1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:41,935 Oh, Luanne, this is the best half-birthday ever. 3 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:43,440 Wait. 4 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:45,476 It's not even your real birthday? 5 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:47,477 My people die young, Uncle Hank. 6 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:50,014 I gotta get in all the celebrating I can. 7 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:51,947 You guys gonna love this place. 8 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:53,484 It's down home. 9 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:56,487 Yes, since you gentlemen came all the way 10 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:58,113 from New York to discuss business, 11 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:01,022 I thought you might enjoy some authentic Texas barbecue. 12 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,026 Yeah, we figure you come to the zoo, 13 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:04,858 you want to see the animals. 14 00:01:05,031 --> 00:01:06,589 Hush puppies, 15 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:08,700 double shortenin' biscuits, batterfries... 16 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:10,495 Not exactly health food. 17 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:12,797 Yeah, do they fry everything down here? 18 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:14,634 Wait. 19 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:17,572 I don't see a "no transfat" sticker on this menu. 20 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:20,508 Do you people actually still use transfats? 21 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:22,740 Most cosmopolitan cities in America 22 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:24,008 have banned those. 23 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:25,777 Even Philadelphia. 24 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,649 Yeah, I bet they still have an operator. 25 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:30,585 "Hello, I'd like to place a call 26 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:33,021 to Hillbilly 77803." 27 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:41,227 This is Nancy Hicks-Gribble. 28 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,228 Is Arlen too fat? 29 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:46,037 Local civic leader Ted Wassonasong thinks so, 30 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,197 and this tastefully-cropped video 31 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:49,968 is a shockingwake-up call. 32 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,943 That is why I am bringing a bill to the city council 33 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:56,515 to ban the sale of food cooked in transfat. 34 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:57,240 What? 35 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:59,575 This is outrageous! 36 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:01,778 What's a trans fat? 37 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:04,116 It's what people put in food to make it delicious. 38 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:06,122 But I love delicious food. 39 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:07,920 Dad, you have to stop them. 40 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,255 Oh, I intend to. 41 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:10,722 Don't worry, Bobby. 42 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:13,263 We will eat potato chip chicken again. 43 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:20,137 New York, Philadelphia, 44 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:22,298 Los Angeles, Arlen. 45 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,200 What do these cities have in common? 46 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:25,971 Right now, nothing. 47 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:27,977 But they could share 48 00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:31,106 a future free from diabetes, obesity, and heart disease. 49 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:34,846 It is just this easy. 50 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:35,920 Ah. Yeah. 51 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:37,613 Uh, excuse me. 52 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:38,689 Hank Hill. 53 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,588 We know who you are. 54 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:43,218 The last thing Arlen needs is a food ban. 55 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:46,025 Are you saying you are for childhood obesity? 56 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:47,666 No, of course not. 57 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,597 I'll have you know my son is obese! 58 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:51,670 Calm down. 59 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:54,102 I'm not saying transfats are good for you, 60 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,674 but banning them isn't gonna solve all those problems. 61 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:58,037 Tell that 62 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,612 to that guy's poor, pathetic fat kid! 63 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:04,909 The government should not be deciding 64 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:06,985 what we have the right to eat. 65 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,554 Besides, all sorts of foods can make you sick. 66 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,782 Rare burgers, raw oysters. 67 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:15,156 If you ban transfats, you might as well ban that stuff, too. 68 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:16,853 Fantastic idea. 69 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:19,260 Let's ban raw oysters and rare burgers, too. 70 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:20,729 No, no, that's not what I'm trying to... 71 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:21,765 All in favor... 72 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:22,799 Aye! 73 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,801 Super. 74 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,667 This food ban is asinine! 75 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:32,642 I wish the government would just ban itself. 76 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:34,940 Wrap your head around that, fellas. 77 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:37,276 I'm just glad the government is keeping me safe. 78 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:40,318 Now, I can snack my way to a healthier me. 79 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:42,979 Delicious. 80 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:44,817 And no trans fats. 81 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,654 Bill, we've been down this road before. 82 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,362 Sugar-free! 83 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,699 Light beer! 84 00:03:53,866 --> 00:03:55,697 40/30/30! 85 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,667 You don't have to worry about me anymore, Hank. 86 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:01,364 The government is doing that now. 87 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,879 Welp, they did it! 88 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:10,244 They killed Sugarfoot's. What?! 89 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,783 Those food bans put us right out of business. 90 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,615 Turns out those transfats were in every thing we served, 91 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:16,949 even the mints. 92 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,921 You can't close Sugarfoot's. 93 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:20,821 It's an Arlen institution. 94 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,757 Where are we gonna celebrate our birthdays 95 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:24,123 and sports victories? 96 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,026 I don't know what else to do. 97 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,360 I guess I could turn it into a salad joint, 98 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:31,761 but sooner or later someone'll use a spinach field as a toilet 99 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,838 and I'll be back in the same boat. 100 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:35,907 Where am I gonna go for my biscuits, honey? 101 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:37,805 Or my corn fritters? 102 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,003 I'd pay anything for one last piece 103 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:41,909 of Sugarfoot's fried chicken. 104 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:43,276 Anything? 105 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:47,182 This is wrong, Mr. Strickland. 106 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,151 You're the greatest American I know. 107 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,382 If anyone can fix this, you can. 108 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:53,385 You're right, Hank. 109 00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:55,353 I'm gonna mull this over 110 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:58,658 and see if I can't come up with a solution. 111 00:04:58,831 --> 00:05:02,790 Mr. Strickland is mulling it over. 112 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,199 What the? 113 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:12,273 Hey, tight ride, Mr. Strickland! 114 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:13,379 I did it! 115 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:14,980 I solved our problem! 116 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:16,775 Y-You bought a lunch truck? 117 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:20,079 And I rehired my crew from Sugarfoot's. 118 00:05:20,219 --> 00:05:22,779 Now we can sell whatever kind of food we want. 119 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:25,015 We're in the illegal food business! 120 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,127 Eh, I'm not sure that's a good idea. 121 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,422 Nah, it's a great idea! 122 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,924 I'll be just like Joe Kennedy running whiskey 123 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:34,760 during Prohibition. 124 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:39,337 Which helped him become the father of a President. 125 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,939 Well, I, I like the sound of that. 126 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:43,905 But you could get in a lot of trouble. 127 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:46,375 You said the food bans were un-American. 128 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,310 What's more American than breaking an unjust law? 129 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:52,816 This is a fight for freedom, ol' Top! 130 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,918 I'll do it. 131 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:58,489 For America. 132 00:06:07,266 --> 00:06:10,030 Doughnuts were one of my little joys. 133 00:06:10,169 --> 00:06:12,194 If the government takes away puppy breath 134 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,169 and really good yawns, 135 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,172 I'll have nothing left to live for. 136 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:18,402 I might be late getting home from work, Peggy. 137 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:21,513 Buck has me working on a, uh, a side project 138 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:25,284 that's not, uh, technically, uh, legal. 139 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,010 Go on. 140 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:29,485 Well, I'm... I'm driving a lunch truck. 141 00:06:29,822 --> 00:06:33,087 And, uh, we're gonna sell all that stuff that the city banned. 142 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,887 So you'll be a criminal. 143 00:06:35,027 --> 00:06:36,756 And I'll be the wife of a criminal. 144 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:37,988 Well, uh, 145 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:40,098 I, I guess technically, but, uh... 146 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:44,259 And all the while we'll be living a typical suburban life. 147 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,837 It's just like The Sopranos commercials. 148 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:48,497 It's not like that at all. 149 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:50,472 I'm trying to change the law. 150 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:51,975 Of course you are. 151 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:53,976 And good luck with that. 152 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:56,081 You have a strong brow, Hank. 153 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:58,274 I don't say that enough. 154 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:07,254 Just a couple minutes before we open. 155 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:09,953 I think we're gonna change a lot of minds today. 156 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:13,394 Elvin, how those biscuits coming along? 157 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,892 They're gettin' golden brown. 158 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:17,968 They just about done, Mr. Buck. 159 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,231 I'll give 'em the poke test. 160 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:24,241 Hold on. Okay, everybody, stop what you're doing and gather' round. 161 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:26,902 Now, we're doing something important here. 162 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:29,913 This truck is a lone voice crying out 163 00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:31,516 that the hardworking people of Arlen 164 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,346 should be able to eat whatever they want. 165 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:35,886 Our cause is righteous. 166 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:39,185 But people are gonna look for ways to demonize us. 167 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:41,316 That's why we have to do things right. 168 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,396 We have to be cleaner and safer than the rest. 169 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:47,294 We have to refrigerate food when not preparing it 170 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,264 and wash our hands often. 171 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,495 Now let's put on our hairnets and paper hats 172 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:54,706 and go out and sell some freedom. 173 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,105 What can I get you, sir? 174 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:05,410 Burger. And how'd you like that cooked? 175 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:07,109 I... I got a choice? 176 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:09,380 Well, you do here, friend. 177 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,319 Hey, they've got all the banned food in there. 178 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:14,449 That's right. Remember to tell your friends about us. 179 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:17,028 Sugarfoot's Express... the food you want 180 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,859 at a price that reflects the risk involved. 181 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:23,499 Who's next? 182 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,443 Order up, rare. 183 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:37,980 Mr. Hank. Mr. Hank. You best come on up here. 184 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,885 Uh... hello, Officer. 185 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,218 I heard you've got some interesting food here. 186 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,623 Thought I better come down and take a look. 187 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:50,223 We're glad you did. 188 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,025 Uh, we got fried chicken, uh, fried okra, 189 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:56,999 and a special side salad for our boys in blue. 190 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:58,660 Mmm. 191 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:02,098 Elvin, one bag of side salad for Arlen's finest. 192 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:04,539 With, uh, how about, uh, hmm... 193 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,508 a 200 Island dressing. 194 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:08,238 Mm. 195 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,111 All right, you better make that, uh, 300 Islands. 196 00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:19,454 Yummy. 197 00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:22,287 Well, how 'bout that? 198 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:24,157 The cops are on our side. 199 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,458 We must be making a difference. 200 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:33,298 Oh, thank God, Sir Burger stopped using transfats. 201 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:37,336 These fries really help me 202 00:09:37,476 --> 00:09:39,569 get through my energy crashes. 203 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:41,270 I've been having a lot of those lately. 204 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,438 I can't take it! 205 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,982 I'm dying for a raw oyster. 206 00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:48,143 I never liked them before, but now that they're contraband, I must have them. 207 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:53,081 Uh, can you guys keep a secret? 208 00:09:53,225 --> 00:09:54,283 You bet. Mostly. 209 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,052 Buck and I have a truck 210 00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:59,562 that serves all the banned food. 211 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:02,257 The secret lunch truck. Nancy's been trying to get that on camera. 212 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,164 I gotta go tell her. 213 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:07,397 Uh, that's why I swore you to secrecy, Dale. 214 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,100 They banned that food to save us. 215 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:13,575 Think about it, Hank. If the government isn't deciding what we can and can't eat, 216 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,613 who will, huh? Who? 217 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,207 I need a nap. 218 00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:25,251 Yes? 219 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,291 I have an anonymous tip 220 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:30,657 for Nancy Hicks-Gribble. 221 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,593 What is it, Bill? 222 00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:40,264 Well, I'll be damned. I didn't even know you could fry a pickle. 223 00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:43,070 Ted? 224 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,404 But the food bans were your idea. 225 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,512 A contradiction on the surface. 226 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:51,174 But, unlike many, I have the discipline to enjoy these indulgences. 227 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,306 That's right, Hank Hill. 228 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:54,214 Ted Wassonasong better than you. 229 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:57,180 Perhaps it is education. 230 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,449 Perhaps breeding. 231 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,081 The debate rages on. 232 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,318 Oh, no, Hank. 233 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,189 We got company. 234 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,626 The news. 235 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,093 Let's bug out. 236 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,494 You heard Mr. Strickland. 237 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,397 This is not another drill. Let's go. 238 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:21,268 Get rid of the evidence. 239 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,278 Okay, honey. 240 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,791 Speed up. 241 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,428 Gun it. It's already yellow. We'll never make it. 242 00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:42,533 Well, it's either that or toss out Little John. 243 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:45,260 Do it, Hank. 244 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,574 Damn. 245 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,680 I ran a red light. 246 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,088 Hey, fellas. 247 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,158 Fancy driving. 248 00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:10,856 He saw us? 249 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:12,459 Why didn't he give us a ticket? 250 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,656 Because he believes in our cause. 251 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,268 He's a fellow freedom fighter. 252 00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:20,303 But what does that have to do with reckless driving? 253 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:23,169 Plenty. Let me tell you about another reckless driver, 254 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:26,870 a man named Paul Revere. 255 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:28,612 You see, he had a horse that ran 256 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,409 very... 257 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:32,414 Oh, screw it, 'OI Top. 258 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,712 We're bribing the cops to stayin business. 259 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:38,255 He's on the take? 260 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:41,848 Uh, Mr. Buck? Uh, we need to stop by the "green grocer" 261 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:44,628 and withdraw more "salad." 262 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,391 Relax, he knows. 263 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:53,236 Dirty cops, too? 264 00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:55,533 You are walking a razor's edge, Hank. 265 00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:57,801 Now, whisper it again, about the cops. 266 00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:01,401 Hey, guys. Not a big deal, but I need you to sign this for school. 267 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:04,539 You got detention for chewing gum? 268 00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:07,379 You can't serve kids frito pies for lunch 269 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,215 and not expect them to do something 270 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,414 about the breath issues involved. 271 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:14,219 But you know chewing gum is against the rules. 272 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,657 It's an unjust rule. 273 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,423 I'm fighting for what I believe in, Dad. 274 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,409 What's happening? 275 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,349 We're liberating Europe from the Nazis, Hank. 276 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,352 Tom Landry? 277 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,683 That's right. 278 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,257 Before I won two Super Bowls, Hank, 279 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,587 I flew a B-17 in WorldWar II. 280 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:50,592 Everyone knows that. 281 00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,424 I wanted to talk to you about your lunch truck. 282 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,293 So did a couple of my friends. 283 00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,767 We don't think you should be breaking the law, Hank. 284 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:04,398 What? But that's what you all did. 285 00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:06,636 Mr. President, you were a loyal British subject 286 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,748 until they pushed you too far. 287 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:13,545 And you suspended habeas corpus during the Civil War. 288 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,620 And, Tom, you broke all the rules 289 00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:18,814 with your revolutionary flex defense. 290 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,448 You're on a slippery slope, Hank. 291 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:24,256 You're ignoring posted traffic laws. 292 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:26,864 And now Bobby is chewing gum. 293 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,227 But I thought you'd be proud. 294 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,332 We're not. 295 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,699 Krauts, two o'clock high. 296 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:46,882 You think we could get mayonnaise outlawed, ol'Top? 297 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:51,615 Uh, Mr. Strickland, what do you think Tom Landry would think of what we're doing? 298 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:54,351 Top, well, how the hell should I know? 299 00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:57,792 I, uh... I can't do this anymore, sir. 300 00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,490 It just doesn't feel right. 301 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,567 Rooster?! What's he doing with a lunch truck? 302 00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:08,897 An illegal lunch truck? 303 00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:18,714 It's my territory now, Strickland! 304 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:22,014 I'm taking over Arlen's illegal food business! 305 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,989 You're finished, Strickland! 306 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,619 Finished? 307 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,857 How's this for finished? 308 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,299 Retaliate. 309 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,205 Let's get 'em, honey. 310 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:55,879 Who is Rooster, 311 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:58,012 and why is he attacking us? 312 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,284 He's an old acquaintance of mine from Arkansas. 313 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,257 Dirty as the day is long. 314 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,328 Rooster, when I'm done with you, 315 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,931 your nickname's gonna be Chicken! 316 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,760 Doubtful! 317 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,300 This whole thing has gotten way out of hand. 318 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,201 I thought this truck would help, but it's making things worse. 319 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,433 I don't think I can be a part of it. 320 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,709 Oh, you can't quit now, Hank! 321 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:21,972 If we walk away, Arlen will be at the mercy of Rooster. 322 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,103 You want that? 323 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,018 Okay, fine, I'll help. 324 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,955 But just until we get rid of Rooster. 325 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,255 All right! 326 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,860 And then we missed the lunch rush 327 00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,398 because Rooster slashed our tires. 328 00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:52,470 I'm losing a turfwar I don't even want to fight. 329 00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:55,334 Plus, Rooster's food isn't even that good. 330 00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,499 What? You've eaten from Rooster' struck? 331 00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,440 Just once. Today. 332 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,945 I had a hankering for some ceviche. Subpar. 333 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,880 Dang it, Dale, I'm trying to drive that guy out of town. 334 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,952 Yeah, man. That ain't cool, man. 335 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,349 I'm sorry, Hank, but I... 336 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,157 You okay there, Dale? 337 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,088 Yes. No. 338 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:15,352 Oh, God. 339 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,389 Raw ceviche from a moving truck. 340 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:20,497 What went wrong? 341 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,893 Well, it serves you right, Dale. 342 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,503 Yeah, man. 343 00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:29,072 Dang ol'... oh-ho. 344 00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:31,942 You, too? 345 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,203 That's what happens 346 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:34,835 when you sell people poison. 347 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,538 Luckily, I have nothing to worry about, 348 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,214 thanks to my government-approved diet. 349 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:41,410 Bill, I didn't want to have to do this, 350 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:43,544 but I think you should take a look at yourself. 351 00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:46,888 Oh, God. 352 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,368 Thanks to Rooster, 353 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,937 half this town is hugging their toilets! 354 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,370 Yeah, must be some kind of food poisoning. 355 00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:05,375 I guess your constant whining about hygiene 356 00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:07,570 and refrigeration actually served a purpose. 357 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,374 I don't recall whining. 358 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,483 Now all we got to do is let everybody know 359 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,482 it was Rooster who poisoned them, 360 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,052 and we'll get all the business. 361 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,382 We won, ol'Top! We won! 362 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,014 Well, as long as those food bans are in place, 363 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,558 no one has won. 364 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,354 And I'm not sure they're ever going away. 365 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,929 From your mouth to God's ear, Hank. 366 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:35,906 Yes? 367 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,338 Nancy, it's Hank Hill. 368 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:38,465 I've had enough. 369 00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:39,542 I want out. 370 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,270 I think I can help, sug. 371 00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:43,381 Oh, hey, can we use your facilities? 372 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,608 We've been peeing in Snapple bottles all week. 373 00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:57,262 The only thing your got-dang bans accomplished 374 00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,296 was to drive people into the shadows 375 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:02,092 to eat where they got poisoned by a criminal. 376 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:06,135 Rooster and his crew don't care about food safety or hygiene. 377 00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,568 And Channel 84's 378 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,367 Nancy Hicks-Gribble can prove it. 379 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:12,477 She has video evidence of Rooster's blatant 380 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:15,409 disregard for maintaining a sanitary kitchen. 381 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,379 That video includes shots 382 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,212 of everyone who broke the law 383 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:22,946 and visited Rooster's truck in the past couple days, 384 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:26,546 including people we all might recognize. 385 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,125 We could all watch the tape. 386 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,929 Or you could repeal the food bans. 387 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,691 I say we repeal the bans. 388 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,126 Yes, let us return the power of choice to the people of Arlen. 389 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,236 And attach a small addendum to the bill which orders 390 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,362 the destruction of that tape. All in favor? 391 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:42,404 Aye! 392 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:56,118 Do you know why these hush puppies taste so good, Bobby? 393 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,691 Trans-fat? Because you're not breaking the rules to eat 'em. 394 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,014 Right, Peggy? 395 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,150 Hmm? Oh, yeah, yeah, rules good. 396 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:06,626 Hey, bad boy. 397 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,993 What do you say we skip out on the check, huh? 398 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:11,192 No. How' bout this? 399 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,565 We load up my purse with packets of Splenda. 400 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,297 By the time they know what hit them, 401 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,465 we'll be long gone. No. 402 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,178 - But I thought you'd be proud. - We're not. 403 00:21:57,305 --> 00:22:57,360 -== [ www.OpenSubtitles.com ] ==-