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(door closes)
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Have you guys seen
my graphing calculator?
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I'll look like a dork
at math camp without it.
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You not going to math
camp this spring break.
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If you want to get into top-
notch private high school,
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you need to have interesting
job on your resume.
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You're going to work
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on my cousin Trang's
squid boat next week.
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I don't understand.
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Admissions people very educated,
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and educated people like to hear
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about kind of jobs
uneducated people have.
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Disgusting squid boat
perfect for you.
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Since I want to go
into journalism,
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shouldn't I shadow a journalist
like Mrs. Hill or Mrs. Gribble?
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That not bad idea,
but unfortunately
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I call Nancy Gribble
a pumpkin-headed Q-'Tip.
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And I called Peggy Hill
a dim-witted sea cow.
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What we're saying is:
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If you can get one of them
to go along with you,
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more power to you.
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Otherwise, squid boat.
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Squid boat!
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I could learn so much
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from a professional journalist
like Mrs. Hicks-Gribble.
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You want to follow Nancy?
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Oh, please.
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You should follow a serious
journalist, such as myself.
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Print media is where it's at.
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Did you know it's where most
people used to get their news?
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That's a good point,
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but Mrs. Gribble promised me
some on-screen time.
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Okay, let's just
cut to the chase.
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I will guarantee a shared byline
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on page one above the fold.
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Oh, this is gonna be exciting!
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Sorry I'm late.
I was, uh...
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Spare us your minor
domestic dramas.
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I give you a complete,
barely used set
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of state-of-the-art
titanium golf clubs,
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made from technology first
imagined by Jules Verne.
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(squeals)
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These are for me?
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Well, how could you afford 'em?
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I assure you
they were paid for in full
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and they are yours to enjoy
with no strings attached.
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Just consider it my way
of saying "I'm sorry."
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Sorry for what?
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Oh, you'll know.
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Dale, what are you up to?
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No more questions!
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Just, just, just take a club
in your hands and hold it!
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Hold it!
All right, already.
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Oh, my Lord.
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All right, people,
we got a weekly to put out.
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Stenholm, you've got
the police blotter.
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We call that
"Drunks and Punks."
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Jenkins, you're on the county
commission meeting.
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Oh.
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"Bores and Snores."
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Peggy, you've got a profile
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of Arlen real estate
guru Chris Sizemore.
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Sizemore's office faxed
the story over this morning.
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Just throw in a few sexy
adjectives, but not too sexy.
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I will Helen Hunt it.
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So this is all you do, just
write what they tell you?
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Of course not.
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Sometimes I, I get to come up
with the headline.
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Not this time, apparently.
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I need more than some
dictated puff piece
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to get me into the school
of my choice.
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This Sizemore guy
might seem great,
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but under that smarmy smile,
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I bet there's a big, ugly story.
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Yes, you're right.
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He's like that dish of mints
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by the cash register
at the restaurant.
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Sure, they look tasty,
but they are covered in urine.
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Eww...
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Exactly.
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(chuckling)
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Lam Peggy Hill from
the Arlen Bystander.
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You are going to love Chris.
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Don't tell me what to write.
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I still remember
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the first time I met Chris.
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When he shook my hand
and smiled,
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I felt like I was
under a tanning lamp.
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And then he invited me
into his office, and I was.
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Mr. Sizemore,
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you say your life
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is an open book.
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How do you explain
this pregnancy test
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I found in the trash
behind your house?
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My wife is pregnant:
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Congratulations.
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Yes. So. On one
of your billboards
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you appear to be a giant
standing over Arlen.
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Clearly, you are a man
of average size.
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Simple mistake...
Or false advertising?
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(chuckling): Oh, Peggy,
there's nothing I enjoy more
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than lining my pieces up
against a worthy adversary,
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but I got where I am today by
always being six moves ahead.
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Just when you think
you have me cornered,
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I jump, jump, double jump
and I'm in your back row.
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"King me."
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Are you saying
the interview is over?
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It was over six moves ago.
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We'll see about that.
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Oh!
Ooh!
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Wow.
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I've never seen you play
this well before.
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Except in that dream I had
where you won the Masters
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in a playoff with a robot.
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Well, it's these clubs.
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It's like they're
an extension of my arms.
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Well, they ought to be.
They MSRP for $3,000.
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How in the world
did you get these?
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They better not be hot.
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No, but they do have
an interesting provenance.
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Dale got 'em
at a police auction!
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These clubs were owned
by a criminal?!
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Not only that, they were used
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in a horrible murder
in McMaynerbury.
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No! No!
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Not the orthopedic surgeon
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who killed the embezzling
partner in his practice.
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None other than Texas's newest
resident of Death Row,
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Dr. James Allan
Duckworth.
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I can't use clubs
convicted of murder.
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Only one of the clubs
was used in the murder.
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The rest were merely
murder-adjacent.
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(Sighs)
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Was it the putter?
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You shot a 38 on the front nine.
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Do you really want to know?
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(Sighs)
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No.
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Where's your teenie-
weenie sidekick?
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She is doing research
for my next article.
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We are gonna blow the lid off
Arlen's auto cartel,
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just like we did
to Chris Sizemore.
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EDITOR:
Peggy! A word.
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I just got off the phone
with Chris Sizemore.
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He's out for blood.
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Well, that just means
I did my job.
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Why are you acting surprised?
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Didn't you read the article
when I submitted it?
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No, I read the press release
they faxed over.
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That's the story
I thought we printed,
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not this hatchet job on one
of our biggest advertisers.
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Peggy, you said
"the scented candles
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made his office reek
like a bordello."
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But then I wrote
that there was no visible proof
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he used prostitutes himself.
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Peggy, you're fired.
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You.
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Yes, me.
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Peggy, it took a lot of courage
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for you to take me on,
and I respect that.
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I only regret I didn't
make my article nastier.
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I understand.
You're angry.
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But you're something else
that ends with "gry."
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Hungry-
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You know, Peggy,
you remind me of me-
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just a little, because
you've got so much to learn.
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But I like your moxie.
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You're hired.
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But... you just had me fired.
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I closed a door...
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and opened a window.
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Welcome to Team Sizemore.
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Ho yeah!
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I tracked down a lead
at Lane Pratley Cadillac
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who's ready to squawk.
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Forget it.
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Something fantastic
has happened.
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I was fired, and
now we're Realtors!
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I need a byline in a newspaper
to prove I'm a good journalist.
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I need to blow
the lid off something,
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not tease my hair
and put on a stupid blazer!
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Oh, real estate is so
much more than that.
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It drives the whole
U.S. Economy
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and the U.S. Economy
drives the entire world.
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So, in a very real way, this is
the most important job on earth.
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Wow.
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Yeah, wow.
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And you know what
is even better?
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That you are gonna be
the youngest person
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to have ever sold a house.
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Really?
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That would sound good
on an application.
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Sold!
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BOBBY:
I've always wondered...
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Does a half-bath mean
you only get to pee in it?
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Now that I'm a Realtor,
I will find out.
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Now, I'm confused.
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You hated Sizemore even though
there wasn't any reason to.
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Now that he got you fired and
you have a reason to hate him,
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you're working for him.
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Chris Sizemore
saw potential in me,
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and I know he is right.
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I know houses.
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I live in one.
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You know the feeling you
get when you sell someone
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a tank of propane?
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Imagine selling them
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a tank of propane
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they will live in
for 30 years fixed.
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I'll tell you what.
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Once you get a magnet
with your picture on it,
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I'll get rid of my no-magnets-
on-the-refrigerator rule.
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SIZEMORE:
Peggy!
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Welcome to Team Sizemore.
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Thank you.
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Uh... I can't hire
the little Asian girl.
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The Texas Real Estate Commission
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is a grouchy Gus
about child labor.
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Oh, Connie is just my protégé.
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She's free.
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Perfect.
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Well, then, Peggy,
I'd like you and your protégé
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to meet the rest
of Team Sizemore.
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This is Dee. She
coined the word "cozy"
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for uncomfortably small places.
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And over there
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is Walker Lee.
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He can nail the square footage
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of a house just by walking it.
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Thanks to my size 12s!
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And I believe
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you've already
met Candi and Roger.
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That's Candi with an "I."
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And Roger with
an "I do."
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Candi and I are married.
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Since I married Candi and Roger,
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our sales are up 27%.
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So they're not really married?
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Well, not to each other.
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But I'm afraid they're stuck
with one another
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till their sales drop.
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(all chuckling)
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Seriously, though,
we here at Team Sizemore
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succeed because we work together
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like a highly
functioning human body.
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A human body, yes.
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Peggy, would you like
to be an organ?
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Yes, the brain.
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(laughs)
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That one's taken.
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Oh. What about the skin?
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People don't realize
that is an organ.
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Super. We have six open
houses this weekend.
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I need you to help
get them ready to show.
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And you can start by baking
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the most scrumptious 36 dozen
cookies you've ever baked.
259
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,128
Cookies?
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00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,357
Really delicious cookies
increase sales 7%.
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00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,641
I don't think we can bake
a cookie good enough
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00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,005
to make someone
sink their life savings
263
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,668
into a house they can't afford.
264
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,610
Chris says his ideas
may seem crazy...
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00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,376
Like Howard Hughes
toward the end...
266
00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:52,643
But they're actually crazy
267
00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,480
like Howard Hughes
towards the middle.
268
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,179
I like the sound of
this Sizemore guy.
269
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,848
Any friend of the cookie
is a friend of mine.
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00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,254
Hey!
271
00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:07,294
You the man!
272
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,731
(Sighs)
273
00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:13,167
How could clubs that feel
so right, feel so wrong?
274
00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:15,297
Those clubs don't care
whether they're striking
275
00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:18,410
a Titleist
or Dr. Ted Nelson's skull.
276
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,739
And neither should you.
277
00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:21,641
You know, I could use
a guilt-free hole.
278
00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,942
Would one of you guys like to
take a swing with these clubs?
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00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:26,949
No, sir.
No.
280
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,646
No. Ain't no got
dang ol' way, man.
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00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:35,689
Mm. Scrumptious.
282
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,453
Now, have you touched up
283
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,894
the dog pee spots
in the backyard
284
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,499
with green spray paint? Check.
285
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,295
Copied names and addresses
from the phone book
286
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,903
to "prime" the guest book?
287
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:46,197
Check.
288
00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:47,930
Checked out the
Ahn-sel Adams book
289
00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:50,803
from the library to put on
the living room coffee table?
290
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:54,379
It's all covered. Now all I
need to do is sell this sucker.
291
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,344
Oh, Walker Lee is going
to sell this one.
292
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,477
Dee, we need some conversation
pieces for the house on Ben.
293
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:04,453
I just got a premonition
that big things suspended
294
00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:05,921
from the ceiling are
gonna be hot,
295
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,152
so bring me something metal,
heavy and fantastic.
296
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:12,924
I just saw the most
exquisite object d'art.
297
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,761
Peggy, meet me at the dump.
Excellent.
298
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:18,962
Uh, but before that, Peggy,
I need you to brush my teeth.
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00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:26,904
To the dump.
300
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,750
What about that anchor?
301
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:35,284
It's heavy, metal...
I think it's pretty good.
302
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:39,254
Nautical? You're so naive
it's almost cute...
303
00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:40,449
but not quite.
304
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,857
Grab the rusty propeller.
305
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:44,485
(phone ringing)
306
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:47,121
Fabulous. I'm on it.
307
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,200
Get this to the office,
chop-chop.
308
00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:51,769
No offense.
309
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:58,135
Yes-ow!
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00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,370
(cork popping)
311
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,810
Champagnoise at 9 in the
morning can only mean one thing.
312
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,249
A big sale.
313
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,044
Congratulations to all of us.
314
00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:12,623
To Candi and Roger and Walker
Lee and Dee and Janet and me.
315
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,192
The vital organs
of Team Sizemore.
316
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,357
King me.
Cheers to the king.
317
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,328
He thanked everybody but us.
318
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,126
Maybe he just forgot.
319
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,166
People are always
forgetting the skin.
320
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:27,302
Oh, and thanks to
the Sparkletts guy!
321
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:31,476
How could we have done our jobs
if we weren't properly hydrated?
322
00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:37,176
Another "Sizemore Says":
323
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:41,149
Sizemore says you have a pot
of gold at the end of your neck.
324
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,288
Your face.
Get it out there.
325
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,356
Chris, do you have a minute?
326
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:46,786
Oh, hi, Peggy.
327
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,551
Just mining diamonds.
What's up?
328
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:52,130
Chris, I know I have talents
that aren't being utilized.
329
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,858
I can do more here.
I'm ready.
330
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,525
Oh, Peggy, I would have thought
you were ready,
331
00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,627
except you told me
you were ready.
332
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:00,829
Damn.
333
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,166
Don't worry Peggy.
334
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,775
When you're ready, you'll know.
335
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,274
Because I will have
just told you.
336
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,112
What did he say?
337
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:17,278
A lot of very wise things
that all seem to mean no.
338
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:18,787
Dang it, Mrs. Hill.
339
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:21,484
I've seen the test scores
for Arlen High.
340
00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:24,152
If I have to go there, my only
options will be DeVry
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00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,854
or the University of Phoenix.
342
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,932
Which one, Mrs. Hill?!
343
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,695
On the radio, they both sound
like good institutions, but...
344
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,503
Okay, I'm gonna fix this.
345
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,666
I shouldn't have told
Chris I was ready.
346
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,709
I should have proved it.
347
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,476
That's the reason you
hired me in the first place.
348
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,139
My moxie.
349
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:46,614
Well, using that moxie
to "get my face out there."
350
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:55,723
This is Nancy Hicks-Gribble's
Arlen Business Journal.
351
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:59,319
Today we're talking with
Peggy Hill from Sizemore Realty;
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00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,762
Team Sizemore is one of Arlen's
353
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,798
greatest business
success stories.
354
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,560
It most certainly is.
355
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,638
It all starts with
Chris, of course.
356
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:09,434
The man is brilliant
and charismatic.
357
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:11,405
He could lead any cult
he wanted to.
358
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,841
He chose real estate.
359
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,981
What makes Team Sizemore
so successful
360
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,413
is that we're like a human body
361
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,142
with all the parts
working together
362
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,584
in harmony to sell houses.
363
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,552
Oh, that is fascinating.
364
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,590
Chris... naturally,
is the brain.
365
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,022
And what are you, Peggy?
366
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,390
I am the face.
367
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,366
Did you think
I wouldn't see this?
368
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,199
I knew you would see it.
369
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,139
That was the point,
to get my face out there.
370
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,142
Just like you said... my face
is a pot of gold.
371
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,542
No, my face is a pot of gold.
372
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:51,239
Look... face, gold, neck,
they're all metaphors.
373
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:54,045
I am the boss, and you do
what I say when I say it.
374
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:55,915
You crossed the line, Peggy.
375
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,454
You weren't a team player.
376
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,749
So you're off Team Sizemore.
377
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,460
But you like my moxie.
That was all moxie.
378
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,560
Sorry, Peggy. You're fired.
379
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,924
No... no.
380
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:10,335
I'm going to be
a dental technologist.
381
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,034
PEGGY:
Fired from the Bystander,
382
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,369
fired from Sizemore Realty.
383
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:19,409
Bobby, check the
Guinness World Records
384
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:22,071
and see who holds the one for
being fired the most times.
385
00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:24,340
I'm pretty sure,
it's George Jetson.
386
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,178
Well, don't take it so hard.
387
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,580
Maybe you're better off
388
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,846
not working for this
Chris Sizemore fella.
389
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,786
You don't understand.
390
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:35,223
Real estate was my passion,
and now it's gone.
391
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,329
Now I know what it's like
to smoke crack.
392
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,727
I took one hit of real estate
and it blew off my skull.
393
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,703
Yeah, I know what you mean.
394
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,272
(knocking)
395
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:54,168
Hey, Mrs. Hill.
396
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:56,110
I just wanted to give
your blazer back.
397
00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:58,249
Oh, Connie,
why don't you keep it?
398
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:01,820
No, thanks. I don't think it'll
keep me warm on the squid boat.
399
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:04,114
My cousin's coming in
this weekend to re-chum
400
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:06,519
and I'm hoping
he'll let me crew up.
401
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,560
Connie, I cannot
let you give up.
402
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:14,392
Which means I can't give up.
403
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,193
We are going to sell a house
404
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,427
and you are getting
into private school.
405
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,466
I wonder if the murderer
406
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,861
took a practice swing
before doing the deed.
407
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,765
The temptation to yell "Fore!"
Must have been overwhelming.
408
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,504
Dang it, Dale, I don't think
you gave me these clubs
409
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,131
to apologize for anything.
410
00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:59,709
You gave them to me
to torture me.
411
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:01,608
Well, I'm not gonna play
with them any more
412
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:05,683
until I've cleared their name.
413
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,617
HANK:
So you didn't kill that fella
414
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,678
with any of these
golf clubs, right?
415
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,890
No.
416
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,150
Okay then.
417
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,864
Well, I do like the anchor.
I think we need more room.
418
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,042
We want to start a family.
419
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,580
Wait a second...
you're adopting?
420
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,181
I adopted, too!
421
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:43,884
It's so great that you go
to work with your mom.
422
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:47,583
Mom is really terrific.
423
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:50,524
Connie loves this place.
424
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,630
When her real parents
abandoned her in a ditch,
425
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:55,426
all she wanted was to be adopted
426
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,627
and live in a house with
a center island kitchen.
427
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,872
Connie, why don't you
show Wayne and Jeff
428
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,478
where you'd put a swing set.
429
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:08,739
Yes, Mom.
430
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:15,215
An adopted Asian
daughter. Brilliant.
431
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:16,945
I wish I had thought of that.
432
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,920
Done. Candi and Roger
are adopting.
433
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:20,718
I told you I had talent.
434
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,393
You've really done your
homework, Peggy.
435
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,591
Except for one little thing...
436
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,395
You don't have
a real estate license.
437
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,869
All it takes is 150 hours.
438
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,837
And I've already
signed up online.
439
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,910
What's to keep me from calling
the Texas Real Estate Commission
440
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,671
as soon as I get back
in my hybrid?
441
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,813
I don't know.
Maybe nothing.
442
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:45,212
I'll tell you what's keeping
me from making that call.
443
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,317
Respect.
444
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:47,679
I knew I'd find you here.
445
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:50,354
I knew you'd even steal
my best bus bench.
446
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,956
And I know you'll
sell this house
447
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,320
to those cosmopolitan gentlemen
at above asking price.
448
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,324
I know you because I made you.
449
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,996
The question is,
450
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,755
"Am I going to break you?"
451
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:03,991
Go ahead,
do what you have to do.
452
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,477
Peggy, you and I can
take on more than Arlen,
453
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,374
and more than Heimlich County.
454
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,481
I'm not gonna make that call.
455
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:18,947
On one condition.
456
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:22,315
Team Peggy merges forces
with Team Sizemore.
457
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,251
We'll call it Team Sizemore.
458
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:25,617
I accept.
459
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:26,781
On one condition.
460
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:28,552
That I get to sell.
461
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,819
Starting with this house.
Granted.
462
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:33,190
And I get to keep the bus bench.
463
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,365
Denied.
464
00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:35,797
Then in the print ad
465
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,902
I am the first member
of Team Sizemore
466
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,263
to pour out of the cornucopia.
467
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,636
Ooh, that's going to
tick off Walker Lee.
468
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,536
But motivate
him as well. Done.
469
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:49,514
King me.
470
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,276
King me.
471
00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:54,212
King me.
472
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:58,148
Who else besides Bill
didn't bring tees?
473
00:20:58,390 --> 00:20:59,357
Me!
474
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:04,429
Huh.
475
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,290
Well, Duckworth must
have been a skier.
476
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,680
MINH: Squid boat.
KAHN: Squid boat!
477
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:06,500
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