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(can clattering)
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(sighing)
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(groans)
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(yawning)
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(mumbling)
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I hate this day.
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The anniversary of the worst
day of our lives.
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The day we lost
our state championship game.
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(horn honking)
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Arlen High sucks!
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ALL (chanting):
Mustangs! Mustangs!
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What's up, losers?
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Oh, man, here we go, man.
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Talkin' 'bout every got-dang
ol' year, man, come by.
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Taunt walk, suckas.
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Everyone bow down
before the state champions.
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Don't do it, Bill.
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Come on, guys.
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This isn't sportsmanlike
behavior.
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Are you a big loser?
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Yes, you are.
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You are a loser!
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I don't know
how you can gloat so much.
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You won with four field goals.
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Your kicker, Sergio, was the
only good player on your team.
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This is the leg
that did it to you.
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The leg that won us state!
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Smell de feet.
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I think it's pathetic
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you guys still care
about that game.
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I barely even think about it
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because I have so much positive
stuff going on in my life now.
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(whimpers)
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(sniffing)
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BOBBY:
Mail's here.
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There's something for you, Dad.
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Such a fancy envelope.
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Huh.
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Could be from a customer.
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"Dear Hank, thank you
for snapping your ankle
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"and losing the game.
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Best, The Mustangs."
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Ugh, damn this day!
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How dare they?
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You have nothing
to be ashamed of, Hank.
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You broke your ankle.
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No one faults you
for getting hurt.
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How can you possibly
blame yourself
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for an injury like that?
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This is your fault!
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And you got them weak ankles
from your mommy,
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'cause I didn't have no ankles
when I did it to her!
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It has been 23 years, Hank.
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And I, for one, am sick of it.
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Showing up at my
grandmother's funeral
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was just bad taste.
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This has to end.
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Peggy, Coach told us the state
championship is for life.
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A moment that singularly defines
a man in victory or defeat.
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It's where spirit and
determination are put on trial,
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and the final verdict stands.
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This won't be over until
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everyone who was at that game
is dead.
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(tapping on glass)
Dang it!
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Yeah, sucka!
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Lock the doors!
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We're sitting down to dinner,
for God's sake.
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Careful eating, Hank.
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You might choke!
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This is the sound of
your ankle snapping.
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All right, that tears it!
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That's right.
We have had enough.
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You poked the bear
one too many times.
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Let's dance!
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Get 'em, Mom!
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All right, now just
calm down, everybody.
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Guys, I have taken
your crap long enough.
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I want a rematch.
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Hells, yes.
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I would love reliving
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the greatest night
of my life, Hank Hill.
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This rematch is on.
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You just stepped into
the ring of fire, man.
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I cannot wait for this,
except this time,
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I think we should play
flag because we are old.
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You... want... to
start... the ruckus.
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(chanting): You... want...
to start... the ruckus.
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You... want...
to start... the ruckus.
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Oh, Hank, what have you done?
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A rematch?
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But what if we don't win?
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My life went downhill
after that game.
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If we lose again,
I... I might not make it.
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Come on, Bill.
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For 23 years, the Mustangs have
tainted the title of champion.
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Now we have the opportunity
to change history.
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To show them
how real champions behave.
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To stop the taunting.
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Man, my-my dang ol' arm
is still... good, man.
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I am bigger
than I was back then.
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It will be an honor
to towel you guys again.
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Well, all right, then.
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It's time to get the team
back together.
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Who knows where all
the Longhorns ended up.
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They could be anywhere.
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♪ ♪
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Fred!
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(doorbell rings)
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Hello, sir, we're looking
for your son, Kevin.
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Hank. It's me.
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I'm Kevin.
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It's been, uh...
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hard couple of years.
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Hank, I live in Phoenix now.
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You want me to drop
everything, fly back to Arlen
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to play a flag football game
against our high school rivals?
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Of course I will.
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Toasty towels if you need 'em!
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Woo-hoo!
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This is my field!
My turf!
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Stay out of the
Bill-dozer's way!
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(growling)
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This is so exciting.
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Oh, you're lucky.
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Your dad can actually
do something.
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My dad is just a towel boy.
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Lookin' good, Dad!
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You should wear
flags more often!
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Awesome folding, Dad!
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Really... square!
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Dude, I can't do it.
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All right, guys, take a knee.
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Now, I know it's been
a difficult
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23 years... especially for me.
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I'm sorry my ankle and I
let you guys down.
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But today we start
a new journey...
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One that will end
with our dignity.
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It's time we blow away
the dark clouds
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and let the sun finally
shine down on us in victory.
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(rebel yell)
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You said it, Hill.
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If I could still feel anything,
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I'd be inspired.
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Now come on,
let's go kick some Mustang ass.
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Go, Longhorns!
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(cheering)
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Dang ol' 21... holly...
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30 eagle red red blue hike!
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Protect the quarterback!
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(groans)
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Ow. Aw, what happened?
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Why are you looking at me
like that?
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Oh, my God, I hurt Hank.
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I broke his nose!
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Hank, can you smell how many
fingers I'm holding up?
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Is that brain?
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Dear God, I think I see brain.
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We gotta reset his nose
before the cartilage sticks.
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Do what you need to do,
Kleehammer.
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Just fix it so we can
get back to practice.
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Someone get me two pencils
and a rock. Now!
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Uh, wait, w...
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I got a pencil and a stick.
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Uh, are you sure that's
the best... procedure?
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Don't worry, Hill,
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I've reset a thousand noses
on the field.
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(groans)
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Hold him still.
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Here, you can bite
on this towel.
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KLEEHAMMER:
On the count of three.
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One...
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(all gasping)
Ooh...
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It's an art,
not a science, people.
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Hey, stud.
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How was practice?
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(gasps)
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I don't have to beat up
someone's son, do I?
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It's not that bad.
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I can barely feel it.
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Probably because
you're in shock.
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You have to go to the hospital.
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No, no, they'll just tell me
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I can't practice until it heals.
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I have to get in shape.
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A game like this usually only
comes along once in a lifetime.
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(whistling)
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What is that, that whistling?
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Is that coming from your face?
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(Hank groaning)
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Waiting rooms
are always so quiet.
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It makes you want to scream,
but you know you shouldn't.
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But you want to.
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(groans)
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Peggy? Where am I?
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I took you to the ER, Hank,
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and they referred us
to this specialist.
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How did you get me around?
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It was surprisingly easy.
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Your body was limp.
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And a weird guy we met
in the parking lot helped.
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A plastic surgeon?!
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I can't be here.
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I'm leaving.
Hank, you're in pain.
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If you want to play football,
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you need to get your nose
fixed first.
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(sighs)
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Oh... I don't know.
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I guess if it'll get
me back on the field,
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I'll stay to discuss my
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(loudly):
necessary surgery.
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I've made a nose out
of worse than this.
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Have a look through
our nose book
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and pick out one that you like.
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I just want my nose back
like it was.
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Oh, that old thing?
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Hank, this is your chance
to do something different.
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Something fun.
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Oh, how about the Travolta?
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I even think he could
pull off a Roger Staubach.
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Staubach?
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Uh, no, I just want my old nose.
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Your call.
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But, uh, after I straighten
out your nose,
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is there anything else
you want me to change
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while I'm in there?
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Nope.
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What I had was fine.
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Really? Nothing at all?
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(sighs)
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My left nostril.
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Oh, dear.
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We've never talked
about it before.
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It is bigger than the other.
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It's easy to fix.
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Then quit yammering
about it and do it.
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Don't worry, guys.
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The doctor will fix me right up,
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and I'll be back on that field
in no time.
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You better be, Hank.
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Without you, we're gonna have to
build an offense around Kevin.
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Kevin!
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(sighs):
Well, it's time.
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(whimpering)
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You were protecting
the quarterback.
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Just doing your job.
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(loud sobbing)
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Bill.
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Here we are: the moment
we've all been waiting for.
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Hank, careful what you wish for,
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because it just might come...
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true!
(gasps)
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Look at my trophy husband!
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I don't care if they had
to use part of your butt.
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That looks great!
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My nostril.
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You fixed it.
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(inhales deeply through nose)
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(exhales)
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It's perfect.
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Hey, it's Hank!
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(gasps)
You fixed your nostril.
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Your only imperfection.
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It's so nice.
Can I rub it?
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00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,461
As long as it lets
the air in and out,
267
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,883
it doesn't matter.
268
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,802
The important thing is,
I'm ready for action.
269
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:58,719
All right, ladies,
let's play some football!
270
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,098
Good to have you back, Hank.
271
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,815
We're counting on you.
272
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,851
(horn honking)
273
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,195
Hey, Hill,
274
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,860
now that your nose is fixed,
275
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,857
can you tell how bad you stink?
276
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,859
(laughter)
277
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,362
KLEEHAMMER:
Hey, forget about those ladies.
278
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,865
Let them go shave their
legs, and braid their...
279
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,037
I don't know what ladies do.
280
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,035
Let's just play some football.
281
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,835
I got it! I got it!
282
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,418
My nose!
283
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,050
How did he miss that?
284
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,468
(laughs nervously)
285
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,841
S-Sun was in my eyes.
286
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,763
(laughs)
Yeah.
287
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,261
Let's run it again, guys.
288
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,808
Move it! Move it!
289
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,777
No, don't hit it!
290
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,774
It's his nose.
291
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,318
It must still be hurt.
292
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,569
Hank's hurt!
293
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,445
(sighs)
294
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,493
Yes. Yes,
you're right, I'm hurt.
295
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,537
I-I have to go now.
296
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,877
I'm telling you, guys.
It's his nose.
297
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,879
It's still hurting
from the surgery.
298
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,223
But there's only three days left
till the game.
299
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,809
If Hank doesn't play,
I'm gonna need a lot of liquor
300
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,390
and a handful of anything.
301
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:24,763
Grab a flag, Towelie.
302
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,306
You're in the game!
303
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,434
What? I can't do anything.
304
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,277
I can't catch, I can't throw,
I can't even run.
305
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,567
Come on, Dad.
You can do it!
306
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,817
You may not be able to
run, but you can flee.
307
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,320
All right, you know,
I've had enough.
308
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,617
You play through the pain.
309
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,239
That's basic stuff.
310
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:46,539
It's time for me to send Hank
on a little trip called guilt.
311
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,585
Hey, buddy.
312
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,878
How's the nose feeling?
313
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,421
Uh, not so good.
314
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,714
P-Pretty bad.
315
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:56,882
Ow.
316
00:13:56,878 --> 00:14:00,098
Yeah. I felt so bad once
that I moved to Phoenix.
317
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,137
After the state championship,
actually.
318
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,601
That you lost.
319
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,766
Phoenix is hotter than Texas,
if you can believe that.
320
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,271
Sucks.
321
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,857
I really wish I could
play, but the, uh...
322
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,352
the pain is just excruciating.
323
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,980
I better go ice my nose.
324
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,499
(explosion)
325
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,696
Well, there you are, sleepyhead!
326
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,565
You never sleep later than me.
327
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,112
I thought you were dead.
328
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,453
And it made me realize
how much I love you.
329
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,196
Where are you going?
330
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,823
We're gonna run some errands
before the game.
331
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,242
I'm gonna get a new duvet cover
for our bed.
332
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,540
Well, wait just a minute.
I'm coming, too.
333
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,631
You want to help us
pick out a duvet?
334
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,215
The big game is today.
335
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,881
Shouldn't you be painting
your chest and face?
336
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,253
I-I can't paint my face.
337
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,005
I'm in too much pain.
338
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,381
Uh-huh.
339
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,850
You do realize
I'm going to Frilly Lilly's?
340
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,436
Well, of course
you're going to Frilly Lilly's.
341
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,557
They have the best, um...
selection?
342
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,433
Okay.
343
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,559
Let me just grab
344
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,856
my jacket.
345
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:36,774
Didn't that hurt?
346
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,188
Oh. Oh, yes.
347
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,860
The, uh...
The pain is throbbing.
348
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,530
It's like a heartbeat
in my face.
349
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:45,074
You're gonna go see Dr. Cook.
350
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,639
So, Hank,
351
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,759
I gather you're experiencing
some discomfort.
352
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,177
He's faking.
353
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,804
Peggy? W-Why would
You say that?
354
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,847
You've seen the pain I'm in.
355
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:13,814
It's not your nose.
356
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,852
I touch it when you sleep.
357
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:19,479
He's been acting strange
ever since the surgery.
358
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,856
I can't figure out why.
359
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,448
Oh, I see this all the time.
360
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,068
People love my work so much
that they get a little vain.
361
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,364
Vanity?
362
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,033
That doesn't sound like Hank.
363
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,326
I just don't understand.
364
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,791
He wanted to play
in that game so much...
365
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,159
Wait.
366
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,878
You're too scared to play
in that game, aren't you?
367
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,747
What? I am not.
368
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,794
You're talking crazy.
369
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,253
Please.
370
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,502
As a kid who uses the cramps
371
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:46,552
as an excuse to get out of gym,
I know a faker when I hear one.
372
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,764
You've been waiting
your whole life
373
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,426
to redeem yourself,
374
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,269
and you're afraid if you play
in the game, you'll fail.
375
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,855
Oh, it's okay to admit
you're scared, Hank.
376
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,190
Scared?
377
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,855
Now, how can you say that?
378
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,851
That's ridiculous.
379
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,103
It's what he said.
380
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,776
I love my perfect, perfect nose.
381
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,783
Is it so wrong to be beautiful?
382
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,823
Your wife is right, you know.
383
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,202
Excuse me?
384
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,414
The walls are paper-thin.
385
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,874
Listen, we're all here because
there's something about us
386
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,834
we didn't like and
wanted to change.
387
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,837
For me, it was my ears,
nose and lips.
388
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,376
And a weak chin.
389
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,875
And it sounds like for you,
390
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,127
it's the fact
that you lost that game.
391
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,628
Listen to her, Hank.
392
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,926
She's much older
and wiser than she looks.
393
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:29,299
Thank you, dear.
394
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,801
You need to deal with your past.
395
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,144
Just like I dealt
with my thin lips.
396
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,352
MAN:
Oh, yeah.
397
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,847
Mm-hmm.
398
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,348
No, no, it's not the same.
399
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:38,565
I just...
400
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,026
(sighs)
401
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,315
It was so horrible.
402
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,860
Everyone was counting on me,
and I blew it.
403
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,699
If I lose this game again,
it's forever.
404
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,035
Nothing is forever.
405
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,573
I used to have a penis.
406
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,870
I'm gonna remember something
from today.
407
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:57,118
And it can either be
what sh... him just said,
408
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,870
or you playing football.
409
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,121
Come on, Dad!
410
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,498
There's still time!
411
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,629
Go play some football, honey.
412
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,009
Just curious.
413
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,723
Over or under 60?
414
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,433
Way over.
415
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,233
Hey, man, talkin' 'bout time...
time out!
416
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,480
He's here to save us.
417
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,856
Thank God.
KLEEHAMMER: Oh, well done.
418
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,029
DALE: And in the fourth
quarter, pretty dramatic.
419
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,868
It's great to see you, Hank.
420
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,362
Even though
this is flag football,
421
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,863
it feels like
we're getting pummeled.
422
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:37,288
Gribble's got heart,
but he's no replacement for you.
423
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,877
Every coach dreams
of finding that spaz kid
424
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,418
who can play like Rudy or Radio.
425
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:45,212
But nobody's gonna make
a movie about Gribble.
426
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,130
(coughing)
427
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,879
There's mud in my lungs.
428
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,847
Don't worry, fellas.
We got this.
429
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,386
And when we win,
430
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,761
we'll give them a lesson
in how real champions behave.
431
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,565
(thunder crackling)
432
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,838
Ho-yeah! Get that flag!
433
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:29,427
Careful with that fancy
face, Bruce Jenner.
434
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,648
He still has the flags.
435
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:47,645
Go, Hank!
436
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,828
All right, Dad!
437
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,204
Run...! Dad...!
438
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:16,762
(cheering, hooting,
and overlapping chatter)
439
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,679
All right!
440
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,598
Why did we agree to do this?
441
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,186
We had nothing to gain.
442
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,265
Thank you.
443
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,399
I can finally move back home and
get the hell out of Phoenix!
444
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:41,662
So, you see, your portfolio
is outperforming the market.
445
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,331
Mr. Portnoy, there's some people
here to see you.
446
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,669
Yvonne, I'm in a meeting.
447
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,505
Happy loserversary!
448
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,884
Not such a big shot
anymore, huh?
449
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:56,052
Just a lowly successful
financial professional!
450
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,720
I wouldn't trust this guy
with your money.
451
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:01,014
He'll just lose it,
'cause he's a loser!
452
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,014
He's a big baby loser!
453
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,357
Hey, this is fun.
454
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,565
(laughs)
455
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,855
Loser!
456
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,603
Yeah, man, happy dang
ol' loserversary, man...
457
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,026
(singsongy): I'm not a loser.
You are a loser.
458
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,241
Dang ol' loser, man.
459
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,153
HANK:
Is it so wrong to be beautiful?
460
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:07,500
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