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Ripped By mstoll
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This place is dead.
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Not cold enough for propane,
not hot enough for propane.
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Goldilocks season, honey.
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It'll pick up.
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Propane may be a gas,
but it's like a rock.
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(laughs):
Hey, Hank!
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(lively music playing)
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This fat guy was dancing...
(laughs)
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then he slipped!
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If you think this is funny,
you should see "funny cats."
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(click, lively music playing)
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(cat shrieking)
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Donna, turn it off.
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This is work.
(click, music stops)
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Sorry, Hank, but there's
nothing to do here.
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Have you done
your expense reports?
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(sighs)
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Fine, I'll do
the expense reports.
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Hey, Hank,
isn't that Pat Ritchie
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coming out of Thatherton's?
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It is.
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Pat.
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Oh. Hank.
(chuckles)
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I'm just, uh, you know,
buying some, uh, propane.
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From Thatherton.
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Yeah.
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I-I'm sorry.
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I-I met him on MySpace.
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W-what are you talking about?
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Your house?
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No, no, no, MySpace
is on the Internet.
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We-we chatted online,
and, well, we became friends.
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But we're friends.
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We've been in business
for a decade.
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Yeah, but on MySpace you get
to know someone real fast.
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And it turns out,
(engine starts)
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Thatherton's as obsessed
with Weezer as I am.
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What's Weezer?
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Exactly.
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Bye, Hank.
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(laughing)
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STRICKLAND:
Thatherton?!
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Gotdang! I know Pat Ritchie
cheats on his wife,
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but I never thought
he'd cheat on me!
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Apparently, he communicated
with Pat
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on something called MySpace.
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MySpace?!
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He used MySpace?!
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What is MySpace?
What are we talking about here?
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(sighs)
I don't know, sir.
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I think it's a cult.
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Hmm-mm. It's a social
networking site,
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you know, on the Internet.
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It makes socializing fun.
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Well, we need to get Strickland
on the Internet then ASAP!
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But, sir, we already have
a sell sheet to inform people.
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Got to keep up with
the times, Ol' Top.
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(sighs)
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Uh, Donna, can you
put us on MySpace?
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Yeah, I'd love to.
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It sure beats
the rest of the crap
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I normally have to do
around here.
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Donna...
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(pig snorting)
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Pig?
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Yeah! All right!
(pig squealing)
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You got me a Pig!
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Bobby, get away from that thing.
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That is not our pig.
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(pig squealing, snorting)
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Bobby, stay back!
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You'll damage the nose!
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Dale, why do you have a pig?
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Nancy and I had dinner
at That's Amore last night.
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Nancy got some truffle shaved
on her pasta, and it cost $30.
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It was a good thing
we got separate checks.
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Anyway, I decided to rent myself
a truffle-hunting pig,
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so I could have
as many truffles as I want.
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Pigs can hunt?
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Man, they keep getting
cooler and cooler!
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Count me in!
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(snorting)
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Please, Dale, let me
get truffles with you.
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I love truffles.
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Okay, you can come with.
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But you do know these aren't
chocolate truffles, right?
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Of course I know that.
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I want the kind of truffles
that we're talking about.
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Have you guys heard
of this MySpace?
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Of course.
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It's the best part
of my life right now.
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I don't understand it.
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Why do you want to communicate
with strangers?
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Well, they may start out
as strangers,
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but then they become
your friends.
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Not the kind of friends
that you hang out with,
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but the kind that you type to
when you're drunk.
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Tell you what, man,
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easy datin' on that
dang ol' MySpace, man.
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Put up my dang ol' college photo
on there, man.
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Yes, Boomhauer.
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That's exactly why I like
to deal with people in person.
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That way, you know
what you're getting.
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Face-to-face interfacing
is obsolete.
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There's over 400 expressions
that you can make
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with symbols online.
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You can only make
two expressions
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with your face, Hank.
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Are you agreeing with me?
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Are you happy?
Are you sad?
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I can't tell.
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It's true.
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Conversation is better
on MySpace.
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I reveal things about myself
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that I could just
never tell you guys.
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Don't go to MySpace, Hank!
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Enrique!
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I'm Allen252 from MySpace.
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Came to get that grill.
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Hey!
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I saw that picture of you
in Cancun, man.
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Do you think I would like
scuba diving?
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Allen252!
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Man, get your butt over here.
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Huh.
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I guess this MySpace thing
is really working.
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We already have over 40 friends.
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And I know most of them,
so they're all really cool.
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What's Joe Jack doing there?
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Check it out.
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(hip-hop music playing)
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(laughs)
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Joe Jack, huh? Who knew!
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(whispering):
Watch this one.
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Whoo!
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Dance with me!
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Come on! I'm so drunk!
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(laughs)
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I was so drunk.
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Donna, this is terrible.
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This is no way
to represent Strickland.
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You think I'm just
a number cruncher
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and I can't do creative things.
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Take this site down immediately
before anyone else sees it.
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(groans)
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Donna, I was just
on the MySpace.
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It was so much fun!
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And nothing attracts customers
more than fun!
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Thank you, Mr. Strickland.
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But there's nothing on there
about the propane
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or the propane accessories.
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Donna, I want you on
MySpace duty full time.
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I'm making you assistant manager
of new media.
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But-but I'm
the assistant manager.
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Well, now we got two.
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Everyone,
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now that I'm
an assistant manager,
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we're gonna take this place
to a new level.
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First order of business:
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we need to add some new video
to the site, so...
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who wants to get kicked
in the ding-dong?
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I don't know why
Strickland is on MySpace.
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The whole thing
is like a contest to see
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who can make the biggest ass
of themselves.
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That's why it's so great.
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I-I also
love MySpace,
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but I would never
be on it as myself.
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Online, I am Ted Danson.
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People will
tell Ted Danson anything.
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Kahn is manic-
depressive.
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Morning, Donna.
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Hey, who should we assign
to make more coffee for us?
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I'm thinking Melinda.
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Slow down, Donna.
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You've only been
assistant manager for a day.
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You'll find that leadership...
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Hot dang, people!
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We got ourselves
over 500 friends!
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(door opens)
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Welcome to Strickland.
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I'm Hank.
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I'm actually here to buy
propane from Joe Jack.
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Right here.
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Preferably one that you freaked.
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I'm on it.
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I'm pretty sure I gave this one
the business, honey.
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But just to be sure...
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Whoo-haw!
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(laughing)
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Business is really picking up.
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But at what cost?
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There's no way that's your body.
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You cut and pasted your face.
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This woman has six-pack abs.
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Count these.
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Wow!
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Look at Melinda's stomach.
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It's amazing!
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Melinda, no!
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Pull down your shirt.
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This is a workplace,
so get back to work.
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Hank, I need a picture
for your profile.
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Am I handsome?
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Do hunters ask each other
that question?
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Time to go
a-trufflin'.
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(gasps)
Dang.
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I didn't know
pigs could run like that.
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It's a rental!
After her!
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This grill offers more than
enough heat to do the job.
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Hank, we need you
to set up your profile.
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Donna, I-I'm with a customer.
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There's a billion
potential customers online.
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I think you need to deal
with them first.
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Get bloggin'!
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(sighs)
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Okay.
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Donna will help you.
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Okay, so you can help me?
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Of course I can.
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Log onto
www.MySpace.com/strickprop.
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You can post questions there.
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Thank you.
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(sighs)
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"The new reverse thread on the
dual intake portable propane
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containers allows for..."
Blah.
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(sighs)
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What is this?
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Here, look at my page.
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Maybe this will inspire you.
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Good Lord, Donna!
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Deep breaths, Ladybird.
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Deep breaths.
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Sure, Ladybird barks at me,
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but she'll let any old riffraff
in the backyard.
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Peggy, I'm borrowing your dog
to track down my pig.
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If you'd like to borrow Joseph
as collateral,
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I'm okay with that.
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When you bring her back,
just hose her down.
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Hose Joseph, too.
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ENRIQUE:
You told everyone
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I'm a pro-pain
in the neck!
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You're a pro-pain
in my neck!
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You're one to talk, Enrique.
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Your posts have offended
everyone in this office.
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Oh, please, Roger, you're just
mad about those pictures.
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No, my wife's mad
about those pictures!
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I was 30 days sober!
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Everyone, stop fighting!
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DONNA:
Hank's right.
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Save it for your blogs.
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No, our customers don't
need to know about this.
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This is exactly what the
customers want to know about.
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Hank, you don't understand
how "the world works" anymore.
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You don't get my generation.
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We're the same age.
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You just can't deal with the
fact that I'm your equal now.
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And as an assistant manager,
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I'm gonna ask you
for the last time
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to blog.
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Fine, Donna, you want me
to blog what I'm thinking?
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I'll blog what I'm thinking.
264
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,738
Good. Finally.
265
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,780
Donna is an idiot.
266
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:55,780
Post
267
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,202
Thank you, Hank.
268
00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:01,704
I'm sure my 4,000 friends
will find that very interesting.
269
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,622
Oh, that's supposed
to scare me, huh?
270
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,795
Are your 4,000 friends going
to come out of the computer
271
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:07,758
and get me?
272
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,387
The people are not really
in the computer, Hank.
273
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,511
That would be like Poltergeist.
274
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,770
Ladybird'll find that pig.
275
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,692
She can find anything.
276
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:32,738
She has dug up every one
of my goldfish we buried.
277
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,782
Ladybird is an amazing animal.
278
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,779
We probably don't even
need that stupid pig.
279
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,247
(barks)
280
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,788
I bet Ladybird could
find the truffles.
281
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:44,287
Ladybird finds the truffles
and we cut out the middleman,
282
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,709
or in this case the middle pig.
283
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,624
Bill, that's brilliant.
284
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,625
Thanks, Dale.
285
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,717
That means a lot.
286
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,595
Now, we just need
to introduce Ladybird
287
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,589
to the scent of truffles.
288
00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,763
This food looks amazing.
289
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,435
You look amazing.
290
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,774
Would you like some truffle
shaved on your pasta?
291
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:05,733
Of course.
292
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,736
This night is
about trying new things.
293
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:14,196
Remember this smell.
294
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,320
And while you're at it,
get a whiff of the wine.
295
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,742
There's money in that, too.
296
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,576
Morning, Hank.
297
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:28,503
Donna, we should probably talk
about what happened yesterday.
298
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,296
Oh, Hank, what's done is done.
299
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,793
It's a new day.
300
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,215
Let's just move on.
301
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,760
Well, all right.
302
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:41,849
Well, look at that.
It's almost 10:00 already.
303
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,569
What is going on out there?
304
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,658
It's called a flash mob.
305
00:12:55,650 --> 00:13:00,156
My 4,000 friends don't think
I'm an idiot.
306
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:07,583
Hot dang, look at
all these people.
307
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,001
We got enough propane
to supply all y'all.
308
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,671
That must be Hank!
309
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,667
Get him!
310
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:13,793
(stammering)
311
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,215
(screams)
312
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,758
Good Lord.
313
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:26,690
(groaning)
314
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,146
I can't believe this happened.
315
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,769
Donna, you're fired.
316
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:33,066
What?
You can't fire me, Hank.
317
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,735
This is your fault.
318
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:35,698
I need supervision.
319
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,780
It is in all of my reviews.
320
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:38,776
Shut up, Donna.
321
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:39,777
You're fired.
322
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,654
Unbelievable.
323
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,204
Well, you haven't seen
the last of me.
324
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,200
(door opens)
325
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,417
You'll pay.
326
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,209
You'll all pay!
327
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,753
(groans)
328
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:03,594
Well, the Strickland
MySpace page is gone.
329
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,721
Now, if you want
to see Melinda drunk,
330
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,973
you got to go to the
Chimney Sweep after 5:00.
331
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,144
Thank you, Roger.
332
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,643
Now we can finally
get back to work.
333
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,020
(heavy metal playing) STRICKLAND:
What in the Sam Hill?
334
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,523
Uh-oh, it's back.
335
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,774
Rogen
336
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,151
I thought you took this down.
337
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,151
I did, Hank.
338
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,949
Someone must have put it back.
339
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,788
Strickland is no good!
340
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,783
Do not buy from Strickland!
341
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,252
Their propane is bad!
342
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,460
Turn it off.
343
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,547
Donna changed the password.
344
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,758
She controls
the Strickland site now.
345
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,468
(buzzing)
346
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,677
Unplug it.
347
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,387
That ain't going to stop it.
348
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,474
Her powers are growing, honey.
349
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,765
We got to get a hold of Donna
and talk some sense into her.
350
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,183
She's not
in the company directory.
351
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:51,774
Donna was supposed to update it,
but I don't think she did.
352
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,689
What did Donna do around here?
353
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,778
Buck, where did you
send her paychecks?
354
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,522
I paid her in cash.
355
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,399
It was... simpler.
356
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,777
Well, someone's got to know
where she lives.
357
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,744
I mean, she had
that contest...
358
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,785
You know, the sleeping over.
359
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,783
Oh, hell, I don't remember.
360
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:09,784
I was trashed.
361
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,127
Stoned, honey.
362
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,792
Death to Strickland!
363
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,711
Death to Strickland!
364
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,800
Death to Strickland!
365
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,715
Death to Strickland!
366
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,426
Sure, Donna was a
little lazy at work,
367
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,470
but she was never like this.
368
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,843
Maybe Ted Danson can talk
some sense into her.
369
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,141
He has a way with the ladies.
370
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,263
(mumbles)
371
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,022
Ted's in.
372
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,110
I agree with you
373
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,104
about Strickland, baby.
374
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,823
They are the worst, toots.
375
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:47,781
(reading):
Hello, Hank, and good-bye.
376
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,373
Mm, she's good.
377
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,743
Well, if we can't reach her
through a new friend,
378
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,786
maybe we can use an old one.
379
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,459
Let's try...
380
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,456
Pete E Pete.
381
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,958
He looks normal.
382
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,800
Oh, God.
383
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,793
Okay.
384
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,966
How about... this?
385
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,464
No.
386
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,807
Ugh.
387
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,924
Baah!
388
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,221
Ugh!
389
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,219
Can this stuff
hurt our computer?
390
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,766
All that's left are her blogs.
391
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,309
Maybe if you read them,
392
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,729
you can find something
that will help locate her.
393
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,402
Dear God,
she's written every day
394
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,196
for the last four years.
395
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,786
No wonder she never got
any work done at Strickland.
396
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,155
I'll make some coffee.
397
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,792
DONNA:
And he was a jerk
398
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,787
for not letting me use the full
service pump for self-service.
399
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:38,790
So I said,
"If you want to play that game,
400
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,791
your eggs count as 12 items,
401
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,419
so you're in the wrong line,
too, bitch."
402
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,138
A grande is only
a little bigger than a tall.
403
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,725
Dogs are cool,
but cats are the coolest.
404
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:50,764
(yawning):
Anything?
405
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,761
(sighs)
406
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:52,762
No.
407
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,982
There's absolutely
no information here.
408
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,691
Why don't you come to bed, Hank?
409
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,983
(sighing): I'm gonna try to
get through another month.
410
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:05,404
This year I'll probably
start wearing tons of purple.
411
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:08,369
BILL AND BOBBY:
? Goin' on a truffle hunt?
412
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,739
? Gonna find some juicy ones.?
413
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,743
Wingo, she's found something.
414
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,537
Back, Ladybird, back.
415
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,005
I can't let the dog eat it.
416
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,964
Bill, you finish the dig.
417
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:21,924
(Bill humming)
418
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:24,673
But don't eat it.
419
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,763
(grunting)
420
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,681
(gasps)
421
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,768
Is it?
A truffle!
422
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,682
Hold on. Let me verify.
423
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,938
Huh.
424
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,352
Wait a minute.
425
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,726
It's got blue
and purple splotches.
426
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,734
(sniffs)
427
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,941
And it smells iffy.
428
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,235
I think it's a magic mushroom.
429
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,325
(gasps)
No!
430
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:54,953
What's happening to it?
431
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,785
I think this pig is tripping.
432
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,787
(oinking)
433
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,210
Hang in there, rental pig.
434
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,379
Stay focused on me.
435
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,797
You're with friends.
436
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,763
This is a safe place.
437
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,142
Anything?
438
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,184
No, and I'm up to her last week.
439
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:20,399
And it's so weird that
what I want changes every day,
440
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,564
like today
I think I want a baby,
441
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,564
but I'm not going to tell David
that at our date on Friday.
442
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:26,735
He's taking me
to Goobersmooches.
443
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,116
OMG, fancy.
444
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,703
Maybe I'll forget to take the
pill, winky smiley face, JK.
445
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:33,787
I'm going to wear
a purple lace bra...
446
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,746
Wait a minute.
447
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,282
I've got something.
448
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,331
She's got a date at
Goobersmooches on Friday.
449
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,125
That's today.
I know where it is.
450
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,542
Follow me.
451
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:46,088
Uh, we all know
where it is, Enrique.
452
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,084
The date's tonight.
453
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,802
We'll go after work.
454
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,842
I-I wanted to go now.
455
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,095
There she is, at the burger bar.
456
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,603
I'm heading to the fruit salad
457
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:04,193
to make this burger
Hawaiian-style.
458
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,482
(laughs)
459
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,446
David, you're so funny.
460
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,439
Donna.
461
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,565
What the hell?
462
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:13,570
What is this, Hank,
your pathetic flash mob?
463
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,073
No, Donna, we're your coworkers
and we want to talk to you.
464
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,791
So blog me.
465
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,330
No, we're real people
466
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,795
and we're here
to do this face to face.
467
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:26,792
Oh, well, um, okay.
468
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:30,091
Now, then, would you like to
tell me why you're so angry?
469
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,639
I, um, just, uh...
470
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:34,803
(sniffles)
471
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,769
...felt like I wasn't taken
seriously at work.
472
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,728
You never gave me
anything to do.
473
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,606
You had plenty to do,
and you never did it.
474
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,727
Because you only gave me
the boring stuff.
475
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:46,940
But you're an accountant.
476
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,688
What the hell you think
you were gonna do?
477
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:49,696
I don't know.
478
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,277
Design stuff?
479
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,616
I'm creative.
480
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,531
Well... maybe
you could have figured out
481
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,370
some way to use that.
482
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,490
Like, I know
where you can get oven mitts
483
00:19:58,489 --> 00:19:59,786
that look like puppets,
484
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:02,706
and I have lots
of other ideas, too.
485
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,620
Donna, we could have worked
everything out
486
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,418
if we just talked about things
487
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:09,293
instead of attacking
each other behind a computer.
488
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:15,173
Strickland Propane is a family,
and like a family,
489
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:18,267
we shouldn't know
each other's inner thoughts.
490
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,762
That's what's so creepy
about MySpace.
491
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,479
Donna, just come back
to work, huh,
492
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,099
and take down
that mean ol' site.
493
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:29,278
I'll see y'all Monday morning.
494
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,487
Aloha.
495
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,776
What's going on here?
496
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,400
David, listen, I
was only dating you
497
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,027
because I thought
I needed money,
498
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,700
but I just got
my job back, so...
499
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,369
(chuckles nervously)
500
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,538
I'm an alligator.
501
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,335
I eat hot things
to protect hands.
502
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,331
(laughs)
503
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,208
Hank, I'm just about done
504
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:55,805
reconfiguring
the Strickland page.
505
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,800
Hey, that's my sell sheet.
506
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,473
But I don't know
if that needs to be flashing.
507
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,642
Sure thing, boss.
508
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:05,723
(kisses)
509
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,145
(Enrique laughing)
510
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,141
DONNA: Who wants to get
kicked in the ding-dong?
511
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:59,500
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511
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