BRENT: Incredible! What a scrapper! What a save! 307 00:18:36,946 --> 00:18:38,038 308 00:18:38,715 --> 00:18:42,310 BRENT: The players will now read their word lists, starting with Peggy Hill. 309 00:18:43,219 --> 00:18:46,655 "Sad, abandoned, abandons... 310 00:18:46,956 --> 00:18:48,924 "bad, man..." 311 00:18:54,931 --> 00:18:57,764 BRENT: We're in the final round of this championship match... 312 00:18:57,834 --> 00:18:59,324 and Peggy Hill is far behind. 313 00:18:59,402 --> 00:19:00,562 Peggy! 314 00:19:01,738 --> 00:19:04,366 ALEXl: Peggy Hill is down to her last pencil. 315 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,931 She has no more pencils in reserve. 316 00:19:07,343 --> 00:19:10,369 Everything rides on this pencil! 317 00:19:12,215 --> 00:19:15,878 BRENT: This is awful. I think it's all over for Peggy Hill. 318 00:19:15,952 --> 00:19:18,079 319 00:19:21,858 --> 00:19:24,349 Hank! Where the hell have you been? 320 00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:28,454 It doesn't matter where I've been. I figured out where I should be. 321 00:19:28,531 --> 00:19:31,659 Now, let's show them how we play Boggle in Arlen! 322 00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:33,702 Whatever you say, Coach! 323 00:19:36,973 --> 00:19:37,962 Hoo-yeah! 324 00:19:38,775 --> 00:19:41,403 325 00:20:01,064 --> 00:20:02,292 326 00:20:02,498 --> 00:20:05,763 BRENT: Peggy Hill was writing up a storm. But will it be enough? 327 00:20:06,669 --> 00:20:10,002 "Caviar, chinchilla, harpsichord." 328 00:20:13,543 --> 00:20:16,842 ALEXl: What confidence. She wrote "harpsichord." 329 00:20:16,913 --> 00:20:19,848 But not "harp" and not "chord." 330 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,379 A very bold gambit. 331 00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:24,278 332 00:20:24,821 --> 00:20:27,619 "Fish, fishes, slaw..." 333 00:20:27,690 --> 00:20:30,215 BRENT: Peggy Hill is using the opposite strategy. 334 00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:32,853 A long list of short words to narrow the gap. 335 00:20:32,929 --> 00:20:34,692 "...churn, churns... 336 00:20:34,897 --> 00:20:36,797 "apron, aprons..." 337 00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:40,700 BRENT: She needs 10 more points, and she only has one word remaining. 338 00:20:42,071 --> 00:20:43,265 "Ain't"? 339 00:20:44,874 --> 00:20:47,843 "Ain't" is not a word! I win! 340 00:20:49,779 --> 00:20:54,341 It ain't "ain't," Cissy Cobb. The word is "acquaintanceship"... 341 00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:58,317 as in, "It was not my pleasure to make your acquaintanceship." 342 00:20:58,388 --> 00:20:59,548 I win! 343 00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:02,582 BRENT: What an incredible upset! 344 00:21:02,659 --> 00:21:05,321 Peggy Hill is the new Texas State Boggle champion! 345 00:21:05,395 --> 00:21:09,333 Now, a description of the hotel fire safety procedures with Chuck Mangione. 346 00:21:09,466 --> 00:21:12,765 You did it, Peggy, just like you said! You're in the winner's circle! 347 00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:15,100 And you are right beside me, Hank. 348 00:21:16,606 --> 00:21:18,233 Loser! You're a loser! 349 00:21:18,308 --> 00:21:21,106 Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well, you should be! 350 00:21:21,178 --> 00:21:25,444 You know, there's something Coach said he would do if we ever won the big game. 351 00:21:25,515 --> 00:21:27,380 Oh, yeah? What's that? 352 00:21:39,763 --> 00:21:44,029 BOBBY: Let's go! Let's go! My parents are gonna be home any minute! 353 00:21:45,102 --> 00:21:47,536 What the hell is going on here? 354 00:21:47,637 --> 00:21:49,798 355 00:21:52,175 --> 00:21:54,405 This party is officially over! 356 00:21:54,478 --> 00:21:57,777 You kids get out of here before I call your parents! 357 00:21:57,848 --> 00:22:01,511 I don't know how you two could be so irresponsible. 358 00:22:01,852 --> 00:22:03,717 You are both grounded. 359 00:22:04,087 --> 00:22:07,352 What were you thinking? You've got school tomorrow! 360 00:22:08,305 --> 00:23:08,516 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com