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PEGGY: Now, Minh, the game of Boggle
is really quite simple.
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The goal is to make words out of
these 25 letter cubes.
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Bametomyam.
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It's gotta be a real word, honey.
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Yes. Bametomyam.
Thai spicy noodle soup.
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Tasty and delicious.
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I tell you, I hate to see Nancy cooped
up all Sunday, playing that Boggle.
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It's a beautiful day.
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She ought to be outside,
hanging my laundry.
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ANNOUNCER: Sunday! Sunday!
And Saturday.
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It's the 9th Annual Dallas Mower Expo.
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Be there, as the biggest names in mowers
unveil the latest grass-cutting technology.
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Thrill to the spectacle of
the Snapper Precision-Mowing Team!
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See King Mulch take on
a Texas-sized pile of twigs!
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Over 10,000 oil paintings must be sold!
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Don't miss the Dallas Mower Expo!
Be there!
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PEGGY: "Pad Thai" doesn't count, Minh.
I guess I win again.
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Boy, Aunt Peg, the words I don't know
could fill a dictionary.
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The Elks are having a Boggle tournament
to raise bail money for their treasurer.
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Maybe you should enter.
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Me? Oh, fish. I just play for fun.
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Minh, you owe me $13.
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Thank you for Boggle lesson, Peggy Hill.
Maybe next week I teach you mahjong.
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Bring your checkbook!
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Hank, I'm thinking of entering
a Boggle tournament over at the Elks.
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Boggle? Boy, the Elks will do
anything for a dollar.
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Are they still playing that game where
the cow's gotta drop dung in a square?
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Boggle is nothing like Cow Bingo, Hank.
Boggle is a game of wits.
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Now, Cow Bingo is a game of strategy.
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Hoo-yeah!
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All right, Peggy, I replaced
my watch battery, ate a Cinnabon...
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and bought a P-trap.
I can't kill any more time. Let's go.
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Shh, Hank. It is only Round 5.
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"Impatient."
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Okay, that's time. Pencils down.
Let's tote 'em up.
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I hope you don't mind, but I only used
words that appear in Patsy Cline lyrics.
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Okay.
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Hoo-yeah!
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Boy, that wife of yours is pretty good.
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I guess that's why they call her
your better half.
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Who calls her that?
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They.
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And I hope that your leg
gets better real soon...
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Zachary Quinn Jr.
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MAN: How does she do it?
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LUANNE: Oh, my goodness!
Congratulations!
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BOBBY: You won, Mom!
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Looks like someone is gonna have to
clear some room on his trophy shelf.
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HANK: Hey, easy, Peggy.
That's my MVP trophy.
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Mom's trophy is bigger than yours.
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Oh, pooh. I don't care about the trophy.
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The real honor is getting to represent
Arlen in the State Boggle Championship.
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You're going to State? That is so exciting!
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Just like when Uncle Hank went
to State for high school football.
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Oh, yeah. It's exactly like that, Luanne.
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PEGGY: Oh, well, it might not be football,
but there are over 200 competitors...
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and you're allowed to bring a coach.
You wanna be my coach?
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A Boggle coach? What would I do?
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You don't have to do anything.
You just have to be there.
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Unless you want me to go off
to Dallas by myself.
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Dallas? I don't want you
going to Dallas at all!
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That place is crawling
with crackheads and debutantes!
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Half of them play for the Cowboys.
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Come on, Hank. It's just for the weekend.
We'll be back on Sunday.
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ANNOUNCER: Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
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Guess who's going to the mower show?
If you guess right, you can come with me.
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It's you. Right? Did I win?
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Am I going?
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Boy, how'd you manage
to swing that with Peggy?
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She don't like mowers
like we like mowers.
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Simple. I found
a Boggle tournament in Dallas...
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to keep her busy,
while we have some real fun.
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Check it out, man. Talk about road trip.
The Big D Motel, man.
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You're talking about "The biggest names
in mowers and clippers! Be there!"
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Man, it's gonna be fun.
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Let's go, Peggy! We gotta get to Dallas
before the gangs wake up!
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PEGGY: Hank! Shh! It's 4:00 a.m.
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Can I go back to bed, Aunt Peggy?
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I need to get eight hours of beauty sleep
and then write a paper on it.
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In a minute, honey.
Now, it is very important...
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that we know we can trust you two.
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Now, no parties while we're gone.
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Okay.
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Bye-bye.
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On behalf
of the Arlen Boggle Boosters...
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I'd like to present you with this jacket.
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Good luck, Peggy! W-l-N!
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I promise to make Dairy King,
Mr. Lube, and Rivera Sump Pumps proud!
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This weekend, Peggy Hill is gonna
put Arlen, Texas, on the map!
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Okay, Peggy Hill.
Good luck and maybe goodbye.
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Maybe?
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Where I come from, either you come home
a winner or you not come home at all!
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Good luck, Peggy Hill. Goodbye.
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- What are you watching?
- Risky Business.
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Luanne, that movie's got bad words
and adult situations.
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Not anymore. I rented it at Blockbuster.
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I also got a fire-safety video
starring Chuck Mangione! Want to watch?
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No, thanks. I'm kinda
in the middle of doing laundry.
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Okay. But remember...
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Chuck says,
"Always unplug your iron after use."
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BOBBY: Thanks for the tip.
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It's okay, honey. Valet parking is
included in the price of the room.
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I don't like the looks of this one, Peggy.
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He's just itching
to take my truck for a joyride.
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PEGGY: Oh, Hank!
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It's lovely. Look at that.
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Look, everyone. It's Peggy Hill.
Boggle champ of Arlen, Texas.
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JOAN: I'm Joan,
Boggle Hospitality Coordinator.
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Here's your tournament tote bag,
a schedule of events, and a Boggle lei.
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Joan, this is my husband, Hank.
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Wonderful! We have tons of activities
to occupy you while Peggy plays Boggle.
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You look like you could use a wallet.
Would you like to make a wallet?
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I don't think so.
Harley Davidson already made one for me.
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Now, Hank is not just my husband.
He is also my coach.
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Well, then you'll be needing one of these.
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Come on, Peggy. There's a Parker Brother
I want you to meet.
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TV: So take it from me, Chuck Mangione...
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unplugging the iron feels so good!
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Can you dig it?
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LUANNE: Bobby, wait! Use a coaster!
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Uh-oh.
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What have you done?
That coffee table is trashed!
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Your parents trusted us, Bobby,
and we let them down.
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They won't be home for 48 hours!
I'll think of something.
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Hey, I got it! You think of something.
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HANK: I'm checking in.
The name's Hank Hill.
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- Nope, I have a Peggy Hill.
- Yeah, that's it. Hank and Peggy Hill.
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I have a Peggy Hill.
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She's my wife!
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Oh, okay. "Mr. And Mrs. Peggy Hill."
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Now, you listen to me!
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The name is Hank Hill! Mr. Hank Hill!
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Peggy married me! I didn't marry her!
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What are you looking at?
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Oh, look, Peggy, it's Cissy Cobb...
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Boggle champion of Dallas
for seven non-consecutive years.
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PEGGY: Oh, excuse me, Cissy.
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I am fellow Boggle champ, Peggy Hill.
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My, my. What an interesting jacket.
Did you patch that together yourself?
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Actually, it was given to me
by the Arlen Boggle Boosters.
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They got local businesses
to sponsor my trip.
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Oh, how exciting.
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Why, you're at the very beginning
of a rags-to-riches story.
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BOBBY: Okay. The guy at Home Depot
said all we gotta do...
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is strip, sand, varnish, buff, varnish...
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buff, varnish, wax, buff.
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Oh, God! Your parents are gonna
be home in 47 hours! Hurry!
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No!
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BOBBY: That was close.
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BURNETT: Why, hello there, Peggy Hill.
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Name's Burnett,
Cissy Cobb's husband-coach.
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Actually, my name...
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You don't have to explain.
I got an uncle named Leslie.
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And the Duke himself, John Wayne,
was really named Marion.
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You take that back!
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BOBBY: The stain's not coming out!
I'm gonna put it on high.
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PEGGY: Oh, Hank.
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I have dreamt of this moment
ever since I reached ages-8-and-up.
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Yeah. So I'll see you at dinner.
I gotta get to the mower show.
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You can't leave now.
You are my coach. I need you.
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You, of all people, should understand,
I am at State.
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This is my moment.
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You know, when I close my eyes,
I see myself in the winner's circle.
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And you are right there next to me.
My coach. My man.
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And we drive back to Arlen
with that big-ass Boggle trophy...
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mounted on the hood of your old truck
like some beautiful, gold-plated...
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bare-breasted, Rolls Royce angel!
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Well, when I close my eyes,
I see myself at the mower show...
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and you're there, too,
like some beauty queen of yore...
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wearing a fur coat and a gold hat.
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Oh, all right! I'll stay.
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EMCEE: Coaches, please
clear the gaming floor!
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Oh, I forgot. Coaches have to watch
from a closed-circuit TV room.
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Hold my purse?
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Well, hello, Patches.
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You must be here for your Boggle lesson.
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EMCEE: Bogglers, take your marks!
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Oh, yeah.
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Vowel cubes are running cold.
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Coaches note.
It's a good day for "sometimes Y."
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Hey, Cobb, for $7.50, I can ride
the mower that cut the Grassy Knoll.
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"Patina, pendant, panoply, and lobster."
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Cissy Cobb, 73 points!
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Peggy Hill, your words, please.
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"Dang."
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"Dang" is not a word!
That's just some backwoods patois.
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Winner, Cissy Cobb! 73-0.
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Dang.
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I am so stupid!
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Oh, you're not stupid.
Heck, you're smarter than me.
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Oh, big deal.
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Well, you're smarter
than anyone else in Arlen.
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Well, whoop-dee-doo!
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I am the smartest hillbilly
in Hillbilly Town!
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I'm trying, Peggy, I just...
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You know, Coach said something that
would fire us up when we were behind.
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Yeah? What?
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Loser! You're a loser!
Are you feeling sorry for yourself?
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Well, you should be, 'cause you are dirt!
You make me sick, you big baby!
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Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle?
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Why are you yelling at me?
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I'm trying to be your coach!
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It's inspiring.
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Well, thank you.
'Cause I feel worse than ever.
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Well, it worked for the team.
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PEGGY: No, it didn't.
You went to State and lost.
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Oh, jeez.
I think I need one of those $8 beers.
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PEGGY: You were right, Hank. I am a loser.
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I am 255 out of 256.
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Oh, come on now.
You're still doing better than...
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Boggle Playing Chicken.
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EMCEE: Coaches!
Please clear the gaming floor.
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Well, I guess that's my cue.
You want me to hold your purse?
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Fine. This shouldn't take
very long anyway.
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BILL: Wow, would you look at this place?
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I feel like the Pretty Woman.
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DALE: Hank?
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Oh! Hi, guys.
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00:14:40,176 --> 00:14:43,612
- What are you doing with that purse?
- I'm holding it for Peggy.
242
00:14:44,247 --> 00:14:45,236
Uh-huh.
243
00:14:45,415 --> 00:14:48,543
Come on, man.
We're missing the mower show! Let's go!
244
00:14:52,255 --> 00:14:54,382
Well, maybe tomorrow.
245
00:14:54,457 --> 00:14:56,254
What's going on here, Hank?
246
00:14:56,326 --> 00:15:00,456
I got a pretty good dang old idea what's
going on. I tell you what, man. It's a...
247
00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:01,724
248
00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:06,292
Two days ago, you were like a little boy,
all excited about the mower show.
249
00:15:06,569 --> 00:15:09,800
Now, you're this strange man
holding a purse.
250
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,234
Which is it, Hank?
251
00:15:11,308 --> 00:15:14,505
Are you some kind of man?
Or are you a little boy?
252
00:15:14,577 --> 00:15:16,875
I am still a little boy, damn it!
253
00:15:16,947 --> 00:15:21,350
And I am still excited about going
to the mower show. Come on, let's go!
254
00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:22,941
255
00:15:27,057 --> 00:15:28,046
256
00:15:28,725 --> 00:15:30,590
Winner, Peggy Hill!
257
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:34,187
Oh, I don't believe it!
You played a great game.
258
00:15:38,568 --> 00:15:41,833
ANNOUNCER: And on display in
Booth 5, the blade from Slingblade.
259
00:15:44,607 --> 00:15:47,337
DALE: "Liberace's Mower,
no flash photography."
260
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,079
261
00:15:57,554 --> 00:16:01,513
BOBBY: You sure you can get that
ring out? I can't afford any more screwups.
262
00:16:01,591 --> 00:16:05,584
I just spent my last dollar
on deodorizing carpet sealant.
263
00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,627
What color is that? Is that Eggshell White?
264
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:13,266
It's gotta be Swiss Coffee!
265
00:16:14,037 --> 00:16:15,163
Oh, baby!
266
00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:18,368
Oh, man!
267
00:16:27,183 --> 00:16:28,343
268
00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:30,147
Winner, Peggy Hill!
269
00:16:31,421 --> 00:16:33,514
Winner, Peggy Hill!
270
00:16:34,924 --> 00:16:37,017
Winner, Peggy Hill!
271
00:16:38,628 --> 00:16:40,721
I did it! Guess what, Hank?
272
00:16:40,797 --> 00:16:42,890
We are going to the finals!
273
00:16:46,469 --> 00:16:50,462
Look at old Boomhauer,
rolling and dodging and such.
274
00:16:50,874 --> 00:16:53,468
BOOMHAUER: Dang! Somebody
pick up that dang old rock!
275
00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:58,207
I tell you, I haven't had this much fun
since our last football road trip.
276
00:16:58,581 --> 00:17:00,879
Remember? When we went to State?
277
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:03,475
And even old Peg was there. Remember?
278
00:17:03,553 --> 00:17:05,180
Yeah, I remember.
279
00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:08,791
Cheering her heart out
when we were down 28-0.
280
00:17:14,631 --> 00:17:17,691
Man, this dang old piece of crap.
Dang old blocked up.
281
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,894
Get the grass out. There it is.
282
00:17:19,969 --> 00:17:20,958
283
00:17:21,037 --> 00:17:22,231
I ain't got no fingers!
284
00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:26,141
JOAN: I'm sorry, Peggy.
We have to start the finals.
285
00:17:26,209 --> 00:17:29,337
Okay. As soon as I find my husband.
I mean, coach.
286
00:17:29,446 --> 00:17:32,040
He's probably just refilling my rosin bag.
287
00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:36,381
CISSY: Don't kid yourself. He's probably
too embarrassed to watch me beat you.
288
00:17:36,453 --> 00:17:37,818
PEGGY: Cissy Cobb?
289
00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:40,946
That's right, Patches!
290
00:17:41,324 --> 00:17:44,088
Looks like it's you and me in the finals.
291
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,388
292
00:17:46,129 --> 00:17:47,221
Hank?
293
00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:50,558
BRENT: Hello, and welcome
to the Texas State Boggle Championships.
294
00:17:50,633 --> 00:17:54,467
We're coming to you live on the
Dallas Grand Plaza Hospitality Channel...
295
00:17:54,537 --> 00:17:58,496
I'm Brent Steel and with me
is Boggle grand master, Alexi Golgarin.
296
00:17:58,575 --> 00:18:01,408
Thanks, Brent.
This should be a great final match.
297
00:18:01,478 --> 00:18:03,844
Two great Bogglers.
Only one will be winner.
298
00:18:03,913 --> 00:18:06,939
All right, it's gonna be best of three.
I want a clean game.
299
00:18:07,016 --> 00:18:09,917
No foreign words.
No foreign objects. Shake!
300
00:18:14,557 --> 00:18:15,751
PEGGY: Oh, Hank.
301
00:18:15,825 --> 00:18:18,851
BRENT: Cissy Cobb is off
to an excellent start in Round 1.
302
00:18:18,928 --> 00:18:20,520
ALEXl: Peggy Hill hesitated.
303
00:18:20,597 --> 00:18:23,998
That's going to cost her
at least a four-letter word.
304
00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:26,632
BRENT: There goes Peggy Hill's pencil!
305
00:18:26,936 --> 00:18:29,928
ALEXl: With no coach,
she's really at a disadvantage.
306
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:36,444
BRENT: Incredible!
What a scrapper! What a save!
307
00:18:36,946 --> 00:18:38,038
308
00:18:38,715 --> 00:18:42,310
BRENT: The players will now read their
word lists, starting with Peggy Hill.
309
00:18:43,219 --> 00:18:46,655
"Sad, abandoned, abandons...
310
00:18:46,956 --> 00:18:48,924
"bad, man..."
311
00:18:54,931 --> 00:18:57,764
BRENT: We're in the final round
of this championship match...
312
00:18:57,834 --> 00:18:59,324
and Peggy Hill is far behind.
313
00:18:59,402 --> 00:19:00,562
Peggy!
314
00:19:01,738 --> 00:19:04,366
ALEXl: Peggy Hill is down
to her last pencil.
315
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,931
She has no more pencils in reserve.
316
00:19:07,343 --> 00:19:10,369
Everything rides on this pencil!
317
00:19:12,215 --> 00:19:15,878
BRENT: This is awful.
I think it's all over for Peggy Hill.
318
00:19:15,952 --> 00:19:18,079
319
00:19:21,858 --> 00:19:24,349
Hank! Where the hell have you been?
320
00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:28,454
It doesn't matter where I've been.
I figured out where I should be.
321
00:19:28,531 --> 00:19:31,659
Now, let's show them
how we play Boggle in Arlen!
322
00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:33,702
Whatever you say, Coach!
323
00:19:36,973 --> 00:19:37,962
Hoo-yeah!
324
00:19:38,775 --> 00:19:41,403
325
00:20:01,064 --> 00:20:02,292
326
00:20:02,498 --> 00:20:05,763
BRENT: Peggy Hill was writing up a storm.
But will it be enough?
327
00:20:06,669 --> 00:20:10,002
"Caviar, chinchilla, harpsichord."
328
00:20:13,543 --> 00:20:16,842
ALEXl: What confidence.
She wrote "harpsichord."
329
00:20:16,913 --> 00:20:19,848
But not "harp" and not "chord."
330
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,379
A very bold gambit.
331
00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:24,278
332
00:20:24,821 --> 00:20:27,619
"Fish, fishes, slaw..."
333
00:20:27,690 --> 00:20:30,215
BRENT: Peggy Hill is using
the opposite strategy.
334
00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:32,853
A long list of short words
to narrow the gap.
335
00:20:32,929 --> 00:20:34,692
"...churn, churns...
336
00:20:34,897 --> 00:20:36,797
"apron, aprons..."
337
00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:40,700
BRENT: She needs 10 more points,
and she only has one word remaining.
338
00:20:42,071 --> 00:20:43,265
"Ain't"?
339
00:20:44,874 --> 00:20:47,843
"Ain't" is not a word! I win!
340
00:20:49,779 --> 00:20:54,341
It ain't "ain't," Cissy Cobb.
The word is "acquaintanceship"...
341
00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:58,317
as in, "It was not my pleasure
to make your acquaintanceship."
342
00:20:58,388 --> 00:20:59,548
I win!
343
00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:02,582
BRENT: What an incredible upset!
344
00:21:02,659 --> 00:21:05,321
Peggy Hill is the new
Texas State Boggle champion!
345
00:21:05,395 --> 00:21:09,333
Now, a description of the hotel fire safety
procedures with Chuck Mangione.
346
00:21:09,466 --> 00:21:12,765
You did it, Peggy, just like you said!
You're in the winner's circle!
347
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:15,100
And you are right beside me, Hank.
348
00:21:16,606 --> 00:21:18,233
Loser! You're a loser!
349
00:21:18,308 --> 00:21:21,106
Are you feeling sorry for yourself?
Well, you should be!
350
00:21:21,178 --> 00:21:25,444
You know, there's something Coach said
he would do if we ever won the big game.
351
00:21:25,515 --> 00:21:27,380
Oh, yeah? What's that?
352
00:21:39,763 --> 00:21:44,029
BOBBY: Let's go! Let's go! My parents
are gonna be home any minute!
353
00:21:45,102 --> 00:21:47,536
What the hell is going on here?
354
00:21:47,637 --> 00:21:49,798
355
00:21:52,175 --> 00:21:54,405
This party is officially over!
356
00:21:54,478 --> 00:21:57,777
You kids get out of here
before I call your parents!
357
00:21:57,848 --> 00:22:01,511
I don't know how you two
could be so irresponsible.
358
00:22:01,852 --> 00:22:03,717
You are both grounded.
359
00:22:04,087 --> 00:22:07,352
What were you thinking?
You've got school tomorrow!
360
00:22:08,305 --> 00:23:08,516
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