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HECK: You call that
a flag, Hank?
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Dang that Milton Street!
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(chomping)
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(sighs)
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Bobby, would you do me a favor
and stand up?
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I just want to see
if you still can.
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(grunts)
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Come on, Bobby.
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Why don't you come out
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and help us put up
Fourth of July decorations?
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Thing is, Dad,
that sounds totally boring.
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It's cool if you're into boring,
but I'm not.
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(Click)
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Room, now.
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Whatever.
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I was kind of in the
mood for a nap anyway.
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Almost every
got-dang word
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that comes out of his mouth
lately is sarcastic.
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And he's even lazier than usual,
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if that's possible.
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Hank, the time to shape
Bobby's character is now,
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while the material is soft.
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In Bobby's case,
exceptionally soft.
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I don't know what to do here.
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I've already taken away
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everything Bobby considers fun,
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except the plastic ice cubes,
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'cause we all use 'em.
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If I had a son going through
a rebellious streak,
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I would just love him out of it.
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You rednecks are useless
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as a bucket full of armpits!
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No more breaks
till we figure out
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how to make Rainey Street
Fourth of July
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better than Milton Street's.
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They beat us
seven years in a row,
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but last year was the worst.
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I want to thank you all
for coming.
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And now,
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I give you Washington
Crossing the Delaware...
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in lights.
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(Popping)
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(loud popping)
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(booming and squealing)
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Look! Milton Street
has real fireworks!
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(popping and booming)
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You can have bunting for days
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and hot dogs that plump
to the size of footballs.
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It's all about the sky candy.
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Hank, I know you told me
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to stop bringing everyone
down in the alley,
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but I hear Heck
Dorland's in charge
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of Milton Street
fireworks again.
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(coughing)
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That guy has
an unfair advantage.
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As a former firefighter,
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he can push
the pyrotechnic envelope
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while still taking
all necessary precautions.
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You better do something
fierce, Hank Hill,
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before Rainey Street becomes
a poor man's Milton Street.
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Good.
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You're angry.
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Now take it out on Heck Dorland!
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You bet I will.
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There's no way I'm letting
Rainey Street down again.
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Where the heck is Bobby?
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We're gonna be late for church.
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(shouting): One minute,
45 second warning, Bobby!
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Bobby?
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(groaning)
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I'm trying to sleep.
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Well, you succeeded.
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Now try to wake up.
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You're not missing church
two weeks in a row.
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What's to miss?
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It's always-- no
room at the inn,
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born in a manger,
stuff happens, the end.
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Well, I'm sorry
if the greatest story ever told
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doesn't have enough twists
and turns for you, Bobby.
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Now get dressed
and get your butt on your bike
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and ride to church.
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(door closes)
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Come on, pants.
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I'm waitin' on you.
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(stomach growling)
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Large pepperoni, thick crust.
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The cheesiest.
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Oh. Uh...
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cash.
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What is wrong with you, boy?
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Why weren't you at church?
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I was getting ready,
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but I worked up an appetite
looking for dress pants,
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so I ordered a pizza,
and that ate up a chunk of time.
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Where'd you get the money?
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(gasping)
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He stole it!
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Hank, you check
the liquor cabinet,
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I'll look between his toes
for needle marks!
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Stealing money
from his own mother's purse?!
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Who does that?
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13 is that critical age
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when boys come to
a fork in the road.
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And when Bobby gets there,
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he might use that
fork to kill us.
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Isn't there some prison
we can take him to?
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Make him pee
in front of some criminals.
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That'll scare him straight.
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Hank, maybe this is happening
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because Bobby keeps
missing church.
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We need to get him back on
the right spiritual path,
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even if we have to prop him
up and shove him down it.
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(Lucky clears his throat)
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If you can forgive
my eavesdropping,
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I can help your boy
with his sins.
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I'll take him to my church.
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Your church?
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Uh, that, uh...
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Uh, n-no.
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We cannot afford
to wait another week.
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Church is church,
no matter how much
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Lucky makes it sound
like a restaurant.
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Please let him go, Uncle Hank.
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I'm begging you!
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I don't want Bobby
to steal my baby
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and use her to buy pizza!
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(loud screaming)
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This is your church?
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It sounds like
somebody's dying in there.
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No, Bobby.
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Someone's being born.
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We are all sinners!
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Each and every one of us.
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Sinner... sinner...
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big sinner...
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who repented!
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The wise karate man knew
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the unrighteous shall not
inherit the kingdom.
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Amen!
Hallelujah!
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Not the murderers, heretics,
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liars, the fornicators!
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Especially not the fornicators.
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I used to be one of them.
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They will burn!
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And hell is all kinds of hot,
my friends.
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You burn yourself on the stove--
That's hot, right?
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Icy cold, compared to hell.
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Lucky, can I hold your hand?
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If you want, you can hold both.
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Is there anyone here
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who is not on a first name basis
with the Lord?
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Any newcomers in the house?
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Got one right here.
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(grunting)
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What's your name, son?
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Bobby Hill.
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Walk with me, friend.
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Have you sinned, son?
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Have you cheated, lied,
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stolen, coveted,
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idolated, been sloth-like?
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I've done all those things.
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I have disrespected my elders.
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I have been slothful
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in virtually every room
of my house!
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I even stole from my mother.
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He stole from his mother!
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Praise be the Lord!
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I feel so awful!
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I have a question
for you, Bobby Hill.
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Do you want salvation?
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Yes, sir, I do.
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Let me ask again,
just to be sure.
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Do you want salvation?
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Do you kind of want it,
or do you really want it?
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Do you want salvation?
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Do you, Bobby Hill,
want salvation?
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I want it!
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I want it bad!
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I want salvation!
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Welcome to the
kingdom of heaven.
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I am saved!
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Hallelujah!
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♪ (up-tempo gospel plays)
Are you ready for a miracle ♪
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♪ Yeah!
Ready as I can be ♪
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♪ Are you ready
for a miracle ♪
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♪ Spirit will set you free... ♪
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I got so worked up about Bobby
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and this deal
with Milton Street,
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I accidentally put 87
octane in the truck.
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I guess I'll be knocking
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and pinging my way
through this tank.
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There they are.
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Ooh, I hope Lucky's
church fixed him.
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Hey, guys, guess what?
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I've been saved!
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The preacher said
I was in a bad place,
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and if I didn't change,
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the devil would burn
all my skin off.
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Well, all right, Bobby.
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Sounds like they talked
some sense into you.
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They sure did.
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I'm gonna go clean my room now.
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You can't be pure of heart
if you're not pure of room.
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Good night and God bless.
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Peggy, just to make sure
we out-do Heck Dorland,
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me and the guys are heading out
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to John Redcorn's
fireworks stand.
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Now, I know it's dangerous,
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but now is not the time
to play it safe.
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All right then.
Be careful.
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Mom, I'm gonna be home late.
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I got to spread the good word
and reach into the fires of hell
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with Jesus's oven mitts
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and save a few souls
from getting extra crispy!
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All right then.
Be careful.
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Dag nab it!
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Talk amongst it.
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What in the heck are you doing?
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Saving souls, sir.
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And I can see
yours is up for grabs.
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So why not repent
right here, right now?
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Get out of here, Bobby.
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If those kids could read,
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they'd be very upset.
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Here you go, sinner.
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This is for you, sinner.
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And one for you, sinner.
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Fornicator!
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You're all fornicators!
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And if you do not repent,
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you will face severe punishment
on judgment day!
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That's right, fornicators,
I'm talking to you!
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Who will join me
in the fountain?
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Come on, let us wash away
our sins.
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Don't shake your head at me,
sir.
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I can tell from here that you
are a for--
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BOBBY: Attention, shoppers!
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You cannot buy salvation!
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These sparklers will blow
your mind, Hank.
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When you write in the air,
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the words will stay there
for almost a second.
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For the last time, John Redcorn,
I am not a narc.
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Now, I've got a stack of 20s
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and a tarp for the back
of my truck.
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Let's make this happen.
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Be careful.
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Some of these are illegal.
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In Mexico.
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ALL:
Ooh!
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HANK: Boy, wait'll Heck Dorland
sees all this.
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Have you ever seen a grown
man cry besides Bill?
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Well, you're about to.
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Uh... I guess we've all
seen Dale cry, too.
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All right, here we go.
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Get ready for some taunting.
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Hey, Heck,
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we just wanted to
invite you over
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for a real fireworks display.
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You're gonna see it
from here anyway,
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you may as well have
a front row seat.
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Well, thanks, Hank, I'd love to
see your little sparkler show,
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but I'll have my
flame-resistant,
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Kevlar-protected hands full.
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00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,380
Oh, and, uh, dibs on the alley--
268
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,093
I'm gonna need room
for a cherry picker
269
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,883
and two forklifts.
270
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:53,880
Cherry picker?!
271
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,802
Damn it!
272
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,682
(engine revving)
273
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:04,308
What can we do to top Heck
Dorland's cherry picker?
274
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,311
We need one of those inflatable
things that, that goes like...
275
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,812
(spluttering)
276
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,856
I've been saving these plans
277
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,029
for our nation's
sesqui-bicentennial.
278
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,995
But dang it,
we're in a crisis situation.
279
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:24,453
♪ ♪
280
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,267
♪ ♪
281
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:52,568
Hank Hill, is there anything
you cannot do in this garage?
282
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,110
Yep, I know what I've said
283
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,109
about papier-mâché
in the past,
284
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,158
but for my country
and to shut up Milton Street,
285
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:02,202
I was willing
to put my contempt aside.
286
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,084
Lucky's church was great!
287
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,078
We pulled down the devil's pants
288
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,080
and spanked his evil red butt.
289
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,082
How was your church, Dad?
290
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,710
Well, I didn't make it
to services this morning, Bobby.
291
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,303
I was kinda busy here.
292
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,594
You chose Uncle Sam
293
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:21,468
over worshipping our Lord
and Savior?
294
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,435
Interesting.
295
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,406
Lord, please forgive my dad
296
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,449
for worshipping false idols.
297
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,493
Amen.
298
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:46,413
I smite thee in the name
of the Lord!
299
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,463
Well, it's getting windy.
300
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,709
I better go make sure
Uncle Sam's head
301
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,676
isn't exposed to the elements.
302
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,970
(gasps)
303
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,808
(coughing)
304
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,811
(gasps)
305
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,064
Oh, Hank.
306
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,059
Uncle Sam is gone, Peggy.
307
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,857
He's... he's gone.
308
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,479
It's okay, Dad,
309
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,856
this is a good thing.
310
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,152
You're free now.
311
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,367
Who could have done
such a heinous thing?
312
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,158
Don't you mean righteous?
313
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,245
I know who.
314
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,409
Heck Dorland.
315
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,874
And he is gonna have hell
to pay.
316
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,871
That bastard fireman and
everyone else on Milton Street.
317
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,838
This means war.
318
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,349
(indistinct chatter)
319
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:46,311
HANK: Can I have
everyone's attention?
320
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,146
Now, this is all that remains
of Uncle Sam.
321
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,560
(gasping)
322
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,853
But it's enough to see
323
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,523
that the people of Milton Street
are barbarians.
324
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,864
And now,
though I'm reluctant to do so,
325
00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:02,201
I'm turning it over to Dale,
an expert in counterattacks.
326
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:11,036
I have identified three Milton
Street targets
327
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:14,881
we need to hit to disable
their July Fourth celebration.
328
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:18,718
Heck has stored the Milton
decorations here,
329
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,427
the food here,
330
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,843
and their fireworks here.
331
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,718
And not to worry,
our own fireworks are safe.
332
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,184
Yep. At this very moment
333
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,804
they are on an 18-wheeler,
heading northwest
334
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,814
at approximately
90 miles an hour.
335
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,816
They're in Kahn's shed.
336
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,818
So you didn't go with
my plan, then?
337
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,024
BOBBY:
Dad?
338
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,818
I have something important
to tell you.
339
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,818
Unless it's something about Heck
Dorland, it can wait.
340
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,819
(whimpers)
341
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,419
(drill whirring)
342
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,676
(grunts)
343
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,133
What's all the ruckus?
344
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,137
Hey, my twinkly lights
went missing.
345
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,184
(Bill grunting)
346
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,148
Rainey Street's been here!
347
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,859
Are you sure he didn't see me?
348
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:17,852
Heck's a fireman!
349
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,320
If he can see through fire,
350
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,859
he can probably see
through dark.
351
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:23,324
There's no way they can
tie us to the crime.
352
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,738
No got-dang way.
353
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:25,701
HECK (whispering):
Here.
354
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,488
I recognize that head.
355
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,206
That's Heck Dorland's cowlick!
356
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,871
We've got to protect
our fireworks!
357
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:32,867
(explosion)
358
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:33,868
No!
359
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,838
Happy Fourth, suckers!
360
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,643
HANK: Okay, we're gonna bombard
them with rotten eggs,
361
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,062
fruit, incendiary
dog bombs--
362
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,527
And sooner or later,
they'll take off to shower,
363
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,613
leaving the shed exposed.
364
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,698
I think it's great how our hate
for other people
365
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,111
brings us together.
366
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,155
I love you guys.
367
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,528
Please help me.
368
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,030
I'm trying to do your will,
369
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,031
but I'm just making things
worse.
370
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,080
I-Is that your will?
371
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,078
C'mon, give me a sign!
372
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,876
Anything!
373
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,873
Yes!
374
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,594
Wait, that's too vague,
I-I don't get it.
375
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,587
Come on, Bobby,
your dad asked us
376
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,591
to gather as much Ladybird poop
as we can find.
377
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,013
We're moving out at 2100 hours.
378
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,011
I don't know how many
o'clocks that is,
379
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,264
but we'll figure it out
together.
380
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,857
Lucky, you gotta help me.
381
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,146
I'm the one
who destroyed Uncle Sam,
382
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,190
not Milton Street.
383
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,405
Oh, Bobby, that's bad.
384
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,024
That's real bad.
385
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,867
When I saw my dad going
off the righteous path
386
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:51,863
I just wanted to keep him
from going to hell.
387
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,330
You took the wrong message
388
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,745
from what that preacher was
screaming at you.
389
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,869
You shouldn't go
throwing rocks at others
390
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:01,042
until you've thrown a bunch
of rocks at yourself.
391
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:04,008
Ah, I guess you're right.
392
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,879
Besides, saving souls
ain't your job.
393
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,879
That position has been filled--
394
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,847
In heaven by the Big Man,
395
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,810
and on screen by Morgan Freeman.
396
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,861
BOOMHAUER: Load up'n 'em
dang ol' fruit, man.
397
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,447
Dang ol' fire!
398
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,440
(groaning)
399
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,657
Take cover!
400
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,651
That's it, I'm showering.
401
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,653
Done!
402
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:36,533
Dang Rainey Streeters are full
to brimmin' with biodegradables.
403
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,536
I may have to turn my fire
hose on those sons of bitches.
404
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,878
Do it, Heck.
Just do it.
405
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,872
You said-- you said it,
you must want to do it.
406
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,874
Do it. Go on, do it.
Do it!
407
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,876
I'm breakin' out the hose.
408
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,253
We're doing it!
409
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:52,090
They're down to two Miltonians!
410
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,808
Come on, let's go steal
their fireworks!
411
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,268
He's got a fire hose!
Get back!
412
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,774
(Dale screaming and spluttering)
413
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:05,778
(gasping and clamoring)
414
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,358
BOBBY:
Wait!
415
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,733
This is a call for peace.
416
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,279
Hank, that's-that's
Bobby!
417
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,705
Cease fire!
418
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:18,829
It's just a boy!
419
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,868
Milton Street, hold your fire!
420
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,370
Hold your fire!
421
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:25,590
Neighbors, you fight
a senseless war.
422
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,879
Milton Street is innocent.
423
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,721
I-I wrecked Uncle Sam,
and I worked alone.
424
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,511
And I let you Milton guys
take the fall.
425
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,351
For that, I am really sorry.
426
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:43,645
July Fourth is supposed to be a
coming-together-style holiday.
427
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,645
BOBBY: Sure, we may be
from different streets,
428
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,648
but we all love the same things:
429
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,649
fireworks, hot dogs,
430
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,777
potato salad, fixin's.
431
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,786
So let's focus on that--
432
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,619
'cause America's having
a birthday tomorrow,
433
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,662
and we're all invited!
434
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,456
(excited chatter)
435
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,170
Dad, I'm sorry.
436
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,588
It's okay, son.
437
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,586
You did a stupid,
reckless thing,
438
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,883
but you made it right.
439
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,382
We raised a good boy, Hank.
440
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,850
Yes, we did.
441
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,391
A boy who's gonna continue
to do the right thing
442
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,390
by cleaning up every
bit of this mess.
443
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,811
Okay.
444
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:27,814
What the...?!
Can't you see
445
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,524
Bobby's a decoy?
446
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,864
Long live Rainey Street!
447
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,860
That was a direct hit
to my fireworks stash!
448
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,236
Duck and cover!
449
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,203
Let's get out of here!
(frantic screaming)
450
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,750
Happy Fourth, Hank.
451
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,127
Uh, stopped by to see
452
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:55,050
if y'all had any fireworks left.
453
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,857
Happy Fourth!
454
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,226
Where's that kid from?
455
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,602
Applebee Street.
456
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,855
Applebee sucks.
457
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,822
Agreed.
458
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:54,985
BOBBY: I want salvation!
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00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:05,500
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