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I thought of a new
game this morning.
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A pancake fell on the floor,
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so I closed my eyes and put it
back on one of our plates.
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Now, I don't know whose plate.
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I call it Pancake Roulette.
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I'm gonna triple-jump
this monkey.
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Could someone put
pancake in my mouth?
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Bobby, I told you,
no video games at the table.
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I know, but this is homework.
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It's my assignment for PE class.
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I know I should have done it
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last night, but I was
watching TV and...
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Wait, they're letting you
play video games in PE?
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Yeah! It's for people
who don't want to exercise.
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It's the Active Electronic
Lifestyle option.
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Well, that's asinine.
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PE is supposed
to be about sports.
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They make video games
for lots of sports:
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Football, baseball, golf.
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My thumbs are gonna be huge.
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(Sighs)
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Get in the truck.
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This really isn't a good time
to put me back in PE.
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They're making everybody take
the Presidential Fitness Test.
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Bobby, when the President
asks you to take a test,
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you take the test.
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But they make you take it
in front of everybody.
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And they measure
your body fat with callipers.
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Callipers!
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Don't worry, Bobby.
I'll help you train.
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It'll be great.
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We'll set goals,
design a program
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and chart your progress.
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(groans)
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(whistle blows)
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Hill?
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What are you doing here?
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I thought all the doughy kids
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were gonna take
the easy way out.
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No offense, Hank.
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Well, you call 'em
like you see 'em, Coach.
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But that's why Bobby is here.
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He's taking the
Presidential Fitness test.
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Son, take your place in line.
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And do whatever
Coach Kleehammer screams.
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(groans)
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What the heck is going on, Carl?
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I know the divorce
hasn't been easy,
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but that's no reason
to take it out on PE.
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School board wants more
computers in the classroom,
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and they said this counts.
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You got to understand
my position, Hank.
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I can't believe you are
spending our tax dollars on...
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Lowrider Rampage.
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We're not spending a penny.
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It's a new program
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in conjunction with
the community college.
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Their kids design the games
and our kids test them.
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Could be worse.
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There's a school in Houston
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that sits around watching
kung fu movies all day.
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But playing video games isn't
the same as doing a pull-up.
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These kids should be outside.
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Especially that one.
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MOSS: He ain't a student, Hank.
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That's one of our
student teachers.
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SAM: 'Bout time you got here.
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Boys' bathroom stinks, dude.
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What? I'm not the janitor.
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And you need to show
some respect.
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Hey, that's a sweet hat.
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Where'd you get it,
Urban Outfitters?
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I got it at work.
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Oh.
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Do you work at Urban Outfitters?
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No. I work
at Strickland Propane.
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It's not ironic?
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You're got-dang
right it's not.
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How in the hell
can a hat be ironic?
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Check out how aggro this guy is.
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(gunshot)
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Dang, I just got shot
in the face!
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(Bobby grunting)
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The President's Fitness Test
demands total focus.
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Those that pass
will get a certificate,
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printed with a version
of the president's signature.
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Those who do not pass
will get a magnet.
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A blank magnet!
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(grunting)
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(grunts)
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(Sighs)
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HANK:
Strickland propane.
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Taste the meat, not the heat.
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Uh, well, most people
put ketchup or mustard on it.
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No, I wouldn't recommend both.
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Ah, don't touch that!
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What are you people
doing here anyway?
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I don't know. You got us curious
about propane.
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Check it out.
Propane's a liquid and a gas.
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I know that.
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I've been stocking that pamphlet
since before you were born.
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Hey, dude, how do we get
one of those hats?
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By dedicating your life
to propane.
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You're not qualified
to wear one of these.
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What if someone came up to you
with a leaky propane tank
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and all you could do
is stand there and say,
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"Duh, I don't know.
I'm just wearing the hat"?
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"Leaky propane tank."
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(chuckles)
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I think he's about
to take a swing at us.
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Awesome.
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Leave.
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HANK:
Boy, I'm glad I got you
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out of that video
game class, Bobby.
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Those teachers are a
couple of giblet-heads.
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Isn't this better?
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Pain leading to gain.
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(grunting)
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Yeah, this is just great.
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What the heck is
Hank Hill making?
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Maybe he going to
hang up Gribble
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and beat him
until candy comes out.
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No. If Gribble had
candy inside him,
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Bobby Hill would've
found it already.
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(both laughing)
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Standing long jump.
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Now, when I say "go,"
jump as far as you can.
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Swing your arms.
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And... go!
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Really?
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Uh, well...
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okay, son, uh, good effort,
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good effort.
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Hey, dudes, video game PE
is harder than I thought.
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Do you think you could
help me with my homework?
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Sorry, Joseph.
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I got to jump.
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The new game my teacher made
is about propane.
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HANK:
Well, that figures.
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Those two idiots
spelled it wrong.
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Hey, wait a second.
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This looks like
Strickland Propane.
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See, I can't move my bobtail.
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Try pressing the red button.
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Oh, my God!
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Dad, it's you!
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- Cool
- Cool
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I tell you what.
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So, wait, when you play
this game, you get to be Hank?
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That sounds interesting.
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It's not interesting.
It's thievery.
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You can't just take
someone's face without asking.
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Thank you!
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HANK:
This is crazy.
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Those idiot gamers
have put features
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of the Char King
onto the Flamemaster.
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This won't stand.
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We have to do something.
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They're exploiting my
business for financial gain!
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Potentially huge,
incredible financial gain!
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Catalog every mention
of Strickland Propane
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and other verbiage
for which I own
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or intend to own a copyright.
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Yes, sir.
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Rogers already getting me
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familiar with the game.
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I think I got all
the points I can in here.
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Let's go outside.
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(punch landing)
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Oh, my God.
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You just punched that motorist!
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I needed a vehicle.
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(people screaming)
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On, my leg!
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This is horrible!
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Hold on a second.
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I'm gonna engage these guys.
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Engage?
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Well, that's the basics.
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I got a delivery to make.
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Remember, cops are bad.
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(punches landing)
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Taste the meat and the heat.
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(man grunts)
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Oh, God, I just stabbed
a parking attendant.
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Where's the button
to turn myself in?
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Well, Hank, as you can see,
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pretty much nothing happens
when you're not here.
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Sorry, Bobby, I can't
train you right now.
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I've got some work to do
for Mr. Strickland.
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I'll help you, Bobby.
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All right, let's see
what you got.
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Jump over the bar!
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Uh, actually, Dale,
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I need your help
with the video game.
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Bobby, I'll be right back.
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Go ahead and get started.
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I thought my dad knew me better.
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I am not a
self-motivator.
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I'm not doing anything.
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I could help you
until your dad comes back.
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(grunting)
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(Sighs)
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Try kicking your legs.
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(grunting)
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Watch and learn.
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I'm going to teach you
a technique I call brain hand.
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It involves me mentally
shutting off my brain,
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and then moving it
into my hands.
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Aw, come on!
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If you threw a propane tank
at a car,
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neither one of them
would explode.
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Dale, make Hank wave back at me.
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My turn! I'm next!
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Where do I find Peggy?
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(gunshot, man groaning)
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But I barely got
to be Hank at all.
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Okay, that's enough
messing around.
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I'm on official
Strickland business.
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A Manager mode, huh?
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Didn't notice that before.
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(chuckles)
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That's kind of interesting.
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Wow, North Arlen's changed.
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There sure are a lot of
check cashing places.
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Oh, look at that pretty lady
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taking her little
baby for a walk.
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Oh, no! Get
him, Hank!
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Before he gets away!
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Huh? Well, okay.
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Well, this bobtail
handles nicely.
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Hurry, Hank! Hurry!
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(tires screeching)
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DALE:
Don't chase him!
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Shoot him in the back!
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That's not how I do things.
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You did it!
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Hey, maybe this game doesn't
have to be about the mayhem.
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You'll never rob
a mini-man again, buster.
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You've been promoted
to Senior Manager.
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Oh, my God, what's next?
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Regional Manager?
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(Sighs)
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(rapid gunfire)
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(man groaning)
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Got-dang pimp-
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(gunfire)
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Excuse me.
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I'm looking to upgrade my grill.
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Well, propane is ideal
for both home and business.
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Uh, okay...
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STRICKLAND:
Well, bad news,
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OI' Top.
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No need for us to fool around
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with this game anymore.
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What? Why?
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Well, there's no money in, it.
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Lawyer says it's in
the public domain.
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But... there,
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there are three more levels
I haven't even seen yet.
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Yeah, well,
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I ain't gonna make
any money off it,
265
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,086
so quit playing and
get back to work.
266
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:40,527
(gunfire)
267
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,156
Okay.
268
00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:45,064
Grab the bar, you sissified
piece of lady snot!
269
00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,233
That's what my coach
always says.
270
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:54,645
(grunts)
271
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:55,872
Go! Go! Go!
272
00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:57,039
Almost there.
273
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,117
(grunting)
274
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,888
Bobby, you got off the ground.
275
00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,513
What was it?
276
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,647
Printer paper?
277
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:07,850
No.
278
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,255
Construction.
279
00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:12,420
This is why my dad
hasn't been around.
280
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,465
He wanted me to gut it out.
281
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,397
And I did!
282
00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,264
(beeping)
283
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,975
All right!
284
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,241
Drop and give me one!
285
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:32,441
You pathetic little cockroach!
286
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,609
Give me a push-up.
287
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,118
Now! Now! Now!
288
00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:36,845
(grunting)
289
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,686
(grunting)
290
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,825
Cockroach did a push-up.
291
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,965
Cockroach did
a push-up!
292
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,658
I gotta go tell my dad!
293
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,339
Mom, I did a push-up
294
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,567
a real live push-up,
not a lady one either.
295
00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:58,232
I gave a hundred and ten percent
296
00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:00,139
and I gotta go tell Dad!
297
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,305
My face was on the ground,
298
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,973
and then I started pushing,
299
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,278
and then when I opened my eyes,
300
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,478
the ground was moving away
from my face!
301
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,213
Uh-huh.
302
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,484
Wanna see me do a push-up
without bending my knees?
303
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:16,219
One more punk and I
am Regional Manager.
304
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,529
I think your father would love
to see you do a push-up.
305
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:21,633
Right, Hank?
306
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:24,861
(moans)
307
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,438
(grunting)
308
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,064
Well, that's a thinker.
309
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,698
It sure is!
310
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,969
I'm gonna go hit the showers.
311
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,112
(explosion)
312
00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:35,508
(chuckles)
313
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,548
Well, that's the way
you manage a region.
314
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:45,049
(gunfire)
315
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,456
Why'd you do that?
316
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:52,961
To be dramatic.
317
00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,463
Well, quick!
If you plug it back in,
318
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,862
it might start where I left off.
319
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,263
A woman knows
320
00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,064
when her husband has
an addiction, Hank.
321
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,070
A woman who reads
Parade Magazine knows.
322
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,435
What?
323
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,371
No!
You're overreacting!
324
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,875
Am n
325
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,637
Do you have any idea
how your son's doing?
326
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:08,839
Or the lawn?
327
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,972
Nothing's wrong with the lawn.
328
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:13,346
Hank, there's a brown spot.
329
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,682
And there's also a brown spot
on your son.
330
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:17,981
What?
331
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,146
What are you talking about?
332
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:20,453
I'm lunging!
333
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,585
I'm feelin' the burn!
334
00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,821
Was Bobby just doing lunges?
335
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,262
(Sighs)
336
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,665
Oh, my God, you're right.
337
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,737
I didn't realize killing a man
338
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:35,135
with my bare thumbs
would change me so much.
339
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:38,565
I'll quit.
340
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:39,505
Prove it.
341
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:40,779
Trash that controller.
342
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,476
"Ask Marilyn" says that people
343
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:50,622
who own fancy electronics
are called' "technosexuals."
344
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,791
Take it.
345
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,291
Okay, let's go.
Grab your feet.
346
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:56,587
Come on. Grab 'em.
347
00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:59,356
(grunting)
348
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,498
Good try.
"A" for effort.
349
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:01,531
Nice work.
350
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:02,860
All right, break time.
351
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,368
Bobby, go get your Game Boy.
352
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:06,471
What?
353
00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:07,835
Your Game Boy.
Go get it.
354
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,305
Is this a trick?
355
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,238
(door closes)
356
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,344
Yes, it was.
357
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:13,877
And, uh, and you passed.
358
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:15,480
And for your reward...
359
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,138
go get your Game Boy.
360
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,943
(laughing):
Dad!
361
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,278
Nice try!
362
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,182
(grunting)
363
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,574
It's good to have you back,
Hank.
364
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,200
I figured out how to drink
my beer through osmosis.
365
00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:48,369
Yeah.
366
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,879
Well, the game was way
too easy anyway.
367
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,847
The designers could've
bumped it up a notch.
368
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:54,178
I still enjoy it.
369
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,947
I found some folks
on the Internet
370
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,679
who play against each other
online.
371
00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:58,880
You can do that?
372
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,288
Yeah, I'm not very good.
373
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,189
There are too many Hanks
on the screen.
374
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,058
I never know which
one to listen to.
375
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:07,631
I didn't know playing online
was even an option.
376
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:12,036
Uh, there's a smudge
on my glasses.
377
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,934
Excuse me.
378
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:15,437
Mm-hmm.
379
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,566
I'm so buzzed.
380
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,441
(whines)
381
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,644
Don't judge me, Lady Bird.
382
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,719
(punches landing)
383
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:35,224
No, no, not my pimp cup.
384
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,987
How could you, Hank?
385
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,099
All right, how about this?
386
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,133
I'll only play one night
a week, after work.
387
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,964
I won't even watch TV.
388
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,766
No. Well, what about you?
You have hobbies!
389
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:50,034
You play Boggle.
Let's talk about that.
390
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,370
Hmm-mm, you will not turn this
around on me.
391
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:56,572
I married a man, Hank,
not a... gamer.
392
00:16:56,715 --> 00:17:00,014
(gunfire)
393
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,317
Carl, I need to find
394
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,084
those game quote-
unquote teachers.
395
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,352
Sorry, Peggy.
396
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,256
Video game program's
been cancelled.
397
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:11,488
Bunch of parents found out
398
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:12,790
their kids were playing
video games,
399
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,829
started something called
an "action group."
400
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,332
Scared the hell out
of the district.
401
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,063
I need to find them, Carl.
402
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,899
I have a question
about their game.
403
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:23,065
Well, you can probably rule out
any place with girls.
404
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,197
Go on, get.
405
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,139
Get on back to PE.
406
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:31,839
Body horror makes classic horror
look like Euro horror.
407
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:33,917
Wait, what's body horror?
408
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,452
Why are we even friends?
409
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,384
PEGGY:
Oh, thank God I found you.
410
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:40,788
My husband Hank is addicted
to your Pro-Pain game.
411
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,950
I need your help
to get him to stop.
412
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:45,256
Well, don't worry.
It'll fall out of style.
413
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,194
Only like six people
still play it.
414
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:49,597
Yeah, things don't fall out
of style for Hank.
415
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:50,861
There's only two things
416
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:52,436
that will stop a gamer
from gaming:
417
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,436
Boredom or humiliation.
418
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,405
Though two percent stop
because of seizures.
419
00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:59,272
Hank is incapable
of boredom or seizures.
420
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,936
But humiliation...
421
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,206
(punches landing)
422
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,118
Taste the meat and the heat.
423
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,990
My Hank died.
424
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,290
(explosion)
Dude.
425
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:16,792
I got pro-pained!
426
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,123
Hey, everybody!
427
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:19,821
I'm Hank Hill!
428
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,694
I'm driving home
to have a hot meal
429
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:25,895
with my wife and my son,
whom I love so much!
430
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:27,673
(sighing)
431
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,004
Yes!
432
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,473
What?
433
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:31,873
But I killed everyone.
434
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,808
Escucha me.
435
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:05,870
You?
436
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:07,636
Well, that's first timers luck.
437
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:08,780
You won't get me again.
438
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:18,920
Why won't you die?
439
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,252
I am invincible.
440
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:22,654
That's cheating.
441
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,056
Tell me how.
442
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,164
The programmers
who made the game put me
443
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,457
in "Commissioner Mode."
444
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:28,361
What?
445
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,831
There is no one above me
446
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,425
and I cannot be killed.
447
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,936
And once this Commissioner
explodes itself,
448
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,530
that is the end of the game.
449
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:37,936
Forever.
450
00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:39,941
No, no, no.
451
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,409
Can, can I try
Commissioner Mode?
452
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,275
Please, just 15 minutes.
453
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:44,439
Don't do it.
454
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,810
Don't do it.
455
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,658
(Sighs)
456
00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:01,789
Well, thank you, Peggy.
457
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,993
It feels good to blink.
458
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,449
(grunting)
459
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,719
Way to go,
460
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,185
Bobby!
Woo-hoo!
461
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,914
Good job, Hill.
462
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,219
You need two more to pass.
463
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,953
(grunting)
464
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,256
(Sighs)
465
00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:36,490
Sorry, Coach, that's all I got.
466
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,260
Take your magnet.
467
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,128
Okay, next up!
468
00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:48,173
Tell me when to squeeze.
469
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:49,837
I don't deserve it.
470
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,846
What are you
talking about? You did great.
471
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,408
Why? I failed.
472
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:56,646
I'm not getting
the President's Fitness Award.
473
00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:58,688
Bobby, turn around.
474
00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:02,850
You did one
more pull-up
475
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,462
than all these other kids.
476
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,587
Yeah, you're right!
477
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:09,098
And we'll start training
for next year right now.
478
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,691
BOBBY:
Great!
479
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:13,498
Dad, do you think
I should shave off my body hair
480
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,937
to be more aerodynamic
next time?
481
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:16,141
No, Bobby, I don't.
482
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:18,701
No, Bobby, I don't.
483
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,943
VIRTUAL HANK:
Taste the meat and the heat.
484
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:06,500
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00:22:07,305 --> 00:23:07,858
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