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(baby crying)
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Gracie sure spits up a lot.
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She's definitely
her father's child.
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Wow.
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This is a particularly
good mail day.
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Paycheck...
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auto club magazine...
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jury duty notice.
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Oh, no.
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West Arlen Youth Baseball.
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(sighs)
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Is it already time
to sign up Bobby
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for another season of baseball?
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Or maybe this is the year
we forget to.
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People forget things.
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See, Peggy,
it's completely believable.
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Hank, Bobby loves
playing baseball.
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And soon, he'll be all grown up,
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and all we will have
is memories.
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(groans)
The memories.
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(Hank chuckles uneasily)
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That's my boy.
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That's my boy?
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That... boy.
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(sighs)
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I just can't sit in the stands
for another season
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of parents looking at me
with such... pity.
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This never arrived.
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You didn't see anything.
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But you're not making any sense.
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That did arrive.
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I saw something.
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Hey,Joseph just told me
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the baseball forms came.
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I can't wait
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to play!
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Now, where did I put that thing
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you wear on your hand
to catch the ball?
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I love that thing!
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They sure make protective cups
look pretty these days.
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Bobby might just have
to fight me for this one.
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Baseball,huh?
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So, you're really
going to do this again?
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(sighs)
Apparently,
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I found the
batting gloves I want.
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Look at me, I'm a chicken!
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(clucking)
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(laughing)
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(sighs)
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MAN:
Hey, Hank.
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Getting Bobby outfitted
for the season?
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Uh, yep.
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Again?
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Yep.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
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BILL:
Hey, check this out.
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South Arlen started up
their own baseball league.
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Arlen South Youth Baseball?
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Never heard of it.
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I don't know anyone
who plays there.
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Which means nobody knows me.
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Or Bobby.
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A clean slate.
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Get it off me.
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Oh, it's eating my face!
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(squeals)
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(sighs)
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This place is great.
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The newly-cut grass,
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the freshly-squeezed
lemonade.
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Exactly like my childhood...
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should have been.
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Skills Day?
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These kids are being
scrutinized and analyzed
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like a herd of cattle
at auction.
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Which makes perfect sense.
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Where do you think
Kobe beef comes from?
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Japanese baseball players.
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Uh-oh, is that
Chet McKay?
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(sighs) No.
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Just another idiot
with adult braces.
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Well, I think it's safe to say
I don't know anyone here.
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I tell you what, it's nice
to make a fresh start.
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I feel like a serial killer
who relocated to Mexico.
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ANNOUNCER:
Number 231, Bobby Hill.
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Okay, Bobby.
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(whispering):
Be discreet.
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MAN:
Hi, there.
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Are you Bobby's father?
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I'm Coach Bradford.
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Bobby will be playing
for me on the Stingers.
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Ah... hello, Coach.
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Uh, you know those chubby kids
that can't run,
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but can whack the hell
out of a ball?
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Well, Bobby's not one of them.
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Uh, sorry if he costs you
any wins.
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In my experience, only
losers talk about winning.
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Winning's for losers.
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I'm about support
and opportunity.
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I don't make wins;
I make winners!
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Delicious, nutritious winners.
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And the happy by-product is,
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by the time I'm done
with your son,
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he's going to be a hell
of a ballplayer.
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(chuckles)
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Uh, well, I appreciate
the effort,
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but I know Bobby,
and that's not really realistic.
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Of course it is.
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That's what this organization
is all about.
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See, ASYB is a strong network
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of parents and volunteers
all with one goal:
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making better ballplayers
and better children.
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Parents and volunteers?
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Can anyone make better children,
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even if they never
made children?
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They sure can.
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Non-parental volunteers
are the most dedicated
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and admired members of our team.
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I'm in!
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Take that, Big Brothers!
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Okay, Bobby, this
is a pitch and go drill.
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He pitches;
you swing and go.
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Hit, no hit, you go.
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Got it?
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You hit, and what do you do?
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I go.
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You sure do!
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And not just to first base,
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but to every got-dang dream
you'll ever chase!
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Leg it out, leg it out!
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(panting)
Leg it out!
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Leg it out, leg it
out, leg it out!
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You are a child with potential!
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You are a reservoir of hope!
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You are a winner!
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I am proud of you!
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(Pants)
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You're making me
proud of me, too.
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Uh, about your outfit, Bill...
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No.
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I wear Arlen
South Youth Baseball
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on the outside
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because I'm Arlen
South Youth Baseball
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on the inside.
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Hey, Bobby.
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How was practice?
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Brutal.
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I hurt in places
you're always talking about.
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Does that mean you want to quit?
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Because you can.
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You can quit baseball forever.
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Quit?
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No, I love it.
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But right now, I'm too tired
to make it to the house.
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Can someone put
down an orange cone
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so no one drives on me?
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(bat striking ball)
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Well, this is the game
right here.
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Tying and winning runs
in scoring position.
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A hit, we win.
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An out, we lose.
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BILL:
Hello, Hills.
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Good to see you here.
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Hey, you look thirsty.
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Can I point you toward
the snack stand?
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I find nothing
quenches the thirst
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quite like a drink...
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from the snack stand.
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No, Bill, we're good.
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We brought water.
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Oh... why didn't you just go
to the snack stand,
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reach into the till
and help yourself
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to the money we rely on to keep
this great program afloat?
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ANNOUNCER:
Next up, Bobby Hill.
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What?
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They're putting Bobby in?
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He hasn't played all day,
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and now the coach
is putting him in with two outs?
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Whoo! Oh, yeah, Bobby!
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Show them what you got!
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No, Bobby, don't!
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He did it.
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He accidentally did it.
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That's as many hits as he had
the last two seasons combined.
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(cheering)
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(whooping)
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Well, I got to hand it
to you, Coach.
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I thought you were crazy
putting Bobby in there,
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but you must have known
what you were doing.
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Yeah, this is what happens
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when you support a child.
Huh?
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See, I haven't given up on Bobby
the way you have.
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Poor kid.
Shameful.
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There should be a law.
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(cheering)
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I can't believe he said
I gave up on Bobby.
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I mean, maybe I have,
but it wasn't all at once.
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It was a slow, painful process.
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(sighs) I always dreamed
that Bobby
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might be the hero
on the ball field one day,
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and then, when it
finally happened,
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I couldn't enjoy it.
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Did you give up on your son?
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Yes.
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Was it particularly bad
parenting?
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Yes.
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The important thing is,
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you still have time
to overcompensate.
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Well, I'm going to start fresh
with Bobby.
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From now on, I'm going
to support him no matter what.
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You are truly
one of the best fathers
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who gave up on his son
and changed his mind about it
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that has ever lived.
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You're really
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going to help
with practice, Dad?
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I thought you gave that up
back in T-ball,
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that day I struck out looking.
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Well, what should we do?
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Why is he just standing there?
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That'll dang ol'
done strike three, man.
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(sighs)
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Well, the past is the past.
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The important thing is,
I'm here right now.
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There he is:
Great Bobbino!
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We're here, Coach.
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Ready for practice.
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All right, Bobby,
go do some sprints.
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So, you want me
to shag some balls
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or chalk the field
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or lead a pepper drill?
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Where do you want me?
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As far from the
field as possible.
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You come from a position
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of negativity, and I
want you to report
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to someone who understands
what we're trying
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to do here:
Bill Dauterive.
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Maybe some of his
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winning attitude
will rub off on you.
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(sighs)
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I need to talk to you about Coach...
Shh, shh.
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No, no, no, no.
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You listen to me.
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You will double the salt,
or you will find a new place
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to peddle your sunflower seeds.
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Good-bye.
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Yes, sir.
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How may I help you?
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I came here to help
with practice,
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but Bradford won't
let me on the field.
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All I want to do is just
watch my son play baseball.
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Really?
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Last I heard, you wanted
to see him quit baseball.
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Watch it, Bill.
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I am just looking
for an ass to kick.
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(sighs)
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I'll give it
to you straight, Hank.
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You're seen as a negative
influence around here.
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Before anyone lets you
on the baseball field,
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you're going to have
to prove yourself,
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show your commitment
to the league.
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Dang it, Bill.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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Large suicide, extra diet.
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Diet?
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You can't put diet in a suicide.
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It will ruin it.
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What button turns off
the commentary?
270
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,442
Just pour it, jerk.
271
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,235
Hey, isn't that the guy
272
00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,359
who gave up on his kid?
273
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,612
Yeah, I wish he'd give up
on the snack stand, too.
274
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,293
DALE:
Hello, Hank.
275
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,628
I'll have a cheeseburger.
276
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:05,169
Hold the lettuce,
pickles, cheese, and meat,
277
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,590
and instead of special sauce,
I'd like very special sauce.
278
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,053
Dang it, Dale, move.
279
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,638
Hank, this is not the
kind of service I expect
280
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:13,847
from my employees.
281
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,763
I am not your employee.
282
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:19,137
Do you ever want to get on
the field to see Bobby play?
283
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,060
(sighs)
284
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:24,025
A cheeseless, burgerless
cheeseburger.
285
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,440
How would you like that cooked?
286
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,530
(grunting)
287
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,364
Come on, Bobby,
you're a rainbow--
288
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,654
The fastest rainbow
in the world!
289
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,368
(panting):
Yeah, ooh.
290
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,159
Whoo, a personal best
by .02 seconds!
291
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,873
That is how you do it!
292
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,833
You're going to be
in the Major Leagues someday.
293
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,998
All right!
294
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,541
Hey, Bobby, I was wondering
295
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,044
if you wanted to hit
the batting cages.
296
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,421
What are you doing?
297
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,798
I'm practicing
my baseball card stance.
298
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:58,559
Coach said that one day,
if I work really hard,
299
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,770
I could be a Major Leaguer.
300
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:01,854
What?
301
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:02,768
I should start figuring out
302
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,808
what team I want to play for.
303
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,523
Chicago has great fans,
304
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,488
but New York has the nightlife.
305
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:14,030
Well, I'm glad you're excited,
but, uh, it takes a lot of,
306
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:18,531
uh, ability and whatnot
to be in the big leagues.
307
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,078
Wait, are you saying
you don't believe I can do it?
308
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,543
'Cause Coach sure thinks I can.
309
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,628
Look, I'm glad
you're having fun,
310
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,464
but the big leagues
is quite a stretch.
311
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,551
It's just-- I just-- I don't
want you to be disappointed
312
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,045
when it definitely
doesn't happen.
313
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,844
I'm sorry, Dad,
but I have set my mind to it,
314
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,809
and that means with enough
hard work and dedication,
315
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:40,768
it'll happen.
316
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:41,769
Right?
317
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,807
Well, son, uh...
318
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:50,570
Uh, I think you should play
for the Yankees.
319
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,161
All right, let's show 'em
some stick there, Bobby!
320
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,626
You know, Hank,
staring out the window
321
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,211
sure isn't proving
your commitment
322
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,705
to the organization.
323
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,877
Dang it, Bill,
324
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,045
I need to talk to you
about Coach Bradford.
325
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,794
He's raising Bobby's
expectations,
326
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,216
and that's the wrong direction
327
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,840
for that boy's
expectations to go.
328
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:19,762
Uh-huh.
329
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,097
Is a little bit of positivity
a bad thing?
330
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,811
Well, sometimes yes.
331
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,847
This isn't going to end well.
332
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:29,442
Bradford's just setting Bobby up
for one big fall.
333
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,357
Envelopes.
334
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,854
Better get back on task
335
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:35,448
if you want to get
back on that field.
336
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,613
Now, I'm off
to get wined and dined
337
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,825
by the sunflower seed people.
338
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,329
So you'll have
to answer my calls.
339
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,871
If there's an emergency, you can
reach me on my cell phone.
340
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:45,833
Understood?
341
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,462
Dang it, what did I miss?
342
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,210
How'd Bobby get to third?
343
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,847
(phone ringing)
344
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,840
Hello.
345
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,262
BRADFORD:
It's Bradford.
346
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,852
Who's this--
Bobby's unsupportive dad?
347
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,846
(sighing):
Uh,yes.
348
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,223
Listen, the assistant coach had
to leave.
349
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,223
I'm shorthanded out here.
350
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,475
Maybe you can make some calls,
351
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,022
find someone
to help out on the field.
352
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,645
Well, why don't I come down?
353
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:17,865
Uh, I believe a child's
potential is like a flower.
354
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,484
Properly nurtured and watered,
355
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:23,705
it can get, um,
really good at baseball.
356
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,414
Uh, I don't know.
357
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,249
Do you have Bill's permission?
358
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,242
Yes.
359
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,711
Yes, I do, definitely.
360
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,878
Dad, you missed it.
361
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,671
I looked alive out here.
362
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,509
I looked alive!
363
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,630
Well, I'm not going
to miss any more.
364
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,631
We're, uh, short a few boys.
365
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:42,757
Mind standing in at catcher?
366
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,471
Not a bit.
367
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,719
I played some catcher, uh...
368
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,812
Yeah.
369
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,025
Nice grab.
370
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,163
Be ready in the outfield, Bobby.
371
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,123
He can really give it a ride.
372
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,872
Dang, that kid's fast.
373
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,714
Nice scoop.
374
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,510
Oh, my God, we might have
a play at the plate.
375
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,304
Play's at home, play's at home.
376
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,175
Yeah!
377
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,643
He's out of there!
378
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,222
(groans)
379
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,818
BOY:
Mr. Hill hit a kid!
380
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,367
I understand you're Hank Hill?
381
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,406
Yes.
382
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,279
Speak into the
microphone, please.
383
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,872
(sighs)
384
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,868
Look, I'm sorry I hurt that boy,
385
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,542
but it's not like he had to go
to the hospital or anything.
386
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:57,040
I hit him in the helmet,
for God's sake.
387
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,087
If I may, Mr. Chairman?
388
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,711
Mr. Hill, the boy may
not have lost any blood,
389
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:05,841
but he lost something more
important-- his innocence.
390
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:06,807
All because you lied
391
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,843
your way onto that field.
392
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,062
That, sir, was your
greatest offense.
393
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,556
Fine, I'll go back
to the snack stand.
394
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,558
No, you won't,
Mr. Hill.
395
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:19,108
You are hereby banned
from Arlen South facilities
396
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,275
for life.
397
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,577
Well, I just got off the phone
398
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,571
with the mother
of that boy I hit.
399
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,868
She said he's okay.
400
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,616
She also said some other stuff,
401
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,620
but not in language
I care to repeat.
402
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,838
She's an emotional woman.
403
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,833
I am so sorry you can't be
there to watch Bobby's game.
404
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,505
I'll record the whole thing.
405
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,424
And here,
let me get a shot of you
406
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,592
so we can remember
how sad you were.
407
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,261
Uncle Hank, don't think of it
408
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,850
as being banned
from the baseball league.
409
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,767
Think of it as being welcome
everywhere else.
410
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,066
Hey,son,
411
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,605
don't forget your batting gloves
412
00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,853
and your bubble gum chaw.
413
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,853
And listen,
414
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,696
I just want you to know
415
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,816
I really wish I could be
at your game today.
416
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,201
Dad, it's okay
you're not coming.
417
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,826
'Cause Coach is going
to be there.
418
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,086
I'm not going to lie.
419
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:21,174
I'm sensing some tension here.
420
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,886
And I'm not going to lie--
I'm kind of enjoying it.
421
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,174
Talkin' 'bout ol'
dang ol' Hank, man,
422
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,514
Bill done you up all
kinds of wrong, man.
423
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,849
Well, thanks, Boomhauer.
424
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,389
I'm glad someone here
is making sense.
425
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,137
You think I'm unfair, Hank?
426
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,481
Just be glad I'm allowing you
contact with Bobby at all.
427
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,474
Okay, that does it.
428
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,771
I have had it with you.
429
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,777
Now, do you have
somewhere to be?
430
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,612
'Cause I'd like to know
what direction
431
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,572
I should kick your ass in.
432
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,862
I have to go anyway.
433
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,575
It's almost time for the game,
434
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:52,038
and unlike some people,
I'm allowed to be there.
435
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,576
Oh, guess what?
436
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,870
Bobby's starting today.
437
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,867
Too bad you can't see it.
438
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,119
Bobby's starting?
439
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,871
He hasn't started in years.
440
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,623
Remember when the stomach flu
was going around?
441
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,250
Bobby's team could only field
eight players,
442
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,877
and he still didn't start.
443
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,846
They actually had a kid playing
"lenter field."
444
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,762
Dang it, this is a
huge moment for Bobby.
445
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,805
I am not going to miss it.
446
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:22,436
Come on, Stingers,
let's do this.
447
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,859
I'm so proud
of my little right fielder.
448
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,857
You know,
outfield is the new infield.
449
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,985
UMPIRE:
Batter up.
450
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,869
I got it!
451
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,620
Come on, Bobby, catch this.
452
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,629
BRADFORD:
Way to get under it, Bobby!
453
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,131
You're a heck of a ballplayer!
454
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,729
Way to swarm the ball, Bobby!
455
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,853
That's what I'm talking about!
456
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,525
But I missed.
457
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,864
That kid in right
is a mess out there.
458
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,574
Weak right field!
459
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,739
What?
Hit it to right.
460
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,702
(bat striking ball)
461
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,584
This is horrible.
462
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,048
I can't let Gracie watch.
463
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,292
Come on, Coach!
464
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,508
Pull Bobby!
465
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,003
What the hell are you doing?!
466
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,228
Hey, Bobby, you can do this!
467
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,565
(laughing)
468
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:49,106
(laughing)
469
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:52,780
Coach, Coach, time out.
470
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,368
I'm getting killed out here.
471
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,203
You got to take me
out of the game.
472
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,118
I'm not giving up on you,
Bobbino!
473
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,287
Now, get out there and give it
everything you have!
474
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,832
Dang it, Bradford's just going
to let him squirm out there?
475
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,688
I can't look.
What happened?
476
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,182
Did he catch it?
477
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,683
Oh, my gosh.
478
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,026
He went invisible.
479
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,018
I don't blame him.
480
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,019
Nope,
481
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,521
he got taken out.
482
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,489
The coach didn't know
what was good for Bobby,
483
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,859
but his father did.
484
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:38,409
Thank God you came, Dad.
485
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,701
Whew.
486
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:43,076
That must be what it feels like
in baseball hell.
487
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,625
I guess that means
I was never any good, was I?
488
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:50,875
Well... no, son,
you weren't, but...
489
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,424
you know, there's lots of stuff
you are good at,
490
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,844
like video games and comedy.
491
00:20:56,839 --> 00:21:00,093
You should be very proud
of your comedy.
492
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,720
You know what?
493
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,848
I am.
494
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,441
So, do you think
there's a chance
495
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,856
I would have caught
that last fly ball?
496
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,775
N... No.
497
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,690
Me neither!
498
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,822
HANK: About your outfit,
Bill... no.
499
00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:05,500
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