1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:36,900 That year, we almost had it. 3 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:39,171 I had just learned how to button. 4 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:41,205 You should've checked my work. 5 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,203 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:47,245 Look at Dad! 7 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:49,974 Ugh, I should just destroy those back-up glasses. 8 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:52,107 I wonder where that necklace went? 9 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:54,986 Hank! Guess what?! 10 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:57,555 You knowhow we always wait until the last minute 11 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,659 to get our Christmas card photo taken and always end up 12 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:03,352 getting Mega-Lo portraits, which are always terrible? 13 00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:06,488 Uh... am I supposed to be guessing something here? 14 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:09,431 Mom got us an appointment with Ron! 15 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:12,765 As in "Portraits by Ron" Ron! 16 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,396 I called and got the last available appointment 17 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:15,508 before Christmas. 18 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:17,370 Wow! 19 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:19,671 This guy's even taken photos of the Stricklands! 20 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:21,438 This is gonna be great! 21 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:24,049 It's all because I did your favorite thing, Hank... 22 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:25,276 I planned ahead. 23 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:27,113 Well, you know what I always say: 24 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,844 "If you plan ahead, 25 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:31,353 then, when things happen, you're prepared." 26 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:34,519 Yep. 27 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:35,559 Yup. 28 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:36,627 Mmm-hmm. 29 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,199 Talkin' 'bout like a dang ol' Rick Wakeman, man, 30 00:01:44,337 --> 00:01:46,862 'stead of "yes" man, you gonna dang 'ol say "no," man. 31 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:49,303 I took it upon myself to upgrade 32 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:51,341 the entertainment value of the alley, 33 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:54,002 and provide a soundtrack, if you will. 34 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:56,047 Uh, I don't know, Dale. 35 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:57,479 Conversation's already pretty good. 36 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,278 But it could be better! 37 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:00,544 I'll show you! 38 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:02,380 So, I was just opening this beer, 39 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:05,251 and the tab didn't go all the way in. 40 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:11,259 So I had to push it open with my Swiss Army knife 41 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:14,594 and now, my beer tastes like my back pocket. 42 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:19,865 Wow... you really made that come to life. 43 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:22,166 Sssst! Good luck following that, Boomhauer. 44 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:24,742 Dad, Dooley ran away from home! 45 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:28,142 He left a note with I'm gone. 46 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:33,486 So Dooley ran away. 47 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:34,677 Mm-mm-mm. 48 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:36,321 I am not the least bit surprised. 49 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:39,219 There is no way you can keep a lid on that powder keg 50 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:40,758 they call a family. 51 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,794 I thought you and Melinda Dooley were friends. 52 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:44,487 Yeah... 53 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,689 Melinda and I took different paths. 54 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:49,357 Let's just say her clothes weren't the only thing 55 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:51,231 that got casual on Fridays. 56 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,305 I will leave it at that. 57 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:54,565 Her values. 58 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:56,709 I wonder where that boy is. 59 00:02:56,843 --> 00:03:00,745 If I were him, I'd find myself a nice culvert to crawl into. 60 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,404 Somewhere in Oklahoma, 61 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:05,574 where the police treat you like a human being. 62 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,549 Uh... Okay. 63 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,728 Poor Melinda. 64 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:19,330 It all went downhill for her 65 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,467 after she married that Tim Dooley. 66 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:22,863 Well, because she had to. 67 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:24,526 Poor thing. 68 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:27,538 First, everything else in her life, and now this. 69 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,164 Welcome, parents. 70 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,834 We're confronting a serious and difficult issue. 71 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:34,912 Thank God we've got a speaker to tell us what to do. 72 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,209 "Here he is, fresh from The Montel Williams Show... 73 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,544 author Stephens Davies." 74 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:44,354 Good evening. 75 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:46,287 First, let me extend my condolences 76 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,690 to the Dooley family and the Arlen community. 77 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:51,695 We must ask ourselves why this happened. 78 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,321 Allow me to quote from my book. 79 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,836 "The nuclear family has suffered a meltdown." 80 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,199 If you don't have a close-knit family, 81 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:03,672 then every member of your family is at risk. 82 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:12,677 I'm back. 83 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,889 Show's over. 84 00:04:18,057 --> 00:04:19,524 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 85 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,887 Dooley is the exception who proves the rule. 86 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:25,887 Yes, every second in this country, 87 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:28,023 a poorly parented child runs away. 88 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:31,367 Excuse me! 89 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:32,937 Your child could run away! 90 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:35,597 My son will not run away. 91 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,471 My family is fine. 92 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:39,009 Don't you think Mrs. Dooley 93 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:40,702 thought her family was fine, too? 94 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,438 Well, probably. 95 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:45,415 But, really, I don't think this relates to me. 96 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:48,882 Of course you don't. Your family's great. 97 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:51,387 Where's your son right now? 98 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,354 He is... at home. 99 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:55,586 Then let's call him. 100 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:57,320 Get on up here! 101 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:01,032 Okay. 102 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:02,599 Whoa! Look out for the books. 103 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:03,827 On sale. 104 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,665 With a forward by Marilu Henner. 105 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:08,807 Are you sure you don't want to talk to Melinda Dooley? 106 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:10,033 She's right there. 107 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,889 Sorry, we're not home right now. 108 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:36,229 Unless this is Alex Trebek, in which case, come right over. 109 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,601 Well, that's just... 110 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:44,334 Interesting. What's your son's cell phone number? 111 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,068 He doesn't have a cell phone. 112 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:49,571 You have no idea where your son is 113 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:51,080 or how to get ahold of him. 114 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,740 So if he's gone, he's gone. 115 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:54,181 Well, uh... 116 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:58,816 This is the real problem with American families. 117 00:05:59,025 --> 00:05:59,957 Complacency! 118 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,219 Self-satisfaction! 119 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,022 Igno-rationalization! 120 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:04,629 It's a word I coined... it's in my book... 121 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:06,629 and she's guilty of it. 122 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:09,064 I am so sorry. 123 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,102 You're ashamed. 124 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,512 Peggy, I think you may be overreacting. 125 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:23,137 Have you ever wondered 126 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,750 why we can never get our Christmas card photo right? 127 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:28,443 It's because, as a family, we are all over the place: 128 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:31,418 Scattered, disheveled, eyes closed. 129 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:34,617 The '77 Cowboys never took a good photo, 130 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:36,228 but they won the Super Bowl. 131 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,886 Your logic doesn't hold up. 132 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:41,329 Hank, when an expert on families calls you up on stage 133 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:43,731 and tells you you are failing as a parent, 134 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:45,804 it would be foolish of you to ignore it. 135 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:49,407 Which is why I got this. 136 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:52,100 Now, when you go out, simply slide your magnet to "out," 137 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,975 and indicate your destination and estimated time spent, 138 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:56,376 using these symbols here. 139 00:06:58,317 --> 00:06:59,978 I also bought each of you a cell phone. 140 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,586 Cool! 141 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:02,653 Yeah, it is cool. 142 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:03,778 It only calls me. 143 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:05,321 Oh. 144 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:06,583 Can I receive calls? 145 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:07,555 From me. 146 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:11,354 Peggy, this is unnecessary. 147 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,123 We communicate as needed. 148 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:20,837 Uh, well, I do like dry-erase boards. 149 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,838 Thank you. 150 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:28,545 What's that you're playing? 151 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:29,841 It's your theme song. 152 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:30,676 What?! 153 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,112 I'm kidding. 154 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:33,615 This is your theme song. 155 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:39,017 No, no, it's this. 156 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:45,188 It really is that. 157 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,926 Listen to my theme song! 158 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:54,129 Oh, that is so me. 159 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,778 Aw, dang it. 160 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:02,312 I lost the drawstring to my sweatpants again. 161 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,643 What's that trick with the, uh... 162 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,012 Peggy! 163 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,517 What are you doing in your underwear 164 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,654 outside the master bathroom? 165 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:12,689 I want us to be a closer, more open family. 166 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:13,757 What?! 167 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,326 Why would you want that?! 168 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,190 Baaah! 169 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,991 Because of what I just read in Davies's book... 170 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:21,156 Get Comfortable. 171 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:23,097 "Clothes may keep your body warm, 172 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:25,203 but they make your heart cold." 173 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:28,171 We need more intimacy as a family, Hank. 174 00:08:28,307 --> 00:08:31,003 I thought that's what the dry-erase board was for. 175 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:33,737 Now, for God sakes, put on some clothes! 176 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:35,744 Hank, the dry-erase board 177 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:38,247 is only the physical part of the solution. 178 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:42,183 This hanging out in our underwear is the emotional part. 179 00:08:42,388 --> 00:08:45,619 Mmm! This is the way food was meant to be eaten! 180 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:47,156 No stains. 181 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:49,386 I can just hose down afterwards. 182 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:54,861 I don't think this is sanitary. 183 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,592 Hank, you might feel better about this 184 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:57,794 if you took your pants off. 185 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:58,528 No. 186 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:00,467 All right. 187 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:02,096 Look... if wearing your pants makes you comfortable, do it. 188 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,242 Anything goes. 189 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,900 Do whatever you feel like doing. 190 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:09,105 Ah. Good. Boomhauer's home. 191 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:11,580 Uh... I feel like going out to the alley. 192 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,414 Hey, Bobby! 193 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,889 I got these for the three of us for the Christmas photo. 194 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,325 Okay. 195 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:34,439 So, tell me... what happened in school today, huh? 196 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,905 How are you feeling? 197 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,476 Uh, okay. 198 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:41,079 Oh! It was classic. 199 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:42,612 In gym class, 200 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,182 I made a fart noise with a deflated volleyball 201 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,149 and people thought it was Coach Kleehammer! 202 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,414 No, no, no, Bobby, that's good, 203 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,252 but what I want to know about, honey, are your feelings. 204 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:54,051 Huh? 205 00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:55,387 You know, 206 00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:58,257 do you feel misunderstood, isolated? 207 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:00,262 Do you feel like people don't like you? 208 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:02,765 What do you mean people don't like me?! 209 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,199 I was the one who made the fart noise! 210 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:06,861 Bobby... 211 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:08,940 I would like to share an excerpt from my diary, 212 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:12,010 as I no longer want us to have any secrets. 213 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,146 No, no, that's okay. 214 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,770 "Dear Diary, 215 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,815 "Bobby's eyebrows have still not grown in. 216 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,076 It is disturbing." 217 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,775 Mom! 218 00:10:25,424 --> 00:10:28,655 I want my sideburns to be even for Ron's picture. 219 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,957 I'm gonna need you to hold the laser level as I shave. 220 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,723 Is there anything on you you'd like level? 221 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,265 No, thank you. 222 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:36,390 Bwaaah! 223 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,229 Close the door! 224 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:40,235 Hank, there are no doors. 225 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,306 What?! No! 226 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:44,602 Only when we take down our inner doors 227 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:47,542 can we put them back up and then not use them. 228 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:52,240 To keep Bobby from running away, 229 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,410 you have to do your business in front of me? 230 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,053 It's the only way. 231 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,213 How did you even do that? 232 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,760 I'm trying to take a shower and there's no curtain! 233 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,361 Come on! 234 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:14,433 First one to breakfast gets to sit on my lap! 235 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,486 Oh, no. 236 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,657 Why are you wearing your pajamas? 237 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,995 I had to get dressed in a hurry. 238 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,763 There's no doors in my house! 239 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:15,593 Yello. 240 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,795 This is a recording of Ron. 241 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,930 We're calling to confirm your photo shoot with Ron at: 242 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:23,439 Today at 5:00 p.m. 243 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,941 What?! Today?! 244 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,772 No, I thought it was tomorrow. 245 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:27,844 Hello? Help! 246 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,345 Somebody, please... hello?! 247 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,127 Hank, 248 00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:45,923 I need you to go on 249 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,396 a propane run for us now. 250 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,338 I'd love to, sir. 251 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,985 Can I hang out with you for awhile? 252 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,620 You can if you want, 253 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,288 but my dad's been testing Tasers, 254 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,286 so you really have to watch out. 255 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,425 I'll take my chances. 256 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,300 You have 30 seconds 257 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,242 until this appointment is over. 258 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:37,075 At 5:30, I'm taking a picture. 259 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:45,046 20 seconds. 260 00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:48,125 I'm so sorry, I do not know how this could've happened. 261 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,394 They should be here. 262 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,156 That is your picture. 263 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,321 Good-bye. 264 00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:55,296 Next! 265 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:10,407 Well, here it is. 266 00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:14,816 We didn't know about the mix-up until it was too late. 267 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,284 We'll just reschedule. 268 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:19,082 Ron is booked up; we can't reschedule. 269 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,919 Didn't you see the board? 270 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,891 I even used those freaking High School Musical magnets 271 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,086 you love so much. 272 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,130 Neither of us came home in time. 273 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:27,823 I don't understand. 274 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,059 I called, I left messages... 275 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:31,567 Hank, where is your cell phone? 276 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,797 Uh... it's in my desk at work. 277 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,429 But how are you going to get my calls? 278 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,540 Bobby, where's your phone? 279 00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:40,111 Uh, it's in my desk at work? 280 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:45,878 Oh, my gosh, you did not want to get my calls. 281 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,315 You were both avoiding me. 282 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,754 It's all the extra attention and sharing and whatnot. 283 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,119 We felt a little... 284 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,124 claustrophobic. 285 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:58,253 Yeah! I've even had dreams that I was a little bunny, 286 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:01,399 and you petted me and petted me and petted me 287 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,296 until you broke my neck. 288 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:06,836 Oh, I see. 289 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:09,065 I just wanted us to be closer. 290 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,606 Yeah, I know. 291 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,405 Well, I have errands to run. 292 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,513 I will not bother to tell you where am going, 293 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:16,739 since it does not matter. 294 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,252 I sure hate to see Peggy so upset. 295 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,826 Dang it, somebody should invent a pill 296 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:31,155 that just makes you happy. 297 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:37,492 It's not a pill, 298 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,637 but I make something in my bathtub 299 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,295 that'll make you happy. 300 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,133 You know, none of this would've happened 301 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,902 if it wasn't for that family expert jackass. 302 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:47,035 You mean, Stephens Davies? 303 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,874 That guy's amazing! 304 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:51,881 His theories, his sense of style, the whole thing. 305 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,814 I wish I could go to his book signing today. 306 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:55,008 A book signing? 307 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,051 Yeah, at the Arlen Mall. 308 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:59,452 I'd go, but I'm pretty busy writing this musical. 309 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,853 Huh. 310 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,459 I think I'll go down there, 311 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,094 get that guy to call Peggy, 312 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,026 and fix all the problems he caused. 313 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,912 Sorry I was such a lame lab partner today. 314 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,673 It's okay. 315 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:26,615 I just feel so bad about hurting my mom's feelings. 316 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,219 Ah... I've got it. 317 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,256 I'll just go down and beg for a new appointment. 318 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:33,949 I'm adorable when I beg. 319 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,627 If that doesn't work, start crying. 320 00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:38,487 It works for my dad. 321 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:47,770 I need to return these. 322 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,736 I am no longer in the Christmas spirit. 323 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:05,016 Sir, Mr. Davies isn't signing any personal items. 324 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,124 You have to buy his book and wait in line. 325 00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:10,458 All right, fine. 326 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:14,995 There you are! 327 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,327 Mr. Ron? 328 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:17,765 Speaking. 329 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,598 My family missed our appointment yesterday 330 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,173 and my mom's really upset. 331 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:25,401 Is there anyway you can squeeze us in? 332 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:29,002 This photo means a lotto her and she means a lot to me. 333 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,445 Please. 334 00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:32,641 You know, I shoot families all the time 335 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,377 who I know hate each other. 336 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,214 It's nice to see there are some out there 337 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,117 who have real love and devotion between them. 338 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,120 Reminds me of I got into this business. 339 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,489 So, you'll give us a new appointment?! 340 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,323 No, no, no... there's nothing I can do. Sorry. 341 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:54,230 Oh, please! No. 342 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:02,912 Oh! 343 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,453 And the name is? 344 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,782 Hank Hill. 345 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,389 I'm the husband of Peggy Hill. 346 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:14,992 I can't do two names on one book. 347 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,218 You need to buy another. 348 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:17,987 Look, you and your got dang book 349 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,598 have upset my family, and now you're gonna fix it. 350 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:21,528 Oh! 351 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,365 Security! 352 00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,069 You are gonna call my wife and tell her that she is 353 00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:35,043 a good mother and we have a good family. 354 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,512 Use this... it's like a Bat Phone... 355 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:39,116 it'll go right to her. 356 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:40,718 Grip it! Why don't you grip it?! 357 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,820 I'm not going to tell you again! 358 00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:44,148 Now take the phone, 359 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:45,187 and make the dang call! 360 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,420 Hank?! What are you doing? 361 00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:50,650 Peggy?! 362 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:51,660 Aw, dang it! 363 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:52,889 There he goes. 364 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:55,124 I was trying to get your expert 365 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,029 to tell you that everything was okay. 366 00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:58,261 Mom! 367 00:18:58,403 --> 00:18:59,961 Bobby, what are you doing here? 368 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,334 I tried to get Ron to reschedule. 369 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,203 I even cried! 370 00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:05,775 I was faking it at first, 371 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,946 and then I started crying real tears, 372 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,140 thinking about how important this was to you... 373 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:12,580 I'm doing it again! 374 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,289 You are a wonderful husband and a wonderful son... 375 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,654 and we are a wonderful family. 376 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,920 And I don't need a picture to prove it. 377 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,095 But it would've been nice. 378 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,363 The Dooleys?! 379 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:34,370 Dang it, we're a better family than they are! 380 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,770 We deserve to have our picture taken with Ron! 381 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:41,611 In fact, Ron will take our picture. 382 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,271 We just have to work together. 383 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,487 Well, hello, Melinda. 384 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,620 Peggy. 385 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,882 I see you found your son. 386 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:53,922 We were all worried. 387 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:55,549 Sarcasm. 388 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,820 Well, two can play at that game. 389 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,292 Cute baby. 390 00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:02,025 Sorry we can't stay and chat. 391 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,364 We have an appointment with Ron. 392 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:08,439 I have three months' allowance saved up. 393 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:12,703 It's all yours, if you just run away for a little while. 394 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,470 You have an hour. 395 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,348 Hey, Tim. 396 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:22,009 How's, uh... how's your boy? 397 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,324 Dooley! 398 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,261 The Dooleys, please? 399 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:34,456 Uh, yes. 400 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,794 We are the Dooleys. 401 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,197 Ron will see you now. 402 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,001 Which background should we use? 403 00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:47,270 It doesn't matter where we are, as long as we are together... 404 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:48,674 in the Alps. 405 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:56,445 Okay, now get closer. 406 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,055 Father, put your arm around Mother. 407 00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:01,791 You know what? 408 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,555 We are fine just the way we are. 409 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,907 First one to breakfast gets to sit on my lap! 410 00:21:54,305 --> 00:22:54,604 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org