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Ahh...
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Now let's work on
your fire safety.
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See this?
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Ahh...
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Don't ever play with this.
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I told you, I am ready
to come back to work.
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I just need to work around
the baby's schedule.
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Well, she falls asleep between
8:00 and 10:00 in the morning
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and then again at 1:30.
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And if I'm away
from the baby too long,
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I'll need 15-minute cry breaks.
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Oh, no, it's fine, it's fine.
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I-I just need a little cry.
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Oh, I see.
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What's wrong, baby doll?
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Jack says he has to give
my barber chair to someone else
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until my schedule normalizes.
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(sighs)
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I worked so hard to be
a hairstylist, Lucky.
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It's who I am.
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Maybe it's time to exit
the hairstyling industry.
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They keep restricting
what barbers can do.
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My guy said he can
no longer perform dentistry.
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STROUP:
Let us pray.
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And remember, we are bowing our
heads to pray, not text-message.
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Yeah, I see you,
Mr. and Mrs. Sneaky.
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That's right.
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Well, look at Grandma.
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(chuckles)
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Oh, the world can be so cruel.
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I loved that job.
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When I cut hair,
people said they liked it,
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and it made me feel good.
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All Gracie does
is throw up on me.
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We just have to find you
a new job,
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the kind that lets you
bring your pets to work
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but defines "pets" very loosely.
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(baby crying)
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No, no, no.
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Come on, Jakey!
(chuckles)
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Mommy loves you.
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(chuckles)
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Mommy loves you!
(babies crying)
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Peek-a-boo!
Use your baby signs!
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Please stop,
I'll give you anything.
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Look, Gracie!
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It's the Manger Babies!
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There's Obadiah the Donkey.
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"Meow."
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And Hosea the Cat.
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(braying)
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"Well blimey, you
mixed them up."
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(chuckles): Oh. (babies quiet)
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Well, you're right,
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Sir Reginald Featherbottom.
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I'll try that again.
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"Smashing."
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Luanne, you're an angel.
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I wish I could just buy you!
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One day, I promise you,
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you will be able to do
an approximation of just that.
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I've always wanted to be
a children's entertainer.
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It's so much more tasteful
than the other kinds.
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HANK:
Look, just because a few moms
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like something, it doesn't mean
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you have to go
and start a business.
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Hank, this is just
what modern moms do.
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They become mom-preneurs.
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Mostly because it sounds cool,
but also to get rich quick.
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I fully support Luanne's
ambition to be the breadwinner,
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since I'm starting to realize
the liability lawsuit game
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is best left to the young.
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(laughs)
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I'm so happy!
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I'm going to have a baby
and a career,
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just like Cosmo magazine
told me to do.
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(sighs)
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I can hear you judging me
through your breath, Uncle Hank.
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But I'll prove
your breath wrong.
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I'm gonna make it.
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Come on, babies!
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Luanne and the Manger Babies
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are gonna be some kind
of children's group.
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And I'm gonna have to be
Gracie's mother and father.
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I'm like a seahorse.
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Why can't Luanne just fail
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at selling Tupperware
like normal moms?
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I respect puppets.
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They say the things
the rest of us only think.
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A puppet saved my life once.
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Gentlemen,
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I stand before you
an inspired man.
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Luanne has rekindled my yen
to write a children's book.
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Children see the world
through innocent eyes.
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My book will change that.
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(sighs)
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(babies crying)
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(crying)
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(braying)
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"I know that hurt, but not
as much as polio would!"
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(braying)
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And that was Luanne.
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She is available
for parties and...
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People weren't
taking the fliers,
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so I tried slipping them
into their pockets.
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They did not like that at all.
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Be patient, Luanne.
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It's like a flu virus.
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It just takes one kid to catch
you and then they all will.
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(baby crying)
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Oh, look, Diya, an octopus!
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How about that?!
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"Gurgle gurgle."
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(laughs)
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Diya's birthday party
is coming up,
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and I'm through
with hiring clowns.
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The last one didn't
wear enough makeup,
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and too much of his inner pain
showed through.
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Are you available?
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I promise to wear
tons of makeups!
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So, we hope you remember
everything we taught you today
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about not eating bugs
and picking up your toys
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and conflict resolution.
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Bye-bye!
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(quirky musical riff plays)
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Hello, Luanne.
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John Redcorn!
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Are you performing here, too?
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(chuckles)
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They could not afford me.
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I'm here scouting new acts.
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And you wowed me.
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Did you know "wow"
upside down is "mom?"
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I believe you.
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I want to produce a line of
educational children's videos
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to turn you
and the Manger Babies
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into the next Baby Einstein.
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I'm talking DVDs,
merchandising, the works.
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Wow.
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Will I have to move
to a factory in China?
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No, we can do it
all here in Arlen.
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I have a camera,
editing equipment
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and a bass guitar leftover
from a previous enterprise.
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Babies, we've been discovered!
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"And that's why
yellow was invented.
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So we'd know
when to eat bananas."
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(braying)
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What color do you think
we should do next?
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Purple?
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Hmm. Too advanced.
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Green?
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Brilliant.
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Hot off the presses--
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I.e. my staple gun--
Behold!
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Your very own copy
of my children's book
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The Magic Bullet.
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It'll be about a little gun
searching for her lost bullet.
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A classic
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mother-
daughter tale.
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Why?
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Follow along
as I read an excerpt.
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"Bunny was not like
other AK-47s.
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"Bunny was an AK that cared.
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"Other guns shot
with reckless abandon,
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"but Bunny,
her bullets she spared.
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"Then one day things went awry,
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"and one of her bullets,
away she flied.
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"That magic bullet
was her daughter Lips,
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with whom she had a complex
interdependent relationship.
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"She went searching for her.
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♪ My sweet ballistic ♪
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♪ I'll come find you ♪
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♪ Be optimistic, stay strong X
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♪ Remember you came
from your ♪
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♪ Mom ♪
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It's a little stupid, Dale.
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Why is this nonsense so popular?
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Sticking babies in front of TVs
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can't be good for their brains.
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Hank, today's parents just need
a little ten-minute break
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now and then, even if it means
a slightly dumber kid.
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That's right.
I don't care.
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I'm so very tired.
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Hey, Uncle Hank,
want to buy my DVD?
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Sorry, I sold out.
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Luanne, I am so proud of you.
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You know, I could've listened
to you, Uncle Hank.
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But instead, I chose to succeed
in DVDs and in life.
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I'm finally a somebody!
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(crying)
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(sighs)
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Okay, I need a break.
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Uh, please will you open up
my fan mail for me, Bobby?
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Need to protect
the money makers.
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All right.
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Trevor, age six, writes...
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Whoops, wrong house.
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Uh, but since I'm here,
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perhaps you should know
that you inspired me
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to write a kid's book, Luanne.
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Oh.
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Well, I'll have to
check it out sometime.
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Um, Bobby...
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Excuse me.
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Luanne isn't taking
visitors right now.
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Will you get John Redcorn
to read it?
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Please? I'm begging you!
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This is my one shot to share
my heart with the world!
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This is kind of beneath me,
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but I'll see if I could
get around to it.
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Luanne, you've made me
the happiest
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exterminator/children's author
in Arlen!
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Aw!
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The little people
are so touching.
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I don't mean children,
I mean unimportant people.
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All right, what's the emergency?
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I don't know how to say this,
so I'll just say it.
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I've got a rolling baby.
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What?
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Every time I set Gracie down,
she rolls.
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I don't know what to do.
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Look, Lucky, it's normal for
babies to do weird things.
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Babies are weird.
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Now, where's Luanne?
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Wh-Why isn't she
helping you with this?
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She's at a gig
or a photo shoot or something.
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I got to admit, dealing with
Gracie is harder than I thought.
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Uh-oh, here comes the thunder.
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(both gag)
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I'll need help
taking off her onesie
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to address that twosie.
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(sighs)
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Oh, I can't believe
I'm getting ready to go out
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and perform for hundreds
of my fans.
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Everyone loves me, and I don't
even have to love them back.
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I really do hope you get to
experience this one day, Bobby.
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You really think I can
be successful like you?
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Probably not.
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Okay, you're on.
Break a leg.
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♪ We are the Manger Babies ♪
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♪ Getting into trouble... ♪
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Hello?
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That amphitheater
should have been full.
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Didn't you advertise the show?
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I-I put fliers
all over Gorilla Gulch.
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Babies have
short attention spans.
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They're onto the next thing,
just like that.
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They're ruthless.
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But fame doesn't just go away.
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That's not how it works.
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Look, the DVDs are just
not selling, anymore.
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That is why no one came,
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and also why
I must cancel your second DVD.
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What?
You can't do that.
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You need us.
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Look at this big dummy.
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Thinks he's gonna impress you
by drinking water. (laughs)
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Who are all these people?
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The next you.
262
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,694
(laughs)
263
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,163
Give me one more chance.
264
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,657
Okay.
265
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,001
But I expect you
to bring back the "wow."
266
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,120
We already go straight to DVD.
267
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,666
There is nowhere left to go.
268
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,885
How about this idea?
269
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,503
We've tried colors.
270
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,720
Let's move on to words.
271
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:35,884
Syrup!
272
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,142
Brunch!
273
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,431
That is a terrible idea.
274
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,680
I mean, it's sweet
that you're trying to help.
275
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,523
Sweet and annoying.
276
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,017
And unhelpful.
277
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:50,020
Do not worry. Peggy Hill
is on damage control.
278
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,989
I think we should go after
new demographics
279
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:56,235
by introducing new characters.
280
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:59,704
This one will target the
crippled and blind and Hispanic.
281
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,074
And this one
will target mean girls.
282
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,620
(sighing)
283
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,710
Luanne, why don't you
take a little break?
284
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,045
Your family needs you.
285
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,710
(thudding)
(snoring)
286
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,880
Maybe I have been
ignoring my family.
287
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,344
But I don't want it
to be for nothing.
288
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:19,716
That's why I can't let
this just slip away!
289
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,764
That's why you need this.
290
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,683
Does this doll
make my hand a slut?
291
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:28,104
Yes. But for the sake
of educating children.
292
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:32,354
"Yo. Let's meet
my cool friends.
293
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,106
This is Hosea the...
cool cat."
294
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,608
"'Sup?"
295
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,697
"Obadiah the stallion."
296
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,536
"'Sup?"
297
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,246
"Reggie-Reg the bloke."
298
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,411
"Bangers 'n' mash, yo."
299
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,580
"And...
Gurgle Gurgle...
300
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:51,332
the... octopus"?
301
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,710
"Um, like, Gurgle Gurgle's
kind of baby-ish.
302
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:58,509
But whatever, seriously."
303
00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,300
"Do you really think so,
Chablis?"
304
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:14,988
I'm sorry, Gurgle Gurgle,
but this is my last chance.
305
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,107
I'm sorry.
306
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,242
Now we just need
some new stories.
307
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:26,616
Some Sir Reginald Featherbottom
versus the system thing.
308
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:30,583
Yeah, I guess we should go edgy.
309
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,966
You know,
I do have one new idea.
310
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,959
About a little gun.
311
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:48,058
We just sanitized.
312
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,021
Aw!
313
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:54,690
Thank you
314
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,689
for attending a screening
of my new DVD,
315
00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,316
The Manger Babes.
316
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,697
Yo. Hi.
317
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,118
I'm Luanne.
318
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,709
And these are the Manger Babes.
319
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,168
Chablis the brat.
320
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,585
This is like so, such as...
321
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,967
You'll have to excuse her.
322
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,961
She's stressing
'cause she's two-timing
323
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,134
on Hosea with Reggie-Reg.
324
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,848
What the hell is this?
325
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,811
I think it works because it
doesn't lie to my generation.
326
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,224
It's real.
327
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,518
No, it's not.
It's smut.
328
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:32,606
I don't know, Uncle Hank.
329
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,564
Smut isn't usually
this sophisticated.
330
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,686
Sorry I'm late.
331
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,189
I was scared of being early.
(gasping)
332
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:43,034
And finally,
our newest Manger Babe:
333
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,655
Bangor, a gun that cares.
334
00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,876
(straining)
335
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,714
That was John Redcorn.
336
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:08,890
He wants me and "The Babes"
to do another DVD.
337
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,683
I'm back, Lucky!
338
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,022
Oh, that's great, baby doll.
339
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:16,063
Coincidentally, I've got
something you'll want to hear.
340
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:19,688
Gracie fell asleep with
her butt up in the air again.
341
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,939
I'll grab the camera.
342
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,236
Oh, you know what?
343
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,281
I want to tell the Babies about
what Redcorn said first.
344
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,574
(gasping)
345
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:31,707
"Luanne, you stole my dreams.
346
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:36,170
If you want to ever see your
Manger Babies again, meet me
347
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,540
at the Laundromat. Dale."
348
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,665
(gasping)
349
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,720
Give me back my Babies, Dale!
350
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:49,888
Too late!
351
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,602
You say they're dry clean only,
352
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:54,643
but these Babies are dirty
from the inside out.
353
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,648
What?
354
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,113
(horrified gasp)
355
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,619
(Luanne crying)
356
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,675
I want to thank you for coming
357
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,716
to celebrate the life
of the Manger Babies.
358
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,713
What the hell are we doing here?
359
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,886
We're here to
support Luanne, Hank.
360
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,225
Poor thing.
361
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,720
All of her loved ones
end up rotting in jail
362
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,471
or dying in the dryer.
363
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,973
Oh, Lord.
364
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,226
The nerve of that man!
365
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,227
Murderer!
366
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,695
Assassin of hope!
367
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,315
You are not invited to the Babies...
Stealer! Plagiarer!
368
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,861
You're both acting like idiots.
369
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,451
You shouldn't
have stolen Dale's ideas.
370
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,696
You shouldn't
have taken Luanne's dolls.
371
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:55,041
We shouldn't even be
having this memorial service.
372
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,160
(sighing)
373
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,127
You're right.
Put it like that...
374
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,713
I'm sorry.
375
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,083
I didn't mean to steal
your idea, Mr. Gribble.
376
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,709
I just got desperate.
377
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,633
I guess that's what happens
when you sell your soul
378
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,221
for a taste of success.
379
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:13,719
Wow, that would've been a great
story for the Manger Babies
380
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,720
if I hadn't
brutally murdered them.
381
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,688
Oh, well, what are you gonna do?
382
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,978
I don't know who I am anymore.
383
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:23,695
I'm like an asteroid
drifting in space
384
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,530
without a puppeting career.
385
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,942
(barking)
386
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,492
Well, this
should cheer you up, Luanne.
387
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:41,712
Oh, the Manger Babies
loved it here.
388
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:45,459
The singing mechanical bears
full of technology.
389
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,176
The pizza.
390
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,055
Hello, John Redcorn.
391
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:55,268
Are you here scouting new acts?
392
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,682
Soccer party weekend
is like my Super Bowl.
393
00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,227
I'm very sorry
things did not work out.
394
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,691
Please, let me send
a pitcher to your table.
395
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,276
I'm sorry.
396
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,690
I don't know who I am anymore,
397
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,314
so I don't know
what soda I'd like.
398
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,611
All right, Luanne, enough.
399
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:17,078
Forget this nonsense
about finding yourself.
400
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:20,373
You don't have the luxury of
figuring out who you are.
401
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,712
You're a mother now.
That's who you are.
402
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:26,708
But, Uncle Hank, I thought...
All the magazines said...
403
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,550
And the talk shows...
404
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,465
Look, it doesn't matter
if you stay at home
405
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,883
or if you work, or whatever.
406
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,256
You're a mom now.
407
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,724
I mean, I'm a dad first,
no matter what.
408
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:39,061
Even if this country
ran only on propane
409
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:43,024
and made me its vice president,
I would still be a dad first.
410
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,187
Okay?
411
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,693
And you'd be an uncle second.
412
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,566
Well, fourth, actually.
413
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,374
(gasps)
414
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:09,676
I can't believe it's really you.
415
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,722
Hello, my former fans.
416
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,557
I bet you thought I'd fall apart
417
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,096
when you deserted me,
didn't you?
418
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,594
LUANNE:
Well, guess what?
419
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,719
I did.
420
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,347
But not anymore!
421
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,394
I don't need y'all
to tell me who I am
422
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,563
because Uncle Hank
helped me remember.
423
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,813
And me and Gurgle Gurgle
don't need you anymore.
424
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:32,816
(microphone feedback whine)
425
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:41,199
I'm glad we're done with
our go-go lifestyle.
426
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,121
Besides, I never told you this,
427
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,711
but I didn't care for
that British penguin.
428
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,626
He was so demanding.
429
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,215
Always asking for his marmalade.
430
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,550
(crying)
431
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:56,681
Oh, don't cry.
432
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,800
Look, Gracie,
Gurgle Gurgle is here
433
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,394
to tell you all about
his glorious travels.
434
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,060
"Gurgle Gurgle."
435
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,478
You see,
436
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:10,695
Gurgle Gurgle
only has six tentacles.
437
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:15,408
So, he went on an adventure
to find the other two...
438
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,110
BILL:
I respect puppets.
439
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,653
A puppet saved my life once.
440
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:08,500
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440
00:22:09,305 --> 00:23:09,156
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