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Advertise your product or brand here
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No...

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No! No! I've been burgled!

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My Spring Harvest Classic!

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The jewel of my basket collection

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has been taken!

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My basket!

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I'm sorry, sug. To me it's just a container to hold things.

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Just a container?

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I'll tell you what this basket contains:

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unconditional love.

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Would you like some soda, Basket?

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I would love some soda.

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Thanks, Dale. I love you.

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Okay, sug, whatever you say.

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I just wish you wouldn't spend so much money on these things.

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Do you have any idea how expensive our bills are?!

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Maybe you should think about getting another job.

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I mean, if an exterminator doesn't kill any bugs,

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or make any money, does he even have a job?

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I'm an exterminator, Nancy.

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It's in my bones!

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I think it got in through my lungs.

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I don't know what to do!

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At this point, Dale's just taking up space in the house,

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like a lamp that eats and smokes

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and buys stuff on the Internet.

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I tried to convince him to get another job, but...

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But nothing.

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Dale should go on a vocation vacation.

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A what...?

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Uh, Peggy, whatever it is you're talking about,

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it sounds like a Gribble family matter.

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I am apparently in the most coveted advertising demographic,

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because I am always finding these opportunities

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under my windshield wiper.

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All you have to do

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is send Dale on a vacation,

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and he'll come back with a new vocation.

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Unless the vacation is to a dank basement

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with a bunch of weird crap in it, Dale won't go.

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He will if Hank makes him.

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I'm not going, Peggy. No way.

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The Gribbles are financially treading water, Hank.

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And when they drown, where do you think they're gonna come?

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Everyone always comes to us.

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Yep, you'll wake up in the morning and there's Dale.

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You go to the bathroom, and...

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There's Dale!

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You're eating breakfast...

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And, oh, my God, there's Dale!

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And I have to warn you,

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Joseph's going through a "finding himself" phase,

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and it's taking him to some pretty weird places.

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Fine.

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Cement factory?

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Wow, they're never open to the public.

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And look, I could decommission a submarine.

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You know, some of these don't sound that bad.

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Yep.

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Look out, everybody.

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There's a new, fat, lonely sheriff in town.

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As a robust, balding man,

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I've tried every hat there is:

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fedora, newsboy, the porkpie.

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I know how much you hated the porkpie.

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But this is the hat that's gonna stick.

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So, Dale, fill in the blank.

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"Dale and Hank are going to spend a week working--

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A) in the pit crew,

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B) as fishing guides,

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or C) as brew masters."

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There really is no wrong answer.

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While I like the Dale and Hank part,

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I don't like the part about learning.

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Come on, Dale.

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It could be fun, and, who knows, when you come back,

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you might be able to support your family.

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Fine, Hank, I'll go!

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Geez. Give me these. I'll look 'em over,

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make a decision, and sign us up.

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Come on, pit crew...

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or fishing guide...

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or brew master.

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when you get back,

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there's nothing sexier than a breadwinner.

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Now let me take one last, final look at unskilled Dale!

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Quit being so secretive, Dale.

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What did you sign us up for?

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Well, I was going to wait and surprise you,

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but since you asked...

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I found something that I've always wanted to do,

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but never let myself believe was possible.

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Basket weaving.

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Basket weaving?!

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What?! No!

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I, I didn't even see basket weaving in the pamphlet.

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It's because you weren't looking

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in the Arts and Crafts section.

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Of course I wasn't!

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Oh, God!

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Just think, when I return,

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I will be a full-fledged basket-teer.

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I owe it all to you, Hank.

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And to a lesser and more sexual extent, my wife.

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* Oh, I love baskets *

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* Baskets, baskets, baskets... *

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Whoa...

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It's beautiful, Hank.

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It's like I've died and gone here.

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Someday, Dale, I will ask you for a favor,

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and I will remind you of this day,

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and you will do me that favor.

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Hello. I'm Charles.

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This is my wife Sharon.

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Vocationers.

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We've been innkeepers in New England,

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wine makers in Napa,

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and most recently, chocolatiers in Hershey.

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But enough about Chuck and Shay-Shay

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and our vida fabuloso.

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How about I introduce you to the others?

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That's Megan.

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She's Charles' daughter.

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Not mine, though.

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Hi. I'm Kitty.

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Are you guys as excited about weaving as me?

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No. But he is.

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Hank cares little about baskets.

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He is merely a facilitator.

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Like a goat that keeps a racehorse calm.

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I am the basket-weaving racehorse.

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Welcome to your

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Hooper Basket Factory vocation.

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We hope this is an experience you'll never forget.

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This is your itinerary.

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While here, you will be expected to be on time,

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work your full shifts, learn and master weaves,

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and meet daily quotas.

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Yes, I have a question!

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I find it

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interesting that pockets were derived from baskets

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and were originally called "pants baskets."

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That wasn't a question.

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Next on the schedule, a tour of the facility.

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Follow me.

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This is Griffin Hooper,

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basket visionary and founder of this factory.

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They once called me a young Hooper...

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until I lost my hand

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saving my platoon from a grenade attack.

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What a waste.

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If you want to weave, this is where you start paying the price

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in tears, sweat, and fiber cuts.

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Vocationers, today you'll be making a casserole basket,

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using a summer blossom weave.

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Huh. Bent tip and needle-nose pliers.

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I didn't realize we'd be using so many different tools.

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But, of course, it's not the tools that matter,

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but the gifted hand that weaves it.

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We'll see.

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And, Mr. Gribble, we have an expression

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"Weave it, don't say it."

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You have four hours.

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Ma'am.

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That right there.

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That why Europe hate us.

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Oh! Holy Mackerel!

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I can't believe what I just experienced!

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That the most amazing thing I ever seen.

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It was a miracle! A hat miracle!

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I missed the time the Wienermobile drove by, but I saw that!

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Yeah, man, like that dang ol' Freaky Friday or something, man.

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We gotta do this again and video tape it for Internet.

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This gonna make us immortal!

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I've always wanted to be immortal!

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Gribble, present basket.

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This is... terrible.

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We've had monkeys in here who have weaved better...

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and by monkeys, I mean high school students.

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I appreciate the constructive criticism, sir.

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Now this is a basket.

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Great weave, tight scalloping.

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Talk to us about your creative process.

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Well, I just took your materials
and tools and the time allotted,

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and this is what I came up with.

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There was nothing creative about it.

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You, you, you and you,

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have all met the daily quotas and are dismissed.

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Hank, you are dismissed with extreme admiration.

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And, Gribble...

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I just don't know what to say.

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You must stay until you finish whatever you are... doing there.

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Hank, I apologize that Brubaker got you so entwined

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in this student-teacher passion play of ours.

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See, he's motivating me

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by withholding praise from me and giving it to you.

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It's quite brilliant, really.

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If I had a dollar for every time somebody praised me

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to motivate somebody else...

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Hey, that was a pretty nice gust.

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Why's your hat still on?

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Maybe your head even fatter now than before.

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Maybe.

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Damn it! I'm never going to be Internet sensation.

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Oh, are you boys still at it?

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You are trying to capture lightning in a bottle.

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Do you know how hard that is?

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Really hard.

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That is why I am going to help you.

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Give me the video camera.

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If this turns out as well as Bobby's baby videos,

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you are all going to be stars.

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It's true.

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Her movie Bobby Learns to Crawl inspired me to walk.

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Peggy Hill, we in your strong, manly hands!

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Mold us!

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Kitty, wonderful wisteria.

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Charles, great lashings.

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Sharon, your splice is perfect.

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Gribble, you are done weaving.

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There is nothing more I can teach you.

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Go sweep up basket droppings.

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Sweep?!

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Gotcha.

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You're breaking me so you can remake me.

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Excellent.

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Well, it's not perfect.

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I wanted to have a little worm wearing a sombrero

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coming out of the "O."

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That only took you an hour and ten minutes.

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Hank, we've got a huge order to fill

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from Crabtree & Evelyn.

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A couple of weavers aren't feeling well.

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You know, all these women working together

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in close quarters.

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Things line up.

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Monthly things.

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Don't make me say it, Hank.

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The thing is,

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we could use you on the line.

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Well, yeah, sure, if that's the assignment.

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Work the line?

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I've never seen any vocationer called to work

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with the real workers.

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Congratulations, Hank!

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Huh.

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That's odd.

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Thanks for helping out, Hank.

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It really takes some of the pressure off.

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Basket weavers are second only to postal workers

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in suicides and workplace assaults.

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Anytime I can contribute

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to a "Made in America" label, I'm on board.

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You know, we're, uh, always looking for permanent help.

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Permanent help?!

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You know who'd be great for the job?

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Dale.

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He's a hard worker, loves baskets.

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He'd be perfect.

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Yes!

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Sure, we'll hire Dale.

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You know what else I've been meaning to do, Hank?

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Could you cut off my other hand?

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Huh.

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How could that be constructive criticism?

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He doesn't even know I'm eavesdropping.

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Dale'll get there, just... just give him a chance.

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Maybe we should hire Gribble.

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One of our biggest customer complaints is

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that our baskets aren't crappy enough.

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Now, come on.

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Dale is a very good...

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uh, well, he...

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uh...

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the guy can't weave.

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There, I said it.

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Hank...?!

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Yeah. I'd rather use a sack

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than one of Dale's baskets.

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A sack!

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I'm sorry, Griffin.

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My rage was directed at you

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and it should've been directed at Hank.

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It's Hank who's trying to destroy my reputation!

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It's Hank who's standing between me and my dream job!

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Yes, yes, I see!

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Even in painting form, you are wise!

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If I want the job, I'll have to eliminate Hank.

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Take that.

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And that.

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Hey!

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What the...?

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You double-crossing, basket weaving...

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What the hell, Dale?

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Dale?!

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What the heck are you doing, Dale?

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I'm trying to kill you!

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Kill me?! Why?!

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How about because you were making fun of me!

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How about because there's a job opening,

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and if I eliminate you, it would be mine!

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What?! That's crazy!

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Oh, so you weren't mocking me?

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I shouldn't have done that, Dale.

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I just got caught up with what everyone was saying

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because it was so true.

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You're supposed to be my friend, Hank.

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But when I opened the door,

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you slithered right in and took what's mine.

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I don't even want the job, Dale.

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And I hate to tell you this,

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but even if you had killed me,

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you still wouldn't have gotten the job.

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What if I also killed Charles and Sharon?

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No.

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And then killed Kitty.

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Would I get the job then?

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But that only leaves Megan.

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Megan?!

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Megan's better than me?!

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I was supposed to come here and learn a new skill

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that I could use to help support my family.

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I was gonna be a basket maker.

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I'm a failure.

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Remember when we used to watch TV on TV?

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This is so much cooler.

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Bill's Hat Flies Onto Kahn's Head."

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That's terrible!

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So, we add filmmaking

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to the list of things Peggy Hill can't do.

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Right after cooking

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and wearing open-toed shoes.

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I never thought I'd say this,

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but I'm a little... embarrassed.

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Look! Someone else watched it!

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Hey! Hey! Four hits!

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I think we viral!

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Now we wait for the parodies.

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Uh, Mr. Brubaker,

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I just wanted to turn in our tools.

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Dale and I are leaving early.

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Hank, you can't leave.

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There's still baskets to be made.

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There are always baskets to be made.

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Look, I only came here to support my friend,

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and he just tried to kill me with a forklift.

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Not everyone has the gift of weaving.

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It would be a tragedy

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for a person with your talent to stop weaving,

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just as it would be a tragedy for Gribble to continue.

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Well, if there was some way to give Dale his dignity back,

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I'd gladly stay and help out.

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What if I found something for Gribble to do?

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Can he organize the Secret Santa? I hate doing that.

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The closest thing he's ever been good at is killing bugs.

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Well, we don't need an exterminator.

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Ever since we lost the entire spring '87 line

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to the Bamboo Boring Beetle,

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we've been spraying with the highest-grade poisons allowed.

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Which reminds me,

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you should take your 15-minute breaks outside,

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as much as possible.

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What if the beetles came back?

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So, uh, you say

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you got a tainted shipment of wicker?

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Yes, it's crawling

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with the Bamboo Boring Beetle.

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If we don't get this taken care of,

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we'll have the biggest basket shortage since,

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uh... wicker was needed for the war effort?

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That damn beetle took my Easter basket

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when I was a kid.

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It knows no mercy.

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I had to put my eggs in a shoe.

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Well, Dale, you're the only exterminator here.

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Don't you want to save

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the baskets you love so much

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for some reason?

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I'm gonna take on the beetles!

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And this time, I'm not gonna use a forklift,

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I'm gonna use poison, like I should've done with Hank.

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S'go!

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Attention, weavers!

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Put your tools down

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and step away from your baskets.

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This factory has been infestated

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by the voracious Bamboo Boring Beetle.

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Please, do not panic.

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Oh, my God!

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This is cigar rolling all over again!

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Don't worry, Dale is a professional exterminator.

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He's gonna take care of everything.

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I see, I see... I can't see them.

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Thank God, they're still in their larva state.

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There's still time. We're gonna have to burn 'em out.

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I haven't felt this safe since my divorce.

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You didn't say anything about fire.

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It'll be fine.

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If not, I'll weave the entire spring line for you.

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First, we need some baskets to use as bait.

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You two, pile some in that corner.

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Use mine, 'cause they suck.

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Now, everybody stand back

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and cover your two favorite orifices.

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This'll cut off their escape route.

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We got 'em cornered!

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Time to assassinate.

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Women and small men, look away.

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You do not want my nightmares.

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Adieu.

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Nice job.

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Thank you, Dale.

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You've saved the factory.

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As a token of my appreciation,

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I present you with the,

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uh...

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Basket of Honor.

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Wow, that was cool.

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You get to kill all the time?

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And, like, it's legal?

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You wear a jumpsuit to work every day? Whew!

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Imagine the time I'd save in the morning.

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An exterminator is like a garbage man

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crossed with a scientist--

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the best of both worlds.

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I'd be interested to hear more about it.

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Really?

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How interested?

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...on this vocation vacation you will learn a lot about bugs,

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a lot about poisons, but most of all, a lot about killing.

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