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Oops! I dropped my latest issue of Street and Smith.
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And it completely by accident opened to page 47.
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Street and Smith?
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Well, don't be stingy with it.
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Hand it over.
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"Top 25 Texas Middle-School Quarterbacks To Watch."
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Oh, my God, Joseph's on the list.
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Well, all right, Dale. Dang 'ol way to go, man.
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I like Joseph.
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Wow, a "listed" quarterback.
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This is great news.
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With Joseph leading our team,
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Tom Landry may finally have a shot at a winning season.
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And I will be commended
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for having spawned such a superior athlete.
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People will point at my loins and say, "Job well done."
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Denton has taken quite a beating,
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thanks to Tom Landry quarterback Joseph Gribble.
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That boy sure grew an arm this summer.
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Longhorns win!
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That's my son! I made him!
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Heck of a game, Gribble.
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Nice job.
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Boy, if the rest of the season's like this,
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I may start carrying Joseph's picture in my wallet.
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Afternoon, Mr. Gribble.
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Mike Gilstead.
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I'm a recruiter with Spencer Academy.
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Ooh, private school. Snazzy.
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What brings you to our little government-funded establishment?
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Well, your son, actually.
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We think Joseph would be a great addition
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to our football program.
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Really?
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Why don't you give me a call sometime?
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You're not actually considering this, are you?
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It doesn't hurt to listen.
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Plus, he gave me his card, Hank.
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I'm pretty much committed at this point.
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I present the first victory loaf of the season.
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If Dale listens to those private school people,
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this'll be the only meat loaf we eat all year.
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And I love your meat loaf, Peggy.
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This is terrible!
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Joseph's my best friend.
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If he leaves now, what'll I do?
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I can't finish our wall of gum alone.
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Bobby, you can find a new best friend.
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A winning football season is once in a lifetime.
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Impressive campus you've got here.
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For future tours, might I suggest a golf cart
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or a little train?
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So, what did you think of our library, Joseph?
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Big, huh?
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I like that there's lots of places
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where people can't see you.
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Let's just cut to the chase, Mr. Gribble.
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Joseph is a star.
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We want to build our football program around him
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and his talents.
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And all you have to do is say yes.
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Joseph, could you step outside?
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The grown-ups need to talk.
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You know, I'm hearing a lot about what's in it for Joseph.
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What I'm not hearing is what's in it for me.
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Ooh, olive tapenade.
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Compliments of my friends at Spencer Academy.
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That's not cheese in that basket, it's payola.
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That school is trying to buy you off.
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Uh, nobody's "buying" anybody, Hank.
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They're simply offering Dale's Dead Bug
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a 100-year, pay-upfront, no-spray contract.
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It's completely aboveboard.
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Dale, I knowhow confusing it can be
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when someone sends you gifts and pretends to love you.
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But are you sure this school's right for Joseph?
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Are you suggesting he stay at Tom Landry?
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'Cause their offer was crap.
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Dangit, Dale.
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This isn't about what you can get out of the deal.
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It's about the best school for Joseph.
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Shouldn't he have a say in where he plays football?
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Are you really concerned about Joseph or just a Tom Landry fan
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who wants to say, "We're number one!"?
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Uh...
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I still think Joseph should have a say.
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Fine, he can decide.
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I've raised him well.
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I have no doubt he'll make the most profitable choice.
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A bottle of champagne and two glasses.
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Which one of us will Dale choose?
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Not you.
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My press conference thingie's tonight,
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and I haven't decided what to do.
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I'm all nervous.
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I've got stomach flies.
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Well, you can't leave Tom Landry.
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Great stuff like that happens all the time!
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I know.
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My dad wants me to go to Spencer,
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but all my friends and all the stuff I like is here.
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It's so complicated.
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Joseph, if you're still on the fence
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You see this key?
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It opens every door in the school.
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Every... single... door.
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Please.
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Please stay!
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This is Nancy Hicks-Gribble reporting live
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from Captain Bear's, home of the ten-pound pizza,
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where star quarterback Joseph Gribble
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is about to make his announcement.
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Spencer or Tom Landry... who will he choose?
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Uh, how you doing there, Carl?
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Not good, Hank. Not good.
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Hush. Shh.
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Hi, I'm Joseph.
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Uh, my head's been full of thinking the past few days.
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There are many decisions to be made about my future.
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My football future and the future of my brain.
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So, uh, in conclusion, that is why I choose...
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Tom Landry.
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Yes! All right! Nice choice, son!
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Luckily it's not about what Joseph chooses,
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because he's just a dumb kid who doesn't know any better.
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I'm his father, and I say we're going to Spencer Academy!
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So, are you excited about your first day of new, fancy school?
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I guess so.
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Come on.
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You get to play football,
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there's some academic perks I can't quite remember.
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It's gonna be fantastic!
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'Morning, Joseph.
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Ready to dig in?
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Not so fast,
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Mr. Grabby.
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We have some business to attend to first.
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Ah, yes, the exterminating contract.
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I have your check right here.
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Eh, we're gonna do this nice and slow, Mexican standoff style.
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Comprende?
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Easy...
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Easy...
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Sha!
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'Morning there, Sam.
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Tucker Mardell, I'd like you to meet Dale Gribble
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and his son Joseph, our new quarterback.
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Glad to have you aboard, son.
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I'm tired of getting our butts kicked
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by Our Lady of Something-or-Other.
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Mardell, huh?
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Any relation to that building over there?
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Wow, dude, do you live there?
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No, but he did generously donate the funds to have it built.
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You bought a whole building?!
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I went here, and my boy goes here.
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Spencer Academy has been good to us,
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so it just seemed right to be good to Spencer.
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Well, listen I've got a date with 18 holes.
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Dale, if you're not doing anything...
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I'm never doing anything!
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See you later, Joseph.
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Gentlemen.
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Wow, Dale, you could be on top of a wedding cake.
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What's the occasion?
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I'm going to a gala.
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That's what we "Spencer families" do.
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We gala.
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Look, it's bad enough you stuck Joseph somewhere
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he doesn't want to be
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and screwed up Tom Landry's winning season.
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Can we not hear about your stupid party?
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Gala.
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Hello, neighbor!
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I hear your delightful son is
attending prestigious Spencer Academy.
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You heard correctly.
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Maybe you could write a letter of recommendation for Kahn, Jr.
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You know how to write, don't you?
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Of course you do, you big Spencer family!
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But just in case, I typed up a little something.
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Make your mark here.
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Did you see the way he was kissing up to me?
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I will never get tired of that.
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Holy crap, this is fancy.
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Dangit, I knew you should've worn that fox stole I made for you.
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It was squirrel, Dale.
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And it was creepy the way you had
each one biting the tail of the next.
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Dale, Nancy,
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so glad you could make it.
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This is my wife, Ashley Rae.
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But my good friends call me Mitzi.
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And I can tell by your hair,
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we're gonna be good friends.
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Come on, let's get you a drink in that hand.
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Doug Diamond, Charlie St. Clair, say hello to Dale Gribble.
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You're Uncle Chuck
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of Uncle Chuck's Breakfast Meats.
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Your picture's on my sausage patties!
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Oh, that's my dad.
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He founded the company, but I run it now.
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And somedayl'll pass it on to my son.
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Unless he's still a vegetarian, then I guess the girl gets it.
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Wow.
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You gave your son a building,
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you're leaving yours a sausage factory.
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All I've got to give is my fatherly advice,
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which is shoddy at best.
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Hey, y'all!
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I'm Kaydee Taylor, Chairwoman of the Fundraising Committee.
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Congratulations to us
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for funding our new performing arts center!
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But now we need some flowers
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and benches to make it look pretty.
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So it's time to dig deep, people.
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I'll kickin for the flowers.
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Put me down for a fountain.
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I'll buy a bench!
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For my son Joseph!
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Nice, Gribble.
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Cohiba?
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Oh, I could have danced all night.
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You know, that was a lot of money
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just to have your name on a bench
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kids are gonna carve curse words in.
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Nancy, all these rich guys do things for their kids.
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I never thought of that before.
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Joseph's fine.
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He doesn't need anything, sug.
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Sure he does. Look at him.
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If he can succeed in their world,
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Joseph could have his name on something better than a bench.
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Maybe a stadium or a country.
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Imagine it, Nancy... "Josephistan."
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Dude, what is that thing, a spleen?
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No, a cherimoya.
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It's a fruit.
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We should totally burn it!
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One time, I lit a banana...
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Or, or you could just eat it.
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Hell, I never thought I'd hear myself say this,
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but I can't wait for football season to be over.
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And I bet Coach Kleehammer feels the same way
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after last night's game.
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I cannot believe someone in the stands
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threw a car battery at him.
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So anything good happen at school lately?
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I didn't want to rub it in, but we did have two fire alarms,
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and Ramon got one of his crazy nosebleeds.
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Man, I miss that place.
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Joseph!
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There you are.
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What are you doing playing with the neighbor kid?
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You mean Bobby?
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Whatever.
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One of your Spencer friends just called.
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A bunch of the guys are going out on his dad's boat.
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Did you hear that, Hank?
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My boy's going sailing with rich people.
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Don't care.
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I don't want to go, Dad.
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Those guys are always talking about weird stuff I don't know
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like summer camp in Europe.
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Just fake it.
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Say the churches are beautiful.
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Your future is depending on this, Joseph.
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You need to be on that boat.
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And if you get seasick, I want you to swallow it and smile.
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Okay.
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Another silent auction?
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What are we doing here, Dale?
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I don't even know what we're raising money for...
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or against.
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Joseph's not fitting in because he
doesn't have anything to talk about
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with those Spencer kids.
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Love the boots, Katie!
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So we need to bid on a fancy, rich-person thing
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for him to do and then discuss.
279
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So, what are we bidding on,
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a little father-daughter tennis clinic?
281
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,612
Uh, my wife and I are bidding
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on the trip to Brazil.
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A gift for our son.
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He's turning two.
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That's sounds perfect for my son as well.
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Imagine him speaking Brazilian
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to all his friends at school.
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Let me just outbid you here.
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Well, that was rude.
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Stop it! This trip is mine!
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You're wasting ink, pal.
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I can do this all night.
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I've had enough of you... and your pen!
294
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Out bid this!
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What are you doing, sug?
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We can't afford this!
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But Joseph needs...
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We're not rich, Dale.
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Hey.
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Wherever you just came from, thank you for not inviting me.
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I failed, Hank.
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Joseph's not fitting in.
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Our meager uncouth backgrounds
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are just too much for him to overcome.
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Have you ever thought
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that maybe Joseph just doesn't belong at that school?
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Of course, he does. He has to!
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Joseph will have a better life if he's part of that world.
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Come on. You've seen Annie.
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Well, you know, Dale,
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a better life means different things to different people.
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You need to think about what's best for Joseph.
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You're right, Hank.
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I know what I have to do.
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Joseph?
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I'm supposed to live with you now.
317
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What the heck is Joseph doing here?
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I don't know.
319
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His dad just dropped him off.
320
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The occupants at this address are not home.
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Please leave a message.
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Dale, Tucker Mardell... again.
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Joseph's here. Don't know why.
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We'll feed him dinner,
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but could you come get him... soon?
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My son!
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Dad, can you pass the corn?
328
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Uh, why'd you call me "Dad"?
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Myreal dad told me to call you "Dad."
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I guess you're my brother now.
331
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Want to wrestle?
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Okay, let's drive you home.
333
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Joseph.
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Be strong, Gribble.
335
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Dale, I brought your son.
336
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:19,961
I don't have a son! Go away!
337
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:23,199
Huh. Your mom will be home soon, right?
338
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,866
Great. See you later, son.
339
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:26,341
I mean, not like you're my son,
340
00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:27,945
but, you know, "son" in the gen...
341
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Oh, hell, forget it. Just stay.
342
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,010
You're still here?
343
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,483
No! Go back to the rich people!
344
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,412
But Dad... It's for your own good!
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Get!
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00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,790
I miss you, Dad!
347
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,896
You'll forget me soon enough!
348
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,555
I can't remember what you look like!
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I'll always be in your heart. Now go!
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Go, my beautiful son!
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Dad?!
352
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Uh, hey, Joseph. Everything okay?
353
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My dad won't let me in!
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Oh.
355
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,110
Uh, want to come over till your mom gets home?
356
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,115
Okay.
357
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,055
Oh, Dale!
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You scared me, sug.
359
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,554
Nancy, I have something to tell you.
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I am a husband and an exterminator,
361
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:26,964
but above all, I'm a father.
362
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,903
And it's my responsibility
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00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,066
to provide the best for my child.
364
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That is why I've given away our only son,
365
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:38,846
our precious boy, to be raised by rich people.
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00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:40,451
What are you talking about, Dale?
367
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,019
I just saw Joseph at the Hills'.
368
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,246
What?! He can't stay with them!
369
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:45,583
They're worse than us!
370
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:46,515
Dad?
371
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Joseph?
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Oh, Joseph, I miss you so much!
373
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Look at you. You grew out your hair!
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I'm sorry it didn't work out with my new dad.
375
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:03,001
It's okay, son. It's over now.
376
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,440
You're back home, and I'll never let you go again.
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00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,101
I'm glad.
378
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:08,406
Go on to your room.
379
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,344
We kept it just the way you left it.
380
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,580
I'm so happy Joseph's back.
381
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,479
Our house is alive again
382
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,626
with the pitter-patter of his giant feet.
383
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,518
And I made a decision.
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I'm pulling him out of Spencer Academy.
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Way to go!
386
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,126
That's great news, Dale.
387
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,964
'Course, when Spencer finds out I took Joseph
388
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:35,164
and spent their bribe money, they're gonna be angry.
389
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:37,366
Looks like the Gribbles are going into hiding.
390
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,500
That can't be your answer to everything, Dale.
391
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,545
But these are powerful people, Hank.
392
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,513
I can't cross Mardell Steel or Uncle Chuck.
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00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,447
Who knows what they'd put in my breakfast meats
394
00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,108
or drop on my head?
395
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:49,652
Why don't you just pay them back?
396
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:51,421
I'll give you the money.
397
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,218
Then Joseph could come back to Tom Landry,
398
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,349
and you won't have to burn off your fingerprints.
399
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,085
I will, too.
400
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,629
Cross-country is the only gotdang winning sport
401
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,596
Tom Landry has right now.
402
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,598
I'd pay anything for that not to be true.
403
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:06,465
Yeah, man, dang ol' anybody would, man.
404
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:10,268
That's it! I'll fund-raise my way out of this!
405
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,343
If the people at Spencer taught me one thing,
406
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:16,072
it's that if you serve food, you can beg for money.
407
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,060
Thank you all for coming today
408
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and being so loose with your wallets.
409
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,204
Because of your generosity and overwhelming desire
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00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:43,831
for a winning football season,
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00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:49,312
my son will be returning to Tom Landry!
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Longhorns!
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Fellas, having a good time?
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You bet. This party's got my two favorite things:
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Barbecue and Joseph back at Tom Landry.
416
00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:07,858
Yep, it's a good day to be a Longhorn, I tell you what.
417
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:15,233
It sure is.
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00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:57,140
I can't remember what you look like!
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